October 31, 2009

Drunken Ewoks Run Amok on Today Show Set [dri]
— Open Blog

I think Ace has some 'splaining to do...


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1

MSNBC????

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 02:55 AM (CDUiN)

2 Ewoks!

EWOKS!!!!!!


Posted by: Mortis at October 31, 2009 02:56 AM (hA5JK)

3
Al Roker just ruined the Han Solo costume forever. Something so epically cool turned to shit.

Posted by: Blazer at October 31, 2009 02:57 AM (+FzLa)

4 Ewok must have been drunk to hump Roeper.

Posted by: DM! at October 31, 2009 02:58 AM (GJbFM)

5 Roeper, Roker, tomato, tomato.

Posted by: DM! at October 31, 2009 02:58 AM (GJbFM)

6 One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at October 31, 2009 03:05 AM (YRjsF)

7
Who was that big dyke wearing the Darth Vader costume?

Wish she wore the helmet, too.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 31, 2009 03:14 AM (z37MR)

8

(hic,,,hic-hic,,)

Posted by: Drunken Ewok at October 31, 2009 03:21 AM (NUhCr)

9


Al Roker is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away.

Posted by: Darth Blazer at October 31, 2009 03:28 AM (+FzLa)

10 Is there no bottom to the Star Wars shit barrel?

Posted by: TexasJew at October 31, 2009 03:29 AM (dcKUM)

11

Al,.... I am your father.

Posted by: Jabba The Hutt at October 31, 2009 03:31 AM (+FzLa)

12

 

Dang' it,,, it's always Ewok this, Ewok that,, whats' a guy gotta' do to get some love around here?!? 

Posted by: Sand Person at October 31, 2009 03:33 AM (NUhCr)

13

Those were Ewok jobs saved or created due to my magical stimulus plan. 

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at October 31, 2009 03:36 AM (NUhCr)

14 Why wasn't Michelle dressed up?

Posted by: dogfish at October 31, 2009 03:39 AM (sGaoh)

15 notice that the ewok was humping Roker's leg, not any of the three "women" that were there??

Posted by: mrfixit at October 31, 2009 03:40 AM (TSfHi)

16 @13.. I don't know about that one.. Looks like they may be out of a job after those theatrics..lol

Posted by: UGRev at October 31, 2009 03:41 AM (uhjTJ)

17 notice that the ewok was humping Roker's leg, not any of the three "women" that were there??

Are you suggesting then that actually was Ace?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2009 03:42 AM (qWLc4)

18 16 @13.. I don't know about that one.. Looks like they may be out of a job after those theatrics..lol

Posted by: UGRev at October 31, 2009 08:41 AM (uhjTJ)

Screw you, they're Union...

Posted by: SEIU at October 31, 2009 03:46 AM (dcKUM)

19 3
Al Roker just ruined the Han Solo costume forever. Something so epically cool turned to shit.

Agree.  I've never watched MSNBC, and now I know why.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 03:49 AM (uQVDB)

20
I find Anne Curry's lack of a sense of humor disturbing.

Posted by: Darth Blazer at October 31, 2009 03:52 AM (+FzLa)

21

Ewoks break dancing. Now I've seen everything.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 03:52 AM (Be4xl)

22 *snort*  Ewoks, booze, leg humping, cranky vaderette....I bet those high and mighties weren't drinking Val-U-Rite!

Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at October 31, 2009 03:54 AM (s9UWL)

23 22 *snort*  Ewoks, booze, leg humping, cranky vaderette....I bet those high and mighties weren't drinking Val-U-Rite!

Maddog 20/20

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 03:57 AM (uQVDB)

24

I go without power* for over a day and this is what I come back to.

*Ask me about the tornado in my neighborhood!

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 03:57 AM (Be4xl)

25

I was just informed by Joe that it was actually 17.68873589999 buh-zillion Ewok jobs saved or created by my magical stimulus plan.  As a result, the Ewok community has a historic low jobless rate of negitive 16.63463363666226226 % unemployment rate.  There you have it, I've made history yet once again and expect another Nobel prize for something or other!

 

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

  

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at October 31, 2009 03:57 AM (NUhCr)

26

Ewoks break dancing. Now I've seen everything.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 08:52 AM (Be4xl)

http://tinyurl.com/db5vc3

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2009 03:58 AM (qWLc4)

27

<snort>

I clicked, but I didn't listen!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 04:00 AM (Be4xl)

28 Drunken Ewoks Run Amok on Today Show Set is a fucking shit hole... A fucking shit hole..
Donate to the Ace of Spades Head Quarters (hand wave)

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at October 31, 2009 04:02 AM (KeHPo)

29

*Ask me about the tornado in my neighborhood

Okay.  How 'bout that tornado in your neighborhood?

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 04:02 AM (uQVDB)

30

Funny you should ask...all of a sudden there were Ewoks swirling around in the trees...

No, but really, the Shreveport/Bossier City area had 20 in. of rain in Oct. (and in Sept., too) and topped it off with 5 inches of rain on Thursday and some nice little tornados. We just lost tree branches and power for 30 hours, but 1.5 blocks away, every house has roof damage. And there was a big fire when a power line came down on the townhouses over yonder.

Happy to be safe and annoyed that I had juuuuust filled the fridge and freezers with a bunch of expensive food.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 04:07 AM (Be4xl)

31

#24

If your county voted for me I'm interested in the tornado in your hood,, if not, save your raciest cracker ass rant for your vast right wing buddies,,, mm-kay  ( )

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at October 31, 2009 04:08 AM (NUhCr)

32 30

Funny you should ask...all of a sudden there were Ewoks swirling around in the trees...

EWOKIST!!!!

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 04:13 AM (uQVDB)

33 I have nothing against Ewoks (roasting in my fireplace)!

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 04:14 AM (Be4xl)

34 Every time I think they can't possibly desecrate one of the good memories of my childhood, they dress up Al Roker, and shit all over it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 04:16 AM (erIg9)

35 Just scarfed my third slice of bacon without sharing. I think I heard one of the kitties whispering to another, "Make it look like an accident"

Posted by: fluffy at October 31, 2009 04:16 AM (4Kl5M)

36 Ewoks are sorta red meatish, right?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 04:17 AM (erIg9)

37 35 Just scarfed my third slice of bacon without sharing. I think I heard one of the kitties whispering to another, "Make it look like an accident"

Posted by: fluffy at October 31, 2009 09:16 AM (4Kl5M)


O_O

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 04:18 AM (erIg9)

38 35 Just scarfed my third slice of bacon without sharing. I think I heard one of the kitties whispering to another, "Make it look like an accident"

So you have members of the cat mafia in your house too.  Step lightly and be aware.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 04:20 AM (uQVDB)

39 Ah, come on, fluffy, I refuse to believe...that they were whispering.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 04:20 AM (Be4xl)

40 36 Ewoks are sorta red meatish, right?

When properly cooked they should be medium brown, assign whatever classification to that you will.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at October 31, 2009 04:21 AM (KeHPo)

41

Headline over at Fox:

 

Limbaugh Tells Fox News Dems Trying to 'Steal' Private Sector

 

The conservative radio talk show host blasted the Democrats' health care bills as a front that would steal money from American businesses and effect the partial takeover of the private sector.

 

Health care reform legislation being pushed through Congress represents the "biggest snatch of freedom and liberty" in U.S. history, Rush Limbaugh tells "Fox News Sunday" host Chris Wallace in an exclusive interview to air this Sunday.

 

Maybe I’ll break down and watch Commie Wallace tomorrow.  It will be interesting to see how hard he attacks Rush.

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 04:21 AM (CDUiN)

42 Starting of a blog post with drunken is no way to go through life son.
















Posted by: Dean Wermer at October 31, 2009 04:25 AM (KeHPo)

43 Ewoks are sorta red meatish, right?

Ah there's nothing like an ELT: Ewok, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.  Where the Ewok is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe.....Mmmm.

Posted by: Miracle Max, Episode Two at October 31, 2009 04:26 AM (qWLc4)

44
Did you hear how Obama met his wife?

Obama was with his buddies, Jeremiah and Bill, one night in a bar scoping out chicks. Obama was complaining he couldn't find the right girl for himself and was convinced he'd never find his perfect mate. Jeremiah was disapppointed in his young friend and said, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

 Later, Jeremiah spotted a cute young woman about the same age as Obama and asked Obama if he liked her.

Obama's lips curled up in contempt and he said, "I'd sooner kiss a wookiee."

Bill jumped in and said, "I can arrange that."

And the rest is history.

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 31, 2009 04:29 AM (z37MR)

45 Fill in correct spelling of word here _____________  for all past, present, and future posts I screw up.  (hint of =off  for this one, figure out the rest...)

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 04:29 AM (KeHPo)

46

I kept waiting for the Israeli tank to go across the Today show set.

Tweet beats dead horses

I try to do my part...

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 04:33 AM (Be4xl)

47

Now that the Euro-Dweebs are cracking down on attempted-suicide tourism, there aren't a lot of reasons left to visit there.  I checked into my room in Bruges and hacked the living shit out of my vasculature.

I woke up the next morning, and I was still in fucking Bruges.  Fuck.

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2009 04:33 AM (4D++K)

48 47

Now that the Euro-Dweebs are cracking down on attempted-suicide tourism, there aren't a lot of reasons left to visit there.  I checked into my room in Bruges and hacked the living shit out of my vasculature.

I woke up the next morning, and I was still in fucking Bruges.  Fuck.

Try Frankfurt, Germany.  I'm sure it'll work there.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 04:40 AM (uQVDB)

49 Ewoks? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 31, 2009 04:41 AM (4iIhs)

50

Is anyone else having problems with the site locking up?

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 04:42 AM (CDUiN)

51 50

Is anyone else having problems with the site locking up?

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 09:42 AM (CDUiN)


oh good, here I thought it was because of the hangover.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 04:43 AM (erIg9)

52 I find Anne Curry's lack of a sense of humor disturbing brain annoying. Posted by: Darth Blazer at October 31, 2009 08:52 AM (+FzLa) FTFY

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 31, 2009 04:44 AM (4iIhs)

53 Die sock!

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 31, 2009 04:45 AM (4iIhs)

54 Che Pizza? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 31, 2009 04:45 AM (erIg9)

55 Yeah!  Odd meeteeors!  (I will be missed)

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 04:48 AM (KeHPo)

56 Where the Ewok is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe.....Mmmm. Posted by: Miracle Max, Episode Two at October 31, 2009 09:26 AM (qWLc4) LIAR!!!!

Posted by: Simka at October 31, 2009 04:48 AM (4iIhs)

57 It's Halloween.  And tonight's an almost full moon.  What does that mean?

Posted by: katya at October 31, 2009 04:49 AM (RbvF+)

58 57 It's Halloween.  And tonight's an almost full moon.  What does that mean?

Posted by: katya at October 31, 2009 09:49 AM (RbvF+)


Pelosi turns into some kind of ghoulish freak? Oh wait...

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 04:50 AM (erIg9)

59 No, that was not Ace in the suit.  He was too conservative for the tribe.

Posted by: Chief Chirpa at October 31, 2009 04:50 AM (cvmTR)

60 Che Pizza? Never heard of him it. Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 31, 2009 09:45 AM (erIg9) FTFY

Posted by: Che Pizza at October 31, 2009 04:51 AM (4iIhs)

61 Daddy?

Posted by: Dede Scozzafava at October 31, 2009 04:52 AM (4iIhs)

62 Anyone else find that awkward to watch?  Roker as Solo?  Jar-Jar would've been a more obvious fit.  Oops.  That was racist wasn't it?

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 04:54 AM (cvmTR)

63 57 It's Halloween.  And tonight's an almost full moon.  What does that mean?

It means I won't be home tonight.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 04:54 AM (uQVDB)

64
I haz ideer.

Today, let's work in a Star Wars quote in every comment.

We'll call it Starwarsurday!


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 31, 2009 04:55 AM (z37MR)

65 I did find Allahpundits costume though....
http://1u53.sl.pt

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 04:56 AM (cvmTR)

66 63 57 It's Halloween.  And tonight's an almost full moon.  What does that mean?

It means I won't be home tonight.

......Or it means that all the illegals on this side of town will all be out in the neighborhoods grocery shopping.  (Is that racist??)

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 04:58 AM (uQVDB)

67 Then would this be Cahrles'?

http://tinyurl.com/y9l2nvd

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 04:59 AM (erIg9)

68  >>Ah there's nothing like an ELT: Ewok, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.  Where the Ewok is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe.....Mmmm.

Get your ass to MSNBC. Be sure to bring serious firepower-- these little buggers are tenacious!
 Wear good green forest camouflage, not day-glow white StormTrooper armor, or you're a sitting duck.
 Set up a trap. Lie in wait in a hidden blind. Bait your Ewok with chum, a candy bar, Valu-rite martini, a human head-- something sure to attract a hungry little furball.
 Unload every round you've got into the sucker! They're TOUGH! Why, in a recent battle with the Empire, they beat an entire garrison and only lost a single Ewok! Be careful not to damage the tender flanks.
 Remove any greasy, unsavory rags it may be wearing. Burn the fur off. Gut your prize! Keep the heart and liver, and take the head as your trophy. Seal the head in carbonite if available. Carefully cut your flank steaks!
 Slap those steaks on the plasma grill and cook thoroughly-- raw Ewok is poisonous! Slather on the A1 sauce, garnish with Hutt-butter, and invite Mama AJ to dinner! Leftovers go in her freezer!

Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2009 05:03 AM (rYWEB)

69 You know, I'm disturbed by the lack of Mynock representation at every Star Wars show.  When will Mynock's be represented?

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:04 AM (cvmTR)

70

Well, Halloween was the only day I didn't like living on the border with Mexico. Bus loads of people, many of them without costumes--including adults--would descend on our neighborhood. Everyone was perfectly nice, but it was just a different feel. It wasn't about fun for the kids, it was about free candy.

Now that we've moved, it should be calmer. Of course, as of yesterday the police were checking ids to get into our neighborhood, so I don't know if anybody is coming! And if they do, they have to step over the tree branches in everyone's front yard...yeesh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 31, 2009 05:05 AM (Be4xl)

71

So what was up with the groping scene behind the table with the chicks?  A straight good director would have cut to a better camera angle to catch that action.  Didn't need to see the Ewok humping Al or the ground.  Love the fight scene, maybe next week they will put up an AFC ring and have a rematch.

Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 05:05 AM (5gEs6)

72

65 I did find Allahpundits costume though....

Now that's funny.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:05 AM (uQVDB)

73 Yeah, the stormtroopers in ROTJ were kinda like the Brits in the Revolutionary War.  Bright colors and no guerrilla tactics.  Just line up and get shot.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:05 AM (cvmTR)

74 71 You know, I'm disturbed by the lack of Mynock representation at every Star Wars show.  When will Mynock's be represented?

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 10:04 AM (cvmTR)


They've asked Nancy Pelosi every year, she keeps refusing.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:06 AM (erIg9)

75 Damn Unclefacts, you are right.  Pelosi does look like a Mynock!

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:08 AM (cvmTR)

76 She makes the same kinds of noises too.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:10 AM (erIg9)

77 The lips are about right too if I recall.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:10 AM (cvmTR)

78 It's kinda funny that in rewatching the prequels recently, I remember it was a statement by Lucas against the Bush years but if you go and actually listen to the political scenes in Episode 2 and 3 about freedom and the loss of it, it fits the Obama administration a lot better than it did Bush.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:13 AM (cvmTR)

79 You know, now that I think about it, Pelosi and Mynocks have a number of similarities;

They both have horribly disfigured faces.
Both of them live by sucking the power out of other people's property.
They both live in dank, nasty environments.
Each has leathery skin.
No one likes either of them.
They both seem to be completely useless.
They share similar voices.


It's amazing, george lucas has created the ultimate scary character, a female Democrat Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:15 AM (erIg9)

80
Ewoks are little furry creatures with crossbows and spears. They help overthrow an empire that has spaceships and lasers. Nice. But then they screw up the end of Return of the Jedi and an MSNBC interview by throwing a gay little teddy-bear picnic. They must be leftists.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2009 05:17 AM (rYWEB)

81

80 It's kinda funny that in rewatching the prequels recently, I remember it was a statement by Lucas against the Bush years but if you go and actually listen to the political scenes in Episode 2 and 3 about freedom and the loss of it, it fits the Obama administration a lot better than it did Bush.

You watched the prequels again, not against your will?  God help you...

The worst thing about the prequels (at least to me) is not the ridicious ret-conning (the Force is by midichorians and not some Zen thing) or the stupid political posturing ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes"), the worst thing is that the prequals make the original 3 series less enjoyable.  Stand alone bad movies are bad enough, but when they taint a classic series almost to the point of making them unwatchable, that's unforgivable. 

 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 05:21 AM (9hSKh)

82 It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Wars movies.  Please, someone, remind me who the Mynocks are.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:22 AM (uQVDB)

83

MSNBC????


A wretched hive of scum and villany.

Posted by: nickless at October 31, 2009 05:23 AM (MMC8r)

84

84 It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Wars movies.  Please, someone, remind me who the Mynocks are.

I remember seeing the Mynocks in Empire Strikes Back, when the Milennium Falcon was hiding from Vader's fleet in that asteroid.  They were attached to the Falcon, feeding off it's energy.  Chewbacca, Han, and Leia then went out to blast them off.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 05:26 AM (9hSKh)

85 84 It's been awhile since I've seen any of the Star Wars movies.  Please, someone, remind me who the Mynocks are.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 10:22 AM (uQVDB)


A bunch of useless, parasitic cocksuckers. See also: US Congress.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:26 AM (erIg9)

86 Hawt from days of yore!  (guys will likey the high quality video, lest they be ghey)

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 05:27 AM (KeHPo)

87

The worst thing about the prequels (at least to me) is not the ridicious ret-conning (the Force is by midichorians and not some Zen thing) or the stupid political posturing ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes"), the worst thing is that the prequals make the original 3 series less enjoyable.  Stand alone bad movies are bad enough, but when they taint a classic series almost to the point of making them unwatchable, that's unforgivable

 I know it was harder to watch the original movies just for the fact that the special effects technology looked ancient in comparison to the newer ones.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:27 AM (uQVDB)

88

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 10:21 AM (9hSKh)

In the end, there will only be residuals for Lucas Films.

I saw the first prequel that came out, awaiting it with baited breath like any other moron.  I decided not to see any of the others for the reason you state: not wanting to ruin the originals.

George Lucas was a lot better when he knew less about making movies, like an Ivy league student that is dumber as a senior than as a freshman.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2009 05:29 AM (qWLc4)

89
The prequels were a joke for one simple reason: A bunch of Jedis (dozens and dozens, even) could not detect even a hint of the Dark side when they were in the presence of Senator Palpatine.

Yet a Jedi could sense when a distant planet was destroyed?


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 31, 2009 05:29 AM (z37MR)

90

A bunch of useless, parasitic cocksuckers. See also: US Congress.

Thanks for clarifying that for me.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:29 AM (uQVDB)

91 Scozzafava drops out of the NY-23 race, according to RS McCain.

A new Siena poll, completed before the Thursday debate and the Pataki endorsement, confirms the Kos poll findings.

Posted by: mrp at October 31, 2009 05:30 AM (HjPtV)

92 Hawt from days of yore!  (guys will likey the high quality video, lest they be ghey)

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 10:27 AM (KeHPo)

Never thought of Pat Benatar as a fried egg girl.  Hmmmm. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2009 05:33 AM (qWLc4)

93 In the end there will only be Ewoks...and chaos.

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at October 31, 2009 05:33 AM (rQTdM)

94 "You damn, dirty apes! ... What? Oh, sorry. Wrong movie. Carry on." —Zombie Charlton Heston

Posted by: Musings at October 31, 2009 05:33 AM (6WjQu)

95
That's great news! Hoffman has a better chance to win without the (R) in the race.

However, I think it would be better for the GOP if Dede was still in the race and got beat by either Hoffman or Owens. The GOP is in need for some serious  tough-love lessons, or else those a-holes will never learn.


Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 31, 2009 05:34 AM (z37MR)

96 93 Scozzafava drops out of the NY-23 race, according to RS McCain.

A new Siena poll, completed before the Thursday debate and the Pataki endorsement, confirms the Kos poll findings.

Hmmmmm.  Interesting.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:35 AM (uQVDB)

97 Darth Curry looked a little scared of the Ewoks.

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at October 31, 2009 05:36 AM (rQTdM)

98 Scozzafava drops out of the NY-23 race

From you keyboard to God's ears.  Flaming skull worthy, if true.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2009 05:36 AM (qWLc4)

99 97
That's great news! Hoffman has a better chance to win without the (R) in the race.

However, I think it would be better for the GOP if Dede was still in the race and got beat by either Hoffman or Owens. The GOP is in need for some serious  tough-love lessons, or else those a-holes will never learn.

If they haven't gotten the "tough-love lesson" yet, then they never will.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:38 AM (uQVDB)

100

97 ...............or else those a-holes will never learn.

Tweet ain't beating no dead horse there.

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at October 31, 2009 05:39 AM (rQTdM)

101 >>Flaming skull worthy, if true.

Flaming Ewok worthy..on a cracker.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2009 05:39 AM (rYWEB)

102 Flaming Ewok worthy..on a cracker.

With lettuce and tomato.

Posted by: Miracle Max, Episode Two at October 31, 2009 05:41 AM (qWLc4)

103

That little brown fucker was definitely drunk.

*racist*

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at October 31, 2009 05:41 AM (rQTdM)

104

You watched the prequels again, not against your will?  God help you...

The worst thing about the prequels (at least to me) is not the ridicious ret-conning (the Force is by midichorians and not some Zen thing) or the stupid political posturing ("Only a Sith deals in absolutes"), the worst thing is that the prequals make the original 3 series less enjoyable.  Stand alone bad movies are bad enough, but when they taint a classic series almost to the point of making them unwatchable, that's unforgivable. 

 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 10:21 AM (9hSKh)

Well, having young kids means sometimes I get roped into watching things I'd probably pass on.  Sad to say, but this second season of Clone Wars is actually better than the prequels (not saying much) but has been entertaining to watch with my kids.

Kratos, like you I miss the feel of the original and ESB.  The rest kinda sucked after that.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:41 AM (cvmTR)

105 Finding no confirmation.  Anybody?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 31, 2009 05:41 AM (qWLc4)

106 Can't find anything that corroborates her dropping out

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:42 AM (erIg9)

107 Be interesting to note if Scozzafava drops out, who she then endorses.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:43 AM (cvmTR)

108 All I have at the moment is RS McCain's post  LINK

Posted by: mrp at October 31, 2009 05:44 AM (HjPtV)

109 Got it:

http://tinyurl.com/yh2pvea

Watertown Daily has the story

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:45 AM (erIg9)

110 Ah, the Bothans come through!

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 05:46 AM (cvmTR)

111 Be interesting to note if Scozzafava drops out, who she then endorses.

I fully support the candidacy of my old friend and fellow traveller, Felix Dzherzinsky.

Posted by: Dede "Socks Full Of Mashed Potatoes" Scazapoloozafluffer at October 31, 2009 05:46 AM (qWLc4)

112 Damn those special interest Bothans!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 05:47 AM (erIg9)

113 108 Can't find anything that corroborates her dropping out

Ed Morrissey  has it on Hot Air.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 05:48 AM (uQVDB)

114
I like how DodoScozz quotes Churchill and then says this: "In recent days, polls have indicated that my chances of winning this election are not as strong as we would like them to be."

Now that's political courage and perseverance.

Way to show the people how devoted you are to your causes and beliefs, Dodo!

Posted by: Tweet beats dead horses at October 31, 2009 05:55 AM (z37MR)

115

Ann Curry outs herself as a humorless bint. However, the hot one in the Amidala costume was clearly having a good time.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 31, 2009 05:55 AM (gHzxf)

116
YubNub in the NY23rd!

Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2009 05:56 AM (rYWEB)

117

91
The prequels were a joke for one simple reason: A bunch of Jedis (dozens and dozens, even) could not detect even a hint of the Dark side when they were in the presence of Senator Palpatine.

Yet a Jedi could sense when a distant planet was destroyed?

There is actually a fairly good explaination for this.  I got it from Timothy Zahn's Heir to the Empire Star Wars Expanded Universe series (the only Star Wars books I've ever read, actually).  Yoda and Luke, on Dagobah, couldn't be detected by the Emperor or Vader because the cave's Dark Side of the Force was masking their presence in the Force.  Conversely, since the Emperor and his few apprentences were in the presence of so much Light Side Force energies on Coruscant, it masked their impression on the force.

/At least how I understand it.  The prequels still suck donkey balls though.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 05:58 AM (9hSKh)

118 Hey Fox is saying scuzzlebutt has suspended her campaign.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at October 31, 2009 05:59 AM (SrkN5)

119 118
YubNub in the NY23rd!

Now that is a fucking  Jedi like grasp of local politics!  Brava!

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 06:00 AM (KeHPo)

120

I like how DodoScozz quotes Churchill and then says this: "In recent days, polls have indicated that you stupid consevatives fucked up my chances of winning this election".

There.  Fixed.

Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at October 31, 2009 06:00 AM (uQVDB)

121

Can't find anything that corroborates her dropping out

 

How about that link to the newspaper article with her own speech?

 

This is flaming Ewok skull stuff here.   One wonders what went on behind the scenes and most of ALL.......

 

How’s my ass taste Newt???? Now get back on the couch with Nanny Nan.

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 06:00 AM (CDUiN)

122

Is HA right?  Dee Dee, the friendly whale, Szofruzo has quite?

Not on anywhere but AoSHQ lite, that be HA.

Wow, if true then Hoffman should take the district!

 

Posted by: Kemp at October 31, 2009 06:01 AM (2+9Yx)

123 The Tim Zahn SW books were very good.  I would've rather had those books made into movies than the prequels.

Posted by: CDR M at October 31, 2009 06:01 AM (cvmTR)

124

Will Newt support Hoffman now, or will he decry that as the result of a political dirty trick?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 06:01 AM (9hSKh)

125 We do have a skull post up now!

Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 06:01 AM (CDUiN)

126 Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2009 11:00 AM (CDUiN)

Had to change my search terms, then I found it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and the Odd Meteor at October 31, 2009 06:02 AM (erIg9)

127 Is that what a moron meetup looks like?

Posted by: Rocks at October 31, 2009 06:02 AM (f7EXG)

128
I find your lack of faith disturbing, boy.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 10:58

Hmmm?


Posted by: Tweetmo Dowd at October 31, 2009 06:03 AM (z37MR)

129 Scozzafava has suspended her campaign!

Posted by: Popcorn at October 31, 2009 06:05 AM (OOehk)

130

It's Halloween.  And tonight's an almost full moon.  What does that mean?   Posted by: katya at October 31, 2009 09:49 AM (RbvF+)

I'm gonna get laid?

Posted by: Beenawhile at October 31, 2009 06:10 AM (3IZGh)

131

#132  I'm gonna get laid?

Only if you're into necrophilia. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 06:17 AM (9hSKh)

132 @ Beenawhile, pumpkin looking pretty good about halfway through craving huh? 

Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 06:18 AM (5gEs6)

133 Only good Ewok is a DEAD Ewok.

Posted by: GarandFan at October 31, 2009 06:22 AM (ZQBnQ)

134 Love the sexy chest hair on the woman at the beginning of the vid so hot.

Posted by: SOME ASSHOLE HAS MY PEN at October 31, 2009 06:23 AM (VmAoa)

135

 @ Beenawhile, pumpkin looking pretty good about halfway through craving huh?    Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 11:18 AM (5gEs6)

 

Maybe I'll wait for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Beenawhile at October 31, 2009 06:25 AM (3IZGh)

136 So now Newt will bow out and STFU also (and forever more)?

Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 06:32 AM (KeHPo)

137

 So now Newt will bow out and STFU also (and forever more)?  Posted by: somejoe at October 31, 2009 11:32 AM (KeHPo)

 

One can only hope.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at October 31, 2009 06:34 AM (3IZGh)

138

#137  Maybe I'll wait for Thanksgiving.

No, there's plenty of turkeys or chickens that'll be around for your wanting pleasure.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at October 31, 2009 06:35 AM (9hSKh)

139 >>135 Only good Ewok is a DEAD Ewok...Posted by: GarandFan

They also have a rich tribal culture. They are omnivores, meaning they like to eat everything, just like God. Their favorite dish is helmeted people, whom they cook, afterwards using the helmets as drums at the feasts. The Ewoks are known to be addicted to Red Bull and usually smoke lots and LOTS of pot, which has side effects of extreme hair growth and extreme shortness.
 Ewoks live in constant fear of Ted Nugent, whom they refer to as "The Destroyer." When Ted gets drunk, he imagines the Ewoks to be Communists, so like any true American, he goes out to stop them. Cute, but keep an eye out and watch your back, 'cause they grow up.)

Yub Nub was taken away from society by George Lucas in 1997 and it's agreed he will burn in Hell for that.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 31, 2009 06:45 AM (rYWEB)

140 Gives a whole new meaning to "we're having turkey for Thanksgiving"

Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 06:46 AM (5gEs6)

141

Gives a whole new meaning to "we're having turkey for Thanksgiving"  Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 11:46 AM (5gEs6)

 

Try chicken this year!!!

Posted by: The Turkey at October 31, 2009 06:52 AM (3IZGh)

142 I thought Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf passed away a few years ago...

Posted by: packsoldier at October 31, 2009 07:02 AM (l0czR)

143

hey mama aj, I think God is kind of displeased with the Shreveport Methodists.

Or else He just REALLY wanted to send that guy in the car a message.

I'd listen if I was him. 

Posted by: wws at October 31, 2009 07:15 AM (T1boi)

144 10 Is there no bottom to the Star Wars shit barrel? Posted by: TexasJew

I Agree and you have stated the case well.

Posted by: sTevo at October 31, 2009 08:29 AM (5u3fE)

145 After watching that I've got nothing.

Posted by: MPFS Indentured Fish Stick to the State at October 31, 2009 10:24 AM (PBGAP)

146 I wondered who that Indian dude was dressed as.  Then I realized it was Roker.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 31, 2009 10:28 AM (LbTt5)

147 Epic freakin dry-humpin' moon-walkin' drunken Ewok making liberal mush TV look like idiotsl WIN.

Posted by: Max Entropy at October 31, 2009 10:42 AM (7FgWm)

148

George Lucas was a lot better when he knew less about making movies, like an Ivy league student that is dumber as a senior than as a freshman.

Lucas was always a hack, he made a great movie by accident, and then the Fox execs wisely made sure he wouldn't have real power over making Empire Strikes Back.  For which he never forgave.

Larry and Andy Watchowski, on the other hand, made Bound and the Matrix in the 90s, and then unmitigated crap ever since.  Unlearning almost as fast as Ivy Leaguers.

The ewok on the right wasn't Ace, his ties are only a half-windsor.

 

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 31, 2009 11:11 AM (f4sLg)

149 What do you expect from a race that worships a gold-plated gay droid?

Posted by: Aaron at October 31, 2009 11:41 AM (pVvKc)

150 @ 143, KFTC, isn't that what the anchor would say.

Posted by: mark in OK at October 31, 2009 12:39 PM (5gEs6)

151

Star Wars was a great movie--Lucas had a fantastic editor to take all the idiocy out,

Empire was great--Lucas had limited control of the affair.

Jedi... was fine until the setups for the final battle ran their course. Then you see a bunch of asinine grabass mashed together and come to the conclusion Lucas really does believe fairies exist if you clap your hands hard enough. End with Teddy Bear picnic.

The real shame of the prequels was that they simply revealed Lucas's "vision" to be the lameness of the last part of Jedi and that the people who really made the movies great got no credit.

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