August 30, 2016

Feminist Stages (Get This) Nude Photo Shoot Smearing Herself With (Get This) Her Own Menstrual Blood to Protest (Get This) "Period-Shaming"
— Ace

Of course. Period-shaming is the greatest injustice the world has ever known!

Second-greatest injustice? Daddums was late with the condo fee payment this month and the landlord yelled at me so loud!

By the way: Don't bother asking "is she hot?" The only hot nude feminists are the Femen chicks.

The feminist explains that this photoshoot is a step in her "journey" to "period-positivity," since society has apparently made her ashamed to bleed freely in public, not the most fundamental standard of basic hygiene which both men and women adhere to.

"When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. I had blood on my hands and I owned it," opens the dramatic post.

Verstappen claims that she initially loved menstruating; she was "absolutely fascinated by it."

"When my menarche arrived, I observed my blood and was absolutely fascinated by it," proclaimed the feminist. "But then the kids in my class said it was gross. I didn’t understand why, but I did not want to be an outsider. So I shifted my ideas, so they would fit what was 'normal.'"

This, of course, is untrue; I’m not saying girls are ashamed, nor should be of menstruating, but there is no 12-year-old girl on the face of the planet who's pumped or awe-inspired about bleeding out of her lady part for the first time.

Verstappen bathes herself in female victimhood, cause by our own biology:

"As women who bleeds [sic], we have been suppressed," she says. "We have been shamed, humiliated, hurt, wronged. We have had to explain ourselves when we are emotional, and are even ridiculed because of it. We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world. If you did not feel or experience this personally, I invite you to ask around. Listen to the stories. Are they filled with empowerment? Or rather, shame?"

In completely unrelated news, feminists continue to blame men for women's "underrepresentation" in science, technology, engineering and medical fields.

Posted by: Ace at 12:15 PM | Comments (361)
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1 I think colon shaming has a better case, IMHO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:17 PM (fOgSR)

2 Roomy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:17 PM (fOgSR)

3 The left is truly mentally ill. So gross.

Posted by: runningrn at August 30, 2016 12:17 PM (sUP4M)

4 Mental illness, masquerading as intellectual superiority.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2016 12:18 PM (7ZVPa)

5 The SJW who tried to make life difficult for the Lyft driver who have a bobblehead hula doll on his dashboard needs some love, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:18 PM (fOgSR)

6 #dicksoutforfeminism

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 12:19 PM (c2qRs)

7 "Help, help, I'm being suppressed".

Posted by: Roscoe at August 30, 2016 12:19 PM (UqeeU)

8 We have had to explain ourselves when we are emotional, and are even ridiculed because of it. We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world.

I'm not clear on the problem here.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:19 PM (LAe3v)

9 We have had to explain ourselves when we are emotional, and are even ridiculed because of it. Gee, I wonder why she's been ridiculed?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2016 12:19 PM (493sH)

10 Vashta Nerada at August 30, 2016 05:18 PM (7ZVPa) Agree with the first part. Not convinced of any sign of intellect ...

Posted by: Adriane the This isn't even a 1st World Problem Critic ... at August 30, 2016 12:20 PM (AoK0a)

11 Don't bother asking "is she hot? Isn't asking this a Horde rule?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2016 12:20 PM (0q4vG)

12 Life is tough ... and then you die.

Posted by: unlawful poet at August 30, 2016 12:21 PM (e8kgV)

13 Up next, shit shaming.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 12:21 PM (9nt94)

14 Mentally ill.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 30, 2016 12:21 PM (+eR2D)

15 Moved up from last thread: "It would be helpful if the media didn't report things like this, so people wouldn't know what's going on."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 30, 2016 12:22 PM (Z8DIA)

16 We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world. Needed a Q.E.D. and an immediate shutdown. Brevity, what pains it would spare us all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:22 PM (fOgSR)

17 Verstappen ??  Wasn't she in "Spaceballs" ?

Posted by: unlawful Mel Brooks at August 30, 2016 12:22 PM (e8kgV)

18 Cleanliness is so oppressive!

The world should love it when I share my various bodily secretions with them.  After all, the potential for spreading disease is a construct of the patriarchy!

Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2016 12:22 PM (xVuS6)

19 Some threads shouldn't be opened. Some strings shouldn't be pulled.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 12:22 PM (SeD0w)

20 Blood is perceived as dirty because in many instances it is. It is a biohazard that can spread disease.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 30, 2016 12:23 PM (3JA/M)

21 Part of the world that you live in
You are the part that you're given

Posted by: unlawful campaign analyst at August 30, 2016 12:24 PM (e8kgV)

22 Ace, you gotta post this video with this post: I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make ya breakfast She'll make ya toast She don't use butter She don't use cheese She don't use jelly Or any of these She uses vaseline Vaseline Vaseline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 12:24 PM (c2qRs)

23 Gotta disagree with you on this one, Ace.  She's not half bad.  Well, if you overlook the menses running down her legs.

In completely unrelated news, feminists continue to blame men for women's "underrepresentation" in science, technology, engineering and medical fields.

Big mouth woman at the lab says we need to set aside grants for women scientists, because men have had 2000 years of affirmative action in science.  But don't you dare call it a quota.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:24 PM (LAe3v)

24 I don't mind that she's trying to come to terms with her menstrual cycle.  I do mind that we are expected to be involved.

Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2016 12:24 PM (xVuS6)

25 Rodeos should require that lariats be manufactured from used tampons. Trans-species menstrual oppression needs to be brought out into the open, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:24 PM (fOgSR)

26 Sign number 362 of the end times public displays of mental illness now referred to as performance art

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 12:24 PM (C6xeQ)

27 And this goes to prove leftist have lost their minds

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 12:25 PM (0G2eQ)

28 In completely unrelated news, feminists continue to blame men for women's "underrepresentation" in science, technology, engineering and medical fields. I saw on Insty the other day that there is a movement to change STEM to STEAM. What is the A for? No, not asshole though it should be. Arts. Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, Math. Because the obvious reason. Yeah, yeah, it's an utter mystery why I refuse to say that I'm a feminist.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 30, 2016 12:25 PM (mf5HN)

29 I assume that the only solution will be government-mandated, free feminine products for everyone?

Posted by: GEBIV at August 30, 2016 12:25 PM (YveZU)

30 I do mind that we are expected to be involved.

Well put.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (LAe3v)

31 Link: Clicking [ ] Not Clicking [X]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (9mTYi)

32 So, so dumb.  This is what passes for creativity among the fevered minds of the perpetually offended.

Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (jkkMG)

33 We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world.

Well, that's because you are. Cramps, headaches, bleeding, and frazzled emotions aren't exactly performance boosters.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (I9W/6)

34 I dunno the technical designation, but that chick crazy. She, as a member of the insane, should not be determining what to "normalize". And, yes, she's also a walking biohazard.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (1CroS)

35 You know who finds her hot? Random pieces of 2"x4"s, rebar and Rachel Corey type of vehicles. As the father of 3 daughters I would disown them if they pulled shit like this.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (voOPb)

36 Like my new earnings?

Posted by: Melissa Parris Herry at August 30, 2016 12:26 PM (SeD0w)

37 Could we form our own country yet? No? Need a little more time?

Posted by: UGH at August 30, 2016 12:27 PM (TwnkX)

38 And This Is Why Most Women Need Hysterectomies

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 12:27 PM (c2qRs)

39 This is what passes for creativity among the fevered minds of the perpetually offended.

Nah, even they know it's BS.  They just do this to piss off the normals.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:27 PM (LAe3v)

40 I don't know who to said or wrote this but the feminist movement is all about equality between women, the hotties down to the Twiggypuff.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (0G2eQ)

41 Seriously, REMOVE this IDIOT'S womb.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (c2qRs)

42 "We have been shamed, humiliated, hurt, wronged. We have had to explain ourselves when we are emotional, and are even ridiculed because of it. We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world. If you did not feel or experience this personally, I invite you to ask around. Listen to the stories. Are they filled with empowerment? Or rather, shame?"

The butthurt is strong in this one. Maybe she should go on a date with Colin Kaepernick.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (I9W/6)

43 I think OJ had blood on his hands and smeared it inside his vehicle and dropped it in his house and on some gloves. It wasn't so much performance art or blood positivity as much as being a dumbass murderer.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (a8570)

44 Totally off topic, but I got to go and I wanted to mention this before I forget... Trump needs to get this TJ Sotomayor guy off of YouTube to make some commercials for him. Never seen his videos before. Check them out.

Posted by: jwest at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (Zs4uk)

45 Who are you to stigmatize me?! People get sick. That's life. If I want to spread information about typhoid, I should be free to walk the Earth and proselytize.

Posted by: Mary at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (1CroS)

46 Take away her womb, her placenta, and her ovaries.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 12:28 PM (c2qRs)

47 Wait till Verstappen finds out about menopause, or reaches it-- what will she bitch about then? Hot flashes?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (3C9q2)

48 "When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. I had blood on my hands and I owned it." 

Damn, why didn't I think of that.

Posted by: Lady Macbeth at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (9nt94)

49 I'll go out on a limb and bet she's a FAB supporter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (Ozsfq)

50 Reminds me of Cameron Diaz on Graham Norton's show, with the shortest and tightest of dresses, looking down between her legs asking "Why are you there?" Cameron Diaz Takes Her Pubic Hair Crusade To The Graham Norton Show Russell Crowe and Richard Ayoade don't really know how to react to Cameron shouting "Why are you there?!" to her crotch. http://bzfd.it/2bAfR1S

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (qCMvj)

51 30 I do mind that we are expected to be involved.

Well put.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

---------


It's the same reason why exhibitionism is wrong.  Sure, the exhibitionist didn't technically hurt his/her victim, but they are using another person for their own gratification without their consent.


This woman is using the rest of the world for her own "self-discovery" without our consent.

Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (xVuS6)

52 Where I come from, we call this "forgot to bring tampons."

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (jBuUi)

53 Hey, how about a little love here?

Posted by: Diarrhea at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (8ZskC)

54 jwest, how did you hear about Tommy Sotomayor? Was it from me?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (c2qRs)

55 Yes. Period shaming is the real danger and threat to society

Posted by: Clowns in the Woods at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (HJEuH)

56 As the father of 3 daughters I would disown them if they pulled shit like this.

I'm the father of 4 daughters, each of whom is more spectacular and accomplished than the next.  They would feel nothing but contempt for the transparent attention whoring of the failure at life. 

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:29 PM (LAe3v)

57 Some threads shouldn't be opened. Some strings shouldn't be pulled. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin -------- Which reminds me. The other day, tending to a Pyracantha-induced wound, I was again disappointed that Band-Aids no longer have that little red thread to tear open the package. Age robs us of one thing after another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 12:30 PM (9mTYi)

58 A truly stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 30, 2016 12:30 PM (G2Sc9)

59 menarche Is that a misspelling of "menarchy" (okay, I know it isn't, but bear with me)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:30 PM (fOgSR)

60 Modern art, translated into English: "Look at MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 12:30 PM (jBuUi)

61 Eh, I'd hit it.
In about 7 days

Posted by: Roman Maroni at August 30, 2016 12:30 PM (vCA4F)

62 Russell Crowe and Richard Ayoade don't really know how to react to Cameron shouting "Why are you there?!" to her crotch ========================= It's hard for an inexperienced untrained person to know how to act when they are first exposed to someone who is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 12:31 PM (C6xeQ)

63 This world is too dumb to live in. I'm off on a pleasant drive to SC to get killed by the woods clowns.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:31 PM (kumBu)

64 22 Ace, you gotta post this video with this post: I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make ya breakfast She'll make ya toast She don't use butter She don't use cheese She don't use jelly Or any of these She uses vaseline Vaseline Vaseline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 05:24 PM (c2qRs) Love that song forget about it

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 30, 2016 12:31 PM (dKiJG)

65 Off to the red tent, Concubine #17 -- and don't come out until you are fertile!

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 12:31 PM (jBuUi)

66 Hey, how about a little love here? Posted by: Diarrhea --------- Well, one Moron did suggest 'Synchronized Diarrhea' as an event at the Brazil Olympics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 12:31 PM (9mTYi)

67 Apparently, getting naked and dousing herself in her own period blood was the only way to fight back against this grave injustice. "This was the only conclusion I could come up with," she heroically offers. Only in Obama's Clinton's America. yep, all women all of the time we going to see a uterus, after a hysterectomy on display as "art" next?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 12:32 PM (qCMvj)

68 Maybe they should stop reporting this shit.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 30, 2016 12:32 PM (I9W/6)

69 Why haven't these women been institutionalized and their right to bear arms removed for their own protection?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 12:32 PM (mpXpK)

70 Or.... it could be the fact that some Women are just plain a bitch during that time of the month... Its sad how Reality is no longer important to many in our society.... its more important to make something up so YOU are a victim... And our Press covers it.. giving them the very attention they seek.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 30, 2016 12:32 PM (qf6WZ)

71 We should lock the Menses Madam in a room with the Pudendal Painter, and let them fight it out for who gets to go on TV afterwards and proclaim who is the queen of oppression.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:33 PM (LAe3v)

72 31 Link: Clicking [ ] Not Clicking [X] Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 05:26 PM (9mTYi) It wasn't horrific, just a head shaker.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2016 12:34 PM (voOPb)

73 What about womyn with penises who don't have periods? This artist really needs to check her cis-privilege and stop being so transphobic.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 30, 2016 12:34 PM (LyISp)

74 I guess there is something wrong with me, because I never really gave much thought to my menses....I always thought of it like brushing my teeth or something. Keep the products you need to accomplish the job nearby, and then handle it as needed. But then again, I was never an attention whore.

Posted by: LA ette, formerly of TX, lakeside lurker at August 30, 2016 12:34 PM (o6tXs)

75 38 And This Is Why Most Women Need Hysterectomies Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 05:27 PM (c2qRs) uh ...

Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2016 12:34 PM (xVuS6)

76 In the future someone will be a dumbass every 15 minutes.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 12:34 PM (ZFUt7)

77 Stick her in a hut for a week.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 12:34 PM (SCOa6)

78 It wasn't horrific, just a head shaker.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2016 05:34 PM (voOPb)



You must not have scrolled down to the other photos.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 30, 2016 12:35 PM (+eR2D)

79 I hope she doesn't spill any of her period blood on mattress girl's precious rape mattress. That stuff is a bitch to get out.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:35 PM (kumBu)

80 Can someone please bleach this thread with some pics of Yoko?

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 12:35 PM (ragzU)

81 Why haven't these women been institutionalized and their right to bear arms.... Posted by: Vic ----- Trigglypuff has bear arms. Why she hasn't been institutionalized escapes me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 12:35 PM (9mTYi)

82 This woman is obviously suffering from PMS: Pointless Masturbatory Stupidity

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (jBuUi)

83 John F'n Kerry: "Maybe they should stop reporting this shit." First thing you got right since... ever?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (1CroS)

84 Sounds like she needs a Midol. Feed it to her wrapped in cheese, like you would for a finicky pup.

Posted by: NavyMom at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (Y4c10)

85 People tried to shame me about my poop!! They said it stunk and I should flush it! They did not appreciate it when I gave them special sneak previews of my poop smell by farting!! They tried to poop-shame me!! ENUFFS SEZ ME!!! I smeared my poop all over the walls and my face and said look at me poop-shamers!! No more poop shaming!! Then I was paddled and sent to bed. Then I turned three.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (a8570)

86 little red thread Little red thread You don't know what I got Little red thread You don't know what I got Well I'm not braggin' babe so don't put me down But I've got the fastest flowing menses in town When some guy comes up to me he surely would know 'Cause if I used maxi pads the blood would not flow It's my little red thread You don't know what I got. (My little red thread) (You don't know what I got)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (fOgSR)

87 43 I think OJ had blood on his hands and smeared it inside his vehicle and dropped it in his house and on some gloves. It wasn't so much performance art or blood positivity as much as being a dumbass murderer.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 05:28 PM (a8570)


No, he wasn't. That blood don't mean shit. And if the blood ain't shit, you must acquit. OJ was a victim of the system. And racist cops. And a racist prosecutor. No, I am not playing the race card. Where's my $11 million?

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cochran at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (I9W/6)

88 I wonder if she supports the free feminine hygiene products for everyone movement? I seriously have a friend who thinks tampons should be covered under Obamacare.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 12:36 PM (9nt94)

89 I wonder who is arguing that women are underrepresented in medicine-- the American Association of Medical Colleges has noted that the number of women candidates for the MD in US medical schools has hovered around 48 to 49% since 2010. I should add that the only male physician I've had to see in the past few years is in orthopedics-- the other three are all women. (And none of them are obsessed with "period positivity".)

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 12:37 PM (3C9q2)

90 a haiku-
Spoon flies to her mouth
a path worn smooth by much use
butt indeed looks big.

another-
You must leave here now
you can't afford these prices
you have no credit.

-yet another
This scent is silent
they wonder where it came from
but I see you face.

Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2016 12:37 PM (zLDYs)

91 You must not have scrolled down to the other photos. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 30, 2016 05:35 PM (+eR2D) There were more? I guess I didn't then. Mr. Hammer stick with your original decision.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2016 12:37 PM (voOPb)

92 "When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. I had blood on my hands and I owned it," Okay, so she doesn't know what the expression "blood on (one's) hands" means.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 30, 2016 12:38 PM (LyISp)

93 What a stupid time to be alive.

Will someone please give this idiot a one-way ticket to Kabul?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 12:38 PM (1ZOkK)

94 Maybe we need a daily Ace of Spades Pet Thread, to distract from the ridiculousness of these people.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:38 PM (gfJWV)

95 There were more?

I guess I didn't then.
Mr. Hammer stick with your original decision.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2016 05:37 PM (voOPb)



The ones with the blood running down her legs?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 30, 2016 12:39 PM (+eR2D)

96 I guess I didn't then. Mr. Hammer stick with your original decision. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ----------- I have become risk-averse where links are concerned. Some things can't be unseen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 12:39 PM (9mTYi)

97 Eh, I'd hit it. In about 7 days Posted by: Roman Maroni Good timing. Just stay away from it midcycle when it could be fertile. No need to inflict those genes on future societies.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 12:39 PM (ZFUt7)

98 ??? What animal bleeds for a week and does not die?. . . This crazy bitch unfortunately.

Posted by: Scott at August 30, 2016 12:39 PM (kZobl)

99 88 I wonder if she supports the free feminine hygiene products for everyone movement? I seriously have a friend who thinks tampons should be covered under Obamacare. Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 05:36 PM (9nt94) If she believes a 'Right' to healthcare means someone else must pay for it... Then... You need to ask her is she then believes that as we have the Right to bear arms, the Government must then buy us all our guns?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 30, 2016 12:39 PM (qf6WZ)

100 Going out on a limb here, but I'd say today is an even stupider time to be alive than just yesterday.

Posted by: fly gal at August 30, 2016 12:39 PM (8TdcF)

101 Who are these mysterious "period-shamers" and where is there proof that they exist?!?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 12:40 PM (NOIQH)

102 Maybe it's just me.  I think my period is disgusting.  I hate it.  Maybe it's because I never had children, but I'd be more happy if it would just go away.  It doesn't make me feel womanly, it makes me feel gross.


Not that any of you ever needed this bit of information.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 30, 2016 12:40 PM (+eR2D)

103 Maybe we need a daily Ace of Spades Pet Thread, to distract from the ridiculousness of these people. ======================= My ten year old likes to drop factoids he learns in reading books. Yesterdays factoid: "Dad did you know that in Japan there are more pets than children?" I have no idea if that is true, but he was shocked by the idea. He's only ten. Autistic. And knows that's messed up.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 12:41 PM (xVRrG)

104 You know the nearer your destination the more you're slip sliding away

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 12:41 PM (ragzU)

105 And This Is Why Most Women Need Hysterectomies Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 05:27 PM (c2qRs) makes women's hormones go more nuts not a good idea and sad when women need them tbh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 12:41 PM (qCMvj)

106 We have to get rid of her, stat! The woods clowns...they're like bears...they can smell the blood...it excites their primal killing and balloon animal twisting urges...

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:41 PM (kumBu)

107 She celebrates menstruation, her fertility - does she celebrate motherhood?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

108 This bitch just needs a good slap with my baby maker.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 30, 2016 12:42 PM (SeD0w)

109 I have become risk-averse where links are concerned. Some things can't be unseen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 05:39 PM (9mTYi)



Smart man.  I wish I would heed that advice more often.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 30, 2016 12:42 PM (+eR2D)

110 Who are these mysterious "period-shamers" and where is there proof that they exist?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 05:40 PM (NOIQH)


Me! I volunteer! I'll shame me some periods, and throw in a comma or two for good measure.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 12:42 PM (I9W/6)

111 Damn. No swimming in the ocean next to that girl.

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 12:43 PM (ragzU)

112 Maybe we need a daily Ace of Spades Pet Thread, to distract from the ridiculousness of these people. Yep-- and I can't see my female cat complaining about having her lady cat parts removed. She obviously enjoys having a (neutered) male cat as a companion without having to worry about getting preggers again (she had one litter before she was rescued).

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 30, 2016 12:43 PM (3C9q2)

113
Who are these mysterious "period-shamers"


Okay, I'll fess up.  I hated the 70s. 

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2016 12:43 PM (LAe3v)

114 What garbage.

Posted by: Alana at August 30, 2016 12:43 PM (SEftd)

115 Future Ace post: I had disaster pants and I OWNED it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2016 12:43 PM (a8570)

116 101 Who are these mysterious "period-shamers" and where is there proof that they exist?!? They're a radical offshoot of the Oxford Commatists. "How dare you tell us when our sentences should end!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (fOgSR)

117 does she celebrate motherhood?

Yeah, probably not. There is responsibility involved.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (9nt94)

118 Disaster pants. heh

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (ragzU)

119 Oh, wait, where did I hear this before, where did I hear this before? She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (gfJWV)

120 "Yesterdays factoid: "Dad did you know that in Japan there are more pets than children?"

I have no idea if that is true, but he was shocked by the idea. He's only ten. Autistic. And knows that's messed up.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 05:41 PM (xVRrG) "

Well, they have an island that's basically all cats. Not sure if those count as pets.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (kumBu)

121 Only women bleed......

Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (YFnq5)

122 Maybe we need a daily Ace of Spades Pet Thread, to distract from the ridiculousness of these people. Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 05:38 PM (gfJWV) daily food thread I'm trying this tonight: Trout Cakes With Basil Vinaigrette Recipe http://www.foodrepublic.com/recipes/trout-cakes-with-basil-vinaigrette-recipe/ I've got that cookbook, the Lodge Cast Iron Nation. Pretty good. Substituting my own sides, tho. Broccoli Florets with Orange-Sesame Sauce and Cucumber, Tomato, and Feta Salad Broccoli With Orange-Sesame Sauce found here: http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20090204/PC1206/302049917 I have the book Gourmet Meals in Minutes, where I got it from. Culinary Institute of America. Another great book.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (qCMvj)

123 Maybe we need a daily Ace of Spades Pet Thread, to distract from the ridiculousness of these people. Posted by: m ---------- Calming dog cartoon: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hcmjyme

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (9mTYi)

124 Finished watching "Making a Murderer". It's so selective in it's coverage as to be nearly useless.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (2cS/G)

125 This in not unlike a baby who reaches in their diaper and is fascinated by what they find. Why do these people get any attention other than from a couple men in white coats with a butterfly net?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2016 12:44 PM (m3gkS)

126 I have no idea if that is true, but he was shocked by the idea. He's only ten. Autistic. And knows that's messed up.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 05:41 PM (xVRrG)


More evidence that Japan is awry: last year, more adult diapers were sold than baby diapers.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (I9W/6)

127 disaster pants is good. right up there with sugar tits.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (xVRrG)

128 She'd be great to take backpacking in bear country. I would only need to be marginally faster than her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (SeD0w)

129 Cold Ethel.

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (ragzU)

130 Poor girl just needs a vacation in someplace with a nice pleasant beach and shark infested waters.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (ZFUt7)

131 Emotional menstruating woman shrieks incoherently at people: "Stop saying my period makes me unstable and emotionaaaaaaallllllll!!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

132 I bet she really hates jokes about periods too. Like this classic one from South Park. https://youtu.be/VBT_1OrTYUM

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (z/Ubi)

133 I hate these body fluids performance ART bitches with the heat of 10,000 suns. Menstruation is a natural bodily function that requires a certain level of hygiene for a woman to remain healthy. To pretend that attending to that hygiene is somehow shameful and degrading is ludicrous. Even women living in tribal conditions in Africa have hygiene measures at their disposal.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (kXoT0)

134 It's impossible for me to take this woman seriously which, I would imagine, is exactly opposite of her intent. WTF gives two shits about women's periods? I mean, who exactly is shaming them?

Posted by: Seems legit at August 30, 2016 12:45 PM (U+nHb)

135

 

"As women who bleeds [sic], we have been suppressed," she says. "We have been shamed, humiliated, hurt, wronged. We have had to explain ourselves when we are emotional, and are even ridiculed because of it. We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world

 

 

Not according to any tampon commercial i've ever seen

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 12:46 PM (lKyWE)

136 Meh. She's not bad. I'd give her a 7.2. After she cleans herself up a bit. Put her on the stair climber and stationary bike for a few months, and she's got the potential to break 8.0.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 30, 2016 12:46 PM (sgHEm)

137 I'll only shame semicolons; they are a nuisance; with them, run-on sentences will continue undeterred; it becomes addictive; why should I ever use a period; why end a sentence; thus, the tyranny of the semicolon. For shame! For shame!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:46 PM (kumBu)

138 Who's the bigger narcissist, this person or Anthony Weiner/Wiener/whatever? This people did not do well at puberty.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:46 PM (gfJWV)

139 >>Why do these people get any attention other than from a couple men in white coats with a butterfly net? Shirley, you jest. We have the frigging federal government telling us that people who want to hack off certain parts and glue on other ones are perfectly normal. We've gone full YOLO.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2016 12:47 PM (/tuJf)

140 I mean, who exactly is shaming them?

She must have watched the opening scene of "Carrie" one too many times.

Posted by: no good deed at August 30, 2016 12:47 PM (9nt94)

141 Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

Posted by: JR at August 30, 2016 12:47 PM (zt7q/)

142 Emotional menstruating woman shrieks incoherently at people: "Stop saying my period makes me unstable and emotionaaaaaaallllllll!!!!" Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 05:45 PM (NOIQH) exactly. perfect. It would have behooved her to wait a day or two...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 12:47 PM (qCMvj)

143 121 Only women bleed...... Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 05:44 PM (YFnq5) Not.... true....

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at August 30, 2016 12:47 PM (qf6WZ)

144 Who are these mysterious "period-shamers" and where is there proof that they exist?!? Ooooooh! Victorian period! Shame shame!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 12:48 PM (SCOa6)

145 >>>11 Don't bother asking "is she hot? Isn't asking this a Horde rule? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 30, 2016 05:20 PM (0q4vG) Sorta, but then you'd have to get pics.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:48 PM (gfJWV)

146 If this were a guy in public waxing eloquent about wiping his butt . . . . it'd be San Francisco on a Friday evening. This country is up to its eyebrows in nutjobs.

Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 12:48 PM (xVRrG)

147 Verstappen, huh. I wonder if she runs other drivers off the road too.

Posted by: what's in a name at August 30, 2016 12:48 PM (/7ZaC)

148 "Put her on the stair climber and stationary bike for a few months, and she's got the potential to break 8.0.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 30, 2016 05:46 PM (sgHEm) "

I'll give her a 7.5 if she suddenly loses her vocal cords and has all of her fingers broken. I don't want any prospect of this idiocy escaping from her during a liaison.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:48 PM (kumBu)

149 Gene Wilder didn't have to see this. That's good.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:49 PM (gfJWV)

150 Time to accessorize my nic.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at August 30, 2016 12:49 PM (xVuS6)

151 I bet she really hates jokes about periods too. Like this classic one from South Park. https://youtu.be/VBT_1OrTYUM Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2016 05:45 PM (z/Ubi) heh hadn't seen this one

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 12:49 PM (qCMvj)

152 Yes, the period shamers, First they came for the periods, and I did nothing, because I never used them and just had sentences that ran on and on and on

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at August 30, 2016 12:50 PM (qf6WZ)

153 What you're missing over at VOX:

Anthony Weiner and the rise of dick pics, explained

Posted by: unlawful critic at August 30, 2016 12:50 PM (e8kgV)

154 Trout Cakes With Basil Vinaigrette Recipe My can dump recipe: I made a fritata with Trader Joe's canned smoked trout. Dumped in frozen fire-roasted peppers and onions also from TJoe's. Really good and easy.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 12:50 PM (SeD0w)

155 You know, Body Fluid Performance Art Bitches, would be a great name for an opening act, anywhere.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 12:51 PM (YFnq5)

156 Time for me to come clean. I am the Joseph Mallord William Turner of bodily fluid art. And by bodily fluid I mean urine. All shades of yellow, from the palest straw to the most golden ochre! Look for my crowdfunding pitch to get my museum up and running.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:51 PM (fOgSR)

157 This country is up to its eyebrows in nutjobs. Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2016 05:48 PM (xVRrG) In some cases uni-brow nutjobs.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 30, 2016 12:51 PM (kXoT0)

158 Listen here sugartits. I thought I had AIDS for two years after some clear sticky stuff came out of my 6 year old boner until I finally asked my horrified dad about it when I was 8 so I'm not sympathetic. Did you live with Aids for from age 6 to age 8? No you did not. And don't get me started about the random Boners we have to deal with during class when the female teachers ask us to stand up to answer the question or go to the chalk board to show our work. I spent more time mastering the craft on the adjust and tuck between the belly button and belt in microseconds with one hand than anything you have done, which is why you are smearing yourself in your own menstrual blood for attention and fame instead of having children and being a Godly mother and wife.

Posted by: Pepe at August 30, 2016 12:51 PM (HJEuH)

159 Not according to any tampon commercial i've ever seen Posted by: Flawless Male Logic I picked up a tampon box once and thought it was for a vacation which included swimming and horseback riding.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 12:51 PM (ZFUt7)

160 A drugstore front from the 20s in Washington DC.  A simpler time when there were no feminine hygiene products in the window.


http://www.shorpy.com/node/21251?size=_original#caption

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 12:51 PM (mpXpK)

161 155 You know, Body Fluid Performance Art Bitches, would be a great name for an opening act, anywhere. Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 05:51 PM (YFnq5) Only at Lilith Fair

Posted by: Don Q. at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (qf6WZ)

162 im gonna do the same with semen to shed light on semen shaming

Posted by: fabio at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (vNeUs)

163 well, damn. there goes dinner.

Posted by: nckate at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (Tetbj)

164 >>Me! I volunteer! I'll shame me some periods, and throw in a comma or two for good measure.


Just stay away from the interrobang, buddy!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

165 I have started to wonder if publicly reporting on some of the creepy, nasty things people do just helps to normalize creepy, nasty behavior.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (xVuS6)

166 >>>Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, Math. MAETS! It's Maet's, backwards!

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (gfJWV)

167

 

So this thread is a period piece?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (lKyWE)

168 Krebs v Carnot at 116: "...Oxford Commatists..." I believe the whole Oxford comma controversy has already been settled. There are Oxford Commatists, and there are retards who don't know how to punctuate. There is nothing in between. And the proof lies in Frost's 'Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening', which, without the Oxford convention, might be misunderstood and thought a verbal postcard, rather than a rumination on death.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (sgHEm)

169 I liked the mattress-carry thing much better.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2016 12:52 PM (3myMJ)

170 153 What you're missing over at VOX:

Anthony Weiner and the rise of dick pics, explained

Posted by: unlawful critic at August 30, 2016 05:50 PM (e8kgV)


Did they find a way to blame it on Trump and/or Republicans?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 12:53 PM (I9W/6)

171 "When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. I had blood on my hands and I owned it," opens the dramatic post. Quite the scholar isn't she? Having blood on one's hands, we all know is related to menstruation, not ... you know ... murder.

Posted by: Heralder at August 30, 2016 12:53 PM (oCER9)

172 Artists like these can now get government paid health insurance thanks to the Democrat Party. And free food, apartments, phones and even mattresses. On the other hand, Republicans want to shame this woman, drive her into the shadows, and end the free expression in which we revel. They literally want her to bleed in shame. Please keep her name secret from those GOP'ers, lest they come for her in the dead on night! So, protect art! Vote for us!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 30, 2016 12:54 PM (/m8T6)

173 121 Only women bleed...... Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 05:44 PM (YFnq5 Not exactly.....

Posted by: Serena Williams at August 30, 2016 12:55 PM (HJEuH)

174 >>Which reminds me. The other day, tending to a Pyracantha-induced wound, I was again disappointed that Band-Aids no longer have that little red thread to tear open the package. Age robs us of one thing after another. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. What about this story remind you of a red string?

Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2016 12:55 PM (c7vUv)

175 Someday a real rain will come...

Posted by: Travis Bickle at August 30, 2016 12:55 PM (qJhUV)

176 Sandra Fluke started this stuff with her free birth control is a right crap, this idiot is just the natural progression of the same crap being spewed on every college campus.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 12:55 PM (6Ll1u)

177 I made a fritata with Trader Joe's canned smoked trout. Dumped in frozen fire-roasted peppers and onions also from TJoe's. Really good and easy. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 05:50 PM (SeD0w) Sounds tasty!

Posted by: Emmie Normal at August 30, 2016 12:55 PM (xVuS6)

178 I'm afraid to click the link --- has she found a way to blame cramps on the patriarchy, too?

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at August 30, 2016 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

179 Gross twit.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 12:56 PM (rlfds)

180 Awright, morons, show of hands:  how many of you have earned your wings?

Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 12:56 PM (YFnq5)

181 next artistic foray: grinding a baby up in a milk churn and smearing herself with ordure in imitation of a 17th century flying spell.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 12:56 PM (U0lQa)

182 171 "When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. I had blood on my hands and I owned it," opens the dramatic post. Never heard of Lady Macbeth, I take it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:56 PM (fOgSR)

183 178 I'm afraid to click the link --- has she found a way to blame cramps on the patriarchy, too? Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2016 05:55 PM (NOIQH) --- You and me both.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 12:56 PM (rlfds)

184 http://www.shorpy.com/node/21251?size=_original#caption

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 05:51 PM (mpXpK)


Why did they call them "People's" drug stores? They weren't commies, I don't think.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 12:57 PM (I9W/6)

185 "Someday a real rain will come...

Posted by: Travis Bickle at August 30, 2016 05:55 PM (qJhUV) "

And I'll look down and whisper "No."

Oh, shit, different movie. Well, same sentiment.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 12:57 PM (kumBu)

186 ♪ If dogs run free, why not mense &9834

Posted by: Roberta Dylan at August 30, 2016 12:57 PM (ZFUt7)

187 >>>"It's powerful. Can you comprehend how powerful this blood is? This blood can create life. This blood can nourish a fetus to grow. A fetus, yes. That's a baby," she states. "That's a brand new human being. That is how powerful it is."<<< Um, I'm no gynomisogynist or anything, I think her interpretation of menses is 180 degrees out of whack. Yeah, she's on a roll.

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2016 12:57 PM (HVQlX)

188 I have to ask, as a matter of science: Can Hepatitis (any strain) be transmitted by contact with menstrual blood? What about other diseases?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2016 12:58 PM (FlRtG)

189 >>>40 I don't know who to said or wrote this but the feminist movement is all about equality between women, the hotties down to the Twiggypuff. Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 05:28 PM (0G2eQ) Good one.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 12:58 PM (gfJWV)

190 Alice Cooper, I'm a Red Wings fan, but not that kind. The kind with Zetterberg and Kronwall. Blechh, the thought might put me off my feed.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 30, 2016 12:58 PM (sgHEm)

191 Right. There's NOTHING more empowering than cramps and ruined panties. What a full blown freak.

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2016 12:59 PM (wgFcF)

192 "When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. I had blood on my hands and I owned it," opens the dramatic post. Is she confessing to an abortion?

Posted by: Emmie Normal at August 30, 2016 12:59 PM (xVuS6)

193 I hear the National Association of Blood Sausage Manufacturers is looking for a spokescritter. Seems like a good fit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 12:59 PM (fOgSR)

194 I propose the feminists undertake a protest against Death Shaming.

Posted by: Zeus Orbital Cannon at August 30, 2016 12:59 PM (DHDiP)

195 Me smellum period blood! Me wantum dippum spear!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Big Chief Redstick at August 30, 2016 12:59 PM (a8570)

196 Ugh. I just scrolled down to the other photos as suggested above. You don't go around like this because a wild animal will smell blood and eat you. You instead create a safe nest for yourself. I remember being happy to get my first period, and I always enjoyed the nesting instinct that preceded it. Got a lot of housework done that way.

Posted by: Alana at August 30, 2016 12:59 PM (SEftd)

197 Ok, who goes for crime-scene sex?

Posted by: JR at August 30, 2016 01:00 PM (zt7q/)

198 Do NOT click on this:

http://goo.gl/2EFul7

Sabo has plastered Hollywood with his rendition of Hillary wearing nothing but a thong and tats.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:01 PM (I9W/6)

199 "since society has apparently made her ashamed to bleed freely in public" Silly me, I thought that pads and tampons were designed to stop that freely bleeding thing. And yes, poor personal hygiene is something to be ashamed of.

Posted by: all doubt removed at August 30, 2016 01:01 PM (WsWiu)

200 Even if they're capable of the work (they aren't you'd be better hiring a retard), who wants these bitches around?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2016 01:01 PM (4ErVI)

201 What a great thread for dinner prep time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 01:01 PM (1ZOkK)

202 187 >>>"It's powerful. Can you comprehend how powerful this blood is? This blood can create life. This blood can nourish a fetus to grow. A fetus, yes. That's a baby," she states. "That's a brand new human being. That is how powerful it is."<<< --- wait, what? Dumb twit will think she's giving birth when she's miscarrying. Or aborting the "fetus". Did y'all get the sense that she was as proud as a peacock that she was able to explain to us hicks what a fetus is?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 01:02 PM (rlfds)

203 I saw Thong and Tats open for Seals and Crofts in '89. Thong's cover of "Summer Breeze" was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 01:02 PM (fOgSR)

204 We need a clowns in the woods thread.

As a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 01:02 PM (1ZOkK)

205

 

Awright, morons, show of hands: how many of you have earned your wings?

Posted by: Alice Cooper at August 30, 2016 05:56 PM (YFnq5)

 

 

Earned them as a kid,hell of a good sneaker

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 30, 2016 01:03 PM (lKyWE)

206 Sabo has plastered Hollywood with his rendition of Hillary wearing nothing but a thong and tats. Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 06:01 PM (I9W/6) --- Too late, saw it yesterday. Still scarred.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 01:03 PM (rlfds)

207 My can dump recipe: I made a fritata with Trader Joe's canned smoked trout. Dumped in frozen fire-roasted peppers and onions also from TJoe's. Really good and easy. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 05:50 PM (SeD0w) sounds lovely Trader Joes has some really good stuff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2016 01:03 PM (qCMvj)

208 184  Why did they call them "People's" drug stores? They weren't commies, I don't think.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 05:57 PM (I9W/6)


Funny there was a "Peoples Drug Store" In Bremerton, WA when I was there too.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at August 30, 2016 01:03 PM (mpXpK)

209 Baby the Rain Must Fall, is a movie and a song. Who sang that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2016 01:03 PM (sEFt6)

210 medical fields? dude, the world is full of nurses.

Posted by: Dogstar at August 30, 2016 01:03 PM (IWuln)

211 first period First period gym class... I know, like, the worst, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 01:04 PM (fOgSR)

212 I remember my wife dragging out the 'you are special today' dinner plate when my daughter had her first period. I cringed, my daughter cringed worse. Told the wife to knock that stuff off. Not for me, I could deal. For her, my daughter.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 01:04 PM (ZFUt7)

213 202 187 >>>"It's powerful. Can you comprehend how powerful this blood is? This blood can create life. This blood can nourish a fetus to grow. A fetus, yes. That's a baby," she states. "That's a brand new human being. That is how powerful it is." --- wait, what? Dumb twit will think she's giving birth when she's miscarrying. Or aborting the "fetus". Did y'all get the sense that she was as proud as a peacock that she was able to explain to us hicks what a fetus is? Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 06:02 PM (rlfds) If she calls a fetus a baby around her fellow travelers they're liable to have her hanged.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2016 01:04 PM (z/Ubi)

214 A drugstore front from the 20s in Washington DC. A simpler time when there were no feminine hygiene products in the window.

And if you wanted a rubber you had to ask for it, and have the clerk come back in a loud voice "what brand of rubber do you want"

Posted by: Colin at August 30, 2016 01:05 PM (hIWCG)

215 Her momma must be sooo proud! (And no, I did not hit the link. Ick!)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 30, 2016 01:05 PM (tbKrr)

216 If she calls a fetus a baby around her fellow travelers they're liable to have her hanged. Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2016 06:04 PM (z/Ubi) --- Just the fact she said a fetus was a baby is liable to get her tarred and feathered, at the least.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 01:06 PM (rlfds)

217 19 Some threads shouldn't be opened. Some strings shouldn't be pulled.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 05:22 PM (SeD0w)


ISWYDT.  Golf clap.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 30, 2016 01:06 PM (43OZ6)

218 The guys get shirts.

Posted by: Governor Paul LePage at August 30, 2016 01:06 PM (zu88C)

219 The FBI has responded to recent concerns about U.S. voting systems being targeted for cyberattacks as Election Day approaches, saying the agency takes the threat "very, very seriously" and is working to "equip the rest of our government with options."

FBI Director James Comey addressed the issue while speaking to government and private-industry experts attending the Symantec Government Symposium in Washington, D.C.

"We take very seriously any effort by any actor," he said, "to influence the conduct of affairs in our country, whether that's an election or something else."


... they told me that this election wouldn't be "rigged"

Posted by: unlawful elector at August 30, 2016 01:07 PM (e8kgV)

220 OT: I have the pregame rally for Trump event on in background while working. Right Side Broadasting. Interviewing high school kids right now in line to see Trump. One is Asian guy, saying media is in control so you never hear people like him are pro Trump. One is a white girl dating a black guy, when people found out she likes Trump she has been bullied and no one at the school will do anything. Interesting anecdotes of people in the crowd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtQEDByzAas

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2016 01:07 PM (hvf9s)

221 218 The guys get shirts.

Posted by: Governor Paul LePage at August 30, 2016 06:06 PM (zu88C)



heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2016 01:07 PM (1ZOkK)

222 212 I remember my wife dragging out the 'you are special today' dinner plate when my daughter had her first period. I cringed, my daughter cringed worse. Told the wife to knock that stuff off. Not for me, I could deal. For her, my daughter. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 06:04 PM (ZFUt7) --- Cringe-worthy, indeed.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 30, 2016 01:08 PM (rlfds)

223 As a female, I feel obligated to apologize for this nut job.

/yeah, not a feminist here either.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 30, 2016 01:08 PM (tvyXw)

224 Periods are messy. Babies are messy, Sex is messy. Men who can do stuff ( carpenters; sailors; stone-masons; hunters; farmers) are messy. Old people are messy. All the good stuff in life is messy. Life, in general is messy. This nutcase should just stick her thumb up her - - - and deal with it.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 30, 2016 01:09 PM (oQQwD)

225 "And if you wanted a rubber you had to ask for it, and have the clerk come back in a loud voice "what brand of rubber do you want"

Posted by: Colin at August 30, 2016 06:05 PM (hIWCG) "

Um...medium sized?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 30, 2016 01:09 PM (kumBu)

226 As soon as the FBI discovers its Democrats who are doing the cyber attacks on elections they will find no DA in the country will take the case.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2016 01:09 PM (0G2eQ)

227 This will draw flies.

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2016 01:10 PM (hJd6o)

228 Love Trader Joes. You can find a lot of different items there. Good sales, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2016 01:10 PM (I5Qy4)

229 Would love to see Andrea M or Mika B interview HRC and get her opinion on this.  Actually I would just like to see all three of them spin this.  Oh and Huma too, now that she is free.

Posted by: gracepc at August 30, 2016 01:10 PM (OU4q6)

230 212 I remember my wife dragging out the 'you are special today' dinner plate when my daughter had her first period. I cringed, my daughter cringed worse. Told the wife to knock that stuff off. Not for me, I could deal. For her, my daughter. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 06:04 PM (ZFUt7) ---- That poor girl. Was it from Hallmark? Mine would have been presented to me in 7th grade Biology class by sniggering boys who noticed I got my first period before I did.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 30, 2016 01:11 PM (jR7Wy)

231 >>Can Hepatitis (any strain) be transmitted by contact with menstrual blood? What about other diseases? cooties

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2016 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

232 I can see how this would be a game-changer for anyone who was on the fence regarding this issue.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 01:12 PM (Sfs6o)

233 Mrs. Krebs is playing Pokemon Go and apparently one way it promotes actual physical activity on the part of players is that Pokemon "eggs" only hatch after a player walks some distance. When I walk our dog, I ask her if she wants to come along to "walk her eggs". Our offspring heard me say this and wondered to what I was referring. "Oh, we're trying to have another child". I live to mindfook Millennials.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 01:12 PM (fOgSR)

234 I got so much crazy goin' on my head's gonna splode any minute.

Posted by: Verstrapon at August 30, 2016 01:13 PM (Tyii7)

235 Truly, this is a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at August 30, 2016 01:13 PM (RFeQD)

236
Yeah well the lonely ampersand gets banned around here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 30, 2016 01:14 PM (ODxAs)

237 Well isn't this just a fine thread to come home to.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:15 PM (dFi94)

238 235 Truly, this is a stupid time to be alive. Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at August 30, 2016 06:13 PM (RFeQD) ------------- I was just thinking that maybe, as a species, we weren't meant to succeed.

Posted by: Weasel at August 30, 2016 01:15 PM (Sfs6o)

239 Back in my day we accepted that time of the month for what it was, part of being a girl, but would get red-faced embarrassed when one of "those" commercials came on when watching TV with our dads and our brothers.

This is the most gross thing I have read in quite a long while. Going to go look at pictures of cute kittehs and puppehs to try and cleanse my mind.

Posted by: The Fabulous T at August 30, 2016 01:16 PM (D3iZ0)

240
Iris Josephina L. Verstappen
Cycle Awareness Educator, Doula, Writer

MENSTRUAL REVOLUTION - the book

[video]

100 EUR Donation

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By donating 100 EUR or more, you will receive a SIGNED hardcopy of Menstrual Revolution [in English or Dutch] + a reusable pad + menstrual cup + FREE Menstrual Manifesto tote bag. Your name will be mentioned on the contributors list in the book.

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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 01:16 PM (kdS6q)

241 >>>Calming dog cartoon: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hcmjyme Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2016 05:44 PM (9mTYi) Yes, that's a calmer.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (gfJWV)

242 I was just thinking that maybe, as a species, we weren't meant to succeed.

Well, I'm irrefutable proof of that.

Posted by: Verstrapon at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (Tyii7)

243 I'm not even going to pretend to read thru the comments.  Let me just say that I try not to ridicule the unstable.  Also, this woman desperately wants attention.  This is the last she'll get from me.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (dFi94)

244 Well isn't this just a fine thread to come home to.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 06:15 PM (dFi94)


Have you moved in with your lawfully wedded husband yet?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:17 PM (I9W/6)

245 fgs she acts as if she lived in the m.e .

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:18 PM (A1MMY)

246 Disgusting. And period shaming my ass. You can't watch network TV for five seconds without getting bombarded with commercials for this that and the other feminine hygiene product.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 01:18 PM (7KFPB)

247 FREE Menstrual Manifesto tote bag. Throw in a signed copy of "The Vagina Monologues" and I'm all in, baby!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 01:18 PM (fOgSR)

248 you'd think she's appreciate our blessing, of being a woman and the life it brings as a doula, but no, still whine!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:19 PM (A1MMY)

249 This is the most gross thing I have read in quite a long while. Going to go look at pictures of cute kittens and puppies to try and cleanse my mind.

Posted by: The Fabulous T at August 30, 2016 06:16 PM (D3iZ0)


Want to see a pic of my weiner????

Posted by: Anthony at August 30, 2016 01:19 PM (hIWCG)

250 FREE Menstrual Manifesto tote bag.

Awesome. Something to carry my rolos around in.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 30, 2016 01:20 PM (Tyii7)

251 you'd think she's appreciate our blessing, of being a woman and the life it brings as a doula, but no, still whine!
Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:19 PM (A1MMY)


Hi willow! Must be time for a new thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:20 PM (I9W/6)

252 Cringe-worthy, indeed. Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... I was very upset. First of all I felt she had violated my daughters right to privacy. Second, I told her I had no intention of us being 'cool parents'. Ever. It was a moment. My wife did apologize to daughter.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 01:20 PM (ZFUt7)

253 Have you moved in with your lawfully wedded husband yet?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 06:17 PM (I9W/6)

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So far it's been kind of a weekend thing.  Lots of upside to that.  No cooking.  No cleaning. Doesn't drive me nuts.  That sort of thing.  Probably next week or so things will become more permanent, altho I still have to split me time between here and there for grandmother reasons.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (dFi94)

254 There is middle ground somewhere between the ancient idea that a woman was "unclean" during her period, to be shunned at all times, and....this ridiculousness of glorifying bodily fluids. We live in gross times, yeesh. At least hoo-hah knitting girl created something with her crazy, even if you need to douse it in bleach after.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (hvf9s)

255 anyway we know some are worried about a' woman ' like thatcher or goldimeir a step away from the nuclear button.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:21 PM (A1MMY)

256 i don't know where the unclean came from in olden times, it was really a blessing to rev the engines with temporary abstinence . and a break from greedy paws of patriarchal society

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:23 PM (A1MMY)

257 ugh, am i willowed?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:23 PM (A1MMY)

258 Want to see a pic of my weiner???? Posted by: Anthony at August 30, 2016 06:19 PM Upload it to tinypic

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2016 01:23 PM (IqV8l)

259 The Moon Curse display is: [ ] appreciated [ x ] not appreciated

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2016 01:23 PM (I5Qy4)

260 257 ugh, am i willowed?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:23 PM (A1MMY)


Not yet. But you're always the canary in the coal mine.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM (I9W/6)

261 ugh, am i willowed?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:23 PM (A1MMY)

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No, unfortunately this is still the current thread.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM (dFi94)

262 i blame oregons muse

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM (A1MMY)

263 I think this has to be repeated again and again -- we are living in an extreme decadent society/ culture. The parallels between the Western world and 4th century Rome are numerous. The Muslims are the Barbarian Hordes at the gate.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 01:24 PM (d6TTt)

264 I missed all the posts today. Any big feuds, memes I should know about? Did we all play nice in the threads?

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2016 01:25 PM (hvf9s)

265 grammie, well we can talk about almost old enough to not worry about this type of (i guess womanly grudgery) again.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:25 PM (A1MMY)

266 Is this thread going to last 3-5 days?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 30, 2016 01:25 PM (jR7Wy)

267 ugh, am i willowed?

Not yet.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Willowing Hamsters at August 30, 2016 01:25 PM (Tyii7)

268 This is the most gross thing I have read in quite a long while. Going to go look at pictures of cute kittehs and puppehs to try and cleanse my mind. ==== imma pound down a six pack of Massengills.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at August 30, 2016 01:26 PM (U0lQa)

269 262 i blame oregons muse

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:24 PM (A1MMY)


Mrs. Muse would agree.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:26 PM (I9W/6)

270 Next, on Naked and Afraid, Iris Josephina Verstappen! Or as the indigenous apex predators in the area refer to her, "lunch"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 01:26 PM (fOgSR)

271 266 Is this thread going to last 3-5 days? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 30, 2016 06:25 PM (jR7Wy) And be much bitchier than usual.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 01:26 PM (ywNoU)

272 The many daily outrageous events both in civil and political America is a tribute to brain dead students from public education, if they were cogent these degradations would not be tolerated.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 30, 2016 01:26 PM (+bKWx)

273 For threads lasting more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 01:26 PM (d6TTt)

274 aww darn it muse, i will let her know , in this case you aren't really to blame, just a woman assigning blame to every other person . as others can!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:27 PM (A1MMY)

275 264 I missed all the posts today. Any big feuds, memes I should know about? Did we all play nice in the threads?

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2016 06:25 PM (hvf9s)


It's been a relatively calm day today at the HQ.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:27 PM (I9W/6)

276 grammie, well we can talk about almost old enough to not worry about this type of (i guess womanly grudgery) again.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:25 PM (A1MMY)

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oh honey, some guy in scrubs took my uterus way back in '92.  So I haven't had to worry about this type of thing since last century.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:27 PM (dFi94)

277 This blood rite/Judy Chicago foofaraw is decades old. Can't the feministas stop recycling this hippie shit and move into the 21st century? 3-D printable vaginas with wifi?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 30, 2016 01:28 PM (jR7Wy)

278 TAMPON WIVES MATTER

Posted by: @votermom at August 30, 2016 01:28 PM (Om16U)

279 For threads lasting more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 06:26 PM (d6TTt)


Thanks! I'll have to remember that.

Posted by: Saturday Chess Thread at August 30, 2016 01:28 PM (I9W/6)

280 >>> It's been a relatively calm day today at the HQ. Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 06:27 PM (I9W/6) Ah, the HQ abides. Nice.

Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2016 01:28 PM (hvf9s)

281 And be much bitchier than usual. Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 06:26 PM (ywNoU) and there you are with your patriarchal tude. and on srs thought, i hope things are ok with you, haven't sideswiped you in a little while

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:29 PM (A1MMY)

282 oh honey, some guy in scrubs took my uterus way back in '92.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 06:27 PM (dFi94)


Did you file a police report? I remember uterus thieves were very active in the early 90s.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (I9W/6)

283 granniem ham i don't know whether to give sympathies or give you a high five! i can hardly wait till i no longer worry about surprises

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (A1MMY)

284 Feminine hygiene products. Cry me a river. Wake me up when products are available for men to clean their balls, taint, and buttholes so our lady friends don't embarrass us by telling us to take a shower in the middle of a salad toss. And I'd like to go 48 hours without shower without worrying about the under-helmet of the head of my dock smelling like a third world prison kitchen/bathroom.

Posted by: pepe at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (HJEuH)

285 Anyone got her phone number?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (k0G44)

286 Where is Mr Clean when you need him?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (c2qRs)

287
together we bleed
by Iris Verstappen

we are the sisters
the guardians of the blood
the blood keepers
because

together we bleed

www.menstruationresearch.org/tag/blood/



Because Love -- is a battlefield

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 30, 2016 01:30 PM (kdS6q)

288 And if you wanted a rubber you had to ask for it, and have the clerk come back in a loud voice "what brand of rubber do you want" The biggest mf you have! Horse cock size, thank you very much!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:31 PM (SCOa6)

289 Auntie Flo?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 01:31 PM (c2qRs)

290 Moynihan referred to this as defining deviancy down.  Ayn Rand referred to elevating mediocrity to greatness so as to destroy all standards.  I prefer not to be in the sewer, thank you. 

Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2016 01:31 PM (CZCmp)

291 WTHeck, i did not mess that up, it was oregon muse's wifes fault. maybe

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:31 PM (A1MMY)

292 In Rome (back in the day) , initiates would stand in a trench, and a bull would be slaughtered above them, drenching the person in hot steaming blood. Other cults involved the acolytes being castrated, and wear women's clothing to serve the Mother Goddess. Are we really that different?

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 01:32 PM (d6TTt)

293 Well ... I keep telling you people about my new deck. New deck, people. And it's going to be huge. And black. It's getting painted black. That is all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2016 01:33 PM (hhDmb)

294 288 And if you wanted a rubber you had to ask for it, and have the clerk come back in a loud voice "what brand of rubber do you want" -- Just use an Almond Joy wrapper.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 30, 2016 01:33 PM (jR7Wy)

295 We have had to explain ourselves when we are emotional, and are even ridiculed because of it. We have been viewed as less capable to function in the world. Imagine.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:33 PM (SRKgf)

296 is it a deck that has a plank attached?

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:34 PM (A1MMY)

297 Minstrel Lives Matter!

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2016 01:34 PM (k0G44)

298 I get minstrel cramps,  real bad.

Posted by: That guy who plays the lute. A lot. at August 30, 2016 01:34 PM (k0G44)

299 In completely unrelated news, feminists continue to blame men for women's "underrepresentation" in science, technology, engineering and medical fields. A modest proposal: bring back the draft. Also limit the number of women in the humanities and social "sciences" to, say, 50%.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:34 PM (SRKgf)

300 well we do have that occasional man say somethiong like, 'hey stupid woman, is it that time of the mth, because you took my head right off after i slapped yoru ass' and normally you woul;d never do that.'

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (A1MMY)

301 It's been a relatively calm day today at the HQ. Posted by: OregonMuse There are polls, which can be believed or discarded. But I have a very scientific troll index. Trolls only appear when instructed to push a certain theme. No trolls, no theme, means things are all going terribly wrong for the Clinton Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (ZFUt7)

302 The biggest mf you have! Horse cock size, thank you very much! Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2016 06:31 PM (SCOa6) "Big enough to fit Camels!" Old joke.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (SRKgf)

303 Did you file a police report? I remember uterus thieves were very active in the early 90s.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 06:30 PM (I9W/6)

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Yeah, Norwegian Mafia.  Very big on uteri.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (dFi94)

304 is it a deck that has a plank attached? Well ... ... it COULD have a plank attached. But it's so big - who would notice ? It's a great big ol' hard deck. Getting updated.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2016 01:35 PM (hhDmb)

305 It's supposed to be about navel-gazing, the silly bints can't even get that right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2016 01:36 PM (vP09u)

306 281 And be much bitchier than usual. Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 06:26 PM (ywNoU) and there you are with your patriarchal tude. and on srs thought, i hope things are ok with you, haven't sideswiped you in a little while Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:29 PM (A1MMY) Just callin' it like I see it. Things are largely unchanged. No job still. General state of depressitude.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2016 01:36 PM (ywNoU)

307 Feminine hygiene products. Another male invention.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:36 PM (SRKgf)

308 Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:35 PM (A1MMY) Semicolon-shaming. It's a thing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at August 30, 2016 01:36 PM (fOgSR)

309 well we do have that occasional man say somethiong like, 'hey stupid woman, is it that time of the mth, because you took my head right off after i slapped yoru ass' and normally you woul;d never do that.' Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:35 PM (A1MMY) Hola, willow. Dangerous, you are.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 01:37 PM (d6TTt)

310 That's just foul.

Posted by: gawntrail at August 30, 2016 01:37 PM (2q13V)

311 282 oh honey, some guy in scrubs took my uterus way back in '92. Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 06:27 PM (dFi94) Did you file a police report? I remember uterus thieves were very active in the early 90s. Posted by: OregonMuse at August 30, 2016 06:30 PM (I9W/6) What was the VIN? Maybe it can be tracked down.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:37 PM (SRKgf)

312 most pupiks are cute.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:37 PM (A1MMY)

313 OT Mark Cuban was interviewed on CNN and he defends Hillary Clinton to the hilt regarding how it's not her fault her private server wasn't set up to notify her that she was receiving classified emails. You have to read the breadth of stupidity in his excuses. It's mind boggling. Especially when he says that he would have advised printing out a hard copy and letting her deal with it. http://tinyurl.com/hbjrk94

Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2016 01:37 PM (m3gkS)

314 So don't use period then. Use frequency. f = 1/T.

Posted by: MrX at August 30, 2016 01:38 PM (i5s+r)

315 In completely unrelated news, feminists continue to blame men for women's "underrepresentation" in science, technology, engineering and medical fields. A modest proposal: bring back the draft. Even more modest proposal: sign the fuck up!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:38 PM (SCOa6)

316 kreb, oh heck you know me, if i can't see the right punctuation i fill it in with stars and glitter or whatever i can see. tubal, i'm just slightly dangerous. depends of the time of mth.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:39 PM (A1MMY)

317 And black. It's getting painted black. Big black deck eh?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2016 01:40 PM (SeD0w)

318 But let's not give this silly twit too much credit-- it's not the political statement she thinks it is, it's really just another 'LOOK AAT MEEEEE!!!!!' bid for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2016 01:40 PM (vP09u)

319 tubal, i'm just slightly dangerous. depends of the time of mth. Posted by: willow Ms. willow is an 'ette. Tres dangerous.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:40 PM (SCOa6)

320 255 anyway we know some are worried about a' woman ' like thatcher or goldimeir a step away from the nuclear button. Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:21 PM (A1MMY) Back in the day, feminists used to say if women ran the world, there'd be no more wars. Then Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, and Indira Gandhi came to power and ... were immediately involved in wars. Some wag said if women ran the world, the world would end when two leaders said "You bitch!" and the mushroom clouds ensued.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:40 PM (SRKgf)

321 Like this one time I was with this model and she like said no I can't have sex because I'm on my period. So like I drove her car drunk through a CVS window and stole some enemas and cleaned out her asshole. Then like after I was done I called my friend to come hide in the bushes because for some reason the cops were not called and I'm giving enemas in the parking lot about to have butt sex with her. At the last minute she said I could have sex in her pussy but I was like out of enemas so I vent her over and took a puss in her vagina to clean it out and had sex with her without getting red wings. Like the cops were never called and my friend had it all recorded and shit but we lost the tape. And the CVS lost the footage from the parking lot. Totally true story out of my collection that I swear I did not make up to write a book.

Posted by: Tucker Max at August 30, 2016 01:40 PM (HJEuH)

322 Lady put a sock in your pie hole and a tampon in your blood hole, and everybody will be happy.

Posted by: Ram A Lam A Ding Dong at August 30, 2016 01:41 PM (Sda6L)

323 aww darn it insomniac, you should at least 'act' like you don't see it, (siceways glance at kreb) and no more depression, . or else, i will start chatting you up with my inanity post after post!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:41 PM (A1MMY)

324 Even more modest proposal: sign the fuck up! Most modest yet ... make us !!! My tribe is sitting this shit out. We don't owe shit. And dislike those who think we do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2016 01:41 PM (hhDmb)

325 >>And I'd like to go 48 hours without shower without worrying about the under-helmet of the head of my dock smelling like a third world prison kitchen/bathroom. Oddly, most docks smell like fish.

Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2016 01:42 PM (c7vUv)

326 Giving attention to those who have earned it:


The Governor of Wisconsin has ordered flags to fly at half-staff, Saturday, September 3, 2016, as a mark of respect for Staff Sergeant Matthew V. Thompson, who lost his life August 23, 2016, from wounds received from an improvised explosive device that detonated near his patrol in Helmand Province, Afghanistan.


Just in case there are any MSM types who might want to report a casualty of war.


God bless Staff Sergeant Thompson, and his family.  We will not forget.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 01:42 PM (dFi94)

327 I think I read that the Femen chicks you see are hired nude models. Probably the real ones are 300lbs, with mustaches.

Posted by: Splunge at August 30, 2016 01:42 PM (iMxBJ)

328 316 kreb, oh heck you know me, if i can't see the right punctuation i fill it in with stars and glitter or whatever i can see. tubal, i'm just slightly dangerous. depends of the time of mth. Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:39 PM (A1MMY) I will take that into consideration when taunting. I've already gotten an AtC vendetta going today, all because of some innocent comment about vicious Female spiders. I've always worked from the premise that women are dangerous, and I've managed to survive this long.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 01:43 PM (d6TTt)

329 "I was fascinated by my poops, loved smearing them all over my body, until the other kids said it was gross. Under this coercion I conformed to society's unnatural judgment that s#it smells bad. Thus have we lost our natural appreciation for the wonderful smell and taste of s#it." Now where's my grant money?

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 30, 2016 01:43 PM (5z7RS)

330 Feminist Stages (Get This) Nude Photo Shoot Smearing Herself With (Get This) Her Own Menstrual Blood to Protest (Get This) "Period-Shaming" She should tour with Melissa Harris-Perry, who always has a ready supply of feminine hygiene products, typically dangling from her ears. But seriously, what's the over/under on how long before this bint starts bitching about how women are defined by their lady parts?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:43 PM (SRKgf)

331 Jay, uh hmm, so we are back to specific/individual man or woman propensity for insanity . when woman like this come out to speak at us, they just reaffirm to men wanting to think that way, that women Are that way contrary to what she /we/men' know.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:44 PM (A1MMY)

332 God bless Staff Sergeant Thompson, and his family. We will not forget. I won't forget.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 30, 2016 01:44 PM (hhDmb)

333 Besides Tony Romo, list as many other injury-prone athletes you can think of.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 01:44 PM (c2qRs)

334 NOOD!

Posted by: m at August 30, 2016 01:44 PM (gfJWV)

335 Just in case there are any MSM types who might want to report a casualty of war. God bless Staff Sergeant Thompson, and his family. We will not forget. Posted by: grammie winger at August 30, 2016 06:42 PM (dFi94) Only after January 20, 2017, and then only if Trump wins.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (SRKgf)

336 When we say someone has blood on their hands, it is usually perceived as dirty, something to be afraid of ashamed of. He thinks she doesn't know the meaning of the phrase. Is English her native tongue?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (rwI+c)

337 I think I read that the Femen chicks you see are hired nude models. Probably the real ones are 300lbs, with mustaches. Named Brad.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (SCOa6)

338 Oh Thank the Goddess!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (jR7Wy)

339 Here's mine: Nomar Garciaparra Bell, I forgot his first name. I think. Cam Neely (Bruins)

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (c2qRs)

340 I think I'm beginning to understand the apparent upswing in male homosexuality.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (SRKgf)

341 tubal, as jeff (old really cool commentor) would say 'you are dancing between raindrops'

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:45 PM (A1MMY)

342 shudders as atc vendetta. watch you six!

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:47 PM (A1MMY)

343 The same femynysts who say men are raping them with their farts want everybody to celebrate their bleeding.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2016 01:47 PM (vP09u)

344 tubal, as jeff (old really cool commentor) would say 'you are dancing between raindrops' Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 06:45 PM (A1MMY) Indeed. Pays to be nimble. See you in the next thread.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 01:47 PM (d6TTt)

345 Jay, real boobehs, ..

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:47 PM (A1MMY)

346 im not leaving , i'm not! nope . ok fine.

Posted by: willow at August 30, 2016 01:48 PM (A1MMY)

347 Uh, nope, not even for a peek at boobehs.

Posted by: steve walsh at August 30, 2016 01:50 PM (SPxQP)

348 I think this has to be repeated again and again -- we are living in an extreme decadent society/ culture. The parallels between the Western world and 4th century Rome are numerous. The Muslims are the Barbarian Hordes at the gate. Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2016 06:24 PM (d6TTt) I think the same thing. This sort of behavior is accepted in a permissive society. If the Leftists are successful in their quest to destroy Western civilization, they aren't going to enjoy the aftermath once the Mohammadans have decided that the Leftists have outlived their usefulness.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 30, 2016 01:51 PM (5Yee7)

349 111 Damn. No swimming in the ocean next to that girl. Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2016 05:43 PM (ragzU) Not if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: The Shark at August 30, 2016 01:52 PM (sdi6R)

350 Someone needs to tell the bitch that blood isn't "fascinating" and that no one has "shamed" it, rather like any other bodily effluvia, it can carry disease and is therefore not something others want to be 'in touch' with. Also, it hurts, makes a mess, and is a pain to deal with. Although, having it does make one's skin stay supple and not crepy--so don't wish it away.

Posted by: dagny at August 30, 2016 02:03 PM (brElc)

351
Did anyone sock Jon Cary saying "It would be helpful if the media didn't report things like this, so people wouldn't know what's going on"?


Shit. Y'all are ahead of me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2016 02:09 PM (LuZz8)

352 How does she keep the flies off of her?

Posted by: Da Plunber at August 30, 2016 02:10 PM (R0ge3)

353 And black. It's getting painted black.

Big black deck eh? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


Mmm... hard wood.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 30, 2016 02:18 PM (k0G44)

354 If you like crazy women, she's actually hot https://vimeo.com/153674908

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2016 03:06 PM (5b+Sr)

355 "fascinating"--  like a toddler playing with their own sh!t  --  yeah, it's "fascinating" all right...
  

Posted by: JQ Flyover at August 30, 2016 03:57 PM (044Fx)

356 Why is menstrual blood viewed with distaste and disdain? Well, for one thing, it SMELLS.

Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at August 30, 2016 04:06 PM (SJ184)

357 Is NOT all blood viewed with distaste and disdain?

Posted by: Locke Common at August 30, 2016 04:35 PM (CZCmp)

358 NO EPI-PENS FORRR YUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Washrag Nazi at August 30, 2016 04:45 PM (yBAN4)

359 Just in case anyone needs to see a naked hippie chick stick a flag up her pooter, this is a classic from a decade ago: http://tinyurl.com/56wlv4

Posted by: WC Varones at August 30, 2016 05:29 PM (OTs/q)

360 The femen girls are just literal whores paid for by their sponsors

Posted by: Ben H at August 30, 2016 06:00 PM (cfPDV)

361 "As women who bleeds [sic], we have been suppressed,"

Actually, it's  good sign that she's not knocked up, and that should give us all hope.

Posted by: Wendy at August 31, 2016 04:58 AM (bpemY)

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