June 29, 2007
— Ace Ringu Dramatic Chimpunk.
I found out they were doing these on the Olbermann show. What else did I learn? 1, that Fox "Noise" is biased and Rupert Murdoch is evil, and 2, according to Larry Johnson, we don't need a war on terror to fight terrorism, we just need "neighbors looking out for each other."
Oh, say, buddy. Just wanted to return your hedge-trimmers. By the way, look out, there's a hijacked 747 about to hit us. Oh no, don't mention it.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 29, 2007 07:57 PM (KyMWc)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:05 PM (1alN/)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 29, 2007 08:08 PM (KyMWc)
action. We're a team here buddy. Speaking of action, is it the usual
combo of viagra, no- doze, that 3 year old copy of hustler, and rosie for tonight?
Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:15 PM (1alN/)
terrorism, we just need "neighbors looking out for each other."
Larry Johnson? Sounds like something Grandmama might say, I guess. Or was it the running back? Those are the only 2 LJ's I know of.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:23 PM (1alN/)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann's libido at June 29, 2007 08:32 PM (1alN/)
Posted by: type7 at June 29, 2007 08:36 PM (1alN/)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 29, 2007 08:44 PM (KyMWc)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann's right hand at June 29, 2007 08:45 PM (5HKzq)
Posted by: krakatoa at June 29, 2007 08:49 PM (5HKzq)
Heh. Now we just need the "Casablanca" edition...
Louis: Major Stasser has been shot. (Glares off camera)
Chipmunk: (Turns & gives the Dramatic Look)
Louis: Round up the usual suspects.
Posted by: Cybrludite at June 29, 2007 09:06 PM (XFoEH)
Posted by: Cybrludite at June 29, 2007 09:19 PM (XFoEH)
- Kris Kristofferson
Posted by: PooleBowman at June 29, 2007 09:53 PM (w0fuZ)
Posted by: esoterica at June 29, 2007 10:04 PM (OG/vg)
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 29, 2007 10:13 PM (8WlSy)
You just come over here by me, and I'll take you by the hand and indoctrinate you into our ways slowly and tenderly.
Unless your an Uggo, in which case it's up to Ace.
Posted by: Jack M. at June 29, 2007 11:12 PM (T93tD)
Posted by: z ryan at June 29, 2007 11:27 PM (20k0y)
chipmunk? don't you asshats know a prairie dog when you see one?
Posted by: My Fat Ass at June 30, 2007 01:51 AM (f2LbX)
Which blog have you been reading, exactly?
Posted by: someone at June 30, 2007 02:26 AM (TXnhk)
Posted by: mpbk at June 30, 2007 02:49 AM (YiOKT)
There -fixed it.
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at June 30, 2007 03:39 AM (Sd0Sv)
Posted by: Don Carne at June 30, 2007 04:37 AM (2WszO)
Posted by: mbruce at June 30, 2007 04:41 AM (LLCm9)
Neighbors who need neighbors,
Are the sappiest neighbors in the 'hood.
Posted by: ricpic at June 30, 2007 04:58 AM (jrDE7)
It really crawls under my skin to see an argument get boiled down that simplistically.
Yes, that is exactly our stance on terrorism, and why we don't take it seriously. We really honestly believe that all terrorism will stop if we just keep a watchful eye and join a neighborhood watch program.
Posted by: Mr. M at June 30, 2007 08:10 AM (urhSd)
Now chipmunks are wearing disguises.
They'll be wantin' our wiimmin next.
Posted by: eman at June 30, 2007 08:14 AM (FWrFx)
Car-bomb attack at Glasgow today. The Independent seems to have the best coverage so far.
Lots of eyewitness accounts.
Posted by: lauraw at June 30, 2007 08:58 AM (DbybK)
Obviously those damned Presbyterians again....
Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at June 30, 2007 09:32 AM (XUDZ2)
Posted by: eman at June 30, 2007 09:45 AM (FWrFx)
Recall Mel Martinez.
Your sig doesn't count legally on the petition if you are outside of Fl., but...
...the addition of 10 times as
many Americans calling for his ouster will lend a great weight to our
These quotes from Martinez, who voted for cloture, demonstrate how far removed his rhetoric and his promises are from his actions:
Our immigration policy should
first and foremost ensure the security of our nation and
those individuals posing a terrorist threat should be
prevented from entering our country. I strongly oppose
amnesty for illegal aliens.
Source: Florida Senate
Debate, Q&A by Associated Press Oct 24, 2004
Martinez will fight to secure our nation's borders and
end the flow of illegal aliens to our country.
Source: Campaign website,
MelforSenate.org, "On The Issues" Jul 2, 2004
Our immigration policy should first and foremost ensure
the security of our great Nation and those individuals
posing a terrorist threat should be prevented from
entering our country. I strongly oppose amnesty for
illegal aliens; our immigration laws should not reward
Source: 2004 Congressional
National Political Awareness Test Oct 14, 2004
Posted by: krakatoa at June 30, 2007 09:48 AM (5HKzq)
Krak, curiosity here. Now I thought conservatism was something that, you know, was a state's rights thing. I mean, that's the big point, right, smaller government, you know, let the states govern themselves?
Indeed, I thought that was what the civil war was really about. Not slavery, like so many people claim, but the right of the Southern states to remain sovreign over their own and not be held to the law making and opinions of the North.
I'm right on this, right?
Posted by: Mr. M at June 30, 2007 10:17 AM (urhSd)
Posted by: Dave Munger at June 30, 2007 10:25 AM (kYWdN)
Joel Siegel is dead.
I wonder how Gene Shalit feels about it.
Posted by: bartwing plover at June 30, 2007 11:24 AM (gWSjS)
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