August 31, 2012

Confused Old Man Delivers Cringe-Worthy, Meandering "Comedy Act"
— Ace

Your Vice President. "Intellect of the Democratic Party. A grin with a body behind it."

Approaching a table of men he knew to be Greek, the VP said, “I’m Joe Bidenopoulos.”

“Ask George,” he said – unclear who George was, maybe someone at the table –“who’s the most Greek Irishman he’s ever known.” Sounded like Biden was suggesting he is.

He moved on to a table of three women, sitting down briefly, before moving on to one where two women were sitting.

“Let’s dance,” he said to one, named Jennifer, as she stood up right next to him. They posed for a photo before he turned to her tablemate, who was wearing scrubs, and asked, ‘Are you a nurse?” He then sat down and started speaking to her quietly, presumably about nurses.

Then, he posed with a group of restaurant staff and owners, and was talking about Greek food and rice pudding.

“Can I get some rice pudding to go?” he asked....

This article probably isn't fair; in context, there was probably some reason for Biden to say those things. But it's funny to imagine him just walking around saying random things like "I'm Joe Bidenopolous" and "Let's dance" and "are you a nurse?"

Posted by: Ace at 09:51 AM | Comments (197)
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1 Bidenopolous?   Isn't that an extinct swamp-dwelling sauropod?

Posted by: HeatherRadish, Team MATH at August 31, 2012 09:52 AM (/kI1Q)

2 Opa!

Posted by: Joe Bidenopolous at August 31, 2012 09:52 AM (7eD7C)

3 Or Big Bird's other imaginary friend...

Posted by: HeatherRadish, Team MATH at August 31, 2012 09:52 AM (/kI1Q)

4 Happy FOIST Friday!

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at August 31, 2012 09:52 AM (73P68)

5 Grin with a body behind it.

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2012 09:53 AM (X6akg)

6 Bidenopolous? Is that going to be the stage motif for Obama's acceptance this year?

Posted by: mugiwara at August 31, 2012 09:53 AM (W7ffl)

7 He then sat down and started speaking to her quietly, presumably about nurses.

Or Dr. Jill's refusal to take him to a neurologist.

Elder abuse.  It's tragic.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, Team MATH at August 31, 2012 09:53 AM (/kI1Q)

8 Or Big Bird's other imaginary friend...

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Team MATH at August 31, 2012 02:52 PM (/kI1Q)

 

Moochele totally reminds me of big bird, body shape and posture

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 31, 2012 09:54 AM (nTgAI)

9 Joe Biden. The gift that keeps on giving. I swear it almost has to be deliberate. That man deserves an oscar/emmy.

Posted by: Midaz at August 31, 2012 09:54 AM (vM9JT)

10 Biden would be a great addition to the cast of MSNBC.

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 31, 2012 09:54 AM (nTgAI)

11

And the regressives are trying to say CLINT was rambling?   Clint was awesome!   And as far as I know, he didn't at    any point ask for pudding.

 

(Though I'd like to think he'd understand the    concept of "Pudding Dipping')

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 09:56 AM (4df7R)

12
I'm Joey Poopypantolopolis... pull my finger!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo, VP De Luxe at August 31, 2012 09:56 AM (HmCnI)

13 Alzheimer's is depressing.

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 09:56 AM (GQ8sn)

14

Are you a nurse?

I know this guy, let's call him...I don't know, let's call him Barack.  He has the bumps on his penis...and well, he doesn't know what to -

what? 

you're a Vet Tech.  OK.  I have this friend, let's call him BO.  BO, the dog.  My friend...the dog...has these bumps on his penis...and well, he doesn't know what to do about...

Posted by: Joe Bidenopolous at August 31, 2012 09:56 AM (7eD7C)

15 Yeah, he's from Scrantonopolis....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (LRFds)

16 It's like he's Rodney Daingerfield walking into the Bushwood Country Club for chrissakes.

Posted by: Matticus at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (0Mr4u)

17 This was reported in preparation for what is soon to spill out from an Arabic restaurant he visited with Obama: "Hi! I'm Joe bin Biden and this is my good friend Osama bin Laden! I mean, Obama bin Laden! Sorry!"

Posted by: SnowSoul at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (qJlNG)

18 The debate is gonna be a blood bath....

That "grin" has probably not read a policy paper or legislation in years ... he is fed minute detail of policy by staff just to enable him to speak in talking points.

Contrast that with Ryan .... omg it's gonna be ugly, brutal ... I can't wait

Posted by: ET at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (s72/N)

19 I was a nurse for Halloween once.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (QKKT0)

20 Hey now, Joe Biden is always the  smartest guy in the room... when he's alone.

Posted by: cranky-d at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (GsXbZ)

21 I am guessing George is Snuffleupagus.


Posted by: real joe at August 31, 2012 09:57 AM (Mea7K)

22

And the Whack-A-Mole game that the vice -president uses for a brain has officially gone dark.

 

Bidenopolous?  Seriously?  And ethnic jokes?

Posted by: Mikey NTH and summer is ending... at August 31, 2012 09:58 AM (hLRSq)

23 Are you gonna eat that Jello?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2012 09:58 AM (QKKT0)

24
What's a Greco-Roman rustler got to do to get some baklava around here?

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo, VP De Luxe at August 31, 2012 09:58 AM (HmCnI)

25 You got some Uzi? Can I have a glass?

Posted by: Joe Biden, SOOOOPER Genius at August 31, 2012 09:59 AM (RD7QR)

26 I think Uncle Joe better hire a food taster.

Posted by: VW Zao at August 31, 2012 09:59 AM (I7O5y)

27

The debate is gonna be a blood bath....

 

The sharks are already circling.     They smell the blood in the water. 

 

Which is    quite a feat, given that the VP debate is going to be held in Kentucky.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 09:59 AM (4df7R)

28 My Airedale is smarter than Biden.

Posted by: Magnolia at August 31, 2012 09:59 AM (3P3cj)

29 Approaching a table of men he knew to be Greek, the VP said, “I’m Joe Bidenopoulos.”

“Ask George,” he said – unclear who George was, maybe someone at the table –“who’s the most Greek Irishman he’s ever known.” Sounded like Biden was suggesting he is.

He moved on to a table of three women, sitting down briefly, and introducing himself, "I'm Joanna Biden."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2012 09:59 AM (X3lox)

30

I can only pray that the Dems try an empty chair copy of Clint's bit.

 

And I hope we see lots of idiots dressed like vaginas. 

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 09:59 AM (1Y+hH)

31 30
I can only pray thatthe Dems try an empty chair copy of Clint's bit.

And I hope we see lots of idiots dressed like vaginas.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 02:59 PM (1Y+hH)


Vaginas in chairs! It's genius!

Posted by: Joe Biden, SOOOOPER Genius at August 31, 2012 10:00 AM (RD7QR)

32 I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2012 10:00 AM (piMMO)

33 Hey now, Joe Biden is always the smartest guy in the room... when he's alone.

Posted by: cranky-d at August 31, 2012 02:57 PM (GsXbZ)

 

Second smartest.   You have to count the wallpaper.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:00 AM (4df7R)

34 By the way, Isaac was a plus too.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 10:00 AM (1Y+hH)

35

Reminds me of the time when Hannah Montana was about 15, and she got into trouble by doing the squinty-eyed thing to indicate Chinese. 

 

It seemed beneath the dignity of someone in her position. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (TOk1P)

36 One Heartbeat Away...

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (4136b)

37 Brain damage is racist.  I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (ndlFj)

38 This is Biden's tunnel out of Shawshank. Crazy old man escapes campaign. He does not need to be replaced and he dodges all responsibility. It's a good out for Empty Chair, too. Blame the loss on Biden and misplaced loyalty to him.

Posted by: eman at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (Wp4rQ)

39 You think that's bad... His half Greek half Roman ancestor was named Bidenopolousus.

Posted by: Secundus at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (fCXCT)

40 "and now you'll see Mittilius Romnius that even Mormon kings can bleed...."

thud

"ow my toe"

//Josip Plugziarkos from Scrantoniopolis

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (LRFds)

41 If the Dems try to pull the "mystery speaker" routine, I already know they'll get fricking George Clooney. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (4df7R)

42
One Grecian urn!
Two... c'mon, someone, anyone join in with me here... Grecian urns!
Three...

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo, VP De Luxe at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (HmCnI)

43 Ya know,  I had a nurse scrub my bottom after a poopy 'sploded in my Underoos.  Spiderman was all like *twists up his face* and he smelled bad so I got new Aquaman.  He swims in my pee pee.

Posted by: ... in a very special episode starring Joey Biden. at August 31, 2012 10:01 AM (R18D0)

44 Ask George,” he said – unclear who George was, maybe someone at the table –“who’s the most Greek Irishman he’s ever known.”

An appreciation of gay buttsex doesn't make you Greek, Joe.

Posted by: Cicero at August 31, 2012 10:02 AM (QKKT0)

45 When the Abortionpallooza Convention start?

Posted by: the Butcher at August 31, 2012 10:02 AM (8g9qq)

46 32 I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 31, 2012 03:00 PM (piMMO)


Hey there!

Was that Newhart tweet that you posted last night real?

Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2012 10:02 AM (X6akg)

47 *drops pants* Take a look at this hemorrhoid and tell me whether you think it's infected.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 31, 2012 10:02 AM (jucos)

48 So if Joe were pandering in, say, Glendale, he'd joke that his name is Biden-arian?

Posted by: Gromit at August 31, 2012 10:02 AM (4KOF2)

49 Contrast that with Ryan .... omg it's gonna be ugly, brutal ... I can't wait Posted by: ET

Still 50/50 that Biden will develop a stomach ailment the night before. He may not see what's coming but every single person on staff and in the campaign sure must be sweating through their sheets at night.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (xrX4n)

50 I'm getting as bad as Biden: When DOES the Abortionpallooza Convention start?  Is it Sunday or Monday?

Posted by: the Butcher at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (8g9qq)

51 If the Dems try to pull the "mystery speaker" routine, I already know they'll get fricking George Clooney. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at August 31, 2012 03:01 PM (4df7R) He'd have to come back from Italy, Lake Como, in order to do that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (j1gX1)

52 One
Heartbeat
Away... Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat

Oh my gosh!  Are you saying Obama is a crack adict?!?

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (R18D0)

53 Wait, so this really happened? This isn't an Onion piece? "Joe Bidenopolous?" What a maroon. What a tah-rah-rah-GOON-dee-ay.

Posted by: holygoat at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (XnwWl)

54

 

Ace,

 

You need to read through the previous thread...

All those uses for the....Empty Chair.

 

The Horde was en fuego.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (5BAYg)

55 I'm not usually the fifth or sixth smartest guy in the room.  Usually I'm not even in the double digits.

Posted by: Joe "Aristotle" Biden at August 31, 2012 10:03 AM (Hx5uv)

56 obama at Ft Bliss today. They hate him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (j1gX1)

57 I'm Joe Bidenhitler.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Addressing an Oktoberfest Event at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (QKKT0)

58 Jill Biden Slip Up on Oprah - Joe Offered Secretary of State Position

http://tinyurl.com/9l5nvv

Posted by: Hepcat at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (frbyY)

59 Empty chair linked in handle.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (mxnUd)

60 I was a nurse for Halloween once.


Awww shit, someone said it.  Time to break out the pic again.

http://i46.tinypic.com/20it65u.jpg

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

61 He'd have to come back from Italy, Lake Como, in order to do that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 03:03 PM (j1gX1)

 

He would.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (4df7R)

62 You put aside the fact Eastwood's speech was nothing like anyone was expecting, and just look at it again, and you see that the guy got some great shots in. "A smile attached to a body" comes to mind right now. Good guys....or maybe not if you've seen some of their ads. Some really good stuff. I think it worked, and these guys are going to make it viral just because of the delivery. Doing so makes it very easy to continually take it back to Biden.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 31, 2012 10:04 AM (6Zy+s)

63 Watching the left react to Clint Eastwood's chair thing is like watching George Costanza trying to come up with a good insult.

Posted by: Shoot Me at August 31, 2012 10:05 AM (qiXMt)

64 I am so sick to death of reading about the Hollywoods people who are feeling "sad" for Clint after his routine yesterday. So fucking delusional I can't take it. I hope that Clint dishes it right back to those retards.

Posted by: Sassy at August 31, 2012 10:06 AM (F69Y2)

65 "Intellect of the Democratic Party. A grin with a body behind it."

I liked Clint's lead-in to that even more - the matter-of-factly stated to InvisibleObama, "You're absolutely crazy!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 31, 2012 10:06 AM (X3lox)

66 I can only pray that the Dems try an empty chair copy of Clint's bit. If they had a betting line on this at Intrade -- or as someone mentioned in a previous thread, George Clooney talking to an empty suit ("MSNBC says 'Unprecedented Comic Genius!'") -- it would be soaring. You *know* that the Ds are going to try to mock it and open up an epic can o' #fail. jakeman's stock tip of the day: Popcorn futures.

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 10:06 AM (96M6e)

67 Try the veal! And don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.

Posted by: Shecky Bidenopolous at August 31, 2012 10:06 AM (5Rurq)

68

Watching the left react to Clint Eastwood's chair thing is like watching George Costanza trying to come up with a good insult.

 

Oh, yeah...well, the Jerk Store called...

Posted by: George Costanza at August 31, 2012 10:06 AM (7eD7C)

69 33 Hey now, Joe Biden is always the smartest guy in the room... when he's alone. Posted by: cranky-d at August 31,201202:57PM (GsXbZ) Second smartest. You have to count the wallpaper. 3 rd smartest. Don't forget the paste.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2012 10:06 AM (GFM2b)

70 I get no respect.

Posted by: Joeretha Bidenfield at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (PcoXF)

71 Awww shit, someone said it. Time to break out the pic again. http://i46.tinypic.com/20it65u.jpg Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 03:04 PM (GQ8sn) So, how you doin?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (4136b)

72 61 He'd have to come back from Italy, Lake Como, in order to do that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 03:03 PM (j1gX1)


He would.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at August 31, 2012 03:04 PM (4df7R)


Barky is desperate enough to send Air Force 1 for him.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (RD7QR)

73

OMG.

 

In addition to the horrible racism, how sexist can you get to assume that the WOMAN in scrubs is a nurse, not a doctor?

 

We need flaming boobs, STAT!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (SUKHu)

74 If the Dems try to pull the "mystery speaker" routine
MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist)

I love playing "Mystery Squeaker"!  I can usually always guess who's squeaker I'm in before they turn on the lights!

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (R18D0)

75
Joe Biden, you're no Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (ndqJC)

76 Nobody can  do  a  parody  of   Joe Biden. It's impossible.

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2012 10:07 AM (VndSC)

77 Joe Biden negotiating with Iran:

"My friends call me Joe Bidinejad."



Posted by: Hepcat at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (frbyY)

78 “Ask George,” he said – unclear who George was, maybe someone at the table –“who’s the most Greek Irishman he’s ever known.”

----------

Probably Stephanopolous.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (1c58W)

79 L'esprit de l'escalier. Look it up, Dems.

Posted by: jakeman at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (96M6e)

80

51 -

 

You know of George Clooney's whereabouts?  Why??

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (TOk1P)

81
When I open my chain of Big Fat Greek Restaurants - right next to those Hindozers' 7-11s in Dee-Lah-Waar - our specialty dish with be spanakopita served on pita bread.

I'll call it Choo-Choo's Spanakopita Pita! The illiteration is pure poetry, don'tchaknow?

And our mascot will be Little Geezer...

My mind is a whirling mass of pure entrepreneurial wonderment!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo, VP De Luxe at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (HmCnI)

82 Yeah, one of my ancestors was in the Trojan Horse.  Sacked Rome and everything.

Posted by: Joe "Aristotle" Biden at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (Hx5uv)

83 So, how you doin?

That's not me.  That's a pic of the wife on Halloween, hence the reason why I posted it.

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

84
Joe Biden?  He's the towel boy at Sofia's Bordello in Long Beach.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 31, 2012 10:08 AM (ndqJC)

85 Tensions between the Israeli and United States governments reached fever pitch over the issue of Iran’s nuclear program in a recent high-level meeting between the prime minister and the American ambassador, Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Friday. Last week Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu convened a closed-door meeting with visiting Congressman and House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers and American Ambassador to Israel Dan Shapiro. Netanyahu opened the discussion by lambasting the Obama administration for what he considered its ineffectual policy vis à vis Iran. Netanyahu then expressed his belief that the US should be pressuring Iran to stop its nuclear program rather than pressuring Israel not to attack. “Instead of effectively pressuring Iran, Obama and his people are pressuring us not to attack the nuclear facilities,” he reportedly said. He concluded by saying that the time for diplomacy had run out, the Yedioth report said. At one point during the meeting, Shapiro grew enraged by Netanyahu’s remarks, broke diplomatic protocol, and snapped at the PM, saying he was misrepresenting Obama’s position on Iran. According to a source at the meeting, “sparks and lightning were flying.” The US embassy did not comment on the Yedioth Ahronoth report.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 10:09 AM (j1gX1)

86

>>how sexist can you get to assume that the WOMAN in scrubs is a nurse, not a doctor?

 

I just assume they are into cosplay.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2012 10:09 AM (7eD7C)

87 I think Eastwood's bit will have legs. I just read a Yahoo article about it and there were already over 16,600 comments. I read about a hundred of them and they were all positive. Every single one. America got the joke. What Eastwood did, in one of the most unique ways imaginable, was play the village idiot who gets the last laugh. Obama somehow, I swear, seem to be in that chair, bitching and complaining. Then Eastwood reminded all politicians -- including the ones in the house -- that we employ them, not the other way around. That comment appeared again and again on the Yahoo site. It was beautiful. I can imagine, in about two days, we'll see the empty chair in ads, tee shirts, and jokes. Obama has officially been reduced to this status ... and it's about time.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at August 31, 2012 10:09 AM (lOlyY)

88 Empty Chair and his running mate Empty Skull.

Posted by: eman at August 31, 2012 10:10 AM (Wp4rQ)

89 Let's pretend we are working for msnbc. And let's pretend that joe biden is a republican. "“I’m Joe Bidenopoulos.” host: "I can't believe that he wants us to be Greece, to have the same economic problems they do. Of course, talking about Greece, one can only assume this is code for "the republicans want us to fail they want us to be Greece and they think we are all Greece." "he turned to her tablemate, who was wearing scrubs, and asked, ‘Are you a nurse?'" host: Well of course the republicans would assume that a woman in scrubs was a nurse, of course they would not in their wildest dreams assume that she could be a doctor. Those republicans are so anti woman, they are talking in code again, assuming that a woman is always the second in command at the hospital, never the leader, not the doctor, how dare they" "“Can I get some rice pudding to go?” host: "That's right, knock the first lady, ask for the sweetest most fattening desert you can think of while she is trying to steer school children away from fatty, sweet deserts. These republicans, always in code, always in code, trying to undermine the first lady's campaign for healty eating".

Posted by: cynder ella at August 31, 2012 10:10 AM (oZfic)

90 You know of George Clooney's whereabouts? Why?? Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2012 03:08 PM (TOk1P) It's common knowledge he has a house there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 10:10 AM (j1gX1)

91 I am so sick to death of reading about the Hollywoods people who are feeling "sad" for Clint after his routine yesterday. So fucking delusional I can't take it. I hope that Clint dishes it right back to those retards. Posted by: Sassy

Shit,  I wish I'd look that good when I'm 82.

Posted by: Heath Ledger at August 31, 2012 10:10 AM (R18D0)

92 Outside of election day, there is nothing I am more looking forward to than Paul Ryan eviscerating this guy, while Joe stands there with that goofy smile on his face.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 31, 2012 10:10 AM (6Zy+s)

93 Awww shit, someone said it. Time to break out the pic again.

http://i46.tinypic.com/20it65u.jpg>>>

Hhhhheeeellllloooooo Nurse (wolf whistle)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 31, 2012 10:10 AM (tf9Ne)

94 Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn) sorry...

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 31, 2012 10:11 AM (4136b)

95
I wanted to stop at a soul food place, but you need to pop a cap in some bro's ass just to git some grits.

Posted by: Ice Ice Biden at August 31, 2012 10:11 AM (Bf15u)

96 The US embassy did not comment on the Yedioth Ahronoth report.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 03:09 PM (j1gX1)


Hmmm. Skeptical, unless it's a strategic leak from the PM's office to a friendly journalist. Seems awfully detailed.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at August 31, 2012 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

97

 

Barky has had 'teleprompter malfunctions' several times....and stood there like a dunce, stuttering.

Even without a 'malfunction' going on....he has read the words wrong.

"Navy corpse-man"....?

Not once, but three times.

 

And the Left wants to mock Clint Eastwood's performance last night?

This will backfire on them.

Posted by: wheatie at August 31, 2012 10:11 AM (5BAYg)

98

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2012 03:09 PM (j1gX1)

 

  The LA Times Video.   Rlease the Khalidi-Obama Sex Tape! 

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (7eD7C)

99 I think the entire Dem apparatus had no Idea what Clint was doing. Mumble mumble um um um BAM. He whack em hard. There was no sound bites. Only a skit that destroyed the one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (9TTOe)

100

I find the trend at Rasmussen's Presidential Tracking Poll interesting.

 

Try this: Put the bottom of a piece of paper along the 45% line covering everything above 45%. Look how much time since March 1 Obama has spent below the line compared to Romney.

 

Now hold the paper so that it's top is at the 45% line and notice how much time the two candidates have each spent above the 45% line. Any romeny bounce should be evident by next Monday. I don't expect much. This looks to be a grinding campaign of attrition.

 

Also note that Obama hasn't hit 48% since very early in the year. He seems to have a 47% ceiling. We'll see if he can break and sustain above 47% after his convention. I predict he gets a good bounce and a quick fade.

 

Bring on the ads and more mockery and let's finish him off.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (1Y+hH)

101 How about some reviews of the one on Amazon. I suggest this

tinyurl.com/9ecey34

Only 27 reviews so far.  First one (actual review) "Fell apart after seven months."

Posted by: Flounder at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (Kkt/i)

102 At one point during the meeting, Shapiro grew enraged by Netanyahu’s remarks, broke diplomatic protocol, and snapped at the PM


Not smart.  Bibi is ex-SF and would fuck him up using only his thumbs.

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)

103 Chicken and Waffles? What kind of a combo is that? Waiter, I'll take #2 (audible laughs) with a grape drank.

Posted by: Joey X at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (jucos)

104 I would like to flip the debate schedule......3 VP debates, 1 Pres debate.



Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2012 10:12 AM (X6akg)

105 Emperor Longshanks Obama and court jester Biden.

Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2012 10:13 AM (h6XiD)

106 You like-a da juice, eh?  Hey Helios!  He like-a da juice!

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 31, 2012 10:13 AM (BYSrJ)

107 And the Left wants to mock Clint Eastwood's performance last night?
This will backfire on them.

Clint's used to dealing with this shit for years. 

I seem to recall he told Spike Lee, between the lines, to go fuck himself over some racial comments he made about Clint's films "Bird" and "Sands Of Iwo Jima".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 31, 2012 10:13 AM (e0xKF)

108 EC, If you're still here, there's an answer to your tetas billboard question on the last thread.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (ogdab)

109

“What do you mean you’ll let us get cheaper energy if we loan you another 6 trillion dollars?”

//Josie Wales to M.T. Chair


“it is pretty hard dealing with adversity, you know I grew up in the last Great Depression and I remem…what no listen ‘adversity’ is not about your golf game…”

//Bronco Billy to M.T. Chair


“it’s important all of us Republican, Democrat, independent remember we own the nation and the politiciand work for us we want a leader who is treans…no no put that down I am not saying you need to buy a glass window when I say you should be more transparent.”

//Philoe Beddoe to M.T.Chair


"you know one of the most gratifying thing I ever did in a comedy was work with Clyde in Any Which Way but Loose it really is interesting how close to use certain simians can be in reason.....well now that you mention it could be a lot like working with Biden."

//Mitchell Gant to M.T. Chair

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (LRFds)

110 Emperor Longshanks Obama and court jester Biden. Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2012 03:13 PM (h6XiD) Maybe shortshanks? At least longshanks had some success.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (9TTOe)

111
I asked Jill if she was interested in checking out my Greek column, but she just snickered.

Why'd she have to do that?

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo, VP De Luxe at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (HmCnI)

112 Even without a 'malfunction' going on....he has read the words wrong.
"Navy corpse-man"....?
Not once, but three times.



Oh'-ree-ahn!! 



That's how all of us Americans say it.

Posted by: Ivy League Barky, Canine Connoisseur at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (X3lox)

113 I don't believe that most of the left has yet figured out what Clint  just  did to their savior last night. It was a full frontal castration. That  chair will be remembered like Dukakis's tank and Kerry windsurfer.

Posted by: Roy at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (VndSC)

114 Joe Biden is Barack Obama's James Stockdale....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 31, 2012 10:14 AM (P6H+d)

115
That's not me. That's a pic of the wife on Halloween, hence the reason why I posted it.

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)










Not to mention, bragging rights.

Bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2012 10:15 AM (TIIx5)

116 I picked out the Doric columns at the inauguration you know.

Say, are you rice pudding?

Posted by: Joe Bidenopolous at August 31, 2012 10:15 AM (qYvEa)

117 Outside of election day, there is nothing I am more looking forward to than Paul Ryan eviscerating this guy, while Joe stands there with that goofy smile on his face.

Joe will never make it to the debate.  There's already a plan to have a mole slip him a business card that's printed with "see other side" on both sides.

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 31, 2012 10:15 AM (B7tZ7)

118 "Hi, I'm Joe Bidenopolous. Can you smell my gyro?" I keep picturing the Obama campaign distancing themselves from Biden just like the Chief distances himself from the asylum at the end of 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'.

Posted by: Uatu at August 31, 2012 10:15 AM (QI7bx)

119 I had assumed in honor of joe that you guys will change your pudding of choice from butterscotch to rice.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 31, 2012 10:16 AM (oZfic)

120 You like-a da juice, eh? Hey Helios! He like-a da juice!Posted by: WaitingForMartel

My brother and I loved that skit for some reason. So dumb but funny. It was kind of a riff on Belushi's 'Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger' but more offensive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2012 10:16 AM (xrX4n)

121 EC,

If you're still here, there's an answer to your tetas billboard question on the last thread.


Got it!  Thanks! 

Is was as I suspected.

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 10:16 AM (GQ8sn)

122 the villages....America's home town..... ah...good ole joe

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 10:16 AM (EgraG)

123 As for the guest speaker... When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win. George Clooney Luckily BAM doesn't understand that.

Posted by: RWC at August 31, 2012 10:16 AM (fWAjv)

124 @90 It's common knowledge he has a house there.

And with that, knowledge joins sense, law, and decency on the commons.

Posted by: comatus at August 31, 2012 10:17 AM (qaVK+)

125 "Intellect of the Democratic Party. A grin with a body behind it."

And that was being nice.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 10:17 AM (BAnPT)

126 the villages....America's home town..... ah...good ole joe Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 03:16 PM (EgraG) Scuse me young lady. Thats America's FRIENDLYEST home town

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 31, 2012 10:17 AM (9TTOe)

127 hillary will be the dems special guest. If they go hollywood, everyone will yawn.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 31, 2012 10:17 AM (oZfic)

128 yawning at your cat piss comments

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 10:18 AM (EgraG)

129

90 -

 

Define "common knowledge." 

 

I  don't know where ANY celebs live,  except zombie  Elvis. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2012 10:19 AM (TOk1P)

130 He truly is a doddering calamity of a marvelous disaster.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 31, 2012 10:19 AM (xrX4n)

131 Emperor Longshanks Obama and court jester Biden.
Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2012 03:13 PM (h6XiD)

Maybe shortshanks? At least longshanks had some success. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

Emperor Momshanks?

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 10:19 AM (BAnPT)

132 127 hillary will be the dems special guest.

If they go hollywood, everyone will yawn.

Per Drudge, Hillary is trying to stay as far as possible from Charlotte during the convention.

Maybe she'll take the blow-up between the US Ambassador to Israel and Bibi as an excuse to visit Israel next week.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 31, 2012 10:20 AM (e0xKF)

133

Can't wait to see the Dem convention next week.  The whole agenda seems to revolve around their unfettered joy and desire to kill babies.  And anyone that opposes that hates women?  I just don't get it.  And pay for your own damn birth control Sandra. 

It's really frustrating to be labeled a hater and a racist at every turn.  There is no substance to thier arguments.  Ad hominem attacks are all that they have.  I guess that is a good thing, but it is frustrating.  Especially since we have a corrput media that perpetuates the stupidity. 

 

 

Posted by: california red at August 31, 2012 10:20 AM (Ho3p+)

134 131 Panzer,

and his consort Lady Arms McCracken

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 10:20 AM (LRFds)

135 I seem to recall he told Spike Lee, between the lines, to go fuck himself over some racial comments he made about Clint's films "Bird" and "Sands Of Iwo Jima".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 31, 2012 03:13 PM (e0xKF) /i]

 

Yeah.  That's when Clint kind of cemented himself in my heart.   Spike Lee was    calling him out for not putting any    black people in    the WWII film he was doing at the time (I assume it was "Letters From Iwo Jima," but    can't remember), and Clint more or less said, "There were no black soldiers in this unit, you idiot."

 

"Letters From Iwo Jima" is, btw, an awesome movie.  And I don't just say that because    one     of my favorite J-actors is in it.  I actually preferred it to "Flags of our Fathers."     The ending makes me breakdown in tears every time.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:21 AM (4df7R)

136
I said Cheeburger Cheeburger first, and it was misappropriated by John Belushi for SNL.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2012 10:21 AM (ndqJC)

137

"Vaginas in chairs! It's genius!"

 

Clit Yeastwood? 'opoulos?

Posted by: Chance the Bidener at August 31, 2012 10:21 AM (QjSgY)

138

Stupid formatting tags, how do they work?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:21 AM (4df7R)

139 63 Watching the left react to Clint Eastwood's chair thing is like watching George Costanza trying to come up with a good insult.

Posted by: Shoot Me at August 31, 2012 03:05 PM (qiXMt)


Ha! Jerkstore! Still love that one.

Posted by: Flounder at August 31, 2012 10:21 AM (Kkt/i)

140 brandon you don't understand......cat piss cinderfella is two days ahead of the news..... it's a troll

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 31, 2012 10:22 AM (EgraG)

141 Hi ya, folks.  I'm Joe Bidenopolous.  You might remember me as vice president of the United States.   Let me ask you a personal question.  Have you ever wanted to play the guitar.......?

Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2012 10:22 AM (ZHs1M)

142 134 she's biceptual, alright.


Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 10:22 AM (BAnPT)

143 "Low information voters need the short sentence version." NBC News

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 10:22 AM (BAnPT)

144 DNC "Mystery Speaker" bets:


Margaret Cho
Carrot Top
Seth McFarlane
Jason Biggs
Bill Maher
Oprah
Cher
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Joe Soptic with zombie wife

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 10:22 AM (GQ8sn)

145 Joe Biden is Barack Obama's James Stockdale

No, no, no! Don't insult Adm. Stockdale like that! Google up a bio on Stockdale and you'll see what I mean.

He had one performance in front of America, and he did poorly. But he was a warrior of the highest caliber. Neither Obama nor Biden are worthy to sniff his jockstrap.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2012 10:24 AM (xm1A1)

146 check out twitchy. Jason Biggs has been tweeting obscenities about the GOP's wives. He's got a gig with Nickelodeon, I hear.

Posted by: vivi at August 31, 2012 10:24 AM (OTPxW)

147
Watching liberal buttlick Sally Kohn attempt to demean and deride Clint Eastwood is comical.  She should stick to telling vajayjay jokes and pretending to be a pundit. 

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at August 31, 2012 10:24 AM (ndqJC)

148 @31: Vaginas in Chairs? Sounds like a band name.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at August 31, 2012 10:24 AM (izA2D)

149 Doesn't this sum up that last 4 years nicely... http://tinyurl.com/8w5kvqv

Posted by: RWC at August 31, 2012 10:25 AM (fWAjv)

150 148 Tim the Enchanter,

or an emergency meeting of DHS with Aunt Jan

Posted by: sven10077 at August 31, 2012 10:25 AM (LRFds)

151

Naw Biden is a Secret Mastermind, the Power Behind - actually Beyond - the Throne.

Like that Iraqi dude, during the occupation. Muqtada Al-Sadr... you only thought he was an overweight slackjawed dumbass, but that's what he wanted you to think.

Posted by: Uterus Cannon at August 31, 2012 10:25 AM (3ZtZW)

152 Vaginas in Chairs? Sounds like a band name. Or a DNC meeting.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 31, 2012 10:26 AM (9TTOe)

153 I can't help but wonder how many times My Beloved Barack has dutch-ovened Joe with His magical vapours. Sigh... maybe one day it will be me.

Posted by: Li'l Miss Pissy Chrissy Tingles at August 31, 2012 10:26 AM (sAEwK)

154 Who is Jason Biggs? Nickelodeon? The kids channel? Mr Biggs better watch himself or he'll get fired from the kids channel.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 31, 2012 10:26 AM (jucos)

155 Poor ol' Biden. He wants so badly to be George Stephanopoulos. And no doubt, George would like Biden's position. Is Obama going to dump Joe for George?

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 10:26 AM (BAnPT)

156 "Low information voters need the short sentence version." NBC News

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 31, 2012 03:22 PM (BAnPT)

 

Where's Toure?   When's he going to call out NBC for making the racist assumption that black people are    too dumb to understand long sentences?

 

And before you argue that there was no racial animus attached to the comment, I would like to draw your attention to the use of the word "low" in "low information voters."   Wearing one's pants "low," and thus exposing your underwear, is a common    practice among black urban youth.   This is clearly    a racist dog whistle!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:26 AM (4df7R)

157 DNC "Mystery Speaker" bets:

Hologram Che

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at August 31, 2012 10:26 AM (/kI1Q)

158 Yeah. That's when Clint kind of cemented himself in my heart. Spike Lee was calling him out for not putting any black people in the WWII film he was doing at the time (I assume it was "Letters From Iwo Jima," but can't remember), and Clint more or less said, "There were no black soldiers in this unit, you idiot."

.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at August 31, 2012 03:21 PM (4df7R)



LOL.  Shelton is such an insecure pile of shit just like the JEF.  Mo' Better Blues was such a fucking trainwreck where he posed some reasonably good questions about music and proceeded to answer none of them; and then stuck the most ridiculously sappy ending on it.  Plus he trashed the whole fucking soundtrack with his father's horrendous compositions.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny solidarity) at August 31, 2012 10:27 AM (8gs37)

159 Lincoln Chaffee to lead off next week's much-anticipated DNC musical segment "Apostacy Now!" segment, Done up as the Joel Grey MC, he will do the opener from "Cabaret" but retitled "Wilkommenz Wimmenz." This smashing number will be followed by the Maine Twinz, O-Sno and Suzie-C, in pigtails and wearing parochial schoolgirls' uniforms, reprising the famous Tiny Tim version of the old standard, this one retitled "Tiptoe Through the Wingnutz."

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 31, 2012 10:27 AM (PH+2B)

160

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2012 03:22 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Chance the Bidener at August 31, 2012 10:27 AM (QjSgY)

161 eah. That's when Clint kind of cemented himself in my heart. Spike Lee was calling him out for not putting any black people in the WWII film he was doing at the time (I assume it was "Letters From Iwo Jima," but can't remember), and Clint more or less said, "There were no black soldiers in this unit, you idiot."


IIRC, the film in question was "Flags Of Our Fathers" and, as you said, Clint pointed out that there were no black soldiers in the unit in question.

With "Bird", Lee had made a comment about a white man directing a film about a black jazz legend like Bird Parker and Clint said "Look, dumbfuck, my love of jazz and my pull with Warner Brothers are the only reasons the film even got made."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 31, 2012 10:27 AM (e0xKF)

162 And before you argue that there was no racial animus attached to the comment, I would like to draw your attention to the use of the word "low" in "low information voters." Wearing one's pants "low," and thus exposing your underwear, is a common practice among black urban youth. This is clearly a racist dog whistle! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at August 31, 2012 03:26 PM (4df7R) Don't forget low riders. Those hispanics like those low rider cars.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 31, 2012 10:27 AM (9TTOe)

163

Bidenopolous: hey, Sweetie! You….you got a little Greek in you don’t ya?

Girl: Ummm, no…

Bidenopolous: Do you want some?

Posted by: tc at August 31, 2012 10:27 AM (wb4qc)

164

hot mic;

Look, ladies, it’s like this. We’ve got these giant pink n’ rubber suits, I know what they look like, but just hear me out, we just need some sweeties to climb in those things and get out there and demand some respect and show what the Dems do for women. You don’t mind do you? Great, and you’re totally lookin’ at me like you want me, you do want me don’t you…./

Posted by: Bidenopolous at August 31, 2012 10:28 AM (wb4qc)

165

 there was probably some reason for Biden to say those things

 

Yea, brain damage

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 31, 2012 10:29 AM (C2//T)

166

there was probably some reason for Biden to say those things



Yea, brain damage

 

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 31, 2012 03:29 PM (C2//T)

 

That, and he picked the wrong week to    start sniffing airplane glue.  Again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 31, 2012 10:29 AM (4df7R)

167 Yeah, he's from Scrantonopolis.... Posted by: sven10077

No, the wind direction changed; he's from Delawheropolis again.

Posted by: Blue Henakklion at August 31, 2012 10:30 AM (dQKMZ)

168 Itz what they doo.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 31, 2012 10:31 AM (PH+2B)

169 he was overheard yelling "This IS SPARTA!!" as he gobbled his rice pudding.....

(cribbed from hotair.)

Posted by: pool reporter at August 31, 2012 10:31 AM (wb4qc)

170 "Can I git me one of them hunting licenses here?"

Posted by: SurferDoc at August 31, 2012 10:33 AM (6H6FZ)

171 DNC Convention. Muzzies & Gheys. NEED MOAR BANDAGES!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2012 10:34 AM (GFM2b)

172

@145 - I know that; but anyone who saw what the press did to Stockdale (and SNL was unrelenting) who didn't know his amazing history would only have known him from their characterization of the man.

 

Stockdale didn't deserve it - Biden most certainly does; but who gets the buffoon treatment?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 31, 2012 10:35 AM (P6H+d)

173 Hey, if I look at this Greek gyro plate through a Crakerjack magic decoder ring, does it become a gyroscope?

Posted by: Joe "m-o-o-n spells train" Biden at August 31, 2012 10:37 AM (vjyZP)

174 I've quoted this tune's lyrics before, but it oughta be playing when Mitt strolls through the puddles down in St. SoakedAgain parish with Bobby-J. The first line from Randy Newman's "Louisiana 1927:" "What has happened down here is the wind have changed . . ."

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 31, 2012 10:37 AM (PH+2B)

175 Pull no punches.  Rip the demented old f**k apart.  Make his family name a joke for generations to come.

Posted by: Reactionary at August 31, 2012 10:38 AM (xUM1Q)

176 Stockdale didn't deserve it - Biden most certainly does; but who gets the buffoon treatment?


Who Amtrak and what Amtrak doing here?

Posted by: Joe "m-o-o-n spells train" Biden at August 31, 2012 10:39 AM (vjyZP)

177 Biden in French Quarter: "Hey, anybody ever call this place "Deaux Bits en France"? Taheeheeheeheehee! Are you a French nurse?

Posted by: ChampionCapua at August 31, 2012 10:39 AM (KZi9D)

178 3 rd smartest. Don't forget the paste.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2012 03:06 PM (GFM2b)


Paste tastes good.

Posted by: Joe "m-o-o-n spells train" Biden at August 31, 2012 10:42 AM (vjyZP)

179 I think erg must have tipped off cat piss about the urinal mints. Who knows- they may go great with kitty litter!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at August 31, 2012 10:42 AM (izA2D)

180 The photo of Biden at a BBQ party chasing people with a supersoaker.

The buffoon without courtly guile. Obama needs Biden as a bulwark for his own fragile ego.

Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2012 10:43 AM (h6XiD)

181 somebody should put together a video of Biden's greatest hits - not to hit Biden- but to point out the JEF picked him.  This is who he surrounds himself with, and puts a heart beat away from the White House

Posted by: thunderb at August 31, 2012 10:44 AM (Dnbau)

182

At the end of the VP debate, Ryan should simply look at the crowd for a moment, then state "With Obama as president, this man is 1 heart beat away from the button."

 

 

Posted by: Reactionary at August 31, 2012 10:45 AM (xUM1Q)

183 Saint Joseph of Bidenomics!

Posted by: John "Dana Carvey" McLaughlin at August 31, 2012 10:48 AM (60GaT)

184 Biden is an example of the JEF's stellar judgement - they need to hang hm around his neck like an albatross

Posted by: thunderb at August 31, 2012 10:48 AM (Dnbau)

185 The Wednesday night segment of the RNC extravaganza, titled "Abortions'R'Us", will be headlined with (yes, they've got her coming, swearsy) the Show Me! state's Sen. Claire McCaskill, who will be rolled onto the stage on an OB gurney, dressed in a stylish backless gown, her feet up in the stirrups.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 31, 2012 10:48 AM (PH+2B)

186

Is it a faux pas to dip one's testicles in rice pudding on Nov. 6th, 2012, after

the polls close?

Posted by: Iquiring Mind Still Not Up On Moron Ettiquette at August 31, 2012 10:50 AM (8Yw7K)

187 we suporrrrrrrrrrt...a woman's right to choooooose...women's health......between her and her doctorrrrr......

Posted by: The Party of Euphemism at August 31, 2012 10:50 AM (60GaT)

188 These are OR scrubs. O R THEY?????

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 31, 2012 10:52 AM (wf7zD)

189

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf**k of a miserable failure.

 

Joe Biden is just a stuttering clusterf**k.

Posted by: T at August 31, 2012 10:53 AM (IWwgs)

190 Joe Biden is Barack Obama's James Stockdale. Joe Biden isn't even Barack Obama's John Edwards Henry Wallace Agnew. Joe Biden is Barack Obama's Joe Biden.

Posted by: BuddyPC at August 31, 2012 10:54 AM (nXICX)

191 152> Vaginas in Chairs? Sounds like a band name.

Vagina riot?

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 31, 2012 11:07 AM (BYSrJ)

192 185 I thought McCaskill was one of the many avoiding the DNC.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at August 31, 2012 11:09 AM (NhGgS)

193 It's easy to mock Joe Biden, and also fun, which is why we should do it. But I really am starting to wonder if there's some sort of underlying neurological stuff going on here, like incipient dementia. I mean, he's always been a complete cabbage but the gaffes seem to be more random and bizarre these days. When you see a Bad Lip Reading version of Biden speaking and can't tell it from the real thing, it's time for ol' Joe to get a CAT scan.

Posted by: David Gillies at August 31, 2012 11:16 AM (OLivq)

194 Y'know, Biden sounds a little like some of the guys who wander into the Greek restaurant near the nursing home...

They're mostly harmless, they mean well, they just want to be friendly and chat, but they're old, and out of touch, and .. I don't want any of 'em to be dogcatcher, let alone veep.

Mew

Posted by: acat at August 31, 2012 11:18 AM (4UkCP)

195 Would you like to go to a party in my pants?

Posted by: Brick Biden at August 31, 2012 12:07 PM (eHIJJ)

196 You really need to keep Uncle Joe out of the ouzo. Just sayin', not pickin'...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 31, 2012 01:01 PM (1hM1d)

197 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2012 03:16 PM (6o4Fb)

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