October 31, 2008

Early Friday Night Drunkblogging
— LauraW

It really is too early to be fucked up.

Look, I'm not going to lie to you people. I am two and a half sheets to the wind right now.

Didn't eat dinner, and two whisky-and-waters later, here we are. Tipsy as a Weeble.

Remember this guy?



Eat me, Obama.


Obama would eat him, too.

Admirable as that is, it's no reason at all to vote for him. Crunching down on seahorses is the kind of furiously immoral behavior we expect of epicures who come from certain nations which rhyme with 'Japan.'

Seahorses have families, man. John McCain would never crunch down on a seahorse.

No way, no how.

OK, so Palin might, but that's a separate issue.

Posted by: LauraW at 04:39 PM | Comments (72)
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1 LOL, are you sure looking at that no-so-tasy morsel won't push you over the pukage-edge? Hey, I hope you can post the latest video from today's McCain rally. Arnold Schwarzenegger DESTROYED Obama at a rally today. Best argument for independents EVER. Johnmccaindotcom has posted, let's push it all over the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxSW9nK3kI8

Posted by: watchdog at October 31, 2008 04:41 PM (yCbBv)

2 And I just realized I'm sitting here stone cold sober.  The fuck is up with that? 

*goes to down Val U Rite*

Posted by: alexthechick at October 31, 2008 04:41 PM (zXJGz)

3 Ace was for seahorses before he was against them.

Posted by: Ryan at October 31, 2008 04:42 PM (MMxvP)

4

I like "Fright Night" as a Halloween movie that's in the non-gross out category.

For some reason "My Dinner with Andre" is also a good Halloween night flick, despite the absence of Gore, Mayhem and Violence found in the rare "Director's Cut" version.

-

and I realize that this is in the wrong post.  I'm drunk, too.

 

Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 31, 2008 04:42 PM (GuX8p)

5 Oh, and since we're counting:  one and a half sheets to the wind, here.

Posted by: Ryan at October 31, 2008 04:43 PM (MMxvP)

6 Just startin...scotch on the rocks

Posted by: doonuts at October 31, 2008 04:44 PM (7dM8y)

7 and Jennifer <spit> Brunner tears a page out of the Murtha playbook

Istill might hit it. I'm almost drunk enough.

Posted by: jadedinga at October 31, 2008 04:44 PM (LJnG/)

8

If you are going to talk about your intake please lie. 2 drinks and it's drunk blogging?? I don't care if you are a 75 pound Chinese "senior citizen" gymnast. Just say you are on your 5th (at least) cocktail.

2 drinks and you are drunk only makes our side look like we walked out of a Amish Apple Cider-Pong Tourney.....weak.

Posted by: Hurricane at October 31, 2008 04:45 PM (OvRQ4)

9

I had a few beers at a bar after work only to avoid the hordes of midget beggars that drive the dog nuts on Halloween.  Pathetic but true.

Did catch sight of three slutty pirates, a slutty German barmaid (though not eating poop) and two slutty witches though, so it was worth it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 31, 2008 04:46 PM (gHv/5)

10 Are you fucking kidding me? I left work at noon to come home and take the kids trick-or-treating.

Noon.

As in no lunch.

As in drinking a bunch of beer and bourbon walking around the neighborhood with the guys while the kiddos pillaged houses.

I'll see your 2.5 sheets and raise you one.

Posted by: Andy at October 31, 2008 04:47 PM (B+HYX)

11 I'm a wee bit tipsy too.  I am about to hit a Halloween party. It's for the kids, but grownups can have fun too, right? This year I'm a fairy. 

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 31, 2008 04:49 PM (jcH8M)

12 ok, three.

Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2008 04:49 PM (DbybK)

13 Appalachian state is whoopin ass, if anyone gives 0.4 of a shit.

Posted by: doonuts at October 31, 2008 04:51 PM (7dM8y)

14 Trick or Drink!
What's that stink?
Lauraw's seahorses
In the Link.

Posted by: Cathy at October 31, 2008 04:52 PM (qZp4R)

15 Guys - DRUDGE....NOW!

Posted by: Ryan at October 31, 2008 04:56 PM (MMxvP)

16 DRUDGE:  Zogby:  McCain Move into Lead 48-47 in One Day Polling.

What the fuck?

Posted by: SlaveDog at October 31, 2008 04:58 PM (6Gy0q)

17 Well, guess what? I just saw a Playboy bunny, a slutty pirate and....probably just a plain ole whore. Problem, it wasn't at an adult bar, it was in my freakin' neighborhood. Girls about 15 or 16 trick-or-treating --- looked more like turning tricks sans treats. Who the fuck let's their kid wear something like that!

Posted by: Hongqi at October 31, 2008 04:59 PM (+WuMm)

18 A Seahorse?

This is not the drunk cat blogger LauraW that I knew.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 31, 2008 04:59 PM (hlYel)

19   nations which rhyme with 'Japan.'
chad nope, drink.

albania nope ,drink.

montenegro nope ,drink.

saipan  ?

uh...

nope ,drink.

Posted by: gonna be a long night at October 31, 2008 05:00 PM (LJnG/)

20 Holy shit, McCain in the lead!!!!! Whoop!

Posted by: Hongqi at October 31, 2008 05:00 PM (+WuMm)

21 Ya know seahorse males are the ones who take care of the baby seahorses? It might be mentioned up above, but I'm too lazy to search it. So there. Pbbbbt! (That's a raspberry sound).

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at October 31, 2008 05:00 PM (k5o/0)

22 Sudan

Posted by: doonuts at October 31, 2008 05:02 PM (7dM8y)

23 Lauraw is drowning her regrets, with whiskey and cigarettes, for missing the screening last night....do you have any idea how hard it was to find val-u-rite brand Vodka for the afterparty?

Posted by: Daryl Tucker at October 31, 2008 05:04 PM (mDaTK)

24 DRUDGE:  ZOGBY SATURDAY: McCain outpolled Obama 48% to 47% in Friday polling. He is beginning to cut into Obama's lead among independents, is now leading among blue collar voters, has strengthened his lead among investors and among men, and is walloping Obama among NASCAR voters. Joe the Plumber may get his license after all...

Unbelievable.  Now today's Obama comments are beginning to make sense.  He's nervous.  He doesn't handle losing well.

Sorry about the OT.

Posted by: SlaveDog at October 31, 2008 05:05 PM (6Gy0q)

25 Sudan?

uh...well "an" , but no "pan"

our judges say?
.
.
.
nope,drink.


good effort though...that was good.

Posted by: gonna be a long night at October 31, 2008 05:06 PM (LJnG/)

26 i'd rather drink than think anyway, hey that rhymes.

Posted by: doonuts at October 31, 2008 05:08 PM (7dM8y)

27

Drudge headline

Zogby 1 day poll ... McCain up 48-47

Posted by: cromagnum at October 31, 2008 05:12 PM (j5MnB)

28 RWS, we want pics!

Related: Worst Halloween thing about moving from TX to MA ... Coats!

Posted by: Andy at October 31, 2008 05:17 PM (B+HYX)

29

Drudge headline

Zogby 1 day poll ... McCain up 48-47



now I KNOW I'm drunk.
.
.

.
Panama Canal Zone nope ,drink.

Posted by: gonna be a long night at October 31, 2008 05:18 PM (LJnG/)

30

Drudge headline

Zogby 1 day poll ... McCain up 48-47

WE'RE BACK!!!

Into my third bottle of wine, going to valu rite next!

Kemp

How do you turn off this red shit?

Posted by: kempermanx at October 31, 2008 05:19 PM (60Sa7)

31

Fuck yea! What a way to start the weekend. McPalin up by 1 and the ad blitz is just beginning. Is it too early to start taking bets on how big a mess they'll be in the BSNBC studios Tuesday when Olberwoman's head explodes?

And for those still in the spooky spirit. a little Halloween cheer in front of our house tonight.

http://tiny.cc/SxVfu

 

 

Posted by: TheAdmiral at October 31, 2008 05:20 PM (zNl33)

32 red shit = commie = obama

indonesia  nope ,drink. (thanks kemp!)

Posted by: gonna be a long night at October 31, 2008 05:22 PM (LJnG/)

33 Why would anyone eat a seahorse?  There can't be enough meat on the thing to make it worthwhile. 


Posted by: Annalucia at October 31, 2008 05:24 PM (OMiLl)

34 #17, I live in the wrong neighborhood, I guess.

Out here on our quiet country road, which I know has kids on it, we had zero trick-or-treaters. None. And we had the GOOD candy too, I didn't want to be the lame house.

Fuck, now I'm going to want to munch on this stuff all weekend.

Posted by: SGT Dan at October 31, 2008 05:25 PM (Cj1+K)

35 BSNBC--that's funny!

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at October 31, 2008 05:25 PM (Ihk12)

36 Annalucia, Think exoskeleton, all the juicy goodness is inside. Pop the head off and those things are lke shooters.

Posted by: Hongqi at October 31, 2008 05:26 PM (+WuMm)

37 Zogby is nice but Todd in on Greta. Dreamy. The fiance is iin charge of the door & candy. I'm in charge of the drinks. And watching Todd.

Posted by: Swegin at October 31, 2008 05:27 PM (q0Z3p)

38 Damn, 48-47, huh?  That is good news.  Wonder what could be responsible for that?

Posted by: Constant Reader at October 31, 2008 05:31 PM (7h2la)

39 McCain would not eat that seahorse, but he would drive 4.5 acres and 97,000 tons of US steel over it every chance he gets.

Posted by: Vmaximus at October 31, 2008 05:41 PM (zWV8s)

40 McCain would not eat that seahorse, but he would drive 4.5 acres and 97,000 tons of US steel over it every chance he gets. What?

Posted by: Hongqi at October 31, 2008 05:43 PM (+WuMm)

41 Two and a half whiskey waters?  I've finished a bottle of wine on my own and am moving on to the whiskey waters.  Take it up a notch.  Kick it up a notch, if you will.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 31, 2008 05:45 PM (PDeVA)

42 What?

Its  Early Friday Night Drunkblogging

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at October 31, 2008 05:46 PM (Ihk12)

43

drunk?

 

I'm sotally tomer.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2008 05:49 PM (eiOZw)

44

Female seahorses, once fertilized, spread their fertilized eggs to the male, and the male gives live birth to alive seahorses.  (random bit of info)

Obama is for families.  He has 2 kids, so he has a family.

John McCain has seven kids, 6 he fathered with his wife, who is hot, AFTER he was permanently crippled, and they seem like good kids, based on what little we know, only meghan is out there.

The other is a darky he adopted, and it doesn't look like she feels any less a member of the family based on Meghans pic's.

Who's for family?

And, what kinda woman is cindy, a hotty, to love a man like john even though he was crippled before they met?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 05:51 PM (ul7te)

45 Aircraft carrier Honqui

Posted by: aubrey at October 31, 2008 05:51 PM (joS+d)

46

Bubbles!

Thats a funny word!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 05:52 PM (ul7te)

47 Aircraft carrier Hongqui Hongqi Oh, sorry just a dumb grunt. All that Navy talk makes me feel funny.

Posted by: Hongqi at October 31, 2008 06:00 PM (+WuMm)

48 Well, Obama (D-ACORN) did promise me a pony, not a sea horse though.

Posted by: Michelle's American White Racist at October 31, 2008 06:08 PM (NLtVk)

49 Hongqi at October 31, 2008 10:43 PM (+WuMm)
Hahahahahah!!!!!!!

Posted by: Vmaximus at October 31, 2008 06:12 PM (zWV8s)

50 How ya doin' LauraW? Still with us?

Posted by: Swegin at October 31, 2008 06:18 PM (q0Z3p)

51

 certain nations which rhyme with 'Japan.'

Saipan?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2008 06:24 PM (GGy7k)

52 I'm not a think as you drunk I am, arcifer.

Posted by: lAURAw at October 31, 2008 06:26 PM (GGy7k)

53 I am about to pass out er.... call it a night? Only 8 shots of Luksusowa.
Crap

Posted by: Vmaximus at October 31, 2008 06:32 PM (zWV8s)

54 I can't thunk when I'm drink.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2008 06:39 PM (eiOZw)

55

Yeah LauraW  how you doing?  You still with us?  How's things?

Everything cool?  Having fun?  The open bloggers following the rules, cuz we all know you are Ace's Hammer, heh, hah, HAH!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  Sorry, it's just that you're really funny, and cool.  Thats all I'm saying.  I'm not talking about anything else, I mean really!?  what could I be talking about?

Heh, hah, HAHAHAH, so, other than that. . . . .

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 06:50 PM (ul7te)

56 Uh.

Goodnight, sugarheads

*thunk*

Posted by: lauraw at October 31, 2008 06:58 PM (DbybK)

57 Whats your situation?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 07:03 PM (ul7te)

58 It was one of the weakest written, and lame skits ever, but jonah hill delivered, and I find it hilarious.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 07:03 PM (ul7te)

59 Wicked,
You left out the best thing about Cindy McCain, SHE OWNS A F'N BEER DISTRIBUTORSHIP. That alone gives me major wood.

Posted by: mrcaniac at October 31, 2008 07:42 PM (Rbulg)

60

what could I be talking about?

 

you could just be blathering nonsense.  My money's on that.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2008 07:46 PM (eiOZw)

61

You know the joke Dave?  why you have to bigfoot it?

NO FAIR!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2008 08:58 PM (ul7te)

62 You don't mix whisky with water.

Posted by: aes at October 31, 2008 10:23 PM (G0c+G)

63 Three Dog night does.  "Want some whisky in your water?  What's that smell of stale perfume?  What's all these crazy questions you're asking me?"

Come to think of it, that's a damned good metaphor for the Obama campaign right there, too -- not to mention this particular thread . . . .

Mmmmmmmm . . . crunchy seahorsies . . .

~~JD~~

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