June 29, 2007

Dramatic Chipmunk Remixes
— Ace

Ringu Dramatic Chimpunk.

Villainous Dramatic Chipmunk.

Got Caught Masturbating Dramatic Chipmunk.

Jack the Ripper Dramatic Chipmunk.

Dr. Evil Dramatic Chipmunk.

007 Dramatic Chipmunk.

I found out they were doing these on the Olbermann show. What else did I learn? 1, that Fox "Noise" is biased and Rupert Murdoch is evil, and 2, according to Larry Johnson, we don't need a war on terror to fight terrorism, we just need "neighbors looking out for each other."

Oh, say, buddy. Just wanted to return your hedge-trimmers. By the way, look out, there's a hijacked 747 about to hit us. Oh no, don't mention it.

Posted by: Ace at 07:51 PM | Comments (33)
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1 Hey Ace, you overgrown Ewok, know what this is? THIS IS THE FINGER I SHOOT PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE ME WITH! DIE!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 29, 2007 07:57 PM (KyMWc)

2 Keith, remember when that chick said we were a bad lay?  I know you try to ignore it, but that still stings a bit.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:05 PM (1alN/)

3 Shut Up Little Keith Or I'll shoot you clean off!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 29, 2007 08:08 PM (KyMWc)

4 Keith, maybe if you weren't so quick to anger we could get some more
action.  We're a team here buddy.  Speaking of action, is it the usual
combo of viagra, no- doze, that 3 year old copy of hustler, and rosie for tonight?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:15 PM (1alN/)

5 according to Larry Johnson, we don't need a war on terror to fight
terrorism, we just need "neighbors looking out for each other."



Larry Johnson?  Sounds like something Grandmama might say, I guess.  Or was it the running back?  Those are the only 2 LJ's I know of.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:23 PM (1alN/)

6 I mean you do remember when we used to do sports, don't you Keith?  Ah, back in the day when we could set every young lady's heart afire with a sly squint and meandering quip about the latest sports highlight.  Those were the days.  Maybe we should call Dan Patrick.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:32 PM (1alN/)

7 I think a pic of islamic rage boy, then cutting to the dramatic chipmunk would be good for a few laughs.

Posted by: type7 at June 29, 2007 08:36 PM (1alN/)

8 Alright, that's it *BOOM* ...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 29, 2007 08:44 PM (KyMWc)

9 Dear God, please... not again... he abuses me so much I've got carpal tunnel.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann's right hand at June 29, 2007 08:45 PM (5HKzq)

10 Ringu has the best production values, but 007 works perfectly with the footage.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 29, 2007 08:49 PM (5HKzq)

11

Heh. Now we just need the "Casablanca" edition...


Louis: Major Stasser has been shot. (Glares off camera)


Chipmunk: (Turns & gives the Dramatic Look)


Louis: Round up the usual suspects.


Posted by: Cybrludite at June 29, 2007 09:06 PM (XFoEH)

12 Gah! Preview is my friend! That should have been "Major Strasser".

Posted by: Cybrludite at June 29, 2007 09:19 PM (XFoEH)

13 "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."
 - Kris Kristofferson

Posted by: PooleBowman at June 29, 2007 09:53 PM (w0fuZ)

14 As a fan of your conservative and intelligent commentary, I can only say that there's no way I can keep up with your ritalin-fueled blog. I'm just a girl with earthly demands on my time.

Posted by: esoterica at June 29, 2007 10:04 PM (OG/vg)

15 I couldn't find it online, but yesterday the Austin Chronicle (our main alt-weekly) ran an interview with Garofalo.  It was nominally about her role in Ratatouille but about halfway through they got to the real deal: anyone who advocates or supports the war (Fox is named, natch) should have their broadcast licenses revoked, and Hitchens, Miller and Coulter are all evil idiot critics like the Peter O'Toole character in the movie.  The tone of the interview just switches into BDS out of nowhere, for the duration of the article, and you can tell both participants are happier for it.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 29, 2007 10:13 PM (8WlSy)

16 Oh esoterica, we'll be gentle.

You just come over here by me, and I'll take you by the hand and indoctrinate you into our ways slowly and tenderly.

Unless your an Uggo, in which case it's up to Ace.

Posted by: Jack M. at June 29, 2007 11:12 PM (T93tD)

17 Ace of Spades: No Fatties?

Posted by: z ryan at June 29, 2007 11:27 PM (20k0y)

18

chipmunk?  don't you asshats know a prairie dog when you see one?


Posted by: My Fat Ass at June 30, 2007 01:51 AM (f2LbX)

19 "intelligent commentary"

Which blog have you been reading, exactly?

Posted by: someone at June 30, 2007 02:26 AM (TXnhk)

Posted by: mpbk at June 30, 2007 02:49 AM (YiOKT)

21 chipmunk?  don't you asshats know a prairie dog groundhog when you see one?

There -fixed it.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at June 30, 2007 03:39 AM (Sd0Sv)

22 You ask that question, on ths moronblog?

Posted by: Don Carne at June 30, 2007 04:37 AM (2WszO)

23 IF you play it backward you can hear him say "my name is Tommy,help me MR Reid".

Posted by: mbruce at June 30, 2007 04:41 AM (LLCm9)

24 Neighbors,
Neighbors who need neighbors,
Are the sappiest neighbors in the 'hood.

Posted by: ricpic at June 30, 2007 04:58 AM (jrDE7)

25

Neighbors... tsk.


It really crawls under my skin to see an argument get boiled down that simplistically.


Yes, that is exactly our stance on terrorism, and why we don't take it seriously.  We really honestly believe that all terrorism will stop if we just keep a watchful eye and join a neighborhood watch program.


 


Posted by: Mr. M at June 30, 2007 08:10 AM (urhSd)

26

 


Now chipmunks are wearing disguises. 


They'll be wantin' our wiimmin next.


Posted by: eman at June 30, 2007 08:14 AM (FWrFx)

27

Car-bomb attack at Glasgow today. The Independent seems to have the best coverage so far.


Lots of eyewitness accounts.


Posted by: lauraw at June 30, 2007 08:58 AM (DbybK)

28 LGF has links to video from the Glasgow attack.

Obviously those damned Presbyterians again....

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at June 30, 2007 09:32 AM (XUDZ2)

29 No coverage of the Glasgow thing on Drudge yet.  Now if they had loaded that jeep up with a freak hailstorm....

Posted by: eman at June 30, 2007 09:45 AM (FWrFx)

30 Here's a little feel-good action you can take on shamnesty.

Recall Mel Martinez.

Your sig doesn't count legally on the petition if you are outside of Fl., but...

...the addition of 10 times as
many Americans calling for his ouster will lend a great weight to our
voices.


These quotes from Martinez, who voted for cloture, demonstrate how far removed his rhetoric and his promises are from his actions:

Our immigration policy should
first and foremost ensure the security of our nation and
those individuals posing a terrorist threat should be
prevented from entering our country. I strongly oppose
amnesty for illegal aliens.

Source: Florida Senate
Debate, Q&A by Associated Press Oct 24, 2004


Martinez will fight to secure our nation's borders and
end the flow of illegal aliens to our country.



Source: Campaign website,
MelforSenate.org, "On The Issues" Jul 2, 2004



Our immigration policy should first and foremost ensure
the security of our great Nation and those individuals
posing a terrorist threat should be prevented from
entering our country. I strongly oppose amnesty for
illegal aliens; our immigration laws should not reward
lawlessness.



Source: 2004 Congressional
National Political Awareness Test Oct 14, 2004




Posted by: krakatoa at June 30, 2007 09:48 AM (5HKzq)

31

Krak, curiosity here.  Now I thought conservatism was something that, you know, was a state's rights thing.   I mean, that's the big point, right, smaller government, you know, let the states govern themselves?


Indeed, I thought that was what the civil war was really about.  Not slavery, like so many people claim, but the right of the Southern states to remain sovreign over their own and not be held to the law making and opinions of the North.


I'm right on this, right?


Posted by: Mr. M at June 30, 2007 10:17 AM (urhSd)

32 "neighbors looking out for each other." is OK unless some government department makes a PSA saying it's a good idea, then it's a gestapo tactic.

Posted by: Dave Munger at June 30, 2007 10:25 AM (kYWdN)

33

Joel Siegel is dead.


 


I wonder how Gene Shalit feels about it.


Posted by: bartwing plover at June 30, 2007 11:24 AM (gWSjS)

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