October 31, 2006
— Ace Well! This site should provide CBS with one-stop-shopping, shouldn't it?
From an ad soliciting conservative yahoos (called those with "traditional values," here) on Craigslist:
Do you get nervous when you see a Muslim on an airplane? Have your opinions about Muslims changed since September 11? Do you have family or friends that get nervous around Muslims?
A NEW CBS SHOW SEEKS New York families who have traditional family values but are uneasy around Muslims.
Ah, yes. Their effort to "heal" the nation, through exposing white racism.
The money shot of programs like this is at least one white racist crying at the end at how terrible he is -- redemption for the retard. While the others are shown unaffected by the interviewer's (and TV psychologists') brow-beating, to further wallow in their hatred of brown people.
I don't imagine the pathological Jew-hatred of many Musims will be grist for similar treatment. No, the Muslims on the show will all be true moderates, good-looking, educated, and charming, and wholly against terrorism -- thus demonstrating how silly it is to be "nervous" among Muslims in the boarding queue at an airport.
There certainly will not be any hidden-camera footage of radical Muslim clerics preaching hatred and not-quite-subtly justifying the slaughter of innocent civilians.
Just a parade of three-tooth slack-jawed corncob-smokin' banjo-strokin' cousin-pokin' inbred white racists who believe in two things: Jesus died in order to telepathically send them good lottery number picks, and all Muslims are terrorists, except for that very nice Mr. Casey Kasem (who's really a good Christian inside, once you get past the corrupt dusky Muslimflesh).
Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2006 09:09 AM (hNyWr)
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Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 09:15 AM (QTv8u)
An leave the damn dog alone too!
*boy need hisself a good ass whoopin*
Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2006 09:20 AM (hNyWr)
Posted by: Dave @ at October 31, 2006 09:22 AM (KxDI4)
Posted by: Entropy at October 31, 2006 09:24 AM (m6c4H)
No offense, entropy, but that sounds like something Kerry would say...I mean, I know it's the equivalent of automotive wrasslin', but c'mon.
"Can I get me one o' them pit passes here?"
Posted by: Rocketeer at October 31, 2006 09:33 AM (GFaLW)
Remember when they paraded a couple of swarthy dudes in turbans and robes at a NASCAR event, just certain that the Coors drinking neo-crusader skinhead hordes would descend upon them...and nothing happened?
Even though their adventure in Reality Land failed, they still really really want to show how ordinary Americans are racist as all get-out.
So they'll just have to game the system and make sure to front-load the thing with known Archie Bunker types. If enough real people don't show up, will they have to hire actors?
Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2006 09:35 AM (5BR/z)
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Posted by: Gotta Know at October 31, 2006 09:41 AM (idqPG)
And Rocketeer Cracked me up with their response to "NASCAR Games" made by entropy. Which I think is even more funny, since, Entropy as a good midwest idiot should be a NASCAR fan, but he called them "Games"
Theres all kindsa layers of stupid humor in that.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 09:41 AM (QTv8u)
"CBS SHOW SEEKS New York families who have traditional family values but are uneasy around Muslims"
In other words, Christians or possibly orthodox Jews are the target - no gays or ny dems need apply because CBS has no interest in making them look bad.
CBS - trying to overtake CNN as the 'news' network that hates America the most.
Posted by: max at October 31, 2006 09:44 AM (xwiLF)
I just had a flashplayer audio system shit. The cause? the newest version of flashplayer. It kills all of my audio.
I only say that because ace went through this connundrum months ago, and my dumbass forgot the lessons he took a LONG LONG LONG time to learn, and then even longer to teach.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 09:46 AM (QTv8u)
Posted by: Al at October 31, 2006 10:01 AM (4Thhc)
Posted by: eman at October 31, 2006 10:08 AM (FWrFx)
Posted by: Matt at October 31, 2006 10:21 AM (k5l2P)
Ok, CBS, I'm game.
If I'm on a plane with my family, and a group of Muslim men get on and start behaving suspiciously, (say, frequently geting up to use the bathroom) do I get a little nervous... ok,ok... alot nervous? Yes, I believe I would. Now how 'bout you?
If I'm shopping at Walmart and I see a Muslim family shopping there also, do I fear that they may be a family of suicide bombers ready to blow up our Walmart. No, I don't, just figure they're getting some cheap goods, like me, (and not listening to the Democrats about Walmart).
Do I worry that we have many soft targets in this country that Islamofascists could hit, if they had a mind to. Yes, I do.
Am I filled with hate and venom when I see a women dressed in Muslim garb? No, curiosity maybe, but not hate.
Does CBS expect people to say they shit their pants everytime they see a Muslim, or what? This may flop as bad as the Nascar thing did.
Posted by: Nice Deb at October 31, 2006 10:24 AM (d/hmk)
Thanks, I'm out of pants now...hope you're happy.
Posted by: SJR2 at October 31, 2006 10:31 AM (QOe2n)
Anyway...I think it was CBS that sent turban-clad arabs to the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing races.
Posted by: Entropy at October 31, 2006 10:51 AM (m6c4H)
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Posted by: SULLYDEMNOW at October 31, 2006 11:55 AM (Gi7oA)
Regular Muslims or ticking Muslims?
eman, that's brilliant.
As for this
Well! This site should provide CBS with one-stop-shopping, shouldn't it?
Didn't you notice? They specifically said, "With traditional family values".
Doesn't that pretty much leave most of us out?
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