April 30, 2012

Democrats: There's No Way In Hell We Could Possibly Cut Any of the ObamaCare Slush Fund
Reality: ObamaCare Slush Fund Used For Spaying Dogs and Cats

— Ace

Wait 'till you hear this.

A controversial anti-obesity “slush fund” under Obamacare was used in Nashville, Tennessee to spay dogs and cats. The reasoning: stray dogs scare people from exercising outdoors.

And cats?

They fear cats, too?

Gee, it sure sounds like people are using government money, appropriated by Congress for specific constitutionally-approved uses, for any damn thing they like.

Maybe we should try that "Old System" where dollars were used for the purpose intended, and we didn't appropriate as many of them, so it was easier to keep a handle on whether or not our system of free government was actually operating as required by the Constitution.


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Posted by: Ace at 10:51 AM | Comments (177)
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1 Boxy! Boxy Layday!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 30, 2012 10:52 AM (ebPtk)

2 HE'S JUST FATTENING THEM UP!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 30, 2012 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

3 He's just fattening them up.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 30, 2012 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

4 No, really, that's all he's doing.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 30, 2012 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

5 MANNY MOTA MOTA MOTA [raaaahhhhhhh]

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 30, 2012 10:54 AM (RD7QR)

6 We don't like fatties here at Man's Country but fems are fabulous!

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at April 30, 2012 10:54 AM (c3mby)

7 It's only right.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 30, 2012 10:55 AM (z9HTb)

8 This is a joke right?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at April 30, 2012 10:55 AM (ZHge+)

9 This could be solved by earmarks, but those are evil, so we're fucked.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2012 10:56 AM (KNvk+)

10 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 10:56 AM (8y9MW)

11 The political class in our Country are not only out of touch with the People, they are completely out of touch with reality.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 30, 2012 10:57 AM (g1fN1)

12 And this scandal will be a national story on June 30th, two days after Obama care is declared unconstitutional.  

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (9sUlj)

13

They fear cats, too?[/]

 

Not fear, it is le tout petit intimidation, non?

Posted by: Henri, le chat merveilleux at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (jm/9g)

14 You know what else keeps people from exercising outdoors?  The sun.  So we're using some of that Obamacare slush fund to build abortion clinics, which are entirely indoors.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood, Inc. at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (QKKT0)

15
There's a "spay/neuter your dog" "food-desert" joke in here somewhere......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (ofIpS)

16 Obama is jealous of anything with balls.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (rXIB9)

17 Spayed Dog Its what's for dinner.

Posted by: sTevo at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (q1Tbv)

18 This could be solved by earmarks, but those are evil, so we're fucked.

How so?  That's basically what this is.  If nothing else money is fungible.

The only thing that would fix it is to stop making transfer payments from the people to the States (or from the Rich People to everybody else, really).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (8y9MW)

19 Just wait until they start using the funds to spay and neuter undesireable humans.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2012 10:58 AM (3zV6k)

20 I think Obama should take over the spot at the end of The Price Is Right and say "Please remember to have your pets spayed or neutered." and then lick his lips.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2012 10:59 AM (T0NGe)

21 Hey, those dog balls aren't going to eat themselves.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 30, 2012 10:59 AM (vjyZP)

22 There seems to be no level of stupidity, greed and evil to which Democrats are incapable of stooping.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 30, 2012 10:59 AM (i0App)

23 "The reasoning: stray dogs scare people from exercising outdoors."


What's next? Free clothes for flashers?

Posted by: Rocks at April 30, 2012 10:59 AM (Q1lie)

24 You think they would set loose rabid animals to encourage a more brisk pace of exercise.

Posted by: no good deed at April 30, 2012 11:00 AM (0L0bD)

25 Just wait until they start using the funds to spay and neuter undesireable humans.

Studies show that scary hobos, crazy people and conservatives keep people from exercising outdoors too.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at April 30, 2012 11:00 AM (QKKT0)

26

By spay and neuter, they mean tenderize and baste, right?

 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 11:00 AM (VtjlW)

27

And cats?

They fear cats, too?

Nothing to fear. Just hand over your soul and nobody gets hurt


Posted by: teh kittehs at April 30, 2012 11:00 AM (Y+DPZ)

28 Posted by: Mr Pink

^^^

You're two for two now

(I may have missed some other threads)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (pLTLS)

29 Hey. The more neutered dogs, the fewer dogs available for snacking; ergo less obesity. Cats? When the dog runs out you have to turn to something...

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (O9C/6)

30 so why not give people guns so they can protect themselves from strays? I'd be more likely to exercise outdoors if the gov't gave me a gun.

Posted by: mallfly at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (bJm7W)

31 Fighting obesity by limiting the dog population?

Really?

Really?

Oh c'mon that one is too easy.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (0q2P7)

32

Reality: ObamaCare Slush Fund Used For Spaying Dogs and Cats  Hors D'Oeuvres

 

FIFY

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (rX1N2)

33 a BIG gun.

Posted by: mallfly at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (bJm7W)

34 So, he cuts their nuts off while their alive- before killing, butchering, cooking, and eating. That's gonna hurt his "likeability".

Posted by: Preznit BallSlayer at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (yn6XZ)

35 Obama is jealous of anything with balls Posted by: Mr Pink

You mean like, oh, Hilary?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:01 AM (sbV1u)

36

so why not give people guns so they can protect themselves from strays?

 

What do you think this is, Texas or something?

 

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 11:02 AM (VtjlW)

37

The only thing that would fix it is to stop making transfer payments from the people to the States (or from the Rich People to everybody else, really)

Wait are we talking about the strays or the money problem?  Because I've got a solution to the strays and it rhymes with "fun." (Also don't get a goddamn pet if you can't either pay to have it "neutered" yourself or can otherwise keep it from procreating.  Frankly the same applies to kids )

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 11:03 AM (22rSN)

38 Off golf sock!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball, who is very very afraid at April 30, 2012 11:03 AM (yn6XZ)

39 >>Maybe we should try that "Old System" where dollars were used for the purpose intended, and we didn't appropriate as many of them,

The second thing.

But there are two big problems here.

First, obviously, there is no oversight, and no accountability.  The people wasting the money are never held to task for it.

Second, and FAR more important, the ability of the Federal gov't to engage in deficit spending (ie borrowing as much as it likes, then effectively running the presses to cover the loans) means that short of actual bankruptcy, there is no physical restraint on spending.  The gov't can and probably WILL spend every penny it can beg, borrow or steal, until it goes bankrupt, and continue to do so until it literally can't get any more money.


Posted by: looking closely at April 30, 2012 11:03 AM (6Q9g2)

40 THE BALLS!

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 11:03 AM (NG097)

41

And cats?

They fear cats, too?


It's a well known fact that kittehs will claw the ankles of any human who is late with their breakfast

Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2012 11:04 AM (Y+DPZ)

42 The slush fund is used to fix only female doggehs and kittehs? ("Spaying" is the removal of the ovaries of a female mammal; the boys are "neutered," aka "the snip.")

I volunteer at a local no-kill kitteh shelter. There are many good reasons to "Stop a Litter, Fix Yer Critter"-- including lowering your pet's risk of cancer in later life-- but using an Obamacare slush fund to pay the vets? Shoot, why not use the money to spay/neuter liberals?

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 30, 2012 11:04 AM (3Yz0m)

43 How many calories does the vet burn weilding that scalpel?  Probably a lot Ace!  Geez, what h8ter.

Posted by: Heralder at April 30, 2012 11:04 AM (/Mxso)

44
Howoooooooo,

Posted by: Another dog story at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (sv477)

45 Nothing to fear. Just hand over your soul and nobody gets hurt

Sorry, I sold my soul for pussy years ago.

Posted by: Alex at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (zSobX)

46 Wait are we talking about the strays or the money problem?

I was talking about the money problem.  I agree with your solution for the strays. 

"Officer, it was kind of dark, it looked like a coyote to me."
"It was a chihuahua, sir.  They're six inches high."
"I thought it was a cub and its mamma might be around."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (8y9MW)

47 >>stray dogs scare people from exercising outdoors.

Yeah, I see what you did there.
But really, Obama is pretty scrawny.  How many dogs can one man be expected to eat?

Posted by: looking closely at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (6Q9g2)

48 To be fair, they only paid to have Sandra Fluke's cat spayed.

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (VndSC)

49 Why is this cookie jar full of dog biscuits?

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (/ZZCn)

50 Sorry, I sold my soul for pussy years ago.Posted by: Alex

So how's that workin' for ya?

Posted by: Dr. Phil at April 30, 2012 11:05 AM (sbV1u)

51 This cries out for a Canseku.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 11:06 AM (NG097)

52 #JusticeForLassie

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 11:06 AM (NG097)

53 In Indonesia, they have a name for spayed dog. It's called "steer".

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2012 11:06 AM (VndSC)

54 LOL... click the link.  The "meet and greet" session with the taxpayer funded spay and neutering is also serving... pizza.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 30, 2012 11:06 AM (SY2Kh)

55 So how's that workin' for ya?

Great, actually!

Posted by: Alex at April 30, 2012 11:06 AM (zSobX)

56 Spay 'em, hell. Let's spatchcock 'em.

Posted by: King Barky The Magnanimous at April 30, 2012 11:06 AM (ccXZP)

57 OK, two questions here:

A. Do dogs and cats taste better after they've been spayed, and
B. In general, which tastes better, dogs or cats?

Posted by: looking closely at April 30, 2012 11:07 AM (6Q9g2)

58 The Chicken is going to develop abandonment issues.

Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2012 11:07 AM (sv477)

59 15
There's a "spay/neuter your dog" "food-desert" joke in here somewhere......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2012 03:58 PM (ofIpS)

 

He calls them "Indonesian Oysters"

Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2012 11:07 AM (GULKT)

60 War against dogs? (tm)

Or is saying that an anti-Muslim dog whistle (so to speak)?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 30, 2012 11:07 AM (X/+QT)

61 It has been discovered that removing the reproductive organs redirects the energy needed for such activity toward fattening the animal.  End result: fewer strays, more food for the poor...two problems solved with one action.

Posted by: Mr_Write at April 30, 2012 11:07 AM (VJUQK)

62 Dollars for Dognuts

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (VndSC)

63 U.S. Treasury == Obama Slush Fund

I think I'll start hoarding Monopoly money. It'll be worth more than the dollar by the time Team Obama gets through.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (eHIJJ)

64 The "meet and greet" session with the taxpayer funded spay and neutering is also serving... pizza.Posted by: Hollowpoint

Oh now see, that can't be happening, because if there's one thing I learned form the GSA scandal is that you're not allowed to buy food for events with Federal tax dollars.

/sarc

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (sbV1u)

65 why not use the money to spay/neuter liberals?

It's physically impossible to neuter a liberal. Spaying works ok though.

Posted by: Grayson at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (lehlP)

66

"This slush fund is for women's health, since they're more likely to be leg humped by stray dogs?"

--Next Democrat line to protect this fund.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (22rSN)

67 Speaking of stray dogs that are scary..... I wouldn't mind spending some of Uncle Sugars money to spay Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (jucos)

68 The stray dogs and cats were rounded up. ....And people just thought they were taken to be neutered and spayed. 

Posted by: Barky's procurement agents at April 30, 2012 11:08 AM (cB+Hn)

69 This is why I sit on my ass reading ACE in the safe confines of my house. Un neutered.. dogs.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 30, 2012 11:09 AM (DGIjM)

70 In related news, Obama will be serving what he calls "Nashville Mountain Oysters" at his next fundraiser.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 30, 2012 11:09 AM (SY2Kh)

71 The spayed parts are used in a kind of sickly Moo Goo Gai pan which appeals to dog lovers such as the President himself..

Posted by: Exile at April 30, 2012 11:09 AM (ZQzsy)

72 t'll be worth more than the dollar by the time Team Obama gets through.

See, son, this is what a One Hundred Dollar bill used to look like.
Wow, Dad, why did they come in such small denominations?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (8y9MW)

73 Quoting: "OK, two questions here:

A. Do dogs and cats taste better after they've been spayed, and
B. In general, which tastes better, dogs or cats?"

I can think of some local candidates for testing these questions.  Especially that annoying, yapping white mop of a dog next door.

Posted by: Mr_Write at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (VJUQK)

74
And by spaying dogs and cats, they really mean registering them to vote.

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (G/zuv)

75 ugh, these evangelical government types are so closed minded. All government spending is 100% efficient and is basically an IV of life supplying fluids to the "poor", and therefore all spending cuts are immoral death sentences for the "poor"*. *= note that poor denotes overpaid government employees who are more financially secure than Peyton Manning and is not meant to reflect an indication of poverty.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (QxSug)

76 Well, leftards can't do ANYTHING right except fuck stuff up. And these imbeciles have fucking up down to a fine art.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (OlN4e)

77
They fear cats, too?
Ever been face to face with a big ol' pussy let alone eat one?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (eXigD)

78 The stray dogs and cats were rounded up. ....And people just thought they were taken to be neutered and spayed.

We only do farm, er, I mean street, to table cuisine here at the White House

Posted by: White House Hospitality Office at April 30, 2012 11:10 AM (sbV1u)

79 constitutionally-approved

Eh?

Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 30, 2012 11:11 AM (BdzEV)

80 and yeah, this is why Harry Reid is a terrible person, the 111th Congress and the 112th Congress have basically given SCOAMDEF a trillion dollar blank check each year. So much for the smug's constant woe-ing over Bush's considerably smaller deficits.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 30, 2012 11:11 AM (QxSug)

81 Wasting Taxpayer Money Stimulates The Economy

Posted by: NPR Headlines & Nancy Pelosi, But Mostly Nancy Pelosi at April 30, 2012 11:11 AM (eHIJJ)

82 It's physically impossible to neuter a liberal.

Use a jewelers loupe.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 11:11 AM (NG097)

83 The stray dogs and cats were rounded up. ....And people just thought they were taken to be neutered and spayed.


SOYLENT GREEN IS PETS!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at April 30, 2012 11:12 AM (GQ8sn)

84 Oh now see, that can't be happening, because if there's one thing I learned form the GSA scandal is that you're not allowed to buy food for events with Federal tax dollars.

/sarc


Well, this is different.  You see, the money came from an anti-obesity fund, and everybody knows the slimming effect that pizza consumption has on ones physique.  So money well spent.

Just don't ask how they made the sausage pizza topping, or which breed it came from.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 30, 2012 11:12 AM (SY2Kh)

85 First thing we do, let's kill all the cats.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 30, 2012 11:12 AM (ybkwK)

86 if this idiots arent so stupid

they might know about how a dogs will just

chase the cats so may be its not a big problem if they

chase the cats instead of the fat people exersizing

try watching animal planet some time idiots

#JusticeForFarvelon

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 30, 2012 11:13 AM (+lsX1)

87 And to think, we are borrowing money and paying interest for this absurdity!

Posted by: lallyjay at April 30, 2012 11:13 AM (o5j2T)

88 You know, obama didn't say which parts of dog were his most favorite. Maybe they are just using this as a surreptitious method to get his favorite parts... I don't didn't eat the whole dog. Just his nuts.

Posted by: blindside at April 30, 2012 11:13 AM (x7g7t)

89 This is something else we learned from the Romans history.

>>The Romans are credited with inventing the capon. The Lex Faunia of 162 BC forbade fattening hens in order to conserve grain rations. In order to get around this the Romans castrated roosters, which resulted in a doubling of size.<<

 and it works on dogs too.

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at April 30, 2012 11:13 AM (tf9Ne)

90

My day is complete, the Canseku has arrived.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:14 AM (sbV1u)

91 Ugh, I hate that.  HTML fail.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:14 AM (sbV1u)

92 88 You know, obama didn't say which parts of dog were his most favorite. Maybe they are just using this as a surreptitious method to get his favorite parts...

I don't didn't eat the whole dog. Just his nuts.

Posted by: blindside at April 30, 2012 04:13 PM (x7g7t)


It's an undignified position, and Bo kept biting him.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 30, 2012 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

93

Let me get this straight - they're using money that's supposed to be paying for peoples' health care and using it for pet health care instead?

 

I mean, they refer to this as a "Wellness Clinic", for gosh sakes!

 

What's next - animals demanding equal rights when it comes to marriage, the workplace, etc.?

 

How about we use that money to pay for lobotomies for the people who came up with this hare-brained scheme in the first place?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2012 11:15 AM (0xqzf)

94

 

Have we got a #JusticeforBarbizon, yet?

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2012 11:15 AM (kZta5)

95 My day is complete, the Canseku has arrived.

You had to copy and paste that?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:15 AM (8y9MW)

96 Soylent Green Arugula is pet genitalia. Pet genitalia!

Posted by: Charlton Heston at April 30, 2012 11:15 AM (eHIJJ)

97 Quoting: "First thing we do, let's kill all the cats."

While I essentially agree with this sentiment, I have a better idea...let's vote these yahoos out of office and put in some people with integrity!

Posted by: Mr_Write at April 30, 2012 11:16 AM (VJUQK)

98 I don't see any problem with this.

Posted by: Peter Singer at April 30, 2012 11:16 AM (kZta5)

99 You had to copy and paste that?

No, I have no idea what went wrong.  It wasn't a cut and paste.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:16 AM (sbV1u)

100
Well, leftards can't do ANYTHING right except fuck stuffup. And these imbeciles have fucking up down to a fine art.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 04:10 PM (OlN4e)





Or as one of the morons put it awhile back: Leftists couldn't make a bowl of cold cereal without having it burst into flames.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2012 11:16 AM (ofIpS)

101 When dogs chased my mom on her walk my brother bought her a cattle prod. Dog only nipped at her heels once more...Probably illegal as hell.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 11:16 AM (4yXmp)

102

We have stopped asking where the meat comes from. ....It just arrives here, in white vans...already cut into strange looking pieces.

 

We just cook it according to the recipes that are given to us. 

Posted by: White House chefs at April 30, 2012 11:16 AM (cB+Hn)

103

Let me get this straight - they're using money that's supposed to be paying for peoples' health care and using it for pet health care instead?

Consider the expansion of the commerce clause to including "breathing" and you see where this comes from.

People, it only gets worse!  I refer to you the WHO defintion of health: "Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity."

 

They're coming for our wellbeing next, they'll use this sucker to justify pretty much anything.  We're teh boned!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 11:17 AM (22rSN)

104 You "People" that hate Obama are buttholes. But I really hate the phonies who claim that his economic policies are ruinous, etc. They use nazi words like "statist" or "pragmatist" to stigmatize him or try to pigeon-hole him. How can YOU people be so stupid? He reversed the nightmare presidency of FACIST George W. Bush instantaneously!  HE SAVED THE ECONOMY!  A MURACULOUS achievement. God bless him! I love MY SCRUMPSHOUS president! He is my hero! I WORSHIP HIM!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 30, 2012 11:17 AM (/Aauo)

105 Or as one of the morons put it awhile back: Leftists couldn't make a bowl of cold cereal without having it burst into flames.Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Hmmmm, Shredded Wheat flambe actually sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:17 AM (sbV1u)

106 >>How so? That's basically what this is.


By definition, a slush fund is not an earmark.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 30, 2012 11:18 AM (KNvk+)

107 I'm sure this is entirely coincidental, but the zip-code listed in flyer is Nashville's liberal hipster stronghold. It's where all the "cool kids" live. I'm pretty sure it's against the law to live there and ever have voted republican.

Posted by: wizardpc at April 30, 2012 11:18 AM (5bCrA)

108 #98
The players may change, but the game remains the same.

I'm convinced it makes negligible difference who is elected, because whomever it is has the same incentives to bribe voters with taxpayer money to keep their seats.  No matter what they say or believe when they take office, once they're in that seat, they want to keep it and behave accordingly.

Apart from significant cuts in already budgeted wasteful spending (like this corrupt slush fund), what we need are systemic changes making it harder for politicians to spend money, and harder for them to raise money.

Posted by: looking closely at April 30, 2012 11:18 AM (6Q9g2)

109 You have your choice of Tennessee Balls at the next State dinner.  Kitty balls or puppy balls.  Only Philistines would offer Kentucky balls.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:18 AM (iYbLN)

110 "spaying"? I am not familiar to this form or cooking.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 30, 2012 11:19 AM (DoaFB)

111 God bless him! I love MY SCRUMPSHOUS president! He is my hero! I
WORSHIP HIM!Posted by: KayInMaine


I know that's a sock but....see, I'm from Massachusetts and I actually know people like that.

It's why I left.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:19 AM (sbV1u)

112 wait... they spay stray dogs and cats and then do what with them, leave them out on the street? What does that accomplish? Cutting my kolyecheks off wouldn't make me less hostile to passerbys.

Posted by: mallfly at April 30, 2012 11:19 AM (bJm7W)

113 Only Philistines would offer Kentucky balls.Posted by: mpfs

Spoken like a true denizen of Pennsyltucky

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:20 AM (sbV1u)

114 Heh. Researchers say wind turbine farms are contributing to Global Warming. Link @ nic. Heh. Fucking dolts.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 11:20 AM (OlN4e)

115 This is a not so subtle warning to white male voters by the SCOAMF.  Vote for me or I'll cut your balls off.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:21 AM (iYbLN)

116 So, the new strategy should be:
1) Control of WH, House, Senate
2) Change baseline budgeting to 0% increases
3) Pass a budget, once, that's in balance via deep spending cuts
4) Always control at least one of the following: WH, House, Senate
5) Refuse to pass another budget, ala Reid, and let things ride 'at current levels' via CRs

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 30, 2012 11:21 AM (X/+QT)

117 114 Only Philistines would offer Kentucky balls.Posted by: mpfs

Spoken like a true denizen of Pennsyltucky
Posted by: Sean Bannion



Blow me Bannion.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:21 AM (iYbLN)

118 >>So, he cuts their nuts off while their alive- before killing, butchering, cooking, and eating.

If you see "City Pound Oysters" on the WH menu, inquire about the vegetarian alternative.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2012 11:22 AM (ZKzrr)

119 Blow me Bannion.Posted by: mpfs

I think that's anatomically impossible.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:22 AM (sbV1u)

120 105 They use nazi words like "statist" or "pragmatist" to stigmatize him or try to pigeon-hole him.
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 30, 2012 04:17 PM (/Aauo)


Pssst! Obama eats pigeons! Pass it on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 30, 2012 11:22 AM (UzjcV)

121 #102.

I got a better story.
Psychotic local dog used to chase my wife when jogging.
I told her, if it comes near you again, next time kick it in the ribs as hard as you physically can.
She did.
It ran off yelping, and oddly enough, that was the last time it ever chased her.

A few months later, incidentally, we heard that the dog in question was found dead, run over by a car (presumably one it chased).  So sad.  We wept.

Posted by: looking closely at April 30, 2012 11:23 AM (6Q9g2)

122 Pssst! Obama eats pigeons! Pass it on!

That's not what one does with the pigeon hole.

Posted by: the chicken at April 30, 2012 11:23 AM (NG097)

123 The reasoning: stray dogs scare people from exercising outdoors.

So why not implement the Rick Perry Solution and buy everyone a .380 Ruger, then?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 11:23 AM (Pi5Sz)

124 Sauteed in olive oil and butter, your balls will arrive on a bed of crisp arugula.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:24 AM (iYbLN)

125 If you see "City Pound Oysters" on the WH menu, inquire about the vegetarian alternative.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 30, 2012 04:22 PM (ZKzrr) <<<

Oysters ah la K-9, served with leeks and fine red Maddog 20-20.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 11:24 AM (OlN4e)

126 Sorry, I sold my soul for pussy years ago.

Posted by: Alex at April 30, 2012 04:05 PM (zSobX)

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

Yeah.  I did too.  And now I'm consigned to eating corn flakes and working my penis pump.

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 11:24 AM (AZdM4)

127 It's the commerce clause. You can buy foods with fat in them and take them across state lines. Therefore, the government can regulate obesity. It's what the founding fathers wanted.

Posted by: Michael at April 30, 2012 11:24 AM (Hl5ka)

128 @105 - Either KayInSane is taking at least half of her meds, or that was a sub-standard sock.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:25 AM (8y9MW)

129 120 Blow me Bannion.Posted by: mpfs

I think that's anatomically impossible.


Posted by: Sean Bannion


How do you know?  I could be an angry, white male who has been de-balled by this administration.

Soylent Green!
It's Dog Balls!!!

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:25 AM (iYbLN)

130 >>Sauteed in olive oil and butter

None of that for you, fatties!

BRB, sending one of the servants out to get me more Five Guys.

Posted by: Mrs SCOAMF at April 30, 2012 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)

131 How do you know? I could be an angry, white male who has been de-balled by this administration. Posted by: mpfs

Ah, I forgot, everyone on the internet is someone else.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:26 AM (sbV1u)

132

When socking KayInSane its tough to over do the stoopid. Really tough.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (OlN4e)

133 part of $7.5 million grant from the Communities Putting Prevention to Work, which is part of the Public Health and Prevention Fund that will soar to $2 billion in 2015 under Obamacare.

Save us Obi wan Kennedy, you're our only hope.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (NG097)

134 Here we  go again with the italics...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (sbV1u)

135 >>>Pssst! Obama eats pigeons! Pass it on!

Not nearly as strange when you realize Band Tailed Pigeons are a game bird.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (0q2P7)

136 Sean Bannion, your are fined 2 internetz for your failure to close your tags.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

137 Anti-Italic League.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (Pi5Sz)

138 dammit

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 11:28 AM (NG097)

139
Heh. Researchers say wind turbine farms are contributing to Global Warming. Link @ nic. Heh. Fucking dolts.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 04:20 PM (OlN4e)





These researchers are fucking idiots. First, the turbines are just redistributing warmth from one part of the atmosphere to the other at night, both are probably less than 1000 ft above the ground. They're not warming anything at all.

But the really stupid thing is, if they'd just talked to a few farmers they'd already know about this effect. Farmers have been using powered windmills for DECADES to redistribute warmer air around their crops at night to fight freezing. Citrus farmers especially.




Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 30, 2012 11:28 AM (ofIpS)

140
During the second Obama Administration, dangling italics will be the first thing to get lopped off...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 30, 2012 11:29 AM (UzjcV)

141

You'll never take me alive!!!11!

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 30, 2012 11:29 AM (d0Tfm)

142 Thank goodness that Barry is having those scary dogs removed from the streets. I'm sure he's finding a nice home for them. In his BELLY!! Get in ma' belly!!1

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2012 11:29 AM (1Jaio)

143 >>But you can't apply the same joke to the current Precedent 'cause that would be racist.

"Got Koranic" doesn't really have the same ring to it, anyway, despite words that start with K being inherently funny.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 30, 2012 11:29 AM (ZKzrr)

144 I like right-leaning comments

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 30, 2012 11:30 AM (uRumV)

145 Sean Bannion, your are fined 2 internetz for your failure to close your tags.Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012

And here I was hoping that the punishment was going to be something like "Beaten to death with 36DDs"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:30 AM (sbV1u)

146 Let's face it, I can leave italics open better than any of you.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Master of All Trades at April 30, 2012 11:30 AM (Pi5Sz)

147 And here I was hoping that the punishment was going to be something like "Beaten to death with 36DDs"

Since when is that a punishment?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:31 AM (8y9MW)

148
148 Let's face it, I can leave italics open better than any of you.
Posted by: Barack Obama, Master of All Trades at April 30, 2012 04:30 PM (Pi5Sz)


Those columns were Doric, numb nuts... or Corinthian leather... I forget which

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 30, 2012 11:32 AM (UzjcV)

149 When you cable goes out you get bored.
When you are bored you get hungry.
When you are hungry, you crave something different.
When you crave something different, you think dog.
When you think dog, you look at your pet bulldog, Fred..
When you look at your pet bulldog, Fred, you notice he has huge balls.
When you see those huge balls, you think "How hard could it be?"
Don't eat your pet bulldog, Fred's balls.
Get rid of cable.  Get Direct TV.

Not my best but short on time.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:32 AM (iYbLN)

150 Beaten to death with 36 DD's??? Tittyboarding? I'm in.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 11:32 AM (OlN4e)

151 And here I was hoping that the punishment was going to be something like "Beaten to death with 36DDs" Posted by: Sean Bannion

Not quite but you're close.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:34 AM (iYbLN)

152 And here I was hoping that the punishment was going to be something like "Beaten to death with 36DDs"

Really, isn't that like too much 'Jah-ma haron?'

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 11:34 AM (8y9MW)

153 Not quite but you're close.Posted by: mpfs

Still works for me.

As long as they're from a ginger.  I have my standards you know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:35 AM (sbV1u)

154 152 Speaking of that I found a decent bra at Marshalls. That never happens.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 11:36 AM (4yXmp)

155 dog ball, golf balls, space balls, what's the difference? We need a President who is going to stand up for working Americans, not like that guy in the wheelchair who humiliated me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2012 11:37 AM (bJm7W)

156 155

Add another "D"

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:38 AM (iYbLN)

157 Dagny,

Only place I can find one?  Nordstrom and boy do I pay for it too.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:39 AM (iYbLN)

158 This thread needs so many pics all of a sudden.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 30, 2012 11:39 AM (Pi5Sz)

159 One question:  Will the dog balls be wrapped in bacon?

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 11:39 AM (iYbLN)

160 Add another "D"Posted by: mpfs

That's it.  It's official.  I'm in love.

Even better, they're tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:40 AM (sbV1u)

161 161 One question: Will the dog balls be wrapped in bacon?

have you no shame, sir? at long last have you now shame? Oops, wring thread.

Posted by: mallfly at April 30, 2012 11:41 AM (bJm7W)

162 rats, hard to pay attention to important things when you need to earn a living, too.

Posted by: mallfly at April 30, 2012 11:42 AM (bJm7W)

163 They are just practising on the cats and dogs.  Wait till you see what comes next.

Posted by: teh Wind at April 30, 2012 11:44 AM (HBU8E)

164 159 Dagny,

Only place I can find one? Nordstrom and boy do I pay for it too.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 04:39 PM (iYbLN)

I know. Me too and the specialized bra boutique in Olde Towne that's why this was so shocking.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 11:46 AM (4yXmp)

165 I know. Me too and the specialized bra boutique in Olde Towne that's why this was so shocking.Posted by: Dagny

If you're talking about The Full Cup, it's gone and they still haven't come back.  I have to drive the wife down to VA Beach to their other one now. 

Not that I'm complaining...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:48 AM (sbV1u)

166 167 Shit. I didn't know. I'll have to go when I'm down there this summer. It's ok. I'd rather go to Va Beach than Olde Towne. I hate Olde Towne.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 11:50 AM (4yXmp)

167 I hate Olde Towne.Posted by: Dagny

I don't hate Olde Towne.  I hate Olde Towne people.

With reason I might add.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:51 AM (sbV1u)

168 Mr. Michael Moore must be very, very afraid of dogs and cats.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 30, 2012 11:52 AM (ndlFj)

169 169 I like to park.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 11:57 AM (4yXmp)

170 Spay them, don't sautee them...

Posted by: Affenhauer at April 30, 2012 12:07 PM (7QZ6R)

171 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 12:49 PM (7W3wI)

172 Take a few bucks and spay Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 12:50 PM (7W3wI)

173 Obama's logic: Americans will be less obese if we have fewer dogs to eat.

Posted by: Crispian at April 30, 2012 02:35 PM (VP2A3)

174 What about "Justice for Trayvon"? Might that not "scare people from exercising outdoors" just a little bit? No, not at all? New NPR Headline: "Is being beaten to within an inch of your life actually good for your health?"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 30, 2012 05:13 PM (wCdEq)

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