July 11, 2018

Democracy Dies in Doltishness: Washington Post Quotes Onion Parody Site "The Clickhole" In, Get This, Anti-Trump Article
— Open Blogger

In an article about some British people trying to make Green Day's 2004 release "American Idiot" chart again to sync with Trump's trip, the Washington Post quoted from a Clickhole article "written by" Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong, confessing the song had been about George Bush.



If the clickbait retard writing this article wasn't a clickbait retard, she'd've realized that The Clickhole is a parody site and this article is obviously a parody. Everyone knew "American Idiot" was about George Bush, as you'd expect from a poppy fake punk band.

Enough Time Has Passed To Reveal George W. Bush Was The ‘American Idiot’ (By Billie Joe Armstrong)

Billie Joe Armstrong - Musician
2/28/17 12:09pm

When my band Green Day released our album American Idiot almost 13 years ago, we knew we were lobbing a grenade into the lap of the culture. With the fallout from 9/11 and the Iraq War revealing deep divisions in American society, our confrontational lyrics and attitude clearly touched a nerve, if our 15 million records sold are any indication. But now that enough time has passed to let the dust and controversy settle, I finally feel comfortable revealing that the "American Idiot" I sang about was none other than President George W. Bush.

Don’t believe me? Go take a listen to “American Idiot” with this new info in mind, and I think you’ll find it all starts to finally click.

I like to think that the song, and the album as a whole, takes on new meaning with that final piece in place. When I sang, "Information age of hysteria / It's calling out to idiot America," I wasn’t just calling out America in general--I was calling out President Bush's America. The "alien nation, where everything isn't meant to be okay" wasn’t just some frightening hypothetical: It was our own country! And when I sang, "'Sieg heil' to the president gas man" on "Holiday" later in the album, keen-eared listeners might rightly suspect that I was once again referring to George Bush. Not very kindly, I might add!

As BEN ROTHLISBURGER might say, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAYS HE'S REVEALING A 13 YEAR OLD SECRET WHICH WAS NEVER A SECRET!!!

Yeah, the "'Sieg Heil' to the president gas man" might have been a teeny tiny little clue that this was about Bush.

But the Washington Post, being written by a bunch of young idiots and edited by a bunch of middle age idiots, thought this was real, and cited it for yet another clickbait #Resist article.


Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:30 PM | Comments (557)
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1 Fresh one!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (oivx6)

2 Wolf!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (2NqXo)

3 Jon Hanrahan:  "This fuck up is so pure it makes me weep."

Buuuurrrrrrnnn!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

4 Lower level notified.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (oivx6)

5 It's all some kind of a weird liberal circle jerk, isn't it?

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (AHNMM)

6 Ben is going to be thrilled!

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (WEBkv)

7 Boy. Jeff Bezos just can't get shit right today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (UiRxW)

8 Democracy dies in a puddle of its own vomit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

9 Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Octopussy at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (tMt88)

10 I miss BEN ROTHLISBURGER.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (zy+gb)

11 Liar. liar pants on Wolf.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (2NqXo)

12 Before you know it they'll be posting Maxine Watters Hair on the opinion page.

Posted by: Bosk at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (fjMEv)

13 Who the fuck is "Green Day"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (BRvh1)

14 Fire Wolves should be part of a SyFy original movie. Maybe some offshoot of a mad scientist's plan to stop a sharknado.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (CUaMN)

15 Green Day is a fag

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (UdKB7)

16 This is one of the many reasons we have declared Jeff Bezos a terrorist threat.

Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (r9UYA)

17 In related news, The Onion is for sale.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (HiLJ1)

18 7 Boy. Jeff Bezos just can't get shit right today. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (UiRxW) Keeps this shit up, the guy will get wolfed by the board of directors.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (BRvh1)

19 muh Amazon!


MOM!!

Posted by: bubble-wrapped millenial at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (x9tR0)

20 Clickhole or dickhole?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (Evws/)

21 OT: Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." Good man. And I see he is a former Army captain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (VM6ev)

22 2020 is going to give me mega orgasms for eternity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

23 So as suggested in the previous thread. I clicked on the cookbook link in the sidebar and I was able to access my Amazon account. Actually updated a delivery date on an order. I Hope!

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (N3JsI)

24 17 In related news, The Onion is for sale. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (HiLJ1) I should start my own site called "The Liver."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

25 Also, did you know that Trent Reznor's 2005ish song 'Capital G' was also about George Bush? MIND. BLOWN.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (6FqZa)

26 Make that Fyre Wolves on Sy-Fy...  helps with the branding tie-ins. And looks cooler and more sci-fiaaiieee.....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (MeS8s)

27 I was thinking of having a bonwolf with friends tonight.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (w4N8W)

28 22 2020 is going to give me mega orgasms for eternity. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC) "What are you wearing, baby?" - - 12/31/19 in Barry While Voice

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

29 I thought Hillary bought The Onion?  Or some Clintonista crime-related something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

30 Evening, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (SRarZ)

31 So as suggested in the previous thread. I clicked on the cookbook link in the sidebar and I was able to access my Amazon account. Actually updated a delivery date on an order. I Hope! Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (N3JsI) ---------- It's always nice to hear of new uses for the cookbook.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (JJZzu)

32 Was Billie Joe Armstrong the guy who wrote "Flight of the Wolves?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (0pcqD)

33 2020 is going to give me mega orgasms for eternity. ------ You can bet on it.

Posted by: Future Paolo at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (UiRxW)

34 The Washington Post was just repooting the truth.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (c+2jX)

35 Sefton..  the Chopped Liver and Wurst

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (MeS8s)

36 Help, If anyone has SMH's email , please email me at my address in the left side bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (yWh0O)

37 WHITE, not While. Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

38 Seriously, I need some partners in my Pusser stick start-up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (w//GY)

39 "What are you wearing, baby?"

- - 12/31/19 in Barry While Voice

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (VM6ev)



I heard Barry While opened for Barry White in Vegas back in '72.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)

40 Hello DangerGirl.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (y87Qq)

41 Hate to say but this album does resound with me when it came out. Laid off, future ex-wife bitching and yelling at me daily, step-daughter being a pill and the youngest at age 5, wasn't talking and was different. Just listened to it constantly , why don't know. Just one of those things that remind me of a time in my life.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (oFsfu)

42 Clear the range! Wolf in the hole! Wolf in the hole! Wolf in the hole! (3... 2... 1...) tkraWHOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (BRvh1)

43 this is your brain. this is your brain as a millennial.

Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (nFwvY)

44 I've thought for a several years that Algorithms were writing news articles. It started with finacial news. Shit like this only confirms my suspicion. Or maybe our betters and overlords really are this retarded.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (of+54)

45 I thought that was the song Legend of Billy the Wolf

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (MeS8s)

46 Bille Joe Armstong is just a soy boy, who survives on soy boyns.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (c+2jX)

47 I should start my own site called "The Liver." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (VM6ev) At this rate, I'm going to start my own and call it "The Charcoal Briquette."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (0pcqD)

48 In related news, The Onion is for sale. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (HiLJ1) ------------- If true, totes not surprising. It is tough to find Onion like fictional material when these people are parodying themselves so extremely.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (oivx6)

49 35 Sefton.. the Chopped Liver and Wurst Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (MeS8s) Hey, new movie out this Friday "The Catcher Was a Spy" about Moe Berg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (VM6ev)

50 Washpo has just broken the story! It has now been revealed, the song... I know you're not going to believe this... the song... American Pie... It's about... the death of Richie Valenz, Big Bopper, and Buddy Holly!!! I NO, RITE???!!!111

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (cY3LT)

51 consider the audience They could site a .gif of diarrhea and their readers would suck it up like Billy Kristol on Felch Friday.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (7BywG)

52 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

53 And later that evening, the brave reporters slew Manbearpig, because they are sooper cereal.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (2xR5z)

54 bluebell!  I was at my Whole Foods today and thought of you.


There's a Shiv's Liquor store nearby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

55 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater. Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU) But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (9BLnV)

56 21 OT: Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." Good man. And I see he is a former Army captain. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (VM6ev) Congress needs to pass a law saying, if you do not testify before us when we ask, Then you are fired from any Federal Position, AND you loose all benefits, including retirement. Trump would sign it in a New York Minute...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (NgKpN)

57 bluebell, You got mail!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (yWh0O)

58 52 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater. Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU) You can part Sandra Flukes 80-grit piss flaps and yodel "Michelle Wolf!" and it'll echo for at lest 5 minutes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (VM6ev)

59 Yes, but Leftists say that since they (eventually) corrected it, its totally, totally not FakeNews.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (DH5wZ)

60 But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater.

The Yiff you say....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (MeS8s)

61 7 Boy. Jeff Bezos just can't get shit right today. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (UiRxW) What do you expect from a newspaper guy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (0pcqD)

62 So WaPo has become The Onion, much to their surprise.

Their readers won't know the difference.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

63 Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." Oh yeah? Show me.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (DH5wZ)

64 Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (oFsfu) ----- We've all got those. For me it was "We Are Motorhead." The ex had just left me, I was working at perhaps the worst job in Colorado, etc. I hope everything turned out ok with your kid, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (UiRxW)

65 Led zeppelin is Mort?

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (nzKWW)

66 "loose" --> "lose"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (0pcqD)

67 Ace is en Lobo!

Posted by: NAnCy P3l0$i at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (AY3OR)

68 Front Page of WaPo tomorrow: Brandy was not actually a fine girl. Zhe was trans.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (w//GY)

69 OK.... need some horde source knowledge... Just got my Western style belt and holster... for my .45 single action... What would be a good way to 'store' it? thinking something I can hang on a wall (maybe)...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

70 I'm really, really smart. I must be, because I'm a journalist !

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (JEV/2)

71 Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." Ooh, he's gonna play her and Peter's favorite game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (V2Yro)

72 *** "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." *** I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (tV1En)

73 Democracy Dies in Doltishness You mean DIAF DIAW

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (fceHP)

74 63 Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." Oh yeah? Show me. Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (DH5wZ) Here you go: https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1017124645319905281

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)

75 I downloaded "I Stand for The Flag" by The Wes Cook Band. I suggest we all support them and give them some love. Facebook tried to take them down for some kind BS- political controversial speech. The band was on" Fox and Friends" and "Diamond and Silk's Chit Chat show" from July 9th

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (PvFoN)

76 65 Led zeppelin is Mort? Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW) Oh no. I loved their rendition of "Wolves on the Water."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (0pcqD)

77 55 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater. Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU) But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater. Posted by: Anonymous White Male Furry street theater: http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2015/IMG_2731.JPG

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (c+2jX)

78 And we've also run articles saying we would welcome the warmongering idiot George Bush back.

Posted by: Not-at-all-Lib Media at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (vDqXW)

79 Just got my Western style belt and holster... for my .45 single action... What would be a good way to 'store' it? thinking something I can hang on a wall (maybe)... Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN) Grandfather hung his on the headboard.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (1g7ch)

80 44 I've thought for a several years that Algorithms were writing news articles. It started with finacial news. Shit like this only confirms my suspicion. Or maybe our betters and overlords really are this retarded. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (of+54) It is still humans writing, but slow-witted, lazy humans using a simple learned algorithm to generate what they now call "Content", because Actual News in an Actual Article based on Actual Reporting (i.e. Actually Asking Questions of people) is beyond the ken of these starch brained cubicle dwellers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (BRvh1)

81 Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." So let it be written. So let it be done

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (SiINZ)

82 But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (9BLnV) Nope. Illegal. https://tinyurl.com/y7nwbn3g

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (y87Qq)

83 Calm Mentor, I owe you an apology.  Nood was there, even if the stupid tablet swore otherwise.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (LHT0w)

84 I saw the 80 Grit Piss Flaps open for the Swollen Taints at the Warfield in '81

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (7BywG)

85 68 Front Page of WaPo tomorrow: Brandy was not actually a fine girl. Zhe was trans. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (w//GY) And "Lola" was about Scarlett Johannsesn. Ray Davies time travelled into the future to get the reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (VM6ev)

86 Democracy Dies by the Light of Smoldering Wolf

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (w//GY)

87 21
OT:

Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it."

Good man. And I see he is a former Army captain. Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Love the Zeldin (no homo)

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (r9UYA)

88 Hey guys, a secret finally revealed...

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald really WAS about that shipwreck on Lake Superior!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (SRarZ)

89 "Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds"? It was about... uh... damn, I forget...

Posted by: Manspainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (Yccrl)

90 HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY.

Posted by: SteveOReno at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (T+Eka)

91 'What would be a good way to 'store' it? ' Hat rack

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (UdKB7)

92 What would be a good way to 'store' it? thinking Posted by: Don Q. ---------- On a Rooster Cogburn mannequin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (JEV/2)

93 55 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater. Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU) But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (9BLnV) And you may meet Dana Perino.

Posted by: Harry Knots, corner of 5th and main. at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (of+54)

94 II Libs had a sense of humor at all xhe might have understood that it was parody....but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: Meat! The other veggie! at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (Zmczq)

95 I never listened to Green Day. Always thought they were over-rated.

Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (88xKn)

96 Zombie, that fur in the picture looks more like a Canadian lumberjack sloth than a wolf...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (MeS8s)

97 Wide World of Sports used to use a riff from ELO's "Wolf On High".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (V2Yro)

98 89 "Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds"? It was about... uh... damn, I forget... Posted by: Manspainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (Yccrl) That you, Dr. Jones?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (VM6ev)

99 Led zeppelin is Mort? Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW) --- Trampled Underfoot.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (vDqXW)

100 Don Q @ 69- Just lay your gunbelt over your saddle. That's how most of us do it. Of course tie your horse to the hitching post first so the wolf don't spook him.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (zLDYs)

101 Oh no. I loved their rendition of "Wolves on the Water." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (0pcqD) ----- I prefer "Wolf" by the Ohio Players.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (UiRxW)

102 WaPo confirms sheriff dead, deputy unharmed in Jamaican shooting.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (2xR5z)

103 65 Led zeppelin is Mort?

Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW) 


The new Zeppelin.

These boys are like 22 through 18:


https://youtu.be/aJg4OJxp-co




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (8iiMU)

104 Grandfather hung his on the headboard. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (1g7ch) Got a headboard but it does not have Posts goin up... Kind of thinking of maybe something like an old style hat rack...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

105 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater.

Can you yell 'Michelle Wolfe' in an empty one?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

106 "You're Wolfed!"

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (UiRxW)

107 We've all got those. For me it was "We Are Motorhead." The ex had just left me, I was working at perhaps the worst job in Colorado, etc. I hope everything turned out ok with your kid, man. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (UiRxW) Thanks. She has good days and bad days and is living in an ICF. As you said it's one of those things.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (oFsfu)

108 As an American of Irish and some Welch ethnicity, but mostly as an American, I say to the residents of Londonstan: Go "old Anglo-Saxon" exclamation yourself. Although I doubt there is enough English left amongst you to understand what that means.

Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (ca9Bo)

109 103 65 Led zeppelin is Mort? Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW) The new Zeppelin. These boys are like 22 through 18: https://youtu.be/aJg4OJxp-co Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (8iiMU) As long as the 8-year-old Oriental girl is on drums.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)

110 Green Day is still a thing? Is Country Joe and The Fish unavailable?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (B/amk)

111 With the fallout from 9/11 and the Iraq War revealing deep divisions in American society, our confrontational lyrics and attitude clearly touched a nerve, if our 15 million records sold are any indication. But now that enough time has passed to let the dust and controversy settle, I finally feel comfortable revealing that the "American Idiot" I sang about was none other than President George W. Bush. LOL. Gee ... who would've thunk it? People buy records for the music. Nobody really gives a shit about the lyrics. And it's never been a secret that the left hates America. They hate America the same way they hate Daddy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (7jE3W)

112 I truly saddens me that the Left's gone beyond the bounds of parody. They've taken all the fun out of mocking them. It's like playing a prank on a mentally challenged toddler. No fun. Fills you with self-reproach. Those responsible for the dumbing down of America have one more crime to answer for.

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (44PTs)

113 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (JEV/2)

114 I never listened to Green Day. Always thought they were over-rated. Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (88xKn) I seriously don't think I could pick anything they ever did out of a police lineup. I recall when they were wildly popular, and all I could think was, any band that popular has to be shite.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (cY3LT)

115 Oh, Amazon is back up. No more dogs, just men in capris

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (oFsfu)

116 Just this week I sent my friend a link to a Babylon Bee article, saying it was "funny like The Onion use to be". Then I went to The Onion for the first time in years, and yup it's total crap.

Posted by: Chris M at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (6XZdO)

117 Calm Mentor, I owe you an apology. Nood was there, even if the stupid tablet swore otherwise. Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (LHT0w) ---------------- No worries at all. My tablet sometimes does the same thing to me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (oivx6)

118 OK, I'm confused. If Clickhole is a parody site, then what was "American Idiot" about? Full disclosure: I wouldn't know that song if I fell over it.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (sdi6R)

119 113 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2) Explains the video for I'm Still Standing.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (oFsfu)

120 https://www.amazon.com/gp/site-directory/ref=nav_shopall_btn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

121 115 Oh, Amazon is back up. No more dogs, just men in capris Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (oFsfu) Bring the dogs back! *shudder*

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (44PTs)

122 113 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2) All the young girls love Alice??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (VM6ev)

123 Green Day is still a thing? Is Country Joe and The Fish unavailable? Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (B/amk) Isn't that the band with Hootie? Is Hootie still around? He was good. I liked Hootie. The Blowwolves, not so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (cY3LT)

124 Our betters, uhhmm. hmm

Posted by: Random [s]Lurker [/s] Commenter at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (FnLXY)

125
REPOOTIN - When you talk with Vladimir a second time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (r+sAi)

126 -
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"Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds"?
It was about...
uh...
damn, I forget...
Posted by: Manspainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM
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It was about Judy being in disguise, or something.


Posted by: John Fred at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (RVcmP)

127 You're So Vain was about me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (+y/Ru)

128 96 Zombie, that fur in the picture looks more like a Canadian lumberjack sloth than a wolf... Posted by: Anna Puma Yeah, some of the fetish furry costumes are really terrible and amateurish. But I thought the freaky dude dressed up as an SF policeman was pretty realistic, though, until I realized he really WAS an SF policeman, patrolling the fair to make sure, uh...to make sure...uh...that there was a sufficient amount of pubic sex going on.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)

129 Green Day had the same legitimacy and edginess as Bon Jovi.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (+lOpA)

130 Cospura, Super Sonico kawaii desu!

https://youtu.be/8jv7fa6M4oo

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (MeS8s)

131 REPOOTIN - When you talk with Vladimir a second time. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (r+sAi) --- A man of low repoot.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (vDqXW)

132 ran into the lead singer of green day in hollywood, he was shopping in a local drugstore didn't care never liked their music walked on by...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (fceHP)

133 As usual, Weird Al did a better job with that tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (UdKB7)

134 Is Country Joe and The Fish unavailable? Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (B/amk) Country Joe's mother ran for office in Berkeley back in the day, her sole qualification being having excreted Country Joe. Of course, that's more than Obongo have ever done, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (0pcqD)

135 Here you go: https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1017124645319905281 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (VM6ev) That's a Tweet. I believed you that he said it. I really do mean show me. Come on GOP in the Congress, actually enforce the rules.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (DH5wZ)

136 126; four eyed bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (KP5rU)

137 Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it." Whip her naked through the streets, then put her in a cage where passersby can taunt her. That's my go-to.

Posted by: Peter Fonda at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (2NqXo)

138 Green Day had the same legitimacy and edginess as Bon Jovi. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (+lOpA) --- Shot through the heart.

Posted by: Green Day at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (vDqXW)

139 Thanks. She has good days and bad days and is living in an ICF. As you said it's one of those things. Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (oFsfu) ----- I hope there are more good than bad. I guess it's all one can do.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (UiRxW)

140 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2) Explains the video for I'm Still Standing. Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (oFsfu) "But losing everything, is like the son going down on me..."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (cY3LT)

141 Off TGE sock

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (UiRxW)

142 Dookie! was an ok lp. But the rest of their shit just plain sucks. They're no NO/FX

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (m+Of+)

143 119 113 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2 What about "Don't go Breaking My Heart"? That's a duet with a woman. Or did she identify as a man?

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (44PTs)

144 Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (c+2jX) Your current picture is definitely a One, but she doesn't hold a candle to the last one.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (sdi6R)

145 Eno explained how much lyrics matter in Sky Saw: "Sky Saw" All the clouds turn to words All the words float in sequence No one knows what they mean Everyone just ignores them sung simultaneously with above verse: Mau Mau starter ching ching da da Daughter daughter dumpling data Pack and pick the ping pong starter Carter Carter go get Carter Perigee Open stick and delphic doldrums Open click and quantum data

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (7jE3W)

146 >>Weird Al did a better job with that tune: Canadian Idiot is one of the greatest things ever put on tape / vinyl / plastic.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (m+Of+)

147 I seriously don't think I could pick anything they ever did out of a police lineup. I recall when they were wildly popular, and all I could think was, any band that popular has to be shite. Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (cY3LT) "Time of Your Life", but only because it was the official licensed high school graduation song for about a decade.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (y87Qq)

148 Green Day takes it dry behind bus stations. From Nickleback...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (qul7b)

149 That crocodile-rock guy was a biter.


Posted by: Elton J. at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (RVcmP)

150 I'd be willing to bet that she doesn't show up...no handcuffs or dragged in.  And the theater will continue.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (SRarZ)

151 The true story can now be told. 47 years ago the tune 'Smoke on the Water' was about a real event.

Posted by: Deep Purple at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (RNno0)

152 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2) -------- "He's our flying ace, pilot of the future In an endless space, holy cow My eyes never saw a rocket that was quite that size" Hmm. Now I'll listen to those words in an entirely new light,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (rhowD)

153 Zombie, hah! Need a scorecard for the lunacy.

At least you didn't link to My Little Pony Girl Rainbow Dash

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (MeS8s)

154
Ol Elton just wrote the music.  The other hetero dude wrote the lyrics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (r+sAi)

155 They're no NO/FX Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:47 PM (m+Of+) Or Operation Ivy.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (y87Qq)

156 Crap like this is why I am not giving you guys raises.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (p9qVR)

157 Braves found their bats tonight. About time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (w//GY)

158 113 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2) Norma Jean was a GUY???? And Indian Sunset... Mind.... blown...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

159 Canadian Idiot is one of the greatest things ever put on tape / vinyl / plastic. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (m+Of+) --- Don't wanna be a beer-swilling hockey-nut.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW)

160 ran into the lead singer of green day in hollywood, he was shopping in a local drugstore

didn't care

never liked their music

walked on by...
--

That. Is. AWESOME.

These people are fawned over, so the best thing you can do is completely ignore them, like they're a homeless guy. Or a Typical Annoying Liberal.

Walk on By indeed....

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (AHNMM)

161 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. ------ Because I am a big Judas Priest fan, it takes a strong act of will for me to pretend I don't know the truth about songs like "Turbo Lover" and "Devil's Child." I can do it, by closing my eyes and pretending they're all about Lita Ford.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (UiRxW)

162 Candle in the wind ?

Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (nzKWW)

163 Whiter Shade of Pale was about Michael Moore's nether regions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (+y/Ru)

164 -
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Green Day takes it dry behind bus stations. From Nickleback...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM

---------------

And they asked for change from a dime.


Posted by: Elton J. at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (RVcmP)

165 What about "Don't go Breaking My Heart"? That's a duet with a woman. Or did she identify as a man? Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (44PTs) ---------- Kiki Dee? Gotta believe that one was all woman.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (oivx6)

166 Billie Joe Armstrong jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge. But he's okay now. Hardly any brain damage left.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (PvCxa)

167 As if Nickelback has a dick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (w//GY)

168 Breaking: George Michael's "Careless Whispers" was about blowing dudes at a truck stop.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (x9tR0)

169 113 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2 I was on a plane once when some asshole was loudly talking up how close he was to Elton John ("Elton"), and thus how important he must be. Yeah, knowing an AIDS habitat on the hoof - assuming you do - makes you ... another AIDS habitat, most likely. And then there was the university where the department chairman spoke portentously about how "Jane and Ted" supported the department's "green" initiatives. But that's another story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (0pcqD)

170 Furries get the bullet. Just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

171 Ol Elton just wrote the music. The other hetero dude wrote the lyrics. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (r+sAi) I have a name, you know!

Posted by: The Heterosexual Lyricist at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (AY3OR)

172 Candle in the wind ? Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW) ------ It's about lighting your farts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (UiRxW)

173 WayPoe: IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED... THE SONG "WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS ABOUT... A SHIP CALLED THE EDMUND FITZGERALD THAT WRECKED"

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (cY3LT)

174 Don Q...Hall tree.  Hang your shoulder holster on it, too.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (LHT0w)

175 1 Revealed! All of Elton John's songs were about his male lovers.

Mad Hatters, maybe . . . but please don't tell me Mona Lisa was a dude.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (2xR5z)

176
The Fool on the Hill by the Beatles was about Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (r+sAi)

177 NYT out with a competing piece claiming David Allen Coe did not write the perfect country and western song.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (w//GY)

178 Enough time has passed to reveal that I'm Henery VIII, I am was not about the English king Henry VIII

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (SiINZ)

179 67 As if Nickelback has a dick. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (w//GY) Funny.

Posted by: Daughtry at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (oFsfu)

180 It is hard to believe that Elton John was married to a woman for awhile and fathered a son. I didn't dream that, I don't think.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (p9qVR)

181 162 Candle in the wind ? Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW) We don't talk about where that candle has been. Or would you rather have a song entitled "Zucchini in the wind?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (0pcqD)

182 What about "Don't go Breaking My Heart"? That's a duet with a woman. -------- Beard

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (RNno0)

183 En lobo!

Posted by: the guy who always yells 'en lobo!' at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (Evws/)

184 162 Candle in the wind ? Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW) That was about trying to light up Bernie Taupin's flatus during the '77 blackout.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (VM6ev)

185 Furries get the bullet. Just sayin. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL) Ready. Aim. Wolf!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (AY3OR)

186 Blue jean baby L.A. lady

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (IqV8l)

187 I have a name, you know! Posted by: The Heterosexual Lyricist at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (AY3OR) --- I believe Taupin was bi.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (vDqXW)

188 Did you know you can't yell Green Day in a crowded theater? Unless you give the tickets away, of course.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (ZOzgF)

189 132 ran into the lead singer of green day in hollywood, he was shopping in a local drugstore didn't care never liked their music walked on by... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (fceHP) I could have met him myself for all I know, because I have no idea what he looks like.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (sdi6R)

190 Relax was about WHAT?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (xInes)

191 Ol Elton just wrote the music. The other hetero dude wrote the lyrics. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (r+sAi) I have a name, you know! Posted by: The Heterosexual Lyricist at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (AY3OR) Is that you, Burning Tampon?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (cY3LT)

192 180 It is hard to believe that Elton John was married to a woman for awhile and fathered a son. I didn't dream that, I don't think. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (p9qVR) Picturing Elton John in a dark kitchen: "Where the hell is that bloody turkey baster?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (VM6ev)

193 Ace has joined the meme. The Meme wants to touch the Creator. Ace, meet V'ger (played by Ben Rothlisberger.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (tE2st)

194 Okay, now what the fuck was 'MacArthur Park' about?  The hazards of outdoor baking?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

195 As if Nickelback has a dick. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (w//GY) ---- Huzzah! When I was younger and crazier, I had to spend a night in jail for trying to bodily remove Chad Kroger from a stage at Red Rocks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (UiRxW)

196 IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED... THE SONG "WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS ABOUT... A SHIP CALLED THE EDMUND FITZGERALD THAT WRECKED" ------- I always thouthe that one was about a guy named Edmund who struck out with chicks in a bar, until one night a girl named Gail finally gave him such a great blowjob that he missed dinner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (rhowD)

197

Breaking:  Uptown Girl was about Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

198 You can safely count your chickens when you carry them all in one basket.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi [i] at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (0xY45)

199 Well, it's been so long, I guess I can say it...'You're So Vain'? Warren Beatty.

Posted by: Carly Simon at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (0+2a1)

200 It's easy to be edgy when you have a needle dick.

Posted by: Billie Jean Armstrong at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (Tyii7)

201 It can now be revealed: Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" was really about the Great Fire of London(1666)!

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (44PTs)

202 190 Relax was about WHAT? Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (xInes) About "turning Japanese."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (VM6ev)

203 >>Whip her naked through the streets, then put her in a cage where passersby can taunt her. That's my go-to. Posted by: Peter Fonda

Throw dead fish at her as she passes.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (r9UYA)

204 IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED... THE SONG "WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS ABOUT... A SHIP CALLED THE EDMUND FITZGERALD THAT WRECKED" Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (cY3LT) --- THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (vDqXW)

205 MacArthur Park was about a wet cake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (IqV8l)

206 -
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162 Candle in the wind ?
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM

-------------------

IOW, slinging it's wax in random directions.


Posted by: Elton J. at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (RVcmP)

207 Breaking : Tiny Tim. "Tiptoe Through The Tulips"- too horrible to describe.

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (x9tR0)

208 194; something about a recipe for a cake made with a corncob pipe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (KP5rU)

209 197 Breaking: Uptown Girl was about Christie Brinkley. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi) "Puta madre!" - - Ocasio-Cortez not from the Bronx

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (VM6ev)

210 This version of Relax should forever remove all doubts about Pope Frankie Goes to Hollyweird

https://youtu.be/5vUi1lndqUE

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (MeS8s)

211 MacArthur Park was about a wet cake. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l) I don't think I can take

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (SiINZ)

212 You can safely count your chickens when you carry them all in one basket. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi --------- A stitch in time is a penny saved.

Posted by: Nanzi at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (0+2a1)

213 pure comedy gold.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (yN/cP)

214 At first I thought this might have been done on purpose, another case of the media knowingly using a fake source. But that couldn't be. Most people know it's a parody site, and the name "clickhole" should be enough to clue anyone in. This is just an embarrassment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (/qEW2)

215 202 190 Relax was about WHAT? Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (xInes) About "turning Japanese." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (VM6ev) Cyndi Lauper's She Bop. The '80s were weird.

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (44PTs)

216 "Okay, now what the fuck was 'MacArthur Park' about?" Once again, Al shows the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0

Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (UdKB7)

217 I always thouthe that one was about a guy named Edmund who struck out with chicks in a bar, until one night a girl named Gail finally gave him such a great blowjob that he missed dinner. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (rhowD) And we all know what the 'big lake they call Gitchegumee' is, amiright? *High five*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (tE2st)

218 Furries get the bullet. Just sayin. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL) это правда https://tinyurl.com/ycsrjepm

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (y87Qq)

219 Ring Around the Rosie is about Trumps Genital Wart covered bunghole!!!!!11!!

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (qul7b)

220 200 It's easy to be edgy when you have a needle dick. Posted by: Billie Jean Armstrong at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7) ------- I'll have you know that I've got a dick that can play an L.P.

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (rhowD)

221
Breaking:  We didn't start the fire was about stuff that happened in history.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

222 Breaking: Uptown Girl was about Christie Brinkley. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi) ---------- Shocking. So were 5-6 of his other songs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (oivx6)

223 revealed: "Don't Worry, Be Happy" was actually about not worrying and being happy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (n2GMY)

224 WayPoe: IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED... THE SONG "WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS ABOUT... A SHIP CALLED THE EDMUND FITZGERALD THAT WRECKED" Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (cY3LT) Mind. Blown.

Posted by: That Guy who [s]loves getting mental bjs[/s] has mind that is easily blown at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (AY3OR)

225 In Monday's LA Times - An article about a study of Uber drivers that found that men earn more than women. And since the way that Uber works makes it very difficult for the company itself to influence the gender imbalance, the article also lists three reasons for the pay difference. Spoiler warning - men are different than women http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-uber-gender-pay-20180709-story.html

Posted by: junior at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (c0k8m)

226 >>MacArthur Park was about a wet cake. Who takes a cake AND the only copy of the recipe to the Park on a Rainy Day?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (m+Of+)

227 Enough time has passed to reveal that it's been a long time since I rock 'n rolled

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (SiINZ)

228 Okay, what about that "Pearl Necklace" song?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (V2Yro)

229 schools out was really a song about the last day of school.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (KP5rU)

230 Revealed : The Solid Gold Dancers were not, in fact, made from solid gold. And baby oil contains only trace quantities of baby.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (fA1SL)

231 Huzzah! When I was younger and crazier, I had to spend a night in jail for trying to bodily remove Chad Kroger from a stage at Red Rocks. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (UiRxW) No standing O from the crowd?

Posted by: Daughtry at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (oFsfu)

232 Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" was really about the Great Fire of London(1666)! I saw an Ewok in the shelving section of Ikea...his fur was...not perfect.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (w//GY)

233 Generalissimo Francisco Franco knew this stuff.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (RuIsu)

234 Who takes a cake AND the only copy of the recipe to the Park on a Rainy Day? Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (m+Of+) No, Who took the cake. What had the recipe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (SiINZ)

235 IIRC the late Steve Goodman wrote the 'perfect country and western song'. David Allan Coe sings the definitive version.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (PvCxa)

236 207 Breaking : Tiny Tim. "Tiptoe Through The Tulips"- too horrible to describe. Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (x9tR0) Tiny Tim was actually ahead of his time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJchayYlr-c

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (sdi6R)

237 Who takes a cake AND the only copy of the recipe to the Park on a Rainy Day? Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (m+Of+) Dumbledore! That's who.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:57 PM (oFsfu)

238 Click my wolfhole!

Posted by: Nansoy Pelosorn at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (9q7Dl)

239 >>No, Who took the cake. What had the recipe Where was Park?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (m+Of+)

240 218. See? SMR, handling business.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

241 Breaking News: In A Gadda Da Vida was really about..

Actually, nm, we still don't know what the fuck that song is about.

(I mean, except for about 12 minutes long.)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (icI8A)

242 Is that you, Burning Tampon? Posted by: BurtTC ----------- It's 'Tarpon', dammit!

Posted by: Burning Tarpon at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (0+2a1)

243 222 Breaking: Uptown Girl was about Christie Brinkley. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi) ---------- Shocking. So were 5-6 of his other songs. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (oivx6) She is worth a couple songs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (tE2st)

244 Put The Lime In De Coconut describes an exotic sexual practice among certain Caribbean Indian tribes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (rhowD)

245 We can confirm that Mickey really was so fine.

Posted by: WaPo at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

246 Shocking. So were 5-6 of his other songs. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (oivx6) And yet, he cheated on her?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (oFsfu)

247 What had the recipe Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ) --- Well, I'll never have it again.

Posted by: Upset Richard Harris at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW)

248 YMCA is my favorite

Posted by: Shep at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (nzKWW)

249 Tampons are The Devil's Fingers!

Posted by: Mitt romney at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (m+Of+)

250 I need a clarification from Emperor Palpatine...  am I going to get a bullet? Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (MeS8s)

251 Bi Bi Miss American Pie was about a chick who swung both ways.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

252 We can confirm that Mickey really was so fine. Posted by: WaPo at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc) --- He's a guy, so...

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at July 11, 2018 03:59 PM (vDqXW)

253 Review of county tax records confirm - This is not my beautiful house.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (fA1SL)

254 >>> IIRC the late Steve Goodman wrote the 'perfect country and western song'. David Allan Coe sings the definitive version. So he really WASN'T drunk the day his mom got out of prison?

Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (cHbmY)

255 Huzzah! When I was younger and crazier, I had to spend a night in jail for trying to bodily remove Chad Kroger from a stage at Red Rocks." Chad Kroeger NEVER had a Big 10 Inch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (V2Yro)

256 In the 80's a lot of us didn't heed Nancy advising us to just say "no."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (2xR5z)

257 241 Breaking News: In A Gadda Da Vida was really about.. Actually, nm, we still don't know what the fuck that song is about. (I mean, except for about 12 minutes long.) Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (icI8A) Closer to 18 minutes . . . which is just about the length of the missing gap from the Nixon Tapes. Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (44PTs)

258 >>IIRC the late Steve Goodman You are thinking of Steve Gutenberg.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (m+Of+)

259 It can now be told -  Marty Robbins didn't actually fall in love with a mexican girl on the streets of laredo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

260 Short people, am I rite?

Posted by: R. Newman at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

261 No, Who took the cake. What had the recipe Where was Park? Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (m+Of+) THIRD BASE!!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (cY3LT)

262 The lyrics of The Day The Music Died are about nothing at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (rhowD)

263 Cat scratch fever was about...

Posted by: Ted at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (nzKWW)

264 And yet, he cheated on her? Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oFsfu) Hey, no one said he was a wise man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (tE2st)

265 Where was Park?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (m+Of+)



Third base!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (pAx+1)

266 250. Reform through labor is possible. There's a transcontinental canal network project - artisanal, let us say. Dug by hand. And no locks. All one level, for make transit by PanaMax freighters more simple.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (fA1SL)

267 "5 It's all some kind of a weird liberal circle jerk, isn't it? Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (AHNMM)" Yup, spot - on. Also a welfare system for the college educated.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (yN/cP)

268 I'll put Louie Louie against In a Gadda Da Vida in the Incoherence Olympics any time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (w//GY)

269 I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (IqV8l)

270 Inagodadavida was a drunk rendition of "In a Garden of Eden". True.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)

271 260 Short people, am I rite? Posted by: R. Newman at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (oVJmc) Well at least you invented a machine which your music is just one song with different lyrics.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (oFsfu)

272 BREAKING : EYE WITNESS ACCOUNTS VERIFY - FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (m+Of+)

273 259 It can now be told - Marty Robbins didn't actually fall in love with a mexican girl on the streets of laredo. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (r+sAi) -------- Please don't tell me Johnny Cash never really shot a man in Reno.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (rhowD)

274 No angel born in Hell could break that Satan's spell
until his teleprompter broke.

So it was about Gaylord all along.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (MeS8s)

275 These people are fawned over, so the best thing you can do is completely ignore them, like they're a homeless guy. Or a Typical Annoying Liberal. Walk on By indeed.... Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (AHNMM) I was on a plane from the East Coast back to LA that featured a young black couple in front of me, and an older black guy across the aisle from me, all of us in first class (don't judge; someone else was paying), so I was perforce kind of in the middle of their conversation. It turned out that the younger guy was being flown to LA to record a rap album, while the older guy - replete with pimp hat - was apparently some big shot rapper, (whom amazingly enough I didn't know), judging by the groveling done by the younger black guy as the older guy pontificated away. They were both a bit let down when they realized I didn't have the faintest idea who they were, and couldn't possibly have cared less.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (0pcqD)

276 It's been long enough for me to reveal that The American Flag is The Star-Spangled Banner.

Posted by: Francis Scott Key at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (AY3OR)

277 254. But he did drive his pickup truck to the station in the rain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (fA1SL)

278 Don't go to the park.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (Tyii7)

279 Cat scratch fever was about... Complete mystery. Rock and Roll Hootchie Coo likewise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:03 PM (w//GY)

280 Clickhole, like the Onion tends to lean left which is why I don't read them, though to be fair they got in a good amount of jabs at Obama. And clickhole could get repetitive IIRC. They parody the "listicle" "top 10" style of journalism a lot. Ok guys I get it, it's vapid. You've made your point.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 04:03 PM (/qEW2)

281 Because I am a big Judas Priest fan, it takes a strong act of will for me to pretend I don't know the truth about songs like "Turbo Lover" and "Devil's Child." I can do it, by closing my eyes and pretending they're all about Lita Ford. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW) --- Wait. Are you intimating that "Turbo Lover" isn't about his motorcycle?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 11, 2018 04:03 PM (v3DL/)

282 261 No, Who took the cake. What had the recipe Where was Park? Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (m+Of+) THIRD BASE!! Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (cY3LT) He was a Seoul brother!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (0pcqD)

283 Breaking : Sympathy for the Devil is about Satan. And is the greatest rock & roll song of all time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)

284 I ate the Streets of Lardedo... not rich enough, needed butter...

Posted by: Michael Mooer at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (qul7b)

285 >> IIRC the late Steve Goodman wrote the 'perfect country and western song'. David Allan Coe sings the definitive version. So he really WASN'T drunk the day his mom got out of prison? Posted by: fluffy DAC is on something, I'm quite sure. And I wasn't sure if DAC had a cowrite on the song so checked: John Prine cowrote with SG.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (PvCxa)

286 263 Cat scratch fever was about... It had something to do with Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (V2Yro)

287
In the ghetto is about a black kid getting shot and another one being born.
Shocking news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (r+sAi)

288 See, this is why The Dead Kennedys, besides being an awfully good idea, are also the superior punk band. No smug artifice of artistic depth.

You know what "Kill the Poor" is about? Killing the poor.

You know what "Too Drunk to Fuck" is about? Being too drunk to fuck.

You know what "Rambozo the Clown" is about? Yeah, neither do I, it's an album track from one of their more mediocre releases. But dollars to donuts it's about a fucking clown.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (icI8A)

289 Those journaljizsms are so much smarter than us. Just ask them.

As my father, a used and new car salesman, told young Jukin "The people that "think" they are smart are the easiest to fool."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (pw+jk)

290 Hound Dog was about your mother, Trebek!

Posted by: zombie Elvis on Celebrity Jeopardy at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (uVmY+)

291 262 The lyrics of The Day The Music Died are about nothing at all. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (rhowD) If you're referring to "American Pie", someone once asked Don McLean what the song meant. He replied, "It means I'll never have to work again."

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 04:04 PM (sdi6R)

292 I actually know the words to "Louie, Louie".

Tbe dirty ones, anyway.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (LHT0w)

293 We can now confirm that if you go through a desert with a horse, you probably forget it's name. -Wash Post

Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (88xKn)

294 -
--
Reform through labor is possible. There's a transcontinental canal network project - artisanal, let us say. Dug by hand. And no locks. All one level, for make transit by PanaMax freighters more simple.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut

-------------------------

I'm thinking bigger.  Imagine a trans-Atlantic canal system. Simple shipping of passengers and cargo all the way to Europe!


Posted by: Joey Biden at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (RVcmP)

295 249 Tampons are The Devil's Fingers Teabags! Posted by: Mitt romney at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (m+Of+)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (0pcqD)

296 Funny that bands whose members are in their 60s and early 70s are still touring. That is the state of today's music, it sucks.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (oFsfu)

297 And yet, he cheated on her? Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oFsfu) Hey, no one said he was a wise man. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (tE2st) I thought the story was, he asked for the divorce because she wouldn't bang him anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (cY3LT)

298 "Roundabout" is about mountains coming out of the sky and standing there.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 11, 2018 04:05 PM (9q7Dl)

299 Choctaw Bingo is in fact NOT about gambling, but rather a ballad with an impending family reunion up at Cousin Slayton's as the primary driver of the story.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (fA1SL)

300 Reform through labor is possible. There's a transcontinental canal network project - artisanal, let us say. Dug by hand. And no locks. All one level, for make transit by PanaMax freighters more simple. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Are you channeling Joe Stalin now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (0pcqD)

301 Revealed : Van Halen's 'Everybody Wants Some' was actually an observation that "Everybody", in fact, wanted "Some".

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (x9tR0)

302 Chad Kroeger NEVER had a Big 10 Inch. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro) ----- Yeah... but what wasn't so great for me, was that the cop guarding the stage had a big 24". Baton.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (UiRxW)

303 I'm Snowblind!

Posted by: Santa Claus at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (89T5c)

304 One Lonely Knight has nothing to do with Sir Lancelot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (rhowD)

305 Breaking : Sympathy for the Devil is about Satan. And is the greatest rock & roll song of all time. That would be Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin, you communist. And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Jeebus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:06 PM (w//GY)

306
Cool Change is about sailing.  Not getting money out of the freezer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:07 PM (r+sAi)

307 300. Pfft! He dreamed small, bkyat. Build bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:07 PM (fA1SL)

308 Rock Wars begun they have. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 04:07 PM (MeS8s)

309  Funny that bands whose members are in their 60s and early 70s are still touring. That is the state of today's music, it sucks.

Posted by: auscolpyr

Maybe it's a statement about which age group has disposable income for tickets.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 04:07 PM (2xR5z)

310 Cat scratch fever was about... Posted by: Ted at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (nzKWW) I think the next project for the intrepid WaPo reporters should be figuring out the meaning of "bustle in your hedge row".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 04:07 PM (/qEW2)

311 Beast of Burden is not an ethnographical comment on the nature of work animals in diverse cultures.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 04:07 PM (rhowD)

312 >>And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (m+Of+)

313 "A Transatlantic Tunnel, Hurrah!" by Harry Harrison An idea whose time has come

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (44PTs)

314 I'm Snowblind!

Posted by: Santa Claus at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (89T5c)


====


Sad but true, I burned a deep groove on that track in college.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (pw+jk)

315 In other news, Chevy Chase does a very funny impression of Gerald Ford.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (AHNMM)

316 "Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (44PTs) "

Haldeman, you got that Iron Butterfly LP? I'm about to light up a fat one. And turn that fucking tape recorder off!

Posted by: Nixon at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (icI8A)

317 Revealed : Van Halen's 'Everybody Wants Some' was actually an observation that "Everybody", in fact, wanted "Some". What about Right Now, smart guy? Solve that one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (w//GY)

318 'Dueling Banjos' is about man's love for his fellow man! Good and Hard and Dry!

Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (qul7b)

319 All one level, for make transit by PanaMax freighters more simple. Ships carrying surge protector outlets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (IqV8l)

320 If this is the popular-entertainment thread, here is what happens when a [Swedo-]Finnish HEAVY METAL band sings about Empress Zoe's Constantinople. Some professor writes a fucking scholarly article about it. Wege der Kommunikation zwischen Byzanz und dem Westen 2, BOO 9.2 (Mainz: 201 391-419. tinyurl.com/ycz3j7qu oh and here's the music. Skol! youtube.com/watch?v=1x-5ZkTMyMc

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (6FqZa)

321 312 >>And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+) "Angie" has a special resonance for me, for personal reasons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (0pcqD)

322 the superior punk band. No smug artifice of artistic depth. ------- Same reason I love Guttermouth and (old) Screeching Weasel. Before the emo shit, when they were all methed out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (UiRxW)

323 Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+) Is that like "Dead Flowers"?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (9q7Dl)

324 I think I'll go read the German edition of The Forever War again

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (MeS8s)

325 Miss You is in fact about a heartbroken man's reaction to the alienation of his lover's affection, NOT about the lady whose father owns the local Buffet Palace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (fA1SL)

326 "Big Rock Candy Mountain" is about being buggered sore like a hobo's whore. It's right there in the lyrics though, so it's not cryptic or nothin'.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (y87Qq)

327
Friends in Low Places is about living in the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (r+sAi)

328 >299 Choctaw Bingo is in fact NOT about gambling, but rather a ballad with an impending family reunion up at Cousin Slayton's as the primary driver of the story. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (fA1SL) Slayton cooks the crystal meth 'cuz the shine don't sell.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (w4N8W)

329 The shocking truth can now be revealed: Cat Steven's Father & Son was actually Cat Stevens singing a song from both the Father AND Son's perspectives.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (n2GMY)

330 That is the state of today's music, it sucks.

Soy Rock

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (Tyii7)

331 305 Breaking : Sympathy for the Devil is about Satan. And is the greatest rock & roll song of all time. That would be Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin, you communist. And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Jeebus. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (w//GY) Oh come on. Those songs barely scratch the top five of either the Stones or Zeppelin. And don't make me start on Dylan.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (sdi6R)

332 Same, same. Oh, God. I can't even reach for Goats Head Soup because of Angie.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (m+Of+)

333 What about Right Now, smart guy? Solve that one.
The science is not yet settled.


"Panama", however...

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 04:09 PM (x9tR0)

334 Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys is about sparks generated low to the ground that boys in high-heels make.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:10 PM (vDqXW)

335 Rest easy. CNN Politics @CNNPolitics Nancy Pelosi doesn't sound like she's going anywhere | Analysis by CNN's Gregory Krieg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

336 Stones Favorite: "Paint it Black" Always

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:10 PM (44PTs)

337 Larry Correia's monsters are all really thinly disguised brown and black people!

Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 04:10 PM (qul7b)

338 Oh you SOBs.  This eraworm is for you, lol.
https://tinyurl.com/opyln2z

Grooveline

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:10 PM (pw+jk)

339 328. In his defense, he likes the money, he don't mind the smell.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (fA1SL)

340
Short skirt and a Long Jacket is about a girl in a Short skirt and a Long Jacket

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (r+sAi)

341 Diamond rings
Vaseline
You give me disease
Lost a lot of love over you

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (2xR5z)

342 Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys is about sparks generated low to the ground that boys in high-heels make.
--

A few days ago, I literally had a conversation about the meaning of that very song. This can be  confirmed.

You're cleared it up. Thank you.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (AHNMM)

343 You don't bring me dead flowers anymore.

Posted by: Boobs Streisand at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (IqV8l)

344 "Angie" has a special resonance for me, for personal reasons. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD) ------------- "Beth" by Kiss is the same for me. Sigh...... Beth Sebastian, freshman year HS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (oivx6)

345 If I have to pick a Zep Tune it's off Zep I. But. Zeppelin was no Sabbath.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (m+Of+)

346 The Great San Francisco Wolf of 1906 was caused by an earthquake. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (m+Of+) I thought the native Americans sent the wolf to San Fran in 1906 because the coal fires were causing global warming and raising the seas onto their native lands.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (wdmm9)

347 And don't make me start on Dylan. Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (sdi6R) --- Heaven forbid! You start on Dylan and then you graduate to the harder stuff. And then it's Arlo Guthrie and Woody. Pretty soon, its 10 Pete Seegers a day.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:11 PM (vDqXW)

348 Oh, God. I can't even reach for Goats Head Soup because of Angie. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (m+Of+) "Can't reach for?" Is that good or bad?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (0pcqD)

349 So if I bring up "Honky Tonk Woman" I get the ban hammer?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (oFsfu)

350 Stones Favorite: "Paint it Black"
--

Play with Fire.

or...

You Can't Always Get What You Want.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (AHNMM)

351 I'm thinking bigger. Imagine a trans-Atlantic canal system. Simple shipping of passengers and cargo all the way to Europe! ----- Pssshhh... I'm already in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.

Posted by: Iggy Azalea at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (UiRxW)

352 The Greatests Rock song: Rock and Roll -- Led Zeppelin Pop song: Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) -- Looking Glass R&B song: The Love I Lost -- Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes Country song: He Stopped Loving Her Today Music video: Sharp Dressed Man -- ZZ Top

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (w//GY)

353 That is the state of today's music, it sucks.

Soy Rock

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)


=


I call it whiney rock because it is all about be a pussy to get some pussy.  I could respect the late 60s folk music but this.. IJDK 

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (pw+jk)

354 And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+) No that would be Live With Me. Great bass intro

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (SiINZ)

355 Nancy Pelosi doesn't sound like she's going anywhere She's certainly not going to Norway to pick up her Nobel Prize in Physics. At a guess.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 04:12 PM (6FqZa)

356 The best Zep....since I've been loving you...

Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (nzKWW)

357 If I have to pick a Zep Tune it's off Zep I.
--

"Your Time is Gonna Come."

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (AHNMM)

358 ""Beth" by Kiss is the same for me. Sigh...... Beth Sebastian, freshman year HS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6) "

This is why it's better to date foreign broads. Not exactly many rock songs about "Bhawani" or "Kanae."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (icI8A)

359 345 If I have to pick a Zep Tune it's off Zep I. But. Zeppelin was no Sabbath. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (m+Of+) I like Carouselambra only because listening to Bonham cruise at 80mph for 15 minutes is mesmerizing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (wdmm9)

360 SOUR GRAPES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ9IF5AFiYQ

Posted by: DESCENDENTS at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (m+Of+)

361 339 strap those kids in, give 'em a little bit bit of vodka......

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (w4N8W)

362 -
--
CNN Politics
@CNNPolitics
Nancy Pelosi doesn't sound like she's going anywhere | Analysis by CNN's Gregory Krieg
--------------------------


Good   It's about time somebody took her drivers license away.


Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 04:13 PM (RVcmP)

363 Brave.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (rnAwa)

364 "Angie" has a special resonance for me, for personal reasons. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD) You're David Bowie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (SiINZ)

365 Nancy Pelosi doesn't sound like she's going anywhere Today's adventure in unintentional layers....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (w//GY)

366 344 "Angie" has a special resonance for me, for personal reasons. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD) ------------- "Beth" by Kiss is the same for me. Sigh...... Beth Sebastian, freshman year HS. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6) In my case, it wasn't the name. And I was in my early 20s, so almost nine years ago, when irresistible circumstances forced us apart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (0pcqD)

367 Alice's Restaurant. It's NOT about the restaurant.

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie [i] at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (0xY45)

368 How about the best Led Zep song that wasn't plagiarized.

I believe it's called "Untitled" off of Led Zep V.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (icI8A)

369 >> The best Zep....since I've been loving you... Bonham's squeaky pedal is all over that one...but the version from The Song Remains the Same? Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (m+Of+)

370 Sick Again is the best Zep song.

Posted by: Santa Claus at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (89T5c)

371 I think my favorite Zep is Immigrant Song.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (vDqXW)

372 Oh WHOA whoa
Jaime's Cryin !

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 04:14 PM (x9tR0)

373 334 Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys is about sparks generated low to the ground that boys in high-heels make. Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW Damn good song when the right band plays it live.

Posted by: Harry Knots, corner of 5th and main. at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (of+54)

374 367 Alice's Restaurant. It's NOT about the restaurant. Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (0xY45) Sponsored by Xerox.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oFsfu)

375 You're David Bowie? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (SiINZ) Sorry, don't get the reference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (0pcqD)

376 Kid Charlemagne is about drugs.

Haitian Divorce is about a divorce in Haiti.

Ricky don't lose that number is about a homo hookup... possible... testing the water kind of thing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

377 Locomotive Breath is actually about... Dang! I knew this yesterday!

Posted by: Mansplainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (Yccrl)

378 Speaking of Led Zep and the whole "Song X is Really About Y" riff, they did have an album called "In Through the Out Door." And I don't think it was about cornhole sex. But it should have been.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (icI8A)

379 Well, turn it up man! https://youtu.be/P3CnvphQs04

Posted by: Freedom rockers at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (IqV8l)

380 Oh WHOA whoa
Jaime's Cryin !
--

Why is Jamie crying?

Because she didn't get laid by the rock star.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:15 PM (AHNMM)

381 Janie's Got a Gun is about a young girl. ... and her gun.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (m+Of+)

382 Ever wonder what makes a song great?


One of the coolest channels on Youtube!
https://tinyurl.com/yat65evk

Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (x9tR0)

383 361. Goddamn, that's a good song.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

384 I love Michael Bolton. I celebrate his entire catalogue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (wdmm9)

385 In my case, it wasn't the name. And I was in my early 20s, so almost nine years ago, when irresistible circumstances forced us apart. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (0pcqD) Someone yelled "Wolf!" in a crowded theater.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (w//GY)

386 Paint It Black is a Notradamus like foreshadowing of Shaun King.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)

387 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (0pcqD) ----- Mick wrote that shit about bangin' Angie Bowie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (UiRxW)

388 Ricky don't lose that number is about a homo hookup... possible... testing the water kind of thing. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (pw+jk) --- Where do you get homo?

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW)

389 381 Janie's Got a Gun is about a young girl. ... and her gun. Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (m+Of+) If she met "Jeremy" then both songs would've ended differently.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (oFsfu)

390 One of the best and under appreciated Zep songs is Night Flight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (SiINZ)

391 Greatest Rolling Stones song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBmhEMFdl0

Posted by: R. Newman at July 11, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

392 Someone yelled "Wolf!" in a crowded theater. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (w//GY) --- You cried wolf once too often.

Posted by: Todd Rundgren at July 11, 2018 04:17 PM (vDqXW)

393 Where do you get homo? Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW) If you have to ask...

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:17 PM (y87Qq)

394 woof

Posted by: Wolf in a Crowded Theater at July 11, 2018 04:17 PM (Tyii7)

395 358 ""Beth" by Kiss is the same for me. Sigh...... Beth Sebastian, freshman year HS. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6) " This is why it's better to date foreign broads. Not exactly many rock songs about "Bhawani" or "Kanae." Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (icI8A) That's why, when were expecting our first, before we knew the sex, a number of names were out if the child was a girl. Out. Dead out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:17 PM (0pcqD)

396 My latest single, 'Squeaky Fromme's Squeak Hole' is about unicorns shitting rainbow kittens!

Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 04:17 PM (qul7b)

397 383 agreed. I go see mcmurtry live whenever it's humanly possible.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:18 PM (w4N8W)

398 Best Zep, Hey Hey What Can I Do...

https://tinyurl.com/ydg83bm6

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 04:18 PM (SV/HG)

399 He's going the distance is about Speed Racer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AMh2Ho346c

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:18 PM (pw+jk)

400 Sorry, don't get the reference. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (0pcqD) The rumor was the song was about Angie Bowie. David's wife at the time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:18 PM (SiINZ)

401 I generally don't like rock songs about rock. Led Zep's "Rock and Roll" was fine, but I like a half dozen of their other songs better. I remember Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" when it came out. I hated disco, but that song made me cringe. It sounded like a cantankerous old coot telling the disco kids to get off his lawn.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (sdi6R)

402 Sympathy for the Devil was meant to highlight the spark of divinity within us ALL. Except you assholes.

Posted by: Nancy at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (zNp+J)

403 Holy crap Rikki Don't Lose That Number is some about some homo stuff. Damn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (UiRxW)

404 Speaking of YouTube, I like the country song montages where they play all of the #1 hits for a given year, but you can't tell when they change from one song to the next.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (wdmm9)

405 "If she met "Jeremy" then both songs would've ended differently.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (oFsfu) "

Yeah, Jeremy would have had two slugs in his head instead of one.

(Always bugged me that the music video for that song got pulled from MTV post-Columbine - it's about a suicide, not a massacre)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (icI8A)

406 A guy walks into a bar. Look, my dog can talk. What is on top of a house? "Woof" What is on a tree? "Bark" What is a texture of sandpaper? "Ruff" *gets booted out of the bar* Dog says, "You should've asked harder questions"

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (oFsfu)

407 Todd Rundgren. Fav song is We've Gotta Get You a Woman.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:20 PM (w4N8W)

408 That's why, when were expecting our first, before we knew the sex, a number of names were out if the child was a girl. Out. Dead out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Which list is longer:
( )names I can't give my daughter
( )drinks/liquors I will never drink again


Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 04:20 PM (2xR5z)

409 397. I was at the Kerrville Folk Fest a few years back. First time I heard it was as played by the Jon Hogan String Band. They do a hell of a cover. Good group, they are.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:20 PM (fA1SL)

410 "I remember Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" when it came out. I hated disco, but that song made me cringe. It sounded like a cantankerous old coot telling the disco kids to get off his lawn.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R) "

But...we built a whole city on it!

Posted by: Starship nee Jefferson at July 11, 2018 04:20 PM (icI8A)

411 Air and Stereolab aren't actually even bands, they're brands of concert t-shirts that girls steal off your dorm room floor to wear to the bathroom down the hall in 1998.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:20 PM (y87Qq)

412 I remember Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" when it came out. I hated disco, but that song made me cringe. It sounded like a cantankerous old coot telling the disco kids to get off his lawn.
--

If you live in metro Detroit, you get to hear Bob Seger EVERY SINGLE day on the radio.

It's horrible. Just horrible.

ALL of Seger makes me cringe, except for some early Bob Seger system stuff.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:20 PM (AHNMM)

413 The other best Zep, Ramble On...

https://tinyurl.com/y7b9qxdl

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 04:21 PM (SV/HG)

414 The christian site Babylon Bee is much better at being the Onion than the Onion is. Take note that those who get looked upon daily as if they were John Lithgow in Footloose, are killing it in a category that requires wit and adroit cultural observations.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2018 04:21 PM (rnAwa)

415 Because I love the Dan, I think I've breezed by these lyrics so often: --- You tell yourself you're not my kind But you don't even know your mind And you could have a change of heart

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:21 PM (vDqXW)

416 Huh.  I've been Amy Schumered.

Time for bed.  Later, people in my 'umputer.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (SRarZ)

417 Holy crap Rikki Don't Lose That Number is some about some homo stuff. Damn.
--

Today I found out that Turning Japanese is about male masturbation.

Really?

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (AHNMM)

418 Let's just take it easy on Bob, aw'ite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (UiRxW)

419 I seriously LOVE  Nilsson's "Jump into the Wolf".


Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (RVcmP)

420 Now, best Air Supply....

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (vDqXW)

421 'night DG

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (y87Qq)

422 The Best Led Zep song is Young Man Blues, off Live at Leeds.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (m+Of+)

423 Which list is longer: (XXXX)names I can't give my daughter ( )drinks/liquors I will never drink again Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (2xR5z)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:22 PM (0pcqD)

424
Whats a henway?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:23 PM (r+sAi)

425 '"Roundabout" is about mountains coming out of the sky and standing there. ' Ha ha ha. Oops I hacked up a boulder.

Posted by: Billy the Mountain at July 11, 2018 04:23 PM (UdKB7)

426 Today I found out that Turning Japanese is about male masturbation. ------ Aaaaand... we've come full circle. So is Longview by Green Day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:23 PM (UiRxW)

427 is about unicorns shitting rainbow kittens! Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot --------- Hey...don't mess with our marketing concept.

Posted by: Squatty Potty Inc. at July 11, 2018 04:24 PM (rYk7m)

428 The rumor was the song was about Angie Bowie. David's wife at the time Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:18 PM (SiINZ) Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:24 PM (0pcqD)

429 26 Today I found out that Turning Japanese is about male masturbation. ------ Aaaaand... we've come full circle. So is Longview by Green Day. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:23 PM (UiRxW) Pikers!

Posted by: Billy Squier at July 11, 2018 04:24 PM (oFsfu)

430 Huh, I guess "The Stroke" isn't about Dick Clark after all.

Posted by: Starship nee Jefferson at July 11, 2018 04:24 PM (icI8A)

431 Today I found out that Turning Japanese is about male masturbation. Really? if you've spent time on 4chan / 8chan . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (6FqZa)

432 I always thought "don't lose that number" referred to a joint/doobie.
Steely Dan: stoners.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (3HNOQ)

433 SHE'S NUBS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqKENZdWng It's about a quad amputee.

Posted by: NOFX at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (m+Of+)

434 30 days in the hole was a song about the joint. or something. shit, i don't really know. maybe it was about lebanon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (KP5rU)

435 Perp arrested in beating of 92-year-old Mexican man. 30 year old black woman named Laquisha Jones. The beating took place in the Willowbrook neightborhood, in a voting district that went for Hillary by over 90%. But yep, totally a Trump voter. Totally. The NYT has a picture of the victim, but, oddly, no picture of the perpetrator. I'm sure they'll correct that right away.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (GXOTw)

436 "Pikers!

Posted by: Billy Squier at July 11, 2018 09:24 PM (oFsfu) "

Psh. Crackers...

Posted by: Clarence Carter at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (icI8A)

437 Hillary Clinton could be blowing a jug in the Green Day line-up, and nobody would know the fucking difference.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (kf11g)

438 Blink 182 named one of their albums "Take off your pants and jacket." Get it -- JackET ?! Like masturbate?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2018 04:25 PM (n2GMY)

439 I always thought "don't lose that number" referred to a joint/doobie. Steely Dan: stoners. Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ) --- Yes they were, but they were universal subversives.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (vDqXW)

440 Air Supply: Making Love Out of Nothing at All

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (44PTs)

441 Ozzie Albies is good at baseball.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (w//GY)

442 Firepower, Judas Priest https://youtu.be/6QtjdDiMLVg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (rnAwa)

443 Are we gonna discuss 'Brown Dirt Cowboy'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (CDGwz)

444 I still have no idea what "Don't Ask Me Why" is about

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (Izzlo)

445 Enough time has passed to reveal that Ali MacGraw got made at you for giving head to Steve McQueen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (SiINZ)

446 Smells Like Teen Spirit is about doggeh water.

Posted by: Harry Knots, corner of 5th and main. at July 11, 2018 04:26 PM (of+54)

447 "Defining doltishness down." -- Zombie Patrick Moynihan

Posted by: ShainS [b][/b][i][/i][s][/s][u][/u] at July 11, 2018 04:27 PM (BiLU+)

448 Laquisha Jones.  <<<<<<<
no way, sounds like a parody name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 04:27 PM (r+sAi)

449 > Holy crap Rikki Don't Lose That Number is some about some homo stuff. Damn. Who would have figured that a band named after a steam-powered dildo in a William S. Burroughs novel might have some homo stuff going on?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 04:27 PM (GXOTw)

450 Muskrat Love was actually about dirty dirty weasel love.

Posted by: Billy the Mountain at July 11, 2018 04:27 PM (UdKB7)

451 409 Looked up kerrville. Sounds like a good time.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:27 PM (w4N8W)

452 No love for Ruby Tuesday? Lady Jane? Connections?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 04:27 PM (JKNZq)

453 US Marshals served subpoena on FBI lawyer Lisa Page, Goodlatte says, threatening to hold her in contempt Why don't they hold her in jail?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:28 PM (SiINZ)

454 So, what was the song Ibrahim, Maxim and Juan about?

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 04:28 PM (zLDYs)

455 30 year old black woman named Laquisha Jones. Shit, I could've guessed that. That's like going to Korea and saying you're looking for someone named Park, Lee, or Kim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:29 PM (0pcqD)

456 451. It is. Pro tip - Rent an rv or fifth wheel. Sanitation is.....spotty at best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:29 PM (fA1SL)

457 US Marshals served subpoena on FBI lawyer Lisa Page, Goodlatte says, threatening to hold her in contempt

Why don't they hold her in jail?
--

A stand down order. From the top, aka "the DNC" and "Herr Soros."

Posted by: The US Marshalls, Deep State Minions at July 11, 2018 04:29 PM (AHNMM)

458 Laquisha Jones Shocking. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 04:29 PM (w//GY)

459 I remember when I was told Fascination Street was about fellatio.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 04:29 PM (6FqZa)

460 Ozzie Albies is good at baseball. Posted by: Circa ------------- Speaking of that, I'm only two years behind hearing about this. Was it a topic at the time? "Report: Russians buy tons of baseball bats and almost no balls" https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybusnmlc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 04:30 PM (CDGwz)

461 >411 Air and Stereolab aren't actually even bands, they're brands of concert t-shirts that girls steal off your dorm room floor to wear to the bathroom down the hall in 1998. Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (y87Qq) Who told you that?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:30 PM (w4N8W)

462 popular songs may control a culture ...

but they shouldn't
unless they are from the heart of informed patriots pushing the liberty and sovereign individual message.  There are hints of that in many songs ... but too often they lean toward Marxist/Gaia/leftist theology ... EPA will save us, we must regulate you.

Self Reliance ... the sovereign individual ... those are high ideals, most agree, but the commie sees a way to promise such while HE will actually control "free thought". 

America is Unique, individual sovereign, then states sovereign, next level is country sovereignty ... mobs (controlled by the 0.1%) want to co-opt that ideal.  (control energy sure, Bush/Saudi plan)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 04:31 PM (bT8Z4)

463 460. SMR have balls to spare. And bats are good for traditional gopnik dancing. https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:31 PM (fA1SL)

464 Enough time has passed to reveal that Ali MacGraw got made at you for giving head to Steve McQueen

Posted by: TheQuietMan

A subtle song, requiring repeated listening to peel back the multi-layered lyrics.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 04:31 PM (2xR5z)

465 > Laquisha Jones. <<<<<<< no way, sounds like a parody name. Trying to find the story again. It went POOF from the front page of Google news, even though it was front and center 15 minutes ago. Here's the LA County Sheriff's report: http://lasdnewsroom.org/article_layout_1.aspx?ID=197

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 04:31 PM (GXOTw)

466 Speaking of that, I'm only two years behind hearing about this. Was it a topic at the time? "Report: Russians buy tons of baseball bats and almost no balls" https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybusnmlc Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 09:30 PM (CDGwz) Nothing beats a good piece of hickory

Posted by: Pale Rider at July 11, 2018 04:31 PM (oFsfu)

467 Laquisha Jones. <<<<<<<
no way, sounds like a parody name.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM



LaQueefa Jones...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:32 PM (2PDGG)

468 SRV's Rude Mood/Hideaway live at the Montreux: https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya2udly6

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2018 04:32 PM (tKil8)

469 450 Muskrat Love was actually about dirty dirty weasel love. Posted by: Billy the Mountain at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7) I thought it was about Richard Gere going for diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:33 PM (0pcqD)

470 'Laquisha Jones. <<<<<<< no way, sounds like a parody name' Sounds ok to me.

Posted by: Quantravarius Smith at July 11, 2018 04:33 PM (UdKB7)

471 Uncle Palp, are Hvarati included in SMR?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:33 PM (w4N8W)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:33 PM (e9G8E)

473 Crap...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:34 PM (e9G8E)

474 A guy is driving in the country and sees this sign on the road that says "FREE TALKING DOG." Pulls in and talks to the owner about the dog. Owner says to the dog tell him about yourself.


Dog says "Well I was a homeless pup that was taken in by the army. I went to ranger school and made 130 jumps with my human partner. When I got out of the army I went into the Peace Corps and went to Ecuador and help build schools up in the mountains for poor kids. Then I got back and here I am."
The Guy says "That's amazing why are you giving this fantastic dog away for free." The owner says "He's a Damn liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)

475 > Report: Russians buy tons of baseball bats and almost no balls I remember about 10-15 years ago when there was bad rioting going on in the U.K. that baseball bats suddenly became the #1 most popular item on amazon.co.uk. This sudden burst of popularity for baseball in LimeyLand has never been adequately explained.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 04:35 PM (GXOTw)

476 471. Yes. The back-stabbing, bead-fumbling, wrong alphabet using Ustachi are part of SMR. for all their faults, at least they're not Albanians. * spits *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:35 PM (fA1SL)

477 -
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US Marshals served subpoena on FBI lawyer Lisa Page, Goodlatte says, threatening to hold her in contempt
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Why don't they hold her in jail?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:28 PM

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I personally hold a shit-ton of people in contempt.  My contempt accomplishes exactly as much as that of congress.




Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 04:35 PM (RVcmP)

478 Old Iron Ann-Sides strikes again. https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/07/11/ ann-coulter-kavanaugh-threatens-the-lefts-right-to-cheat/

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 04:35 PM (of+54)

479 Does anyone find the 'Beyond the Trailer' woman's voice a trifle annoying?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 04:37 PM (tE2st)

480 The back-stabbing, bead-fumbling, wrong alphabet using Ustachi are part of SMR. for all their faults, at least they're not Albanians. * spits * ------ You sound nearly identical to my Serbian ex-girlfriend on this topic. I'm laughing pretty hard. Right down to the "wrong alphabet" part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:37 PM (UiRxW)

481 Laquisha, she squish-a the man like a quiche-a!

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:37 PM (44PTs)

482 My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 04:37 PM (3HNOQ)

483 479 Does anyone find the 'Beyond the Trailer' woman's voice a trifle annoying? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (tE2st) What? *pulls cotton balls out of ears*

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:38 PM (oFsfu)

484 I nominate LaQueefa Jones to replace RPG on SCROTUS...

Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 04:38 PM (qul7b)

485 My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine. ----- No... That's "Anchorage Freedom."

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at July 11, 2018 04:38 PM (UiRxW)

486 Rocket man is about a man putting his rocket in another man.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:38 PM (pw+jk)

487 My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine. Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ) Then what was the song Cocaine about?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:38 PM (SiINZ)

488 LaQueefa "I'll-Break-Your-Bones" Jones...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:38 PM (e9G8E)

489 482 My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine. Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ) That way he spits out Phil-a-del-phia freedom lyrics, I can see it.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:39 PM (oFsfu)

490 Then what was the song Cocaine about? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ) ----- Independence Hall

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:39 PM (UiRxW)

491 No joke, this is exactly how that 500 MILLION STRAWS ARE THROWN IN UNITED STATES STREAMS EVERY DAY!!! bullsh*t got started.

A nine year old said it, a website quoted it, a dot gov website quoted the website, and then the news agencies picked it up and ran with it.

Now it's law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 04:40 PM (YPqbH)

492 476. I think even grandma Palp would have liked my Hvarati girlfriend from high school. She was born in the US from Parents who emigrated from Yugoslavia in the late 50's. She used to spend her summers in Croatia living with cousins, aunts, uncles.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:40 PM (w4N8W)

493 LaQueefa "I'll-Break-Your-Bones" Jones... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (e9G8E) No relation to Barnaby

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:40 PM (SiINZ)

494 -
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My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine.

Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
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Then what was the song Cocaine about?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM

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The Philadelphia Experiment.


Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 04:40 PM (RVcmP)

495 Independence Hall Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW) Explains the crack.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:41 PM (oFsfu)

496 Then what was the song Cocaine about? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ) Autoplagarizing the riff from "Sunshine of your Love"?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:41 PM (y87Qq)

497 492. Heh. We socialized with a lot of local SMR types stateside - better them than Fritz, the Micks, or the wops.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

498 Explains the crack. Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (oFsfu) ----- Ha!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:41 PM (UiRxW)

499 Let's see if my summoning-new-thread superpower is still active.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 04:41 PM (YPqbH)

500 Village People's song 'Bunghole Cherry Poppers' is about 50's street racing cars!

Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 04:41 PM (qul7b)

501 Lib media: you no longer have to light the bag on fire. You can hide it and they will find it and step it. h/t to Rush a number of years ago.

Posted by: Guam tipper at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (/DvFd)

502 Top 10 Rock Songs about Rocking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZMGHZVPWGk Like I said above, I just don't like most of these. All of these bands have other songs I like better. I'd say that I like Bill Haley's song the best by far.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (sdi6R)

503  Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (YPqbH)

504 Clapton's, "Cocaine," is actually an anti-cocaine song.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (SV/HG)

505 Isn't LaQueefa Bones the former front man for GWAR?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (e9G8E)

506 No joke, this is exactly how that 500 MILLION STRAWS ARE THROWN IN UNITED STATES STREAMS EVERY DAY!!! bullsh*t got started. -------------- 93 MILLION PEOPLE ARE KILLED EVERY DAY BY GUNS!

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (sd+O2)

507 I'm starting to think a lot of songs are about sex.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (Izzlo)

508 499 Let's see if my summoning-new-thread superpower is still active. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (YPqbH) *chanting, no yoko, no yoko.....*

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (oFsfu)

509 503 Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (YPqbH) Cigarettes in Montana

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:42 PM (44PTs)

510 503 Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about? Wombat suicides in Oz...

Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 04:43 PM (qul7b)

511 487 My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine. Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ) Then what was the song Cocaine about? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ) How to get pussy.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 04:43 PM (of+54)

512 Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (YPqbH) "Baby Got Back" (superior live version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:43 PM (y87Qq)

513 Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about? ---- Cigarettes??

Posted by: lin-duh at July 11, 2018 04:43 PM (kufk0)

514 cocaine was a song about the dangers of liquid propane.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (KP5rU)

515 I've got to figure out some way to incorporate Wombat Suicide into my name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (YPqbH)

516 >>>Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about?


Pall Mall 100s.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (SV/HG)

517 497 492. Heh. We socialized with a lot of local SMR types stateside - better them than Fritz, the Micks, or the wops. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL) Hey, I managed to qualify for all three of those!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (tE2st)

518 better them than Fritz, the Micks, or the wops. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine something, something Tulip somethings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (sd+O2)

519 Clapton's, "Cocaine," is actually an anti-cocaine song. ------ https://youtu.be/Txm5ESGyfqo?t=22

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (UiRxW)

520 When my band the Pennsylvanians released our single 'Laugh, Clown, Laugh!" in 1928, it was a bi-plane aimed directly at that bastard Coolidge!

Posted by: Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians, #Woke at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (Ndje9)

521 We've been promised something "different" tonight on Teh ONT...

I can't wait!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:45 PM (e9G8E)

522 Tiptoe Through the Tulips is about pogo-sticking in a minefield!

Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 04:45 PM (qul7b)

523 511 487 Then what was the song Cocaine about? Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ) How to get pussy. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (of+54) Just grab 'em!

Posted by: Donald Trump at July 11, 2018 04:45 PM (44PTs)

524 We need to get the US out of the UN, the UN out of the US, and dissolve NATO. Think of the money we could save.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 11, 2018 04:45 PM (roQNm)

525 518. We had no tulip-peddling canal wogs by us. But we had heard tell of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:45 PM (fA1SL)

526 We've been promised something "different" tonight on Teh ONT... I can't wait! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (e9G8E) Completely different? It's...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:45 PM (SiINZ)

527  
"Baby Got Back"

(superior live version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (y87Qq)

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Ha.  Thanks.  It's interesting, but I don't know anyone who doesn't like that song at least a little.  And I know white trash folks, I know rockabilly folks, I know country and western folks, straight edge, snooty jazz, etc.

Everybody likes it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else [/i] [/b] at July 11, 2018 04:46 PM (YPqbH)

528 Completely different? It's... Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (SiINZ) *snort*

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 04:46 PM (oFsfu)

529 > Does anyone know what that song "I Like Big Butts" was about? Yes. It's about guys who cannot lie.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 04:46 PM (w4N8W)

530 d'brickashaw ferguson. best name ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 04:47 PM (KP5rU)

531 Enough time has passed to reveal that an album about a deaf, dumb and blind kid who played a mean pinball was about someone named Tommy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 04:48 PM (SiINZ)

532 "YMCA," is about physical fitness centers.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 04:48 PM (SV/HG)

533 The Best Led Zep song is Young Man Blues, off Live at Leeds. Posted by: garrett Hey, I was BORN in Leeds!

Posted by: Todd Margaret at July 11, 2018 04:48 PM (+Tibp)

534 d'brickashaw ferguson. best name ever. Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU) Basque? No, no... Gascon?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 04:48 PM (y87Qq)

535 There are a number of songs about cocaine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 04:49 PM (sdi6R)

536 Fact checkers. I know WaPo still employs one or two. Were they out to lunch or something?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2018 04:49 PM (1FhAQ)

537 ONT

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2018 04:49 PM (Enq6K)

538 ONT is nood! Last one in is a pimento-stuffing bull-teaser.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 04:50 PM (fA1SL)

539 Will there be fighting in the streets or will we have to go and hunt them. A civil war is going to be problematic. Maybe there's an app for that?

Posted by: goon at July 11, 2018 04:50 PM (PEcU2)

540 sock off

Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 04:50 PM (44PTs)

541 Brick House is about a house made of brick and big black women but ....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

542 ont is nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365[/i][/u][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 04:50 PM (yN/cP)

543 I wonder what the song, Snortin' Whiskey And Drinkin' Cocaine, was about...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 04:50 PM (e9G8E)

544 -
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Village People's song 'Bunghole Cherry Poppers' is about 50's street racing cars! Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM

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'Bunghole Cherry Poppers' never made any logical sense.  When dealing with a bunghole you crush the chocolate-chip.



Posted by: Shep! at July 11, 2018 04:51 PM (RVcmP)

545 482 My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine. Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ) As I recall, there was a new American soccer league, the Philadelphia team was called the Freedom, and Elton John invested in it. So the song was pretty much an advertisement.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 04:51 PM (sdi6R)

546 Train Kept a Rollin is about about a young woman testing her endurance.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 04:51 PM (pw+jk)

547 "Baby Got Back" Gilbert and Sullivan version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 04:53 PM (GXOTw)

548 ONT? *dispatches LRRP* I'm waiting here for a bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 05:14 PM (0+2a1)

549 Six Days on the Road was really about speed...and sex

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 05:16 PM (0+2a1)

550 210 This version of Relax should forever remove all doubts about Pope Frankie Goes to Hollyweird https://youtu.be/5vUi1lndqUE Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (MeS8s) Wow. That's gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity [/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2018 05:26 PM (0pcqD)

551 Green Day politics has always been stupid, but I still liked most of their stuff. They blew the doors out of the Riviera on the Nimrod show. Yes I was the oldest person there. Nowadays I listen only to music I've never heard before, so no time for relistening to favorites.

Posted by: gp at July 11, 2018 05:29 PM (mk9aG)

552 The Washington  Compost  like  the New  York  Pravda(Times)cover  to cover LIES LIES LIES  its  no   wonder  Americans  don't   trust these   lying   liberal  Jouralists

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 11, 2018 05:44 PM (FLiOE)

553 GW Bush saved their lives, is an avid reader with enough brains to fly a fighter jet and to be in the top 5% of his flying class, but Obama ( 57 states ) corpse man is so much more intelligent. Dear God.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 11, 2018 06:53 PM (HLTe8)

554 Who has the best fake news? I can't keep up.

Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2018 07:22 PM (Y274z)

555 Hey, Spurwing! Good to see you around here again!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 11, 2018 07:33 PM (wSC8T)

556 Reading the article, my GiveaFuck meter did twitch a little bit, until I got to the word *Musician*. Then it flopped against the zero peg and hasnt moved since. And wouldnt it be sweet to send a B-1, AKA the Bone, over Trafalgar Square at about 300 feet and Mach Holy-shit and let the shockwave rupture that fucking balloon? Why yes, yes it would.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2018 03:21 AM (wTIrE)

557 Enough time has passed that I can say, "I voted for George Bush because Al Gore gave me the distinct impression of an oily, greasy con man."
And, "I voted again for George Bush because John "Vietnam" Forbes Kerry was once a part of Winter Soldier and I am a Vietnam Veteran."
At no time did I vote for George Bush because I thought he was the best choice for President after Clinton, He was just the least FUBAR of the three offered.
Seems I voted for Romney and McCain over Obama as well for the same reason.
It was like the old Douche or Crap sandwich type of thing.

Posted by: obsidian at July 12, 2018 05:56 AM (7+yqP)

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