June 30, 2006

Dick Cheney's Sex Slave Massacre
— Ace

I haven't watched these amateur political documetaries/horor films yet, but with a title like that, they get a link sight unseen.

Update: Skip directly to Episode 2.

Posted by: Ace at 02:50 PM | Comments (9)
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1 The sex slave girl is hot. And the iron/flower combo was awesome.

Posted by: DaveS at June 30, 2006 03:08 PM (m/5FH)

2 The one I watched kinda sucked. Ho-hum. They didn't talk about the cock once.

Posted by: Feisty at June 30, 2006 03:19 PM (nUWM+)

3 You never reveal the monster until the middle of the film, Feisty.

Posted by: ace at June 30, 2006 03:22 PM (h7Mal)

4 I suppose, Snuggles, I was in suspense waiting for the unseen monster from the Trouser Lagoon to come....out and do some damage.

Too bad Dick used his hands to strangle a dude in actuality though. Anti-climactic.

Posted by: Feisty at June 30, 2006 03:32 PM (nUWM+)

5 How many sex slaves did BILL CLINTON have and how much HOT AIR have AL GORE produced just by keeping his piehole flapping all the time? SQUAWK,SQUAWK,SQUAWK

Posted by: spurwing plover at June 30, 2006 03:40 PM (PAJqa)

6 The electric voting machine bit was good.
"...so I probably voted for you."

Posted by: Tom M at June 30, 2006 05:14 PM (ARXgj)

7 DaveS

I, too, thought that revealing of the iron, followed by the flower distraction, followed by the strike of the iron was genius. the rest... eh. not terrible, except for the production value

/works in tv
///not a hollywood liberal, but not politically argumentatitive during business hours
////About to finish "The Fountainhead" and am FUCKING struck by it. Never read any Ayn Rand before - always saw chicks carrying it around in school and figured it was some dumb, feminist BS, but I have been schooled regarding my ignorance by the author herself...

Posted by: jason at June 30, 2006 09:43 PM (yZ81L)

8 Jason, see the movie if you can find it. Gary Cooper as Roark, Patricial Neal as Dominique. The look on Cooper's face when someone says to him, "Come over here, I want you to meet Dominique Francon" is one of the best non-verbal statements I've ever seen on film and almost makes up for the movie's faults.

Posted by: Muskwa at July 01, 2006 07:00 AM (mShGb)

9 Jason, see the movie if you can find it. Gary Cooper as Roark, Patricial Neal as Dominique

Meh. Could have been a really good movie, but it was completely ruined by the nearly non-stop, stultifying, over-dramatic musical score. It's like when a recipe calls for a teaspoon of cinnamon and somebody dumps in half a cup.

How I hate it when they screw up the soundtrack. It's one of my pet movie peeves.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 01, 2006 07:36 AM (jqv3S)

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