June 29, 2007

CNN/AP EXCLUSIVE: "S"
— Ace

S! Finally! S!

Okay, you're going to think this is dumb, probably, as I did at first. CNN ran the following AP story.

The whole story is "S." And then "Copyright AP." Not super funny, maybe, but this Fark thread gets a lot of mileage out of it, with arguments about whether or not the story is biased, etc.

But it's the photoshops that are really funny. Like FoxNews trying the spin the story, or, especially, this in-depth Time magazine analysis.

Thanks to Sinistar.

Posted by: Ace at 05:56 PM | Comments (28)
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1

Uh oh, did you see the disclaimer? They've copyrighted "s."  Now you can't uze more than three without violating fair uze.


 


Posted by: Emily Litella at June 29, 2007 06:02 PM (r1Ip+)

2 s

Posted by: Hal at June 29, 2007 06:03 PM (GtsnN)

3 The only letter permitted by the Constitution is S.

Posted by: Ron Paul at June 29, 2007 06:04 PM (1UCRY)

4 Hey..I own the copyright to all things ass!

Oh, you said "s"?

Never mind.

Posted by: Ana Marie Cox at June 29, 2007 06:10 PM (T93tD)

5 OK, its a bit dumb, but hey, dumb stories are doubleplusundead bread and butter. I thought it was kinda funny, but the Farkers really carried it.

Posted by: Sinistar at June 29, 2007 06:11 PM (KyMWc)

6 First in a series of four articles.  Tomorrow - h.

Posted by: profligatewasete at June 29, 2007 06:13 PM (5uRRZ)

7 PELOSI, REID TO PUSH NEW AGENDA TO FORCE N

Posted by: CNN at June 29, 2007 06:18 PM (1UCRY)

8 Hey the letter thing is our bit. Were gonna come over there and kick your ass.

Posted by: The Sesame Street Gang at June 29, 2007 06:19 PM (gNyUT)

9 FoxNews Internet Poll:

G:  16%

Q:  6%

F:  11%

Ron Paul:  65%

Posted by: CNN at June 29, 2007 06:20 PM (1UCRY)

10 Heh, Bryan at HA ran a poll as to what the failed terrorist plot was distracting us from. A lot of people asked where Ron Paul was...

Posted by: Sinistar at June 29, 2007 06:22 PM (KyMWc)

11 Thanks God the fairness doctrine didn't get anywhere, or we'd have G too.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 29, 2007 06:22 PM (Rx9GP)

12 I've always liked S. Has curves in all the right places. Not like that fatty 'C', or that boney 'N'. And don't think I'm a freak or anything, but even the lowercase 's' looks pretty good.

Posted by: wahhaw at June 29, 2007 06:27 PM (KyHUV)

13 ha!  you won't see truthiness like S on faux noise, now will you?

Posted by: erg munck the urbanite at June 29, 2007 06:29 PM (HtEGF)

14 Hey, I remember Larry the U!

Speaking of trolls, what ever happened to Seattle?

Posted by: Sinistar at June 29, 2007 06:34 PM (KyMWc)

15 What the F?

Posted by: N. O'Brain at June 29, 2007 06:56 PM (l6Hcc)

16 S takes subliminal to a whole new level.

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at June 29, 2007 07:00 PM (DV0/w)

17 Bushitler is now half way to re-instituting the SS.

Posted by: pbrown at June 29, 2007 08:18 PM (NP8hw)

18

To all thoce koncerned about the rickc of violating the AP'c kopyright on "s," I kommend the cubcitution of the letter "c," one of whoce two pronunciationc is identikal to it.


Of kource, for perfekt klarity we muct renounce the uce of "c" for itc alternate "k" cound, but really, how bad would that be?


 


Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 30, 2007 02:19 AM (PzL/5)

19

It's really easy to get under Johnson's skin, and you need not be discourteous. Just ask resonable questions with whose basis he disagrees. He'll go berserk quickly.


 


I know.


Posted by: drjohn at June 30, 2007 02:43 AM (3+DdE)

20 I remember S when he was just a two-bit letter hanging out in cheap signs and left-wing pamphlets.  Guess he figured out how to get to the big-time.

Posted by: eman at June 30, 2007 03:40 AM (FWrFx)

21 Thure, you think ith funny, but you never had to rethite the preamble
to the Conthituthion in front of your clathmateth in fourth grade.



Eth! We hathe it, we do, prethiouth! Eth!



(Lithp? What lithp?)

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 30, 2007 04:01 AM (8F+iI)

22 Wait! A dark new theory of a bigoted undercurrent emerges. You have to
ask youself: what demographic of the population uses a lisping "s" to
define its cultural norm?  It's a shibboleth of Eth! And CNN is
complicit! (Complithit! heh.)



This "S" is just a teaser for a whole new series highlighting how mere
human sounds are now racist indicators. The "S" is just the beginning.
Soon, we'll have an expose on the virulent "SH" so problematic to certain illegal immigrant demographics.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at June 30, 2007 04:10 AM (8F+iI)

23 CNN looks to have a big S-hit here.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 30, 2007 04:19 AM (fdMig)

24

S:  "Well, Wolf remember without me we would hve just one of a lot of things"


Wolf Blittzer:  "Are you a gay-Letter?"


S:  "Let me me answer this way; I've seen the fronts and backs of all sorts of letters.  I like it all."


WB: "I see.  Let's move on to the situation in Iraq.  There is a rumor going around in Washington that you let Vice President Cheney deliberately and unjustifiably insert you at the end of the term WMD.  What's your response to these charges?"


S: " That was the intelligence we had at the time and I stand by my insertion."


Posted by: eman at June 30, 2007 05:09 AM (FWrFx)

25 The Time cover was the best. The words in the background seal the deal. "Sloppy Seconds" indeed...

Posted by: jhc at June 30, 2007 06:43 AM (A0beJ)

26

'S'?


As in 'S'cotland?


I smell a consipracy.


Posted by: jmflynny at June 30, 2007 07:56 AM (iAdm7)

27 No, jmflynny.
Not 'S' as in Scotland.

'S' as in Scandi.
Those CNN buggers are trying to make it easier for the Scandis to take over in cahoots with their New York Money Men.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 30, 2007 09:39 AM (6cdFB)

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