October 31, 2005
— LauraW. Iran Cracks Down on Mannequins
A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity." He said 65 mannequins have been impounded so far.
He explained the crack-down on tailors' dummies was part of a larger offensive against anti-social behavior such as vandalism and biker gangs.
Posted by: Maranna at October 31, 2005 03:28 PM (B8PIU)
Posted by: Maranna at October 31, 2005 03:29 PM (B8PIU)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2005 03:48 PM (JEvqf)
Well, the Basiji need something to do.
Iran is so . . . amusing.
Posted by: Muslihoon at October 31, 2005 03:48 PM (Q8UK2)
Posted by: Bart at October 31, 2005 03:54 PM (2tIe2)
Posted by: Monty at October 31, 2005 03:54 PM (djE5R)
Posted by: Jihadgene at October 31, 2005 03:55 PM (WaMe3)
Posted by: Monty at October 31, 2005 03:55 PM (djE5R)
Monty, have you thought of this: What's a biker gang without biker chicks? There ain't no way that there Iranians chicks riding on the back of motorcycles flashing their tits.
Posted by: Bart at October 31, 2005 04:09 PM (pg1H4)
Posted by: Retired Geezer at October 31, 2005 04:13 PM (4dELJ)
Posted by: at October 31, 2005 04:18 PM (kUNrb)
That comment on your site is something else.
Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2005 04:23 PM (6krEN)
Yep, Geezer, that's about how I'd picture an Arab biker.
Posted by: Bart at October 31, 2005 04:29 PM (oEfRZ)
Like pencil erasers. On a cold cold day. In Minnesota. In January.
Posted by: Kevin at October 31, 2005 04:31 PM (j1D6T)
Dave at Garfield Ridge
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at October 31, 2005 04:59 PM (kc9zT)
Iran has "Biker Gangs".
And "Tailors' Dummies" are the root cause of said biker gangs.
Man if only we would have known that back in the 60's. We could have saved a lot young rebels from the syren call of the women's department at Sears.
Posted by: Anty at October 31, 2005 05:11 PM (lEV9g)
Fellas - the Autons are just fiction!
(at least, that's what we evil, imperialistic war mongers WANT them to think
Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at October 31, 2005 05:15 PM (7zoxX)
Ya know .... let's see if anyone is really paying attention to our stupid sh*t? Reading it even. We'll fook with 'em, and they won't even know it, by slipping in a true one.
Next one should be in ..... oh 2182 a.d. I think.
Posted by: Elmo at October 31, 2005 05:21 PM (vXAPo)
I'm gonna have to punch you in the throat for that. Nothing personal.
Posted by: Monty at October 31, 2005 05:40 PM (djE5R)
Sorry, Slublog, but I let shit like that slide and Western Civilzation falls. (Jefferson Starship. Pfft. I'll drive that goddam starship right up Grace Slick's drug-addled ass.)
Posted by: Monty at October 31, 2005 05:49 PM (djE5R)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at November 01, 2005 06:00 AM (9B2q6)
Posted by: apotheosis at November 01, 2005 06:05 AM (KpdET)
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