September 29, 2007

Flying lutefisk, ho! [McGurk]
— Open Blog

Scandi hooker blows lutefisk all over the stage. Lol.

Can we get an official translation? I think it goes something like this:
*ring*
"Yes, hello?"
"Hello."
"How are you?
"Meatloaf."
"DId you see the Democratic debate?"
"Yes, I thought Edwards looked presidential."
*BLEARGH*

Posted by: Open Blog at 08:56 AM | Comments (18)
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1 Scandi hooker blows lutefisk all over the stage.

And that's no lye.

Posted by: rHomer Simpson at September 29, 2007 08:58 AM (2o4KV)

2 I can stomach brains splattered all over car interiors, severed limbs hanging in the bushes, dead things that reek so bad it makes you dizzy, etc.

But there's no freaking way I'm clicking on that video!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2007 09:00 AM (77M+c)

3 Mmmmm........lutefisky.

Posted by: bmac at September 29, 2007 09:06 AM (spnY1)

4 She had the fish.

Posted by: eman at September 29, 2007 09:08 AM (HlorC)

5

Purple Avenger, you don't want to see a cute girl suddenly projectile vomit?


You must be one of them homosexuals.


Posted by: lauraw at September 29, 2007 09:09 AM (DbybK)

6 Gotta stay thin somehow.

Posted by: z ryan at September 29, 2007 09:21 AM (PDeVA)

7

OT, but if this pans out, it will make erg puke.


http://www.americanthinker.com/2007/09/a_quiet_triumph_may_be_brewing.html


Posted by: eman at September 29, 2007 09:29 AM (HlorC)

8 you didn't all see the actual translation?  It's much worse that what you could think.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1wj3IbOjNY

Posted by: Um Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh at September 29, 2007 09:35 AM (voOdD)

9 I believe the actual translation would be 'cramps', rather than menstral pain.  But who knows.

Posted by: Asher at September 29, 2007 09:38 AM (YMyoC)

10 She was overexcited, full of froth, full of fizz,
Out of nowhere it came, one quick heave;
Any hope she'd be fazed? not this whirligig whiz,
She was back in a flash, by your leave.

Posted by: ricpic at September 29, 2007 10:05 AM (tng3f)

11 Looked like Katherine Heigl spewing during an interview she was giving in "Knocked Up".

Only without a trash can.

And, for a Scandi, not as attractive.

Posted by: kevin at September 29, 2007 11:43 AM (xHPOo)

12 Do they do this on all their shows?

Posted by: eman at September 29, 2007 12:03 PM (HlorC)

13 My pirate town is being invaded by Scandis. They're muscling in on the action here. They bring in all of their employees from the homeland. The girls wear low-cut blouses with major boobage showing, to business meetings. All the time. One of them is an oriental Swedish girl, another is a brunette, another is an albino. The menfolk all look like Thor, however. And have tons of money. Looooaaaaded, as Ron White would say. Could be the money that makes the guys look like Thor.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at September 29, 2007 12:43 PM (8F+iI)

14

Do they do this on all their shows?


I think I just laughed up a rib.


Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at September 29, 2007 02:18 PM (Dk3Rg)

15 I think this is the one where the Scandi lass got a sudden attack of menstrual pain which caused that spectacular boot.  Nice recovery, though.


Posted by: OregonMuse at September 29, 2007 04:45 PM (dtQ3T)

16 Just think, if she hit the commode, the rest of the Toilet People could have lunch.

Posted by: otcconan at September 29, 2007 06:50 PM (/bSFl)

17 What is this show called, Dialing for Chunder?

Posted by: DelD at September 29, 2007 08:24 PM (CttmP)

18 This is the finniest thing I have ever seen. Period. The setup was absolutely perfect. Can I use this line? Please???? "You smell like a Scandanavian hooker that just yakked Lutefisk". My new favorite put-down.

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 30, 2007 02:12 PM (v6IqT)

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