May 30, 2015

EMT 5/30/15 Soccer is Ridiculous edition... [krakatoa]
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Not saying other sports don't have their problems. But can't think of any other major sport run by a governing body that watched a few Bond flicks and thought SPECTRE was the model to emulate.

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1 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Saturday, May 30, 2015.  On the is day in 1431 in Rouen, France, the 19-year-old Joan of Arc was burned at the stake by a tribunal led by a French Bishop who favored England in the Hundred Years War. She was later cleared of all charges from the "put-up" tribunal and made a Saint.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:02 AM (GpgJl)

2 WH officials are crying wolf over the Patriot Act expiring because the Senate is deadlocked on NSA mass phone spying.  Amazing that something that is supposed to protect the country will expire and not be used while the court order for executive amnesty is being ignored. I have reached the position that the mass phone scans appear to be worthless since they even admit they ever never used them in any case to prevent a terrorist act.


http://fxn.ws/1Fl3tvg

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:03 AM (GpgJl)

3 More details on the multiple DC murder case.


http://fxn.ws/1FfQKZC

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:03 AM (GpgJl)

4 The Feds are waging war on S'mores now.  I'm sure Mooch is involved in this somewhere.  I have some news for Mooch, people are not fat because they eat an occasional S/more, they are fat because they sit on their lard ass all day like me.  Dieting alone has been proven to not be effective in reducing weight.


http://fxn.ws/1AA6qf4

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:03 AM (GpgJl)

5 A SF man has been sentenced to life in prison for operating an internet drug dealing operation. Authorities said 5 people died from overdoses on drugs purchased from his site.


http://fxn.ws/1GasPBP

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:03 AM (GpgJl)

6 A commercial aircraft landing in NYC reported a near miss with a drone at 2700 feet while landing.
 

http://fxn.ws/1QgX5u4

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GpgJl)

7 The death toll in TX flooding has reached 24 and Obama has signed a disaster declaration requested by the TX Gov.


http://fxn.ws/1cp6hz2

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GpgJl)

8 Another one to challenge Scankles:


Former Rhode Island Gov. Lincoln Chafee, once a Republican, then an independent, then a Democrat, plans to announce his candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination next week.


http://fxn.ws/1FT9P8L

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GpgJl)

9 News on the Phoenix draw a muzzie contest outside of the mosque.  The MFM (as well as the local news that I can find) is saying nothing about drawing mohamed. In fact, some are billing it has a clash between the first amendment vs the second amendment which is absolute BS. Nobody is trying to stop these people from practicing their phony religion.  Here is the write up from AP/Fox.


http://fxn.ws/1K0oBwe

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GpgJl)

10 The NE AG is trying to prevent the existing sentences of people on death row from being reversed (as was done in CA following their recall of the death penalty which is why Manson is still wasting our air.)  My view on the death penalty; some people just need killin'.  If you can't get the drugs because of limp DK a-holes, then use a firing squad.


http://fxn.ws/1Fl4Bz2

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GpgJl)

11 I don't remember if I have covered this before or not but in case I didn't here it is.


The IRS is paying some lawyers $1,000/ hour to conduct audits.  What happened to using financial auditors to conduct audits, much cheaper and probably better at it.   And most of all, isn't this the same IRS who is claiming they have no money?  If so, I can sure see why.


http://fxn.ws/1J9A1hZ

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GpgJl)

12 RIP Renaldo Rey at 75 from complications following a stroke.


http://nydn.us/1FGJKbE

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GpgJl)

13 Rand Paul says he will tie up the Senate in the bid to reauthorize spying in the Patriot Act.  This link has some more details on the issues.  Personally I am against the bulk collection of phone data which has been proven to be ineffective.  However, I don't think we should lose the ability to target roving phone users.  IOW a warrant for a wire tap should apply to a person rather than which phone he is using at any given time.  In today's throwaway cell phone world it is too easy to get multiple phones for use once and throw away.


http://bloom.bg/1SIbNyl

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GpgJl)

14 Denver teacher's aide found passed out in school bathroom with a syringe in her arm by three first grade students.  Wonderful.  Should we be doing random drug testing for school employees now?


http://cbsloc.al/1Rw26S8
 

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GpgJl)

15 There is an attraction making the fair circuit this year that involves jumping off a 40 foot tower onto an airbag.  This is a "here, hold my beer and watch this" stunt.  Don't do it.  It has consequences.


http://bit.ly/1AA8TpF

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GpgJl)

16 Obama has dropped Cuba from the terrorism list.


http://reut.rs/1FJW1fp

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:06 AM (GpgJl)

17 Baltimore paper comes out in favor of their favorite son candidate O'Malley over Scankles.  They cite constant media scrutiny of Scankles proving how stupid and biased they really are.


http://bsun.md/1K0rgpJ

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:06 AM (GpgJl)

18 A lot of Morons don't believe me when I say Scankles will not get the nod.  Well, here is more evidence; NBC is turning on her now.  This has the earmarks of a soon to be avalanche.  All I can say is we will see down the road.


http://cnb.cx/1FIn0YL

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:06 AM (GpgJl)

19 Another sign of the depression?  A young NYC investment banker jumped to his death from his luxury apartment in lower Manhattan Thursday.   Ghoul tourists just had to snap pictures from a tour bus.


http://bit.ly/1LRNxVb

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:06 AM (GpgJl)

20 At least one Syrian Christian is playing tit for tat with the ISIS scum.  He has beheaded an ISIS fighter he captured.


http://yhoo.it/1cp9GhA

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GpgJl)

21 It appears that the FBI is flying low level secret surveillance flights over several US cities.  This may be good, it may be bad.  We don't know because they are "secret".  In the past I would not have thought much about this and would have assumed they were tracking or monitoring "bad things".  Those days are long gone now.  I have very little trust in the feds anymore since this lawless administration entered office.


http://strib.mn/1GIuFbN

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GpgJl)

22 Thanks to the Mayor and States Attorney Baltimore police are more afraid of going to jail than they are of being shot by thugs.  I hope all of them have resumes out to other cities who have saner leadership.


http://bit.ly/1LP62dz

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GpgJl)

23 Afghan Interpreter Is Murdered By Taliban After Waiting For 4 Years For Promised U.S. Visa For His Service


He should have changed his name to a Hispanic one, got some money from his US buddies, flew to South America, and then applied for asylum.


http://bit.ly/1FfXtTm

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GpgJl)

24 Pelosi: Clintons will have to answer for their foundation.  What, no defense?  Could this be the first of the Dem leadership throwing her under the bus?


http://bit.ly/1SIdWdm

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:08 AM (GpgJl)

25 Faculty at colleges now are getting hammered by the BS in Title IX.  A bad law now becoming even worse.  I have no sympathy for them.  They are hyper liberals and liberals are the ones who pushed this shit on the nation.  When will someone in the press ask them how they like their shit sandwich now?


http://bit.ly/1Fl6EmB

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:08 AM (GpgJl)

26 Christian preacher in England arrested for a false "homophobia" charge.  This is what is coming to the US even though the Supremes have already thrown out so-called hate speech laws.  The Gaystapo is actively working to get the same thing here.


http://bit.ly/1eDQSge

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:08 AM (GpgJl)

27 Is NY Moonbats or Us?


On May 29, Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) introduced legislation requiring all would-be gun owners to purchase liability insurance before being allowed to purchase a firearm.


If caught without liability insurance, gun owners would face a fine of $10,000.




Do you have insurance for your mouth Scrunt?  Can I sue you for attempted civil rights violations and false swearing in your oath of office?


http://bit.ly/1Kuxe0a

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:08 AM (GpgJl)

28 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1eFTGtk

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:09 AM (GpgJl)

29 IBD looks at the litany of Obama excuses for his shitty economy, which I call a depression.


http://bit.ly/1JedRcY

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:09 AM (GpgJl)

30 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1HBW8rL


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:09 AM (GpgJl)

31 Wake up Corgis, coffee is ready.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:20 AM (GpgJl)

32 Thanks Vic, have a great weekend. How's the weather down there?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:24 AM (ucDmr)

33 FIFA is what happens when a sport is run like the UN.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 30, 2015 01:25 AM (i7JE3)

34 32 Thanks Vic, have a great weekend. How's the weather down there?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:24 AM (ucDmr)


Looks like a little overcast right now.  Supposed to be nice though today with a high near 90F.  We are about into meteorological summer now so hot weather will be here for a while.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:28 AM (GpgJl)

35 50 here and rain for today here. Might as well be a Canuck.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:29 AM (ucDmr)

36 35 50 here and rain for today here. Might as well be a Canuck.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:29 AM (ucDmr)


What State?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:31 AM (GpgJl)

37 36: WI. Never had one day above 90 last summer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:32 AM (ucDmr)

38 That Phoenix thing was taken over by meatspace trolls and outside agitators to spark a riot and create an excuse for limits to free speech. The original 'draw a cartoon' people were threatened (or manipulated by media talent) into claiming they would be armed. Then some other outside group was bussed in to protest the 'hate speech' from the 'anti-Islam' group. The media aired a very sweet and peaceful statement from a representative of the mosque making those who worship at the mosque to be innocent victims of the anti-Islam hate group. It was the loving supporters of the followers of the prophet who were trying to start a riot when the police intervened to separate the two groups. It was a setup, organized by the same people who organized Ferguson, Baltimore, and Cleveland. This is how the liberals are going to shut down, shout down and public dissent that doesn't advance the leftist agenda. If we fall for it, and limits to free speech are enacted, it will be the liberals who get to exercise their free speech rights to protest while everyone else will be labeled hate groups and shut down, arrested, and jailed.

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 01:32 AM (qrn54)

39 If you can't get the drugs because of limp DK a-holes, then use a firing squad. Airtight room, leaking canister of nitrogen. Prisoner goes to sleep peacefully, never wakes up. It's easily obtained, safe to work with, lethal, no cruelty involved.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 01:33 AM (xQX/f)

40 37 36: WI. Never had one day above 90 last summer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:32 AM (ucDmr)


We used to have at least a week hitting into the 100s every summer.  But not anymore.  We have an impending ice age.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:34 AM (GpgJl)

41 Yay, soccer! Is this the Red Bulls' year?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 30, 2015 01:36 AM (R2+ZL)

42 38  Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 06:32 AM (qrn54)


As i said a lot of the media outlets branded it as a 1st amendment vs 2nd.  The muzzies are the new protected class now along with the gay community.  Blacks are back to the back of the bus now.


Of course white males have been under the bus now for 50 years.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:36 AM (GpgJl)

43 40: Agreed. Summers get shorter every year here. Totally ignored by the harping seals that is the media here. They think we are all doomed to fry. Idiots, the lot of them. Weather Channel wannabes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:37 AM (ucDmr)

44 39  Airtight room, leaking canister of nitrogen. Prisoner goes to sleep peacefully, never wakes up.

It's easily obtained, safe to work with, lethal, no cruelty involved.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:33 AM (xQX/f)


Maybe if you used CO.  But asphyxiation from N2 or CO2 is not a good way to go. 

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:38 AM (GpgJl)

45 43  Weather Channel wannabes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:37 AM (ucDmr)


I had always preferred Weather Underground because they were neutral on the AGW scam and generally more accurate than TWC.  Unfortunately they got bought out by the WTC, . 

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:40 AM (GpgJl)

46 Vic - From Wiki Nitrogen gas has become the inert gas of choice for inert gas asphyxiation, and is under consideration as a replacement for lethal injection in Oklahoma.[46] Nitrogen is promoted by euthanasia advocate Philip Nitschke to end life in a "peaceful, reliable [and] totally legal" manner.[47]

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 01:41 AM (xQX/f)

47 46  Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:41 AM (xQX/f)


He is mistaken.  N2 doesn't put you to sleep.  If you are placed in a N2 atmosphere you will breath harder and harder until you become brain dead from lack of O2.  Usually takes about 5 min.  I worked with a lot of N2 in inert applications.  Carbon Monoxide will put you to sleep though first and kill you just as fast.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:44 AM (GpgJl)

48 45: When did that happen? They used to be the best.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:44 AM (ucDmr)

49 DAY 935 528 to go (601 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:46 AM (St6BJ)

50 Good morning, fellow rape-shifters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:46 AM (St6BJ)

51 But don't get me wrong, in the case of executing people who have been given the death penalty due to "special circumstances" I really don't give a shit if they had to suffer for 5 min.  But it would just provide ammo for the anti-death penalty fanatics.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:46 AM (GpgJl)

52 About to get spanked again here in DFW. I still say the Beast gets the nod. The Pathetic Left will do anything to win. They already support one criminal in the White House, what's one more?

Posted by: Blano at May 30, 2015 01:47 AM (NHQQx)

53 48 45: When did that happen? They used to be the best.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 06:44 AM (ucDmr)


A couple of years ago.  They are still better than TWC and I still use them on the internet but I figure it will not be long before they just get absorbed and go away.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:48 AM (GpgJl)

54 51 But don't get me wrong, in the case of executing people who have been given the death penalty due to "special circumstances" I really don't give a shit if they had to suffer for 5 min. But it would just provide ammo for the anti-death penalty fanatics. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:46 AM (GpgJl) Tell them that opposing the death penalty is an insult to Islam. Then get out your rusty hacksaws.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:48 AM (St6BJ)

55 Mornin horde, starting the day off with a beer and a nap. We are entering another ice age. Don't know how well my tomatoes are going to do this year, we have had nothing but rain and cool weather until this weekend. Geez, it's almost June.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 01:49 AM (kCq6U)

56 52  I still say the Beast gets the nod. The Pathetic Left will do anything to win. They already support one criminal in the White House, what's one more?

Posted by: Blano at May 30, 2015 06:47 AM (NHQQx)


The Democrat leadership hates her ass.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:49 AM (GpgJl)

57 I think that that's the way to beat the left in debates. Islam trumps liberalism. Pull out your hand Mohammed card and watch 'em weep.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:49 AM (St6BJ)

58 52: Does not matter who gets elected. The die is cast. We are all fooked. Totally. The house and senate have R majorities, has anything changed? They all hate us.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:51 AM (ucDmr)

59 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:44 AM (GpgJl) Auto-erotic asphyxiation. When the brain is deprived of oxygen pleasure ensues. The lungs work normally but are unaware there is no oxygen in what they are breathing. Remember a couple of airplanes when something went wrong with ventilation system and air was too rare? No distress, no mayday calls. They simply went to sleep. Golfers plane iirc.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 01:51 AM (xQX/f)

60 Michael Ramirez is always on target. I can't imagine Obama is much of a fan. Heh.

As far as Cankles the Conqueror goes....I believe the MSM will eventually rally around her as the presumptive Democrat presidential candidate. Right now, the various news outlets are all over the map. Some praise her, some condemn, some question, and some ignore. But soon, they will all come together under her flag, and will all use the same talking points, even the exact same words to praise the Pantsuit Prima Donna, and attack her opponents.

Who else remembers the word 'Gravitas' from a couple elections ago? You couldn't turn the tv on without seeing some talking head using that word. Following the election, it hasn't been used by the MSM since.

We all know it's Chillary's "turn", and the objective press will eventually turn on all her opponents, both left, and right.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 30, 2015 01:52 AM (0IhFx)

61 56 The Democrat leadership hates her ass. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:49 AM (GpgJl) The cynic in me says no matter who gets the nod, the Democrats will come out in force and pull the lever. The drones are too stupid/dependent on the Leviathan's teat and the ideologues want to keep driving us to crematoria. It crystallized in a way with the comments from the creator of "The Wire." He wrote this whole piece blasting the Democrat machine in Baltimore and in Maryland, specifically O'Malley. Yet he still stated unequivocally that he'd vote for the guy if he was the nominee. You have to be insane. There can be no other explanation for that attitude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:54 AM (St6BJ)

62 Here it is: On October 25, 1999, a chartered Learjet 35 was scheduled to fly from Orlando, Florida, to Dallas, Texas. Early in the flight, the aircraft, which was cruising at altitude on autopilot, quickly lost cabin pressure and all on board were incapacitated due to hypoxia — a lack of oxygen. The aircraft failed to make the westward turn toward Dallas over north Florida and continued on its northwestern course, flying over the southern and midwestern United States for almost four hours and 1,500 miles (2,400 km). The plane ran out of fuel over South Dakota and crashed into a field near Aberdeen after an uncontrolled descent.[1] The four passengers on board were golf star Payne Stewart, his agents, Van Ardan and Robert Fraley, and Bruce Borland, a highly regarded golf architect with the Jack Nicklaus golf course design company.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 01:54 AM (xQX/f)

63 Leftism - it's a cult.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 01:55 AM (BAvei)

64 63 Leftism - it's a cult. Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 06:55 AM (BAvei) (**Substitutes "T" for the "L"**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:56 AM (St6BJ)

65 (**Substitutes "T" for the "L"**) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ) N! Dammit N! Not awake. Fucking birthday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:56 AM (St6BJ)

66 59  Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:51 AM (xQX/f)


What happens when you have no air circulation from outside in a sealed room you are breathing into?  You exhale CO2 among other contaminates in the atmosphere.  Maybe that will put you to sleep, but N2 will not.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 01:57 AM (GpgJl)

67 The Democrat leadership hates her ass.  Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:49 AM

Yes, Vic, but O'Malley? Joltin' Joe Biden? What other Proven Leader do they have? Lieawatha really doesn't have the organization or recognition yet, and AFAIK she's the only other remotely female candidate they have. The fringe loves them some Bernie Sanders, but I don't think he'll play well in most states.

Granted, anyone can run -- the Republicans are proving that -- and get some media attention and money, but Hitlery is still way ahead when it comes to checking all the boxes on the liberals' wish list.

And I'm still not entirely sure that Choom Boy will actually hand over power in January 2017. He could just as well join Dr. Castro in the President-For-Life game, and his adoring toe-suckers would be right there for him.

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at May 30, 2015 01:57 AM (P8YHq)

68 Since the first week of May, a sheriff's deputy stationed inside Dallas' DFW Gun Range has had a unique assignment: confiscate and catalog guns given up by domestic violence offenders. It's the first time in Texas that government is teaming up with a private gun range to collect firearms from convicted abusers in Dallas County and advocates hope it's an approach that can serve as a role model nationwide. http://tinyurl.com/ofekqz9 If you are thinking this through, domestic violence will eventually include getting into an argument with your spouse where you raise your voice or kick the chair. Like that Title IX story above. People who shout at their spouse can't be trusted with firearms because if you lose your temper over something as simple as taking out the garbage, well, you are obviously a violent person. Who is the aggressor, and who is the victim is determined by who first gets a lawyer and a restraining order.

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 01:58 AM (qrn54)

69 It would be interesting to see what would happen if any of the repuke Candidates would start treating the media like shillary does.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 01:58 AM (U7H1n)

70 Forget the gas. 60 milli equivalent or higher of Potassium is instantaneous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 01:58 AM (St6BJ)

71 Good morning Horde! What's the plan for the weekend?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 01:59 AM (gOixe)

72 69: THIS.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 01:59 AM (ucDmr)

73 I think perhaps the Justice Department, IRS and other agencies have figured out that law abiding people are generally easier to manipulate and intimidate than those pesky criminals.

Posted by: Larch at May 30, 2015 02:00 AM (NeFrd)

74 67 And I'm still not entirely sure that Choom Boy will actually hand over power in January 2017. He could just as well join Dr. Castro in the President-For-Life game, and his adoring toe-suckers would be right there for him. Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2015 06:57 AM (P8YHq) Only a few short years ago, I would have told the men in white coats to drop the net on you. Even worse, my brother said back in '09 that SCOAMF would bring nuclear war on our heads. I told him to calm down. Fucking guy is prescient. I fear maybe you too. AND. . . Good morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:00 AM (St6BJ)

75 71 Good morning Horde! What's the plan for the weekend? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 06:59 AM (gOixe) Homemade coconut cake and a fork!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:01 AM (St6BJ)

76 Off sock

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 02:01 AM (NeFrd)

77 Maybe that will put you to sleep, but N2 will not. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl) It's the lack of oxygen in the air that puts one to sleep, there's nothing about the nitrogen that's special. It's just really good at displacing oxygen quickly. Also cheap and abundant and we breath it ever day.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 02:01 AM (xQX/f)

78 61  The cynic in me says no matter who gets the nod, the Democrats will come out in force and pull the lever. The drones are too stupid/dependent on the Leviathan's teat and the ideologues want to keep driving us to crematoria.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 06:54 AM (St6BJ)


I don't think so.  The hardcore will turnout, but the borderlines and so-called independents will waver and they will have a low turnout.  That is what happened to Al Bore.  Scankles is even worse than him.


But it will still be up to the shitty RNCe to field a less hated "electable moderate".   Those who can field the worst candidate elections are nail biters which will boil down to whether or not the Dems can have a lot of vote fraud in close States. .



Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 02:01 AM (GpgJl)

79 73 I think perhaps the Justice Department, IRS and other agencies have figured out that law abiding people are generally easier to manipulate and intimidate than those pesky criminals. Posted by: Larch at May 30, 2015 07:00 AM (NeFrd) Those pesky criminals will become the cadres of the National Police Force.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:02 AM (St6BJ)

80 71: Too early to start drinkin?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:02 AM (ucDmr)

81 Maybe we will get lucky and D.C. will succeed from the Union. Then prince sandtrap can keep it for life.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 02:03 AM (U7H1n)

82 I say that soccer needs to be modified. They shouldn't be able to touch the ball with their hands OR their feet.

Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 02:04 AM (IVk55)

83 80, nope, join me, there is more beer in the fridge.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:04 AM (kCq6U)

84 Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:54 AM I thought The crash was caused by a leak between the cabin and the baggage compartment

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 02:05 AM (gOixe)

85 83: Sounds good, I'm there my friend.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:05 AM (ucDmr)

86 78 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl) That's why my "nicely sweet" side (as opposed to "crunchy wheat") thinks that if we defeat the GOP-e shill candidates and have someone who is even approaching a level of constitutional conservatism, the base will at last be unleashed and we will have a mandate victory. BUT the hard part is defeating our former party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:05 AM (St6BJ)

87 Maybe we will get lucky and D.C. will succeed from the Union. ---- "Secede."

Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 02:05 AM (IVk55)

88 87 Maybe we will get lucky and D.C. will succeed from the Union. ---- "Secede." Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 07:05 AM (IVk55) They've "succeeded." For 100 years now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:07 AM (St6BJ)

89 ""Secede."

Tut Mir leid. Englisch vor Kaffee.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 02:07 AM (U7H1n)

90 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:00 AM

Mawnin' (as we say in MA), J.J.

There is nothing I'd like more -- well, maybe a few things, but that's irrelevant -- than to be proven wrong about this nutball idea of the Mocha Messiah deciding to squat in the White House indefinitely.

Of course I'm sure there were a few people who thought Robert Mugabe was just a nice Servant of the People who would step aside quietly. Same for Uncle Joe Stalin.

Posted by: MrScribbler[/i] at May 30, 2015 02:07 AM (P8YHq)

91 @78 If the contest is between Jeb and Hillary the Donks will come out in droves and the GOP base will revolt and Hillary will win in a landslide. And quite frankly I think we've crossed the event horizon and no matter if a Cruz/Walker were elected that anything can be done to reverse the trajectory we're on.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2015 02:08 AM (kGXRK)

92 I have serious doubts JEF is leaving office. Jerrett the ferret isn't going to want to let go. Soros has the money for all sorts of manipulation. *removes tin foil hat*

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:08 AM (kCq6U)

93 Now I know why most Russians were half shitfaced most of the time. We are living their nightmare right now. Now most of them have less shit to deal with than we do. We are more commie than the commies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:08 AM (ucDmr)

94 Maybe we will get lucky and D.C. will succeed from the Union. ---- "Secede." ------ ------ Recede

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 02:09 AM (exJTj)

95 Another example one or two of us may be slightly familiar with. Alcohol displaces oxygen in the bloodstream. Is it a pleasurable sensation? Alcohol and the Brain When the brain does not get enough oxygen, either caused by blood smudging or desaturation, it can cause a drinker to pass out or black out. This typically occurs in severe cases of oxygen deprivation to the body, caused by a high quantity of alcohol in the bloodstream.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 02:09 AM (xQX/f)

96 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 07:01 AM Winning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 30, 2015 02:10 AM (gOixe)

97 Luap Nor's last brain cell: If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.

Posted by: RKae at May 30, 2015 02:10 AM (IVk55)

98 Ok my English before coffee is not good.

Ich sage es auf Deutsch.

Vielleict D.C. vom uns abzuspalten. prinz sandbunker kann behalten.

Besser.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 02:12 AM (U7H1n)

99 TFG will absolutely look to delay or suspend 2016 elections if he can get away with it.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 02:14 AM (km3xQ)

100 US Senator John McCain says the US should sell arms to Vietnam http://tinyurl.com/nvjk24r

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 02:14 AM (qrn54)

101 No wonder I drink so much. 'A Republic, if you can keep it.'

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:15 AM (kCq6U)

102 99: Agree. "The voters will act stupidly". This shit will never end. It was a good run while it lasted.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:16 AM (ucDmr)

103 Alcohol displaces oxygen in the bloodstream. *** Say what?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 02:17 AM (NeFrd)

104 It is way too early in the morning to think much less spell. I will proceed to have some more coffee. Maybe that will help.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 02:17 AM (U7H1n)

105 Here's another potential problem with execution by inert atmosphere, it is damn hard to get a sealed compartment completely inert or even up to 95%.  I used to purge generators with N2 in preparation for purging them with H2 for final fill.  It would take a full day to purge these things using 2000# N2 bottles (and took a lot of them).


Firing squad is immediate.  Carbon Monoxide is toxic and doesn't require a high concentration and supposedly takes very little time.  And another thing since we are talking about gasses, what happened to the old style gas chamber executions using the bag of cyanide pellets?

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 02:18 AM (GpgJl)

106 Yes John, your arms dealing has worked so well thus far. You fvcking idiot.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:18 AM (kCq6U)

107 90 Posted by: MrScribbler at May 30, 2015 07:07 AM (P8YHq) We are in a perilous state and all sorts of shit can happen between now and January of 2017, from abroad and home. And with no opposition party and a justice apparatus with its guns trained on We The People, all bets are off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:19 AM (St6BJ)

108 99 TFG will absolutely look to delay or suspend 2016 elections if he can get away with it.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 07:14 AM (km3xQ)



Rioting in the cities  so elections must be postponed.  Easy peasy for the JEF.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 30, 2015 02:20 AM (BLFGI)

109 "Yes John, your arms dealing has worked so well thus far."

Give Jaunny Boi some time. His next step is to start selling arms to holders paid rioters.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 02:20 AM (U7H1n)

110 And with no opposition party and a justice apparatus with its guns trained on We The People, all bets are off. ^^This. And they wonder why we stock up.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:21 AM (kCq6U)

111 Prezzy McDivot has really expanded the English language of this country. Corpse man, stupidly, and all the other dumb shit he spewed. Smartest man in the room. The room must be full of dumb asses.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:23 AM (ucDmr)

112 "President McCain!! The California Highway Patrol is having a very hard time stopping all these new cars that can go in excess of 200mph!! What should we do?

"Mr. Secretary, we need to arm the Police with Tow Missiles"

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 30, 2015 02:23 AM (U7H1n)

113 Did anyone see the wookies new food trucks that are giving food away this summer for the poor chillins who have no food? Yea, more free shit.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:25 AM (kCq6U)

114 "10 The NE AG is trying to prevent the existing sentences of people on death row from being reversed (as was done in CA following their recall of the death penalty which is why Manson is still wasting our air.) My view on the death penalty; some people just need killin'. If you can't get the drugs because of limp DK a-holes, then use a firing squad.


http://fxn.ws/1Fl4Bz2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:04 AM (GpgJl)"



Oklahoma has the right idea of using nitrogen which causes the condemned individual to just pass out and then die from lack of oxygen.



Although I do like the suggestion from one of the Morons that using liquid oxygen would be way more entertaining.  Freeze them solid and then tap them with a hammer.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 02:25 AM (QHgTq)

115 113: Do you get a free Bamaphoe with each giveaway?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:26 AM (ucDmr)

116 Krauthammer on the Hugh Hewitt radio show as reported by Real Clear Politics http://tinyurl.com/njo68b3 "...ISIS had not once taken a city or a town from the Assad government. Every place it has taken over was swallowing up territory from anti-Assad insurgents, some religious, some jihadist, some secular, some sort of pro-Western, you would say." "It took over in the areas of Syria where there was no government presence. " and he takes a swing at Rand Paul.

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 02:27 AM (qrn54)

117 It is getting into the time of year when I have a hard time keeping my temperature detectors out of direct sun.  In the mornings I have them on the North side, after 2 pm I shift them to the East side.  The Sun is now hitting the North side at 7:30 in the morning and although it will be shade again in an hour or so, when it nears noon it will be back to Sun on every side.


I am going to have to build me a miniature gazebo with retractable shades so I can shift the shade and also protect them from rain, which is another problem

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 02:28 AM (GpgJl)

118 115 I had forgotten how obnoxious that woman was until I heard the clip again the other day. *head desk*

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:29 AM (kCq6U)

119 Morning Morons.  Son and wife to pick up puppy this morning. They drove four hours to come get her.



Can't wait to see her.  Boykin Spaniel.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 02:29 AM (0FSuD)

120 So Obama has negotiated the release of Mohamed Soltan from Egypt. He was imprisoned there as the son of one of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Wa Po wrote a lovely little piece about his sister's heroism in pursuit of his freedom. Their father was "conservative" and "right wingers" accused him of terrorist sympathies.

Puke.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 30, 2015 02:30 AM (i7JE3)

121 Ah, coffee. Oh, and it's the nicest AM in the Houston area since the mouse family (that's us) moved here... Which has been two weeks now.

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 30, 2015 02:30 AM (C9pBZ)

122 118: Same here. I think it was Hannity.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:31 AM (ucDmr)

123 And another thing since we are talking about gasses, what happened to the old style gas chamber executions using the bag of cyanide pellets? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl) I think some liberal went crying to the media about it being inhumane, the prisoner struggled, gasped for breath or something. As to purging the room, it doesn't have to be 100%. I've read of a leaking container of nitrogen in a garage killing a family. I just want to offer a simple humane method of killing people who need killing. I'm looking at you, Mumia.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 02:31 AM (xQX/f)

124 113 Did anyone see the wookies new food trucks that are giving food away this summer for the poor chillins who have no food?

Yea, more free shit.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:25 AM (kCq6U)


I saw it but that practice has been going for a few years now, just not using the old roach coaches.  I guess they want to move it into the ghetto now because parents are too lazy or too drugged up to see that their kids get to the school for free breakfasts and lunches.   I say if we are going to do that we need to eliminate EBT cards which have become nothing more than another fraud vehicle.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 02:32 AM (GpgJl)

125 119: Nip, puppies rule.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:32 AM (ucDmr)

126 How is Ricardo K btw? He had to evaciate due to flooding the other day, right?

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 02:33 AM (zyPAR)

127 no matter if a Cruz/Walker were elected

I think the GOP itself will move heaven and earth to make sure that doesn't happen.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 30, 2015 02:33 AM (oVJmc)

128 I just don't see any will or way out of this mess. we seem to be outnumbered by the millions.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:34 AM (kCq6U)

129 I have serious doubts JEF is leaving office. Jerrett the ferret isn't going to want to let go. Soros has the money for all sorts of manipulation. *removes tin foil hat* Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 07:08 AM (kCq6U) For 8 years, I had to listen to SoCal leftists caterwaul about how W was going to suspend elections and stay in the White House, ruling by decree. Fen's Law. And yes, I also have tin-foil hats. A whole closet full, arranged by thickness, skull coverage and antenna height. Surely you don't just slap one on in the morning? Effectiveness against mind control rays is made more efficient by judicious consideration of the radiological conditions of the day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2015 02:36 AM (ynQIy)

130 "I just want to offer a simple humane method of killing people who need killing. " Only in the US, only in these times, only now do we worry about a humane method of killing someone. http://tinyurl.com/orp6255

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 02:36 AM (qrn54)

131 Wifey is up, time for shower and morning chores.  BBL

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 02:36 AM (GpgJl)

132 To recap;

Obama Admin. to Americans in Yemen crisis = find your own way out. Contact another country's embassy.

To Muslim Brotherhood  dual citizen rounded up in Egypt- we will work tirelessly to free you and bring you home to the nation you have dubious loyalty to.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 30, 2015 02:38 AM (i7JE3)

133 Doesn't have to be complete purge 6 to 8% oxygen in the air: 8 minutes, 100% fatalities; 6 minutes, 50% fatalities; 4–5 minutes, recovery expected <6% oxygen in the air: Coma in 40 seconds, convulsions, breathing stops, death

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 02:41 AM (xQX/f)

134 Yo, y'all. It's supposed to rain in a couple hours, which means the grass isn't getting mowed yet again. That's not a big deal. But the Red River is getting rained on here, there and over there too. That's a big deal. It's already starting to flood at Shreveport. We saw it yesterday. A little more, which is predicted for the coming week, and there will be quite a bit of flooding. Video here of what we saw. I think I could have done a better news report, but oh well. http://tinyurl.com/o7gvlrx With the predicted crest, I'm not worried about the house and should be able to drive where I need to go. But just for fun, I think we'll re-make our Go Bags and restock the car supplies. They are not as ready as they should be.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2015 02:42 AM (0xTsz)

135 New method for execution: Force people to climb Mt. Everest. Naked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:42 AM (St6BJ)

136 131 Wifey is up, time for shower and morning chores. BBL Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:36 AM (GpgJl) Remember to save water and shower together!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:43 AM (St6BJ)

137 >>And yes, I also have tin-foil hats. And you haven't noticed the bugs in them or the rays coming directly from them? I mean, would you notice if there were any. Which there aren't. Not that I would know. I'm just Bob, the friendly neighborhood Moron.

Posted by: NSA, Foil Division at May 30, 2015 02:45 AM (0xTsz)

138 New method for execution: Cage match to the death: criminal v. politician.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:46 AM (kCq6U)

139 129 Leftists are always projecting their own impulses on others. Diff is W was an American while TFG grew up wanting to be just like Suharto.

Posted by: @votermom at May 30, 2015 02:46 AM (rYuiw)

140 Oops, off silly sock. Don't know how that got there.

Posted by: Bob: Supervisor, NSA, Foil Division at May 30, 2015 02:47 AM (0xTsz)

141 I've already been weaning myself off the news for a few days, it's all shitty anyway, but today I'm headed to the beach and the news blackout will be complete. Lib F-I-L and B-I-L will be in attendance, so one of them might bring something up, in which case I'll be forced to re-engage with the idiot world, but my intention is to disappear into a week of current event blankness. Hello, Atlantic Ocean, goodbye Earth.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 30, 2015 02:47 AM (2cS/G)

142 Whoa! Must have been...one of the kids, yeah, that's it. And stop looking at me like that. *activates something that totes isn't mind control* That's better.

Posted by: Bob, just Bob, really at May 30, 2015 02:48 AM (0xTsz)

143 How about execution like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 02:49 AM (St6BJ)

144 138, may have to rethink that one. They seem to be one and the same.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:49 AM (kCq6U)

145 141: Have fun at the beach or wherever, Just tune the idiots out. It's easy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:49 AM (ucDmr)

146 Only in the US, only in these times, only now do we worry about a humane method of killing someone. I don't personally care. People who need killing should be killed. I'm just offering an alternative so the libs stfu and let the cop killers like Mumia feed worms instead of still being a pain in the ass.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at May 30, 2015 02:51 AM (xQX/f)

147 Three more shootings overnight, with one of them dead. Could be a record month. We're #1...We're #1!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2015 02:51 AM (VPLuQ)

148 125 119: Nip, puppies rule.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 07:32 AM (ucDmr)


True dat.  Sort of wish we were getting one, BUT I am a little too old to start training one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 02:52 AM (0FSuD)

149 Baltimore or Detroit?

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:53 AM (kCq6U)

150 Baltimore

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2015 02:54 AM (VPLuQ)

151 It's almost as if FIFA is run by republicans!

Posted by: Rand Paul at May 30, 2015 02:54 AM (rbnYN)

152 My sympathies and prayers. Never thought I'd see hell in a hand basket.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:55 AM (kCq6U)

153 148: Me too. There are some breeds that train better than others, my daughter has one that trained in about a week.He's a good pooch.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 02:55 AM (ucDmr)

154 "Maybe if you used CO. But asphyxiation from N2 or CO2 is not a good way to go.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:38 AM (GpgJl)"



CO2 and N2 do not work the same.  CO2 triggers the breathing reflex and a CO2 atmosphere causes gasping and frantic panic before someone passes out. 



I still prefer the liquid nitrogen method, though.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 02:55 AM (QHgTq)

155 Thanks, Chavez, I'm sure I'll manage to have fun. If things get annoying, I've got headphones, a fishing pole, books, I can escape somewhere.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 30, 2015 02:56 AM (2cS/G)

156 Go count silver dimes with your dad, Rand.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 02:56 AM (kCq6U)

157 AFAIK, you raise the N2 levels by something like 3 points and you pass out in a matter of hours.  Death eventually follows.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 30, 2015 02:59 AM (Q819Q)

158 It'd be ironic if the anti-death penalty people were PRO- 'assisted suicide.'

No, wait, not ironic, expected.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 30, 2015 03:00 AM (oVJmc)

159 Also, I remember hearing some time ago that CO poisoning gives you a pretty good headache.  On the upside it doesn't last very long.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 30, 2015 03:02 AM (Q819Q)

160 Mmm...coffee.  With Bailey's.

Yep, drinking already b/c I've been up all night tiling the bathroom.  It's Happy Hour!

(Just shoot me if I ever decide to do something like this again.)

Oh, and-- Good Morning, Morons!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 03:03 AM (rhjQp)

161 I saw Frantic Panic open for Just Brushing My Teeth Mom at the Filmore Auditorium in 86.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 30, 2015 03:03 AM (yxw0r)

162 Happy birthday, JJ?

Posted by: LadyS at May 30, 2015 03:04 AM (xYNhJ)

163 JeanQ good on you. Pics? That's one thing I haven't tried.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 03:05 AM (kCq6U)

164 Wait, it's JJ birthday?   Things could go down hill quickly at the HQ. 



I'll buy the first round.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 03:05 AM (0FSuD)

165 "I can't jive, FIFTY-FIVE!!!" Ugh. Well, at least coconut cake.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 03:08 AM (St6BJ)

166 I saw Frantic Panic open for Just Brushing My Teeth Mom at the Filmore Auditorium in 86. ***** Wave your hand babies in the air everybody!!! Uh huh!!!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 03:09 AM (NeFrd)

167 Eh. 55. A good age, since that's my husband's also. I'd venture your wife is almost as lucky as I am. Happy day!

Posted by: LadyS at May 30, 2015 03:10 AM (xYNhJ)

168 I wonder if hand babies can use lighters.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 03:11 AM (kCq6U)

169 Infidel-- I haven't put pics onto computer yet, maybe by ONT time tonite? 

Tile can really be a p.i.t.a, but outlasts fiberglass (which is what we removed) by decades.  I loved the DIY article in last night's ONT -- it's worth bookmarking, imo.

I'm exhausted but have to stay up to meet a buyer for one of our vehicles this a.m.  After that, it's Nap Time.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 03:11 AM (rhjQp)

170 It can't be said enough, the left cares more about the inhumane killing of murderers than it does about the inhumane killing of unborn babies.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 03:11 AM (NeFrd)

171 Soccer is a gentleman's sport played (and governed) by hooligans; Rugby is a hooligan's sport player by gentlemen.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at May 30, 2015 03:11 AM (o3BPx)

172 Oh FIFA is not different than the International Olympic Committee. And that is not meant as a defense or compliment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 03:11 AM (/tNwW)

173 Happy birthday, J.J.!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2015 03:12 AM (0xTsz)

174 55? Happy birthday J.J. Oh yeah, any get off my lawn._

Posted by: teej at May 30, 2015 03:12 AM (qyZxC)

175 Hippo birdie, two ewes, Sefton!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 03:12 AM (NeFrd)

176 I will look for them JeanQ. Been thinking about doing my kitchen.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 03:13 AM (kCq6U)

177 J.J. has a birthday today? Damn....him old.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2015 03:14 AM (VPLuQ)

178 Happy Birthday JJ

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 30, 2015 03:14 AM (ucDmr)

179 JJ believe it or not, my license tag is "55".  It's a long story.  I use to be somebody, a long time ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 30, 2015 03:15 AM (0FSuD)

180 Year 55 At least 55 to go Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 03:15 AM (NeFrd)

181 Happy Birthday J.J.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2015 03:17 AM (/tNwW)

182 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:04 AM (GpgJl)

My country vet said to me, that if they needed drugs to put some killers down, he had plenty if stock and knew how to inject them properly.  He said "If I can put an draft horse down peacefully, I can sure put a killer down quickly and painlessly!"

I said "But those drugs haven't been tested on humans!"

He said "If you have run through decades of appeals and you are on death row, you aren't human!"

I made sure to get a subscription to his newsletter before I left.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 03:18 AM (ftVQq)

183 Kitchen is alot easier, Infidel -- you don't need to be as meticulous about waterproofing the whole thing! 

YooToob is a great resource, and all the TV home shows have web articles... Your imagination is your only limitation!


Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 03:18 AM (rhjQp)

184 I'm happy for Baltimore. I hope they all have a really nice day. A great place to live, it seems. Time for some coffee and a donut, and turn off that damn radio.

Posted by: goon at May 30, 2015 03:18 AM (gy5kE)

185 180 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 08:15 AM (NeFrd) Well-played! And thanks to all. Wifey heading to market to scrounge the coconut cake fixins! Once a year. The cake, that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 03:20 AM (St6BJ)

186 Happy Birfday, J.J. 

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 03:20 AM (rhjQp)

187 Well, this is confusing. Trying to follow the twists and turns and perversion of language and grammar. http://tinyurl.com/nzm2phj See, in Texas there is this 'open carry' law where you can openly display a side arm. I presumed that meant no permit is required. But no, you can 'openly carry' a firearm if you have a permit There was an amendment to the law that didn't get passed because some people thought that a law enforcement officer asking to see your permit to carry would be a violation of the 4th amendment. I don't know where we would be without lawyers.

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 03:20 AM (qrn54)

188 Airtight room, leaking canister of nitrogen. Prisoner goes to sleep peacefully, never wakes up.

It's easily obtained, safe to work with, lethal, no cruelty involved.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 30, 2015 06:33 AM (xQX/f)


Already heard that the gas company suppliers have been threatened with bad publicity if they supply nitrogen to the state for this purpose!  But nitrogen narcosis is a sweet way to go.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/i][/u][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 03:23 AM (ftVQq)

189 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2015 08:20 AM (St6BJ) **** Heh. I didn't want to put an expiration date. Figured 110 was a safe number.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 30, 2015 03:23 AM (NeFrd)

190 Okay, found a much better news video about flooding. I'm concerned about how much water is over the banks when we are not at flood stage yet. The road that concerns me for the coming week isn't supposed to flood until 36 feet and yet the water is already half way to the road with the river at 28 feet! http://tinyurl.com/qjoat2g Long video with shots of flooding in the ARK-LA-TX.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 30, 2015 03:23 AM (0xTsz)

191 I don't know where we would be without lawyers.

Posted by: Sunshine Galopidous at May 30, 2015 08:20 AM (qrn54)


I do!

Posted by: Wm Shakespeare [/i][/u][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 03:25 AM (ftVQq)

192 Nood

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2015 03:27 AM (RWGcK)

193 Soccer wouldn't be in the news if the next world cup wasn't happening in Russia. Obama and Jimmy Carter have another thing in common. Carter's handlers had him pull the US out of the 80 Olympics due to USSR occupation of good ole Afghanistan. Bowing Obama vs the evil empire. Jimmy Carter played the exact same role. Kind little feller who wanted a reset with the world after apologizing for the CI A. Sound familiar? Sound strategy? I guess if we aren't glowing green. Putin is tight with the Chechens. We arent in a vacuum here just like we weren't when PNAC telegraphed the Iraq invasion before getting sidetracked with some event I vaguely remember from 2001.

Posted by: Anthropology Guy at May 30, 2015 03:27 AM (ob0uz)

194 YooToob is a great resource, and all the TV home shows have web articles... Your imagination is your only limitation! That and a tile cutter.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2015 03:28 AM (kCq6U)

195 "Maybe if you used CO. But asphyxiation from N2 or CO2 is not a good way to go.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:38 AM (GpgJl)"


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_narcosis

Posted by: Wm Shakespeare [/i][/u][/b][/s] at May 30, 2015 03:29 AM (ftVQq)

196 ... and a tile cutter.

OH, YES!!!

Mandatory.  No exceptions.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 30, 2015 03:30 AM (rhjQp)

197 "And another thing since we are talking about gasses, what happened to the old style gas chamber executions using the bag of cyanide pellets?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 07:18 AM (GpgJl)"



The EPA happened.  After the execution you have an airtight chamber with a dead body in it filled with lethal cyanide gas.  They used to run blowers and vent it out a pipe in the roof but apparently that is forbidden by some EPA rule.  There is also the issue of cyanide being all over the inside of the chamber and the various plumbing which raises OSHA issues and issues with the prison guards union.  I don't know how dangerous it is if you get the cyanide residue on your skin hauling out the corpse or if the corpse then qualifies as toxic waste but there are a whole lot of issues that all have to be dealt with to the satisfaction of the appropriate bureaucrats. 



It might just be easier to cut their heads off with a kitchen knife Muslim style.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 03:38 AM (QHgTq)

198 19 Another sign of the depression? A young NYC investment banker jumped to his death from his luxury apartment in lower Manhattan Thursday. Ghoul tourists just had to snap pictures from a tour bus. http://bit.ly/1LRNxVb Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2015 06:06 AM (GpgJl) He owned his apartment in the 36-story Ocean complex, which overlooks The Battery and New York Harbor, and had just returned from a vacation in the Bahamas, sources said. I know people sometimes suffer a letdown when their vacation is over and they have to go back to work, but come on.

Posted by: rickl at May 30, 2015 03:42 AM (sdi6R)

199 "Already heard that the gas company suppliers have been threatened with bad publicity if they supply nitrogen to the state for this purpose! But nitrogen narcosis is a sweet way to go.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 30, 2015 08:23 AM (ftVQq)"



You can cobble together a Linde Process device from an air conditioner and some plumbing supplies to separate nitrogen from oxygen right on the prison grounds. 



Of course, that also gives you the option of putting the condemned prisoner in a 100% oxygen atmosphere and then suing a barbeque igniter spark to start a fire like the one that killed those astronauts on the launch pad back in the early days of the Apollo Project.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 30, 2015 03:45 AM (QHgTq)

200 lulz I love all the people obsessed with soccer. Living rent free and all that. Seems like the new click bait. What I find even funnier is Gutfeld and the bald guy on O'Reilly and The Five dissing soccer, while describing a match they watched, probably on Fox Sports, who is dedicated to playing soccer matches. Ah, Gutfeld, et al. Baiting the hand that feeds.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 30, 2015 04:02 AM (zqrZE)

201 Cage match for two DR inmates. Execute the winner. Saves the states money.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2015 04:02 AM (UOxeF)

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