August 28, 2017

Even Trump's Retweets Are Sending the Left and SubRight Spiraling Now
— Ace

Katie Pavlich replied to a Ben Rhodes whine about Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio, noting that Rhodes' boss had pardoned a "traitor" and a "terrorist," referring to Chelsea ne' Bradley Manning and Oscar Rivera Lopez, respectively.

Trump retweeted Pavlich.

This is now big news.

Although the Blue Checkmark Mafia just doesn't like the fact that this is a fact, what they seem to be claiming is that this is "fake news" because Obama merely commuted the "traitor" and "terrorist" sentences to time already served, thereby freeing them.

A pardon would have retroactively absolved them of all (official) guilt.

But a commutation is functionally equivalent as regards the remaining time of their sentences.


Posted by: Ace at 10:46 AM | Comments (330)
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Posted by: Scuba Dude at August 28, 2017 10:47 AM (Oq/TM)

2 Good! The crazier he can drive them, the better!

Posted by: Francis Porretto at August 28, 2017 10:48 AM (mj4NC)

3 But Chelsea is so cute so totes pardonable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 10:48 AM (YV+SU)

4 I'll get The Others.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 28, 2017 10:48 AM (ukNFU)

5 Yessss!!!!

The Left and SubRight would go bonkers over anything Trump does.

They are truly unhinged.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at August 28, 2017 10:49 AM (Oq/TM)

6 Is Ace's urine running clear today?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 10:49 AM (YV+SU)

7 I hear Twitter is gonna close Trump's account.. not sure if that was serious or not.. but he sure does get under some serious skin in 140 characters or less!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 10:49 AM (so+oy)

8 And what about that whole fucking Beau Bergdahl fiasco, Obama-loving freaks?

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 28, 2017 10:50 AM (vkS2Z)

9 You know,I never thought the level of insane hatred the Left had for GW and Cheney could be surpassed...

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 10:50 AM (rmVvL)

10 They don't like to be confronted with the truth

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 10:50 AM (6Ll1u)

11 Ben Rhodes is another "guy" (In the loosest interpretation of the term) that knows his way around a Gramd Central Station glory hole.

Posted by: Donald at August 28, 2017 10:51 AM (DMoow)

12 You know, he never got around to pardoning Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 10:51 AM (YV+SU)

13 This is the type of thing that tells me to not worry about Kelly trying to control what media TGE sees. Ain't happening. To do that he'd have to pry his phone from him.

Posted by: Jackal at August 28, 2017 10:51 AM (Y92/o)

14 8

Posted by: Lorenzo Lamas at August 28, 2017 10:51 AM (/qEW2)

15 A retweet of a tweet is enough to curdle their brains??

Posted by: IC at August 28, 2017 10:51 AM (a0IVu)

16 Twitter does not seem to be a good platform for Rhodes. People can respond directly to his idiocy instead of raging at their tv. He should maybe think about a time out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 10:52 AM (/tuJf)

17 I hear Twitter is gonna close Trump's account.. not sure if that was serious or not.. but he sure does get under some serious skin in 140 characters or less! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy) I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 10:52 AM (rZ+mb)

18 Ben Rhodes is making himself a target, just sayin. And I don't mean in a physical way. I mean in a "he should be investigated, prosecuted and put in serious prison."

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 10:52 AM (+7/1f)

19 But Trump shouldn't be doing anything else but focusing on Texas!!!!

Yeah, like a guy that has several dozen building projects going on at once can't multi-task better than a pothead affirmative action hire.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 28, 2017 10:52 AM (1JnAL)

20 12 You know, he never got around to pardoning Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 03:51 PM (YV+SU)

He knew he wouldn't have to.  She and that gollum who heads the IRS will never be prosecuted, let alone convicted.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 28, 2017 10:52 AM (vkS2Z)

21 because they never admit their hypocrisy, and we rarely point it out in public

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 10:52 AM (FKrah)

22 Will this TrumpReTweet move Cohn to consider resigning? Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 10:53 AM (v9gSJ)

23 Ben Rhoades' career highlight should have been driving a van for Obama in 2008.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 28, 2017 10:53 AM (1JnAL)

24 Mmmmm. Katie Pavlich. Every day and twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:53 AM (0mRoj)

25 17 I hear Twitter is gonna close Trump's account.. not sure if that was serious or not.. but he sure does get under some serious skin in 140 characters or less! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy) I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb) ======= Heh, minds.com and gab.ai would loooove the attention...

Posted by: Jackal at August 28, 2017 10:53 AM (Y92/o)

26 >>>But a commutation is functionally equivalent as regards the remaining time of their sentences. For the sentence, yes, but there are other components to the conviction. Pardon>commutation>nothing.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 10:54 AM (HId5C)

27 17 I hear Twitter is gonna close Trump's account.. not sure if that was serious or not.. but he sure does get under some serious skin in 140 characters or less! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 03:49 PM (so+oy) I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb) He'll go to TOUT and help out the WWE

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2017 10:54 AM (jiTHj)

28 Katie Pavlich = hawt hawt hawt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2017 10:54 AM (mpXpK)

29 I hope they do. That would force Trump to use something else for his hourly web updates and whatever that is will take off like a rocket while everyone abandons Twitter for the new hot thing. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 03:52 PM (rZ+mb) lo, and we can demand anyone on the left have to have their correct email . their actual name. like they've been trying do do to us. (not really) but I would laugh a little.

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 10:55 AM (FKrah)

30 Is anyone else enjoying the sign language folks at these flood press conferences?  first it was a guy that clearly doesn't know any sign language and then the last girl they had looks like she's tweaking on crystal meth.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 28, 2017 10:55 AM (UBzPO)

31 Yeah, like a guy that has several dozen building projects going on at once can't multi-task better than a pothead affirmative action hire. It baffles me how much I see this crop up, particularly from the subRight. OMG TRUMP ISN'T DOING X BECAUSE HE'S DOING Y!!!!! FFS. It's no indicator of anything so much as the head spewing it never having managed a single thing in their miserable life.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 10:55 AM (eXSOZ)

32 Chi-Town, thought Trump was getting under *your* skin with his twits? Could be my memory, which is not what it was.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 10:55 AM (v9gSJ)

33 They're loosing their minds...

and I'm reaping ALL the benefits!

Posted by: Alternate Wedding Singer at August 28, 2017 10:56 AM (yqvys)

34 Although the Blue Checkmark Mafia just doesn't like the fact that this is a fact, what they seem to be claiming is that this is "fake news" because Obama merely commuted the "traitor" and "terrorist" sentences to time already served, thereby freeing them. They're totes okay with the "traitor" part, which they consider a compliment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 10:57 AM (c8EhQ)

35 But that's true. What the hell could people on the Right be freaking out about Trump noting that? It's freaking true. I will reiterate: I loathe Bill Clinton on the cellular level and have done so since he was still a governor. But because I am at the flames, flames on the side of my face place with Bill Clinton, I nearly never discuss him because I have absolutely no credibility to do so. It's not even look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place. It's HE IS BREATHING WRONG OKAY! I cannot and should not be listened to about Bill Clinton because I am not sane about it. Once you hit that point, and there are many people out there (and some here) who have hit that point with Trump, you have no credibility left in any of your attacks. None. When everything is omg just so awful, nothing is. It's all Charlie Brown's teacher wah wah wah wah. As someone who loves my grudges and hates not being able to talk smack about people, learn from my mistakes. Don't be me. (Reference for you cretins who do not know anything about anything: https://youtu.be/92IkddsjtAA )

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 10:57 AM (mf5HN)

36 Wouldn't it make more sense to just run a crawl below the screen so deaf folks could just read what the TeeVee head is saying without trying to read hand language?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 10:57 AM (YV+SU)

37 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 10:58 AM (3myMJ)

38 Ben Rhodes is making himself a target, just sayin. And I don't mean in a physical way. I mean in a "he should be investigated, prosecuted and put in serious prison." ===== Not gonna happen because of who he is (really who his brother is) and the fact that he gives good head.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 10:58 AM (vg8iE)

39 Meh. If the press or the left weren't so virulently, hatefully hostile then I'd say Trump should admit the mistake and say "yeah you're right it was a commutation of a traitor" and be done with it. But as things are now? Never give an inch. Ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 10:59 AM (39g3+)

40 Although the Blue Checkmark Mafia just doesn't like the fact that this is a fact, what they seem to be claiming is that this is "fake news" because Obama merely commuted the "traitor" and "terrorist" sentences to time already served, thereby freeing them. A pardon would have retroactively absolved them of all (official) guilt. But a commutation is functionally equivalent as regards the remaining time of their sentences. Oh. Good. It got stupider. I was worried there for a second that it wouldn't.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 10:59 AM (mf5HN)

41 37 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%. ------------------ What is Flake going to do with all those unsold 'Conscious of Conservative' books?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 28, 2017 10:59 AM (YV+SU)

42 Ace, have you consumed appropriate quantities of Oxygen Dihydride today?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hillary! 2020[/i] at August 28, 2017 10:59 AM (ctuyM)

43 Here my non intellectual response to their fatuity. Go fuck yourself. Why even respond to sophism and mendacity? Why even give it life? Oh that's right. It's what Twitter is for- giving imprimatur to fallacious claims in exchange for baseless vituperation.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:00 AM (A7DN1)

44 37: Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%. Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 03:58 PM (3myMJ) Woot!

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 11:00 AM (hZ+us)

45 Cuckolds acting like cuckolds on Twitter again. I'm shocked.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 11:01 AM (XFue2)

46 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%. Die, Flake, die.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 11:01 AM (c8EhQ)

47 Donny two scoops living rent free in the heads of so many people. This is why he was elected in the first place. Here is hoping for a second term... MAGA one tweet at a time.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 28, 2017 11:02 AM (0OmEj)

48 Got a email that Hillary will be in Buffalo next month for a book signing.  Advised to get my ticket early, as they are a hot item and will be gone soon. Must buy her book to get in.  Might have it in Bills Stadium to handle the crowds?  What it hold, 50,000 or so...wow.   Probably really at a local Barns and Nobel store in a mall.

Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2017 11:02 AM (AXy4W)

49 Still waiting for audio closed captioning, so that the blind can enjoy TV with the rest of us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (J+eG2)

50 Once you hit that point, and there are many people out there (and some here) who have hit that point with Trump, you have no credibility left in any of your attacks. None. When everything is omg just so awful, nothing is. It's all Charlie Brown's teacher wah wah wah wah. Its not exactly crying wolf, but its the same kind of principle: if all you ever do is scream that he's the worst human ever guilty of every evil man has ever conceived of no matter what he does, you lose all credibility when he actually does do something wrong. Why would anyone listen? Its like, say, a woman your sister cant stand, and every word out of her mouth about the woman is totally catty condemnation and hatred. If that women actually does do something wrong, can you trust your sister to report it accurately or believe her when she says it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (39g3+)

51 Let me guess what they're saying: Trump is soooooo stupid! Even a baby knows the difference between a pardon and a commutation. Unfit! IMPEACH!!

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (hZ+us)

52 What is Flake going to do with all those unsold 'Conscious of Conservative' books You know how with early print corrections they sometimes have replacement pages or stickers over things? Yeah, I think it's time for Jeff's reinvention as a middle eastern cuisine chef: Couscous of a Conservative.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (eXSOZ)

53 "If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him" -some sunny Chinese dude I have trouble buying Trump as Super Genius playing three dimensional chess, but damned if he doesn't ring their bell like Rain Man counting cards. It's effortless.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (tMFgx)

54 Oh that's right. It's what Twitter is for- giving imprimatur to fallacious claims in exchange for baseless vituperation. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:00 PM (A7DN1) That is completely unfair. I also use it for attention whoring, baseball and tennis.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (mf5HN)

55 46 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%.


Die, Flake, die.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 04:01 PM (c8EhQ)

++++

Yes, he is unlikely to oblige us by jumping into a fire, so this will have to do.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 11:03 AM (pvjTE)

56 OT: Tobe Hooper's dead. Not an earth-shattering event. Still, he was responsible for several fun b-movies: Texas Chainsaw Massacre TCM II Lifeforce Salem's Lot Invaders From Mars Poltergeist (some say Spielberg did most of the directing while Hooper did most of the coke) Anyway....Rest in Peace.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 11:04 AM (NyJwR)

57 46 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%. Die, Flake, die. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2017 04:01 PM (c8EhQ) I'm fine with this along as she can beat the Dem challenger otherwise find someone else.

Posted by: WisRich at August 28, 2017 11:04 AM (G0vdT)

58 It's getting to the point that it is impossible to have any reasonable conversation with the Left or the RINOs...They will not stop till PDT is not longer in Office or breathing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:04 AM (5y11N)

59 37 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 03:58 PM (3myMJ)



Yeah, but he's gonna get the dead Democrats to come vote for him,

:::wink, wink:::

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 28, 2017 11:05 AM (1JnAL)

60 Mmmmm. Katie Pavlich. Every day and twice on Sunday.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM


It's going to take some serious training to get in the shape required to shatter a Horde record as thoroughly as you're proposing to do. 

Posted by: Duncanthrax[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:05 AM (ctuyM)

61 "Ace, have you consumed appropriate quantities of Oxygen Dihydride today?" If you can get the stuff the professionals use, laced with dihydrogen monoxide, it really will fill the bladder quickly. And give you that pale straw urine, which everyone envies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:05 AM (J+eG2)

62 Watch Flake run as an independent if he get's knocked off in the Primary. THAT is kind of cock sucker he is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:05 AM (5y11N)

63 Mmmmm. Katie Pavlich. Every day and twice on Sunday. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 03:53 PM Whenever you hear Pavlich, your mouth waters, right?

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 11:06 AM (7n4KQ)

64 Its not exactly crying wolf, but its the same kind of principle: if all you ever do is scream that he's the worst human ever guilty of every evil man has ever conceived of no matter what he does, you lose all credibility when he actually does do something wrong. And there you have it. I described Trump's tactic of deliberately provoking this back during the primaries (to my grandmother, who didn't get the why) that poking the hornets' nest was an inoculation strategy. He's rarely ever done anything else, and they refuse to get it, because getting it would be admitting they were played, and they're addicted to the unseemly hate.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 11:06 AM (eXSOZ)

65 62 Watch Flake run as an independent if he get's knocked off in the Primary. THAT is kind of cock sucker he is Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (5y11N) Pull another Murkowski? I hope not.

Posted by: WisRich at August 28, 2017 11:06 AM (G0vdT)

66 And give you that pale straw urine, which everyone envies. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (J+eG2) Huh. Everyone seems impressed that my urine looks like Hersey's Chocolate Syrup. I'm calling bullshit here.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (NyJwR)

67 Gramd Central Station glory hole +++ Never try to peek through those things

Posted by: Cockeyed Joe at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (3ZmQM)

68 "That is completely unfair. I also use it for attention whoring, baseball and tennis. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:03 PM (" OK. You are a special case. But we knew that- didn't we?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (A7DN1)

69 I miss the days where we were forced to sit back and let their bs narrative get crammed down our throats while we smiled and got continually lied about with no pushback. It was a simpler time.

Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (dDcYa)

70 Oh my- Rhodes called traitor Manning "compassionate."

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (hZ+us)

71 And give you that pale straw urine, which everyone envies. Temper your urine to the same color as you temper your blades. THAT... is the riddle of steel.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (eXSOZ)

72 Got a email that Hillary will be in Buffalo next month for a book signing. Advised to get my ticket early, as they are a hot item and will be gone soon. Must buy her book to get in. Might have it in Bills Stadium to handle the crowds? What it hold, 50,000 or so...wow. Probably really at a local Barns and Nobel store in a mall. ========= Serious question: What would happen if one were to buy her book, write on the page that an author normally would sign, "YOU ARE A CVNT," stand in line, then when the time comes, hand it to her, enjoy the look on her face as she reads it and then walk away? Seriously? What could happen?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 11:07 AM (vg8iE)

73 Yeah Poltergeist was a Spielberg movie, but Tobe did make some fun scary movies. Lifeforce was a pretty good movie and it had super gorgeous Mathilda May nakey through about 70% of it. Salem's Lot and Texas Chainsaw Massacre were genuinely frightening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:08 AM (39g3+)

74 They make false accusation X against PDT when they have done X themselves... you'd think they'd just shut up rather than embarrassing themselves as hypocrites, and allowing their misdeeds of the past to be dredged up again. Whatever gamble they are making isn't working. They are circling the bowl.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 11:08 AM (/qEW2)

75 Trump could tweet, "I love everyone in the media. They are wonderful people with the best of intentions." ....and they'd bitch he didn't name each and every one of them.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2017 11:08 AM (Enq6K)

76 Oh my- Rhodes called traitor Manning "compassionate." Both Com and passionate. Checks out.

Posted by: Word Police at August 28, 2017 11:08 AM (eXSOZ)

77 Someone needs to ask flake in a public venue what he will do if he is primary and losses. We might as well know now. It might sway some votes. Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary?

Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 11:09 AM (nWS2k)

78 Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary? ======= Will you accept the primary results?!?!?!?!?!?!!!11!!11!!!!!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 11:09 AM (vg8iE)

79 77 Someone needs to ask flake in a public venue what he will do if he is primary and losses. We might as well know now. It might sway some votes. Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary? Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 04:09 PM (nWS2k) Does AZ have a sore loser rule for Primaries?

Posted by: WisRich at August 28, 2017 11:10 AM (G0vdT)

80 Trump could tweet, "I love everyone in the media. They are wonderful people with the best of intentions." "I notice he didn't condemn white supremacists!" --Legacy Media Someone needs to ask flake in a public venue what he will do if he is primary and losses. We might as well know now. It might sway some votes. I don't doubt he'll go full Murkowski

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:10 AM (39g3+)

81 "Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary?" Will he respect the results of the election? Will he respects the peoples choice?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:10 AM (J+eG2)

82 NGU with the possible win (re Flake). In AK, I believe the law prevented Murkowski running as an independent (??) - she ran/won as a *write-in* candidate, correct? Which presumably was not covered by the law which preventer her re-flagging after the primary. Anyway, regardless of how accurate my memory is on AK, does anyone know the mechanics in AZ? Could Flake run as an independent/other party if he loses the GOP primary? As for the style, mentality, and level of responsibility in such a stunt by Flake - of course it's plausible.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 11:10 AM (v9gSJ)

83 Everyone seems impressed that my urine looks like Hersey's Chocolate Syrup.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM


Some things are just meant to sip and savor.

Posted by: Shep[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:10 AM (ctuyM)

84 Sessions announced the upfitting of our PD's with military gear today. Is that it from him until October?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 11:11 AM (mcI77)

85 You know who else pardoned traitors and terrorists, don't you?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2017 11:11 AM (+F4vs)

86 Funny story about Poltergeist.I was a kid of 10 and my cousin worked in a movie theater.I got to see Firefox free and Poltergeist was also playing.Firefox ended and Poltergeist was still showing so I peaked in through the gap between the double doors.some teenage girls banged the doors open and knocked me right out.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 11:11 AM (rmVvL)

87 "Is that it from him until October? " Did he see his shadow?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:11 AM (J+eG2)

88 that is how Thad Sheepshagger won his primary. he got the word out to the black community that his opponent was a racist and, by the way, you can vote in the primary even if you don't normally vote Republican.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (bE7FF)

89 84 Sessions announced the upfitting of our PD's with military gear today. Does that include piss shields to protect them when standing down from the Antifada?

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (7n4KQ)

90 48 Got a email that Hillary will be in Buffalo next month for a book signing. Advised to get my ticket early, as they are a hot item and will be gone soon. Must buy her book to get in. Might have it in Bills Stadium to handle the crowds? What it hold, 50,000 or so...wow. Probably really at a local Barns and Nobel store in a mall. Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2017 04:02 PM (AXy4W) It could be accommodated in a prison cell.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (nBr1j)

91 Salem's Lot and Texas Chainsaw Massacre were genuinely frightening. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor The Democrats are the Sawyer family, and we've got to get out of the house. They keep putting the hammer in Hillary's hand so that she can beat us to death. She's missed so far, but eventually ...

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (/qEW2)

92 85 You too? Barack Obama

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (rmVvL)

93 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (mf5HN)

94 Sessions announced the upfitting of our PD's with military gear today. This is the part of Sessions I don't like. I really do not care for his idea of "law and order" being basically "f-- your rights, cops matter more."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (39g3+)

95 Sessions announced the upfitting of our PD's with military gear today. ========= Do they all get plug-and-play vaginas like me????

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (vg8iE)

96 I hear Pres. Trump is coming to Austin tomorrow.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 11:12 AM (hZ+us)

97 that is how Thad Sheepshagger won his primary.

Huhhh? Did you call m....  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: zombie Thad Cochran[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:14 AM (ctuyM)

98 "So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. " Well of course Everyone knows this

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:14 AM (J+eG2)

99 Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:00 PM (A7DN1)

I was told there would be no vocabulary.

Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 11:14 AM (dDcYa)

100 So basically, the Blue Checkmark Mafia was totes OK with President FourPutt mangling reason and logic on a daily freaking basis for 8-years but PDJT conflating "pardon" with "commutation" - in a re-tweet - sends them into spasms.

Fvck them all. Sideways. With a flaming pineapple.

Posted by: DocJ at August 28, 2017 11:14 AM (NYS7S)

101 "Will [Flake] agree not to run if he loses the primary?" He's a Flake. His father was a Flake. His grand pappy was a Flake. Do you even have to ask?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 28, 2017 11:14 AM (+7/1f)

102 some teenage girls banged the doors open and knocked me right out. and from that little Steevie learned not to trust girls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:14 AM (39g3+)

103 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. Drugs er bad, mmkay? Them kids at that Saline shouldn't be doing drugs, mmkay?

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 28, 2017 11:15 AM (eXSOZ)

104 Obama released every piece of shit terrorist from GITMO. The DNI confirmed at least 116 returned to the battlefield to attempt to kill my friends and neighbors. You want find that story in any major media publication. Little Ben Rhodes, the NYU journalism major who Obama made a freaking NSA won't tell you about that either because he's too busy sucking his own dick while jerking off his buddies in the media. So don't lecture me Dunce Boy about pardons and commutationa.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:15 AM (A7DN1)

105 To teh Marxists, America is a Neo-Confederacy.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 11:15 AM (XFue2)

106 93 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN) I understand Vicksburg wouldn't play the national anthem for 80 years after the civil war. So obviously a neo-confederate symbol.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 11:15 AM (nBr1j)

107 >>>70 Oh my- Rhodes called traitor Manning "compassionate" Can't spell compassionate without Cat Ass Moon Pie

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 28, 2017 11:15 AM (Fj4G0)

108 And this is why the Polly Purehearts on the right who complain about Trump tweeting can kiss my *ss.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 28, 2017 11:15 AM (lZaEn)

109 It's going to take some serious training to get in the shape required to shatter a Horde record as thoroughly as you're proposing to do. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2017 04:05 PM (ctuyM) It would be so worth it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:16 AM (0mRoj)

110 "So basically, the Blue Checkmark Mafia was totes OK with President FourPutt mangling reason and logic on a daily freaking basis for 8-years but PDJT conflating "pardon" with "commutation" - in a re-tweet - sends them into spasms." Democrats in all 57 States are appalled by Trump's gaffs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:16 AM (J+eG2)

111 Not exactly willowed, but...

Even back in the late '60s, Bill Ayers forced his girlfriend to "give up the pussy" to some black radical buddy of his, as "reparations" for slavery. That mindset never went away.

If Bill Ayers found Herman Cain plowing Bernadine Dohrn, would he get mad?

Posted by: Things that make you go 'hmmm' at August 28, 2017 11:16 AM (FwRqg)

112 The Left's window to destroy our history (by complaining as opposed actual fire) is closing. People are going to get tired of hearing about how XYZ is a white supremacist blah blah blah. They're not quite there yet but they have maybe eight more weeks at most.

Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 11:16 AM (dDcYa)

113 102 Trust no one.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 11:16 AM (rmVvL)

114 The first thing to remember about Salon is that their entire business model consists of saying outrageous and extreme stuff that gets retweets, links, and people yelling about them. They would wither and disappear entirely if everyone just ignored them, Buzzfeed, Jezebel, and all the other similar websites.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:17 AM (39g3+)

115 103 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. Drugs er bad, mmkay? Them kids at that Saline shouldn't be doing drugs, mmkay? Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (eXSOZ) Is glue sniffing a required course?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 11:17 AM (nBr1j)

116 Even back in the late '60s, Bill Ayers forced his girlfriend to "give up the pussy" to some black radical buddy of his, as "reparations" for slavery. That mindset never went away. ======== He also fucked his best friend to show that he was down with homosexuality/struggle/La Revolucion/etc etc etc

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 11:17 AM (vg8iE)

117 Whenever you hear Pavlich, your mouth waters, right? Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (7n4KQ) I'll gladly be her experiment any day.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:17 AM (0mRoj)

118 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM


W. T. A. F.?!


Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 11:17 AM (p+Wdc)

119 104 Obama released every piece of shit terrorist from GITMO. The DNI confirmed at least 116 returned to the battlefield to attempt to kill my friends and neighbors. 116 is even worse than i thought. Of course, completely not ever covered by the press. I applaud you for knowing this.

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 11:17 AM (hZ+us)

120 If Bill Ayers found Herman Cain plowing Bernadine Dohrn, would he get mad? I say thee, he should forgive - not seven times, but seven-seven-seven times.

Posted by: Herman Cain at August 28, 2017 11:18 AM (eXSOZ)

121 98 "So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. " ------------------------------------ Don't be ridiculous. It's a NAZI symbol. The Brits fought Hitler and we fought the Brits. QED

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 28, 2017 11:18 AM (0jtPF)

122 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. ----- You what Im fricking sick and tired of??? The prefix "Neo". 63/64ths of the assholes that use that term have no earthly idea it means "near". Stop using it. You sound like a pretentious dorkhole.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 11:18 AM (8XRCm)

123 ruff, ruff

Posted by: Pavlich's Dog at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (vtcmf)

124 Drugs er bad, mmkay? Them kids at that Saline shouldn't be doing drugs, mmkay? Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (eXSOZ) Someone replied where do you get your prescriptions because they're not working.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (mf5HN)

125 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM That's a funny joke. You're a funny person. But really, no one can be that stupid.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (Tnhbr)

126 If Bill Ayers found Herman Cain plowing Bernadine Dohrn, would he get mad? Posted by: Things that make you go 'hmmm' at August 28, 2017 04:16 PM (FwRqg) Yes, because black white supremacist. He's not down for the struggle, maaaan.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (0mRoj)

127 >>>>>7 Someone needs to ask flake in a public venue what he will do if he is primary and losses. We might as well know now. It might sway some votes.

Will he agree not to run if he loses the primary?
Posted by: Pep at August 28, 2017 04:09 PM (nWS2k)

Does AZ have a sore loser rule for Primaries?
.
.
.If he loses he is done, AZ has a sorer loser law on the books.

It appears that flake is toast. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (+Dllb)

128 If Trump's tweets were in Austrian, would that mollify these incredibly literate, knowledgeable, smart people on the "left"? Just a thought.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (v9gSJ)

129 Stop using it. You sound like a pretentious dorkhole. Posted by: fixerupper at least a neo-dorkhole.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (7n4KQ)

130 "He also fucked his best friend to show that he was down with homosexuality/struggle/La Revolucion/etc etc etc" See....right there... He should have taken the ass pounding instead of giving it. Fcuking someone in the ass just requires a stiff dick. GETTING fcuked in the ass shows real commitment to the cause.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (J+eG2)

131 Stop using it. You sound like a pretentious dorkhole. Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm) Whoa.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (0mRoj)

132 I think we have entered as a nation, what I call the humpty dumpty phase. It's not coming back together again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 11:19 AM (6Ll1u)

133 If Salon was a statue, I would rip it's head off and take a dump down its neck.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (A7DN1)

134 93 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN) What is wrong with these people? Are they trying to one-up each other finding bigoted confederates to hate? If you hate America that much, leave!! Enjoy the bounty of Venezuela or North Korea-those bastions of communist utopianism . You can be happy, and the rest of us won't let the door hit you in the ass.

Posted by: moki at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (V+V48)

135 Salon is like a boy in class who yells "PENIS" every time the teacher called on him. At first its kinda funny but then after a while you figure out he's just looking for attention, and everyone starts ignoring him. I wish people had done that with Andrew Sullivan in the past, for instance. Sites like that thrive on attention and notice. Without it, they die.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (39g3+)

136 See....right there... He should have taken the ass pounding instead of giving it. Fcuking someone in the ass just requires a stiff dick. GETTING fcuked in the ass shows real commitment to the cause. ========== Well, being that I wasn't there, I'm not exactly sure who did what to whom.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (vg8iE)

137 117 Whenever you hear Pavlich, your mouth waters, right? Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 04:06 PM (7n4KQ) I'll gladly be her experiment any day. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj) My scorecard does, in fact, show her as a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (8yJ7M)

138 I understand Vicksburg wouldn't play the national anthem for 80 years after the civil war. So obviously a neo-confederate symbol.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 04:15 PM (nBr1j)

 

 

They didn't officially observe the Fourth of July until 1945, refraining due to the fact that Vicksburg surrendered to Grant on that date in 1863.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (uiwCw)

139 Trump pardoned Arpaio for a misdemeanor -- and a trumped-up, politically-motivated, bogus misdemeanor conviction at that. Manning and the other guy were convicted of serious felonies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (QbiyL)

140 >>>He also fucked his best friend to show that he was down with homosexuality/struggle/La Revolucion/etc etc "Hey buddy I gotta fuck you in the ass to show that I'm down with the struggle." "Whoa who WHOA!! How 'bout I fuck YOU in the ass so you can be down with the struggle?!? Or maybe you give me a handjob or something?"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (HId5C)

141 Star Spangled Banner - 1812 The Confederacy - 1861 Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

142 But really, no one can be that stupid. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM

Salon heard that and said "Here...hold our beer".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 11:21 AM (p+Wdc)

143 Remember when Obama made fun o McCain for not being able to send email? Ha ha his hands and fingers don't work!!!

Peppering Farm remembers. But Trump's bad because he tweets.


Posted by: Mega at August 28, 2017 11:21 AM (dDcYa)

144 The prefix "Neo". 63/64ths of the assholes that use that term have no earthly idea it means "near".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:18 PM


If you have any knowledge of a location Neo is near, I'd appreciate your cooperation.

Posted by: Agent Smith[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:21 AM (ctuyM)

145 Clyde Cain: "The people that are wanting to be rescued are trying to steal the boat... We've been shot at... We have boats being shot at. Because if we're not picking up everybody, we're having to pull out for a minute." JUST IN: #CajunNavy volunteer tells me they're being "shot at" while trying to rescue stranded people in Houston. -Hoft It's going to get uglier.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 11:21 AM (mcI77)

146 Who will be the last non-racist, non-Nazi left standing?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 11:21 AM (nBr1j)

147 You know, ever so often there are details I really don't need to read.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:22 AM (A7DN1)

148 Maybe CNN can go doxx the person he retweeted again.

Posted by: brak at August 28, 2017 11:22 AM (5iU/N)

149 Those Salon guys are wack.

Posted by: Those Vox guys at August 28, 2017 11:22 AM (7n4KQ)

150 Chi-Town, thought Trump was getting under *your* skin with his twits? Could be my memory, which is not what it was. Posted by: rhomboid ............. Yeah.. I do think some of them are inappropriate.. and have said so.. Matters of State should not be conducted over Twitter, IMHO..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2017 11:22 AM (so+oy)

151 So. Amateur webzine Salon is saying the National Anthem is a neo-Confederate symbol. " The University of Marylands marching band will no longer play Maryland, My Maryland, the official state song of Maryland, at school sporting events because of its ties to the Confederacy. They are going to go after everything and everybody...only a matter of time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:22 AM (5y11N)

152 he got the word out to the black community that his opponent was a racist and, by the way, you can vote in the primary even if you don't normally vote Republican. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo But you can only vote in *one* primary, not both R and D. That's why it was fraudulent - a lot of those voters also voted in the D primary as well. That election should have been invalidated.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

153 Salon heard that and said "Here...hold our gluten-free, organic, craft beer". Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (p+Wdc) Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 11:23 AM (Tnhbr)

154 "Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots. " Is Gathering the correct term?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:23 AM (J+eG2)

155 My scorecard does, in fact, show her as a One.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM


There is no One before me.

Posted by: Lena[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:23 AM (ctuyM)

156 94 Sessions announced the upfitting of our PD's with military gear today. This is the part of Sessions I don't like. I really do not care for his idea of "law and order" being basically "f-- your rights, cops matter more." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:12 PM (39g3+) Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens? The are actually civilians too... ie, not military.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 28, 2017 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

157 That's a funny joke. You're a funny person. But really, no one can be that stupid. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:19 PM (Tnhbr) I kind of want to know how Vox is going to top this.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 11:24 AM (mf5HN)

158 I do wish President Trump would be more careful with his facts. I remember back when he was running and had just won, he'd tweet something, the left would go berserk, and like 2 days later, he'd be proved right. It was very powerful and showed how pathetic they were. The more you get stuff wrong like that, the less people trust you later on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:24 AM (39g3+)

159 "They're loosing their minds..." Quick, someone get a wrench and tighten them back down!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/s][/b] at August 28, 2017 11:24 AM (SRKgf)

160 Andrew Sullivan used to be great until his power glutes started thinking for him.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:24 AM (bE7FF)

161 I kind of want to know how Vox is going to top this. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 04:24 PM (mf5HN) Playing "Battle Hymn of the Republic" makes you a neo-Confederate?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 11:25 AM (Tnhbr)

162 I think somebody should start a tauntine. The winner would be whoever is left after every other person in the U.S. has been declared racist.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 11:26 AM (nBr1j)

163 Seriously? What could happen? Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 28, 2017 04:07 PM (vg8iE) How about just write "you'll never be President of the United States"....and say to her "Please just sign LOSER I'll know who it is.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:26 AM (/H6uR)

164 Steve Bear - i donated to the legal fund to upend that bullshit "primary election", but the suit went nowhere. i guess SOMEONE got paid.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:26 AM (bE7FF)

165 I wonder what they will do when Trump gets reelected to top this stupidity?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:26 AM (A7DN1)

166 "The University of Marylands marching band will no longer play Maryland, My Maryland, the official state song of Maryland, at school sporting events because of its ties to the Confederacy. " Our Governor will get right on that. Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:26 AM (J+eG2)

167 Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens? Well yeah, exactly. And while I'm less concerned with Trump as president, I don't like militarized police in every city under command of the president of the United States. yes, technically they aren't but you know damn well if Obama had ordered cities to have cops confiscate weapons from citizens, then most of them would have done it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:26 AM (39g3+)

168 I think somebody should start a tauntine. No way, those things smell terrible.

Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 11:27 AM (u0s1P)

169 128 If Trump's tweets were in Austrian, would that mollify these incredibly literate, knowledgeable, smart people on the "left"? Just a thought. Are you kidding? You know who else tweeted in Austrian?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 28, 2017 11:27 AM (sGtp+)

170 That's a funny joke. You're a funny person. But really, no one can be that stupid. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile The theory has been floated before that leftist news sites generate page hits by trolling the right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 11:27 AM (/qEW2)

171 (Reference for you cretins who do not know anything about anything: https://youtu.be/92IkddsjtAA ) Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 28, 2017 03:57 PM (mf5HN) They don't have a Clue.

Posted by: db at August 28, 2017 11:27 AM (NEz+K)

172 I kind of want to know how Vox is going to top this. The easy bet would be that they'll say something about how a national anthem shouldn't be a about a flag because flags are intrinsically divisive and also we should have an anthem that doesn't even imply war in any way. That's the easy way, though. I think they can do better. Like, maybe explore how anthems are a primitive throwback and discriminatory toward the deaf, and because music is emotionally manipulative it should be a succession of atonal chants if we're to have one at all.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (eXSOZ)

173 I bet Ayers didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (0mRoj)

174 "Are you kidding? You know who else tweeted in Austrian? " Crocodile Dundee?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (J+eG2)

175 162 I think somebody should start a tauntine. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (sGtp+)

176 "37 Breitbart says Flake behind Ward by 25%." Is Ward legit to win the general or is she Christine O'Donnell 2.0? She's kinda crazy looking.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (OD2ni)

177 Was it Canada that changed the words to their Anthem to be more inclusive?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (6Ll1u)

178 I think somebody should start a tauntine. --------- Don't do it. You think those things smell bad on the outside...

Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 11:28 AM (7HtZB)

179 173 I bet Ayers didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:28 PM (0mRoj) I think Ayers was a bottom.

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2017 11:29 AM (7n4KQ)

180 JUST IN: #CajunNavy volunteer tells me they're being "shot at" while trying to rescue stranded people in Houston. -Hoft It's going to get uglier. Posted by: Under Fire Wait until the cajun navy fires back.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 28, 2017 11:29 AM (T2Zv1)

181 S Pelosi of blithering idiots?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 28, 2017 11:29 AM (nBr1j)

182 No way, those things smell terrible.
Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM


Dude. That's no comparison to the bouquet of The Wookie.

Posted by: B. H. O., community organizer[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:29 AM (ctuyM)

183 Chi-town, OK. Haven't noticed any actual matters of state being conducted via Twitter, but have seen some quite amusing and probably useful examples of communication. Including signals to foreign govts. regarding serious topics. But I approach these things from a practical perspective with a lot of personal experience in similar things, so feelz are discounted.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 11:29 AM (v9gSJ)

184 pardon vs. commutation Reminds me of the "would you sleep with me for a million dollars joke" the punchline of which is roughly "now that we've established in principle who you are, we're just haggling about price."

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:29 AM (yL25O)

185 >>>>>Well yeah, exactly. And while I'm less concerned with Trump as president, I don't like militarized police in every city under command of the president of the United States. yes, technically they aren't but you know damn well if Obama had ordered cities to have cops confiscate weapons from citizens, then most of them would have done it.
.
.
.No they wouldn't.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (+Dllb)

186 "The University of Marylands marching band will no longer play Maryland, My Maryland, the official state song of Maryland, at school sporting events because of its ties to the Confederacy. " Our Governor will get right on that. Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2) Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (5y11N)

187 Is Ward legit to win the general or is she Christine O'Donnell 2.0? She's kinda crazy looking. Allegedly she's a conservative but, she does have the crazy eyes.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (mcI77)

188 167 Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens? Can't we just have one thread ... ONE LOUSY THREAD ... without you gelatinous cretins second-guessing our angelic men and women in law enforcement ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (8yJ7M)

189 I don't know how much more I can hate these communists. It's getting harder and harder to go to the grocery store and mingle with them. Pretty soon there's going to be some nasty shopping cart bashing going on. "That's the package of hamburger that I wanted, you Communist bitch!" It used to be about hogs and dogs and barbed wire fences, but now it's going to be about apples and bacon and stuff!

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (EaQ6/)

190 I think Ward could win this. as far as I know she hasn't even once turned John McCain into a toad. she didn't have to.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (bE7FF)

191 The unhinged Left, why Thorazine was invented.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 11:30 AM (ej95w)

192 "Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens?" Prove to me you need an MRAP. You can also buy most of the older vehicles out of surplus. Just not most weapons.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:31 AM (A7DN1)

193 180 JUST IN: #CajunNavy volunteer tells me they're being "shot at" while trying to rescue stranded people in Houston. -Hoft ... I actually had that thought this morning. Someone is going to lie in wait in a house, ask for help, and steal the boat when it comes.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:31 AM (yL25O)

194 "160 Andrew Sullivan used to be great until his power glutes started thinking for him. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo" I think 9/11 bestowed some temporary sanity on some nutty people which eventually went away. Andrew is one of them.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 11:31 AM (OD2ni)

195 Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2) Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N) pretty soon i wont be able to add to my Lawn Jockey collection.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:31 AM (/H6uR)

196 Crazy eyes?

*points to Debbie Washes Her Schlitz*

Plus crazy hair.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 11:31 AM (ej95w)

197 The unhinged Left, why Thorazine was invented.

---
And Lithium.

And straight jackets!

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 11:31 AM (aT+Bx)

198 They don't have a Clue.
Posted by: db at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM


I've, ah, heard that Colonel Mustard's lead pipe is, ah, all right.

Posted by: The "Librarian"[/i] at August 28, 2017 11:32 AM (ctuyM)

199 I don't know how much more I can hate these communists. It's getting harder and harder to go to the grocery store and mingle with them. Pretty soon there's going to be some nasty shopping cart bashing going on. "Shooting on Aisle 5. Shooting on Aisle 5".

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at August 28, 2017 11:32 AM (T2Zv1)

200 I think Ayers was a bottom. Prarie Glutes - the Politics of Revolutionary Anti-Heterosexuality In My Butt -Bill Ayers

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 28, 2017 11:32 AM (eXSOZ)

201 168 I think somebody should start a tauntine. No way, those things smell terrible. Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (u0s1P) But they do keep you warm until you get the shelter built.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:32 AM (0mRoj)

202 strait*

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:32 AM (bE7FF)

203 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:22 PM (5y11N) I think all marching bands should cease to exist, orchestras too. The South and the Nazis both had marching bands and orchestras.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 11:33 AM (iVOAv)

204 "Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL" I'll just be happy when they stop forcing minorities to play basketball to entertain the 1%ers, in order to attend the institution.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:33 AM (J+eG2)

205 189 I don't know how much more I can hate these communists. It's getting harder and harder to go to the grocery store and mingle with them. Pretty soon there's going to be some nasty shopping cart bashing going on. "That's the package of hamburger that I wanted, you Communist bitch!" It used to be about hogs and dogs and barbed wire fences, but now it's going to be about apples and bacon and stuff! Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/) You have a Newsletter?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:33 AM (/H6uR)

206 "Yeah, like a guy that has several dozen building projects going on at once can't multi-task better than a pothead affirmative action hire."

One of Obama's tells was his constant stream of declarations of various issues and items as being his "top priority".

On Monday, global warming was his "top priority".

On Tuesday, trans-Pacific trade was his "top priority".

On Wednesday, increasing the numbers of girls pursuing STEM careers was his "top priority". And so forth.

There can be only one top priority, by definition. It's an exclusive category. Hence "top". An inability to competently prioritize among contending requirements is a generally observed behavior pattern of weak managers.

Put more succinctly: when everything is a priority, nothing really is a priority.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 11:33 AM (ujwCG)

207 The prefix "Neo". 63/64ths of the assholes that use that term have no earthly idea it means "near".

++++

Neo means new.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 11:34 AM (FUu/Z)

208 "pretty soon i wont be able to add to my Lawn Jockey collection." I still want a Robert E. Lee Lawn Jockey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:34 AM (J+eG2)

209 186 "The University of Marylands marching band will no longer play Maryland, My Maryland, the official state song of Maryland, at school sporting events because of its ties to the Confederacy. " Our Governor will get right on that. Right after he gets done removing offending statues, under cover of darkness. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:26 PM (J+eG2) Wonder if they will stop playing it at the Preakness? Thank G-D there are not to many Albino horses racing? LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N) Horses named "Traveler" will no longer be allowed to compete in the Preakness

Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 11:34 AM (7HtZB)

210 Fire McMasters and re-hire Bannon and/or Gorka to replace him. Meh. Never happen, sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:34 AM (mbhDw)

211 Oooh that's hilarious and idiotic about U of MD and the song. Going to have dinner tonight with two rah-rah Terps, who aren't very political but generally react with "WTF?" to the idiocy pouring over the country from the MSM, Dems, and the previous administration. Will see how delicious they find this continuing wave of mob hysteria and the lynching of history. Safe-harbor language: the aforementioned hysteria isn't happening, can't happen, and furthermore is none of your business if you live more than 10 miles from any particular manifestation thereof. Additionally, just chill. Finally, there is probably some carbon-based lifeform somewhere that can signal its agreement that something it never mentioned until now is "offensive", so yeah we can all see where they're coming from.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 11:34 AM (v9gSJ)

212 I think 9/11 bestowed some temporary sanity on some nutty people which eventually went away. Andrew is one of them. Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (OD2ni) Hard to believe that Andrew Sullivan was once required reading. Harder still to believe that Chris Matthews used to sit-in for Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 11:35 AM (7uYFy)

213 201 168 I think somebody should start a tauntine. No way, those things smell terrible. Posted by: Han Solo at August 28, 2017 04:27 PM (u0s1P) But they do keep you warm until you get the shelter built. Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 04:32 PM (0mRoj) I've got room.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 28, 2017 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

214 Bradley is kind of purddy. I'm lovin' that purple lipstick. Uhhh, miss Chelsea, would it inconvenience you too much to pass me another can of ammo? No, I can't do that right now, I'm busy costing people their lives...

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 11:35 AM (EaQ6/)

215 Well back to writing more about Reaper Cat Six.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 11:35 AM (ej95w)

216 "JUST IN: #CajunNavy volunteer tells me they're being "shot at" while trying to rescue stranded people in Houston.
-Hoft

It's going to get uglier.
Posted by: Under Fire "

Probably stranded  urban hunter-gatherers pissed they can't take their fruit of the labor with them.

Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 11:35 AM (MxEKc)

217 189 "....It used to be about hogs and dogs and barbed wire fences, but now it's going to be about apples and bacon and stuff!" Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/) There is no Kaboom at the G.U.M.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (mbhDw)

218 141: Star Spangled Banner - 1812 The Confederacy - 1861 Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots. Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:20 PM (8XRCm) Facts! Who needs them.

Posted by: THE OUTRAGED MFM at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (hZ+us)

219 Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/) Unless you know them personally how could you tell unless they wear their iAntifada outfits to the store?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (iVOAv)

220 Never has a group gained so much through name calling and insults. Just saw a facebutt argument about defacing Confederate monuments. A monument defender was instructed, "don't talk about things you don't understand". These people won't discuss anything.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (3myMJ)

221 There can be only one top priority, by definition. It's an exclusive category. Hence "top".
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Bottom priority at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (ctuyM)

222 " The South and the Nazis both had marching bands and orchestras." Well, there you have it. The final clue to the puzzle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (J+eG2)

223 Drumpf has violated the commutative property of pardonativity! Impeachment now!

Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (398bZ)

224 I'm fine with this along as she can beat the Dem challenger otherwise find someone else. Posted by: WisRich ________ It will probably be a Dem pickup, but I'm totally willing to risk it to get rid of Flake. Still, Kelli Ward is not Christine O'Donnell, she is an actual medical doctor and has won elections as a state representative. If she does win, she'll be running against Krysten Sinema in the general election, who is an out and proud bisexual and was part of Nader's Green campaign in 2000. But she does win elections and is a worker.

Posted by: Maritime at August 28, 2017 11:36 AM (lKmt3)

225 Salon heard that and said "Here...hold our gluten-free,
organic, craft
beer".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2017 04:21 PM (p+Wdc)


Fixed it for you. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM



Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 11:37 AM (p+Wdc)

226 208 "pretty soon i wont be able to add to my Lawn Jockey collection." I still want a Robert E. Lee Lawn Jockey. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (J+eG2) Ya' think they'll be a market for bobbleheads when the statues are all gone? hey, that would be a fun 'Go Fund Me'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:37 AM (/H6uR)

227 221 There can be only one top priority, by definition. It's an exclusive category. Hence "top". Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2017 04:33 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Bottom priority at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (ctuyM) You will be after the top gets through with you.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:37 AM (0mRoj)

228 What should the new national anthem be? Is there some hip-hop song about the evils of America?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 11:37 AM (/qEW2)

229 154 "Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots. " Is Gathering the correct term? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM (J+eG2) Let's see, gaggle of geese, pod of whales, murder of crows, blunder of idiots... I think it's blunder, a blunder of idiots

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 11:37 AM (tMFgx)

230 180 JUST IN: #CajunNavy volunteer tells me they're being "shot at" while trying to rescue stranded people in Houston. -Hoft Hmmm....Seems unlikely to me.

Posted by: THE OUTRAGED MFM at August 28, 2017 11:38 AM (hZ+us)

231 "Hard to believe that Andrew Sullivan was once required reading. Harder still to believe that Chris Matthews used to sit-in for Rush Limbaugh. Posted by: JoeF." Right. Chris was once a Tim Russert "liberal but fair" type and was very hard on the Clintons during Lewinsky. The 2000 recount drove him insane with hatred and he has never been the same.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 11:38 AM (OD2ni)

232 One last comment -

A Blender of Idiots?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 28, 2017 11:38 AM (ej95w)

233 Y'all do what you want, but at some point I think we're going to have to agree that the old rules of logic no longer apply and stop pretending to be surprised and outraged by the antics of the left. Also, I'm renaming WeaselDog 'General Lee'

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 11:38 AM (Sfs6o)

234 This just in: Jean Lafitte will be helping the Cajun Navy return fire.

Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 11:39 AM (gbWkA)

235 Sometimes I wish Christopher Hitchens were still alive. Though I'm sure he'd have no use for Trump, he'd be in rare form writing about Hillary and her minions still not being over the election. Can you imagine what he'd have written about the crying and carrying on of Hillary's robots on Election Night when they realized she was NEVER GOING TO BE PRESIDENT?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2017 11:39 AM (7uYFy)

236 228 What should the new national anthem be? Is there some hip-hop song about the evils of America? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (/qEW2) Some horrible mash-up of Public Enemy and Woody Guthrie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:39 AM (mbhDw)

237 I'm holding out hope that Trump will tweet out a link to the contestants to the Miss USA pageant in their bikinis from 2014.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 11:39 AM (XFue2)

238 228 What should the new national anthem be? Is there some hip-hop song about the evils of America? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 04:37 PM (/qEW2) Muldoon? You out there?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:39 AM (/H6uR)

239 223 Drumpf has violated the commutative property of pardonativity! Impeachment now! Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (398bZ) Resist you much?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:39 AM (0mRoj)

240 Why don't I seem to see videos of looting and cannibalism in Texas?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 28, 2017 11:40 AM (6Ll1u)

241 Maritime - question that losing Flake's seat would be a "Dem pickup" (just joking, but that's sorta the issue, isn't it?). And this Synema bi chick - worth looking up for pics? I mean, for science?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 11:40 AM (v9gSJ)

242 Go back and read the the charging documents from Mannings Article 39 session. Then come back and tell me how compassionate that traitor asshole was, Jackass Ben. Maybe you can tell the families of men he held ed get killed fucktard. There is a reason he was sentenced to 35 years.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:40 AM (A7DN1)

243 I was in one of the aisles at Trader Joe's ,and asked Mrs VIA if we needed more gluten free aluminum foil. Rather loudly. Across the aisle. She cringed. Then chuckled.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:40 AM (J+eG2)

244 224 Posted by: Maritime at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (lKmt3) I don't think so because this time the Trump factor is in full effect. Plus Arizonans are sick to death of Flake and McStain. I'm not from AZ but this is my perception.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:40 AM (mbhDw)

245 Also, I'm renaming WeaselDog 'General Lee' Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (Sfs6o) He'll have a sword right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:40 AM (/H6uR)

246 "Salon is a gathering of blithering idiots. "

Is Gathering the correct term? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:23 PM


I believe the proper collective noun is "embarrassment".  Kind of the opposite of a pride of lions.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2017 11:41 AM (p+Wdc)

247 What a fucked up question.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:41 AM (5y11N)

248 245 Also, I'm renaming WeaselDog 'General Lee' Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (Sfs6o) He'll have a sword right? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (/H6uR) -------- Hell yes!

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 11:41 AM (Sfs6o)

249 I think everyone should rush out and buy the 1st Confederate National flag and fly it at home.  There are most likely extremely few on the left that will know what it is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 11:41 AM (+Dllb)

250 That was a will you stop beating your wife question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:41 AM (5y11N)

251 250 That was a will you stop beating your wife question Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (5y11N) The appropriate answer is "Never, because she likes it."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:42 AM (mbhDw)

252 And this Synema bi chick - worth looking up for pics? I mean, for science? Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (v9gSJ) No.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 11:42 AM (Tnhbr)

253 It's bizarre to see people whose stock in trade is communication so proud of their ability to misconstrue.

Posted by: moviegique at August 28, 2017 11:42 AM (7zeA4)

254 She cringed. Then chuckled. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:40 PM (J+eG2) Yeah. Thats fun. Heidi has tried to lose me in stores when I'm on a roll.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:42 AM (/H6uR)

255 PDT now going over the list of all the dem pardons Rich

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:42 AM (5y11N)

256 "Also, I'm renaming WeaselDog 'General Lee' " Are you gonna put a Dixie squeaker in his butthole, and film him jumping creeks. In slo-mo?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (J+eG2)

257 Susan Rosenberg- weather underground

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (5y11N)

258 I think the outrage formula goes like this:

Trump does X.... OUTRAGE METER AT 11!!!!

Trump says X... OUTRAGE METER AT 11!!!!

Trump tweets X.... OUTRAGE METER AT 11!!!!

Pretty sure that no matter what this guy does, the MSM, Left, Democrats and RINO go batshit crazy.

Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (aT+Bx)

259 I'd settle for Trump retweeting Jenna Jameson.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (bE7FF)

260 "I still want a Robert E. Lee Lawn Jockey. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (J+eG2)" Heh. The wife and I were walking on the Boardwalk in Ocean City (MD) this weekend and noticed a classic photo place where you can dress up like a historical figure advertising that you can dress up like Robert E. Lee. Very diverse crowd and nobody seemed triggered.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (OD2ni)

261 Right. Chris was once a Tim Russert "liberal but fair" type and was very hard on the Clintons during Lewinsky. The 2000 recount drove him insane with hatred and he has never been the same. Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 04:38 PM (OD2ni) Actually I think Tweety had a crisis of what used to be a conscience over what punishment to inflict on Slick and, after much excessive consumption of alcohol, which never ceased, inebriatedly decided that Congress should have censured him and hasn't wavered from that since.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (y7DUB)

262 Neo means new. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM (FUu/Z) --- SEEEE!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

263 Manning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (5y11N)

264 The Bonnie Blue Flag with the single star?

Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (gbWkA)

265 WTF is this blathering about black carbon?

Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (MxEKc)

266 256 "Also, I'm renaming WeaselDog 'General Lee' " Are you gonna put a Dixie squeaker in his butthole, and film him jumping creeks. In slo-mo? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (J+eG2) Dog flatus that whistles "Dixie."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw)

267 oscor lopez rievera--pR rterrorist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (5y11N)

268 My fantasy: Dick Chrney comes out in overt support of Trump, as only Cheney can do....steely-eyed, gravelly-voice....makes anyone quake in their boots. PLEASE don't tell me that Cheney is part of the deep state. I may have to pick up another 24 hour chip if that werenthe case.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (99Nt9)

269 The prefix "Neo". 63/64ths of the assholes that use that term have no earthly idea it means "near".

++++

Neo means new.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 28, 2017 04:34 PM


**Tweeeeeeeeeet**

Neither definition is found in the 3 pages of definitions at the HordeApproved(tm) Urban Dictionary.

Offsetting penalties. Replay of down.  ** Tweeeeet**

Posted by: Neologism at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (ctuyM)

270 WTF is this blathering about black carbon? Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (MxEKc) shooosh, He's on a roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (5y11N)

271 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 04:43 PM (J+eG2) -------- She put the lip-lock on a neighbor this weekend so now she's a confirmed man eater.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (Sfs6o)

272 249 I think everyone should rush out and buy the 1st Confederate National flag and fly it at home. There are most likely extremely few on the left that will know what it is. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (+Dllb) I regularly hang the First National flag in my picture window. Nobody knows what it is except people who appreciate their history.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (398bZ)

273 The appropriate answer is "Never, because she likes it." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw) Why is there so much spouse abuse? because the never listen. Bada bing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:44 AM (/H6uR)

274 FWIW, I like the label "SubRight". It suits them well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2017 11:45 AM (hcyUh)

275 Um, alexthechick? That was kinda unhinged.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 28, 2017 11:45 AM (HxS2+)

276 Ha!  Trump just gave the blithering idiot with a 2 minute question-lecture a 3 second, 10 word answer.  FYNQ!

Posted by: Ripley at August 28, 2017 11:45 AM (MxEKc)

277 "I'd settle for Trump retweeting Jenna Jameson." Jenna seems smitten with little Ben Shapiro. I guess she likes 'em short.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 28, 2017 11:45 AM (OD2ni)

278 Maybe Yellowstone will pull it's lava-crap together and explode and give us a chance to cleanse the land. Yeah, I admit that 10ft of ash everywhere is not an ideal circumstance, but the teddy-bear hugging rooms will all be full of mummies. I find that strangely comforting, in fact. I'm going to loot their batteries and health-food snacks. Hunting the left-over sjw's will be exhilarating.

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 11:45 AM (EaQ6/)

279 A confoundment of idiots. A vapidity of idiots A babble of idiots

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj)

280 "264 The Bonnie Blue Flag with the single star?" That's another flag that can be displayed with impunity in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 11:46 AM (398bZ)

281 >>>>>The Bonnie Blue Flag with the single star?
.
.
.That was the unofficial one in 1861. 

"Three horizontal stripes of equal height, alternating red and white, with a blue square two-thirds the height of the flag as the canton. Inside the canton are white five-pointed stars of equal size, arranged in a circle and pointing outward."

They all think it is an early US Flag.  I had one for years and that's pretty much what everyone thought it was.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 11:46 AM (+Dllb)

282 267 oscor lopez rievera--pR rterrorist Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (5y11 Did he mention Marc Rich?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:46 AM (mbhDw)

283 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I told them to get lost before I throat punched them. I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:46 AM (A7DN1)

284 Did he mention Marc Rich? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw) First name out of the box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:47 AM (5y11N)

285 I tuned out of Civil War 1.995 beta for two hours and watched Trainspotting 2.0 So stop reading if you don't want a spoiler... Veronika: 'Choose life'. Simon says it sometimes. He says "Choose life, Veronika!" Renton: 'Choose life'. 'Choose life' was a well meaning slogan from a 1980's anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose... designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's fucking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life. Anyway. Being a guy who seldom wipes tears from his eyes... had to wipe a few for T2. But you won't 'get it' unless you're a T1 fanboi.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman [/i] at August 28, 2017 11:47 AM (EgwCt)

286 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I told them to get lost before I throat punched them. I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1) I'm careful what I put on my car since I drive on base but THAT one is on my care

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 11:48 AM (5y11N)

287 283 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I told them to get lost before I throat punched them. I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1) Yeah I'm about answering stupid in-law lib comments with "go fuck yourself'. Its concise.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:48 AM (/H6uR)

288 284 Did he mention Marc Rich? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw) First name out of the box Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 04:47 PM (5y11N) Yes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:48 AM (mbhDw)

289 What'd he say? He said the Sheriff is neo! No, dad darn dang dadblammit!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:48 AM (0mRoj)

290 Oh look... Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:48 AM (J+eG2)

291 219 Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/) Unless you know them personally how could you tell unless they wear their iAntifada outfits to the store? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv) It's their little doe eyes. They need a mob to get it up. Alone, on the produce isle, they give themselves away. Their little soft eyes just don't have the look.

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 11:48 AM (EaQ6/)

292 Btw, as a Terp, it's difficult to put into words just how goddamned outraged I am that "Maryland, My Maryland" will cease to be played by my dogshit alma mater because of another worthless whore school administration.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (y7DUB)

293 283 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I had a Gadsden flag up and a neighbor told me that "Civil War symbolism isn't appropriate." He got a brief history lesson.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (398bZ)

294 240. Cellular data service is down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (fA1SL)

295 I don't think I can watch a joint Press Conference. The American leftist reporters usually know nothing about the country or the leader of the person meeting with Trump, have no interest and get on their stupid hobby horses. So rude to the other foreign leader.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (iVOAv)

296 Ecclesiastes 10:4

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (A7DN1)

297 >>>>Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist.

I told them to get lost before I throat punched them.

I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1)

I'm careful what I put on my car since I drive on base but THAT one is on my care
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.I am in Texas so I can fly anything unless I am going to Austin, Houston or the ghetto of Dallas which surrounds the friggin VA. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (+Dllb)

298 The appropriate answer is "Never, because she likes it." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw) I've always preferred, "As soon as she says her safe word"

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (tMFgx)

299 now she's a confirmed man eater. ----- Whoa-oh here she comes Watch out boys she'll chew you up.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 11:49 AM (8XRCm)

300 I've always preferred, "As soon as she says her safe word" Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (tMFgx)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 28, 2017 11:50 AM (/H6uR)

301 298 The appropriate answer is "Never, because she likes it." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw) I've always preferred, "As soon as she says her safe word" Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (tMFgx) If she has a mattress on her head that means.... Slap me!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 11:50 AM (mbhDw)

302 283 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I told them to get lost before I throat punched them. I'm down dealing with the ignorant on an intelligent level. It's time to meet Neanderthal outbursts with Neanderthal clubbing. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:46 PM (A7DN1) No Step on Snek!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 11:50 AM (0mRoj)

303 299 now she's a confirmed man eater. ----- Whoa-oh here she comes Watch out boys she'll chew you up. Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (8XRCm) -------- She's pretty badass for a ten pound dog!

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2017 11:51 AM (Sfs6o)

304 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I told them to get lost before I throat punched them. Well, if enough of the "right" people say it is then it is. Isn't that how it works?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 11:51 AM (IqV8l)

305 I still want a Robert E. Lee Lawn Jockey. I would like to get one of the huge Trump chickens and stake it down in the backyard peering over the hedge into our liberal neighbors bedroom.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 11:51 AM (mcI77)

306 Oh, Lord, please let this week pass swiftly so that we may once again have cheerleader pictures!

Posted by: goon at August 28, 2017 11:52 AM (EaQ6/)

307 192 "Uh... why can the Police have military gear... but not us Citizens?" Prove to me you need an MRAP. You can also buy most of the older vehicles out of surplus. Just not most weapons. Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:31 PM (A7DN1) "Need" is irrelevant. Especially in terms of 2nd Amend. related issues. In fact, "need" is a commie rhetorical trap. The moment you start explaining why you "need" an MRAP, you are agreeing that there are legitimate limits to the weapons and military equipment that a citizen can own. Then it becomes a question of where the line is drawn, and more importantly WHO DRAW THE LINE. Fuck that. I want my gun show loophole LAW rockets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 11:52 AM (veoSD)

308 So is mattress girl doing porn yet? I mean what career could she have ahead of her. Unpaid MSNBC intern?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:52 AM (39g3+)

309 "283 Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. " Are Naval Ships still flying it on the bow in port for the Jack?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:52 AM (J+eG2)

310 Right. Chris [Matthews] was once a Tim Russert "liberal but fair" type and was very hard on the Clintons during Lewinsky. The 2000 recount drove him insane with hatred and he has never been the same. Posted by: Benji Carver Hmmm... a mashup of Superman and the Hulk: a mild mannered journalist from the Daily Planet investigates a radioactive leak and gets infected. Now every time he sees a conservative he turns into a giant green raging monster called... the Olberman.

Posted by: Stan Lee at August 28, 2017 11:53 AM (/qEW2)

311 Heh http://tinyurl.com/y8cyjwpe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 11:54 AM (39g3+)

312 308 So is mattress girl doing porn yet? I mean what career could she have ahead of her. Unpaid MSNBC intern? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+) I thought she was already doing feminist porn? Or am I thinking of another SJW scrunt?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 11:54 AM (veoSD)

313 297 >>>>Somebody tried to tell me my Gadsden Flag was racist. I told them to get lost before I throat punched them. "I'm careful what I put on my car since I drive on base but THAT one is on my care . . .I am in Texas so I can fly anything unless I am going to Austin, Houston or the ghetto of Dallas which surrounds the friggin VA. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:49 PM (+" Given the military history you should be good to go on that one brother.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:54 AM (A7DN1)

314 I regularly hang the First National flag in my picture window. Nobody knows what it is except people who appreciate their history. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2017 04:44 PM (398bZ) ----- This Confederate flag should have them running around in circles like an Irish Setter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Cherokee_Mounted_Rifles

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 28, 2017 11:54 AM (qJtVm)

315 It was proven last go-around that PD owned MRAP's were costing them millions more in their budgets. No one trained to repair them and maintenance costs were through the roof. It's a clown move to have them.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 11:55 AM (mcI77)

316 311 Heh http://tinyurl.com/y8cyjwpe Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+) Oh, that's delicious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 11:55 AM (veoSD)

317 302- Snek is racist!!

Posted by: SJW kallisto at August 28, 2017 11:57 AM (7l5V0)

318 311 Heh http://tinyurl.com/y8cyjwpe Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 28, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+) and no innocents were injured.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 28, 2017 11:58 AM (mcI77)

319 Somewhere I have a Moultrie Flag. I'm gonna have to dig that one out. Because, South Caroline. So obviously racist :-/

Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 11:59 AM (A7DN1)

320 "Oh, that's delicious." Yeh...sux being him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 11:59 AM (J+eG2)

321 319 Somewhere I have a Moultrie Flag. I'm gonna have to dig that one out. Because, South Caroline. So obviously racist :-/ Posted by: Marcus T at August 28, 2017 04:59 PM (A7DN1) Damn straight.

Posted by: Niki at August 28, 2017 11:59 AM (mcI77)

322 <<<>>> You may be hollering "Don't taze me, bro" to her goon squad security detail. Not that it would be legal, but when has that stopped her? May wanna correct the spelling of the object, seeing as how she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer. . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2017 12:08 PM (r+mGZ)

323 I fly a US Navy Ensign from time to time.

Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 12:10 PM (gbWkA)

324 A Google of idiots.

Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2017 12:11 PM (Ypat3)

325 I also Fly a US Navy Jack

Posted by: Strobe at August 28, 2017 12:13 PM (gbWkA)

326 I think everyone should rush out and buy the 1st Confederate National flag and fly it at home. There are most likely extremely few on the left that will know what it is. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2017 04:41 PM (+Dllb) Thought the same thing earlier today and ordered one to put on the porch at Casa de Zachory

Posted by: Edd Zachary at August 28, 2017 12:32 PM (Rl0Y9)

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2017 12:42 PM (r+mGZ)

328 One thing I've noticed among those opposed to the pardon is retributive justice. The believe Arpaio has done some wrong thing in the past that he got away with so convicting him for this is retribution for past sins. They will not like this principle if it becomes the way we do things from now on legally.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 12:46 PM (zOpu5)

329 They still can't buy a gun. Arpio gets to keep his.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 28, 2017 12:52 PM (shMPn)

330 Is having to deal with "Peak Stupid" for this long an acceptable defense when we start shooting them?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 28, 2017 01:14 PM (UsCnO)

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