July 31, 2012

DNC Counterprograms Itself: Bill Clinton Will Give Keynote Speech Explaining What He Did In the 90s To Make The Economy Cook, And Then Elizabeth Warren Will Explain Why We Need To Do The Exact Opposite
— Ace

Before you jump on me: I don't really think Bill Clinton was a free-market reformer. I just said that effect. Certainly he was less left-wing that Obama or Warren, which should make an interesting evening, and produce the same kind of "Huh?" reaction my headline suggests.

So, first of all, Bill Clinton will have the opening slot, and if we know anything about Bill Clinton, it's that the man enjoys an opening slot.

Hey, Mitt Romney, you're dating that woman in Tennessee now. Did you like that joke?

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Mitt Romney enjoyed that joke.

Brit Hume calls this a "distress call" from Obama. Vid at the link, here's some text:

The convention role being given Bill Clinton is proof that President Obama is in deep trouble and he and his political handlers know it.

Polls continue to show the race tied or Mr. Obama slightly ahead. But other surveys point distinctly in another direction. One out today from the Hill newspaper gives Mitt Romney an edge with voters on three key qualities: sharing their values, being a stronger leader and being more honest and trustworthy....

Add to that the Rasmussen survey in which voters by 62 percent to 30 said economic growth was more important to them than economic fairness....

Gallup reports that the number of Democrats who say they are more enthusiastic about voting this year is at 39 percent, down from 61 percent four years ago. 51 percent of Republicans, meanwhile, said they are more enthusiastic this year, that is up from 35 per cent in 2008.When you put all this together with the continuing bad news on the economy, you know why Mr. Obama is suddenly reaching out to Bill Clinton.

This is a distress call.

Even though Barack Obama says "You didn't build that," you know he's so egotistical that he credits himself 100% for his own (until now) success. As he said to his aides (from memory): You know, I could do your jobs better than you can.

But, if Obama wins, it will be due to Bill Clinton's intervention; and thus, whatever might be said of a second term, Obama didn't build that.

Once Clinton is done explaining how he pushed radicals and Marxists aside to say the era of Big Government is over, Elizabeth Warren will explain that rumors of the death of the era of Big Government have been vastly exaggerated, and in fact the era of Big Government is Bigger Than Ever.

Will she double-down on the "You didn't build that" rhetoric? Well, on one hand, she'll be speaking to a general audience which for some reason views the seventy year Soviet experiment with some degree of nonkulturny skepticism; but on the other hand, base turnout is the game these guys are playing (because "appealing to the country as a whole" went out the window sometime around the summer of 2009).

Below, a great video, totally stolen, so click on one of those links as a payment.

Posted by: Ace at 11:08 AM | Comments (136)
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1 Obama is forced to use Clinton's Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 31, 2012 10:43 AM (RnfGE)

2 Elizabeth Warren is now the Championess of All Capitalist Tools, haven't you heard? She LIKES little businesses.

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2012 10:43 AM (jm/9g)

3

New White House Insider is out - Obama is panicked.....

 

http://is.gd/C1eUOC

 

This is gonna be FUN!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 31, 2012 10:44 AM (P6H+d)

4

Uno.

Posted by: TheOne'sNoseMole at July 31, 2012 10:45 AM (YQHqe)

5 uno

Posted by: TheOne'sNoseMole at July 31, 2012 10:45 AM (YQHqe)

6 Clinton's role is to show people that Obama's policies work. Nevermind that Obama's policies are far more radical than Clinton's and we're in far more debt and Obama doesn't have the serendipitous tech bubble.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 31, 2012 10:46 AM (RnfGE)

7 The Left takes the furthest possible contributing cause, i.e. public infrastructure or the education a person received as a child, and elevates it to the same level (or higher) as the closest contributing cause, i.e. the individual's hard work and good ideas as an adult. This elevation is absolutely indefensible in the context of Western thought. It's like the entire history of philosophy from the Greeks onward never happened. And these people claim to be the "smart" ones?

The idea of the "individual" is the last idea to appear on the scene of history. Before that it was all down to clans, tribes, classes. That the Left wants to return to that sort of pre-individualized age is proof they are anything but "progressive".

Posted by: BS Inc. at July 31, 2012 10:51 AM (P2Ufm)

8 Sure, you don't have to look out for "Marauding bands", but you have to much more concerned with making political enemies.

Posted by: T at July 31, 2012 10:52 AM (R8xtJ)

9 All Romney has to do is say, "If Obama loves Clinton so much, why did he just gut one of his signature accomplishments, which is welfare reform?"

Posted by: RarestRX at July 31, 2012 11:10 AM (9ct4e)

10 GOVERNOR ACE, DO YOU DENY TAKING DOWN THIS POST? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

Posted by: Shouting Reporter in the comments at July 31, 2012 11:12 AM (RnfGE)

11 It depends on what the meaning of "explain" is.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 11:12 AM (ZAYlH)

12 INCOHERENCE AND POPCORN.

Posted by: @ParisParamus at July 31, 2012 11:13 AM (7SkSw)

13 Elizabeth Warren saved the McRib.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 31, 2012 11:14 AM (RnfGE)

14 O/T - Lead story on Cavuto's show is that the WH is pi$$ed about defense contractors preparing to send layoff notices because of sequestration.  It's the law.  Sorry, Barry.  The notices arrive in early, early November.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!  Hoisted on their own petard!

Posted by: RushBabe at July 31, 2012 11:14 AM (tQHzJ)

15

 

Clinton was kind of proud of his "Don't Ask Don't Tell"....and of "his" welfare reform and balanced budgets.

 

Barky eliminated DADT....and those welfare reforms...with a stroke of his pen.

....And he's never even signed a budget....much less a balanced one.

 

[Please note the quotation marks I used on "his"...because he fought them, until he couldn't any longer...and then took credit for them.]

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:14 AM (mtRB0)

16 Rubin gets a lot of the credit for the economy under Clintoon. Every time Clintoon got a little bolshevik, Rubin smacked him in the head and warned him not to kill the goose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2012 11:14 AM (5FvTK)

17 The Big Dog?  I did him. 17 times.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at July 31, 2012 11:14 AM (KH1Rh)

18 I got a song for "What about your gaffes?" now from Rex Harrison's hat... but since I posted this it will have to wait a half hour...

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2012 11:15 AM (115KO)

19

Is this going to be on Wednesday or Thursday?  Because the NFL opening game is on Wednesday. 

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 11:15 AM (GULKT)

20 Dammit to hell.  I missed the Thread of the Month about the neckless guy smashing the Romney out of his girlfriend's computer.

Damned election day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:16 AM (UOM48)

21 This is a sign of complete desperation especially after Bill took over that press conference. The internal numbers must "wet dream" stuff for us Republicans.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:16 AM (05RcU)

22

It says so much about the Democrats that they still believe Elizabeth Warren is a star.

We're gonna beat Obama like a jugeared, Kenyan bastard child this November.

Posted by: Warden at July 31, 2012 11:17 AM (HzhBE)

23 By the way Clinton looks like shit doesn't he?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:17 AM (05RcU)

24

The whole "The rest of us paid for..."

 

That is what really bothers me.  The rest of us???  As if I was not part of that?  Dont you mean me and the other 52% who pay taxes?  "That" rest of us?

 

You stupid bitch.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at July 31, 2012 11:17 AM (C2//T)

25

Lizzy-Dub is the Champion of Free Enterprise now, haven't you heard? She just LUVZ her some little businesses.

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2012 11:18 AM (jm/9g)

26 "Only 27% Think Economy Will Improve" http://tinyurl.com/clxk27j And that's why Obama needs Clinton's Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow crap.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 31, 2012 11:18 AM (RnfGE)

27 Dick Morris says Bubba's voting for Romney.  So you can take that to the bank.  http://tinyurl.com/cp8hgv4

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 11:18 AM (QKKT0)

28 What...Jimmy Carter wasn't available? "Hey, we suck but not as much as him!"

(Fail)

Posted by: keninnorcal at July 31, 2012 11:19 AM (MZxBc)

29

Obama had President Loose Zipper fill in for him once a few years ago at the podium. Hilarity ensued.

 

I hope that all of the libtards out there  who will be   watching Bubba slap their foreheads and say "Wow, we could have had a Clinton 4 years ago".

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2012 11:19 AM (VndSC)

30 So, first of all, Bill Clinton will have the opening slot, and if we know anything about Bill Clinton, it's that the man enjoys an opening slot.

Heh. That's where he keeps his cigars.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 11:19 AM (QKKT0)

31

 

 

You, you didn't build that, North Korean people built. that. for. you.

 

Heck, everyboyd knows that you didn't build it, you didn't build that. You can' tname me five people who could build that on their own, you didn't do it!

 

People go around and say you built that, but you didn't build that! Soviet Union people, they built that, Cuber, they built that there too! They know the value of a dollar down there and over there, cuz cuz cuz they built that!

 

People need to understann this!

 

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz. Bunnies. Trump. at July 31, 2012 11:19 AM (tcSZb)

32

Remember when President Affirmative Action bailed on that press conference and let Clinton take over because Moochelle expected him back at her feeding trough for dinner?

That was the most bizarre moment in politics I've ever witnessed. That hapless SCOAMF actually looked at his WATCH before scooting out.

Posted by: Warden at July 31, 2012 11:19 AM (HzhBE)

33 27 Dick Morris says Bubba's voting for Romney. So you can take that to the bank. http://tinyurl.com/cp8hgv4

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 04:18 PM (QKKT0)

 

That's the bank that's still doing subprime loans right?

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 11:19 AM (GULKT)

34 What...Jimmy Carter wasn't available? "Hey, we suck but not as much as him!" (Fail) Posted by: keninnorcal at July 31, 2012 04:19 PM (MZxBc) just wait, they are trying to line him up for the major dem foreign policy address.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:20 AM (05RcU)

35 Warren's going on before Clinton.

Giants/Cowboys will ensure that nobody actually watches this shitshow

Posted by: The Q at July 31, 2012 11:20 AM (B/yDO)

36

So the Big Dawg is gonna be there?  Can we take up a collection and pay him to tell Barky to fetch him some coffee before the big speech?

 

There is NO love lost between the Clintons and this lightweight.

 

I might just watch this trainwreck.

BRB - gotta go  load  up on popcorn and Val-U-Rite.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 31, 2012 11:20 AM (P6H+d)

37 Putting Clinton in front of a mic at this point is just a seriously mistake. The man has no loyalty to anyone but himself and nothing to lose by saying whatever the hell he feels like. He'll spend the whole speech talking about himself and throw in a few Obama is great lines to get applause.
But Elizabeth Warren? Seriously? Either I'm totally out of touch with America and my fellow countrymen or these people just basically WANT to lose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2012 11:20 AM (r4wIV)

38 Clinton's stuff worked so we're overturning it? Are you sure you went Clinton on the mike?

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 11:20 AM (FcR7P)

39 I want Romney to use  "Landslide",   even if it's just to piss-off Fleetwood Mac.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2012 11:20 AM (VndSC)

40

1: Hire Interns

2: Lift the Ban on Cuban Cigars

3: Profit

Posted by: Bill Clinton's 3 Step Plan to Recovery at July 31, 2012 11:21 AM (b6kYd)

41 Saw a GREAT bumper sticker today:

"OBAMA
Proof some people are too stupid to vote"

And you know those little stick people some people put on the rear windows of their vehicles (you know, Mom, Dad, kiddies, cat and dog)?  Well this person had a zombie family with the line "We ate your stick family."

I'm in love with the driver.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:21 AM (UOM48)

42 But Elizabeth Warren? Seriously? Either I'm totally out of touch with America and my fellow countrymen or these people just basically WANT to lose. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2012 04:20 PM (r4wIV) I know. Makes my head spin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:21 AM (05RcU)

43 It wouldn't surprise me if Clinton did vote for Romney, but Dick Morris predicting so makes me believe it LESS not more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2012 11:21 AM (r4wIV)

44 Whenever Clinton takes the mic, he (intentionally or not) ends up saying something that gets perceived as a dig on Obama. Shouldn't this be a good thing?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 11:21 AM (ZAYlH)

45 There is NO love lost between the Clintons and this lightweight. And yet the Clintons do Obama's bidding.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 31, 2012 11:21 AM (RnfGE)

46 I hope Clinton mentions his successful Welfare Reform Act of 1996....that Obama eliminated with an executive order.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2012 11:22 AM (Qt4f7)

47 Counter-programming yourself is fair and balanced; which is to say, crazy right-wing and racist. I also understand they will be denouncing... Not themselves, exactly, but the rest of us.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone cultist at July 31, 2012 11:22 AM (I2LwF)

48 Once Clinton is done explaining how he pushed radicals and Marxists aside to say the era of Big Government is over, Elizabeth Warren will explain that rumors of the death of the era of Big Government have been vastly exaggerated..

Not that it matters, but
"The Obama campaign tapped populist Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren to give a primetime address on the Wednesday of the Democratic National Convention, lining up just before Bill Clinton..."


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 31, 2012 11:22 AM (5FvTK)

49 Holy crap I reposted 25 not realizing post 2 had been stuck in the spacetime wrinkle.  DAMN YOU  JAMES TIBERIUS

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2012 11:22 AM (jm/9g)

50 Rangers got Dempster?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (05RcU)

51 So, will the rest of this term consist of Obama turning the presidency over to Bill Clinton and then leaving to go play golf.  That's already happened once hasn't it?

Posted by: no good deed at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (mjR67)

52 Democratic Convention. Bar scene from Star Wars. Is there a difference?

Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (6Cjut)

53 And here she is, just back from saving capitalism, lets all give a big sweat lodge welcome to.....

LIZZIE WARREN!




*golf clap*

Posted by: The Dem Convention at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (QKKT0)

54 Marauding bands?  That's the Obama administration!

Posted by: @ParisParamus at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (7SkSw)

55 As I recall, Clinton taxed the dead retroactively and was so unpopular that Newt Gingrich and the Republicans took over Congress and forced his ass to contain spending and cut welfare.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (MMC8r)

56 Ace of Spades is......tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: en fuego at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (KXm42)

57 32 Remember when President Affirmative Action bailed on that press conference and let Clinton take over because Moochelle expected him back at her feeding trough for dinner?



Be honest.  Would you keep Mooch waiting for dinner??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2012 11:23 AM (UOM48)

58 Doubt if Clinton's neck will still be able to support his head by then.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2012 11:24 AM (wAQA5)

59 And yet the Clintons do Obama's bidding. You sure? "Hey, Barry, can you send Hillary overseas...a LOT?"

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 11:24 AM (FcR7P)

60 Democratic Convention. Bar scene from Star Wars. Is there a difference? Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 04:23 PM (6Cjut) The Alien Womens were better looking than the dems womens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:24 AM (05RcU)

61 52 Democratic Convention. Bar scene from Star Wars.
Is there a difference?

Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 04:23 PM (6Cjut)

 

Fewer criminals and more moral integrity in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2012 11:25 AM (GULKT)

62 Clinton: Don't Stop Explaining About Tomorrow

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 31, 2012 11:25 AM (ZAYlH)

63 I think Bill and Hill have an ... understanding, involving Huma and separate bedrooms

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2012 11:25 AM (r4wIV)

64 Harry Reid said:

"We feel comfortable in the Senate," he said. "Where the problem is, is this: Because of the Citizens United decision, Karl Rove and the Republicans are looking forward to a breakfast the day after the election. They are going to assemble 17 angry old white men for breakfast, some of them will slobber in their food, some will have scrambled eggs, some will have oatmeal, their teeth are gone. But these 17 angry old white men will say, 'Hey, we just bought America. Wasn't so bad. We still have a whole lot of money left.'"

http://goo.gl/ItyAZ


Posted by: interested at July 31, 2012 11:25 AM (1G9N7)

65 The title of Fauxcahontas' speech is going to be,

"How"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 11:26 AM (X3lox)

66 I think Bill and Hill have an ... understanding, involving Huma and separate bedrooms Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2012 04:25 PM (r4wIV) i don't know, I hear bill goes back door on huma

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 11:26 AM (05RcU)

67

Whats with all the arm-waving? Is she signing to deaf indians?

Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2012 11:27 AM (pWeX5)

68 Incredible. More from Senator Harry Reid:

"His poor father must be so embarrassed about his son," Reid said, in reference to George Romney's standard-setting decision to turn over 12 years of tax returns when he ran for president in the late 1960s. Saying he had "no problem with somebody being really, really wealthy," Reid sat up in his chair a bit before stirring the pot further. A month or so ago, he said, a person who had invested with Bain Capital called his office.

"Harry, he didn't pay any taxes for 10 years," Reid recounted the person as saying.

"He didn't pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain," said Reid. "But obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?

"You guys have said his wealth is $250 million," Reid went on. "Not a chance in the world. It's a lot more than that. I mean, you do pretty well if you don't pay taxes for 10 years when you're making millions and millions of dollars."

http://goo.gl/ItyAZ


Posted by: interested at July 31, 2012 11:27 AM (1G9N7)

69 I suspect Fluke will be there in a blue dress to soak it up.

Posted by: USA at July 31, 2012 11:27 AM (6Cjut)

70 3

Thanks for that info. A great!!! read.

Posted by: Bruce at July 31, 2012 11:27 AM (hVRFu)

71 I love it when Obama defaults to his choom cadence.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2012 11:28 AM (RuVpG)

72 Fauxcahontas maintains that her family always bought carbon offsets for their smoke signals.  She also said that the evil Europeans brought tobacco to her ancestors just to kill them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 31, 2012 11:29 AM (X3lox)

73

"NPR analyst Cokie Roberts claimed on air that Mitt Romney's stop in Poland was meant to excite "ethnic white voters." "

 

http://tiny       url.com/cu87zw6

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at July 31, 2012 11:29 AM (wWZWw)

74 Perhaps Bubba had better political sense than Obama, but they are essentially the same.

Clinton sailed through his 8 years in office.  Gingrich's Congress did all the heavy lifting and Bubba took credit.  He had the dot com boom that brought in tons of revenue, and all of a sudden he goes down in history as some fucking economic genius.. Jeeeezus.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2012 11:29 AM (f9c2L)

75

45
There is NO love lost between the Clintons and this lightweight.

And yet the Clintons do Obama's bidding.

 

-------------

 

The Chicago branch of the DNC are the biggest thugs of them all.

They know where the real dirt on the Clintons is....and they would use it.

The dead bodies.

The secret bank accounts.

The truth about Ron Brown's 'accident'....and all those 'Arkansides'.

 

BJ Clinton has made some "gaffes" lately...which he laughed off, as being sort of goofy and senile.

But he knows how far he can go.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:29 AM (mtRB0)

76

There is a bumper stick that reads "I miss Bill."  Anyone else seen it? 

 

What's going to be REALLY fun is after Obumbles loses.  The fur, it will fly. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2012 11:30 AM (TOk1P)

77 Well, Ace, remember the lefty mental illness, they assume that Clinton made things GREEEEATTTT on account of his personality and the "D" after his name.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:30 AM (QxSug)

78

Barry's Bubba's Bitch

Posted by: dananjcon at July 31, 2012 11:30 AM (eavT+)

79 and of course, this is perfect. Newt! at the convention can say with perfect honesty that this is one thing that "you didn't built alone, Uncle Bill, I forced you to accept my policies, bitch"

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:31 AM (QxSug)

80 "ethnic white voters."

That's a dog whistle for Polak.

Posted by: en fuego at July 31, 2012 11:31 AM (KXm42)

81 and the ONt yesterday was great...this whole firefighters=jobs thing? Yeah, um, no correlation to actual fires, you know?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:31 AM (QxSug)

82

>>  "I miss Bill."

 

Don't worry, baby, every few months you'll have a flareup to remember me by.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2012 11:31 AM (b6kYd)

83

did oZzie come back with a new hash?

Posted by: kallisto at July 31, 2012 11:33 AM (jm/9g)

84 Whats with all the arm-waving?Is she signing to deaf indians?

Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2012 04:27 PM (pWeX5)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

Yes.  It's an old 1/32nd Cherokee custom.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 11:34 AM (Nc+Tb)

85 64 Harry Reid said: Posted by: interested at July 31, 2012 04:25 PM (1G9N7) Harry Reid is a really nasty shitstain. That corrupt criminal old sack of shit sits around rolling in OUR money to get his kicks, then talks shit about the people he's stealing from. Why doesn't one of those shouting, pouting reporters following Romney around like a rejected puppy on acid ask Reid about some Nevada land deals? Because they're just as corrupt, that's why.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:35 AM (bxiXv)

86 Clinton's only power is as a Democrat.  If the Democrat Party collapses, Clinton ain't shit, so they prop up Barry to keep the party breathing.

Posted by: nickless at July 31, 2012 11:36 AM (MMC8r)

87 NPR analyst Cokie Roberts claimed on air that Mitt Romney's stop in Poland was meant to excite "ethnic white voters." Seems like a dog-whistle term for "Americans"... And she's right, we loved it!

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2012 11:37 AM (FcR7P)

88 New White House Insider is out - Obama is panicked.....

http://is.gd/C1eUOC

This is gonna be FUN!!!!!!


Interesting and a blast to read. But credible? 

Let's not start plucking each other's chicks just yet, gentlemen.


Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 11:37 AM (QKKT0)

89 Clinton sailed through his 8 years in office. Gingrich's Congress did all the heavy lifting and Bubba took credit. He had the dot com boom that brought in tons of revenue, and all of a sudden he goes down in history as some fucking economic genius.. Jeeeezus.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2012 04:29 PM (f9c2L)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

 

And remember, in his own hand, he wrote, "I loathe the military".  Bubba is as much a leftist as the SCOAMT.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 11:37 AM (Nc+Tb)

90 I hope all y'all are right and this is going to turn into some kind of flame-spewing disaster for Bark Obama. Problem is, I doubt it'll work out that way.

Being in MA, I've had maybe a leetle more exposure to Lyin' Lizzie ("Ugh!") than many people have, and somehow she manages to make a favorable impression on a lot of people who don't listen (which means Democrats). She can deliver that Barbara Boxer/Hitlery Clinton <i>I really, really care</i> false sincerity when she talks about how we need to "put people back to work" like they do in China. She sounds all anxious, concerned, and ready to make things <i>right</i>. Democrats respond to that shit.

Likewise, I believe Bubba Clinton still has a lot of cred out there, and will help get the votes coming in for Bark Obama. Fuck Dick Morris; the senile fool is wrong more often than he's correct and, like his old boss Bubba, will say any damn thing as long as people pay attention to him.

Add to that the battle between the MFM on one side and the "Poppin' Fresh" eunuchs on the other, and brace yourselves for an unimaginably large avalanche of shit against Romney. That will be countered with nothing from our side, since our :forces" are better at linking what their blog-buddies say and worrying about being perceived as <i>unfair</i> or, worse, <i>racist</i> if they diss the uber-cool Choomer-in-Chief.

I fear we're about to see the U.S.A. go circling down the Porcelain Chute in November unless some of our side get their asses in gear and stop wasting time giggling about how funny it is that the third-worst president we've had is going to be working on behalf of the absolute worst.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2012 11:38 AM (wZI4b)

91

When I think about President Barack Obama, the first phrase that comes to mine is: "High functioning."  All things considered, he performs as well as a man such as himself could possibly be expected to do.  Where is he? Where's my man Barack? There you are. How the fug ya doin'? I love this guy.

Posted by: Bill Clinton addresses the DNC at July 31, 2012 11:38 AM (w41GQ)

92 The irony is so thick you could cut it with a spork.  Four years ago Obamanation wanted to purge the Clintons from the Democrat party.

Posted by: Ozzie at July 31, 2012 11:39 AM (S9l6/)

93 Whoa.  Dick Morris is off the reservation.

http://tinyurl.com/cp8hgv4

Posted by: andrew at July 31, 2012 11:39 AM (cq0FO)

94

 

Is the DNC still trying to change the name of that stadium from "Bank of America Stadium"....to "Panther's Stadium"?

 

What are they afraid of? .....OWSers staging a protest outside against the 'banksters'?

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (mtRB0)

95 Ace's mash up idea is posted!

Posted by: soothsayer at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (RnfGE)

96 Where is he? Where's my man Barack? There you are. How the fug ya doin'? I love this guy.

And pal, I take two creams next time.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (QKKT0)

97 The internal numbers must "wet dream" stuff for us Republicans.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2012 04:16 PM (05RcU)

 

At least in one swing state, Barry's looking at a debacle.

 

http://bit.ly/NSEiaO

Posted by: RushBabe at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (tQHzJ)

98
You know what would be really cool?
Clinton gets "sick" can't attend the convention and leaves them with what's-her-face maybe throw in Jesse Jackson as a filler.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 31, 2012 11:40 AM (0xil9)

99 I come here not to praise SCOAMF, but to bury him.

Posted by: Bubba - Doing it for the Big Dem Machine at July 31, 2012 11:41 AM (DVJEd)

100 Lizzie Warren's speech is part of Obama's attempt to create a new Hillary Clinton and sidestep the real HC in 2016. No matter how lousy her speech is, it will be praised to the skies by the Dims and MSM. If Clinton were smart, this is his opportunity to knife BO for the racist smear and set up Hillary for 2016. It won't happen unfortunately.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2012 11:42 AM (54vf8)

101 Cokie Roberts is a sack of crap, too. I totally remember her jumping all over the racist crap slipping out of the mouths of the left even as they were wetting themselves over Obama - no, wait, sorry, she was just making up crap about Republicans, even back then, and still is now. Somebody cut the goddamned public funding for the propaganda shills.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2012 11:43 AM (bxiXv)

102 Is the DNC still trying to change the name of that stadium from "Bank of America Stadium"....to "Panther's Stadium"?  Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 04:40 PM

Would those be the same "Panthers" the Traitor-in-Chief's DoJ gave free passes to in the '08 voter intimidation "instances?"

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2012 11:44 AM (wZI4b)

103 Again, the Dems' big problem is that this Warren/Clinton tag team is going on against NFL Opening Night: Giants/Cowboys.

8 of the 10 highest rated regular season games in history have featured either the Giants or Cowboys. At least 2 or 3 were Giants v. Cowboys.

Saints/Packers opening night last year did gangbuster ratings as well.

Nobody's gonna watch Convention Night 3, and even the Obama Network (NBC) won't genuflect towards him when football is available.

Posted by: The Q at July 31, 2012 11:45 AM (B/yDO)

104
I hope that all of the libtards out there who will be watching Bubba slap their foreheads and say "Wow, we could have had a Clinton 4 years ago".

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Revenge of the PUMAs.

Is it too much to hope for that Bill subtly knife Obama in the back with a smile on his face?  Whatever else Bill is, he is smooth.  He might be able to do it in a fashion that Obama wouldn't even notice.  Like using a razor sharp stiletto.  Obama wouldn't know what happened until he was laying on the floor bleeding (or, In Clinton's case, lying on the floor bleeding).   

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2012 11:45 AM (Hx5uv)

105


Would those be the same "Panthers" the Traitor-in-Chief's DoJ gave free passes to in the '08 voter intimidation "instances?"

 

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2012 04:44 PM (wZI4b)

 

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Heh.

No....the local team there in NC is the 'Panthers'.

But I'm sure that the New Black Panthers would approve of the name change.

Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 11:46 AM (mtRB0)

106 A Republican Congress forced Bill Clinton to accept Republican economic policies - result - boom! A Democrat Senate is preventing the House from forcing Barrack Obama to accept Republican economic policies - result - bust! 

Posted by: Michael M. Keohane at July 31, 2012 11:47 AM (L1kix)

107 But I'm sure that the New Black Panthers would approve of the name change. Posted by: wheatie at July 31, 2012 04:46 PM

Bark Obama gets reelected, you gonna be surprised how many "Panther Stadiums" there gonna be in this country....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2012 11:48 AM (wZI4b)

108 Bill Clinton? Is he the guy on the Viagra commercials?

Posted by: Dem's Target Audience at July 31, 2012 11:48 AM (6Cjut)

109 Bill Clinton? Did he star in Free Willy?

Posted by: Dem's Target Audience at July 31, 2012 11:49 AM (6Cjut)

110
BJ Clinton has made some "gaffes" lately...which he laughed off, as being sort of goofy and senile.
But he knows how far he can go.

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That's what I'm talking about.  Right up to the line.  A couple of toes over the line.  A whole leg and foot over the line when nobody is listening.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2012 11:49 AM (Hx5uv)

111 Jesus, how many fucking 30+ hags like Sandra Fluke are going to be diddling the bean while Clinton speaks?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:50 AM (QxSug)

112 Interesting and a blast to read. But credible? The same source broke the ValJar-stopping-the-bin-Laden operation story days after the operation happened. I think that gives some credibility.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2012 11:50 AM (tqwMN)

113 @110 lolz Need a breitbart guy to chase around Clinton and SCOAMF to yell "do you feel your gaffes have overshadowed your convention appearance?"

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:51 AM (QxSug)

114 Fuck Dick Morris; the senile fool is wrong more often than he's correct and, like his old boss Bubba, will say any damn thing as long as people pay attention to him.

Dick Morris wasn't prognosticating. He was poking Bill with a stick.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 11:51 AM (T0NGe)

115 I suspect Fluke will be there in a blue dress to soak it up.

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On Beck's site, there is something about Fluke defending Palin from smears.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 31, 2012 11:52 AM (Hx5uv)

116 Jesus, how many fucking 30+ hags like Sandra Fluke are going to be diddling the bean while Clinton speaks? Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 04:50 PM

Millions.

And millions more are going to be experiencing the imagined ecstasy of a one-on-one with whatever Bark Obama has in his tight (but well-creased) mom jeans.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 31, 2012 11:53 AM (wZI4b)

117 yeah, combine this with what Dick Morris says, this is a plain desperate stupid move by SCOAMF, Clinton hates Obama and should be considered a dangerous enemy, not an ally to be trusted. By resting his campaign on Clinton's shoulders, Obama shows weakness, ineptitude, inexperience, and naivety...Sort of like his first 3.5 years as president.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 11:54 AM (QxSug)

118 Bill Clinton? Did he star in Free Willy?

You're thinking of Brian Dennehy

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 11:55 AM (T0NGe)

119 yeah, combine this with what Dick Morris says, this is a plain desperate stupid move by SCOAMF, Clinton hates Obama and should be considered a dangerous enemy, not an ally to be trusted. By resting his campaign on Clinton's shoulders, Obama shows weakness, ineptitude, inexperience, and naivety...Sort of like his first 3.5 years as president.

Clinton could read a prepared speech exactly as Valerie Jarrett writes it, even with no apparent inflection but he has enough minions who will do nothing but compare Obama unfavorably to Clinton that that's all it would take to sink Obama.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 11:57 AM (T0NGe)

120 Hey, ask Gibson Guitar about whose "marauding bands" have attacked them.

Ask the poor guy in Stockton whose wife welshed on her student loans whose "marauding bands" attacked him.

Ask the raw milk club whose "marauding bands" they are afraid of!




P.S. Is this asshole TRYING to throw the election to Romney?

Posted by: PJ at July 31, 2012 11:59 AM (DQHjw)

121 Has anyone heard Lizzie Warren speak in front of a large crowd in a stadium?  I will bet 10 bucks she heads to shrieking territory.

Lizzie Warren took an axe,
Gave small business 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done
She gave the farmers forty-one.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 31, 2012 11:59 AM (GoIUi)

122 @119, maybe but Uncle bill is as big of a narcissist as SCOAMF, so all uncle bill is going to do is revise his 2000 DNC convention speech in which, to para-quote PJ Orourke, he took credit for saving the dinosaurs from extinction, ending unemployment, and winning every war fought by America. And then ending it by saying, and I'm sure that if he's given another 4 years, Obama might do as well as I did because not every day in my 8 years was perfect either.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 12:00 PM (QxSug)

123  yeah, combine this with what Dick Morris says, this is a plain desperate stupid move by SCOAMF, Clinton hates Obama and should be considered a dangerous enemy, not an ally to be trusted. By resting his campaign on Clinton's shoulders, Obama shows weakness, ineptitude, inexperience, and naivety...Sort of like his first 3.5 years as president.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at July 31, 2012 04:54 PM (QxSug)

 

 

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I'm going with what the commenter upthread wrote.  The Chicago machine has the Clintons dead to right.  One false move or word and Bubba's legacy is shit.

Posted by: Soona at July 31, 2012 12:02 PM (Nc+Tb)

124 The way to spin this is the "party" needs Bill to save it, Obama is done and they need a firewall to stop the route. I could see Bill getting up there and not mentioning Obama once.

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2012 12:08 PM (WkuV6)

125

By resting his campaign on Clinton's shoulders, Obama shows weakness, ineptitude, inexperience, and naivety

 

Remember that press conference that Barry turned over to Clinton? It was like a mess boy playing at admiral sheepishly leaving when the real admiral shows up in the wardroom.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2012 12:10 PM (BE1hB)

126 Clinton's not coming here to speak at the convention. 

He speaks Southern, he coming to get laid.

Maybe he'll give a seminar of Jewish blow jobs?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 12:11 PM (3ZjAP)

127 Has anyone heard Lizzie Warren speak in front of a large crowd in a stadium? I will bet 10 bucks she heads to shrieking territory.

Her rhythmic chants and grunting at the 2008 commencement of the traditional Native American Oklahoma Crab Hunt were said by some to be quite good.

Posted by: Cicero at July 31, 2012 12:12 PM (QKKT0)

128 @3

Good Stuff thanks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at July 31, 2012 12:22 PM (3ZjAP)

129 Clinton is loving this. He will BACKSTAB Obama in that speech - and we won't even know until a week or two later. But it'll hurt.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 31, 2012 12:25 PM (d9tUw)

130 Mitt Romney enjoyed that joke.

BTW, I loved this. Good text timing.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 31, 2012 12:26 PM (T0NGe)

131 I hope that the RNC, Romney, or one of the PACs will run a commercial during that of Clinton saying raising taxes is a bad idea from a couple of months ago.

Posted by: jbw at July 31, 2012 12:33 PM (BZcMK)

132
nonkulturny



Actually, it's nekulturny, generally translated as "uncultured".

/poking the Ewok with a stick

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2012 12:39 PM (TIIx5)

133 WSJ has an article about the Obama slogan "Forward."  The whole article is about how his team debated for hours over the period.  I am not making this up.

As I see it, this slogan is a gift.  The majority of the country thinks we are headed in the wrong direction and nothing Zero has done has worked, and he wants to campaign on "Forward"?  When I think of that I see a car going over a cliff.

Also, Politico has an article about Obama donating $5,000 to his campaign, and notes it is his first donation.  They sent an email out to his list about this.  I'd be pissed - this guys hitting me up for money 5 times a day and just now he contributes to his own re-election? This guy who keeps reminding us he's part of the 1%?

I dunno, maybe this stuff works with his followers.  Looks not only desperate, but dumb to me.

Posted by: Mayday at July 31, 2012 12:48 PM (F3s39)

134 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2012 02:29 PM (6o4Fb)

135 Add to that the Rasmussen survey in which voters by 62 percent to 30 said economic growth was more important to them than economic fairness....

What in the fuck is fair about the bottom half of earners getting away without paying any income tax? A lot of these bastards are government services users as well.

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at July 31, 2012 03:41 PM (96HSt)

136 Clintern's spending levels were somewhat different than SCOAMF's, but that part of the math equation will fly over their empty skulls.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at August 01, 2012 06:45 AM (UU0OF)

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