April 30, 2010

Demokraten: Erzeugnisse ihre Dokumentation Arschloch!(1)
— Purple Avenger

See, what we really need is a national ID card you'd have to produce to get a job bagging groceries. Of course it would include fancy, expensive, and less forgeable high-tech biometrics. Reich Bundeskanzler für die Bevölkerung unter Kontrolle zu halten(2) Durbin is spearheading this "heroic" effort to purge undesirable illegally operating subversive elements from the American workforce.

I'm sure all patriotic citizens can see how critical and necessary it is for us to implement these measures to maintain the purity of the taxpaying workforce! The voting electorate? Well...not so much.

(1) Produce your documentation asshole!

(2) Reich Chancellor for keeping the population under control

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 05:10 AM | Comments (112)
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1 ID to vote?PREPOSTEROUS!!!

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2010 05:12 AM (ZetuL)

2 To paraphrase Ronald Reagan "Why don't we just tattoo numbers on their arms?"

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 30, 2010 05:13 AM (iBTj9)

3 Some kind of permanent implant or distinguish tattoo would be helpful.

Perhaps on the wrist or forehead.

Posted by: damian at April 30, 2010 05:17 AM (4WbTI)

4

I mean, really.

What do the Democrats think the "civilian national security force" that's "just as well funded" as the military is going to use to do their dirty work? Of course people will need to carry papers!

Maybe their idea is that you should only need to carry papers if you're an actual legal citizen, with illegal aliens just wandering about like they own the place.

Posted by: Optimizer at April 30, 2010 05:17 AM (odEHq)

5 Those are awful, awful translations.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2010 05:18 AM (rOd1g)

6 Why won't you accept my Puerto Rican Birth Certificate

Posted by: tmitsss at April 30, 2010 05:18 AM (V4Pya)

7 Those are awful, awful translations.

I cheaped out with the online stuff.  My German/English dictionary is packed away in a box somewhere.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 05:20 AM (vWT+e)

8 Ah but PA; our old buddy Lindsey was touting that as a feature and not a bug in the immigration Amnesty-III round.

Never mind that they have been pushing it for years and all the experts are saying it is a waste of money because the counterfeiters would have their copies out faster than the government could get their out.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 05:21 AM (QrA9E)

9 Pornografie macht mich glücklich

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:23 AM (aKUi6)

10 Really, PA, German looks much better in that really sweet font.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:23 AM (aKUi6)

11 all the experts are saying it is a waste of money

I'm guessing that too is a feature rather than a bug.  Establishing multi-10's of billions of dollars a year bureaucracy and expansion of Federal reach is always seen as a benefit in D.C.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 05:23 AM (vWT+e)

12 Oh, come on.  I thought the SSN was supposed to be foolproof.   And then we found out that it is easy to forge it or fool the system.  Whatever proposal comes up next will be just as vulnerable, even biometrics.  So then,  pick one and deal with its shortcomings, it's still better than nothing.

Posted by: Decaf at April 30, 2010 05:23 AM (NooBZ)

13 Erzeugnisse ihre Dokumentation

The usual phrase is "Ihren Ausweis, bitte!" 

Babelfish is no way to translate.

Posted by: Phinn at April 30, 2010 05:24 AM (emFX5)

14 Some one please tell me these people will be out of power completely and for generations after Nov 2012. Can we call them fascists now?

I don't like the ACLU most of the time but I do appreciate their consistency on issues such as this.


Posted by: Big Daddy at April 30, 2010 05:24 AM (pOcKt)

15 I won't carry a National ID card until Barry Bluelips produces his birth certificate!!11!!!!!1!

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2010 05:25 AM (GwPRU)

16 When I find myself on the same side as the ACLU, it worries me.  That said, they seem to be the only lefties who are opposed to this orwellian scheme.

Posted by: Boots at April 30, 2010 05:25 AM (06JTY)

17 Arizona will be exempted, of course. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:25 AM (aKUi6)

18 Barry Bluelips

That's funny.  Racist, but funny.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:27 AM (aKUi6)

19 If they went to the trouble and expense to make the ID the same way they make the new 100 dollar bill it might work.

But can you imagine how long and expensive it would be to do that on a mass scale with each one different.
 

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 05:27 AM (QrA9E)

20

Democratic leaders have proposed requiring every worker in the nation to carry a national identification card with biometric information

Worker? Da comrades be good workers for the state and get government implant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2010 05:27 AM (1Jaio)

21 All I know in German is "Eek spreka kine Deutsch" (phonetic spelling 'cause I'm lame) and "Mein comrade ist kaput!" Past that, I just smile and say "bitte" a lot and hope they don't arrest me because they think I'm high.

Posted by: Joanna at April 30, 2010 05:27 AM (7+WuG)

22

If we just check citizenship whenever people come into contact with government, registering for school, at the emergency room without health insurance, giving birth, upon contact with the police,... and quickly deported illegals as they are found, there wouldn't be much of a problem, nor much hassle for citizens to have to endure that the illegal infestation forces on us (just as muslim terrorism forces all to strip and bend over just to get on an airplane).  If we arrested and jailed politicians and government officials that intentionally harm the US by providing sanctuary for illegals (i.e. aiding and abetting an enemy invasion) then we wouldn't have much of a problem, either.  But, the government refuses to defend American sovereignty, which should be adequate reason for impeachment (if not harsher measures).

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 30, 2010 05:28 AM (5TNVe)

23 So then, pick one and deal with its shortcomings, it's still better than nothing. When everybody has to present ID in order to vote, I'll agree with this. Otherwise, I'm a one-issue anarchist on this subject.

Posted by: joncelli at April 30, 2010 05:28 AM (RD7QR)

24 If these clowns have their way, 1984 will look like a utopia of freedom and privacy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 05:28 AM (vWT+e)

25 And this affects people already off the grid working for cash how?

Posted by: John Galt at April 30, 2010 05:28 AM (F/4zf)

26 You already have to produce some ID to get a job bagging groceries.

But asking to see this ID at a polling place is raaaaaaacist and will disenfranchise people too lazy to get one...who somehow manage to live and breed without working.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2010 05:29 AM (mR7mk)

27 They're gonna just skip right to implanting chips into the side of our heads..

Posted by: beerologist at April 30, 2010 05:29 AM (tgXx6)

28 @13 Phinn, you beat me to it.

As for the agency, let me suggest Ministerium für Staatssicherheit, or "Stasi" for short. See, e.g. East Germany.

Regards.

Posted by: R. Sherman at April 30, 2010 05:29 AM (rwcvo)

29 All I know in German is "Eek spreka kine Deutsch" (phonetic spelling 'cause I'm lame) and "Mein comrade ist kaput!" Past that, I just smile and say "bitte" a lot and hope they don't arrest me because they think I'm high.

Posted by: Joanna at April 30, 2010 10:27 AM (7+WuG)

Ein Mas pils, bitte is the most useful phrase in the German language.  Learn it, Love it, Live it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:31 AM (aKUi6)

30 #19  But can you imagine how long and expensive it would be to do that on a mass scale with each one different.

Isn't that part of the point?  Bankrupt us and put us under the govt's thumb just a bit more? And they call conservatives "fascist".

Almost forgot about the annual immigration agitation rallies on May Day.

Deputy Chief Jose Perez Jr. said that police initially estimated no more than 60,000 people would participate in the May Day march to Los Angeles City Hall. But Perez said those numbers were revised after organized labor and immigrant rights groups informed authorities they expect far more people.

“We are looking for an orderly crowd," Perez said. "Organizers are also looking for an orderly crowd for this to be a success.

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 05:31 AM (9hSKh)

31 If these clowns have their way, 1984 will look like a utopia of freedom and privacy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 10:28 AM (vWT+e)

And intelligence.  We're getting the retard version of 1984.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 30, 2010 05:31 AM (5TNVe)

32 18 Barry Bluelips

That's funny.  Racist, but funny.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 10:27 AM (aKUi6)

 

I prefer Purple Lipped Jesus

Posted by: BO at April 30, 2010 05:31 AM (DYJjQ)

33 so if we're illegal, we wont have to have, nor carry, one of these?  Might have to renounce this citizenship baggage

Posted by: A.G. at April 30, 2010 05:31 AM (BgD0W)

34 And this affects people already off the grid working for cash how?

Cash?  What a quaint notion comrade.  The next 5-year plan will eliminate cash.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 05:32 AM (vWT+e)

35 But asking to see this ID at a polling place is raaaaaaacist and will disenfranchise people too lazy to get one...who somehow manage to live and breed without working.

Well, at least the supremes have ruled that if the program is done correctly States can require picture IDs for voting.

Posted by: Vic at April 30, 2010 05:32 AM (QrA9E)

36 Fascist pigs.  I hate the National Socialist Democratic Workers’ Party.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 30, 2010 05:34 AM (mHQ7T)

37 Rev. 13:16-17

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
If Injuns can eat peyote under the First Amendment, I can tell them to Fuck Off, Die, and Blow Me On The Way.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:34 AM (aKUi6)

38 #31  And intelligence.  We're getting the retard version of 1984.

Brawndo - it's got what plants crave.  It's got electrolytes!

In the end, there will be only chaos!

Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at April 30, 2010 05:34 AM (9hSKh)

39 If you like your Mexican drug gang, you can keep it.

Posted by: Easy Bake at April 30, 2010 05:34 AM (6tqEs)

40 Ein Mas pils, bitte is the most useful phrase in the German language.

Nein!  Weizen!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2010 05:35 AM (mR7mk)

41

They don't  have the will to use the immigration control laws that they already have.

I forget - when is Durbin up for reelection?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 30, 2010 05:35 AM (tm15w)

42 Cash?  What a quaint notion comrade.  The next 5-year plan will eliminate cash.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 10:32 AM (vWT+e)

Can't do that.  How would the Indonesian Imbecile be able to criminally collect anonymous campaign donations?

No, cash will stay - at least in the form of anonymous debit gift cards.  This government will just arrest business owners and let the illegals run free - and our retarded overlords will encourage the illegals to sue business owners who were arrested for hiring them under the table.  Win-win for the America-haters.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 30, 2010 05:35 AM (5TNVe)

43 I don't think it will get that far PA...

Posted by: Gmac at April 30, 2010 05:36 AM (k2Fyd)

44 When everybody has to present ID in order to vote, I'll agree with this. Otherwise, I'm a one-issue anarchist on this subject.

Posted by: joncelli at April 30, 2010 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

 

I agree with you 100%.  Show an ID to vote first and then we can talk about national ID cards that illegals will just figure out a way around anyway.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at April 30, 2010 05:36 AM (JSetw)

45 I would point out that that last bit was me, and not scripture.

It was a formatting error.  Revelations doesn't really say that.  Why am I adamant in pointing that out?  First person to answer correctly gets a cookie.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:36 AM (aKUi6)

46 Nein!  Weizen!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2010 10:35 AM (mR7mk)

I despise that crap.  I'm a Rheinheitsgabott kinda guy.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:38 AM (aKUi6)

47 "And this affects people already off the grid working for SPELT and BULLETS how? FIFW

Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2010 05:39 AM (PjevJ)

48 Pornografie macht mich glücklich

Lesbische pornografie macht mich sehr glücklich!

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 30, 2010 05:39 AM (/U/Mr)

49 45 I would point out that that last bit was me, and not scripture.

It was a formatting error.  Revelations doesn't really say that.  Why am I adamant in pointing that out?  First person to answer correctly gets a cookie.



Your just looking for an excuse to get a blow job?..totally get it

Posted by: beerologist at April 30, 2010 05:39 AM (tgXx6)

50 That's some good Austrian right there!

Posted by: Easy Bake at April 30, 2010 05:39 AM (6tqEs)

51 They're hard at work at 99 Decision Street.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 30, 2010 05:40 AM (cQyWA)

52 arizona took the federal immigration law....the law that is for the nation....and made it state law because the feds were not enforcing their own law. if you enter our country, you are required to carry your identifying papers at all times.....arizona spends 1 billion dollars or more a year on illegal immigrants....Janet Napolitano was constantly in the feds face about reimbursement while she was governor....our state is out of money....but even if it weren't why is it ok for any citizen to be forced to pay for someone who is not here legally? why should we have to put up with high speed chases on our freeways? sometimes they result in the deaths of the illegals and legals? why should we pay for their hospital bills? their educations? why should our officers and land owners pay with their lives when some frightened criminal illegal turns a gun on them? why do we have to put up with the gangs? the house invasions? the destruction of our way of life? we've had enough...have you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2010 05:40 AM (ucxC/)

53 Your just looking for an excuse to get a blow job?

I breathe, too.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:40 AM (aKUi6)

54 Who posted that gawd awful hippie thread last night? Geezus, can you fire that sumbits PA?

Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 30, 2010 05:40 AM (uFdnM)

55 These fuckers are wearing me down. It's not exactly future shock--retard fascist shock, maybe.

Posted by: Bugler at April 30, 2010 05:41 AM (YCVBL)

56  one dot or tittle.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2010 05:42 AM (7FgWm)

57 I don't understand the need for any new technology.  We already have instant background checks for gun buyers.  Pretend whoever the fuck you are worried about (employee, fuckstick stopped for a traffic violation, etc.) is trying to exercise his constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

What is this need to keep inventing unneeded shit?

Posted by: Randall Hoven at April 30, 2010 05:42 AM (PVAmK)

58

Mexico has 31 states. That'd be 62 new senators.

How long before glorious leader starts talking Lebensraum?

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at April 30, 2010 05:43 AM (dQdrY)

59 Lesbische Pornografie des Lippenstifts lässt mich zu meiner Koje gehen.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 30, 2010 05:44 AM (/U/Mr)

60 why do we have to put up with the gangs? the house invasions? the destruction of our way of life?

Something about the U.S. being uniquely evil in the history of the world, and it's not fair our system allowed two centuries of prosperity while the system in Mexico didn't.

I really hate people who think like that.  I don't even want to be at a quilt show with 'em.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2010 05:44 AM (mR7mk)

61 George Orwell? Never heard of him

Posted by: fartbubble at April 30, 2010 05:44 AM (gAmQ1)

62 What is this need to keep inventing unneeded shit?

Expansion of redundant bureaucracy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2010 05:44 AM (vWT+e)

63 I don't understand the need for any new technology.  We already have instant background checks for gun buyers.  Pretend whoever the fuck you are worried about (employee, fuckstick stopped for a traffic violation, etc.) is trying to exercise his constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

Yeah, innit funny? They object to someone placed under arrest being subjected to the same scrutiny as someone purchasing a firearm.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 30, 2010 05:49 AM (ZJ/un)

64 Does this have anything to do with 99 Luftballons?

Posted by: dogfish at April 30, 2010 05:49 AM (9dIfg)

65 # 45 Herr Morgenholtz: Because the writer of Revelations wrote that anyone adding or taking away one word from his account would be condemed to Hell What kind of cookie do I get?

Posted by: Big Daddy at April 30, 2010 05:51 AM (/RSbd)

66 Oh, and don't forget that they keep trying to expand the purpose of the instant-check system. They want to keep the records of those checks around, in order to identify gun owners. They want to add (useless) "ballistic fingerprinting" requirements to gun purchases. They want to have your gun stamp its serial number on the primer when it fires. They want individual serial numbers on each round of ammunition.

But they sure don't want to make sure Joe Drunk Driver is in the country legally.


Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 30, 2010 05:51 AM (ZJ/un)

67 Yeah, innit funny? They object to someone placed under arrest being subjected to the same scrutiny as someone purchasing a firearm.

And want to imprison people who don't have health insurance.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2010 05:51 AM (mR7mk)

68 Revelations doesn't really say that.

Stuff John Said, Vol 2

Posted by: damian at April 30, 2010 05:51 AM (4WbTI)

69

#23 So then, pick one and deal with its shortcomings, it's still better than nothing.

When everybody has to present ID in order to vote, I'll agree with this. Otherwise, I'm a one-issue anarchist on this subject.

Joncelli, that's pretty much what I had in mind.  There has to be a national standard otherwise everyone legal is being disadvantaged because the exception is the new rule.

Posted by: Decaf at April 30, 2010 05:52 AM (NooBZ)

70 What kind of cookie do I get?

Posted by: Big Daddy at April 30, 2010 10:51 AM (/RSbd)

Hold on, I'm getting it "ready"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:52 AM (aKUi6)

71 "What kind of cookie do I get?" How about our newest flavor, Sixsixsix?

Posted by: Girl Scouts for Satan at April 30, 2010 05:55 AM (YCVBL)

72 Mephistopheles Mint.

Condemnation Caramel.

Peanut Butter Purgatory.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 05:57 AM (aKUi6)

73 I don't understand the need for any new technology.  We already have instant background checks for gun buyers.  Pretend whoever the fuck you are worried about (employee, fuckstick stopped for a traffic violation, etc.) is trying to exercise his constitutional right to keep and bear arms.

What is this need to keep inventing unneeded shit?

Posted by: Randall Hoven at April 30, 2010 10:42 AM (PVAmK)

Kind of how the states all run lotteries, giving out untold billions of dollars and processing tickets by the boatload, every day, without any complaints of hanging chads or miscounts or anything ... but those same states can't reliably count simple votes for an election.

Yep.  That's government for you.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 30, 2010 05:58 AM (5TNVe)

74 Kind of how the states all run lotteries

"The Governor's Tax on the Statistically Illiterate".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 06:00 AM (aKUi6)

75 Herr Morgenholz,
Do you have Dispensational Millenialism Samoas or Rapture Tag Alongs?

Posted by: Big Daddy at April 30, 2010 06:01 AM (pOcKt)

76

Expansion of redundant bureaucracy.

There's more to it. Remember that we're essentially dealing with a mental illness in people who want to control everything you do, say, and think. Part of this is recognizing them as the powerful ones and you as the un-powerful in order to feed their insatiable ego. They need a constant reminder of their position as god. They also need to make damn good and sure that you know it as well, all of the time and in as many ways as they can think of.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 30, 2010 06:02 AM (i3AsK)

77 #52 - SHUT UP, that's why.

Posted by: El Presidente Obama at April 30, 2010 06:03 AM (4JpPD)

78 I've always liked gunblogger Joe Huffman's Jews In The Attic Test.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2010 06:04 AM (ZSVyF)

79 Do you have Dispensational Millenialism Samoas or Rapture Tag Alongs?

Posted by: Big Daddy at April 30, 2010 11:01 AM (pOcKt)

Mark of the Beast Macaroons are a perennial favorite.  You need to save one, though, for..uh...commercial purposes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 30, 2010 06:05 AM (aKUi6)

80

Democrats are taking a second look at islam's practice of forcing adherents to kiss the ground five times a day.  They think that methods such as this are necessary for Americans to realize that, as individuals, we are insignificant, worthless clumps of cells and that we should remember our place.

Liberals envy islam.  Those muslims really know how to let people know what worthless pieces of shit they are, useful only to forward the aggressive takeover that islam is oriented towards.  Liberals are taking notes.  Mo really knew how to beat any notions of individualism right out of a person.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 30, 2010 06:08 AM (5TNVe)

81

I fucking hate Illinois Nazis.

 

 

 

[see what I did there?]

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2010 06:25 AM (Zj8fM)

82 See, this will work just fine.  For law-abiding citizens.  But not for the undocumented, illegal, illegal aliens that the lawmakers are trying so hard to protect and benefit and entitle and enable.  See how that works?  Jerks.  Idiots.  Traitors.  Morons (and not the good kind).

Posted by: katya at April 30, 2010 06:26 AM (Gorqm)

83 I despise that crap.  I'm a Rheinheitsgabott kinda guy.

Reinheitsgebot?

Posted by: Additonal Blond Agent at April 30, 2010 06:27 AM (PMGbu)

84 When illegals are outlawed, only outlaws will be illegals. Wha?

Posted by: Joe Plugs at April 30, 2010 06:33 AM (YCVBL)

85

Dear Bammy-fans, this "Workers Passport" won't cost us a penny, because Obama plans to have the SEIU produce and issue the cards, and then check for them when you try to apply for a job!  See, he's outsourcing government functions to the private sector!  And while you are employed, the SEIU will hold the card for you, so if you don't wander off the reservation get another job without the jack-booted thugs proper authorities approving it!

You voted for "change", didn't you?  Suck it hard!

Posted by: sherlock at April 30, 2010 06:34 AM (fKPuo)

86 I'm almost into "going postal" territory.

Posted by: TC at April 30, 2010 06:41 AM (DYJjQ)

87 Pavianhodensack.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 30, 2010 06:43 AM (QMtmy)

88 The only thing they won't require it for is voter ID.  That would be a civil rights violation.

Posted by: obladioblada at April 30, 2010 06:52 AM (uAQBa)

89 So the solution to AZ going all Nazi, is for Uncle Sam to go full Nazi.  OK.

Posted by: rockhead at April 30, 2010 06:57 AM (RykTt)

90 As a resident of Obamastan, I LOVE our Dick in the Senate!!!

Posted by: apb at April 30, 2010 07:14 AM (4Ac/Q)

91

I hope they don't ask for papers in German.

I don't speak the language and I might run away in fear.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 30, 2010 07:35 AM (P33XN)

92

 I LOVE our Dick in the Senate!!!

There are too many dicks in the Senate as it is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 30, 2010 07:36 AM (P33XN)

93 "We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."   -Presidential Candidate Barack Hussein Obama, 02JUL2008

Posted by: Optimizer at April 30, 2010 08:05 AM (JC+x3)

94 Dein Deutsch braucht Übung.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 30, 2010 08:07 AM (kdxcR)

95
27 beerologist

They're gonna just skip right to implanting chips into the side of our heads..

The phone company's got the contract.

Posted by: Golem14 at April 30, 2010 08:16 AM (2X8VA)

96

I hope they don't ask for papers in German. I don't speak the language and I might run away in fear.

I used to have that same fear. I still do, to a degree.

Last month, an officer from the Civilian National Security Force interrupted me at work. She looked right at me and said, "Komm mit mir tanzen." My first impulse was to get the hell out of there. Think, FireHorse, I thought to myself. Don't panic. I don't know German, but I tried to come to grips with the situation and figure it out.

It turned out that I was just playing the new music video from Nena on the Internet. Everything turned out all right. Well, that time, anyway, but I'd like to think I'm better prepared in case something like that ever happens again.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 30, 2010 08:26 AM (cQyWA)

97 So their answer to the problem of illegal immigration is new onerous requirements on legal residents and citizens. Talk about missing your target.

Posted by: freecitizen at April 30, 2010 08:53 AM (56ZAd)

98

I hope they don't ask for papers in German.

I don't speak the language and I might run away in fear.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 30, 2010 12:35 PM (P33XN)

Do the Black Panthers speak German?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2010 09:08 AM (1Jaio)

99 Why not have a tamper-proof national ID?  Every other country has one.  Hell, we have one, it's called a Social Security Card.  Yeah, I know it says right at the bottom "NOT TO BE USED FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES".

Guess what, it is.  Even the US military assigns you an ID number, and since the 70's that number has been YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

Want to look up your health records?  Bet anything your doctor or hospital has it filed and cross-referenced BY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

Posted by: GarandFan at April 30, 2010 09:18 AM (6mwMs)

100 So their answer to the problem of illegal immigration is new onerous requirements on legal residents and citizens. Talk about missing your target.

What makes you think we're not their target? 

Posted by: Phinn at April 30, 2010 09:31 AM (emFX5)

101 Bet anything your doctor or hospital has it filed and cross-referenced BY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

That is being heavily discourage (I don't know if that is a part if HIPAA or not).  Hospitals are assigning a unique MedicalRecordNumber now, although there still is a slot for SS#, but you don't have to give it if you don't want to.

Posted by: damian at April 30, 2010 09:39 AM (4WbTI)

102

Reich Bundeskanzler für die Bevölkerung unter Kontrolle zu halten(2) Durbin is spearheading this "heroic" effort to purge undesirable illegally operating subversive elements from the American workforce.

PA, it seems to me you could have shortened that mess down to at least Reichs Kanzler des BevKo, or even RKBK.

Why not have a tamper-proof national ID?  Every other country has one.  Hell, we have one, it's called a Social Security Card.  Yeah, I know it says right at the bottom "NOT TO BE USED FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES".

Guess what, it is.  Even the US military assigns you an ID number, and since the 70's that number has been YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

Want to look up your health records?  Bet anything your doctor or hospital has it filed and cross-referenced BY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

Posted by: GarandFan at April 30, 2010 02:18 PM (6mwMs)

Funny you mention the "Not to be used..." line. I am looking at my two SS cards (YES, they're the same number!!)- one from when I originally got my first one has that line. The much newer one (the old one had been presumed lost) does not have that line. And that number is an identifier, make no mistake. Credit apps, school enrollment, anything with a contract, really. No guvmint services without it. Holy hell, newborns are now required to have one soon as they pop from the oven- the only reason for that was so the appropriate income tax could be collected from Junior when they become a newspaper delivery agent at 10.

Posted by: Bill H at April 30, 2010 09:54 AM (q8CmE)

103 Actually it's

Zeigen Sie mir bitte Ihren Personalausweis oder die Kirchen!!

Which means show me your I.D. or your nipples.

Posted by: Horst Grossenholz at April 30, 2010 11:11 AM (2jp4I)

104 Zeigen Sie mir bitte Ihren Personalausweis oder die Kirchen!!

Which means show me your I.D. or your nipples.

Posted by: Horst Grossenholz at April 30, 2010 04:11 PM (2jp4I)

Yah, but we are evil RethugliKKKans. You want to talk down to the oppressed, so your example should read "Zeigst du mir deinen Personalausweis, jetzt, bloede Kuh!!" and just simply rip the top off and expose the nipples. It takes a few tries before you develop your own personal style of oppression and humiliation.

Posted by: Bill H at April 30, 2010 03:22 PM (q8CmE)

105 IP = 69.31.101.61

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106 IP = 116.21.19.24

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