March 31, 2017

Dave Chapelle Tells "Problematic" Jokes About Gays and Trannies and So It's a Big Thing
— Ace

So problematic I just can't even.

This pyrsyn, by the way, lists hyr accomplishments in hyxr twitter bio, starting first with "creator of the #OscarsSoWhite" hashtag outrage.

That's huge.


Buzzfeed, of course, is outraged.

Bonus points for this writer deploying the new-ish Offended Snowflake tactic of claiming that people who don't buy into their bullshit are themselves snowflakes who are easily offended. Watch how quickly Chappelle -- not the guy whining about Chappelle -- is branded as easily "offended."

Chappelle tells a story about being at a party where a trans girl gets high or drunk and proceeds to get sick and pass out. For Chappelle, "Whatever it was, it was definitely a man in a dress." He moseys over and unassumingly asks, "Is he okay?" He's admonished for using the wrong pronoun and now is immediately offended. "I support anyone's right to be who they are inside, but to what degree do I have to participate in your self-image? Why do I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker?"

And this is the crux of the cisgender problem -- cis people’s tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience. These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. Using the correct pronouns isn't meant to validate someone's whimsical sense of self; it’s a basic courtesy and shows respect for who someone is. If Chappelle is clutch-my-pearls offended by incidents like this, it’s not because of our demand to be respected, but because of what that demand says about his own fragile gender identity.

By the way, "Cis people" have a "tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience" only to the extent you will not leave us the fuck alone in making demands that we pretend you're your new whimsically-chosen sex.

Stop "centering" us in your hot sexual confusion mess and Shanghaing us into your game of make-pretend and then we'll stop "centering" ourselves in it too.

Posted by: Ace at 08:06 AM | Comments (555)
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1 I just cant even either.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 31, 2017 07:57 AM (ukNFU)

2 Wait, the snowflakes are calling others snowflakes for pointing out that the snowflakes are snowflakes? Liberals gotta project.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 31, 2017 07:58 AM (72PAC)

3 What happened?  First?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2017 07:58 AM (9U1OG)

4 Dave Chapelle is easily the best comedian of the last 20 years. The show in question was hilarious. Chapelle is no conservative, that's for sure, but just a bit of common sense and these people flip out.

Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 07:58 AM (A17+m)

5 Damn.  So Chappelle is offended that someone is pissed that he used the wrong gender pronoun? 

Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2017 07:59 AM (9U1OG)

6 Where can one see Chappelle lately?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2017 08:00 AM (9U1OG)

7 I better watch it before Netflix pulls it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 08:00 AM (7HtZB)

8 I will accept their reality when they accept my preferred reality of not being a slave to the Welfare Class.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:00 AM (vg8iE)

9 Fuck the left, to hell, forever.

Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 08:01 AM (eAZVt)

10 When one can be sued and/or fired from their job for using the "wrong" pronoun you've just made it about me, idiot!

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:02 AM (NOIQH)

11 10 When one can be sued and/or fired from their job for using the "wrong" pronoun you've just made it about me, idiot! ------------------------------------ And the fucking icing on the cake, it's a word that doesn't even fucking exist.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:02 AM (vg8iE)

12 >>Why do I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker?


Excellent phrasing.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:03 AM (NOIQH)

13 Remember Brett Favre getting shit for slow clapping with a WTF expression on his face when Bruce Jenner won the ESPN courage award for wearing a dress and a wig

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 08:03 AM (SIY7D)

14 Dave's not woke, man.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 08:03 AM (/tuJf)

15 4 Dave Chapelle is easily the best comedian of the last 20 years. The show in question was hilarious. Chapelle is no conservative, that's for sure, but just a bit of common sense and these people flip out. Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m) === Chapelle is definitely to the left. But he's not an SJW. Btw he lives relatively close by and I'm probably the only person in town who doesn't have a "ran into Dave Chapelle" story.

Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 08:03 AM (BDZWU)

16 Popcorn, please. This is excellent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 08:03 AM (B+qrE)

17 Simpler premise... I have the right to Freedom of Speech... You do NOT have the right to control MY speech, so you will not be offended.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 08:04 AM (NgKpN)

18 Learning and deploying the "correct" pronoun is too complicated. To avoid any misunderstanding or unintentional giving of offence, marblemouth is the preferred idiom:

"He said, she said" becomes "Xim said, hyr said" becomes "Xylerr mfthag, grmhda mfthag."

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:04 AM (Bdeb0)

19 It's. A. Joke.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 08:04 AM (RD7QR)

20 'SALIVATING?!!' I am so offended

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at March 31, 2017 08:04 AM (RKQ/v)

21 Girl, I told you that b!tch be CRAZY!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Comedy Critic ... at March 31, 2017 08:04 AM (AoK0a)

22 And of course what is totally missed is that Chappelle was concerned about the person who had passed out.

Posted by: HH at March 31, 2017 08:05 AM (DrCtv)

23 >>SALIVATING?!!' >>I am so offended >Zombie Roger Ebert Keep your chin up old bean.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 08:05 AM (/tuJf)

24 20 'SALIVATING?!!' I am so offended Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (RKQ/v) Yes, my jaw fell too!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 08:06 AM (RD7QR)

25 22 And of course what is totally missed is that Chappelle was concerned about the person who had passed out. ----------------------- The cause is greater than any one person.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:06 AM (vg8iE)

26 I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.

Posted by: TransHal 9000 at March 31, 2017 08:06 AM (IqV8l)

27 "He said, she said" becomes "Xim said, hyr said" becomes "Xylerr mfthag, grmhda mfthag." Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (Bdeb0) "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", please.

Posted by: A certain Old One at March 31, 2017 08:06 AM (8nWyX)

28 You should be concerned about transgenders,these are incredibly unhappy,sick people with astronomical suicide rates.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:06 AM (r/0kC)

29 I've grown too much.

Posted by: Amy "Chuck" Schumer at March 31, 2017 08:07 AM (vtcmf)

30 We're not gonna take it! We're not gonna take it! We're not gonna take it anymore!

Posted by: Brianna Wu at March 31, 2017 08:07 AM (vRcUp)

31 "You are egotistical / self-centered for not complying with my worldview / using my new pronoun" is the updated version of "you are greedy if you don't want me to take your resources and use them for my purposes." Same old leftist projection / gaslighting / psychological attack.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 08:07 AM (wB8Tg)

32 I bet they've attempted to organize a 1-star review attack on his special because they probably think that's what happened to the potato sack Amy Schumer.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2017 08:07 AM (z/Ubi)

33 If a man, who thinks he's a girl, gets sick afternoon, who holds his/her hair?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 31, 2017 08:07 AM (hJrjt)

34 >>22 And of course what is totally missed is that Chappelle was concerned about the person who had passed out. Posted by: HH at March 31, 2017 01:05 PM (DrCtv)

He's not woke. Chappelle was appropriating someone's misfortune as an opportunity to advertise his homophobia and insensitivity. In fact, he probably forced xyt to drink too much so he'd have the opportunity. That how haters do!

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:07 AM (Bdeb0)

35 Love it. Looks like the alligator is eating the end of the line. As in, accommodate the alligator so he will eat you last. Wendy Williams yesterday. Dave Chappelle today. That alligator is insatiable bitchez!

Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 08:08 AM (mTuaB)

36 I've grown too much. Yeah, that's probably correct.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 08:08 AM (B+qrE)

37 >>"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", please. Posted by: A certain Old One at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (8nWyX)

We were working our way toward Your Eminence, of course.

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:08 AM (Bdeb0)

38 Chapelle's internet skit is still one of the most ingenious comedy skits ever IMO.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:09 AM (9KUj4)

39 Those people need help,they don't need people pandering to their delusions.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:09 AM (r/0kC)

40 By the way, "Cis people" have a "tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience" only to the extent you will not leave us the fuck alone in making demands that we pretend you're your new whimsically-chosen sex. Stop "centering" us in your hot sexual confusion mess and Shanghaing us into your game of make-pretend and then we'll stop "centering" ourselves in it too. Once you demand that I use them, they aren't yours any longer. Now you are destroying my agency by making me accept your paradigm. Also, stating an opposing position is not being offended. It's stating an opposing position. Why should I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker is a statement of a counter viewpoint. That's not being a snowflake, that's a challenge. Also isn't demanding that Chappelle act in a certain manner a means of denying his agency and attempting to hijack his body? Just, you know, askin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 08:09 AM (mf5HN)

41 Shanghaing This whole pronoun kerfuffle kind of reminds me of the whole exonym/entonym thing- that is, what a city or country (or whatever) calls *itself* and what others call it. Think Munchen (not doing the umlauts, sorry) vs. Munich, Nippon vs. Japan, Hispana vs. Spain... They are-- or at least, historically, very often have been-- very very different. And based on my research (at or above modern levels of journalists), no one really cares. Germany doesn't dash off tweetstorms about how "Germany" or "Allemania" or whatever are hateful and Roman-normative or what have you. I don't know if it's a helpful or interesting analogy, just a thing I've thought of. (ha ha ha "shanghaied" is probably thought to be super-racist anyway)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 08:10 AM (u0s1P)

42 'Many a truth is told in jest'. 'Gotta shut the jester up because he's telling the truth' is a recent invention in devolution.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at March 31, 2017 08:10 AM (ZFUt7)

43 27 "He said, she said" becomes "Xim said, hyr said" becomes "Xylerr mfthag, grmhda mfthag." Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 01:04 PM (Bdeb0) "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", please. Posted by: A certain Old One at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (8nWyX) Ia! Ia!

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 08:10 AM (7HtZB)

44 The best course of action is to completely avoid talking to or making eye contact with the trannys. It's self preservation.

Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 08:11 AM (eAZVt)

45 Exactly how many genders are we supposed to believe exist now?  I can't keep up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:11 AM (PY9jH)

46 I am a lamp. I am a llama. I am a lamp. I am a llama. I am a lamp.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 08:11 AM (fLMbU)

47 Drexel professor George Ciccariello-Maher tweeted on Sunday: "Some audience member gave up his laughs for a comedian who joked about gender pronouns. People are thanking him. I'm trying not to vomit or yell about 'Caitlyn Jenner'."

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at March 31, 2017 08:11 AM (wPiJc)

48 Google is COEXISTing again. some dumb white bint from Stamford, Connecticut did a doody, I mean doodle called "a peaceful future" and Google is showcasing it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (Cc/b5)

49 Chapelle is definitely to the left. But he's not an SJW. I've noticed a little askance-looking and pushback from blacks against what they consider "white liberal" bullshit. I think it's good to get different perspectives.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (u0s1P)

50 Repeat after me: "I don't give a shit what you think."

Posted by: User name cannot be blank at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (CEU4j)

51 broken?

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (zZb/S)

52 Exactly how many genders are we supposed to believe exist now? ******* TNTC

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (wPiJc)

53 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing.


The words that come out of my mouth when I speak are my words and not the property of the person I am addressing.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (Eu36q)

54 I am a train. I am a tomato. I am a train. I am a tomato. Train. Tomato.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 08:12 AM (fLMbU)

55 >>> These aren't your pronouns. These aren't the pronouns xyou are looking for.

Posted by: Ob xhe Wan Kenobi at March 31, 2017 08:13 AM (vRcUp)

56 >>Exactly how many genders are we supposed to believe exist now? I can't keep up.


That's the point, no?
It means these special snowflake have an endless bag of opportunities to be offended and write lecturing posts on Buzzfeed!  And sue you or get you fired if they get their way...

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:13 AM (NOIQH)

57 you can get anything thing you want at malice's restaurant.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 08:13 AM (4lrrm)

58 I'd say that April is a twatwaffle, but to be honest I ain't sure if she even has one.
 
And 'swinging dick twatwaffle' just isn't catchy.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (wTwJ2)

59 His punch line was the best: "Ok, well, her dick is hanging out of her dress, so I'm just trying to see if she's all right."

Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (OKpiK)

60 I just had a thought.  How does one "sign" all these various genders?

Seriously? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (PY9jH)

61 Was watching the Showtime series "Billions" during dinner. The hedge fund maestro, Axe, hires a bald, pale, unsmiling wraith of an intern who informs him severely that "my pronouns are They and Them."

Mrs. Zod looks at me like, "husband, can you please explain that focking shit to me," then gales of insensitive, hater laughter fill the halls of Chez Zod. Fuckin' weird.

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (Bdeb0)

62 God I hate the software that runs this blog. Could someone tell Pixy it isn't the 80's anymore, and it hasn't been for some time now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (DuH+r)

63 Me: "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! What's wrong with me, doc?" Doctor: "You're two tents."

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (4DpAT)

64 "they might be paying lip service to women's rights only as a ruse to get some ass," There is half of the Dims male vote

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (zZb/S)

65 so the transgendered girl is a boy that has decided he is a girl? transgendered boy is a girl that has decided she is a boy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 08:14 AM (cPsPa)

66 I don't play these fucking games. If you were born a male, you're getting a "him", if you were born female, you're getting a "she", if you don't know what the fuck you are, you're getting an "it".

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (aMlLZ)

67 If i am a white man but identify as a vietnamese midget goat, can I still find this funny. And if tomorrow I find myself identifying as a transgendered hatian, so the same rulings apply?

Posted by: Fox at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (DVC2D)

68 How about this: stop referring to me as "cis"?
You don't own my gender/sexual orientation. I prefer you refer to me as "normal". Go ahead....

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (NOIQH)

69 >>28 You should be concerned about transgenders,these are incredibly unhappy,sick people with astronomical suicide rates. Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (r/0kC) --- high five. The more I keep seeing all these tortuous studies attempting to pigeonhole conservatives as mentally ill or mentally defective, while real signs of trouble in a (tiny, but real) protected class are ignored, the closer I come to my preferred finding that lefties are evil as hell.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (5JlYa)

70 I am a jelly doughnut.

Posted by: John F Kennedy at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (Mq0tM)

71 60 I just had a thought. How does one "sign" all these various genders? Seriously? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (PY9jH) Eh? You mean "Mr./Ms/Xir/Xim", or some external signal of what gender you supposedly are?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (RD7QR)

72 Meh, Chappelle hasn't been funny since Belushi and Aykroyd were on.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at March 31, 2017 08:15 AM (wPiJc)

73 We need crazy sign language dude to help us out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (PY9jH)

74 so how often do transgendered girls get drunk and pass out hoping someone will take advantage of them? some sort of ploy for play?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (cPsPa)

75 66 I don't play these fucking games. If you were born a male, you're getting a "him", if you were born female, you're getting a "she", if you don't know what the fuck you are, you're getting an "it". Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (aMlLZ) --- *fistbump* I've missed Dave and was looking forward to his shows. Was not disappointed.

Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (sB1y1)

76 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2017 01:14 PM (DuH+r) Go outside and command the clouds. You'll get better results.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (B+qrE)

77 This happened to me before too at a party in Dallas. The guy was on the floor passed out and they kind of yellled at me for referring to him as 'he' . I defended myself and said what else was I supposed to refer to Tony Romo as?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (9KUj4)

78 Just search for "Amy Schumer funny" on Buzzfeed and see the long list of positive results. Very telling. Watched both of Chappelle's stand-up - still refreshing, genuine, and masterful at his trade. A superior performance when compared to Schumer's 1 star muh pussy jokes (woh, woh, woh).

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (fFfWq)

79 What would I do if I was ever in this situation? Probably laugh my ass off.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 08:16 AM (qJhUV)

80 I've grown too much.

Preach it, Sistah.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (vtcmf)

81 "I'm Rick James, bitch!" 

Loved that bit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (PY9jH)

82 Wouldn't mind someone explaining to April that she doesn't own the words coming out of my mouth.

Posted by: F2000 at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (ndqCM)

83 ***I am a lamp. I am an island.

Posted by: Paul Simon at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (qSbN6)

84 I saw Hot Sexual Confusion Mess open for Shanghaing at the San Fransisco Cis Theater back in '69....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (jjaLl)

85 I just had a thought. How does one "sign" all these various genders? ***** Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath. Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (wPiJc)

86 Again: The left forcing a notion on the world five minutes after they thought it up. ...And pretending that they've believed it their entire lives.

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (4DpAT)

87 I am a jelly doughnut. Posted by: John F Kennedy at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (Mq0tM) A JELLY DONUT?!?!

Posted by: GySgt Hartman at March 31, 2017 08:17 AM (8nWyX)

88 >>Was watching the Showtime series "Billions" during dinner. The hedge fund maestro, Axe, hires a bald, pale, unsmiling wraith of an intern who informs him severely that "my pronouns are They and Them."


Heh, yeah, stunt casting.

I liked the exchange between this character and another trader:

Him: "Oh, I ordered lunch. Got you vegan, hope that's OK."
It: "What about me makes you think I'm vegan?"
Him:"Well - everything about you."
It: pauses...."Of course I'm vegan."

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (NOIQH)

89 I'm going to bet that the Xhosa tribe has no problem "clicking" the appropriate pronoun aloud. The talent, though, is wasted on them--I'm sure they'd just shake their head in wonder/confusion at the idea of a need for such a click.

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (Bdeb0)

90 How do you handle extra genders in other languages, extra endings?

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (zZb/S)

91 46 I am a lamp. I am a llama. I am a lamp. I am a llama. I am a lamp. Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 01:11 PM (fLMbU) OK... you're a Llama Lamp! /poof.....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (NgKpN)

92 52 Exactly how many genders are we supposed to believe exist now? === That depends entirely on how many we decide to invent on any given day. Either way you're always going to lose bigots!

Posted by: Buzzfeed Editorial Staff at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (BDZWU)

93 well, what is interesting is what is a psychiatrists responsibility when dealing with trans whatevers? should you help them make the transition or help them get back to normal and go with their body?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (cPsPa)

94 This guy addresses this issue well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDLIR71Pe0A

Posted by: BuckIV at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (CLfqv)

95 I identify as a dog. I demand to be validated by shitting outside. It's coming.

Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (bcDxW)

96 72 Meh, Chappelle hasn't been funny since Belushi and Aykroyd were on. Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc) --- Different strokes, and all that jazz... Some folks like jokes, some like puns.

Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (sB1y1)

97 I am an island. Posted by: Paul Simon ---- I am a town.

Posted by: Mary Chapin Carpenter at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (4DpAT)

98 Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 31, 2017 01:17 PM (wPiJc)



Genius.  I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (PY9jH)

99 >>> ... centering themselves in the trangender experience How am I centering myself in that experience if I reject it? Does he mean that his experience is private property, and that by rejecting it I am tresspassing on his experience? I would appreciate some clarification. >>>These aren't your pronouns. My speech isn't owned by you, and reality isn't yours to arbitrarily remake.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 08:18 AM (vRcUp)

100 My simple explanation:

These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong.

But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away.

So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life.

Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 08:19 AM (FkAXz)

101 >>>"white liberal" bullshit. Black liberal bullshit is not much easier. Just write a check or change the term for ethnicity/color every couple years. And don't ever say "you people".

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 31, 2017 08:19 AM (9wKeJ)

102 There! Are! TWO genders!

Posted by: Jean Luc Dickhard at March 31, 2017 08:19 AM (ab5He)

103 I identify as a dog. I demand to be validated by shitting outside. It's coming. Posted by: spoonfeed me ---- We demand proof. Lick your own balls.

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:19 AM (4DpAT)

104 Chapelle is great. It's a shame he took his hiatus from comedy for whatever reasons.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at March 31, 2017 08:19 AM (ZFUt7)

105 I am female/male.

In other words, I'm the EggMan.

Posted by: The Transsexualist Formerly Known As Paul McCartney at March 31, 2017 08:19 AM (Bdeb0)

106 I wonder how many genders ISIS recognizes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:20 AM (PY9jH)

107 "This pyrsyn, by the way, lists hyr accomplishments in hyxr twitter bio, starting first with "creator of the #OscarsSoWhite" hashtag outrage." Right up there with Madam Curie, Maggie Thatcher, and Harriet Tubman on teh lists of wimminz who changed the world.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 08:20 AM (TOk1P)

108 I'm sorry but I do not need to be an active participant in your mental health issues.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (a9n6M)

109 The left believes you can change reality by *everyone* just believing the "right" things.

Hence, by refusing to use the language the left wants you are literally destroying the world. Hell, thinking the "wrong" thoughts makes you tantamount to Hitler or Satan.

This is *insane*, but it is what the left believes.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (eSx+E)

110 106 I wonder how many genders ISIS recognizes? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH) Two genders -- one of which is chattel -- and lots of dead bodies.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (RD7QR)

111 I wonder how many genders ISIS recognizes? Posted by: Jane D'oh --- One: Male. Female isn't a gender to them; it's a birth defect.

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (4DpAT)

112 My simple explanation: These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong. But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away. So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life. Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (FkAXz) And that pretty much nails it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (aMlLZ)

113 66 I don't play these fucking games. If you were born a male, you're getting a "him", if you were born female, you're getting a "she", if you don't know what the fuck you are, you're getting an "it". Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (aMlLZ) Got a Dick? You are He... or Him... Not got a Dick... I'll either call you Her, or She.... or fucking insane....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (NgKpN)

114 69 >>28 You should be concerned about transgenders,these are incredibly unhappy,sick people with astronomical suicide rates. Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:06 PM (r/0kC) === The sad part is they're convinced that having life-changing surgery will make them happier and it doesn't. I don't know the exact number but some do end up committing suicide. And not to mention the damage that is being done to prepubescent kids getting hormone therapy. Of course the left never did think about long term consequences.

Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (BDZWU)

115 I am a Pancake!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (oL47H)

116 I watched both episodes, almost died laughing.

Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2017 08:21 AM (w7KSn)

117 My simple explanation: These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong. But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away. So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life. Posted by: shibumi _______ That and the Left LOVES breaking down traditional values and reorienting people's moral compass. Once you believe in nothing you will believe anything

Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 08:22 AM (A17+m)

118 The correct pronoun is "Go Fuck Yourself".

Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 08:22 AM (eAZVt)

119 I've only met one trannie in my life.  Dude looked just like a good-looking woman. 

This was waaaay back in the 70's.  Straight guy friend of mine hit on "her."

Did not end well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:22 AM (PY9jH)

120 I am a Pancake! Posted by: Rachel Corrie --- THAT'S IT! No one's gonna top that comment! I'm outta here!

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:22 AM (4DpAT)

121 There! Are! TWO genders! Posted by: Jean Luc Dickhard at March 31, 2017 01:19 PM (ab5He) Ok that's pretty godamn funny.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 08:22 AM (aMlLZ)

122 117 My simple explanation: These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong. But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away. So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life. Posted by: shibumi _______ That and the Left LOVES breaking down traditional values and reorienting people's moral compass. Once you believe in nothing you will believe anything Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (A17+m) And then you will be made to believe what they want you to believe.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 08:23 AM (RD7QR)

123 The trans fetish (mostly straight men, 70%) is to be SEEN as female. That's what aroused them, the idea that they are the object of their narcissistic attraction.


THAT is why it is so important for them to have everyone SEE them as women, it gets them off. That is why you must use the correct pronoun, because if you don't it kills the fantasy and thus the arousal.


Essentially, they DEMAND that you participate in their sexual arousal fantasy so that their fetish is fed and they are aroused.


Thanks much, but I refuse to be part of your sex fantasy. I'm not your sex toy, even in being shamed into using the incorrect pronoun for you because you have a fetish. No dice. 

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 08:23 AM (Mc+44)

124 Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people. Wow. Seven whole people murdered! Tragic, to be sure. But that's akin to a slow weekend in Chicago. Oh, the humanity! That's the thing: demanding that the population change a fundamental way of life for a fractional minority ... oh, right.

Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 08:23 AM (OKpiK)

125 You'd be sensitive too if you had to walk around all day with your balls taped to your ass. Before you judge, walk a mile in the other guy's stilettos.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 31, 2017 08:23 AM (kfcYC)

126 Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 01:09 PM (mf5HN)



I read that as "Dark Sugartits" and an old Stones song popped into my head...just the melody, though, I can't remember the words....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:23 AM (jjaLl)

127 I once got a haircut by a tranny at Great Clips. It wanted to shave my eyebrows, but I wouldn't let it.

Posted by: Chris M at March 31, 2017 08:23 AM (eAZVt)

128 I don't use "he" and "she" as signs of respect, they are mere shorthand for the man or woman to whom I am referring. If they are supposed to be signs of respect, then I'll continue to use "he" and "she" because I don't particularly respect trannies' choices.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (+ttLq)

129 Would cis people with fragile gender identities be... Cissys?

Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (bcDxW)

130 This is just another direct assault on freedom of speech. Just like those European imports - "hate speech" and "hate crimes" that have infected our country. It's about controlling your vocabulary. Criminalizing your thoughts and words. Cowing you into submission and fear of reprisals like losing your job or worse. The mentally ill are just the tool used by the globalist marxists to further their agendas.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (mTuaB)

131 How about this: stop referring to me as "cis"? You don't own my gender/sexual orientation. I prefer you refer to me as "normal". Go ahead.... Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (NOIQH) Yup. They don't quite understand that this "politeness" deal is a sword that cuts both ways. If you want me to acce[t your nonsense, pally, guess who's nonsense you're going to have to accept?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (NyJwR)

132 I rate this post 4 Problematics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (mC1ZI)

133 I've only met one trannie in my life. Dude looked just like a good-looking woman. This was waaaay back in the 70's. Straight guy friend of mine hit on "her." Did not end well. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH) Did he meet her in a club down in North SoHo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (493sH)

134 The left believes you can change reality by *everyone* just believing the "right" things.

...and having a Twitter feed!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 08:24 AM (qJhUV)

135 it is all fun and games until you wake up in a tub of ice in Bangkok with some internal organs missing

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 08:25 AM (Cc/b5)

136 just an observation, may mean nothing at all and could be wrong: you don't see this kind of shit going on in countries with languages in which words take on gender, do you? Like Spanish, French, um Latin? You know where every single noun is masculine, feminine or (heresy!) neuter? Just something I've been thinking about lately. Could probably be a good essay for someone

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 31, 2017 08:25 AM (RKQ/v)

137
Did he meet her in a club down in North SoHo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)



Believe it or not, this was in SC back in the day. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:25 AM (PY9jH)

138 Of course the left never did think about long term consequences. Posted by: Independent George ---- They are incapable of comprehending long term consequences. People who comprehend long term consequences don't need abortion, welfare, college debt excused, etc., etc.

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:26 AM (4DpAT)

139 >>>Chapelle is great. It's a shame he took his hiatus from comedy for whatever reasons.




Wasn't it $50M and the biggest bag of coke ever that prompted the hiatus?




Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:26 AM (jjaLl)

140 I have to to the conclusion that if Silence of the Lambs were made today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (B+qrE)

141 you can get anything thing you want at malice's restaurant.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 01:13 PM (4lrrm)

=====


Perfect! 

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (MIKMs)

142 Coincidentally, I watched both these specials just last night on Netflix. Hysterical. I guess there's just only certain kinds of "edgy" that count.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (6GTWP)

143 I've grown too much.

Posted by: Schadenboner at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (vtcmf)

144 The "what if" scenario that the origins of these various non-binary labels and classification was really a kabal of shitposting trolls that congregate regularly to review and laugh at how the insane their memes are taken seriously. "We've got them to believe in spirit animals - what next" "Let's add more letters to LGBTQA"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (fFfWq)

145

If you think about the long term, you don't do stupid shit.

And if your ideology is based on the right to do stupid shit well....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (eSx+E)

146 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (jjaLl) It was a 50 million offer he turned down.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (9KUj4)

147 I am the walrus Koo koo kachoo

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (kTF2Z)

148 "creator of the #OscarsSoWhite" hashtag outrage. Xhe's kind of a big deal.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (qUNWi)

149 Chapelle is no conservative, that's for sure, but just a bit of common sense and these people flip out.

Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m)



Chapelle's bits on SNL about the election and how liberals reacted were hilarious.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 31, 2017 08:27 AM (3JA/M)

150 139 >>>Chapelle is great. It's a shame he took his hiatus from comedy for whatever reasons. Wasn't it $50M and the biggest bag of coke ever that prompted the hiatus? Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (jjaLl) ================== Did you ever see the leaked Season 3 stuff for Chapelle's Show? Ever single skit was about the money, or had it as a support mechanism. He didn't know how to deal with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (mC1ZI)

151 Can we simply acknowledge a distinction between fundamental biology and how someone feels? Maybe you feel like a kangaroo. Fine. That's your business. You, however, are not furry, do not have giant feet, rabbit like ears, and the females of your species do not have pouches. Presumably, you may be able to obtain elective surgeries to make these characteristics possible. Perhaps someday, someone will invent a method that alters DNA and allows you to transform on a molecular level into a kangaroo. Until that time comes, at best, you will look like a mutilated person trying to be something that you are not. Again, that's your business if you want to do it but I cannot reasonably be expected to figure out that your Piccaso-surgery is supposed to have made you into kangaroo in the split second I have to say, "Hey dude, look out for that bus that is about to hit you".

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (Mq0tM)

152 Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people. -------------------------------- Wow. Seven whole people murdered! Tragic, to be sure. But that's akin to a slow weekend in Chicago. Oh, the humanity! That's the thing: demanding that the population change a fundamental way of life for a fractional minority ... oh, right. Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (OKpiK) How many weirdos every year die hanging by a belt, with their limp anthonies in their cold dead fingers? Probably hundreds. Why don't they get no love? What color ribbon do they have?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (TOk1P)

153 I read that as "Dark Sugartits" and an old Stones song popped into my head...just the melody, though, I can't remember the words.... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 01:23 PM (jjaLl) See, see how I'm helpful, not like all of you think!

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (mf5HN)

154 Posted by: shibumi


I don't think, in the case of trans, that it has anything to do with "wrong" or "right." That horse left the barn eons ago. It's about their arousal. You participate because if you don't it harshes their arousal.



It's a lot of trouble to fake being female to get off and then some rational person refers to you as your real sex. All the makeup, surgery, hormones, size 16 pink stilettos, etc were a waste. It's enough to make a guy cry, you meanie.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (Mc+44)

155 "Google is COEXISTing again. some dumb white bint from Stamford, Connecticut did a doody, I mean doodle called "a peaceful future" and Google is showcasing it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo"

There are more dark skinned people in that Google Doodle  than there are in their entire Silicon Valley technical staff.

Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (1BQGO)

156 I have to to the conclusion that if Silence of the Lambs were made today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake.
***
It is sad how many movies, books, etc...could no longer be made today.

Consider that the next time some liberal says they just want to be "free".

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (eSx+E)

157

Wait.
Stop the music.
Time out.
If pronouns belong to the person being addressed, then now hear this:
I DO NOT IDENTIFY AS "CIS".
I DO NOT CHOOSE THAT REFERENCE OR DEFINITION FOR MYSELF.
SO STOP FUCKING USING IT ON ME.
AND STOP EXPECTING ME TO USE IT ON MYSELF.

 

(sorry for yelling, but I've been mad for a few years now at being redefined against my will)

Posted by: barbarausa at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (Elk67)

158 "The sad part is they're convinced that having life-changing surgery will make them happier and it doesn't. I don't know the exact number but some do end up committing suicide." Think it was Ben Shapiro who told me that the suicide rates for trannies who havesurgery is the same for those who don't. Sad. Unbelievable that, pre-PC, it was a mental illness, and now it's that someone ACTUALLY, LITERALLY is trapped in a body of the wrong gender. The Emperor has no vagina!

Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 08:28 AM (bcDxW)

159 149 Chapelle is no conservative, that's for sure, but just a bit of common sense and these people flip out. Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 12:58 PM (A17+m) Chapelle's bits on SNL about the election and how liberals reacted were hilarious. Posted by: redbanzai at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (3JA/M) ================= I'd be surprised if he didn't have a good mother who managed to instill common sense at an early age.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (mC1ZI)

160 Chapelle had better be careful not to venture too far off the Dem plantation. 

Hell hath no fury etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (PY9jH)

161 the hittites had genders for inanimate and animate, iirc. if it's passed out, it is identifying as inanimate.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (Cc/b5)

162 When in doubt (and with apologies to Persis Khambatta):   V-ger.

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

163 adamhousley 31/03/17 01:11 Congressional investigators know the name of at least one person who was unmasking names...and they know who

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (y3aQB)

164 Speaking of liberal lunacy anyone see the touchy feely stupidity on Google's home page?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (493sH)

165 72 Meh, Chappelle hasn't been funny since Belushi and Aykroyd were on.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc)

++++

Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap.

Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny.  I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (R+30W)

166 For .3 percent of the population, they sure make a lot of noise. That's "point three", not "three".

Posted by: tu3031 at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (qJhUV)

167 Repeat after me: "I don't give a shit what you think." Posted by: User name cannot be blank THREADWINNER!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (4Utw1)

168 Btw he lives relatively close by and I'm probably the only person in town who doesn't have a "ran into Dave Chapelle" story. Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 01:03 PM (BDZWU) I'm sure you've heard some. Do tell....

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (6GTWP)

169 "Google is COEXISTing again. some dumb white bint from Stamford, Connecticut did a doody, I mean doodle called "a peaceful future" and Google is showcasing it. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo" There are more dark skinned people in that Google Doodle than there are in their entire Silicon Valley technical staff. Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (1BQGO) I guess you did

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:29 AM (493sH)

170 Chappelle's Netflix thing got 100% from critics on rottentomatoes

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (SIY7D)

171 until forced otherwise my preferred replacement pronoun for the mentally-ill is 'asshole:' He moseys over and unassumingly asks, "Is asshole okay?"

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (RKQ/v)

172 basic courtesy and shows respect This is indeed truth!

Posted by: the leftist tard that calls everyone who dares to disagree with them a nazi at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (326rv)

173 adamhousley 31/03/17 13:13 I will also note...my sources are "not Trump people" They are "just frustrated with the politicalization of our intelligence agencies" adamhousley 31/03/17 13:12 Our sources: "It had everything to do with hurting and embarrassing Trump and his team"

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (y3aQB)

174 Chapelle was in my town a few weeks ago having dinner at a local Cuban place with one of the guys on "Walking Dead."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (PY9jH)

175 >>The sad part is they're convinced that having life-changing surgery will make them happier and it doesn't. I don't know the exact number but some do end up committing suicide.



Over 40% suicide rate among transgenders.
Not only are they unhappy, but a lot of them live risky lives that include drug use and prostitution. There's definitely a need to address this, but I don;t think the solution is normalizing and in effect, increasing the transgender population. ANd I really don;t think putting transgenders in the military is a good idea given the suicide rate. See: Bradley Manning.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (NOIQH)

176 I identify as a Nigerian prince. My pronouns are "Your Majesty" and "His Majesty."

Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 31, 2017 08:30 AM (bcDxW)

177 Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.
--------------------------------
Wow. Seven whole people murdered! Tragic, to be sure. But that's akin to a slow weekend in Chicago.
--

Slow weekend in Chicago?

From what I hear (and I'm near Detroit, formerly known as Murder City) only seven dead is a EXCELLENT weekend in Sh*tcago.

Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 08:31 AM (FkAXz)

178 The Left is kind of stuck,if a male can truly be female than surely a white person can truly be black.Hence,they have to take Shaun King and Rachael Dolezal seriously.I myself was born a poor black child...

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:31 AM (r/0kC)

179 Did he meet her in a club down in North SoHo? Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH) Believe it or not, this was in SC back in the day. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 01:25 PM (PY9jH) Ray Davies: I don't think that will rhyme

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:31 AM (493sH)

180 Did he meet her in a club down in North SoHo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)



Thanks OK, I knew what you meant.....

Posted by: Ray Davies at March 31, 2017 08:31 AM (jjaLl)

181 151 Can we simply acknowledge a distinction between fundamental biology and how someone feels? Maybe you feel like a kangaroo. Fine. That's your business. You, however, are not furry, do not have giant feet, rabbit like ears, and the females of your species do not have pouches. Presumably, you may be able to obtain elective surgeries to make these characteristics possible. Perhaps someday, someone will invent a method that alters DNA and allows you to transform on a molecular level into a kangaroo. Until that time comes, at best, you will look like a mutilated person trying to be something that you are not. Again, that's your business if you want to do it but I cannot reasonably be expected to figure out that your Piccaso-surgery is supposed to have made you into kangaroo in the split second I have to say, "Hey dude, look out for that bus that is about to hit you". Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (Mq0tM) ================= I simply just don't understand what they actually want. They want to parade around in clothes usually worn by another gender? Okay...that hasn't been terribly controversial in a few decades. They want to cut off their junk? Okay...that's not a terribly healthy thing to do, but there's nothing illegal about it. You want me to call you ma'am even though you still have some junk? Maybe...if you ask me politely. You want Facebook to put out a thousand new genders for you to chose from? Talk about some petty shit. Outside of "control", I just don't get it. What do you people want?!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:31 AM (mC1ZI)

182 Ah, a peaceful future.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at March 31, 2017 08:31 AM (vtcmf)

183 Cis people got no reason to liiiiive. Posted by: Randy Newmyn ---- Except to provide the next generation of humans for gays to adopt.

Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 08:32 AM (4DpAT)

184 156 I have to to the conclusion that if Silence of the Lambs were made today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake. *** It is sad how many movies, books, etc...could no longer be made today. Consider that the next time some liberal says they just want to be "free". Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 01:28 PM (eSx+E) ================= Quick, someone remake Blazzing Saddles, joke for joke just like that Psycho remake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:32 AM (mC1ZI)

185 Chappelle grew up middle class outside DC, IIRC

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 08:32 AM (SIY7D)

186 Outside of "control", I just don't get it. What do you people want?!?! To kill daddy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2017 08:32 AM (X6fMO)

187 100 My simple explanation: These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong. But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away. So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life. ---------------------------- That's all it is and that's all it ever has been. One doesn't seek approval from strangers for actions they know are normal, good, righteous, etc.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (vg8iE)

188 For .3 percent of the population, they sure make a lot of noise. That's "point three", not "three". Posted by: tu3031 ______ It's not even really them, it's mainly just people that enjoy trying to take scalps and virtue signal. Sort of like white liberals are the least colorblind people on the planet and are the ones that constantly stir up agitation among races

Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (A17+m)

189 Slow weekend in Chicago? From what I hear (and I'm near Detroit, formerly known as Murder City) only seven dead is a EXCELLENT weekend in Sh*tcago. Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (FkAXz) 7 were killed in the last 24 hours within a 4 block radius.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (493sH)

190 Meh, Chappelle hasn't been funny since Belushi and Aykroyd were on. Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 01:15 PM (wPiJc) ++++ Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap. Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (R+30W) This is Muldoon. Consider the possibility this is a joke (psst. it is).

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (TOk1P)

191 >>140 I have to to the conclusion that if Silence of the Lambs were made today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (B+qrE)

And if Slingblade was made today, Karl wouldn't have been able to state simply that Vaughn was "not funny haha, [but] funny queer."

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (Bdeb0)

192 161 the hittites had genders for inanimate and animate, iirc. if it's passed out, it is identifying as inanimate. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (Cc/b5) I can see that leading to some highly unfortunate, though occasionally hilarious, consequences.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (RD7QR)

193 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 01:29 PM (R+30W) I think he was being sarcastic .

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (9KUj4)

194 I rate this post 4 Problematics. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI) --------- Quite right. Excruciatingly problematic, indeed.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 08:33 AM (xeeHA)

195 Chappelle couldn't handle success.Just when his career was blowing up and the huge money was coming he dropped out.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:34 AM (r/0kC)

196 Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap. ***** Geez, Louise. Loosen up your knickers. It's an old gag about SNL. I wasn't bashing Chapelle. And even if I was, don't make me join your cult of personality. Humor is not objective.

Posted by: [/b][/i][/s]Muldoon at March 31, 2017 08:34 AM (wPiJc)

197 Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap. Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MAKING FUN OF MORONS WHO COMPLAIN IN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE POST ABOUT SNL NOT BEING FUNNY SINCE BELUSHI AND ACKROID WERE ON THE SHOW. AND YES, HE KNOWS CHAPPELLE WAS ONLY A GUEST STAR.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER[/i][/b] at March 31, 2017 08:34 AM (GgzGa)

198 195 I rate this post 4 Problematics. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI) --------- Quite right. Excruciatingly problematic, indeed. Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (xeeHA) ================ Shall we report this Ace person to the proper authorities, comrade?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:34 AM (mC1ZI)

199 Trannies get murdered because A. They hang out with other people with paraphilias, and B. They aren't what they are dressed like. I'd freak if I thought I had been making out with a man and it turned out to be a woman.


Mostly though, the trans ie, autogynaphiliacs have a paraphilia (extreme fetish) and those with paraphilias tend to (65%) have a second paraphilia or more. So if you're hanging with trans, chances are he's got other issues. So their dying either by their own hand or being murdered has more to do with being messed up than people not being "nice" and using the right pronouns.


Ben Shapiro, who I don't like, actually has a talk on youtube with cites and stats about how using the wrong pronoun and "niceness"  has zip to do with the suicide/murder rate of trans. 

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 08:35 AM (Mc+44)

200 By the way, from reading the various nerd culture/videogame blogs, it's easy to come to the conclusion that the writing staffs of these places are populated by two types of people:

1. Men (or "men," really)
2. Transgender women

There almost never seem to be any actual women writing at these sites anymore.

Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2017 08:35 AM (Cw3TC)

201 >>Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.


What they never mention is that this is likely due to their chosen lifestyle, such as drugs and prostitution. You engage in risky behavior that puts you in the path of violent, lawless people, then you're more likely to be on the receiving end of violence.

Kinda like how the Left always glosses over the fact that the majority of :kids" in their "kids killed m=by guns" stats are gang members and/or victims of gang violence.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:35 AM (NOIQH)

202 SERPENTINE, DAVE! Every day I just look up and ask, "When does the Apocalypse quit coasting, downshift, punch it, and really start to move?"

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2017 08:35 AM (FtrY1)

203

 

Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people.

 

 

 

Prostitution is a dangerous racket

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 08:35 AM (lKyWE)

204 Flint always edged out Detroit per capita. It was just in the aggregate that the Motor City really shined. (Grew up in lily white Gratiot and 8 1/2 mile; eminem was Roseville [11 mile] trailer trash, not ghetto)

Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 08:35 AM (OKpiK)

205 It was a 50 million offer he turned down.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (9KUj4)



Ah, I was just shootin' it out the pooper, I don't know squat.....  damn, if he turned that down, why the hell did he go off the grid for all that time?

Posted by: Ray Davies at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (jjaLl)

206 7 were killed in the last 24 hours within a 4 block radius. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 01:33 PM (493sH) Dear heavens. You know, it's kind of impressive, in a jaw dropping how can you be so awful way, that Chicago manages to have at one and the same time the murder rate of Chicago and the utter lack of care for basic civil liberties shown by the Chicago PD. I mean, that's just really trying to be awful in all the ways.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (mf5HN)

207

steevy, maybe what he didn't want to handle was the conformity that would be attempted to be enforced with success?

he's liberal, but not insane.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (Elk67)

208 I want to hear the BEN ROTHLISBERGER explanation

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (gbWkA)

209 They are incapable of comprehending long term consequences. People who comprehend long term consequences don't need abortion, welfare, college debt excused, etc., etc. Posted by: RKae at March 31, 2017 01:26 PM (4DpAT) Yup. I'll go further. The foundation of their belief is that it is a fundamental right to be exempt from negative consequences of any kind. Failed your test, take it again and again until you pass. You never pass? The test is racist. You're fat/ on drugs/ lazy/ unable to function as a productive, ration person? You are a victim. It is not your fault...

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (Mq0tM)

210 202 >>Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people. What they never mention is that this is likely due to their chosen lifestyle, such as drugs and prostitution. You engage in risky behavior that puts you in the path of violent, lawless people, then you're more likely to be on the receiving end of violence. Kinda like how the Left always glosses over the fact that the majority of :kids" in their "kids killed m=by guns" stats are gang members and/or victims of gang violence. Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH) ================ It's almost like there's more necessary information about those murders to figure out if it fits into a certain narrative or not. Um...I'm sure that extra information will be along shortly... Any time now. I'm waiting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (mC1ZI)

211 I read an interview with Chapelle quite a while ago.  He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing.  It bothered him.

He walked away from $50 mil.  That's what I recall.  Anyhow, I'm glad he's back. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (PY9jH)

212 "Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people."

How many of these victims were working in street prostitution?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (noWW6)

213 Maybe April should just stick with Amy Schumer... Now theirs comedy!... I don't mean that in a good way...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (O2RFr)

214 I'm rewatching his stand-up again in the background. He mentions the time he went to the Oscars during the #oscarssowhite episode. Trashed them and the black media making such a big issue of him not boycotting. Very funny - but means that April is taking issue with him not conforming to her made-up movement, but using his transphobic jokes as a cover.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 08:36 AM (fFfWq)

215 Chappelle was born in 73; Belushi died in 82. As far as I can tell, they never worked together during that 9 years of overlap. Maybe you are thinking of someone else? Chappelle has always been pretty funny. I recently watched his two specials that were just released, and they were both fun. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MAKING FUN OF MORONS WHO COMPLAIN IN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE POST ABOUT SNL NOT BEING FUNNY SINCE BELUSHI AND ACKROID WERE ON THE SHOW. AND YES, HE KNOWS CHAPPELLE WAS ONLY A GUEST STAR. Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (GgzGa) IT'S FUNNY CUZ BEN IS ACTUALLY EXPLAINING A JOKE THAT SOME PEOPLE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET.

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (TOk1P)

216 theirs=there's

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (O2RFr)

217 You'll notice how she doesn't complain about Chappelle's racism -- because it's the kind of racism she likes.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (KxmPO)

218 Moron horde bleg -- ace had riff that involved stealing a dead rabbi's line about adding "... and the German National Football Team" when somebody assigned the Jews blame for a nation's woes. The Jews are ruining the economy. Rabbi: The Jews and the German National Football Team are ruining the economy" Why the Football Team? Rabbi: Why the Jews? --- That bit of rhetoric is vastly useful across a lot of intersectionalities. A: The cis-normative are ... B: The cis-normative and the left-handed ... A: Why the .. B: Why the ... and so forth ... For the life of me, I cannot find the name of the Rabbi whose work ace stole in what can only be considered a hate crime. Does anybody remember this? oh, and Chapelle's "Black Bush" remains the single funniest bit of political commentary since Mark Russell stopped doing his song-specials.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (om8sC)

219 You must respect my rich, internal, fantasy life by not making fun of me. You brute.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (hLRSq)

220 90 How do you handle extra genders in other languages, extra endings? Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 01:18 PM (zZb/S) --------------------------------- Have you ever seen the term "latinx" ? Since Spanish requires a gendered ending, the lunatics resort to an algebraic variable. (Actually, "latino" can refer to unknown/undifferentiated sex or to specifically male sex, rather like the English word "man." which can mean either human being or adult male. But we know the loonies have a horror of the generic use of "man.") The hilarious thing about this is that no one I've met knows how to pronounce "latinx." In the same way, how many people who applaud and try to force the pronoun nonsense know how to pronounce "xer" or "xhis" ?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (hCoZK)

221 212 Of course he could have just stopped being funny when that happened,like Chris Rock.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:37 AM (r/0kC)

222 Posted by: Ray Davies at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (jjaLl) He had a stress breakdown and went to find his roots.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:38 AM (9KUj4)

223 215 I'm rewatching his stand-up again in the background. He mentions the time he went to the Oscars during the #oscarssowhite episode. Trashed them and the black media making such a big issue of him not boycotting. Very funny - but means that April is taking issue with him not conforming to her made-up movement, but using his transphobic jokes as a cover. Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (fFfWq) ================ That's worth at least one more Problematic. Probably two.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:38 AM (mC1ZI)

224 noticed all the white people in the audience laughing

Isn't that the objective, Dave?

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at March 31, 2017 08:38 AM (vtcmf)

225 I guess this kind of ruins some movies like "Sleepaway Camp" where the creepy killer who everyone thought was a girl. turns out to be a- girl.* *With a penis.

Posted by: natuaralfake at March 31, 2017 08:39 AM (NyJwR)

226 Seriously,comedy is about laughing about yourself.Italian comics make people laugh about Italians.Jewish comics make people laugh at Jews et etc.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:39 AM (r/0kC)

227 How many of these victims were working in street prostitution? Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 01:36 PM (noWW6) Nonsense. Trannies don't walk the streets. They put ads on Craigslist, where it's totally safe.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 08:39 AM (TOk1P)

228 212 I read an interview with Chapelle quite a while ago. He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered him. As a comedian you think he would have been more bothered if they didn't laugh.. but that's just me...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 08:39 AM (O2RFr)

229 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. Silly me, I thought they belonged to the English language. Shows how much I know.

Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 08:39 AM (zoehZ)

230 I am a trans-genius.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at March 31, 2017 08:39 AM (vRcUp)

231 "I don't give a shit what you think." Posted by: User name cannot be blank at March 31, 2017 01:12 PM (CEU4j) It totally ruins the joke when you tell me to repeat after you, jerkface.

Posted by: Amy Schumer[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:40 AM (yL25O)

232 Shall we report this Ace person to the proper authorities, comrade? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:34 PM (mC1ZI) ------------- He shall be first against the wall.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 08:41 AM (xeeHA)

233 Yes, how dare "cis-gender" people center themselves in our transgender delusions. Obviously, they should center us! It's all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

Posted by: Self-deluded "trans" person at March 31, 2017 08:41 AM (riF5p)

234 229 212 I read an interview with Chapelle quite a while ago. He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered him. As a comedian you think he would have been more bothered if they didn't laugh.. but that's just me... Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (O2RFr) ================= I think it had something to do with minstrel shows in his mind. Honestly, I can understand it while wishing that he'd help society get past that instead of letting it trip up his entire career.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:41 AM (mC1ZI)

235 "Pull OVAH!!!" It wasn't a siren.

Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 08:41 AM (OKpiK)

236 That chick's twitter bio shows clearly that racial identity is the one and only focus of her life. Now, it seems, she's branching out. Good for her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 08:41 AM (nAp1e)

237 They belong to the person you're addressing. The name is Lord Sir x

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 08:41 AM (nFwvY)

238 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. Since this person was addressing Chappelle I guess the pronouns now belong to him.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 08:42 AM (hLRSq)

239 Cis people got no reason to liiiiive. Posted by: Randy Newmyn at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (QM5S2) ==== That right there is funny.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 08:42 AM (fLMbU)

240 You know what is funny? The Andy Griffith show re-runs. I watched this episode today. One of the gals (can I say gal?) who played one of Muds Women on StarTrek played a "sexy" con artist who Barney and Andy hold in their cell waiting for the state boys to pick up. She is slyly seducing Andy and Barney is a boob as usual. but, in the end, Andy doesnt fall for her. And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock. not that is funny and the gal knew how to be a sexy female in a tight skirt and knew how to walk in high heels. better than effing chapelle crud.

Posted by: havildar-major at March 31, 2017 08:42 AM (jpW6t)

241 237 That chick's twitter bio shows clearly that racial identity is the one and only focus of her life. Now, it seems, she's branching out. Good for her. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (nAp1e) ================= I swear... People who's sole interest is race/gender...is there nothing else in the world that interests you? Like...model planes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:42 AM (mC1ZI)

242 How does the complainer know whether the "man in a dress" thought of himself as a "dude in a dress" (transvestite) or thought of "herself" as a "trans in a dress" (transgender)? Furthermore, how is anyone supposed to know?

Posted by: OCBill at March 31, 2017 08:42 AM (df+Zi)

243 "Yes, how dare "cis-gender" people center themselves in our transgender delusions.

Obviously, they should center us!

It's all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!"

Um, what do they think they did to regular people, by redefining them as "cis", i.e. not trans, or having no existence except their relation to the phenom of being trans

Posted by: barbarausa at March 31, 2017 08:43 AM (Elk67)

244 238 They belong to the person you're addressing. The name is Lord Sir x Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 01:41 PM (nFwvY) =============== I like to be addressed by my full title: Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:43 AM (mC1ZI)

245 212 I read an interview with Chapelle quite a while ago. He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered him. ----------------------- First I've heard of a comedian who was bothered by his paying audience laughing at his performance.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:43 AM (vg8iE)

246 I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at March 31, 2017 08:43 AM (1wofY)

247 "If you like your pronoun, you can keep your pronoun"



Just another one of TFG's LIES!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:43 AM (jjaLl)

248 in a tight skirt and knew how to walk in high heels. better than effing chapelle crud. Posted by: havildar-major at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (jpW6t) That's true. Chappelle can't pull off the tight skirt/high heel look.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 08:44 AM (TOk1P)

249 An atheist, a vegan, and a gender fluid walk into a bar. Do you know how I know???? Because they frickin told everybody in the bar the first minute they were there.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 08:44 AM (8XRCm)

250 Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people. - For fun, now let's discuss the race of the murderers of those seven dudes.

Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:44 AM (/f1mm)

251 250 An atheist, a vegan, and a gender fluid walk into a bar. Do you know how I know???? Because they frickin told everybody in the bar the first minute they were there. Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm) ================= "Do you do Crossfit? You gotta try it, bro. It's done great things for my glutes." -Guy already in the bar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:45 AM (mC1ZI)

252 We discussed this post during our lunch / conscience-raising hour, and unanimously up-twinkled that it was racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, bigoted, cowardly, un-American, intolerant, transphobic, ignorant, misogynist, climate denying, bullying, prejudiced and probably cannibalistic.

Posted by: The Womyn's Healthy Living Co-operative of Brattleboro, VT[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:45 AM (DMUuz)

253 I remain confused. What is a 'trans girl'? Which bathroom does it use?...not that that means anything, I don't think. Or, maybe it does.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 08:45 AM (ZO497)

254 I have to to the conclusion that if Silence of the Lambs were made today, Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins would be burned at the stake. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) They could not make "Dressed to Kill" today.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 08:45 AM (mTuaB)

255 miss or mrs or whatever, my name is none of your business. You may kindly quit this place. Go somewhere else and quit bothering humans.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2017 08:45 AM (zLDYs)

256 Just be glad I don't change it to Lord Sir Grabapussy

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 08:46 AM (nFwvY)

257 I read an interview with Chapelle quite a while ago. He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered him. ----------------------- First I've heard of a comedian who was bothered by his paying audience laughing at his performance. Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (vg8iE) That's not a problem at my shows. They're 100% laugh-free.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 08:46 AM (NyJwR)

258 How about the fact that as a regular man or woman we now get called CIS? Fork that ship!. Why do you get to label my normalcy simply because you know your abnormality must have a name and thus it's less weird if normal people have a new term also.

Posted by: Rory at March 31, 2017 08:46 AM (Dgb2H)

259 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing Aha. Well, for one, enjoy your own personal language. Maybe you guys can just co-opt Esperanto. At least that one has a head start on adoption. Can we also please please start the movement to choose our own articles? "The", "and" and "a" do not express who I feel that I am when used in reference to xe. So when you say, please meet TexasDan, ze is "a" xenobiologist, you are making assumptions about my article identity. Also, my articles are expressed in an unwritten alphabet and cannot be vocalized by the human layrnx. You'll have to get a special operation and electroshocks to say them.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (yL25O)

260 >>> My simple explanation: These 'trans' and 'gay' and whatever people are messed up, and know they are engaging in behavior that is simply wrong. But.. if everyone plays along with their game and pretends that they're normal, their sins are washed away. So we MUST play their game, so that they are able to feel good about their deviant way of life. ---------------------------- I'll go so far as not to make a distinction and call it right or wrong. For whatever reason, you feel like something different and make the choice that pursing that difference is more important to you than anything else. Fine. I'm all for that. Do what you want. Your choice to be different, in whatever way, does not make it incumbent on me to agree with you. Maybe you like caviar. I don't like caviar. What makes your opinions, tastes, preferences, beliefs, or even deeply held personal "truth" more valid than mine? Just because you like caviar does not give you any right to force me to eat it.

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (Mq0tM)

261 "Do you do Crossfit? You gotta try it, bro. It's done great things for my glutes." -Guy already in the bar -------------------------- I've only known three people who were all "Crossfit is my life." They were "overweight" girls....but they were doing Crossfit all the time. uh huh

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (vg8iE)

262 and the colored girls go "doot, da-da,doot, do da-do, doota da doot dadoot

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (qSbN6)

263 "Using the correct pronouns isn't meant to validate someone's whimsical sense of self" ____________________ Yeah, I call bullshit on that. That's exactly what it is meant to do. That is also what laws requiring people to let trannies (or whatever) use any restroom they choose are also meant to do: to force us non-science-deniers to pretend that there is no such thing as biological gender. I decline. If that offends you, tough shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (riF5p)

264 They could not make "Dressed to Kill" today. Posted by: The Media Suxs at March 31, 2017 01:45 PM (mTuaB) Mrs. Bates: Norman better not bring any of those floozies to my motel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (493sH)

265 I never really watched much of SNL as a teen. I was always watching Mad TV instead. In my opinion the skits were funnier and way edgier then anything SNL did. I recently was in a YouTube binge of old Mad TV skits and none of them would ever make it on the air these days. The Steven Seagul skits were some of my favorites.

Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (BDZWU)

266 Grossest episodes of Howard Stern was when they had a contest to get someone to screw the show's resident wackpacker Post op transgender, Siobhan. It was abuse of a mentally damaged person in my opinion.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (9KUj4)

267 Seven transgender women have been killed so far this year, putting 2017 on track to be the deadliest year on record for trans people. - For fun, now let's discuss the race of the murderers of those seven dudes. Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 01:44 PM (/f1mm) Where I live, the police put out crime stats for the quarter/year, and they put together these fancy charts and graphs. There will be lines like: 2016: Armed Robbery - 0; 2017: Armed Robbery - 1. The graph shows a 100% increase in armed robberies. Oh no! It's a crime spreeeeeeeee!!! Umm, yeah, don't be dumb. Some sums add up to nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 08:47 AM (TOk1P)

268 I watched the first of the two specials last night, it was hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at March 31, 2017 08:48 AM (Uy8SG)

269 >>He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered him.

Play the Georgia Minstrel, expect the laughter.


Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 08:48 AM (Bdeb0)

270 When I wrote The Culture of Narcissism over 25 years ago, I knew things were going downhill. But, holy carp! Even I couldn't have imagined we'd go this crazy.

Posted by: Christopher Lasch at March 31, 2017 08:48 AM (hCoZK)

271 258 I read an interview with Chapelle quite a while ago. He had a "moment" on stage where he was mocking his fellow black folks and noticed all the white people in the audience laughing. It bothered him. ----------------------- First I've heard of a comedian who was bothered by his paying audience laughing at his performance. Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 01:43 PM (vg8iE) That's not a problem at my shows. They're 100% laugh-free. ---------------------------------- Even when using stolen jokes proven to get laughs.

Posted by: Amy Schumer's Joke Writer at March 31, 2017 08:48 AM (fFfWq)

272 Chris Rock did a bit about how black people should and should not behave in front of the police. Funny.

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 08:48 AM (gbWkA)

273 How about the fact that as a regular man or woman we now get called CIS? Fork that ship!. Why do you get to label my normalcy simply because you know your abnormality must have a name and thus it's less weird if normal people have a new term also.

Posted by: Rory at March 31, 2017 01:46 PM (Dgb2H)



Damn right! They get to name me "cis"?  Then I get to name them "asshole"...


Problem solved!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:48 AM (jjaLl)

274 So, this whole gender thing is predicated on the idea on gender no equaling sex, right? When a trans person fills out of a form that says: Gender M/F they probably freak out, right? What if the form says: Sex M/F?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:49 AM (mC1ZI)

275 I am a black man... er woman! -"Rocky" Dolezal

Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 08:49 AM (OKpiK)

276 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing.

What if I don't like them? Is it permissable to utilize antinouns?

Posted by: Duncanthrax[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:49 AM (DMUuz)

277 When Wayne Brady needs to choke a bitch, he doesn't check the equipment.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 31, 2017 08:49 AM (M5NPS)

278 >>Chris Rock did a bit about how black people should and should not behave in front of the police. Funny. How not to get your ass kicked by the police. Very funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 08:50 AM (/tuJf)

279 What if the form says: Sex M/F? Change it to "Berries & Twig" or "Gash".

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 08:50 AM (4Utw1)

280 266 Mad TV with their various Al Jazeera skits,yeahthey would never get on the air.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 08:50 AM (r/0kC)

281 The obvious solution is to only use amateur nouns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 08:50 AM (4WhSY)

282 People need to chill the fuck out and grow a sense of humor.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 08:50 AM (0mRoj)

283 280 What if the form says: Sex M/F? Change it to "Berries & Twig" or "Gash". ------------------------- Or to "Sex: Y/N"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (vg8iE)

284 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. What if I don't like them? Is it permissable to utilize antinouns? Can we use amateurnouns?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (4Utw1)

285 283 People need to chill the fuck out and grow a sense of humor. Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj) =============== You just triggered me so hard... Where's my safe space?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (mC1ZI)

286 281 266 Mad TV with their various Al Jazeera skits,yeahthey would never get on the air. Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (r/0kC) === Welcome to the Price is Right Al Jazeera edition! Death to America!

Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (BDZWU)

287 "Description of (violent) offenders as reported by survivors: Black- 28% Hispanic- 22%" From 2015 LGBT "hate violence" report at Anti-Violence Project (avp dot org). That would be a fun conversation, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (/f1mm)

288 Im confused. When you say "trans girl".... do you mean a gender fluid biological female that identifies as a man.?? But I don think that's right to use "girl" to describe a girl that identifies as a boy. On the other hand... does "trans girl" mean a gender fluid biological boy that identifies as a girl. Bu then the trans really doesnt apply here because if you identify as a girl.... then just use the word "girl". But if yo do that... there is no gender special asterisk label that allows you to pronounce to the rest of world your special little condition and demand for sympathy. So.... I have a headache now.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (8XRCm)

289 "I miss Bruce...." Preach Chappelle

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 08:51 AM (fFfWq)

290
Unbelievable that, pre-PC, it was a mental illness, and now it's that someone ACTUALLY, LITERALLY is trapped in a body of the wrong gender.

The Emperor has no vagina!



Except how do they know? How would I know how a man feels?



Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (Mc+44)

291 Or to "Sex: Y/N" Or, "Not Since I Got Married"

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (4Utw1)

292 Just because you like caviar does not give you any right to force me to eat it.

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:47 PM (Mq0tM)




Or even to say how good it is...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (jjaLl)

293 Rosie O'Donnell wears underwear with dickholes

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (nFwvY)

294 You are a unique and specially important being. The universe began at your birth and will never end and never die...just like you. Your thought-patterns and gender-flux-status are highly specialized and completely original, far beyond the understanding of any human who has lived before or since. The universe pulses and pauses with your every text message. Your Tweets are medicinal. Your Instagram photos are enshrined in history. You are Snowflake: TheNonconformista Or a bugfuck crazy pathetic excuse for a person. One of those.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (fLMbU)

295 The obvious solution is to only use amateur nouns. Posted by: Blanco Basura --------- I use NounPro Ver3.11 Works great under Vista.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (ZO497)

296 KenTimmerman 31/03/17 13:57 Sean Spicer calls out Hillary staffer Evelyn Farkas for possible involvement in #LeakGate from WH podium. Lawyer up!

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 08:52 AM (y3aQB)

297 Chappelles audience was mostly black so that story is probably just a myth. His interviews say it was for his family and his mental health that he decided to walk away from the show.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (9KUj4)

298 Using the correct pronouns isn't meant to validate someone's whimsical sense of self Yeah no, that's exactly the intent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (LTHVh)

299 Put your frock on, Jean Marie Plait your hair, Felicity Paint your nails, little Sally Joy Put this wig on, little boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am, I get it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (493sH)

300 241 You know what is funny? The Andy Griffith show re-runs. I watched this episode today. One of the gals (can I say gal?) who played one of Muds Women on StarTrek played a "sexy" con artist who Barney and Andy hold in their cell waiting for the state boys to pick up. She is slyly seducing Andy and Barney is a boob as usual. but, in the end, Andy doesnt fall for her. And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock. not that is funny and the gal knew how to be a sexy female in a tight skirt and knew how to walk in high heels. better than effing chapelle crud. Posted by: havildar-major at March 31, 2017 01:42 PM (jpW6t) Update characters to present: Barney: beta minus male geek Andy: trans-eunuch Gal: empowered woman Aunt Bee: dinosaur

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (FtrY1)

301 "Description of (violent) offenders as reported by survivors: Black- 28% Hispanic- 22%" What do the non-survivors report?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (4Utw1)

302 Except how do they know? How would I know how a man feels? Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (Mc+44) Clumsily and inexpertly, or so I've been told

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (8nWyX)

303 Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (nFwvY) --- She so Big she wears Prescription underwear

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (y3aQB)

304 "Chris Rock did a bit about how black people should and should not behave in front of the police. Funny."

Many of the tongue in cheek rules presented in that skit are solid advice for anyone, of any ethnicity, during a police encounter.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 08:53 AM (noWW6)

305 291 Unbelievable that, pre-PC, it was a mental illness, and now it's that someone ACTUALLY, LITERALLY is trapped in a body of the wrong gender. The Emperor has no vagina! Except how do they know? How would I know how a man feels? Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM (Mc+44) Reach down my pants and you'll find out.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 08:54 AM (0mRoj)

306 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing.
-----
What if I don't like them? Is it permissable to utilize antinouns?

-----

Can we use amateurnouns?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM


Since the opposite of a proton is an electron, the opposite of a pronoun is an electnoun.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:54 AM (DMUuz)

307 This all started with hyphenated Americans. It ain't sexual. It's political.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 08:54 AM (fLMbU)

308 Pro Tip:  If it's "Trans" anything, just ignore it completely.




Unless it's a Trans Am. They were awesome.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 08:54 AM (jjaLl)

309 286 283 People need to chill the fuck out and grow a sense of humor. Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj) =============== You just triggered me so hard... Where's my safe space? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (mC1ZI) Right...down...here! *gestures lewdly*

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 08:55 AM (0mRoj)

310 These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. Silly me, I thought they belonged to the English language. Shows how much I know. Posted by: rickl at March 31, 2017 01:39 PM (zoehZ) Do these pronoun rules apply universally to all languages? How do you say "Xer" in... lets say, Arabic? A more technical question, in languages like Spanish, French, etc. were verbs are modified, dependent on the gender of a noun, how does this all work? Shall we begin a protest on behalf of dogs, which Spanish stubbornly refer to as masculine?

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 08:55 AM (Mq0tM)

311

 

 

Hollywood in a nutshell.A guy is passed out on the floor in his own vomit and they're worried about pronouns.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 08:55 AM (lKyWE)

312 Unless it's a Trans Am. They were awesome. Bitchin'!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2017 08:55 AM (LTHVh)

313 What do the non-survivors report? Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 01:53 PM (4Utw1) That's an interesting point. What formal checkmark/box do police and doctors assign on their reports?

Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (/f1mm)

314 >>Very funny - but means that April is taking issue with him not conforming to her made-up movement, but using his transphobic jokes as a cover.



Ah, now that makes sense.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (NOIQH)

315 280 What if the form says: Sex M/F? **** I had a chick go off on a minor rant re the gender question on the DDHQ exit survey while in NH for the primaries last year.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (nAp1e)

316 "I've only known three people who were all "Crossfit is my life." They were "overweight" girls....but they were doing Crossfit all the time. uh huh" Similarly, there are two dads with huge bellies at my son's baseball practices always talking loudly about their current training for triathlons.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (OD2ni)

317 I thought CIS were all robots?

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (zZb/S)

318 311 How do you say "Xer" in... lets say, Arabic? Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (Mq0tM) ================= "You'd be surprised at how little it comes up." -Saudi Arabia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (mC1ZI)

319 "Im confused."
=====

It's actually very simple:

A "trans" man = a woman
A "trans" woman = a man

You just have to realize the truth is the opposite of what is being asserted, much like how "social" justice has nothing to do with justice.

Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (Cw3TC)

320 So.... I have a headache now. Posted by: fixerupper ------- Thus, my 254. At the Womyn's March, there was a person waving a sign that said 'Trans Dykes'. WTFF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (ZO497)

321 A guy is passed out on the floor in his own vomit and they're worried about pronouns. Better than someone else's vomit!

Posted by: Hack Comedian at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (u0s1P)

322 I was ahead of my time with lyrics.

Posted by: Lou Reed at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (gbWkA)

323   I much prefer ignoring these trivial inanities.

  Real life is entertaining enough.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2017 08:56 AM (S/hVx)

324 People need to chill the fuck out and grow a sense of humor. ======= #wewillNotBeChilled

Posted by: TransWarmers at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (fLMbU)

325 feelin' extra type-deletey over this story.

Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (q177U)

326 Anyone who tells me they've "grown too much..."  immediately gets the ole "pull my finger" gag.


#PompousDouchBag

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (WLK0w)

327 316 280 What if the form says: Sex M/F? **** I had a chick go off on a minor rant re the gender question on the DDHQ exit survey while in NH for the primaries last year. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 01:56 PM (nAp1e) ================== "Well that person seems reasonable, and I am now more inclined to believe what they tell me to believe."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (mC1ZI)

328 There needs to be some ASCII representation of the Jersey Crotch-Grab. I gotcher pronouns, ritecheer!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (LTHVh)

329 >>241 The Andy Griffith show re-runs. I watched this episode today. One of the gals (can I say gal?) who played one of Muds Women on StarTrek played a "sexy" con artist who Barney and Andy hold in their cell waiting for the state boys to pick up. She is slyly seducing Andy and Barney is a boob as usual. but, in the end, Andy doesnt fall for her. And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock. --- Susan Oliver. rowr.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (5JlYa)

330 Got a Dick? You are He... or Him...

Not got a Dick... I'll either call you Her, or She.... or fucking insane.... Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 01:21 PM


To paraphrase Andrew Dice Clay, you either have dick, or you do not have dick....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (p+Wdc)

331 How would I know how a man feels?
Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 01:52 PM


BTDT. Trust me, it's better this way.

Posted by: Caitlyn[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (DMUuz)

332 I am so sick of trans shit.  What is the % of these sick people in the population.  Someone said there were only 600 some in all of PA.


Let's figure out a cost benefit analysis on these fuckers.

Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2017 08:57 AM (S0Cig)

333 A more technical question, in languages like Spanish, French, etc. were verbs are modified, dependent on the gender of a noun, how does this all work? Shall we begin a protest on behalf of dogs, which Spanish stubbornly refer to as masculine? Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (Mq0tM) Every noun has a gender, and there is no sense or system in the distribution; so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart. There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like a memorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl.

Posted by: Mark Twain at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (8nWyX)

334 Unless it's a Trans Am. They were awesome. Bitchin'! **** I follow a few car tweeps, one of which is Mecum. It never fails that when I view their lots full of exquisite, exotic cars, it's the 70's/80's Trans Ams I like the best. I'm such white trash.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (nAp1e)

335 Outside of "control", I just don't get it. What do you people want?!?! Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:31 PM (mC1ZI) You can't reason with people who are mentally ill. So don't expect a reasonable answer. Or reasonable behavior. All of this gender fluidity BS is simply mental illness that the left has decided makes for useful idiots for control. The Demand to cater to them started with the Demand that gays be treated as not only normal but bravely normal. To be copied and held up as victims long enslaved by heterosexual people. It wasn't enough that we were to simply leave them alone to congregate amongst themselves for relationships and do what they do in private, such as most heteros do. No, they had to be constantly on stage and portrayed as victims. No matter what heteros did to appease, it was never enough and so it became forbidden to ever disagree with the lifestyle, the homosexual act itself, and especially wth the indoctrination of children into believing homosexuality is not only normal but elevated above the typical human condition. And like addicts, the left needs more and more victims to prove their case and amass their power to coerce, define, and regulate.

Posted by: Jen at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (m8stq)

336 "They could not make "Dressed to Kill" today. Posted by: The Media Suxs" Nancy Allen looked good naked. Mmmm.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (OD2ni)

337

 

Pro Tip: If it's "Trans" anything, just ignore it completely.

 

 

Not a good idea to ignore your trans axle if  it's  making  funny noises

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (lKyWE)

338 Better than someone else's vomit! Somewhere, somebody is paying good money to do that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (LTHVh)

339 Remember back in the day when shit was funny??
      

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 08:58 AM (WLK0w)

340 340 Remember back in the day when shit was funny?? Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 01:58 PM (WLK0w) ============= "Nope." -Amy Schumer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 08:59 AM (mC1ZI)

341 "Remember back in the day when shit was funny??"
======

No.

Posted by: Milennials at March 31, 2017 08:59 AM (Cw3TC)

342 No, A "trans" male = a man A "trans" female = a woman There, I fixed it for you.

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 08:59 AM (gbWkA)

343 332 How would I know how a man feels? Posted by: dagny ===== You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much ...

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 08:59 AM (fLMbU)

344 Pro Tip: If it's "Trans" anything, just ignore it completely.

Ahem.

Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony[/i] at March 31, 2017 08:59 AM (DMUuz)

345 "And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock." Just wait until I get my hands on that two timing Barney.

Posted by: Thelma Lou at March 31, 2017 08:59 AM (OD2ni)

346 There needs to be some ASCII representation of the Jersey Crotch-Grab. I gotcher pronouns, ritecheer! Posted by: Grump ---------- It's a built-in function in NounPro Ver. 3.11 Use Alt+Shift+9, inserts the ASCII art. Cool!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 09:00 AM (ZO497)

347 WTF is going on with jury selection now? it's interesting that the court system here demands it. I always put 'other'. Does this mean that we can all just go nuts (ahem) on these forms?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 31, 2017 09:00 AM (326rv)

348 Oh yeaah. He shhhit in mmy pants too.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 31, 2017 09:00 AM (LTHVh)

349 Most of these sick fuckers are just homo's that want cover for being a homo.


Dress up in  dress and suck a dick, not a homo.  Where pants and suck a dick, homo

Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2017 09:00 AM (S0Cig)

350 Every noun has a gender, and there is no sense or system in the distribution; so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart. There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like a memorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl. **** In Italian, there are clues, such as ending in an 'i' or 'a' but even those rules aren't strict. It's so stinking bizarre, and the biggest challenge I've faced while attempting to learn the language.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 09:00 AM (nAp1e)

351 "No,
A "trans" male = a man
A "trans" female = a woman

There, I fixed it for you."

============

Nope, not in Reality, sugar.

Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2017 09:00 AM (Cw3TC)

352 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy...Gallagher.
 

**sigh**


Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2017 09:01 AM (WLK0w)

353 OT - Helpful hint from a friend of mine: If you try to type "Oh, jeez" on your iPhone, be careful because AutoCorrect will change it to "Oh, Jews," and holy crap that was close.

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 09:01 AM (7HtZB)

354 351 In Italian, there are clues, such as ending in an 'i' or 'a' but even those rules aren't strict. It's so stinking bizarre, and the biggest challenge I've faced while attempting to learn the language. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (nAp1e) ================ I think Italian is one language where the exceptions are really really rare. o = masculine singular i = masculine plural a = feminine singular e = feminine pluraly

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:01 AM (mC1ZI)

355 "An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious." - Ayatollah Khomeini Social Justice works the same way.

Posted by: V the K at March 31, 2017 09:01 AM (O7MnT)

356 "I follow a few car tweeps, one of which is Mecum. It never fails that when I view their lots full of exquisite, exotic cars, it's the 70's/80's Trans Ams I like the best. I'm such white trash."

Screaming hood chickens FTW!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 09:01 AM (noWW6)

357 Even in English, ships are often pronoun'd to be female, as are nations. I have one question, which is a question I ask all the time, of many things. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted by: Hack Comedian at March 31, 2017 09:02 AM (u0s1P)

358 And, barney gets locked in the cell while trying to help her "open her jewely box" which has a stuck lock." If that isn't an analogy for something or other, I don't know what is.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at March 31, 2017 09:02 AM (yL25O)

359 356 "An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious." - Ayatollah Khomeini Social Justice works the same way. Posted by: V the K at March 31, 2017 02:01 PM (O7MnT) ================= That's why SJW's love Islam so much! They love all the same jokes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:02 AM (mC1ZI)

360 If it floats your boat you can bonk a horse in a Tijuana side show, but don't ask me to hold the reins.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 31, 2017 09:02 AM (QtQaN)

361 At the Womyn's March, there was a person waving a sign that said 'Trans Dykes'. WTFF? ------ *blink* *blink*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 09:02 AM (8XRCm)

362 Or, A y-chromosome = male. No matter how much slicing and dicing you go through to mutilate you body.

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (gbWkA)

363 In Italian, there are clues, such as ending in an 'i' or 'a' but even those rules aren't strict. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM (nAp1e) No such luck in German. Spanish also has the 'o' or 'a' ending that helps a lot - it's actually a really easy language to learn - but it also has some oddities where e.g. 'potato' and 'pope' are the same word with different gender pronouns.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (8nWyX)

364 Dress up in dress and suck a dick, not a homo. Where pants and suck a dick, homo
Posted by: Sam at March 31, 2017 02:00 PM


What about chaps?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moron[/i] at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (DMUuz)

365 I'm seeing a pattern here that people named April are angry SJWs.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (fFfWq)

366 lumsily and inexpertly, or so I've been told



Don't forget "too fast"

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (Mc+44)

367 A "trans" male = a nut A "trans" female = another nut

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (nFwvY)

368 361 If it floats your boat you can bonk a horse in a Tijuana side show, but don't ask me to hold the reins. Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (QtQaN) ================ And people say that the Libertarian spirit is dead. "Jewish bakers should be forced to make Nazi cakes!" -Gary Johnson Ugh...nevermind...withdrawn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:03 AM (mC1ZI)

369 I'm seeing a pattern here that people named April are angry SJWs. i am *not*

Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 09:04 AM (u0s1P)

370 What if the form says: Sex M/F? Check both?

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2017 09:04 AM (zZb/S)

371 A "trans" male = a nut A "trans" female = another nut Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:03 PM (nFwvY) Which are the ones trying to get theirs lopped off?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 09:04 AM (493sH)

372 How does one "sign" all these various genders? Jerkoff motion with one hand. Point other hand at head and twirl (universal sign for "crazy").

Posted by: wooga at March 31, 2017 09:04 AM (3I7wr)

373 You just triggered me so hard...

Where's my safe space?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 01:51 PM (mC1ZI)

Right...down...here!

*gestures lewdly*

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM (0mRoj)




Reminds me of a joke of sorts from back in the Navy...we had just gone through some bullshit sexual harassment class and back in the barracks I imitated it by telling my roommates


"STOP!"  *holds out hand*

"Don't touch me there!"  *Points to groin*

*Jumps onto rack, rolls on back, pulls knees up, points to ass*


"Diddle me, HERE!"




I probably didn't write this good enough but trust me, it was hilarious....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 09:05 AM (jjaLl)

374 whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Posted by: Hack Comedian at March 31, 2017 02:02 PM (u0s1P) ------ Inanimate objects are often refered to she. "See new rifle? Aint she a beut.??" Animate objects of unkown gender are often refered to as "he". "Awwww see that raccoon. Aint he cute??" Dont ask me why.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 09:05 AM (8XRCm)

375 THE MITANNI: respect my gender pronouns! SUPPILULIUMA: *thinks* *shoots the Mitanni full of arrows* Looks like "inanimate".

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 09:05 AM (Cc/b5)

376 Which are the ones trying to get theirs lopped off? Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (493sH) Mounds, I think. Almond Joy is the other kind.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 09:05 AM (8nWyX)

377 So I guess you won't be keen on Saturdays either.

Posted by: Now forbidden punch lines at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (QtQaN)

378 You guys are putting the scare quotes in the wrong place.

a trans "woman" = a man
a trans "man" = a woman

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (R+30W)

379 >>I'm seeing a pattern here that people named April are angry SJWs. I am not a SJW. I'm just of this fucking camera.

Posted by: April the Giraffe at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (/tuJf)

380 I probably didn't write this good enough but trust me, it was hilarious.... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 02:05 PM (jjaLl) I guess you had to be there.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (0mRoj)

381 How does one "sign" all these various genders? Jerkoff motion with one hand. Point other hand at head and twirl (universal sign for "crazy"). Posted by: wooga at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (3I7wr) Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy: Works for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (493sH)

382 Still laughing at that cartoon on the ONT a few weeks ago where two obviously new college students are meeting for the first time, one a "guy" and the other a "girl". The "girl" says: "I identify as an immortal pan-sexual flying squirrel who lives in a worm-hole in space" (or words to that effect). And the "guy" smiles hugely and says: "Uhhhh, Hi! I'm mentally ill, too!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (zKIA2)

383 "Susan Oliver. rowr." She was Captain Pike's chick on Star Trek, correct? Rowr is right.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (OD2ni)

384 I'm seeing a pattern here that people named April are angry SJWs. i am *not* Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:04 PM (u0s1P) ------------------------------------ - MSM news reporter - defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality Nope, still stands

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (fFfWq)

385 My words do not belong to you whoever the fuck you are, get over yourself you little fragile snowflake.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (hMqvx)

386 What are a Trans Am's preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 09:06 AM (iMxBJ)

387 Inanimate objects are often refered to she. "See new rifle? Aint she a beut.??" Animate objects of unkown gender are often refered to as "he". "Awwww see that raccoon. Aint he cute??" Dont ask me why. Posted by: fixerupper Has to do with fondling. Gun - yes. You fondle the female. Raccoon - no.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:07 AM (4Utw1)

388 Most of these sick fuckers are just homo's that want cover for being a homo.




Actually no. Most (70%) are straight men. 30% are gay men with Gender Identity disorder.

The noisy ones who want in to the women's restrooms, etc? Straight men with paraphilias (fetishes). THAT is why it's not safe. If they were effeminate gay men, it wouldn't be a problem. But they aren't homosexuals, they are straight men who want sex with women while they pretend to be women.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 09:07 AM (Mc+44)

389 Is Obama still in Tahiti? Going Gaugin?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 09:07 AM (SIY7D)

390 385 - MSM news reporter - defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality Nope, still stands Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (fFfWq) ================== Star of adult films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:07 AM (mC1ZI)

391 OT-OMG: http://tinyurl.com/m5u2o9u Seals and penguins. Yeah.

Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (u0s1P)

392 But first: a little ooga booga.

Posted by: Now forbidden punch lines at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (QtQaN)

393 Will someone PLEASE explain this to me. Let me try to lay this out in as clear a manner as possible: -- Every person in the world has opinions. Obviously. Always have, always will. -- Every person thinks his or her opinion is the correct and/or best opinion. Always have, always will. -- In theory, therefore, everyone's opinion is of equal value or significance in an overall group/social setting, since everyone "votes for" their own opinion as being the most important. Consequently. everyone else's opinion is unimportant. -- In practice, however, some people's opinions are more important than other people's opinions, because some people have: + physical dominance or power + are deemed "experts" or "smart" + have political or social power. Which brings us to the current situation, and my mystification. Who cares about the opinions of affronted SJW feminists? And I don't mean that as a rhetorical question: I really want to who actually cares what these people think. Because I sure as hell don't care. And 90% of Americans not only don't care what these SJW feminists think, but they are unaware of what they think. Of the remaining 10% of Americans who are aware what SJW feminists think, half of us are only paying attention to their opinions in order to mock them and hate them. And the other half are themselves SJW feminists with the same opinions. Thus, as far as I can tell, it's a closed ecosystem in which the only people who know about and care about the opinions of SJW feminists are other SJW feminists. If that's the case, then aren't they beneath mockery -- so inconsequential as to not even merit debunking? And yet, despite all this, on a daily basis the media seems to act as if the opinions of some esoteric clique of mentally ill brats -- who have no physical dominance, no expertise, no political power -- are somehow Extremely Important and Need To Be Obeyed. Why? Why????????? Someone please clarify.

Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (DQ4Fv)

394 they are straight men who want sex with women while they pretend to be women. ------- Wouldnt that make them trans dykes???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (8XRCm)

395 It's from November of 2014, too, so A) it's old, and B) not an April Fool's Day prank.

Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (u0s1P)

396 http://bit.ly/2nIdYda ---- NBC Confirms Obama Administration Officials Saved Trump-Russia Probe Docs | Zero Hedge

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (y3aQB)

397 385 - MSM news reporter - defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality Nope, still stands Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (fFfWq) ================== Star of adult films. ----------------------------------- Bisexual - g/g Ha! still stands

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (fFfWq)

398 Huh. Arabs were 4% of "violence against LGBT" offenders and only 0.5% of the population according to census dot gov. 4% of the violence from 0.5% of the population seems like something that might need to be protested and vocally addressed, doesn't it?

Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! [/i] at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (/f1mm)

399 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 09:08 AM (mf5HN)

400 The noisy ones who want in to the women's restrooms, etc? Straight men with paraphilias (fetishes). Or sexual predators.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:09 AM (4Utw1)

401 it's the 70's/80's Trans Ams I like the best. I'm such white trash

I own an absolutely pristine 1966 El Camino.
Are we done here?

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at March 31, 2017 09:09 AM (H5rtT)

402 Hillary Clinton = Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife which makes Bill Harry Mudd which is about right

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 09:10 AM (nFwvY)

403 Will someone PLEASE explain this to me. Let me try to lay this out in as clear a manner as possible: -- Every person in the world has opinions. Obviously. Always have, always will. -- Every person thinks his or her opinion is the correct and/or best opinion. Always have, always will. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. They usually stink.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:10 AM (4Utw1)

404 399 Huh. Arabs were 4% of "violence against LGBT" offenders and only 0.5% of the population according to census dot gov. 4% of the violence from 0.5% of the population seems like something that might need to be protested and vocally addressed, doesn't it? Posted by: Call me Napoleon, Dammit! Can't you see the hat?!! at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (/f1mm) ================ "Yeah...if statistics were straight up racist. My professor told me so. No, my gender studies professor. I've never taken a statistics class. Why do you ask?" -Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:10 AM (mC1ZI)

405 - MSM news reporter - defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality Nope, still stands. I'm not angry. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 09:11 AM (u0s1P)

406 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN) "In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it." o_O Go to hell, nature.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 09:11 AM (8nWyX)

407 Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv)



Because the upset is funded by George Soros and people like Jennifer Pritzker. Politics is downstream of culture. Change the culture and you eventually get legislation to follow it. It advances the state as in the left state, the far left utopia. Most of the cultural push is for those thing that break down the building blocks of western culture. They have to do that to level the field for global redistribution.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 09:11 AM (Mc+44)

408 Huh?  These people speak a language I don't recognize.

Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2017 09:12 AM (2Mnv1)

409 Shanghaing us into your game of make-pretend and then we'll stop "centering" ourselves in it too. ******** This is an insult to China.

Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 09:12 AM (fi5nC)

410 406 - MSM news reporter - defends mutant turtles right for cis-equality Nope, still stands. I'm not angry. IYKWIMAITYD. Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (u0s1P) ------------------------------- Touche. Exception noted.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 09:12 AM (fFfWq)

411 But Chappelle's material was homophobic and transphobic and involved rape culture. I've grown too much not to speak up about it now. - April (@ReignOfApril) March 22, 2017 SO, is he rape-phobic, too? Maybe the rape culture she's talking about is that island where they have free-for-all gang-rape holiday once a year? BTW, nice to hear that RainOfApril has grown. We were worried for a while.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 09:12 AM (zc3Db)

412 What the shit is today's Google "COEXIST" logo supposed to be celebrating? Is it international Social Justice Wanker Day or something?

Posted by: V the K at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

413 "In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it." o_O Go to hell, nature. Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX) Australia is involved in this somehow. I'm not sure how, but it must be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (mf5HN)

414 You know, white people are THE most insane SJWs. It's like their white guilt drives them to the bleeding edge of social justice.

Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (q177U)

415 Google is COEXISTing again. some dumb white bint from Stamford, Connecticut did a doody, I mean doodle called "a peaceful future" and Google is showcasing it. It's hilariously earnest. I can't wait for Photoshops.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (3J/LN)

416 Muslims (radical) demand we not draw Muhammad.  It is sorta the same thing.  Force an act of submission on your enemy, try to destroy him if he does not comply.

Then add more acts of contrition/submission ... repeat till Sharia/PC is the law of the land.  It works for many groups using the guilt trip as leverage. 

There is usually some Orwellian terminology involved ... in this case "not because of our demand to be respected, but because of what that demand says about his own fragile gender identity."  Meaning if he mocks the confused trans guy, he is transphobic and probably gay/trans himself.  Sure, what else could it possibly mean, to mock a guy in a dress?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (TmCOq)

417 414 "In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it." o_O Go to hell, nature. Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX) Australia is involved in this somehow. I'm not sure how, but it must be. Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mf5HN) ================= Are we sure that Florida Man didn't have a hand in this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (mC1ZI)

418 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde.


http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)



Huh.  Penguin getting raped by seal.



I just can't even anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (PY9jH)

419 White guys!!! Ha ha ha ha ha *clapter*

Posted by: Every joke at the SJW Comedy Hour at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (QtQaN)

420 392 OT-OMG: http://tinyurl.com/m5u2o9u Seals and penguins. Yeah. -- 400 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde. Jinx.

Posted by: April O'Neil at March 31, 2017 09:13 AM (u0s1P)

421 Ive post this before, but it bears repeating. We've reached a point in our culture where gender is whatever an individual says it is..... but gay people are only born that way.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 09:14 AM (8XRCm)

422 o_O Go to hell, nature. Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX) Eat a buffet of dicks, jungle!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 31, 2017 09:14 AM (0mRoj)

423 I guess you had to be there.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)




Yeah, I guess so.... 

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 09:14 AM (jjaLl)

424 XI'm With Xer

Posted by: Mega at March 31, 2017 09:14 AM (hHFOx)

425 bet the seal never tries that on a polar bear.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 09:15 AM (Cc/b5)

426 *shoves Coke through USB port for Lance* Are we sure that Florida Man didn't have a hand in this? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mC1ZI) Ohhhh this is an excellent question.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 09:15 AM (mf5HN)

427 Huh. Penguin getting raped by seal. I just can't even anymore. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (PY9jH) -------- Well.... that's nothing. Lost all my tranny fluid cuz I blew a seal. **rimshot**

Posted by: Evinrude - The Gender Confused Dragonfly at March 31, 2017 09:15 AM (8XRCm)

428 Screaming hood chickens FTW! I LOVE the screaming hood chickens! https://www.mecum.com/search/ BTW, to firm up my white trash bona fides, if I could walk on to a lot and walk off with any used car, it would probably be a 70's/early 80's 'vette.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 09:15 AM (nAp1e)

429 384 "Susan Oliver. rowr." She was Captain Pike's chick on Star Trek, correct? Rowr is right. Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni) --- I only remember she went full green. You never go full green. Not around Shatner. And yeah, the camera was not kind to her. She was kind to the camera.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 31, 2017 09:16 AM (5JlYa)

430 I am a cat and a dog. I sleep together.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 09:16 AM (Fmupd)

431 Australia is involved in this somehow. I'm not sure how, but it must be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mf5HN)



Australia wants to rape or kill everything.



Speaking of killing, an asteroid is going to miss earth by >    < much tomorrow (April Fool's Day). 



Probably a SMOD offspring taunting us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:16 AM (PY9jH)

432 Is she a tranny? Because she looks just a bit like one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (rF0hx)

433 >>And yet, despite all this, on a daily basis the media seems to act as if the opinions of some esoteric clique of mentally ill brats -- who have no physical dominance, no expertise, no political power -- are somehow Extremely Important and Need To Be Obeyed.

Why?





WHy? Because they want to convince the 90% of us that their and their gang's opinions are the mainstream, the normal; that we are the abnormal that must be taught to think/talk/act correctly to accommodate them.

The MSM are SJWers with bylines.

Posted by: Lizzy [/i] at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (NOIQH)

434 Spicer now pushing back at either NYT/or WP.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (hdpay)

435 *shoves Coke through USB port for Lance* Mmm, thanks. Socking makes me thirsty.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (u0s1P)

436 400 I'm just going to leave this here for the Horde. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN) Correspondence course

Posted by: Rapey Dolphins Online University [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (v1g1+)

437
Or sexual predators.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:09 PM (4Utw1)



Many autogynphiliacs are sexual predators. Paraphilias indicated sexual issues including violent ones. Why people think that mentally disturbed men who get aroused by being seen as women by women in a woman's room is safe is beyond me. Would they think in any other situation that arousing the guy with the fetish would lead to non aggressive behavior?


Even for normal guys, if I put on a shortie neglige etc and paraded around the house (when there wasn't a hockey game on) it wouldn't make my husband LESS sexually aggressive.


They aren't logical.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (Mc+44)

438 I'm really confused about whether to steal this.

Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (PNcou)

439 Obligatory Joe Biden washing Trans Am link: http://www.theonion.com/article/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-dri-2718

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (mf5HN)

440 I own an absolutely pristine 1966 El Camino. Are we done here? *** Nah. Those aren't white trash.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 09:17 AM (nAp1e)

441 The very idea that one "owns" pronuns abot oneself is absurd. You "own" I, me, and my. ANd whatever words you say about others. Everyone else "owns" what comes out of their own goddamned mouth.

Posted by: imp at March 31, 2017 09:18 AM (OKpiK)

442 I own an absolutely pristine 1966 El Camino.
Are we done here?

***

Nah. Those aren't white trash.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (nAp1e)




Wait, what?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (jjaLl)

443 I once owned a pristine '66 Mustang.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (PY9jH)

444

 

I own an absolutely pristine 1966 El Camino.
Are we done here?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 02:09 PM (H5rtT)

 

 

It's a shame it's not a 69

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (lKyWE)

445 Are we sure that Florida Man didn't have a hand in this? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:13 PM (mC1ZI) "C'mon down to the Island of Doctor Moron & watch a dugong rape a gator!"

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (7HtZB)

446 Dagny, I take it you've read up on psychologist Ray Blanchard? Based on what I see of trannies in the news, I think he's got it right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (vRcUp)

447 I am glad the Democrats are continuing down this path. People LOVE being told what the fuck to do.

Posted by: Mega at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (hHFOx)

448 BTW, to firm up my white trash bona fides, if I could walk on to a lot and walk off with any used car, it would probably be a 70's/early 80's 'vette. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (nAp1e) --------------- It's not a pickup you're driving off the lot, or a Trans Am, you ain't a redneck.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (Fmupd)

449 I'm enjoying the Spicer show today.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 09:19 AM (hdpay)

450 It's been a while -- I wonder if Dave Chappelle will join us for an interview and a round of "Spot the Tranny"?

Posted by: Louder With Crowder [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:20 AM (v1g1+)

451 Dave, you're going to be made to care about pronouns and shit. You just need to make sure that they don't like it when you're made to care.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 31, 2017 09:20 AM (1hM1d)

452 The dolphins told me rape was fun.

Posted by: Seal at March 31, 2017 09:20 AM (WYwks)

453 Anyone see the video on Fox this morning of a "gator trainer" diving into a pool of gators?

It must have been in Florida.  Anyhow, he says he feeds them well before he swims with them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:20 AM (PY9jH)

454 Probably a SMOD offspring taunting us. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:16 PM (PY9jH) The taunting, always with the taunting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 09:21 AM (mf5HN)

455 449 BTW, to firm up my white trash bona fides, if I could walk on to a lot and walk off with any used car, it would probably be a 70's/early 80's 'vette. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 02:15 PM (nAp1e) --------------- It's not a pickup you're driving off the lot, or a Trans Am, you ain't a redneck. Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (Fmupd) No trailer park love for the IROC?

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 09:21 AM (7HtZB)

456 >>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this. Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou) I'm totally stealing this.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 09:21 AM (5JlYa)

457 On my constitutional, I passed an old bird getting into my car with feminist and coexist bumper stickers and also one that's said pro-life. I guess such people do exist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 09:21 AM (3hIZX)

458 Spot was not a tranny!

Posted by: See Dick Run (An Allegory Concerning Veneral Disease) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:21 AM (v1g1+)

459 bet the seal never tries that on a polar bear. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo Tomorrow is Saturday. maybe I'll get......lucky.

Posted by: Shamu at March 31, 2017 09:21 AM (326rv)

460 I'm enjoying the Spicer show today.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)



Mika and Joe are convinced Spicer has psychological issues.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:22 AM (PY9jH)

461 Why do I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker?" And this is the crux of the cisgender problem -- cis people's tendency to center themselves in the transgender experience. These aren't your pronouns. They belong to the person you're addressing. So, the demented perverts have a problem with pronouns but they don't have anything to say about "motherfucker"? The guy in the dress probably would have preferred to be addressed as "fatherfucker", but then there's that problem the perverts have even with the words "mother" and "father" ... And I love their idea that pronouns "belong" to someone. Speaking of which, if you want to know what's really annoying, this "cis" bullshit is really annoying. They are trying to make normal sound abnormal ... and then they whine about pronouns. These people really have to be laughed back into the closets where they belong.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 09:22 AM (zc3Db)

462 453 The dolphins told me rape was fun. Posted by: Seal at March 31, 2017 02:20 PM (WYwks) --- the dolphins made me cry

Posted by: Hootie at March 31, 2017 09:22 AM (5JlYa)

463 Posted by: See Dick Run (An Allegory Concerning Veneral Disease) at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (v1g1+)



And that hash somehow adds a disturbing element to this......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 09:22 AM (jjaLl)

464 448 I am glad the Democrats are continuing down this path. People LOVE being told what the fuck to do. Posted by: Mega at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hHFOx) ================= Especially Americans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 09:22 AM (mC1ZI)

465 "I once owned a pristine '66 Mustang." Training Day was on last night and the 1979 Monte Carlo that Denzel drives is like a co-star in the movie.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 09:23 AM (OD2ni)

466 >>No trailer park love for the IROC? Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

Now we're gettin' somewhere.

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 09:23 AM (Bdeb0)

467 447 Dagny, I take it you've read up on psychologist Ray Blanchard? Based on what I see of trannies in the news, I think he's got it right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (vRcUp)


I've read a lot of Dr. Paul McHugh who was the head of psychiatry at Johns Hopkins and who the left screams is "discredited" because they don't like what he says. I've read a lot of the scholarly medical articles on the subject. Some of the case studies are wild. It's also impt to know the difference between the straight men who are trans and the Gender Identity Disorder patients. Vastly different pathologies. I'll have to look to see if I've read Blanchard.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 09:23 AM (Mc+44)

468 435 Spicer now pushing back at either NYT/or WP. Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (hdpay) ----------- Look at all the newsie's faces. They're definitely not liking how all of this is unfolding.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 09:23 AM (Fmupd)

469 at least the chicken is safe.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 31, 2017 09:23 AM (Cc/b5)

470 Yeek, not MY car, HER car.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (3hIZX)

471 It's not a pickup you're driving off the lot, or a Trans Am, you ain't a redneck. *** Ahem. See my confessed love for the Trans Am, above. I wouldn't choose one from a lot because I am not worthy to own one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (nAp1e)

472 "Someone please clarify. Posted by zombie

But they (or those pushing PC law/sharia/etc) DO have power.  People get fired, or don't get funding for climate denialism.  The woman set up the draw Muhammad day long ago went into hiding, and when Geller did it (Dallas?) shooters tried to kill her.  They force people to make wedding cakes/pizzas, hire the right percent of "minorities", add 300 points to certain SAT scores ... it is all real life forced submission already in effect.

The social networks are already enforcing their PC codes as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (TmCOq)

473 "461 I'm enjoying the Spicer show today. Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)" Peter Daou is actually whining on Twitter that the WH press goes too easy on Spicer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (OD2ni)

474 T tops. A Trans Am without t tops is like naked. I remember doing some early computer work for a car dealer and hearing the words and saying WTF? Is that a thing I need to put in this database? Yeah. It was important.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (ZFUt7)

475 Oh Excellent. Start a fight with Chapelle see how that works out for ya.

Posted by: simplemind at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (xVRrG)

476 Monkeys raping deer, seals raping penguins.....where will it all end?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (PY9jH)

477 Someone insane once said, "Words mean what I want them to mean, no more, no less."

At any rate, if I must accept whatever pronoun they demand I use (and deny my lying eyes), why stop there?

If pronouns are anchored to no actual real-world, objective definition--then nouns and verbs are also set free.

To wit:
These people are insane tyrants who ought to be shot in the head at dawn = I love you forever and ever.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (ZQpd0)

478 457 >>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou)

I'm totally stealing this.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa)



Zoinks!  Too late! I already stole it and crammed it up my vagina!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 09:24 AM (jjaLl)

479 "In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it."

o_O

Go to hell, nature.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM (8nWyX)

++++

The seals have embraced the "Gas, grass, or cash" philosophy. Nobody hangs on their rock for free.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (R+30W)

480 No trailer park love for the IROC? Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (7HtZB) ======= I had one of those, even though my name is not Tony or Vito.

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (JWLcI)

481 This is a big deal. FireEye is one of the cyber consultancies that testified at yesterday's Senate hearing. I didn't see it, but looked at their prepared opening statement: "Let me now turn to explaining why we assess that the Russian government was likely behind this activity. In order to make such an assessment, we reviewed and compared intrusion methodologies and tools, malware or authored exploits and use of shared personnel. We also examined forensic details that were left behind, such as the specific IP addresses or email addresses from spear phishing attacks, file names, MD5 hashes, timestamps, custom functions, encryption algorithms, or backdoors that may have command and control IP addresses or domain names embedded. ***The size of the infrastructure, the targeted information, the amount of malware and the totality of the sophistication, suggests a long-term, well-resourced espionage campaign in which Russia is the benefactor. " I'm just an Ignoramus, but it reads like they're saying it looks like the Russians, therefore it must be the Russians

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (SIY7D)

482 My 5 + 4 hashtag is (vig1+)(isil) "Venereal" Disease, BTW

Posted by: You Know You Want This [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (v1g1+)

483 The wide-eyed innocence of the sciencers reporting on seals v. penguins is right out of a certain stripe of Penthouse Forum letters. Probably the ones Gutfeld wrote.

I'm shocked we haven't heard from The Chicken on this burning issue.
"Oh God. It's catching on."

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (H5rtT)

484 o_O

Go to hell, nature. Posted by: hogmartin at March 31, 2017 02:11 PM


What does the Empress keep telling us about Outside...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (p+Wdc)

485 394---Someone please clarify. Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv) ----------------------- The reason it matters is that the loonies, centered mainly in academia, set the dogma for the ruling class. Their articles of faith are propagated through the education system and are incorporated into laws and rules governing civil society. Unisex locker rooms at the public swimming pool. Endless re-education camps for workers and students and even military. Constant vigilance through HR departments. Children taught to be utterly confused by sex. Children drugged and even butchered. The list goes on and on. The inmates are running the asylum. That's why we have to listen to them. *sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (hCoZK)

486 Ray Blanchard's taxonomy for those who don't know: HT - homosexual transsexuals. They feel guilty about their homosexuality and think it will be excusable if they are "really" women. They transition young and tend to be more convincing. AT - autogynephilic transsexuals. They are heterosexual men aroused by the thought of being women. They have typically been married, with kids, transition later in life, and are usually unconvincing. Bonus question: which type is Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 09:25 AM (vRcUp)

487 >>Ahem. See my confessed love for the Trans Am, above. I wouldn't choose one from a lot because I am not worthy to own one A buddy of mine had one in high school before he wrapped it around a tree. It was great at going fast in a straight line, turning not so much. Thus, tree.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (/tuJf)

488 No trailer park love for the IROC? *** I was 22 when I dated a guy who had a brand new, bright blue IROC. It was actually the first car that made me notice car design. I remember noting things such as how the wheels and stripe and other elements lined up, style-wise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (nAp1e)

489 How do we know an unconcious tranny does t want to be known as a guy in a dress? Isn't that abnorm-norming xur/xig/xag?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (3hIZX)

490 479 457 >>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this. Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou) I'm totally stealing this. Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa) Zoinks! Too late! I already stole it and crammed it up my vagina! Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl) ------------------------------------------------- Thank you for not stealing me.

Posted by: Barbie at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (fFfWq)

491 479 457 >>439 I'm really confused about whether to steal this. Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 02:17 PM (PNcou) I'm totally stealing this. Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (5JlYa) Zoinks! Too late! I already stole it and crammed it up my vagina! Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl) Why your own? Are you an only child?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (5JlYa)

492 german sexologist volkmar sigusch coined the cisgender term in papers written in the 1990's with "zissexuelle". what is it with those wacky germans?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (WTSFk)

493 You're talking wealthy rednecks. Trailer park red necks drive Nissan Sentras with one donut wheel on permanently.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 09:26 AM (9KUj4)

494 477 Monkeys raping deer, seals raping penguins.....where will it all end? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:24 PM (PY9jH)

Posted by: Dogs & Cats Sleeping Together! Mass Hysteria! [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:27 AM (v1g1+)

495 Peter Daou is actually whining on Twitter that the WH press goes too easy on Spicer. Posted by: Benji Carver Every day that Sean Spicer doesn't pull a reverse Budd Dwyer on the assembled press corpse, I wonder why?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at March 31, 2017 09:27 AM (ZFUt7)

496 Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 02:21 PM (7HtZB) We lived in a trailer park when John's company moved us to Missouri because there was *no* other temporary housing (the pipeliners were working that area and had bought up or rented everything). Never seen so many new cars in my life. People coming into the food pantry for assistance had new cars. I suspect it said a lot about their priorities, but we managed to find a house and moved out before I could figure out what that was.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2017 09:27 AM (sEDyY)

497 Single unattractive white women have become a problem. A really insane problem.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 09:27 AM (nFwvY)

498 the dolphins made me cry Posted by: Hootie at March 31, 2017 02:22 PM

They made you cry?!

Posted by: The blowfish at March 31, 2017 09:27 AM (p+Wdc)

499 (...btw "cis" comes from the latin for "on the side of", e.g. "cisalpine".)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 09:27 AM (WTSFk)

500 They made you cry?! Posted by: The blowfish at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (p+Wdc) Poseur...

Posted by: Blown Marg...erines [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:29 AM (v1g1+)

501 143 I've grown too much. Posted by: Schadenboner at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (vtcmf) --- Genius!

Posted by: The Purple Headed Monstser at March 31, 2017 09:29 AM (lwKRt)

502 Bonus question: which type is Caitlyn Jenner? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (vRcUp) A loony

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 09:29 AM (493sH)

503 Why your own? Are you an only child?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 31, 2017 02:26 PM (5JlYa)



LOL!!!  I'm stealing this, too!!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 09:29 AM (jjaLl)

504 Monkeys raping deer, seals raping penguins.....where will it all end? Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Posted by: T.S. Eliot at March 31, 2017 09:29 AM (u0s1P)

505 Ray Blanchard's taxonomy for those who don't know: HT - homosexual transsexuals. They feel guilty about their homosexuality and think it will be excusable if they are "really" women. They transition young and tend to be more convincing. AT - autogynephilic transsexuals. They are heterosexual men aroused by the thought of being women. They have typically been married, with kids, transition later in life, and are usually unconvincing. Bonus question: which type is Caitlyn Jenner? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (vRcUp) Neither. At this point, Bruce Jenner is just a transvestite.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 09:30 AM (zc3Db)

506 Okay, getting raped up the squeaker then eaten alive has definitely taken top place in the worst ways to die sweepstakes. Thanks for your contribution, Seals!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 31, 2017 09:30 AM (NyJwR)

507 Bonus question: which type is Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (vRcUp)



Jenner is an autogynaphiliac. Evidenced by the fact that he still has his penis to have sex with women among other things.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 09:30 AM (Mc+44)

508 500 (...btw "cis" comes from the latin for "on the side of", e.g. "cisalpine".) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (WTSFk) You've got a lot of Gaul to mention that.

Posted by: Veni, Vidi, Vici [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:30 AM (v1g1+)

509 Those wacky Japanese have killed 333 whales (link at Drudge). 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 09:30 AM (PY9jH)

510 All Your Pronouns Are Belong to Us!

Posted by: Thai Ladyboys at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (AOrEZ)

511 HT - homosexual transsexuals. They feel guilty about their homosexuality and think it will be excusable if they are "really" women. They transition young and tend to be more convincing. AT - autogynephilic transsexuals. They are heterosexual men aroused by the thought of being women. They have typically been married, with kids, transition later in life, and are usually unconvincing. Norman: I don't know about this. I better ask mother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (493sH)

512 >>I had one of those, even though my name is not Tony or Vito. Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 02:25 PM (JWLcI)

Did you ever shoot a dog with a compound bow? Were you a reliable source for Class 3 narcotics? Did you smoke Newports? Did your "old lady" have a tattoo of a dolphin on her ankle or a barbed-wire tramp-stamp? Was there a non-functioning gas grill on the "porch" of your trailer? Did you ever "just quit that fukken'  [Denny's/Autozone/Earl Scheib/Servicemaster] job?"

Because if the answer to any of the above is "No," then your ownership of an IROC is suspect.

Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (Bdeb0)

513 Why? Why????????? Someone please clarify. ---------------------------------- Norman! Coordinate!

Posted by: Alice 288 at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (vg8iE)

514 510 Those wacky Japanese have killed 333 whales (link at Drudge). Hold my beer.

Posted by: Iceland at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (u0s1P)

515 Single unattractive white women have become a problem. A really insane problem. Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY) Really comes down to that, don't it?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)

516 502 143 I've grown too much.

Posted by: Schadenboner at March 31, 2017 01:27 PM (vtcmf)
---

Genius!

Posted by: The Purple Headed Monstser at March 31, 2017 02:29 PM (lwKRt)



Achtung!!

Posted by: Turgid German Helmet at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (jjaLl)

517 Proper pronoun for a man in a dress? Transvestite. Proper pronoun for a man in a dress who's had surgery? Transgender, but still a man in a dress. Don't believe me? Check the DNA! Don't like Dave Chappelle's material? Don't buy a friggin' ticket to his show!!

Posted by: Bill R. at March 31, 2017 09:31 AM (jKUeC)

518 "go to hell nature" you might want to check out gilda radner's bit, "let's talk dirty to the animals". it's from her stand-up show and it's very good (available on youtube).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 09:32 AM (WTSFk)

519 What the hell, man! i just sing sexy songs and have horrible acne scars. Raping penguins?!?!?!?! Lawyer up, bitches. I'm coming for you.

Posted by: Seal at March 31, 2017 09:32 AM (NyJwR)

520 Those wacky Japanese have killed 333 whales (link at Drudge). Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH) ---- Well.... where the hell were those Sea Shepherds ????

Posted by: Evinrude - The Gender Confused Dragonfly at March 31, 2017 09:32 AM (8XRCm)

521 Can't believe Amy went unused for 439 comments. But we're making up for it now.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 09:33 AM (PNcou)

522 Have the Japanese sunk that fat asshole Paul Watson's ship yet?

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 09:33 AM (r/0kC)

523 Jenner is an autogynaphiliac. Posted by: dagny He has trouble stopping to bleed? Maybe homophyliac? It's all so confusing.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum [i] at March 31, 2017 09:33 AM (ZFUt7)

524 Nood.

Posted by: Iceland at March 31, 2017 09:33 AM (u0s1P)

525 Because if the answer to any of the above is "No," then your ownership of an IROC is suspect. Posted by: General Zod at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0) ====== The only one I can cop to on that list is smoking Newports.

Posted by: Flyboy [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u] at March 31, 2017 09:33 AM (JWLcI)

526 For Chappelle, "Whatever it was, it was definitely a man in a dress." He moseys over and unassumingly asks, "Is he okay?" Rings a bell. I did this recently. I knew it was a man in women's clothes and makeup, but by mistake I said "he" with him standing next to me. I was relaying something she/he said to me to someone else. He/she corrected me. And I quickly corrected myself, by saying "she." Not in any angry or antagonistic way. But, then I did it again, instinctively. And he/she corrected me again. I said, "sorry, he...." I meant no offense. My brain naturally computed a man with big @$$ arms and tattoos, a man towering over me with a man face and man neck and man body as a man.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (0mz2+)

527 "Single unattractive white women have become a problem. A really insane problem.

Posted by: Lord Sir x"

If somebody could figure out a way to hook them up with millions of young Chinese men without any female prospects it would solve two problems at the same time.

Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (1BQGO)

528 1 Those wacky Japanese have killed 333 whales (link at Drudge). Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH) ------------------------------- Just think - when the AGW crowd succeeds in shutting down energy production, we can go back to whaling for oil to fuel our lamps! Harpoon-ready jobs, baby!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (vg8iE)

529 Nood. Posted by: Iceland at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (u0s1P) Put something on, you'll get really cold in that part of the world

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (493sH)

530 nood

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (PNcou)

531 522 Can't believe Amy went unused for 439 comments. But we're making up for it now. --------------------------------- Stealing this - sorry amigo.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (fFfWq)

532 >>>Single unattractive white women have become a problem. A really insane problem. >>>Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:27 PM (nFwvY) Really comes down to that, don't it? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 02:31 PM (aMlLZ) Okay .... who's going to take one (or a couple of million) for the team? Just lie back and think of England America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (zc3Db)

533 531 nood

Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 31, 2017 09:34 AM (PNcou)

534 Did you see the white whale?

Posted by: Ahab at March 31, 2017 09:35 AM (gbWkA)

535 There's some seals that are about to be in a world of hurt... just sayin'!

Posted by: Coca-Cola Guzzling Polar Bears & Bestest Buddies with Penguins [/b][/i][/s][/u] at March 31, 2017 09:35 AM (v1g1+)

536 (...btw, you look at radar's smart show and it puts these crude contemporary woman comics to shame.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 09:36 AM (WTSFk)

537 522 Can't believe Amy went unused for 439 comments. But we're making up for it now. Posted by: buzzsaw90 Can't believe Amy went unused for 439 comments. But we're making up for it now.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 09:36 AM (DQ4Fv)

538 Clean burning lamp oil.

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 09:36 AM (gbWkA)

539 My mom owned one of these when I was a teen. I believe this answers a lot of questions. http://bit.ly/2nTbFV7

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 09:36 AM (nAp1e)

540 radner's show. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 31, 2017 09:36 AM (WTSFk)

541 394 ... And yet, despite all this, on a daily basis the media seems to act as if the opinions of some esoteric clique of mentally ill brats -- who have no physical dominance, no expertise, no political power -- are somehow Extremely Important and Need To Be Obeyed. Why? Why????????? Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:08 PM (DQ4Fv) I'll take a crack at it. - The Left is a collective, they are all in the same club, and would feel lost if they somehow were cast out. - Many in the media, especially online, consider themselves to be part of this club. - The Club has a rule: you care, or pretend to care, about what the Club has decided is important, and if we all do it, that gives us power that we can use to push everybody around and feel important.

Posted by: Splunge at March 31, 2017 09:37 AM (iMxBJ)

542 I know a bit about fetishism, having dated a girl who was elbows deep into that stuff, and she explained to me long ago that part of what this is all about is the sexual frission a "transsexual" man-to-girl gets from constantly being referred to a a girl. Same vice-versa I would guess. There's also a contingent of gays who get off sexually on telling people they are gay, that they have gay sex, and people knowing they have gay sex. It's like sex talk in everyday life for them. These are sexually obsessed people who want to have sexual feelings all day long, like committed "slaves" who live in a cage and eat from bowls, and they require "straights" to take part in their game in order to get the maximum effect. This is why so many gays and trannies seem to define their entire being by their sexual fetishes- they can't help it, it's a psychological aberration.

Just like it used to bug me chain smokers who smoked all day (in my face) while working construction, no one needs nor deserves constant gratification the entire time they are awake. There should be a break time where you get the reward of a cigarette, when I can choose not to be present, and sexual dirty-talk time where the man in a dress gets pretend he's a girl and his partner treats him like one. But I don't have to be present for that kinky-time either. One of the left's biggest bullshit acts is forcing the rest of us to take part in their sex play and being in your face about their deviant acts. I think America is pretty tolerant about 'behind closed doors' doing whatever consenting adults want, but the left wants us all to not only tolerate but participate in their sexual kinky talk.

Good for Chapelle for refusing to play along. It's as bad as people who expose themselves for sexual gratification. They are forcing you to take part in their deviancy, and that itself gets them off. Don't play along. Fuck them.

Posted by: docweasel at March 31, 2017 09:38 AM (4+Wfi)

543 hmmm

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

544 But, if we kill all the whales, who will communicate with the alien space probe when it returns?

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 09:39 AM (gbWkA)

545 Nah. Those aren't white trash. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I reckon it a mark of just how white trash one can be that, until Bill Clinton and the following asstro turfstorm, around where I live I'd never even heard that El Caminos were white trash.

But damn, did we ever make up for that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis[/i][/b] at March 31, 2017 09:40 AM (H5rtT)

546 Those goofy space probing aliens.

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 09:41 AM (gbWkA)

547 #430

I only remember she went full green. You never go full green. Not around Shatner.

And yeah, the camera was not kind to her. She was kind to the camera.
==================

Wait.  There were two Orion Slave girls?  The one I remember was Yvonne Craig.

Posted by: mrp at March 31, 2017 10:00 AM (Pqytn)

548 313 Unless it's a Trans Am. They were awesome.

Bitchin'! Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2017 01:55 PM


No no no, the Camaro was bitchin'!

Posted by: The Dead Milkmen at March 31, 2017 10:21 AM (XRxxn)

549 Posted by: docweasel at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (4+Wfi) *************** So the JEF smokes because he is a fag? I KNEW IT!

Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2017 10:23 AM (HUXtR)

550 Why do I have to switch up my pronoun game for this motherfucker? Indeed.

Posted by: gobagoo at March 31, 2017 10:27 AM (A/saJ)

551 I'm sorry, but pronouns can *belong* to someone? That statement alone tells me we are not dealing with a rational perspective.

Posted by: Rick67 at March 31, 2017 11:04 AM (SDC/U)

552 I met this girl from Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn, she looked good
I took her to my house, cause she was fine
Then she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

-Afroman, "Crazy Rap Volume 1"

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 31, 2017 11:12 AM (3beF7)

553 can we please to have a "day without a tranny" protest

like maybe once a week or so

Posted by: happyfeet at March 31, 2017 11:44 AM (mLfQi)

554 Have often wondered what Sam Kinnison would say about cis people and gender fluidity..."it's called a dick dude. DEAL WITH IT YOU FREAK!!! AHH AHHHH AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: KauaiGoneGin at March 31, 2017 01:07 PM (Axg8n)

555 I don't want to be called "cis". I guess we're even.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 01, 2017 03:52 AM (Ndje9)

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