December 29, 2011

Fascinating: "Alien Cathouse" To Open 15 Miles Outside Area 51; Great Place For Getting Some Arcturian P***tang
— Ace

But how do you know if it's male or female? Doesn't matter if it's Arcturian (Where?)

Anyway, I don't see a future for this.

Let's be realistic: The costumes will be awful. Furthermore, they probably should be awful. Who wants to have sex with an alien Xenomorph?

Okay that one guy raising his hand nervously in the back. But for everyone else, the only possible alien you could have sex with is the Green Orion slave girl. Okay, she's green. Wowsers. All the other hookers -- I mean, "ladies of whoring" -- will just be wearing alien deedle-bopper antenna.

Or Spock-ears. Which are no different than Elf-ears. And I've already had sex with a hooker wearing elf-ears, at the Tolkein-themed Whore of the Rings bordello.

I would like to see two aliens fight in the cathouse, though. That could be sexy.

Posted by: Ace at 08:31 AM | Comments (378)
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1 Katherine Heigl was an alien in Roswell.

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:33 AM (TA4vQ)

2 Andorians wouldn't be that bad.

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:33 AM (GTbGH)

3 What about the chick with three boobs from Total Recall?

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:34 AM (xWqHU)

4 Who wants to have sex with an alien Xenomorph?

Apparently you are not familiar with the nation of Japan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2011 08:34 AM (ZIcZg)

5 BTW, are the nearest non-Vulcan aliens in TOS the Andorians?

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:34 AM (GTbGH)

6 Are those cats playing or really fighting?

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:34 AM (TA4vQ)

7 >>>What about the chick with three boobs from Total Recall? yeah i don't see that make-up holding up very well at close range, during sex.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:34 AM (nj1bB)

8 "I would like to see two aliens fight in the cathouse, though. That could be sexy."

....down boy!

Posted by: thefritz at December 29, 2011 08:35 AM (pH+yu)

9 You put this up for the Paulbots, didn't ya?

Posted by: tasker at December 29, 2011 08:36 AM (r2PLg)

10 >>>Are those cats playing or really fighting? I think it's play-fighting. Cats do that all the time. But then someone gets beaten up a little too much and starts caterwauling and scratching, so it becomes a real fight for two seconds.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:36 AM (nj1bB)

11 But then someone gets beaten up a little too much and starts caterwauling and scratching, so it becomes a real fight for two seconds.

Ah, sex.

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:36 AM (GTbGH)

12 no one knows "arcturan poontang"?

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:37 AM (nj1bB)

13 That disappoints me.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:37 AM (nj1bB)

14 Oh gawd...what if only a Paulbot 'hears" you?

Posted by: tasker at December 29, 2011 08:38 AM (r2PLg)

15 Green chicks need lovin', too.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 29, 2011 08:39 AM (E7yM+)

16 no one knows "arcturan poontang"?

What?  You gave it away with xenomorph.  I thought the it was rhetorical.

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:39 AM (GTbGH)

17

Who wants to have sex with an alien Xenomorph?

Apparently you are not familiar with the nation of Japan.

I was going to say. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 29, 2011 08:40 AM (VtjlW)

18 "arcturan poontang" Sounds messy.

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:40 AM (TA4vQ)

19 Of course, a mannish harried chick shouting Get away from him, you bitch! might be hot.

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:40 AM (GTbGH)

20 poontang Is archaic cajun.

Posted by: tasker at December 29, 2011 08:41 AM (r2PLg)

21 The freaks mostly come out at night, mostly.

Posted by: newt at December 29, 2011 08:41 AM (GTbGH)

22 Wouldn't having sex with someone dressed like an alien be like having sex with a furry? And, yes, there is definitely something wrong with that...

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:41 AM (TA4vQ)

23 ..with a dash of some space drink mix.

Posted by: tasker at December 29, 2011 08:42 AM (r2PLg)

24

Is there an under aged half man half woman alien species?

If so, I'm sure Anthony Weiner would be interested.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2011 08:42 AM (wuv1c)

25 Enjoy the sloppy seconds!

Posted by: Captain Kirk at December 29, 2011 08:42 AM (usXZy)

26 toby, eh... it was a quick line, maybe some people don't know. That always bothered me, that line. I never got the sense that in that universe there was lots of trade with lots of alien species such that getting some "arcturian poontang" was just something you did. I kind of thought the Xenomorphs (and the Space Jockey) were the only known alien species.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:42 AM (nj1bB)

27 no one knows "arcturan poontang"?

Yeah, I know that quote but can't remember where it's from.

Posted by: Heorot at December 29, 2011 08:43 AM (1bluv)

28 Wasn't that what Avatar was all about?  Kind of like chick porn also called romance novels.

Posted by: snookered at December 29, 2011 08:43 AM (MeXPv)

29
yeah i don't see that make-up holding up very well at close range, during sex.

Those weren't makeup. They were real. Stop ruining my life!

Posted by: Captain Kirk at December 29, 2011 08:43 AM (usXZy)

30 Is that a MIB reference?

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2011 08:43 AM (wuv1c)

31 16no one knows "arcturan poontang"?

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 01:37 PM (nj1bB)

I have carnal knowledge.

Posted by: Captain Marvel at December 29, 2011 08:43 AM (E7yM+)

32 I kind of thought the Xenomorphs (and the Space Jockey) were the only known alien species.

Will this be a standup fight, or another bug hunt
? always indicated to me that there were definitely other alien lifeforms, if not exactly sentient races.

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:44 AM (GTbGH)

33

Who wants to have sex with an alien Xenomorph?

I don't recommend it.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at December 29, 2011 08:44 AM (MPIX5)

34 Was that the alien race you could bang in Mass Effect?

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:44 AM (xWqHU)

35 no in AlienS, the marines are joking around before a briefing, and one talks about getting some arcturian poontang, and another asks "but how do you know if it's a boy or a girl?," and another marine says it doesn't matter if it's arcturian.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:44 AM (nj1bB)

36 I think it's play-fighting. Cats do that all the time. But then someone gets beaten up a little too much and starts caterwauling and scratching, so it becomes a real fight for two seconds. Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 01:36 PM (nj1bB) That's when the Adults in the room are suppose to step in restore order

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 08:45 AM (i6RpT)

37 That always bothered me, that line. I never got the sense that in that universe there was lots of trade with lots of alien species such that getting some "arcturian poontang" was just something you did.

Hey- if you're out to get some strange, might as well make it very strange.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 29, 2011 08:45 AM (X3vSL)

38 >>>Will this be a standup fight, or another bug hunt? always indicated to me that there were definitely other alien lifeforms, if not exactly sentient races. Well okay, they definitely hunted aliens. but as you say, I got the sense that it was always dangerous animals, not spacefaring species.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:45 AM (nj1bB)

39 This reminds me of the Star Trek episode featuring one girl who poon was white on the left side, black on the left, and the other girl had the some colors but on opposite side of her poon. I kind of like that episode.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 08:45 AM (niZvt)

40

"That always bothered me, that line. I never got the sense that in that universe there was lots of trade with lots of alien species such that getting some "arcturian poontang" was just something you did. "

This bothered you?  I always assumed they were talking about loose humans from Arcturus, you know- the space equivalent of girls from New Jersey.

Posted by: Gratis at December 29, 2011 08:45 AM (MPIX5)

41 Long cruise, sailor?

Posted by: Venusian Slime Mold at December 29, 2011 08:46 AM (GTbGH)

42 I hear Earth Girls are Easy

Posted by: Some Alien at December 29, 2011 08:46 AM (7BU4a)

43 Yeah Yeah Alien sex is all well and dandy, until ya get a dose of Alien VD

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 08:46 AM (i6RpT)

44 "Putain".

Posted by: tasker at December 29, 2011 08:46 AM (r2PLg)

45 This business might work. If you're dorky enough to drive out to Area 51 then you're probably dorky enough to pay for this.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2011 08:46 AM (wuv1c)

46 Spunkmeyer!

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (TA4vQ)

47 I always just assumed that Arcturian in Aliens just meant that that was a colonized version of a planet Hawaii, not an alien race.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (xWqHU)

48 I hear Arcturians go both ways.

Posted by: Action Anthony at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (E7yM+)

49 47 Yeah Yeah Alien sex is all well and dandy, until ya get a dose of Alien VD Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 01:46 PM (i6RpT)

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (niZvt)

50

yeah i don't see that make-up holding up very well at close range, during sex.

Have you tried staples?

Posted by: Frank Cross at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (MPIX5)

51 I pledge to intent to totally rock the world of any ET's I meet.

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (GTbGH)

52 no in AlienS, the marines are joking around before a briefing, and one talks about getting some arcturian poontang, and another asks "but how do you know if it's a boy or a girl?," and another marine says it doesn't matter if it's arcturian.

Ah, right. It certainly is "fascinating" too (raises eyebrow).

Posted by: Heorot at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (1bluv)

53 Whore of the Rings!

Posted by: Max Power at December 29, 2011 08:47 AM (+wxCD)

54 >>>This bothered you? I always assumed they were talking about loose humans from Arcturus, you know- the space equivalent of girls from New Jersey. I try to tell myself that but then what's with the suggestion they are hermaphroditic? Is that some kind of common cosmetic surgery in the future, among whores?

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:48 AM (nj1bB)

55 Marines we are leaving!

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:48 AM (xWqHU)

56 Don't you think someone dressed up like Baron Harkonnen would be kinda hot? Well maybe if he had some stubble and a nice worn baseball hat, right?

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 29, 2011 08:48 AM (7BU4a)

57 47 Yeah Yeah Alien sex is all well and dandy, until ya get a dose of Alien VD Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 01:46 PM (i6RpT) A mother just came up to me and she was crying because she said an alien had just given her daughter a tenderloin injection and it made her mentally horny!

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at December 29, 2011 08:48 AM (niZvt)

58 Might be a good place to round up illegals if they can read the sign.

....maybe a Latina with antennas on the sign?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 29, 2011 08:49 AM (HBqDo)

59 Maybe Acturus is a glory hole planet and that's why it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2011 08:49 AM (wuv1c)

60 Has anyone ever driven out to Area 51? I thought it would be fun: nice scenery, strange diners and schlock shops. Am I wrong?

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:49 AM (TA4vQ)

61 Yeah Yeah Alien sex is all well and dandy, until ya get a dose of Alien VD
Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 01:46 PM (i6RpT)

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at December 29, 2011 01:47 PM (niZvt)



I KNEW IT


Posted by: Luap Nor at December 29, 2011 08:49 AM (7BU4a)

62 There's a David Drake story where the space marines have a space-hooker (I think in a cage), but the hooker is of an alien race, and seems to be some kind of semi-intelligent monkey-like species. Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:49 AM (nj1bB)

63 Ace think of an entire pleasure planet like Bangkok, the hot girls you meet are 50% men.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:49 AM (xWqHU)

64 I try to tell myself that but then what's with the suggestion they are hermaphroditic? Is that some kind of common cosmetic surgery in the future, among whores? Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 01:48 PM (nj1bB) Wait. Are we talking Three-Boobed Martian Whores??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 08:50 AM (niZvt)

65 Hey I have a great idea for this. How about free in state alien hookers for illegal aliens?

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 29, 2011 08:50 AM (fPiSf)

66 oh -- and you're so hot for that you also rape it?

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:50 AM (nj1bB)

67 Ala Hangover 2

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:50 AM (xWqHU)

68 wang dang sweet arcturian poontang.......will get you cat scratch fever.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at December 29, 2011 08:51 AM (Ho2rs)

69

But how do you know if it's male or female? Doesn't matter if it's Arcturian (Where?)

What's an Ewok to do?

 

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at December 29, 2011 08:51 AM (+inic)

70 Clearly, someone never saw 'Species'.

Posted by: DarkLord©/Yellowstone Caldera 2012--If you're going to do disaster, do it right! at December 29, 2011 08:51 AM (GBXon)

71 >>>Ace think of an entire pleasure planet like Bangkok, the hot girls you meet are 50% men. Why should I think of it, when one of us is so intently thinking of it. feel the burn.

Posted by: ace at December 29, 2011 08:51 AM (nj1bB)

72 Wouldn't girls who are 50% men be better in bed?

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 08:51 AM (TA4vQ)

73 Tell me you haven't thought about raping my vagina face. I know you have.

Posted by: Brain Bug from Starship Troopers at December 29, 2011 08:52 AM (usXZy)

74 Wouldn't girls who are 50% men be better in bed?

I approve of this.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at December 29, 2011 08:52 AM (GBXon)

75 67 Ace think of an entire pleasure planet like Bangkok, the hot girls you meet are 50% men. Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 01:49 PM (xWqHU) On a world like that, it's vitally important to be sure you didn't actually put your jammies on backwards, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 08:52 AM (niZvt)

76 43 This reminds me of the Star Trek episode featuring one girl who poon was white on the left side, black on the left, and the other girl had the some colors but on opposite side of her poon.

I kind of like that episode.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 01:45 PM (niZvt)

So if you fucked her, would that technically count as an interracial interspecies threeway?

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2011 08:53 AM (GULKT)

77 23 Of course, a mannish harried chick shouting Get away from him, you bitch! might be hot. ---------- Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?

Posted by: Stella 512 at December 29, 2011 08:54 AM (XTA1p)

78 No no... You've misunderstood me. It is well known from people I know that have been to Thailand that if you meet a "girl" that is too hot, odds are 50 it's really a man. Ok I left myself open to jokes I know but I know a couple people parties in a place called Phu kitt pronounced fuck it

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:54 AM (xWqHU)

79

Maybe Acturus is a glory hole planet and that's why it doesn't matter.

If only Ron Paul supported NASA...

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 29, 2011 08:55 AM (MPIX5)

80 Whores of Uranus (ok that was stupid.)

Posted by: tasker at December 29, 2011 08:55 AM (r2PLg)

81 So if you fucked her, would that technically count as an interracial interspecies threeway? Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2011 01:53 PM (GULKT) Not sure, but I'd rate it a Warp Factor 9!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 08:55 AM (niZvt)

82 In the Aliens universe, Arcturus was colonized by butch lesbians. Its in a deleted scene I think.

Posted by: brak at December 29, 2011 08:55 AM (p5Ncj)

83 In space, on one can hear you scream!

Posted by: Luap Nor at December 29, 2011 08:56 AM (7BU4a)

84 You guys haven't lived until you've had some Arcturian poon. Or was it Octanigarian? I forget. Either way. Alien chicks put out! There was this one time I was at band camp in the Romulan sector....Or was it Ronulan? Damn memory.

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at December 29, 2011 08:56 AM (mt5iA)

85 This is a great idea. I support this with a two nuts up rating !!!!!

Posted by: Ron Paul at December 29, 2011 08:56 AM (48wze)

86

There's a David Drake story where the space marines have a space-hooker (I think in a cage), but the hooker is of an alien race, and seems to be some kind of semi-intelligent monkey-like species.

Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

Ace clearly started drinking AFTER college.  Any port in a storm....

 

 

Posted by: Rex at December 29, 2011 08:56 AM (MPIX5)

87 In the original version of Alien, wasn't everyone on a gay pleasure cruise or something? The someone sane got ahold of the script and made it a merchant ship?

Posted by: lorien1973 at December 29, 2011 08:57 AM (usXZy)

Posted by: I cans gooble at December 29, 2011 08:57 AM (E7yM+)

89 Here's your alien sex, SFW: http://tinyurl.com/cujm93p

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 08:57 AM (I2LwF)

90
Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

There is so much I could do with this ..................but I would only get in trouble. So, I will have to let the rest of you use your imaginations.

Oh, that reminds me, there is a funny letter from Donna Brazile on Weasel Zippers

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2011 08:57 AM (R62Yx)

91 Really?

Slave Princess Leia would not be a popular menu item?

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry at December 29, 2011 08:58 AM (xH9Q6)

92 Since this is the go-to site for all things Sci-Fi and perverse, many years ago, I read a book where the premise was that all human life was destroyed by some coalition of alien races because we were a pest or a threat or something.  But then it turned out that there were some humans left alive, all men, like space marines or fleet or something, that were off world at the time the Earth was bombed or poisoned with radiation or whatever.  The alien coalition left them alive because they came in handy as mercenaries or something.

There was a line in it where one Captain was visiting another and he happened to notice the guys "love beasts".  The second guy got all righteous and pointed out that "There were worse perversions among the men".

As it turns out, there were some women sequestered in some alien space nunnery or some such.

Do any of you nerds happen to know the name of that book?

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 08:58 AM (GTbGH)

93 The place to be is on Vulcan during Poon Far.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 08:58 AM (niZvt)

94 US-Saudi fighter jet sale to help offset Iran By REUTERS 12/29/2011 19:27 White House says $29.4 billion deal to sell Boeing-made fighter jets would support more than 50,000 US jobs, boost economy. But apparently keeping the F-22 line open and functioning creates no Jobs?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 08:58 AM (i6RpT)

95 >>On a world like that, it's vitally important to be sure you didn't actually put your jammies on backwards, IYKWIM.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 01:52 PM (niZvt)

On a world like that jammies are a vitally important appendage and not an article of clothing IYNWIMAITYD

Posted by: ontherocks at December 29, 2011 08:58 AM (HBqDo)

96

There's a David Drake story where the space marines have a space-hooker (I think in a cage), but the hooker is of an alien race, and seems to be some kind of semi-intelligent monkey-like species. 

What I would have paid for Michael J. Fox and Sean Penn to adapt that story.

 

Posted by: Man at December 29, 2011 08:59 AM (MPIX5)

97 Female Klingons and Wookiees too? Do Ewoks count? (She-Woks?)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 08:59 AM (Asp+z)

98 96 No but try googling the author Barney Frank

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 08:59 AM (xWqHU)

99 ...but the hooker is of an alien race, and seems to be some kind of semi-intelligent monkey-like species. A moron, then??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 08:59 AM (niZvt)

100 Okay early afternoon crowd- new post up at my place (as of this morning).

Also, if you have ideas for future posts, please let me know.  I've been seriously lacking inspiration for the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 08:59 AM (8y9MW)

101 87 In space, on one can hear you scream fap!

FIFY.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2011 09:00 AM (9hSKh)

102 But for everyone else, the only possible alien you could have sex with is the Green Orion slave girl.

Hey, Chiana looked pretty bangable.  Howabout Slave Leia?  Strictly speaking, she was alien from a galaxy far, far away.  Does Boomer count?

...

I've put too much time into thinking about this.

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at December 29, 2011 09:00 AM (k6ztc)

103 Hey, count me in if the place comes with Tribbles that will crawl up my ass.

Posted by: Barack oBama at December 29, 2011 09:01 AM (O1btq)

104 Yet, Ace has no objections to having sex with Pris who is an alien machine.

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 09:01 AM (TA4vQ)

105 In space, on one can hear you scream fap!

We still watch.

Posted by: space ghosts at December 29, 2011 09:01 AM (GTbGH)

106 Yet, Ace has no objections to having sex with Pris who is an alien machine.

She's way limber for a basic pleasure model.

Posted by: space ghosts at December 29, 2011 09:01 AM (GTbGH)

107 64 Has anyone ever driven out to Area 51? I thought it would be fun: nice scenery, strange diners and schlock shops. Am I wrong? --------- Yes, you are wrong. There is The Little Ale'Inn in Rachel, but I've never been there; it's about halfway along the road known as "the loneliest road in the nation". However, I can reccommend Eddy World in Beatty, if you're into bulk candies and dried foods.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 29, 2011 09:02 AM (XTA1p)

108 In space, on one can hear you scream fap!

FIFY.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 29, 2011 02:00 PM (9hSKh)

Um, about that...

Posted by: Some Cosmonauthis ist Ghost at December 29, 2011 09:03 AM (7BU4a)

109 I would like to see the aliens fight too. If I get some awesome pictures to go with the story I could be eating lunch free for weeks. Oh and yeah I don't want to buy sex afterwards.

Posted by: snowcrash at December 29, 2011 09:03 AM (w3YD7)

110 Do any of you nerds happen to know the name of that book? **** Dianetics:The Original Thesis?

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 29, 2011 09:03 AM (r2PLg)

111 Do any of you nerds happen to know the name of that book?
Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 01:58 PM (GTbGH)

Dreams From My Father

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 29, 2011 09:03 AM (HmCnI)

112 Very smooth Ace. Step 1. Mock the Alien Whorehouse Step 2. Wait for some nerd to point out that you don't know what you're talking about Step 3. Resignedly acknowledge that you really should have a more open mind to Human-Arcturan relations Step 4. April flight to Vegas for a self-fisking expedition in the Uranus Room Very smooth indeed.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2011 09:04 AM (uIz80)

113 But for everyone else, the only possible alien you could have sex with is the Green Orion slave girl. Oh, I think I could manage this: http://tinyurl.com/ca8ec6q

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:04 AM (niZvt)

114 Do any of you nerds happen to know the name of that book?
Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 01:58 PM (GTbGH)

Stuff Jefferson Wrote, Volume V.

Posted by: Alan at December 29, 2011 09:05 AM (MPIX5)

115 Do not request a bj from the shapeshifting salt-sucker.

Posted by: space ghosts at December 29, 2011 09:06 AM (GTbGH)

116 Jesus, has nobody ever heard of cosplay?  Alien cosplay whores would RULE

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:06 AM (I2LwF)

117 Other potential "aliens"

Trance Gemini  (Andromeda)
Xev Bellringer (Lexx)
Inara Serra (Firefly)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2011 09:07 AM (7BU4a)

118 2 Aliens, 1 Cup: The Squeakuel

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 09:07 AM (Asp+z)

119

Hey Ace,

Romney's official portrait:

http://tiny.cc/0wg7l

Whose the liar pushing the myth that he is signing his health care law in his official protrait?

And oh, Rick Perry is the king of 10th Amendment arguments. Call Romney out for his 10th Amendment argument, but its the same as Perry's.

 

Posted by: The M.I. Double Tizzle at December 29, 2011 09:08 AM (ozpOn)

120 Slow news day, huh?

Posted by: Joffen at December 29, 2011 09:08 AM (zLeKL)

121 Two aliens enter, one butthole squeaks!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at December 29, 2011 09:08 AM (HmCnI)

122 Trance Gemini  (Andromeda)
Xev Bellringer (Lexx)
Inara Serra (Firefly)

Don't know about the first two, but Inara (all the cast of Firefly, actually) are specifically human.  Just not born on Earth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 09:09 AM (8y9MW)

123 Anachronda: Well, that's disappointing. In Roswell they had the Crash Landing Dinner with cute waitresess with antenna and Katherine Heigl.

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 09:10 AM (TA4vQ)

124 You know that William Shatner will wind up on Smoking Gun after having been arrested at that place while blasted on Romulan Ale and wearing his Capt. James Tiberius Kirk outfit.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2011 09:10 AM (wMsKw)

125 And who could forget the passion in...  E.T.: The Porno?  (Link to "Cinema Snob" review--probably NSFW)

Posted by: Jew janitor's mop bucket at December 29, 2011 09:10 AM (k6ztc)

126 OT:  In addition to the Rass poll enreddened on Drudge showing Romney over King Putt by 6, today's Gallup shows Dickhead's tiny bounce has now fully collapsed - he's at -3 for the day and 41/50 overall.  Hello, high thirties ....

Posted by: Feelin' Groovy at December 29, 2011 09:10 AM (8/DeP)

127 I would have no problem porking a Betazoid. 

Posted by: toby928© at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (GTbGH)

128 Whose the liar pushing the myth that he is signing his health care law in his official protrait?

The idea is that the book next to Romney on the desk features the caduceus (a medical symbol) which shows how proud Romney was of Romneycare and its passage. Not that he is signing it in the portrait; but essentially it's the same thing.

Posted by: lorien1973 at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (usXZy)

129 If this isn't the most interesting thread of the year, I'll gladly take contributions to go meet one of these alien temptresses with firm (real - no plastic please) earthward-like breasts a NF a tight, wet - What? This is a family site? Shit! I'll be in my bunk. And Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck OF A Miserable Failure (SCOAMF)

Posted by: Boomer Redneque at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (z1XMU)

130 Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens? Uhhh, yeah. You gotta problem wid dat?

Posted by: The Situation from Jersey Shore at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (SCzqL)

131 while blasted on Romulan Ale

If someone hasn't actually created an alcoholic beverage of this name, I will be sorely disappointed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (8y9MW)

132 This has nothing to do with Mitt as the subject, but that is one awful official portrait. Awkward pose, awkward rendering of the person...

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (HmCnI)

133 I'll have what the Arcturian is having.

Posted by: lisa murkowski sitting in a restaurant at December 29, 2011 09:11 AM (sHY5w)

134 I always took the "Arcturan poontang " to be a reference to a human colony w/lots of trannys....outer space Bangkok or Rio.

And I always thought the "bug hunt" conversation should be taken as "are we going to see some action or is this just another wild goose chase". Bug hunt is space marine for snipe hunt.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at December 29, 2011 09:12 AM (5Wj1Y)

135 Do any of you nerds happen to know the name of that book?

It's Barney Frank's autobiography, Frankly Barney.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 09:12 AM (Hx5uv)

136

I have no problem banging semi-intelligent women so... why not?

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:12 AM (I2LwF)

137 Do not request a bj from the shapeshifting salt-sucker.

I'd rather make it with that pizza shaped alien which McCoy had to spackle in cave on that planet. Always wanted to make it with a living pizza.

Posted by: lorien1973 at December 29, 2011 09:12 AM (usXZy)

138 Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

Do they reverse cowgirl?  Because, you know, if so, then yeah, kinda ....

Posted by: Feelin' Groovy at December 29, 2011 09:12 AM (8/DeP)

139 What? This is a family site? Shit! I'll be in my bunk. What? Oh, no... this is a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:12 AM (niZvt)

140
Major Kira has a nice caboose.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 29, 2011 09:13 AM (G/zuv)

141 Is that a bottle of Perrier?

Well, baby, the spice must flow...

Posted by: whore from arrakis at December 29, 2011 09:13 AM (sHY5w)

142 Who the hell needs a whore house while Lindsey Lohan roams the earth?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2011 09:13 AM (OWjjx)

143 Michele Bachmann’s political director defends Kent Sorenson against Bachmann allegations Des Moines Register

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 29, 2011 09:14 AM (r2PLg)

144 Yeah.  Major Kira has a nice everything.  Even her nose could get fixed.

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:14 AM (I2LwF)

145 Always wanted to make it with a living pizza. Posted by: lorien1973 at December 29, 2011 02:12 PM (usXZy) Here I am, Hon!

Posted by: Michael Moore in His Pizza Stained Sweatshirt at December 29, 2011 09:14 AM (niZvt)

146

 Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

Your not married, are you?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2011 09:14 AM (OWjjx)

147 >>"Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?" Just the illegal ones.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 09:14 AM (Asp+z)

148

Insert Anthony Weiner alien threesome joke here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (B+qrE)

149 Why does Romney have a cartoon of that whale scientist chick from "Star Trek: The Voyage Home" on his desk?

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (R62Yx)

150 Guess he doesn't like the cornbread, either!

Posted by: Frost at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (UEEex)

151 Slave Princess Leia would not be a popular menu item?
It's fine with me. I think.

Posted by: luke skywalker at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (sHY5w)

152 How about a new cat house in that twilight zone called Brattleboro, VT. That place has enough fruits, nuts, flakes, losers and clowns to populate the world's largest idiot's convention !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wall_E at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (48wze)

153

while blasted on Romulan Ale

If someone hasn't actually created an alcoholic beverage of this name, I will be sorely disappointed.

A blue liquid served on the USS Bellerphone in an episode of ST S9.

 

Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (wMsKw)

154

I have no problem banging semi-intelligent women so... why not?

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 02:12 PM (I2LwF)

Road trip to the Democratic National Convention!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2011 09:15 AM (OWjjx)

155 I can see a double post about Ron Paul in disguise when I see one.

Posted by: sTevo at December 29, 2011 09:16 AM (wQffG)

156 I always thought Six of Nine looked like she could accommodate closer to eight...

Posted by: Michael Moore in His Pizza Stained Sweatshirt at December 29, 2011 09:16 AM (niZvt)

157 lol nice reference, dagny

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:16 AM (I2LwF)

158 Off, filthy sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:16 AM (niZvt)

159

Michele Bachmann’s political director defends Kent Sorenson against Bachmann allegations

One usually has to go to an Obama cabinet meeting to see this many clowns pile out of the car.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 09:17 AM (B+qrE)

160 Oh, if they are smart along w/xenomorph cosplay they will have a "Girls of James T Kirk" line w/costume. Andrea the hot android chick in her little side boob overalls and a Angelique Petitjohn look alike in a silver bikini and the hot chick from the "mirror mirror" episode.

There are also Bene Gesserit witches, Galactica girls in uniform, the Firefly girls, etc....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at December 29, 2011 09:17 AM (5Wj1Y)

161
During the '50's at the Guacamaya Bar & Tortillera in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico, the chicks were $4, but to fuck the parrot was $10. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 29, 2011 09:17 AM (TkGkA)

162 163

Michele Bachmann’s political director defends Kent Sorenson against Bachmann allegations

One usually has to go to an Obama cabinet meeting to see this many clowns pile out of the car.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 02:17 PM (B+qrE)

 

THREAD WINNER

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:17 AM (I2LwF)

163 153 Why does Romney have a cartoon of that whale scientist chick from "Star Trek: The Voyage Home" on his desk?
Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2011 02:15 PM (R62Yx)

And what's with the person in the lab coat gesturing at the giant clove of garlic in that picture behind his head?

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 29, 2011 09:17 AM (HmCnI)

164 If you say "Emergency Override Archimedes" to Robby the Robot, he breaks out his vibro-attachment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:18 AM (niZvt)

165 15 But then someone gets beaten up a little too much and starts caterwauling and scratching, so it becomes a real fight for two seconds.

Ah, the Republican debates.

Posted by: real joe at December 29, 2011 09:18 AM (ixAVa)

166 You can also buy an energy drink called Romulan Ale, which I imagine is also blue.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2011 09:19 AM (wMsKw)

167 One usually has to go to an Obama cabinet meeting to see this many clowns pile out of the car. **** It's like they are doing Performance Art of a cluster f*ck.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 29, 2011 09:19 AM (r2PLg)

168 Michele Bachmann’s political director defends Kent Sorenson against Bachmann allegations Bachmann's campaign is imploding into a Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:19 AM (niZvt)

169 This is a pretty sick and disturbing thread. I approve. If any of these aliens look like the busty Vulcan broad from Enterprise, I'd hold on to her pointy ears and ride her like Zorro on Tornado.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 09:19 AM (g6f6y)

170 Posted by: Sharkman at December 29, 2011 02:15 PM (wMsKw)

I know what it is (it actually first is mentioned in TNG, I think).  I mean that I think someone should really make, and market, a drink called Romulan Ale.

Also- from a different property all together- a Corellian Whiskey.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (8y9MW)

171

Why does Romney have a cartoon of that whale scientist chick from "Star Trek: The Voyage Home" on his desk?

HA HA HA lol!

Posted by: Good question at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (MPIX5)

172 T'Pol, aka Jolene Blalock

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (I2LwF)

173 And I always thought the "bug hunt" conversation should be taken as "are we going to see some action or is this just another wild goose chase". Bug hunt is space marine for snipe hunt. The bug hunt line was a reference to Starship Troopers.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (SCzqL)

174 I didn't think that was garlic, I thought that was the bow of Kerry's yacht before it left for Rhode Island.

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (R62Yx)

175 >>Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

......we clinicians choose to call it research.....

Posted by: ontherocks at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (HBqDo)

176 The Whore of the Rings Bordello is the only whorehouse that has a Troll Fuck on the menu.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2011 09:20 AM (qzHix)

177 One word: Asari. Look up Mass Effect Asari. Turn off safe search.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 29, 2011 09:21 AM (bxiXv)

178 Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends We're so glad you could attend Come inside! Come inside! There behind a glass is a real blade of grass be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along! Come inside, the show's about to start guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth. You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo. You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll .... Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies Come inside the shows about to start Guaranteed to blow your head apart

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 29, 2011 09:21 AM (r2PLg)

179

The Whore of the Rings Bordello is the only whorehouse that has a Troll Fuck on the menu.

 

Uhm.  You don't really need to pay for one of those.  Amiright?

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2011 09:22 AM (I2LwF)

180
This whore talk is very unbecoming of conservative values.

Posted by: Heidi Fleiss at December 29, 2011 09:22 AM (TkGkA)

181

Wow. Those signs from Syria must cut the leftards like a knife. Called out on their gutlessness. Oh well, they would just replace Assad with a fucking Islamic theocracy with a long bearded camel fucker in place of Assad.

Posted by: maddogg at December 29, 2011 09:22 AM (OlN4e)

182 You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?

*shrug*

Posted by: jane goodall at December 29, 2011 09:23 AM (GTbGH)

183 Posted by: Heidi Fleiss at December 29, 2011 02:22 PM (TkGkA)

Don't think of it as prostitution.  Think of it as "free market relationships."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 09:23 AM (8y9MW)

184
Pssst!  I'd pay a lot to hump a good looking alien.

Posted by: Client #9 at December 29, 2011 09:23 AM (TkGkA)

185 Hey Cunt me in. Get it Cunt me him...I kill me...........

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 29, 2011 09:25 AM (48wze)

186 Janice Lester is a psycho bitch.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 09:25 AM (Asp+z)

187 After noting that Romney now leads Obama overall by 45 to 39... Hotair adds that among WOMEN Romney TRAILS Obama by Six Points. Are Earth Women really that stupid??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:25 AM (niZvt)

188
I'm retired, but does anyone have a spare grand?

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at December 29, 2011 09:25 AM (TkGkA)

189

Nana Visitor, Deep Space Nine.

Get to work on the nose thingy, Area 51.

I will be paying with cash, check, credit card, and gold bullion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 09:25 AM (B+qrE)

190
hey, let's do a Top 25 list of hottest alien chicks!

Posted by: the losers at Cracked at December 29, 2011 09:26 AM (G/zuv)

191 BTW, did you know that Vasquez now runs a shop specializing in bras for large breasted women?

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 09:26 AM (SCzqL)

192 190 Hey Cunt me in. Get it Cunt me in... I kill me........... Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 29, 2011 02:25 PM (48wze) Me too.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at December 29, 2011 09:26 AM (niZvt)

193 Are Earth Women really that stupid?? Is Lady Gaga really a transvestite?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 09:27 AM (g6f6y)

194 My secret to scoring alien chicks: KUATO IS MY WINGMAN.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 09:27 AM (Asp+z)

195 >>Posted by: Ashley Dupre at December 29, 2011 02:25 PM (TkGkA)

Hold for the piano mover, he's here somewhere.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 29, 2011 09:27 AM (HBqDo)

196 Aliens in a bordello. Doing jobs that Americans don't want to do.

Posted by: Roy at December 29, 2011 09:28 AM (tiOTz)

197 195 BTW, did you know that Vasquez now runs a shop specializing in bras for large breasted women? Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 02:26 PM (SCzqL) Yeah, he said it's a very "hands on" operation.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at December 29, 2011 09:28 AM (niZvt)

198 I've come to fix your anti-matter flux.

Posted by: porn 'stache at December 29, 2011 09:28 AM (GTbGH)

199
wanna see something that you will make you say, "Hey, I remember that!"

and then you'll say, "Holy shit, I didn't know she was in it!"

just watch the vid w/o looking at the description

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:29 AM (G/zuv)

200 200 Aliens in a bordello. Doing jobs that Americans wives don't want to do. Posted by: Roy at December 29, 2011 02:28 PM (tiOTz) FTFY!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:29 AM (niZvt)

201 Well, yeah Aliens is basically Starship Troopers. That's the movie Cameron wanted to make but for whatever reason couldn't, so he did the next best thing he could think of and used Ridley Scott's universe to do his own version. And he took the opportunity to work out some issues with his mother while he was at it.

Nevertheless, I always got the distinct impression that this was the first time a "bug hunt" had panned out into something real.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at December 29, 2011 09:29 AM (5Wj1Y)

202 Does anyone here ever actually listen to Lady Guano or whatever her name is?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:30 AM (niZvt)

203

Only at the HQ can I find my fellow blogaphiles conversing about the state of global economics and national politics in one thread, while another thread is dedicated to fetish sex with whores dressed like T'Pol from Voyager.

*dabs away tears of pride with handkerchief* 

I love this place.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 09:30 AM (4df7R)

204 And I always thought the "bug hunt" conversation should be taken as "are we going to see some action or is this just another wild goose chase". Bug hunt is space marine for snipe hunt. Except, that's when the "xenomorph" thing comes up, with Hicks snarking "it's a bug hunt". So I'm leaning towards them actually being sort of interstellar Orkin men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 09:30 AM (EV5/9)

205
I could never work in a brothel because of the nastiness.  It was the unkept floors, and sleezy girls that were horrid.  The fucking?  That was great, and so were the blowjobs.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand, Proud Liberal at December 29, 2011 09:31 AM (TkGkA)

206 ICE launches hotline for busted immigrants 17 EmailPrint By MACKENZIE WEINGER | 12/29/11 2:05 PM EST As states across the nation ramp up their efforts to catch illegal immigrants, the Obama administration on Thursday launched a new free hotline for people busted on violations to get help. My money to help illegal aliens? Yeah great idea?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 09:32 AM (i6RpT)

207

T'Pol from Voyager.

That was Enterprise.

Nerd Card #409-88-561.3.a

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 09:32 AM (B+qrE)

208 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 02:30 PM (4df7R) You know, if you slipped Scotty a Fiver he'd teleport you into a really intimate position with one of the foxy ensigns down on Deck 9, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Chief Latex Officer at December 29, 2011 09:33 AM (niZvt)

209 I wonder what sort of Alien sex toys they will have.

Posted by: wheatie at December 29, 2011 09:33 AM (oPkw3)

210 We did perfectly well for hours with Russ' Iowa report. What's up with sudden spurt of new threads?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 29, 2011 09:33 AM (7+pP9)

211
I still can't get over the shower scene in Starship Troopers.

I guess shooting giant bugs is a major libido killer.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:34 AM (G/zuv)

212 I could never work in a brothel because of the nastiness. It was the unkept floors, and sleezy girls that were horrid. The fucking? That was great, and so were the blowjobs. Sounds like the Enterprise holodeck. Pulling holodeck swabbing duty was a really shitty detail.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:34 AM (niZvt)

213

That was Enterprise.

Nerd Card #409-88-561.3.a

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 02:32 PM (B+qrE)

Oh g-ddammit, you're right.  And I liked "enterprise."  Voyager sucked and had the worst Vulcan ever.  Stupid Tuvok.

*hands over nerd card for probationary period of 90 days* 

Can I get it back if I learn to play the Deep Space Nine theme on a nose flute?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 09:35 AM (4df7R)

214
So after a day of boot camp or whatever they're doing, they had no issues while showering together?

Are we eunuchs in the future?

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:35 AM (G/zuv)

215

88 You guys haven't lived until you've had some Arcturian poon. Or was it Octanigarian?

 

Let's leave Helen Thomas out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2011 09:36 AM (5z74E)

216 My money to help illegal aliens? Yeah great idea?

Just when you thought wrong couldn't get any wronger.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 09:36 AM (Hx5uv)

217 Oh g-ddammit, you're right. And I liked "enterprise." Voyager sucked and had the worst Vulcan ever. Stupid Tuvok. Someone forgot to tell the oh-so-PC-writers that friggin Vulcans are GREEN.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:37 AM (niZvt)

218 The Yvonne Craig "The Orion Slave Girl" Cheesecake HQ:

LINK

You're welcome. (may be NSFW in some places)

Posted by: mrp at December 29, 2011 09:37 AM (HjPtV)

219 Are we eunuchs in the future?

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 02:35 PM (G/zuv)

As we use to say in Navy boot camp--don't eat the cake, the stuff is in there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 29, 2011 09:37 AM (B+qrE)

220 Just when you thought wrong couldn't get any wronger. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 02:36 PM (Hx5uv) Nov 2012 baby, can't come soon enough for me

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 09:38 AM (i6RpT)

221 214 What's up with sudden spurt of new threads?
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 29, 2011 02:33 PM (7+pP9)

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at December 29, 2011 09:38 AM (HmCnI)

222

210 ICE launches hotline for busted immigrants
17

EmailPrint
By MACKENZIE WEINGER | 12/29/11 2:05 PM EST

As states across the nation ramp up their efforts to catch illegal immigrants, the Obama administration on Thursday launched a new free hotline for people busted on violations to get help.

 

Dial 1-800-GREYHOUND

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 29, 2011 09:38 AM (5z74E)

223 Batgirl was the green slave girl on Star Trek? You sure about that? Batgirl doesn't seem to stack up...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:38 AM (niZvt)

224 I approve of this!.....Lets hope at least one of the girls will have three tits.

Posted by: Paul at December 29, 2011 09:39 AM (oPkw3)

225
It annoys me when sci-fi writers take literary license and actually change human nature.

Somehow we evolve beyond visual sexual attraction.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:39 AM (G/zuv)

226 218
So after a day of boot camp or whatever they're doing, they had no issues while showering together?

Are we eunuchs in the future?

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 02:35 PM (G/zuv)

More like asexual.  Even eunuchs would be ogling the ladies (and we ladies would be ogling back). 

I remember when I saw Starship Troopers shower scene and said to myself, "Yeah, okay.  A few hundred years overcome millenia of biological imperative.  Riiiiiight."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 09:39 AM (4df7R)

Posted by: dip theory ah at December 29, 2011 09:40 AM (oZfic)

228 181 One word: Asari.

Look up Mass Effect Asari.

Turn off safe search.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 29, 2011 02:21 PM (bxiXv)

I stopped playing Mass Effect 2 when I realized I was supposed to be attracted to these stupid blue things and I couldn't kill that annoying bitch or the robot that preaches to me about "racism".

It occured to me- humanoid aliens aren't really science fiction at all, it's just dumbass space-fantasy.  Can't any of these idiots try to imagine what an alien evolutionary system would lead to?  No, we get "they're just like people- but BLUE!" or "Instead of hair, they have TENTACLES!".

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 29, 2011 09:40 AM (xXhWA)

229 Somehow we evolve beyond visual sexual attraction. Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 02:39 PM (G/zuv) I don't even know what that's supposed to mean...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:40 AM (niZvt)

230 Revelation 16:12 - try to describe Aleister Crowley's LAM or gray aliens from a circa 70AD perspective. 

Posted by: 2012 alien deception at December 29, 2011 09:40 AM (nBE5A)

231 I prefer Whoopie Goldberg as Guynan on Star Trek !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 29, 2011 09:40 AM (48wze)

232 I'm liking the alien sex theme. The thought of worm-holes, not so much.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 09:41 AM (EV5/9)

233
In space, everyone is unisex.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:41 AM (G/zuv)

234

Somehow we evolve beyond visual sexual attraction.

Unclear on the concept.

Posted by: James T. Effing Kirk, Literally at December 29, 2011 09:41 AM (B+qrE)

235 And I've already had sex with a hooker wearing elf-ears, at the Tolkein-themed Whore of the Rings bordello. -------------------------- Save it, Romeo. I've had a longer ride on a coin-fed ceramic horse outside the supermarket.

Posted by: Ace's Hooker at December 29, 2011 09:42 AM (+o7Q1)

236
They musta had a No Boner, No Tell policy in Starship Troopers.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:42 AM (G/zuv)

237

or "Instead of hair, they have TENTACLES!".

Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 29, 2011 02:40 PM (xXhWA)

*hundreds of voices in chorus*

KONNICHIWA!

Posted by: The entire Japanese porn industry at December 29, 2011 09:42 AM (4df7R)

238 My wife is one of those "They Live" aliens. The magic shades are not conducive to a hard-on.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 09:43 AM (Asp+z)

239 Revelation 16:12 - try to describe Aleister Crowley's LAM or gray aliens from a circa 70AD perspective.

Before I was married, my now wife felt that m,y spiritual life was lacking so she talked me into going with her to a Universalist Unitarian church.  The sermon was about how the flying suacers were all part of God's plan.  My wife was very embarrassed and I never had to go back agaian.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 09:43 AM (Hx5uv)

240 242 or "Instead of hair, they have TENTACLES!". Posted by: bernverdnardo at December 29, 2011 02:40 PM (xXhWA) Jamaicans?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:44 AM (niZvt)

241

Are there male whores in bordellos?  If so, can I please get a Han Solo?

(Hey, he might be human but he was born in a galaxy far, far away.  That makes him alien in my book. 

In fact, throw a Jayne Cobb and a Cap'n Mal in there, too.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 09:45 AM (4df7R)

242 So after a day of boot camp or whatever they're doing, they had no issues while showering together? Are we eunuchs in the future? Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 02:35 PM (G/zuv) The Mars saltpeter mines work 687 days a year, 28/12.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 09:45 AM (EV5/9)

243

I remember when I saw Starship Troopers shower scene and said to myself, "Yeah, okay.  A few hundred years overcome millenia of biological imperative.  Riiiiiight."

I loved in Old Man's War that pretty much the first thing that all the 70 yos who have just been given perfect 22 yo bodies do is have lots and lots and lots of sex. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 29, 2011 09:45 AM (VtjlW)

244

Children discover the Alien Penis!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 29, 2011 09:45 AM (TkGkA)

245 Madam Botox had spawned a daughter? How old is this 'daughter', 60?

Posted by: Jimmah at December 29, 2011 09:45 AM (TMeYE)

246 243 My wife is one of those "They Live" aliens. The magic shades are not conducive to a hard-on. Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 02:43 PM (Asp+z) Have you tried beer goggles?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:45 AM (niZvt)

247
I think what they're trying to say in, for example, Starship Troopers, is that our priorities changed and we are no longer hung up on the thrill of nudity.

We overcame the whole nudity thing and all those sexual hangups constructed by cultures. Total horseshit.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:46 AM (G/zuv)

248 I loved in Old Man's War that pretty much the first thing that all the 70 yos who have just been given perfect 22 yo bodies do is have lots and lots and lots of sex. Posted by: alexthechick at December 29, 2011 02:45 PM (VtjlW) Uh... you mean like, with each other?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:47 AM (niZvt)

249

WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 02:43 PM (Hx5uv)

It is the best explanation for a Rapture that I can find

Posted by: 2012 alien deception at December 29, 2011 09:48 AM (nBE5A)

250 My wife was very embarrassed and I never had to go back agaian. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 02:43 PM (Hx5uv) How much did it cost you to pay off the pastor for that one?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 09:48 AM (i6RpT)

251 The magic shades are not conducive to a hard-on.

OT but you reminded me.  I am reading a book about the Eastern Front during WWI.  In 1916 or 17 Romania decided to enter the war on the side of the Entente despite the fact that they were totally unprepared for combat let alone the horrific casualties of modern combat.  They stepped right up, though, and immediately issued an order that only officers of the rank of major or above could wear eye shadow in the field.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 29, 2011 09:48 AM (Hx5uv)

252 135 while blasted on Romulan Ale

If someone hasn't actually created an alcoholic beverage of this name, I will be sorely disappointed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 02:11 PM (8y9MW)

It exists.  You can get it at the Star Trek area of the Hilton in Vegas.  Comes in a 6 pack of bottles and only has the alcohol content of like a Smirnoff or wine cooler.  But hey, its supposed to be an ale and not a liquor.

Didn't try it though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2011 09:48 AM (GULKT)

253 Something tells me this brothel would get on famously in Tokyo if all the alien girls had tentacles.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 09:48 AM (g6f6y)

254 So will the sci-fi cathouse have a special "Your Parents' Basement" themed room?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at December 29, 2011 09:49 AM (cjGZv)

255 Green pooner probably isn't all that unusual for the moron horde.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2011 09:49 AM (FabC8)

256
Here's the thing.

Pay attention now because I'm about to destroy the notion that we will evolve past our sexual "hangups" in the future.

What are they fighting for? Why do we fight wars and shit?

Exactly. You all know the answer.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:49 AM (G/zuv)

257 Uh... you mean like, with each other? Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 02:47 PM (niZvt) EWWWWW! Physical contact?!?! Fluid Transfer!?!?!?!? *runs for the bathroom, trips on the three seashells*

Posted by: LT. Lenina Huxley at December 29, 2011 09:50 AM (EV5/9)

258 So will the sci-fi cathouse have a special "Your Parents' Basement" themed room?

There will be a a self service pump?

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at December 29, 2011 09:51 AM (lpWVn)

259
So how does the alien joke go?  He was lying in his mom's basement choking his borg?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 29, 2011 09:52 AM (TkGkA)

260
Beldar Conehead would approve of this thread.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 29, 2011 09:53 AM (TkGkA)

261
Bros', did you all get "the talk" when you were a little broseph?

That little nugget of wisdom that is passed down from generation to generation.

For me, it was an old italian who said to me one day, he said, "Da poossy, it is an amazing and-a powerful a-thing-a. Men-a, they-a go to-a war for da poossy."


Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 09:54 AM (G/zuv)

262 EWWWWW! Physical contact?!?! Fluid Transfer!?!?!?!?

*runs for the bathroom, trips on the three seashells*

Posted by: LT. Lenina Huxley at December 29, 2011 02:50 PM (EV5/9)

"Demolition Man" reference FTW!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 09:54 AM (4df7R)

263 So how does the alien joke go?  He was lying in his mom's basement choking his borg?

He realized resistance was futile.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at December 29, 2011 09:54 AM (lpWVn)

264 Avatard 2: Xenotwat

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 09:55 AM (Asp+z)

265 Sweet idea, too bad it won't go anywhere.  The location is just North of Pahrump, in Nye County, where the closest working brothels to Vegas are located. Sorry, but that location isn't 15 miles from Area 51, or Groom Lake.
It is actually closer to the Nevada Test Site at Mercury.  A more fitting name would be the Atomic Pussy Palace or the like.  Mutated chicks with 2 vajay-jays or the 3-boobed chick from Total Recall would be a more fitting theme.

And if meth-head Fleiss is involved, I don't have much hope of it coming to fruition.  Everything she seems to touch as of late turns to crap, plus she has become a social pariah in Pahrump.

Posted by: Stache at December 29, 2011 09:56 AM (pijDW)

266 This is a terrible idea. We need a Department of Alien Poontang to regulate the extraterrestrial space-prostitute industry.

Posted by: Rep Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) at December 29, 2011 09:58 AM (EV5/9)

267 And if meth-head Fleiss is involved, I don't have much hope of it coming to fruition. I thought Fruition was a whorehouse in San Francisco.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:58 AM (niZvt)

268 OT I see the Girl Scouts have issued a statement today that they will no longer link to Media Matters in their literature.

Posted by: Dave at December 29, 2011 09:58 AM (Xm1aB)

269 We overcame the whole nudity thing and all those sexual hangups constructed by cultures.
The Penis Equalization Act of 2085 took care of that.

Posted by: hermes conrad, grade 36 bureaucrat at December 29, 2011 09:58 AM (sHY5w)

270 272
This is a terrible idea. We need a Department of Alien Poontang to regulate the extraterrestrial space-prostitute industry.

Posted by: Rep Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) at December 29, 2011 02:58 PM (EV5/9)

Well, Kucinich would know about extraterrestrials...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 09:59 AM (4df7R)

271 We need a Department of Alien Poontang to regulate the extraterrestrial space-prostitute industry.
We will. We will.

Posted by: hermes conrad, grade 36 bureaucrat at December 29, 2011 09:59 AM (sHY5w)

272 There will be a a self service pump? Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at December 29, 2011 02:51 PM (lpWVn) Only if you promise to fill her tank to the brim.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 09:59 AM (niZvt)

273 Guess what I just remembered I have? A bottle of "bourbon" given to me by a Fantasy Football friend. Errrr....it has gone through it's life unfettered by the regulatory State, shall we say....
Not bad. Strong as a mofo.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2011 10:00 AM (Qjh0I)

274 The Penis Equalization Act of 2085 took care of that. Posted by: hermes conrad, grade 36 bureaucrat at December 29, 2011 02:58 PM (sHY5w) Yeah, President Bieber took a real hit in the polls for signing that one into law.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 10:00 AM (EV5/9)

275 Still with alienwhroes? Hmm.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2011 10:03 AM (ExN5P)

276 Two words.....Jabba the Slut.


Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2011 10:03 AM (lU2av)

277 Yeah, President Bieber took a real hit in the polls for signing that one into law. Was that around the same time Bieber finally revealed that he was a woman?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 10:03 AM (g6f6y)

278
They say that "half of all babies born in 2007 in the U.S. likely to live to age 104."

But who will feed them when they're that old?
Who will provide their basic needs, let alone medical care?

Imagine the generation of loser that this generation of loser spawn.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:05 AM (G/zuv)

279 Two words.....Jabba the Slut. That's what I call boldly going where no man has gone before.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 10:06 AM (g6f6y)

280
When we're all dead, whoever is left is royally fooked.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:06 AM (G/zuv)

281
Impotent aliens never use Viagra because it's ineffective on extra-terrestrial beings, but the Mars Bar will produce a raging boner.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 29, 2011 10:06 AM (TkGkA)

282 WINNING!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 29, 2011 10:07 AM (WvXvd)

283 GRAND RAPIDS (WWJ/AP) ¬Ė A federal judge has ruled that homeless sex offenders may stay overnight at shelters near schools in Grand Rapids despite a state law prohibiting them from living within 1,000 feet of a school. U.S. District Judge Gordon Quist issued the ruling Tuesday, after determining that homeless people do not ¬ďreside¬Ē in emergency shelters if they only go there at night to sleep and have no guarantee of a place to stay on a given night. ??? So if their dick happens to slip into a kid near a school they don't actually "reside" near what the hell?

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 29, 2011 10:08 AM (i6RpT)

284 Still with alienwhroes? Hmm. Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2011 03:03 PM (ExN5P) Hell, I'm still trying to think of a funny way to bring it around to Saffron: Intergalactic Space-Whore. http://tinyurl.com/cfezjaw

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 10:08 AM (EV5/9)

285 I can totally see a cosplay cathouse making a ton of money. That's scary. End of days scary.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 10:09 AM (SCzqL)

286
Vulcan Mind Meld: $100

Pon Farr: $500

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:09 AM (G/zuv)

287 My interpretation of the Starship Troopers shower scene is that they have all already gotten so used to co-ed showers through their socialization in their youth that it is no longer a big deal.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2011 10:10 AM (s7mIC)

288 So if their dick happens to slip into a kid near a school they don't actually "reside" near what the hell? God you're such a hater.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 29, 2011 10:10 AM (g6f6y)

289
/cue Amok Time fight music

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:10 AM (G/zuv)

290 OT: From the Papa Paul newsletters

Ron Paul Newsletter Whites don't vote for candidates that promise to promote white interests, whereas blacks & Hispanics do.

Hmm. Guess he's never heard of teacher's unions and big labor? Telling, that, huh?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2011 10:11 AM (ExN5P)

291 Vulcan Mind Meld: $100 Pon Farr: $500 Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 03:09 PM (G/zuv) Vulcan Death Grip: $1500

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 10:11 AM (EV5/9)

292 My interpretation of the Starship Troopers shower scene is that they have all already gotten so used to co-ed showers through their socialization in their youth that it is no longer a big deal. My interpretation is that since the girl was so flat chested and lacking in bouncy boobieness hence she was mistaken for a short, skinny man. Now, had it been say, Christina Hendricks had bouncied her way into the showers....

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 10:12 AM (g6f6y)

293 Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 03:09 PM (G/zuv)

How much for Jamahara?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 10:13 AM (8y9MW)

294 My interpretation is that since the girl was so flat chested and lacking in bouncy boobieness hence she was mistaken for a short, skinny man.

Okay, there's that too. 

Posted by: chemjeff at December 29, 2011 10:13 AM (s7mIC)

295

@221

Thanks!  Yvonne Craig links are always appreciated!

Posted by: sithkhan at December 29, 2011 10:14 AM (6AQ8E)

296 Dear Journal of Advanced Astrophysics, I never thought it would happen to me...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2011 10:15 AM (hiMsy)

297
How much for Jamahara?

With or without the droids?

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:15 AM (G/zuv)

298 Guys, the deal on the shower scene was that they wanted to show some boobies in the movie. NTTAWTT

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 10:15 AM (SCzqL)

299 Don't you think that if the marines had ever encountered anything really dangerous before on a bug hunt they would have been better at it? They are very well armed but otherwise totally unprepared for the encounter....even after seeing the colony in shambles. If they had ever encountered any dangerous species before, even something on the order of intelligence of  bears or a lions, they would have been a lot more cautious going into the power station.

My impression has always been that the marines were used to put down riots and revolts on off world colonies and they would be called in if anyone suspected there was an alien (of any kind - xenomorph is just a fancy way of saying alien) present. Prior to this trip bug hunts had always been a waste of time. They had either never actually found any or at least had found no dangerous ones. They know where the colonists are in the power station but nobody thinks about the possibility of collateral damage to the reactor because until they actually get there they don't think there is going to be any shooting, cause "it's a bug hunt".

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at December 29, 2011 10:16 AM (5Wj1Y)

300 "There's a David Drake story where the space marines have a space-hooker (I think in a cage), but the hooker is of an alien race, and seems to be some kind of semi-intelligent monkey-like species. Really? You guys are that horny that you're banging semi-intelligent monkey-like aliens?" Ace Ace have you ever actually met any marines? From what I have seen them bang at bars a semi-intelligent monkey species would be a step up from the beached Orca whales I seen em with.

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 29, 2011 10:17 AM (sb3kT)

301 But how do you know if it's male or female? Doesn't matter if it's Arcturian (Where?)

I find myself curiously aroused....

Posted by: ex-Congress Critter Anthony Weiner at December 29, 2011 10:18 AM (C8hzL)

302

chemjeff at December 29, 2011 03:10 PM (s7mIC)

Wonder if I could have pooped in those open air public toilets in ancient Rome. Guess it was a simple public ritual. "Hey, Claudius, how's it goin?" "Good. Real good, Tarquinius. How are you this morning? Sounds like you had a rough night!"

Posted by: Tarquinius at December 29, 2011 10:18 AM (nBE5A)

303 Piano dude the Marines are combat experienced and good at what they do. The point of the film is that it doesn't matter, the xenomorphs will overcome everything. Well, everything except Sigourney Weaver who should have at least had the decency to peel down to her underwear for the fight.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 10:19 AM (SCzqL)

304 See my sexual hangups aren't that crazy.  At least the feet I'm interested in are attached to human females.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 29, 2011 10:21 AM (GULKT)

305
Have you ever seen a naked bodybuilder chick?

They look like aliens. Humanoid, but not of Earth.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:21 AM (G/zuv)

306 There would be a huge future in it if they leaned to furry themes.

So many nerds want to boink their favorite anthropomorphic cartoon characters.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 29, 2011 10:21 AM (Qxdfp)

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 29, 2011 10:24 AM (TkGkA)

308 So many nerds want to boink. FIFY.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 10:24 AM (SCzqL)

309
I dunno. I like the idea of a Judy Robinson whoo-ah.

Or even a Judy Jeston.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:24 AM (G/zuv)

310 There would be a huge future in it if they leaned to furry themes. So many nerds want to boink their favorite anthropomorphic cartoon characters. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 29, 2011 03:21 PM (Qxdfp) Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

Posted by: Garth Algar at December 29, 2011 10:25 AM (EV5/9)

311 If you opt for the Vulcan Neck Pinch, don't be surprised if you can't turn your head or walk for at least a couple of days.

Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2011 10:26 AM (/ZZCn)

312 How is it that no one has mentioned Seven of Nine yet? I'd assimilate her any day, and by assimilate, I mean overload her circuits with my phaser powered frequency changing boomstick, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 10:28 AM (g6f6y)

313 316 Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

My wife worked for Warner Bros for many years. I got to meet and befriend a lot of voice talent and animators.

One of the well known actors told me about furries stalking them back in the early nineties. Little did I know how serious he was. He called them "furverts". The stories I could tell you from the industry.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 29, 2011 10:28 AM (Qxdfp)

314 Their combat experience was fighting colonists, other humans.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at December 29, 2011 10:29 AM (5Wj1Y)

315
Can you hook me up with "Pepper" from Clue Club?

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:30 AM (G/zuv)

316 My wife worked for Warner Bros for many years. I got to meet and befriend a lot of voice talent and animators.

Interesting (if sad) anecdote: I once worked with Barney's wife.

Yeah, the purple dinosaur.  Well, the voice actor who played Barney, anyway.  He only voiced the TV show, and played Barney live if said dinosaur ever had to speak.  They had a few other guys who just wore the suit.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 29, 2011 10:31 AM (8y9MW)

317 Sex in the City 2: Revenge of the Daleks

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 10:31 AM (Asp+z)

318 The location is just North of Pahrump,

They'll need a special security detail just for Art Bell.  Authorized by his wife, no doubt.

Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at December 29, 2011 10:32 AM (GBXon)

319 How is it that no one has mentioned Seven of Nine yet?

Given the actress' role, witting or otherwise, in certain events, I try not to think much about that.

Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at December 29, 2011 10:32 AM (GBXon)

320 Hey ace, wake up! Need a new post.

Posted by: Dave at December 29, 2011 10:33 AM (Xm1aB)

321 I do distinctly remember Bugs Bunny's girlfriend being very curvy and bouncy, picking up a carrot treat that in hindsight I'm beginning to wonder if they didn't serve a dual purpose, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks' Mighty Jugs Supports Rick Perry's Hair for President at December 29, 2011 10:33 AM (g6f6y)

322 How is it that no one has mentioned Seven of Nine yet? Or the hawt nekkid space-vampire from Lifeforce.

Posted by: Garth Algar at December 29, 2011 10:35 AM (EV5/9)

323 Ack. Off me, sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 10:36 AM (EV5/9)

324 AP is on twitter predicting doom b/c Perry didn't remember the Lawrence v. Texas case. Because every thing is about the fucking gay. Even 8 year old cases that are not even relevant anymore. It's gay, gay, gay. Our whole lives must be dedicated to gay issues and nothing else.

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 10:37 AM (rDDiL)

325 Who would have thought that an MST3K-grade sci-fi movie from the mid-80s would be prescient?


Posted by: JR at December 29, 2011 10:37 AM (gWOju)

326 What about the aliens from Dr. Who?

The blue chick with spike things on her head?  Yeah, I'd hit that.

The reptilian things from underground?  Tough call.

A female Oog?  Probably not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 29, 2011 10:37 AM (SY2Kh)

327
Remember the Warner Bros cartoons that parodied/satired people?

There were two. One cartoon showed how we'd live in the future. Everything was of course automated.

The other cartoon was a study on humankind. They showed how we developed from cavemen pulling our wives around by their hair to men getting into their cars and driving to work.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:38 AM (G/zuv)

328 I forgot all about ice pirates.

And I will again.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 29, 2011 10:39 AM (Qxdfp)

329 Posted by: Dave

Ace is burning up Twitter, so it might be a while.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 29, 2011 10:39 AM (Qjh0I)

330 I think "Star Trek Babies" would be a great concept, like Mupppet Babies. Geico lizard can be Baby Gorn and Justin Bieber can be Baby Kirk and Rosie O'Donnell can be Baby Horta.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 29, 2011 10:40 AM (Asp+z)

331 Yeah, AP is trying to bend Ace over and make him gay. Ace, at the moment, is resisting. Hang in there, buddy!

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 10:41 AM (rDDiL)

332 333

If those are the ones I'm thinking of, they're both by Chuck.
He was the one that could get away with obscure ones not using any existing WB characters. He also did odd ones like the 2 dogs in the home of the future, or Claude the cat.

That way they got gems of characters like Wile E Coyote, Roadrunner, Marvin Martian, Michigan J. Frog to name a few.

Of course, it's all by committee now.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 29, 2011 10:42 AM (Qxdfp)

333 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pussy.

Posted by: Mixed Up Movie Guy at December 29, 2011 10:44 AM (JYheX)

334
Well, here's Tex Avery's House of Tomorrow and Car of Tomorrow.

Classics.

Posted by: soothie at December 29, 2011 10:46 AM (G/zuv)

335

Who wants to have sex with an alien Xenomorph?

hello!!!!

Posted by: US Navy at December 29, 2011 10:48 AM (MedXx)

336 Anyone know how to give a Tribble a Bikini wax?

Posted by: The other guy in the back of the room that raised his hand at December 29, 2011 10:52 AM (ZCq3c)

337

This is actually, not fascinating.

What's worse than catching a venereal disease? Catching a venereal disease from someone wearing a stupid costume.

Posted by: Pollum at December 29, 2011 10:53 AM (w41GQ)

338

errrrrrr, ummmmm, yeah

 

(please don't ban me)

Posted by: dude in the white house at December 29, 2011 10:53 AM (MedXx)

339 (please don't ban me)

For that?  No.

Now, if you'd weighed in on rather your Cosplay Dream Girl would wield a crossbow or a longbow, and whether she would support Ron Paul or Obama, then you'd be in trouble...

Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at December 29, 2011 10:57 AM (GBXon)

340
Ace needs to check this one out:

From my very good Hollywood insider, there will be a 2012 Goodfallas remake starring:

*Alec Baldwin as Paulie
*Nicolas Cage as Jimmy
*Leonardo DeCaprio as Henry Hill
*Halle Berry as Karen Hill
*Sean Penn as Tommy

My source is highly reliable. Ace needs to check it out thoroughly.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 29, 2011 10:58 AM (7+pP9)

341 Little known fact: As Billy Dee Williams' career hit a rough patch in the late Eighties, he made ends meet by giving "Calrissian Rimmers" in the Tenderloin. True story.

Posted by: E! Probably True Stories at December 29, 2011 10:59 AM (Qjh0I)

342 Chiana. If she can handle a Luxan, she might be able to survive the Meatball

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 29, 2011 10:59 AM (yn6XZ)

343 Now, if you'd weighed in on rather your Cosplay Dream Girl would wield a crossbow or a longbow, and whether she would support Ron Paul or Obama, then you'd be in trouble...

Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at December 29, 2011 03:57 PM (GBXon)

Thought experiment: which would garner more trouble for the commenter?  If the Cosplay Dream Girl was in the bag for Obama, or head over heels for Nor Luap?

(I'm not even going to get into the longbow/crossbow argument.  That way madness lies.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 11:00 AM (4df7R)

344 (I'm not even going to get into the longbow/crossbow argument. That way madness lies.) Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 29, 2011 04:00 PM (4df7R) Considering this is a kinky sex thread, the Pollock vs. Cod thing is even worse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2011 11:01 AM (EV5/9)

345 330 AP is on twitter predicting doom b/c Perry didn't remember the Lawrence v. Texas case. Because every thing is about the fucking gay. Even 8 year old cases that are not even relevant anymore. It's gay, gay, gay. Our whole lives must be dedicated to gay issues and nothing else.

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 03:37 PM (rDDiL)

Sorry, but I don't buy either AP's or DrewM's insistence that he "didn't know". I know what they get from that, but it looks like a clumsy deflection to me where he wanted to dismiss it as a technical issue.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 29, 2011 11:02 AM (73tyQ)

346 Although, that Zan is a wild one.

Posted by: Beefy Meatwad at December 29, 2011 11:03 AM (yn6XZ)

347 Actually, you could make a lot of money if you just put game consoles in the lobby at the Alien Cathouse, your nerds are drawn in by the idea that they are going to get alien sex, they pay, sit down at the console and then after a few hours they forget why they were there.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2011 11:03 AM (SCzqL)

348 I think the sci-fi bordello is exactly what I'm looking for.

I could finally live out scenes from my Kirk / Spock / Tribble fan fiction collection.
I would of course insist on wearing my own tribble costume.

Posted by: Potsie at December 29, 2011 11:04 AM (aQF/7)

349 I'd lay down some serious ching for a three-way with Zahn and Chiana from Farscape. Or the chick that got eaten by the Rancor at Jabba's pad in Return of the Jedi and one of the flight attendants from The Fifth Element.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 29, 2011 11:05 AM (IoUF1)

350 Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at December 29, 2011 03:58 PM (7+pP9)

Eesh, hard to imagine a worse cast than that if true.

Posted by: booger at December 29, 2011 11:05 AM (EjNp5)

351 AmishDude: So Drew is trying to bend Ace over and make him gay, too?????

Posted by: mike at December 29, 2011 11:06 AM (rDDiL)

352 Goodfellas was perfect.  Remakes are for movies that didn't get it right the first time.  Bad idea.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2011 11:09 AM (lU2av)

353 Farscape: Chiana and Lt. Sun yes, Drago not so much.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 29, 2011 11:10 AM (WZtt1)

354 Or the chick that got eaten by the Rancor at Jabba's pad in Return of the Jedi

If you pause at just the right time and look real close that chick that gets eaten has a nip slip right before she gets pulled into the pit.

Posted by: booger at December 29, 2011 11:11 AM (EjNp5)

355 Yes Zahn! I forgot Zahn.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 29, 2011 11:11 AM (WZtt1)

356 363 Yes Zahn! I forgot Zahn.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 29, 2011 04:11 PM (WZtt1)

I always wanted to do it with a plant.

Posted by: Feed me, Seymour. Feed me at December 29, 2011 11:15 AM (yn6XZ)

357

But how do you know if it's male or female? Doesn't matter if it's Arcturian.

 

As the Very Demotivational posters say, "Doesn't matter. Had sex".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2011 11:17 AM (zji3t)

358

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 29, 2011 04:11 PM (WZtt1)

Jool was kinda hawt too, except for her huge forehead.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 29, 2011 11:17 AM (IoUF1)

359 Maya from space 1999 (Catherine Schell)

Think of the possibilities.

And that Female Founder was pretty hot too!

Posted by: BigBluBug at December 29, 2011 11:17 AM (1oVv1)

360 Posted by: booger at December 29, 2011 04:11 PM (EjNp5)

Her and Leia would be hawt too, but Leia's human so she doesn't count.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 29, 2011 11:20 AM (IoUF1)

361 No way I'm going there. It's all anal probes, all day long.

And they don't  let you remember it afterwards.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 29, 2011 11:21 AM (V7mkK)

362

Late entry, so will not be seen by many:

The Oonaa women of Q Colony.  Long thin tongue, eyes and lips that change color like mood rings,   They are possessed of an additional female organ in their hoo-hahs that wraps around your male organ and gently squeezes to intensify, prolong and enlarge and is capable of inducing male multiples.

The book is Q Colony by Robert Thurston @ 1985.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2011 11:49 AM (4q5tP)

363 Will there be Slave Leia?

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 29, 2011 11:58 AM (V7mkK)

364 344 This is actually, not fascinating. What's worse than catching a venereal disease? Catching a venereal disease from someone wearing a stupid costume. ------------------------------ The girls are all clean. I checked them out myself.

Posted by: Cable Guy at December 29, 2011 12:11 PM (+o7Q1)

365 Nevada brothels are always out of town on secondary highway networks and the access driveways are usually at least 1/4 mile of dusty sagebrush gravel road with a chain link fence surrounding a gravel compound of old mobile trailers or small residential wood frame houses. Imagine army forward fire bases and outposts in Afghanistan- thats what most of these places look like.

In other words, bleak.

Mustang Ranch was probably the best known brothel and never amounted to more than a collection of crappy old houses and trailers and rusty old cars.

"Salt Wells" brothel comes to mind. Not far from FAFB.

Posted by: 13times at December 29, 2011 12:34 PM (h6XiD)

366 Whoops.

Lahotan Valley News -Monday, July 30, 2007

An abandoned brothel 13 miles east of Fallon burnt to the ground Sunday morning in a fire officials are calling "suspicious."

Posted by: 13times at December 29, 2011 12:39 PM (h6XiD)

367 367 Maya from space 1999 (Catherine Schell) Think of the possibilities. Wouldn't she get pissed you kept asking her to change into the current Penthouse Pet of the Month?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 12:51 PM (niZvt)

368 373 Nevada brothels are always out of town on secondary highway networks and the access driveways are usually at least 1/4 mile of dusty sagebrush gravel road with a chain link fence surrounding a gravel compound of old mobile trailers or small residential wood frame houses. Imagine army forward fire bases and outposts in Afghanistan- thats what most of these places look like. In other words, bleak. Mustang Ranch was probably the best known brothel and never amounted to more than a collection of crappy old houses and trailers and rusty old cars. "Salt Wells" brothel comes to mind. Not far from FAFB. Posted by: 13times at December 29, 2011 05:34 PM (h6XiD) You come across as an, umm, old hand at these things...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2011 01:07 PM (niZvt)

369 This IS the whole point of it being an "alien" brothel, the internet is talking about it.  Any post on this anywhere is just free advertising for the pimp Dennis Hof. 

Posted by: Pmzey at December 29, 2011 02:20 PM (pmzey)

370 but Leia's human so she doesn't count.
I wish someone had told me that earlier.

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Posted by: kadin at December 30, 2011 06:24 PM (X29+i)

377 I think I read that David Drake story because I remember the cage and the semi-sentient part, but I didn't think that the "girl" was monkey-like or in anyway physically unlike a human... just not any more intelligent than an animal.   And I thought the POV character didn't approve so much as feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Synova at December 31, 2011 04:53 PM (P0X9Q)

378

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