April 30, 2015

Embarrassing
— Ace

This is so perfect I fear it will soon be outed as a hoax, but until then, enjoy it.

Remember, even it if turns out to be completely made-up, The Narrative is true and must be heard.

As that writer (who I wish I could credit by name) said: This isn't feminist, this is merely female.

From @BrandonMorse.

Danger Will Robinson: I've checked the poster here, "Brunette Editor." She only has five entries, going back to the beginning of this month.

I strongly suspect a hoax. In fact, I'm almost sure of it.

This just Proves The Argument so perfectly -- Too Good To Be True.

Anyway, like I said: It's fake, but completely, 100% accurate.

Studies prove it.

One in five women engages in fit-shaming. That's Science.

Posted by: Ace at 08:30 AM | Comments (384)
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1 Goji Bowl?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 08:32 AM (7ObY1)

2 OMG, if it is true it is so very sad!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 30, 2015 08:32 AM (2TN4k)

3 O-0

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 08:32 AM (VPLuQ)

4 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:33 AM (kff5f)

5 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (kff5f)

6 LOL, take that. I'm going to unfollow you for liking running, and eating good food.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (nqBYe)

7 "Blog" doesn't mean what the Fat Special Snowflake thinks it means.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (7ObY1)

8 The response is funny, but the whole triggering thing - where people feel compelled to not ignore, but to reach out and lecture people that their fitness hurts other people...wow.

Excellent if a parody.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (2TN4k)

9 Never thought I'd see something from r/fatlogic on reddit posted here haha. In the comments they had a recipe for that bowl btw. Marinated thin-sliced steak, rice, spring mix, sriracha sauce, and a fried egg on top. Sounds good.

Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (Tj+s6)

10 The mere fact that we all think it could be true is confirmation that we are indeed in a culture war. And if we don't start throwing some haymakers, we're dooooooomed.

Posted by: Furious George at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (UlJ3l)

11 food.......the new trigger!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (0O7c5)

12 Lately, the more absurd it sounds, the more the chances are that it's true. The Onion can't keep up with reality anymore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 08:34 AM (VPLuQ)

13 Yeah, I think I could go for one of them Goji Bowls.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 08:35 AM (7ObY1)

14 hi, i happened across your blog, and i see your habits don't mesh with mine, Change your habits and perhaps i'll read you.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:35 AM (nqBYe)

15 "All your fitness shit triggers insecurities in fat clumps of flesh like myself."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 08:35 AM (8ZskC)

16 It's a hoax. Somebody just trolling around on the interwerbs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 30, 2015 08:35 AM (iONHu)

17 That is pure awesome sauce. I mean, "Hey, stop posting about how you're trying to be fit, because I'm a fatty who 'can't lose weight,'" is such a perfect summation of our society right now. YOUR industry and achievement make me aware of my lack of same, and therefore must be banned.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:35 AM (kff5f)

18 The Onion can't keep up with reality anymore. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 01:34 PM (VPLuQ) that made me laugh, soo true.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:36 AM (nqBYe)

19 I've seen crazier on tumblr.

Posted by: HoboJerk, The State Loves You at April 30, 2015 08:36 AM (FA3Z7)

20 Should have sent them off at first criticism.

GET OFF MY BLOG!

Posted by: Vinman at April 30, 2015 08:36 AM (nefLa)

21 I have trouble spelling the word "privilege." Yes, really. Stop triggering me!

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 08:36 AM (7ObY1)

22 We know a thing or two about fake-but-accurate.

Posted by: CBS at April 30, 2015 08:36 AM (cL79m)

23 Does this mean I can't trust everything I read on the interwebz?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 08:36 AM (8ZskC)

24 Yeah they have crazier stroires pretty frequently. Google "health at any size" and "fat acceptance." The Tumblrinas are vicious, and completely without self-awareness.

Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 08:37 AM (Tj+s6)

25 Does this mean I can't trust everything I read on the interwebz? No.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:37 AM (kff5f)

26 "I can't stop looking, so my feewings give me the right to censor you."

It might be a fake, but it sure represents the cancer that's killing society.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 08:38 AM (oVJmc)

27 It's too good to check, ace. Good enough for WaPo/NYT, good enough for the HQ.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 30, 2015 08:38 AM (RD7QR)

28 Who cares if it's a hoax......it was funny. It makes me happy to laugh at and mock these people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 30, 2015 08:38 AM (jP7F1)

29 He really should have pixilated that salad. For the fat children.

Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 08:38 AM (A0UYZ)

30 Thin privilege It would make me laugh if the world wasn't going batshit insane.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 08:38 AM (7ObY1)

31 Ace's layers and layers of fact checkers can be removed with a spatula.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 08:38 AM (8ZskC)

32 I don't know about this specific exchange- it's probably fake or at least highly edited. But the reason it's so believable is that it's on display everywhere. That UK beach-body ad campaign, for instance, is basically this writ large. "How dare you celebrate attractiveness, don't you know some people are not attractive!?!"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:39 AM (kff5f)

33 Not enough people convey their displeasure with others. You need to constantly seek out sources of displeasure in your life and let others know. If they don't get the hint, after you've set a trash can ablaze and tossed it in their direction, then it's time to burn your own neighborhood down to teach them a lesson.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor [/i] at April 30, 2015 08:39 AM (xQX/f)

34
I've seen crazier on tumblr.
Posted by: HoboJerk




I've seen crazier on here.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 08:39 AM (kdS6q)

35 Also, they should move the salad bars to the back of the store. Like they did with pornos back in the Video Store days.

Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 08:40 AM (A0UYZ)

36      just Google "Muggeridge's Law", the boundary between reality and satire has always been waifer-thin...

Posted by: Pave Low John at April 30, 2015 08:40 AM (b5yHT)

37 #34 I've seen crazier on here..... Well, Hector and Mr. Moo ruin the curve for the rest of us...

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 08:40 AM (7ObY1)

38 "look you are the ONLY blog on the internet, and you talk about shit i don't like, so while i've made it Very clear i don't do the running, biking, health shit. I find i cannot also Go read another blog because i can't use my hands , or toothbrush do that either." trapped at 634 insanity lane, Stupid city ,United States 85105

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:40 AM (nqBYe)

39 "19 I've seen crazier on tumblr. " Yep

Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 08:40 AM (N7MTI)

40 You can't out-parody the Islamocommie SJWs.

Posted by: steveegg at April 30, 2015 08:41 AM (cL79m)

41 34 I've seen crazier on tumblr. Posted by: HoboJerk I've seen crazier on here..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2015 01:39 PM (kdS6q) People keep saying that ace is a small, cute, fictional creature. What about those of us who are huge and non-cute and nonfictional, huh? WHAT ABOUT US YOU CUTEIST?!

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 30, 2015 08:41 AM (RD7QR)

42 I've seen crazier on here... She's locked up in Oregon ... at least for now ...

Posted by: Adriane the Blog Content Critic ... at April 30, 2015 08:41 AM (nSOh+)

43 Any time you see an egg thrown on top of ordinary food, that's the sign of an overly trendy, lazy chef. Its like the square plates and squiggle of sauce 15 years ago that was just as idiotically pretentious. Food from the kind of jackass that calls mayonnaise "aoli" and sprouts "microgreens."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 08:41 AM (39g3+)

44 I prefer my eggs scrambled ... usually next to a steak.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 08:41 AM (7faTs)

45 She only has five entries, going back to the beginning of this month. Perhaps this "Brunette Editor" is simply undergoing her menses?

Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at April 30, 2015 08:42 AM (kivUY)

46 Send in the clowns.

Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at April 30, 2015 08:42 AM (/PXgl)

47 Just want to say, re/ your comments on the last thread, it definitely was the old girlfriend's loss, Christopher Taylor.

Posted by: LadyS at April 30, 2015 08:42 AM (xYNhJ)

48 >>People keep saying that ace is a small, cute, frictional creature. Fixed.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at April 30, 2015 08:43 AM (A0UYZ)

49 38 "look you are the ONLY blog on the internet, and you talk about shit i don't like, so while i've made it Very clear i don't do the running, biking, health shit. I find i cannot also Go read another blog because i can't use my hands , or toothbrush do that either."

trapped at
634 insanity lane,
Stupid city ,United States 85105

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What the holy fuck?

Posted by: Zombie Hellen Keller at April 30, 2015 08:43 AM (ecDRv)

50 I've never understood eggs in salad.

Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 08:43 AM (N7MTI)

51 6K followers for a personal blog, that's more then MSNBC gets in some demographics

Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2015 08:43 AM (ztOda)

52 poster on one of the gazzilion blogs on the internet. Dear Sirs, I find your topic depressing, do you not Know i have no feet? (Docs cut em off) so when you talk about running for cancer victims all i can do is realize , "oh sure cancer victims, but what about Me?"

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (nqBYe)

53 Are those hideous laminated wood bowls back in style? Not hygienic! I'll shame ye for that, added to threats of a duel at ten paces and the cold sting of me gauntlet, missy!

Posted by: 13times at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (WHVu+)

54

I've never understood eggs in salad.

Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 01:43 PM (N7MTI)

 

Cheap protein.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (OiH3z)

55 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+) ------ Evidently you've never been to Hawaii. About 30% of all food has a fried egg on top. Loco moco.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (A98Xu)

56 I've never understood eggs in salad. Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 01:43 PM (N7MTI) That's okay, I've never understood egg salad. Seriously, I've cut up a hard boiled egg into my salad a time or 3. It can taste pretty good with the right other ingredients. But normally I'm all about the bacon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (kff5f)

57 Even if this is fake but accurate, its fake but accurate.

Posted by: Gaff at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (jPS2y)

58 My dad loved hard boiled eggs and beer. Sometimes The State really should step in.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (7faTs)

59 I made a gif! https://imgur.com/b3qdcsd?tags

Posted by: Hector at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (LISuA)

60 Goji Bowl?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 01:32 PM (7ObY1)



Five pin or ten pin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 08:44 AM (+/fKe)

61 50 I've never understood eggs in salad. Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 01:43 PM (N7MTI) ----- Cheap, easy protein.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (A98Xu)

62 Wait, are hard boiled eggs not healthy anymore?

Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (ztOda)

63 >>50 I've never understood eggs in salad. Egg yolks make everything better.

Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (A0UYZ)

64 willow

you forgot....change your blog or the puppy dies

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (0O7c5)

65 I have a 30-something friend who could easily be that blogger.
She's bummed out now because she broke her foot training for an Iron Man Triathalon.

Probably isn't her, though, because her sense of humor is way better, and she's not quite as polite and forgiving.

Posted by: [/i][/u][/s][/b]jwb7605 at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (M+9nV)

66 59 For some reason Pixy turned "imgur" into __ur

Posted by: Hector at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (LISuA)

67 Cheap, easy protein.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:45 PM (A98Xu)


You know what else is cheap, easy protein?

Posted by: Zombie Hellen Keller at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (ecDRv)

68 Cranky fatties.

Posted by: NCKate at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (/5wbV)

69 Cheap, easy protein. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:45 PM (A98Xu) So... like Hillary Clinton. But edible.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f)

70 some random person on a cooking blog "can't you see i hate cooking? wth! You don't care about people like me, Quit with the cooking already!"

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (nqBYe)

71 The Goji Bowl. Something else the Bears will never win.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (kivUY)

72 i don't like eggs in salad until i order a salad that has eggs in it and then i like it.....but i never crave an egg in a salad.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (0O7c5)

73 Runner has a blog. Fatty has a blob.

Posted by: NCKate at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (/5wbV)

74 Playing nine holes later ... should probably carb up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (7faTs)

75 Solvent Green is Hillary is a horror movie, not sci fi ...

Posted by: Adriane the Blog Content Critic ... at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (nSOh+)

76 55 Evidently you've never been to Hawaii. About 30% of all food has a fried egg on top. Loco moco. and the other 70% has spam you know, a loco moco sounds good right about now think i'll walk on over to the pacific beach hotel they make the best in waikiki

Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (ijds3)

77 We laugh but there is very little in our PC imagination that hasn't been met in real life by the crazies who vote and those who make policy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (A98Xu)

78 66 59 OK, I give up. the first three letters are "img" followed by ur. Does Pixy hate that site for good reason, or is it just capriciousness?

Posted by: Hector at April 30, 2015 08:46 AM (LISuA)

79 Love the blog but I follow it for politics and smart military stuff. Please know your audience and stop posting funny and snarky articles.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (fWAjv)

80 food.......the new trigger!!! Fuck with mine, and they'll see a trigger. With my finger around it.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (Wv9Ra)

81 you forgot....change your blog or the puppy dies Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 01:45 PM (0O7c5) meh, puppies shmuppies, I see you still ignore how i want to talk about Me.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (nqBYe)

82 you know what's good.....a burger with a fried egg on it.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (0O7c5)

83 "Cheap protein." I guess that makes sense, it just doesn't do anything for me from a taste perspective and I'm not the type to fret over macronutrients. Now eggs in purgatory on the other hand...

Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (N7MTI)

84

As a lurker, I de-lurk to announce I finally found a compelling reason to lose weight:  I don't want to be confused with a SJW.  I dress nicely, wear makeup and take care of my properly-cut and not snarled hair, bathe, etc., and of course would given real SWJs pause, but I think a great figure will really make it obvious I'm conservative.  Thank you, Ace!  As a single woman who could shed more than a few pounds and thus be known for more than her "great personality! and what a sense of humor!", I can now say I did it so no one would think I was a feminist.

Now THAT'S incentive!

Posted by: Biblio at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (7o8VY)

85 So... like Hillary Clinton. But edible. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 01:45 PM (kff5f) ----- Correct.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (A98Xu)

86 There in the middle of this mall is the Washington Monument, 555 feet high. But if we put a 1 in front of that 555 feet, we get 1555, the year that our first fathers landed on the shores of Jamestown, Virginia, as slaves. In the background is the Jefferson and Lincoln Memorial. Each one of these monuments is 19 feet high. Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president, Thomas Jefferson the third president, and 16 and 3 make 19 again. What is so deep about this number 19? Why are we standing on the Capitol steps today? That number 19, when you have a nine, you have a womb that is pregnant, and when you have a one standing by the nine, it means that there's something secret that has to be unfolded.

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (e8kgV)

87 Hector - Pixy is triggered by the word i m a g e and has banned it.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor [/i] at April 30, 2015 08:47 AM (xQX/f)

88 Actually, I've been meaning to ask ace to stop using humor on his blog. Just because he was born with a humor privilege it doesn't give him the right to rub it in my face. Don't trigger me. You wouldn't like me when I'm triggered.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 08:48 AM (g1DWB)

89 Seeing fit people and hearing examples of those who have worked hard to get that way motivates me to improve rather than shaming me or getting all stompy feet about it.

Posted by: brevity at April 30, 2015 08:48 AM (rRBI0)

90 I've never understood eggs in salad. Posted by: Lauren ----- Cheap, easy protein. Posted by: Seems Legit I've got something cheaper and easier. IYKWIM

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 08:48 AM (Wv9Ra)

91 my lack of access to an ampersand is a trigger for me.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:48 AM (0O7c5)

92 Ewoks trigger my fear of furry creatures. You need to banish the Ewok. H8ers

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 08:48 AM (VPLuQ)

93 That's crazy, Rick. What will cutting off your finger and wrapping it around a trigger prove ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 08:49 AM (7faTs)

94 I want to believe.

Posted by: Chi-Chi at April 30, 2015 08:49 AM (NUCTk)

95 When Chernobyl Fox built the quintuple-decker sausage sammich, that triggered me something fierce.

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2015 08:50 AM (ty633)

96 All of you out there must change so that my delusions are enabled. If you don't I'm going to sue!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tthe Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 08:50 AM (hLRSq)

97 I see people like ace that know how to use commas and parenthesis correctly and stuff, This offends me and i believe one thousand posts should be devoted to correct grammer usage , If not i'm gonna go elsewhere. wait i can't go elsewhere, because . oh who knows, maybe i'm just lazy about some stuff. so do it or i'm quitting the internet for good.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:50 AM (nqBYe)

98 "Fuck you and your thin privilege." Bravo

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 08:50 AM (fWAjv)

99 I remember reading a SciFi story some years back where in the future (now I guess) thin people had to wear heavy fat suits and smart people had to have a device attached to their head that would shock or otherwise distract them so they weren't quite so smart, fast runners had to carry weights alá Man O War and on and on. Seemed a little over the top at the time. Now not so much.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 30, 2015 08:50 AM (NHtMs)

100 Hipsters trigger my non ironic throat punching reflex.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 08:50 AM (A98Xu)

101

That Goji bowl looks tasty.

 

 

Ace is triggering my  food wanty.

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 08:51 AM (IPzoI)

102 Any time you see an egg thrown on top of ordinary food, that's the sign of an overly trendy, lazy chef. Its like the square plates and squiggle of sauce 15 years ago that was just as idiotically pretentious. Food from the kind of jackass that calls mayonnaise "aoli" and sprouts "microgreens."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+)



There is a Korean restaurant in Edmonton that I visit nearly every time I am in that town. They have a dish described as "mountain veggies", and it is brought to the table with a fried egg on top, which the waitress then vigorously stirs into the mix of stir-fried veggies. And this place is anything but trendy and pretentious. Just seems to be the way they do it there. And it is tasty, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 08:51 AM (+/fKe)

103 Has that food been raped ?

Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at April 30, 2015 08:51 AM (e8kgV)

104

you know what's good.....a burger with a fried egg on it.........

 

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 01:47 PM (0O7c5)

 

I resemble that remark.

Posted by: steveegg at April 30, 2015 08:51 AM (cL79m)

105

BTW, Neil Gaiman's new book (short stories) is called Trigger Warning.  The essay he wrote one why that was such a ridiculous notion is fantastic.  In essence:  all books should have triggers.  If they don't, they're lousy books.

Posted by: Biblio at April 30, 2015 08:51 AM (7o8VY)

106 thin privilege google it.....it's an actual thing!!!!! dear Lord........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:51 AM (0O7c5)

107 Why are feminists anti-health? If the progs can get behind banning large sodas, surely they can get behind a ban on fitness shaming, and from there it's only a short leap to speaking out against shaming for being male, or white, or having an opinion, and then we're back to everyone can have their opinion and just deal with it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 30, 2015 08:52 AM (b2cFu)

108 Get off my back.

Posted by: Trigger at April 30, 2015 08:52 AM (/+zDJ)

109

Don't trigger me. You wouldn't like me when I'm triggered.

 

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 01:48 PM (g1DWB)

 

PULL!

Posted by: steveegg at April 30, 2015 08:52 AM (cL79m)

110 Nice tits trigger my gawking reflex.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 08:52 AM (7faTs)

111 On the plus side, I was speaking with our elderly neighbors daughter. Mother is a widow in her 80's. Daughter retired in her sixties. Daughter wants me to teach her basic firearms safety, and how to shoot a pistol. See, life has it's good points.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 08:52 AM (VPLuQ)

112 It's triggered my "hunger" sense

Posted by: Fat Albert at April 30, 2015 08:53 AM (e8kgV)

113 Your private lives are unimportant compared to my fragile emotional balance. Cater to my emotional needs!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 08:53 AM (hLRSq)

114 i don't like eggs. i'll think of a proper response to the fact Some people do like eggs , and that just grosses me out.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:53 AM (nqBYe)

115 >>Any time you see an egg thrown on top of ordinary food, that's the sign of an overly trendy, lazy chef. My college's pub used to make the best burgers, handmade 1/2 pounder with cheese, bacon and an egg on top. It was their signature thing and had been making it for years. Electric paddles to jump your heart was a popular side.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 08:53 AM (g1DWB)

116 i'm now starving for this bowl . however i have no money , so i expect You guys to cough it up, because... fairness

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:54 AM (nqBYe)

117 Don't trigger me. You wouldn't like me when I'm triggered. Posted by: JackStraw PULL! Posted by: steveegg Push! -Midvale School for the Gifted

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 08:54 AM (Wv9Ra)

118 Any time you see an egg thrown on top of ordinary food, that's the sign of an overly trendy, lazy chef. Its like the square plates and squiggle of sauce 15 years ago that was just as idiotically pretentious. Food from the kind of jackass that calls mayonnaise "aoli" and sprouts "microgreens." ---- Isn't it just a reminder that as of three weeks ago - eggs were poison for your body and you could die of a heart attach after eating just one. Science proved it. Until science proved that eggs were actually quite healthy - which is why humans have been consuming them for so long. Until it is proven that eggs contribute to climate change - when it will no longer be acceptable to eat eggs.

Posted by: SH at April 30, 2015 08:54 AM (gmeXX)

119 Can we speak to the topic of Black Privilege?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)

120 Push!
-Midvale School for the Gifted


Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 01:54 PM (Wv9Ra)


Best.  Far Side.  Ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 08:54 AM (fwARV)

121 Isn't this just another example of Poe's Law?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2015 08:55 AM (TF10X)

122 I want to believe.

Posted by: Fox Mulder with great abs at April 30, 2015 08:55 AM (Qy9+s)

123 I remember reading a SciFi story some years back where in the future (now I guess) thin people had to wear heavy fat suits and smart people had to have a device attached to their head that would shock or otherwise distract them so they weren't quite so smart, fast runners had to carry weights  Man O War and on and on. Seemed a little over the top at the time. Now not so much.

Posted by: Daybrother


Harrison Bergeron
By Kurt Vonegut who was, irony of ironies, a Leftie

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 08:55 AM (KhFZp)

124 Yeah, I'm going with fake as well though that lunch looks pretty good. Here. Lemme claim Absolute Moral Authority on this. As a fat, lazy woman, I will admit that I do feel ashamed when I see people's fitness stuff or when people talk about their workouts and, you know, basic taking care of themselves stuff. You know why I feel ashamed? Because, get this, I should be ashamed that I am so lazy that walking 100 yards to get the mail is just omg so efforty. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that those other people aren't the problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 08:56 AM (mf5HN)

125 My wife made hamburgers last weekend with ground spam mixed in, topped with cheddar, bacon and a fried egg on an onion bun. ...I love that woman.

Posted by: johnd01 at April 30, 2015 08:56 AM (ukNFU)

126 >>>>>50 I've never understood eggs in salad. as someone said, it's a cheap way to add protein and fat to a salad. plus, egg yolks, I've read, are helpful in building testosterone, which everyone needs, and men have less and less of these days.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2015 08:56 AM (PA7DS)

127 "Best. Far Side. Ever." Meh... Boneless Chicken Ranch, and cows along the road are just as good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 08:56 AM (VPLuQ)

128 Children's stories scare me, especially those with bears. All of those books should come with a Tigger warning.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (hLRSq)

129 126 >>>>>50 I've never understood eggs in salad. as someone said, it's a cheap way to add protein and fat to a salad. plus, egg yolks, I've read, are helpful in building testosterone, which everyone needs, and men have less and less of these days. Posted by: ace at April 30, 2015 01:56 PM (PA7DS) Somewhere, pajama boy has just been triggered to have his first menses.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (b2cFu)

130 i'm going to flaunt my #whiteprivilege and get a nektar green juice concoction this afternoon.....i'm going to take a picture of it and post it on my fb and twitter account....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (0O7c5)

131 plus, egg yolks, I've read, are helpful in building testosterone, which everyone needs, and men have less and less of these days. ----- Everyone?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner - Republican at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (gmeXX)

132 INSENSITIVE MILKNORMATIVE H8TRS !!!!!

Posted by: throngs of lactose intolerant bitches scarfing half gallons lactose-free ice cream at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (NUCTk)

133 "Best. Far Side. Ever." Meh... Boneless Chicken Ranch, and cows along the road are just as good. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 01:56 PM (VPLuQ) The one with the stupid yippy-dog and the barricaded dog-door. He apparently got hate-mail for publishing that one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (kff5f)

134 this is a story about someone being an asshole to a fit person because they have a problem with people being an asshole to fat people.

most folk seem to miss the point that the problem is the asshole, not the fit or fat.

this appears to be a common error.

hi, willow! i'm typing like you because arm in a sling!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (bLnSU)

135 She should just reply "You're too fat to type, so stop".

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 08:57 AM (VndSC)

136 >>Boneless Chicken Ranch, and cows along the road are just as good. Bummer of a birthmark, Hal. was one of my favorites.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 08:58 AM (g1DWB)

137 Evidently you've never been to Hawaii. About 30% of all food has a fried egg on top. Loco moco. Yeah but that predates the current trend of throwing one on top of other food. Usually its something twee like a quail's egg but its just a damn egg. I like hard boiled egg yolk in a chef's salad, but that's a different story.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 08:58 AM (39g3+)

138 i'll think of a proper response to the fact Some people do like eggs , and that just grosses me out. Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 01:53 PM (nqBYe) Boycott and protest. Bomb threats perhaps? It's what all the kids are doing these days if everybody's views aren't in line.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

139 Daybrother, didn't it end with a shotgun blast killing the heroes?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 08:58 AM (uhftQ)

140 OT: "Earlier today, Attorney General Loretta Lynch and Senior Advisor to the President Valerie Jarrett hosted a conference call with over 50 local leaders from across the country including Mayors Michael Nutter (Philadelphia, PA), Tom Barrett (Milwaukee, WI), Karen Freeman-Wilson (Gary, IN), and Chairman John Eaves (Fulton County, GA)," said the White House. I wonder how much of our tax money the DoJ special community outreach organizers are pouring into the mostly peaceful demonstrations?

Posted by: Daybrother at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (NHtMs)

141 someone's doctor....got sick of someone coming in complaining about their weight so they told them there was nothing they could do except collect the co pay........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (0O7c5)

142 Testing... I'm not ban hammered? Just an issue on my operating system? Phew, thought I'd been banhammered. Cuz, I like this blog, just not the political, military or snark stuff, y'know.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (ucB75)

143 "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that those other people aren't the problem." Yes they are. They make me feel bad. They should not make me feel bad. They need to be punished because I feel ashamed - they did that to me, the haters!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (hLRSq)

144 Good to see you back, Merovign.

Posted by: LadyS at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (xYNhJ)

145 plus, egg yolks, I've read, are helpful in building testosterone, which everyone needs, and men have less and less of these days. Posted by: ace at April 30, 2015 01:56 PM (PA7DS) is that true? i mean i notice many young males are more sensitive lately, but is there a scientific reason for this? or is it societal new norms psychologically making males compliant?

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (nqBYe)

146 The dog hiding next to the dryer with the handmade sign taped above the open door saying "cat fud".

Posted by: johnd01 at April 30, 2015 08:59 AM (ukNFU)

147 >>Boneless Chicken Ranch, and cows along the road are just as good. ---------------- I still chuckle about "Is it still there?" with the two snakes in the glass cage and the fat kid with the Mickey-mouse ears.

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 09:00 AM (VndSC)

148 you know what the goji bowl needs? FRIES!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 09:00 AM (0O7c5)

149 ALL of Farside is classic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 09:00 AM (VPLuQ)

150 is that true? i mean i notice many young males are more sensitive lately, but is there a scientific reason for this?
or is it societal new norms psychologically making males compliant?

Posted by: willow


No.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (KhFZp)

151 Boycott and protest. Bomb threats perhaps? It's what all the kids are doing these days if everybody's views aren't in line. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 01:58 PM (fWAjv) that looks like work to me. so i'mma just gonna call you egg eaters, smelly egg breath.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (nqBYe)

152 Explained to the kids yesterday that riots aren't to be feared ... as that kind of live fire exercise doesn't happen every day. Wife not amused.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (7faTs)

153 "Best. Far Side. Ever." Meh... Boneless Chicken Ranch, and cows along the road are just as good. Bummer of a Birthmark, Hal. Birds view of the World.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (Wv9Ra)

154 "Hey, stop posting about how you're trying to be fit, because I'm a fatty who 'can't lose weight,'"


No worries. We are on it.

Posted by: The Supreme Court at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (NUCTk)

155

Vultures on a cliff face talking on the phone:

 

There's some poor miserable thing dying in the desert and we were wondering if you could come over for dinner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (JtwS4)

156 If it's fake, it's pitch-perfect.

I'm leaning towards real. And if it's not, something exactly like it will happen in a month. TriggeredToddlerNation is becoming impossible to parody.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at April 30, 2015 09:01 AM (ifqy+)

157 Daybrother, didn't it end with a shotgun blast killing the heroes? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale I can't for the life of me remember more details or who the author was. Anna Puma would know. For all I know everyone could have been run over by a truck.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 30, 2015 09:02 AM (NHtMs)

158 no weft cut-loop lol ,vewy helpful.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 09:02 AM (nqBYe)

159 Ace's warnings about a probable hoax remind me of a fundamental difference between conservative personalities and liberal ones. Conservatives are much more likely to say, The more you want to believe it, the more skepticism you need to apply. Thus Jonah Goldberg was quite skeptical of the contention that the Texas ANG documents (Bush AWOL!) were faked. In contrast, Rather, Mapes et al. weren't at all skeptical that they were real.

Posted by: JPS at April 30, 2015 09:02 AM (qxBVj)

160 *snicker* The other day I went on a blind date (a man I met via OKC where i have posted an array of full body photographs that show pretty clearly what i look like from head to toe) the date was unpleasant for a lot of reasons but at one point, when he took a break from criticizing some high school students for wearing make up and crop tops, he told me it was good that i wasn't perpetuating mainstream beauty standards ouch

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

161 thank you LadyS

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:02 AM (bLnSU)

162 FATTY FATTY FATTY!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

163 Triggers. All the way down.

Posted by: SJW at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (n6Nt0)

164 What's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud?

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (VndSC)

165 My male best friend works out every day & his diet makes me sick. He makes eggs & throws away the yolks! He lives with me now & first time he threw raw yolks in trash in kitchen I almost threw up. Now he takes yolks & puts in bag & takes to outside trash bin. We have to use city supplied bins. They must be tasteless because he drowns them in ketchup. But if I have banana bread he will inhale all ten pieces in minutes. Yolks have the most nutrients.

Posted by: Carol at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (sj3Ax)

166 Explained to the kids yesterday that riots aren't to be feared ... as that kind of live fire exercise doesn't happen every day. Wife not amused. Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (Wv9Ra)

167 I'm all for men (especially boys and young men) getting all the testosterone binding material they can eat. The feminization physically is real, unless, perhaps I've only stated noticing?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (A98Xu)

168 ALL of Farside is classic. yes ... but some are more Classical than others ... especially the ones with animals and farms ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cartoon Critic ... at April 30, 2015 09:03 AM (nSOh+)

169 When some posters sit around the house, they sit AROUND the house.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 09:04 AM (oVJmc)

170 "111 On the plus side, I was speaking with our elderly neighbors daughter.
Mother is a widow in her 80's. Daughter retired in her sixties.

Daughter wants me to teach her basic firearms safety, and how to shoot a pistol.


See, life has it's good points.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2015 01:52 PM (VPLuQ)"



Don't forget the trigger warning.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 09:04 AM (KDbAT)

171

Huh....

 

Just saw  O's White Sox game was played in a completely empty stadium.

 

Eerie.

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 09:04 AM (IPzoI)

172 >>You know why I feel ashamed? Because, get this, I should be ashamed that I am so lazy that walking 100 yards to get the mail is just omg so efforty.


OMG - You're like a self-perpetuating trigger!
Who knew taking responsibility for yourself could be so harmful - maybe this should be covered by the ADA?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 30, 2015 09:04 AM (2TN4k)

173 I'm sorry, in that way where I'm not, but this is the best Far Side ever. http://bit.ly/1GzDUXn If you think otherwise, there shall be triggering going on, oh, yes, there shall.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:05 AM (mf5HN)

174 I feel compelled to contribute something to this conversation but, unfortunately, I got nothing.

Posted by: Amos Goiji Bowel at April 30, 2015 09:05 AM (qYXyZ)

175 You know how hard it is to blog with a keyboard clogged with Cheeto dust?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

176 Going back to the last post, why does the left get to have prosecutors in their pockets (John Doe, Perry's thing in Texas, etc.) and we don't? (Scankles, TFG, --insert rest of democratic party here--, etc.)

Posted by: irright at April 30, 2015 09:05 AM (pMGkg)

177 Happy to see you functional Merovign.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 30, 2015 09:05 AM (NHtMs)

178 Just saw O's White Sox game was played in a completely empty stadium. Eerie. Posted by: eleven ---------------------- It was similar to the Baltimore city high school graduation ceremony held there last year.

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 09:06 AM (VndSC)

179

They must be tasteless because he drowns them in ketchup.

 

Ketchup is like 50% sugar.  He'd do better eating the yolks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:06 AM (JtwS4)

180 blah,blah,blah,blah,Ginger,blah,blah,blah...

Posted by: brevity at April 30, 2015 09:06 AM (rRBI0)

181 Anyone who talks about testosterone on the internet is full of shit.

That includes those that claim expertise in "nutrition."


Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 09:06 AM (KhFZp)

182 The stupid low fat food guidelines the government dabbled in have ruined lots of kids. You need fat. Just not on your fat face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 09:07 AM (A98Xu)

183 I demand that the federal government make Ace provide me with a safe space. And booze. And maybe a cake.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:07 AM (hLRSq)

184 plus, egg yolks, I've read, are helpful in building testosterone, which everyone needs, and men have less and less of these days. Was watching interesting show on food this morning. Someone compared current food label vs 50 years ago and concluded food is now 40% less nutritious. I'm taking that with a grain of salt, but interesting if true. Might explain a few things.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor [/i] at April 30, 2015 09:07 AM (xQX/f)

185 The stupid low fat food guidelines the government dabbled in have ruined lots of kids. ---- In fairness, government dabbing is the source of a lot of ruin.

Posted by: SH at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (gmeXX)

186 >>I demand that the federal government make Ace provide me with a safe space. >>And booze. >>And maybe a cake. Don't forget some room to destroy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (g1DWB)

187 Ace, I'll have to print out comment about yolks & testoterone & give it to him.

Posted by: Carol at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (sj3Ax)

188 Nothing beats a couple of pickled eggs, washed down with a Budweiser. The consequent farts will impress your friends, and depress Al Gore.

Posted by: Just a guy. at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (n6Nt0)

189 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN) Those were bears! I told you things with bears need a Tigger warning! I'm telling!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (hLRSq)

190 'The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that just 25% of American Adults consider the mob violence in Baltimore that followed the funeral of a black man who died in police custody to be primarily legitimate outrage.' The fact that 1 in 4 Americans support the riots is very troubling

Posted by: McCool at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (nCSwS)

191 I demand that the federal government make Ace provide me with a safe space. And booze. And maybe a cake. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 02:07 PM (hLRSq) *raises hand* I would like booze and Cake Girl.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:08 AM (mf5HN)

192 If you think otherwise, there shall be triggering going on, oh, yes, there shall.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


let the triggering begin.....this is the best farside ever:


http://tinyurl.com/p8aht8d

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (0O7c5)

193 some random person on a cooking blog "can't you see i hate cooking? wth! You don't care about people like me, Quit with the cooking already!" Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 01:46 PM (nqBYe) Every cooking blog seems to have one commenter per post that is all "well I substituted this and this and this and dumped some dirt in it because I am a dirtitarian and it tasted terrible! Horrible recipe" So someone telling someone else what they can post on their food blog? I'd believe it.

Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (yRwC8)

194 The excited dog going to get "tutored."

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (AoLFQ)

195 irright it's the Long March Through the Institutions.

not only do they have a cultural push to occupy public offices, we believe you should execute your duty fairly and impartially and they don't.

we're actually right from a health of society pov, they're right from a gaining power pov

which is why history is so ugly

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (bLnSU)

196 Eggs in a salad are a good topper, because the protein makes you feel fuller and for longer than you would if you just ate the veggies.  However, I generally prefer hard-boiled eggs (chopped up), since they are much easier to make.

Add cheese, bacon and chicken breast, and you have a Cobb salad.  Even better, but more work.

Posted by: A. Guy at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (1EJIj)

197 I would like booze and Cake Girl. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:08 PM (mf5HN) *raises hand* I would like AtC to have booze and Cake Girl. And for a web-cam to be set up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

198 "139 Daybrother, didn't it end with a shotgun blast killing the heroes?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 01:58 PM (uhftQ)"



Yes, it did.

Posted by: Dianna Moon Glampers, Handicapper General at April 30, 2015 09:09 AM (KDbAT)

199 Was watching interesting show on food this morning. Someone compared current food label vs 50 years ago and concluded food is now 40% less nutritious. ----- Yes food is probably less nutritious - in some respects - though probably more in others. But it is also a lot cheaper. And cheap food eliminates a lot of hunger. Rational people understand and accept this trade off as a net positive for society.

Posted by: SH at April 30, 2015 09:10 AM (gmeXX)

200 Barbarians! Eating eggs is like eating babies!

Posted by: Vegan at April 30, 2015 09:10 AM (/+zDJ)

201 In fairness, government dabbing is the source of a lot of ruin. Posted by: SH at April 30, 2015 02:08 PM (gmeXX) ---- No truer words have ever been spoken.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 09:10 AM (A98Xu)

202
I repeat, if its on the internet its true.

Posted by: French Male Model at April 30, 2015 09:10 AM (ODxAs)

203 i don't want to trigger anyone....but i'm going to go into "work".....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 09:10 AM (0O7c5)

204 I'd rather go for a bibimbap bowl. There's probably even more protein in that. . .

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2015 09:11 AM (TF10X)

205 So, Goji Bowl lunch is on the vagenda for this afternoon?

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 09:11 AM (VndSC)

206


*raises hand*

I would like booze and Cake Girl.

 

I was about to say that this list was missing boobehs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:11 AM (JtwS4)

207 That Teriyaki Spam they throw in all the Hawaiian food is some serious salty. Even by the extreme salt standards of Spam, that shizzle is salty.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:11 AM (7ObY1)

208 thanks daybrother and atc beat me to a comment about cakegirl

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:11 AM (bLnSU)

209 Bandersnatch- I know & he continues to make 5 eggs every day. He doesn't want cholesterol. I've got to go buy mulch. It's cold out today, but it's supposed to warn up this weekend.

Posted by: Carol at April 30, 2015 09:12 AM (sj3Ax)

210 200 Barbarians! Eating eggs is like eating babies! Posted by: Vegan at April 30, 2015 02:10 PM (/+zDJ) Yep.. Dee-licious chicken babies. Nom nom nom...

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

211 I would like AtC to have booze and Cake Girl. And for a web-cam to be set up.

A go-pro cam on a mini drone set up.

and whipped cream.

with sprinkles.

Posted by: French Male Model at April 30, 2015 09:12 AM (ODxAs)

212 Seems, to me at least, there should be a 'hair trigger' warning, too.

Posted by: socalcon at April 30, 2015 09:12 AM (vHlQ5)

213

Yes Fifi, if we kill her the pampering will stop.

 

I shelled out and got the hardback complete collection of Farside cartoons. I think it could be used as a murder weapon.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 09:13 AM (Mxs5H)

214

adieu sock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 09:13 AM (ODxAs)

215 Man, I really want Spam and eggs for dinner now. Theoretically, we could have that since I am in charge of cooking at the moment. *ponders* OMFG STOP LAUGHING I CAN TOO COOK (NOT COKE WTF FINGERS).

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:13 AM (mf5HN)

216 "Eff you and your thin privilege" ? Got to be a hoax. This is Godfrey Elfwick level brilliant.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 30, 2015 09:13 AM (cIoI4)

217 210 200 Barbarians! Eating eggs is like eating babies! Posted by: Vegan at April 30, 2015 02:10 PM (/+zDJ) Yep.. Dee-licious chicken babies. Nom nom nom... ~~~ and, quail too. They're a delicacy

Posted by: socalcon at April 30, 2015 09:14 AM (vHlQ5)

218 *drums fingers* Is the dandelion wine "set" Citizen X?

Posted by: LadyS at April 30, 2015 09:14 AM (xYNhJ)

219

Seems, to me at least, there should be a 'hair trigger' warning, too.

 

Not required in instances of hardwood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:14 AM (JtwS4)

220 Barbarians! Eating eggs is like eating babies! Posted by: Vegan at April 30, 2015 02:10 PM (/+zDJ) Stop judging me and my culture! How can you stand there with your herbal privilege and call my culture lesser because it is carnivorous? Hate crime! Hate crime! I'm telling!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:14 AM (hLRSq)

221 Is Fatty The Internet Commenter claiming she can't eat a salad and an egg for lunch?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 09:14 AM (oVJmc)

222 There is a Korean restaurant in Edmonton that I visit nearly every time I am in that town. They have a dish described as "mountain veggies", and it is brought to the table with a fried egg on top, which the waitress then vigorously stirs into the mix of stir-fried veggies. And this place is anything but trendy and pretentious. Just seems to be the way they do it there. And it is tasty, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 01:51 PM (+/fKe) Bibimbob! Mmmm so good. If authentically done the dish comes out in a special stone bowl and you watch the egg cook right before your eyes. If cheaply done is in a regular bowl and already cooked. Add a little sriracha sauce, just a hint, and is perfect. Crap now I want some...

Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2015 09:14 AM (yRwC8)

223 Every cooking blog seems to have one commenter per post that is all "well I substituted this and this and this and dumped some dirt in it because I am a dirtitarian and it tasted terrible! Horrible recipe" trudat trudat!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Blog Content Critic ... at April 30, 2015 09:15 AM (nSOh+)

224
The boneless chicken ranch of course was an all time classic Far Side.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 09:16 AM (ODxAs)

225 OMFG STOP LAUGHING I CAN TOO COOK (NOT COKE WTF FINGERS). Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:13 PM (mf5HN) Technically, pouring milk over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch is not cooking.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:16 AM (hLRSq)

226 Is this a food thread, a fitness thread, or a hoax thread? I did a goggle search for bibimbap bowl and now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Amos Goiji Bowel at April 30, 2015 09:16 AM (qYXyZ)

227 Barbarians! Eating eggs is like eating babies! Posted by: Vegan Yours are safe, sugartits. Trust me.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:16 AM (Wv9Ra)

228 218 *drums fingers* Is the dandelion wine "set" Citizen X? Set and gone! That stuff went fast. Everyone seemed to like it. My mom's boss is an old Portuguese man who has made country wines his whole life. He told me I did a good job for my first shot. I think I'll try Elderberry Wine this year. You make it from the flowers, not the berries, so it's a Spring Thing.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:16 AM (7ObY1)

229 Technically, pouring milk over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch is not cooking.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 02:16 PM (hLRSq)

 

What if you heat up the milk in a saucepan first?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 09:17 AM (OiH3z)

230

Technically, pouring milk over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch is not cooking.

 

It is if you burn your fingers in the attempt.

 

Not that she would ever...um...hey how about Brussels sprouts?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:17 AM (JtwS4)

231 Every cooking blog seems to have one commenter per post that is all "well I substituted this and this and this and dumped some dirt in it because I am a dirtitarian and it tasted terrible! Horrible recipe" I'm sure I've shared the story of my great-aunt (I think) who made a banana pudding with apples and saltine crackers, and was shocked, shocked, that it didn't taste as good as the one made by my other great-aunt. Hmm... now I want banana pudding.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 09:17 AM (kff5f)

232 Technically, pouring milk over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch is not cooking. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 02:16 PM (hLRSq) *nosewrinkle* Milk is icky.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:17 AM (mf5HN)

233 The go-to blog for internet food hoaxes is the Food Babe blog.

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 09:18 AM (VndSC)

234 and, quail too. They're a delicacy Sushi restaurant hates me. I eat a dozen every time I go.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:18 AM (Wv9Ra)

235 Merovign, no disassembled?

Posted by: Number 5 at April 30, 2015 09:18 AM (uhftQ)

236
sriracha   <<<  There's good short documentary on that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 09:19 AM (ODxAs)

237 You know what else has triggers?

GUNS!!! *crying pretty hard*

Everyone just PLEASE STOP!!! *peeing pants at this point*

Posted by: Dang at April 30, 2015 09:19 AM (FRkJH)

238 Have a Bibimbap down the street. Had no idea what the F it was until today. Thanks horde!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

239 *raises hand*

I would like AtC to have booze and Cake Girl. And for a web-cam to be set up. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon


Put it on PPV, and I'll chip in a few bux.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 30, 2015 09:19 AM (/Ho8c)

240 Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 02:17 PM (OiH3z) Your heathen arguments will not sway me from the certainty of my unexamined and unreasoned opinions; rather you are triggering my anxieties and need for a safe space. I shall have the administration have you up on hate crimes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:19 AM (hLRSq)

241

Milk is icky.

 

 

Oh no you di int.

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 09:19 AM (IPzoI)

242 *nosewrinkle*

Milk is icky.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016


O_o

Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 30, 2015 09:20 AM (/Ho8c)

243 Filipinos eat half-developed eggs. It's chicken AND egg at the same time. It's like a bar food. P.J. O'Rourke said it's not bad, but I think I'd have to have more than a few beers to work up the nerve. Then again, there was a time when we Buffalonians were considered weird for eating chicken wings. And those were in the days when we actually ate the WING, not the little drumstick part they call wings these days.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:20 AM (7ObY1)

244 228. I have already established that you're my roommate in Camp, right?

Posted by: LadyS at April 30, 2015 09:20 AM (xYNhJ)

245 Milk is icky. Straight from the tap is best.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:20 AM (Wv9Ra)

246 This post is lame. Why can't ace blog more about things I want to read about?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 30, 2015 09:20 AM (D5hxK)

247 Bibimbap 1) How do you even pronounce that? 2) So you're saying that is *not* a cartographical rendering owned by Benjamin Netanyahu.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

248 Hey, have you tools seen this, it's fantastic: www.wwtdd.com/2015/04/humility/

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 09:21 AM (A98Xu)

249 Hmm... now I want banana pudding.

Homo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 09:21 AM (ODxAs)

250 The yolk's on all you fat, smoking, unhealthy bitter clingers! #trolling4gulliblefacistchumps! #foxnewsmorons!

Posted by: Faux Fatty SJW at April 30, 2015 09:21 AM (sUP4M)

251 Technically, pouring milk over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch is not cooking.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking!


It is if there's Crunch Berries!  That's a grains, AND a dairy, AND a fruit!  Science meets the culinary arts, bitches!

Posted by: Dang at April 30, 2015 09:21 AM (FRkJH)

252


Straight from the tap is best.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 02:20 PM (Wv9Ra)

 

There's nothing like fresh, warm milk straight from the source...

 

An 18-year old filipino girl.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 09:22 AM (OiH3z)

253 247 Bibimbap 1) How do you even pronounce that? 2) So you're saying that is *not* a cartographical rendering owned by Benjamin Netanyahu. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 02:20 PM (kff5f) In my head it goes 'Bibi Mmmbop, ba duba dop / Ba du bop, ba duba dop / Ba du bop, ba duba dop / Ba du, yeah

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

254 TC 180 HDL 31 LDL 115 And I eat what I wanna. Pissed more than a few people off with those numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:22 AM (Wv9Ra)

255 As a fit, non-healthy eating distance runner, I denounce myself for the microagression I committed laughing out loud at this post!

Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 09:22 AM (sUP4M)

256

>>I'm sure I've shared the story of my great-aunt (I think) who made a banana pudding with apples and saltine crackers, and was shocked, shocked, that it didn't taste as good as the one made by my other great-aunt.

 

That's awesome.

 

I was watching the great british bakeoff on youtube the other day and they made a treacle pie. Which apparently is made out of breadcrumbs and syrup as far as I can tell? WTF, England??

 

BTW, I read this post twice and I have no idea what it's about.

Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 09:23 AM (lIU4e)

257 Ugh, eating balut is like eating an abortion.

Posted by: Vegan at April 30, 2015 09:24 AM (/+zDJ)

258 It is if there's Crunch Berries! That's a grains, AND a dairy, AND a fruit! Science meets the culinary arts, bitches! Posted by: Dang at April 30, 2015 02:21 PM (FRkJH) Any criticism of my opinions and challenging of my beliefs is hurtful to my increasingly brittle self-esteem. Stop it now or I'll have you expelled from this blog.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:24 AM (hLRSq)

259 I eat nothing but soy and gluten-free soy and soy-free gluten! It's natural!

Posted by: Waxen Wayne at April 30, 2015 09:24 AM (2cS/G)

260 BTW, I read this post twice and I have no idea what it's about. Posted by: Lea Any thread over 100 comments, and you're on your own.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:25 AM (Wv9Ra)

261 Number 5, partly disassembled, then reassembled clumsily using staples and duct tape

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 30, 2015 09:25 AM (bLnSU)

262 Look, SJW, after 12 or 14 beers, you all start to look like super models....ok?

Posted by: Mallamutt, Tax Preparer for the Stars of MSNBC at April 30, 2015 09:25 AM (/HC6x)

263 Any thread over 100 comments, and you're on your own. Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 02:25 PM (Wv9Ra) Thar be dragons.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:25 AM (mf5HN)

264 Ha, runningrn! I'm going to run a little extra through the neighborhood from now on just to see if I can piss someone off.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 09:25 AM (GgxVX)

265 Bibibop is a chain that just started in my area. It's a fast-food style bibimbap place, with everything cooked, just pick what you want added, get some sauce, and go. And for a huge freakin' bowl with beef it's less than 7 dollars.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 09:26 AM (Mxs5H)

266 The Federal Aviation Administration raised questions in 2010 about whether it should grant a pilot's license in the United States to Andreas Lubitz, who in March flew a Germanwings jetliner into a French mountainside, but was assured by his doctors in Germany that he had fully recovered from an episode of depression the year before, according to newly released documents.

Posted by: Sky King at April 30, 2015 09:26 AM (e8kgV)

267

BTW, I read this post twice and I have no idea what it's about.

 

 

Some  blogger being heckled by  one of her  commenters.

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 09:26 AM (IPzoI)

268 Thar be dragons. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:25 PM (mf5HN) FUS RO DAH!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:27 AM (hLRSq)

269 Some blogger being heckled by one of her commenters. Or, as it is known around here............Thursday.

Posted by: Mallamutt, Tax Preparer for the Stars of MSNBC at April 30, 2015 09:27 AM (/HC6x)

270

Some blogger being heckled by one of her commenters.

 

As if *that* happens.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:28 AM (JtwS4)

271 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith , obamacare or you're in Turkey?

Posted by: Number 5 at April 30, 2015 09:28 AM (uhftQ)

272 Thar be dragons. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:25 PM (mf5HN)

And dungeons.

Posted by: the barrel at April 30, 2015 09:28 AM (/+zDJ)

273 "Some blogger being heckled by one of her commenters." Or 'Thursday.'

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:28 AM (hLRSq)

274 >>Every cooking blog seems to have one commenter per post that is all "well I substituted this and this and this and dumped some dirt in it because I am a dirtitarian and it tasted terrible! Horrible recipe"


They have the reverse, too - someone who substitutes half of the ingredients and then raves about their modified version.
I like it when people mention substitutions, but usually these ones are foodies who seriously modifying the recipe and swapping out the veggie oil for some fancy imported oil you can only get at a specialty store, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 30, 2015 09:28 AM (2TN4k)

275 I see your bibimbap,

And raise you a sundubu jjigae with beef.

* SNIIIIIFFFFFF *

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at April 30, 2015 09:28 AM (KhFZp)

276 Mallamutt committed a hate crime for commenting faster than I did.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

277 An avid glider pilot as a teenager, he was accepted into Lufthansa's highly selective flight academy in 2008. Records show that a Lufthansa flight doctor examined him that April and gave him a clean bill of health; the only condition noted was a tonsillectomy.

Yet just six months later, he had been diagnosed with "reactive depression" -- a disorder triggered by stressful or traumatic events. "In the case of Mr. Lubitz, modified living conditions caused the onset of a depressive episode," according to an account provided to the aviation administration by his doctor in Germany. By January 2009, though, he was undergoing treatment with psychotherapy and antidepressant drugs, the documents say. The known timeline of Mr. Lubitz's career suggests this was after his move to Lufthansa's flight school campus in Bremen, Germany, from his parents' home in the small town of Montabaur.

Posted by: Sky King, brought to you by Nabisco at April 30, 2015 09:29 AM (e8kgV)

278 Solution: "The Diana Moon Glampers Feminist Reclamation Project" Any female apostates that dare to put forth the effort to look "appealing" in the male-Neanderthal-dominated sense shall be burdened with sashweights and bags of birdshot while covering their faces with masks. "Who knows better than I do what normal is?" When Orwell meets Vonnegut... Onward!

Posted by: Mule at April 30, 2015 09:29 AM (qJ5N3)

279 >>Mallamutt committed a hate crime for commenting faster than I did. More of a micro-aggression really.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)

280 I'm glad you enjoyed my post, ace, but tell me, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ANNA?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Sabrina Erdely at April 30, 2015 09:30 AM (3F6F8)

281 I guess I'm teaching my ten year old the wrong lesson. I always tell him "only you can control you. If something bad happens, your response is in your control. No one can make you do anything." I should be teaching him to piss and moan. The world will be his oyster if he does it correctly. :/

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 09:31 AM (GgxVX)

282

And dungeons.

 

Nerds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:31 AM (JtwS4)

283 Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 02:25 PM (GgxVX) Haha! You go! (Virtual fist bump!)

Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 09:31 AM (sUP4M)

284 Yet just six months later, he had been diagnosed with "reactive depression" -- a disorder triggered by stressful or traumatic events. Flying planes with no engines kinda does that.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:32 AM (Wv9Ra)

285 Obama's answer went on as he talked about experiencing writer's block when he wrote some of his speeches. He rambled for more than three minutes before Yahya politely intervened.

"Yeah," he said, "I think you've sort of covered everything about that question," he said as the audience laughed.

Posted by: Courageous Cat at April 30, 2015 09:32 AM (e8kgV)

286 I've never understood eggs in salad Or egg salad.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at April 30, 2015 09:32 AM (aA2hG)

287 It's a real problem, and it should be banned. It's unhealthy, unamerican and makes women feel bad about themselves! It's a menace that must be stopped! #thighgap!

Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 09:33 AM (sUP4M)

288 Nerds. Nerds! NEEEERRRDS!

Posted by: Ogre at April 30, 2015 09:33 AM (uhftQ)

289 This post and the comments inspired me to find out what the hell 'bao' is. Thank you horde. (Firefly episode Mrs. Reynolds, 'She made fresh bao?")

Posted by: Amos Goiji Bowel at April 30, 2015 09:34 AM (qYXyZ)

290 Some blogger being heckled by one of her commenters. As if *that* happens. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 02:28 PM (JtwS4) Sometimes it goes so far that bloggers have to ban themselves.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:34 AM (mf5HN)

291 Ace fit-shamed me! Or as I call it, shite-shaming, bc I have beautiful healthy robust craps. Jealous much, Ace? Hmm?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:34 AM (iQIUe)

292 I guess I'm teaching my ten year old the wrong lesson. I always tell him "only you can control you. If something bad happens, your response is in your control. No one can make you do anything." I should be teaching him to piss and moan. Throwing rocks, looting and burning seems to work also.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:34 AM (Wv9Ra)

293 Hillary Clinton doesn't play by the rules.

That's not a partisan attack. It's not a talking point. It's not a fantasy. It's a fact -- an agonizing truth to people like me who admire Clinton and her husband, who remember how Bill Clinton rose from a backwater governorship to the presidency on a simple promise: He would fight for people who "work hard and play by the rules."

The evidence is overwhelming and metastasizing: To co-opt a William Safire line, Hillary Clinton is a congenital rule-breaker.

Posted by: Lois Lerner's former lawyer at April 30, 2015 09:35 AM (e8kgV)

294 I've never understood tuna in salad. That's just wrong.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:35 AM (7ObY1)

295 The new menace of the female form is the "bikini bridg

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 09:35 AM (GgxVX)

296 Writers get these assignments and they have to think up something and they just try to sex it up as they call it. The DM is infamous for it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

297 That should be "bikini bridge."

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2015 09:35 AM (GgxVX)

298 "only you can control you. If something bad happens, your response is in your control. No one can make you do anything." I've told my kids this almost word for word. I certainly use "only you can control you." You're right. We're terrible parents.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 09:36 AM (kff5f)

299 I suspect poster "Brunette Editor" is a dude....

Posted by: Jen at April 30, 2015 09:36 AM (msAGT)

300 The dog hiding next to the dryer with the handmade sign taped above the open door saying "cat fud".

Posted by: johnd01

Got that one on a coffee cup.

The two guys sitting on a bench in Hell. One leans over to the other and whispers in his ear "I hate this place."

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 30, 2015 09:36 AM (gLDxG)

301 I saw Bikini Bridge open for Alter Bridge, Vancouver, 2008

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:36 AM (7ObY1)

302

That should be "bikini bridge."

 

That's the one that goes from the Strip to the Aft Bank?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:37 AM (JtwS4)

303 People cutting firehose shd be shot. A store was on fire with a woman and her disabled kid in an apt above it. The firemen were trying to put it out when ahole stabs the hose. Seriously, shoot them.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:37 AM (iQIUe)

304 The little legless frog in a wheelchair staring mournfully at the diners eating frogs' legs. Oh wait, that was National Lampoon.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:37 AM (7ObY1)

305 Reminds me of all those people at Popehat who go "I love Popehat, but Clark is stupid."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst[/i] [/b] [/s] at April 30, 2015 09:37 AM (HDwDg)

306 Since we're still on The Far Side: "Stimulus, response! Stimulus, response! Don't you ever *think*?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 09:37 AM (kff5f)

307 I loved Sky King and his girl Penny! Look out, Uncle Sky!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:39 AM (iQIUe)

308 I don't think it's fair that some women can get a six pack, and I only have a 4 pack--those last two on the lower abdomen are impossible for me to achieve. Maybe, if I ate clean, I could, but it's not fair that I should have to give up chips, chocolate and alcohol to get them! I demand that other women not be allowed to prance around in teeny bikinis that I could never pull off. There should be laws against what some women wear at the beach and try to pass off as a bathing suit. It's not fair!

Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 09:40 AM (sUP4M)

309 It is written, "he who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth." Don't ask me why egg salad - I've got enough aggravation.

Posted by: High Macha Of Rashpur at April 30, 2015 09:40 AM (TF10X)

310 All this time people kept talking about Chernobyl Fox and I never watched the video. I was hoping for a hot Russian babe with three tits.

Posted by: Dave, pantless in Texas at April 30, 2015 09:40 AM (U8sWC)

311 The dog hiding next to the dryer with the handmade sign taped above the open door saying "cat fud". Posted by: johnd01 Got that one on a coffee cup. The two guys sitting on a bench in Hell. One leans over to the other and whispers in his ear "I hate this place." Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 30, 2015 02:36 PM (gLDxG) "Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp." *next panel* "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordian."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2015 09:40 AM (Txrlv)

312 Nerds saw me naked!

Posted by: Betty Childs at April 30, 2015 09:41 AM (/+zDJ)

313 Mrs. Loopner made a mean egg salad.

Posted by: Todd at April 30, 2015 09:41 AM (7ObY1)

314

Far Side Gold Mine

http://tinyurl.com/otvf48v

Posted by: Ogre at April 30, 2015 09:41 AM (uhftQ)

315 BTW - #293 is a quote from Ron Fournier.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:41 AM (hLRSq)

316 Remember the Ukranian girl on the motorcycle riding thru Chernobyl years ago? FAKE!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:42 AM (iQIUe)

317 instead of roast i used spam, instead of rice i used rice puffs. I hate this blog. They have shitty recipe ideas.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 09:42 AM (nqBYe)

318 this whole blog is triggering for me. ace, can you please refrain from posting anything that could trigger me? these microaggressions NEED TO STOP

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 09:42 AM (AkOaV)

319 Hey http://tinyurl.com/mda6yqw

Posted by: Face size Spider in AtC's closet at April 30, 2015 09:42 AM (sgrzZ)

320 aoshq makes me feel so... UNSAFE I demand a Title IX investigation.

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 09:43 AM (AkOaV)

321 and everyone speaks of triggering while i don't even own a gun. shouldn't you feel bad and buy me one? this is a gun thread right?

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 09:44 AM (nqBYe)

322 aoshq makes me feel so... UNSAFE I demand a Title IX investigation. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 02:43 PM (AkOaV) I'll get right on that, sugartits.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 09:44 AM (mf5HN)

323 I must live in Paradise, because I've never heard the word "trigger" used in an actual conversation. Have you all moved to some weird Insane Asylum where everyone is a walking neurosis?

Posted by: Feh at April 30, 2015 09:44 AM (mypP6)

324 me and the kids http://tinyurl.com/8rn8jzu

Posted by: Face size Spider in AtC's closet at April 30, 2015 09:44 AM (sgrzZ)

325 I don't think it's fair that some women can get a six pack, and I only have a 4 pack--those last two on the lower abdomen are impossible for me to achieve. Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 02:40 PM (sUP4M) You DO know that making this kind of comment without photographic proof is a microaggression? Shame on you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2015 09:44 AM (Txrlv)

326 http://bit.ly/1biTQEu Because I am a giver. SFW.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at April 30, 2015 09:45 AM (Wv9Ra)

327 Damn, now all I can think about is food.

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at April 30, 2015 09:45 AM (qYXyZ)

328 321 and everyone speaks of triggering while i don't even own a gun. shouldn't you feel bad and buy me one? Gander Mountain is blowing out the post-hunting season stock at low, low process. Seriously low. Stopped in the other day for a few things and had to physically tear myself away from the sale table.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:45 AM (7ObY1)

329 Have you all moved to some weird Insane Asylum where everyone is a walking neurosis?

Posted by: Feh

***************************************************************

***************************************************************

No. It's moving to where we are.

Posted by: Ogre at April 30, 2015 09:46 AM (uhftQ)

330 We paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for this: Yesterday, Tsarnaev called his third grade teacher. That is not a typo. T-H-I-R-D G-R-A-D-E. She gave the following testimony according to this CBS News story: .... "He was incredibly hardworking," she said. "He cared a lot about his studies; he tried very hard."

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:46 AM (iQIUe)

331

The two guys sitting on a bench in Hell. One leans over to the other and whispers in his ear "I hate this place."

 

 

hah

Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 09:46 AM (IPzoI)

332 Oh crud. Delete! Delete! Where's the delete button!

Posted by: Ogre at April 30, 2015 09:46 AM (uhftQ)

333 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN) Sugartits is microaggressing against people without tits AND against people who can't eat sugar! ahhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 09:46 AM (AkOaV)

334 You know what else isn't fair? Women who can afford to buy better bodies than I can ever achieve by working out, running, and eating clean. Plastic surgery elevates some people over others, and it should be banned--for the children--so girls don't have unrealistic body images and feel bad about themselves...

Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (sUP4M)

335 It wasnt me!

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (iQIUe)

336 here's that daft Coslett holding up a sign: http://tinyurl.com/m6b9o33 microaggression? bad. passive aggression? doubleplus good!

Posted by: Feh at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (mypP6)

337 FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (Txrlv)

338 This is certainly a wide topic...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (Bn6aD)

339 Barrel for Mr Ogre

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (eOpVe)

340 I can't get a six-pack no matter how many crunches I do. You have to eat like almost no fat at all besides doing thousands of crunches. But I'm happy just to have a reasonably flat stomach.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (7ObY1)

341 Good work Ogre. Please report to the barrel. Your micro-aggression shall not go unchastised.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (hLRSq)

342 And Leon's getting laaaaaarger.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (7ObY1)

343 >>Oh crud. Delete! Delete! Where's the delete button! The button is inside the barrel.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 09:47 AM (g1DWB)

344 Wow...I pop in here for 1 minute and someone embiggens the blog. Weird.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (h4vJk)

345 Ogre to the barrel, please.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)

346 Forcing me into a small confined space is uh....racist?

Posted by: Ogre at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (uhftQ)

347 this thread makes feminists look fat

Posted by: Feh at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (mypP6)

348 This blog is fat shaming me!!!!!!! It just got embiggened!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (AkOaV)

349 Pretty sure this is a wonderful, wonderful hoax. I just googled for a couple of phrases from the exchange (including the alleged original post, "goji bowl and water for lunch") and came up bupkis (e.g. http://j.mp/1zhk59O ). If this was a public blog on Tumblr--and had been up for a few days (as would have to be, since the imgur post is three days old)--the google would've found it. So, yeah, "fake but accurate". "In service to a greater truth". All that stuff.

Posted by: Shoutingboy at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (Jx1eY)

350 Wow...I pop in here for 1 minute and someone embiggens the blog. Weird. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 30, 2015 02:48 PM (h4vJk) So your the trigger.

Posted by: wrg500 at April 30, 2015 09:48 AM (sgrzZ)

351 This is going to require intervention.

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at April 30, 2015 09:49 AM (qYXyZ)

352 Come to me, my dear.....

Posted by: The Barrel at April 30, 2015 09:49 AM (Txrlv)

353 Posted by: runningrn at April 30, 2015 02:47 PM (sUP4M) Hollywood is triggering. It should be banned. With nuclear weapons if necessary.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at April 30, 2015 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

354 Damn, and I thought I got stuffed eating cities earlier this week...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 30, 2015 09:49 AM (DT3rQ)

355 >>>women not be allowed to prance around in teeny bikinis that I could never pull off. Yeah I hate that too. 500 yards is a long way.

Posted by: Dave, pantless in Texas at April 30, 2015 09:49 AM (U8sWC)

356 Forcing me into a small confined space is uh....racist? Posted by: Ogre at April 30, 2015 02:48 PM (uhftQ) I'm sorry, sir, but your Race Card has been declined. Do you have another?

Posted by: Your Waiter at April 30, 2015 09:49 AM (kff5f)

357 nood, skinnier

Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 09:50 AM (AkOaV)

358 Ketchup on the egg whites is what made this blog fat.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 09:50 AM (JtwS4)

359

If there are enough microagressions, do they combine to become a macroagression?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 09:50 AM (uhftQ)

360 So your the trigger. Posted by: wrg500 at April 30, 2015 02:48 PM Nope. Not today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] at April 30, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)

361 Ogre... hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete and tell it Format C:

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 30, 2015 09:50 AM (eOpVe)

362 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 02:44 PM (mf5HN) Actually quote from me to my mentor the other day: Her: "We have to [do x]. I didn't know that, how interesting." Me: "Title XI is a bitch" Her: "Well [x] seems good because..." Me: "X is bad because..." Me: "Title XI is a bitch." (X was "mandatory reporting of any student mention of sexual harassment, even if the mention was in confidence to your mentor." Fill in all the parts after... based on what I'd say.) (Also for AtC's benefit I left out where I said: "Wow, I'm soooo glad I never told you have the shit that happened to me at the IRB [that group that fired me, remember them?]")

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst[/i] [/b] [/s] at April 30, 2015 09:50 AM (HDwDg)

363 "When you post about fitness you're rubbing it in the face of people like me who cannot work out and lose weight." THEN GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY BLOG!!!"

Posted by: Socratease at April 30, 2015 09:51 AM (2GbWn)

364 >>*nosewrinkle*

Milk is icky.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016

 

Come on. A sleeve of thin mints and a quart of milk. What kid wouldn't want that?

Posted by: Aviator at April 30, 2015 09:51 AM (b3p08)

365 I want to know who the Budweiser ad man is because they have absolutely no awareness of whats going on around them. They're in advertising for Pete's sake!

Posted by: Cruzinator at April 30, 2015 09:52 AM (dBm7S)

366 Read the comments. It appears to be a fake blog set up by some guy. It has attracted many comments from other guys.

Posted by: Jen at April 30, 2015 09:53 AM (msAGT)

367 The fact that     it is not immediately obvious whether an item like this is    reality or satire   proves that the inmates are running the asylum.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2015 09:54 AM (ZkzmI)

368

Because of Bush's policies the earth is now confused from his manmde global warming that the earth is trying to reverse the Bush disaster by cooling itself. That makes sense to us in Brattleboro.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 09:54 AM (Sd++4)

369

The best Far Side cartoon ever:

 

Jeopardy game - contestants are Einstein, Edison, and Jones

Score:  Einstein - 35000, Edison - 29500, Jones - negative 100

Jones:    "I realize the game is almost over, but just for the record, I    don't think my buzzer    was working properly".

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2015 09:56 AM (ZkzmI)

370 I found the picture of the egg on salad verytriggering That could have been my offspring, but now it's simply part of some insensitive carnivore of lacto-ovo vegetarians lunch. I may be so traumatized I may not be able to actually lay eggs for some considerable time. I insist that you ban pictures of eggs when they are used as a meal!!

Posted by: Local hen at April 30, 2015 10:02 AM (DXzRD)

371 I just tried Google Image Search on the image of the "goji bowl" with the egg on top. If it really was posted on someone's blog, I should expect Google to find it. Nothing. So Shoutingboy tried Google on the text, and came up with nothing; and I tried Google on the image, and came up with nothing. Hoax, pretty sure.

Posted by: mr_jack at April 30, 2015 10:04 AM (GP7PH)

372

If you think this is a hoax, you need to spend some time on reddit. It most definitely not a hoax.

Check out r/tumblrinaction and r/fatpeoplestories on reddit to see the kind of lunacy that goes on in the "fatty department" of the social justice movement. They're no less crazy and hysterical than the radfems are.

And don't even get me started on the "otherkin."

Yes, that is also a thing now. Not shitting you.

Posted by: Ed at April 30, 2015 10:05 AM (p+4lN)

373

Also - look at r/thisisthinprivilege on reddit. it may be r/titp - sorry, can't remember.

It's an entire forum of overweight people bitching about all the privilege non-fatasses have in the world. This exchange is par for the course.

Posted by: Ed at April 30, 2015 10:08 AM (p+4lN)

374 Looks like this blog has embraced the fat acceptance movement.

Posted by: Bettie Page at April 30, 2015 10:09 AM (zoehZ)

375 This was already baked in the cake when Corker, Graham, and McCain supported the immigration lawlessness. If they thought they could contain the lawlessness to one little area and it wouldn't affect their pet issues, they were wrong, it turns out.

Posted by: bjk at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (x2rNW)

376 Sorry, not Corker. Corker wants this bill, my mistake. (Maybe McCain does too, who knows).

Posted by: bjk at April 30, 2015 10:16 AM (x2rNW)

377 Psssssssh, around here, it is more like 4 out of 5 women fit-shame.

Everyone has a FitBit, and they are all on their little FitBit kick, when they aren't walking, they are talking about walking, they are comparing their walking, they are complaining of bad weather because they can't walk, they are singing the joys of how it makes you just wanna get up and walk.

I want to bang my head into a wall.

If you aren't interested in joining the FitBit cult, you are......to be shunned.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 30, 2015 10:21 AM (RLFFI)

378 Ed--You seem to be saying "this exchange must have happened on Tumblr, as stated, because I've seen completely different conversations over on Reddit". Do I have that right? (I'm not saying there ain't crazy fat-acceptance people. There are, I know it. I *am* saying that the claim on Imgur--that this exchange happened in the comments section of an established Tumblr blog run by a friend of the Imgur poster--is not true.)

Posted by: Shoutingboy at April 30, 2015 10:22 AM (Jx1eY)

379 You know what this thread needs? Bewbs. And besides, she makes some good, um, points. http://tinyurl.com/p3e7dgx

Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 10:34 AM (7ObY1)

380 I wish I could tell all these special snowflakes that the world doesn't give a shit about their triggers,  sexual identity(s), sexual preferences, phobias, insecurities, etc because everyone is busy dealing with the crap in their lives as best they can. If they're in academia, that ain't the real world. I wish they would grow up, quit whining and quit trying to pull power plays on people. On of these days reality is going to smack them in the face....if I don't do it first.

Posted by: Zoltan at April 30, 2015 12:00 PM (eLZwy)

381 Jeopardy game - contestants are Einstein, Edison, and Jones Score: Einstein - 35000, Edison - 29500, Jones - negative 100 Jones: "I realize the game is almost over, but just for the record, I don't think my buzzer was working properly". Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2015 02:56 PM (ZkzmI) ******************************************** Lolo should stick to sports.

Posted by: Jock at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (xkSSa)

382 Googling: "Goji bowl and water for lunch was refreshing after a run"
(with quotes) you get one hit.  Total, ONE hit.

So either this is a "blog" that Google can't find, doesn't track, and doesn't search... or this is fake. 

Any blog software that hides your blogs from Google; and still you have 6,000+ followers?

Given what Google can find I'd guess less than a 1% chance it's real as shown.  I'd call it fake and not feel any risk of getting that wrong.

Posted by: gekkobear at April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (H0IZc)

383 Ace, I wish you wouldn't use the word "hoax" b/c that offends me. You need to be more concerned with how the followers of this blog FEEL!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (5x+vK)

384 http://injusticestories.com/i-aborted-my-baby-because-it-was-a-boy/ Check this out - I've been convinced that the entire site is a hoax since I first saw it, but many people I know (and hundreds of commenters) think it's for real. It's compelling reading, anyway.

Posted by: Rona at May 01, 2015 05:49 PM (Gfasw)

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