May 31, 2017

CNN Severs Ties With Sad Lonely Clownwhore Kathy Griffin
— Ace


Posted by: Ace at 09:43 AM | Comments (597)
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1 woohoo 1st!

Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at May 31, 2017 09:44 AM (xkRaY)

2 Slicing like a hammer!

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 31, 2017 09:44 AM (ukNFU)

3 corgis en route

Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at May 31, 2017 09:45 AM (xkRaY)

4 Nice!

Posted by: VKI at May 31, 2017 09:45 AM (qySNZ)

5 CNN probably realizes that stunts like this unfunny talent-less bint pulled are precisely how you get more Trump.

Can't have that, so ass meet curb, Kathy.

Posted by: DocJ at May 31, 2017 09:45 AM (NYS7S)

6 Excellent news...

Posted by: Toni at May 31, 2017 09:45 AM (ppbIJ)

7 It breaks my covfefe to see her career ruined like this.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (DQ4Fv)

8 Well darn, so much for the Times Squares ball falling on her at the stroke of midnight...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (GBWQj)

9 Come on guys, its not like a performer would ever do anything bad.

Posted by: J. W. Booth at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (z/Ubi)

10 Ace, good on you for giving it to that sanctimonious prick Jake Tapper on Twitter.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (OD2ni)

11 With no Kathy Griffin to make me chuckle, I guess I'll just have to drink to enjoy my New Year's Eve this year.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (C278+)

12 Wanna bet she streaks across the stage anyway at some point? Just meditate on that for today's GAINZZZ

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (yL25O)

13 Could there be a word for her??? Useless as she is??? Never gave it much thought??? To bad????

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (jsWA8)

14 Kathy Griffin committed a CLI.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (hLRSq)

15 Sad Lonely Clownwhore Covfefe Griffin

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (DQ4Fv)

16 Hope she gets into prOn now!!  Yeah!!!!!

Fire-Engine Red carpet and drapes

Posted by: Really really sick pervert at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (jjaLl)

17 But...who will give me my fake blowjob now!?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (qJhUV)

18 CNN Severs Ties With Sad Lonely Clownwhore Kathy Griffin

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What will she tell her loyal fan?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 09:46 AM (C52a9)

19 9 Well darn, so much for the Times Squares ball falling on her at the stroke of midnight... Or a house, after a really big tornado. Tornadoe? Torvfefe?

Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at May 31, 2017 09:47 AM (xkRaY)

20 No such thing as bad publicity. #winning

Posted by: Sad Lonely Clownwhore at May 31, 2017 09:47 AM (XoldI)

21 CNN covfefe'd the rat bag.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 09:47 AM (493sH)

22 Is there any truth to the rumor that Kathy Griffin is so unfunny that Amy Schumer won't even bother stealing her jokes?

Posted by: Furious George at May 31, 2017 09:47 AM (j+dfT)

23 Griffin Fired Pelley Demoted Gaia Raped It's been a good day.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 09:47 AM (ul9CR)

24 Dont worry, Amy Scummer will be happy to blow Anderson Pooper on live TV...

Posted by: Ricky Retardo at May 31, 2017 09:47 AM (pchgp)

25 The thing about that photo -- Trump's detached head was more attractive than hers!

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:48 AM (DQ4Fv)

26 *Sad Trombone*

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 09:48 AM (luj3F)

27 Next it is time to go after Gregg Easterbrook. Trump tweeted that his kids were having a hard time with what the hag did. Easterbrook immediately said that Trump has "put his own boy in play" and he didn't want to hear about kids being off limits. http://tinyurl.com/y9d34yej I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 31, 2017 09:48 AM (J70i0)

28 Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 09:48 AM (493sH)

29 >>>Is there any truth to the rumor that Kathy Griffin is so unfunny that Amy Schumer won't even bother stealing her jokes?



Yes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 09:48 AM (jjaLl)

30 Now people will get upset. I used to laugh at the idea we live in a computer simulation. I'm not laughing any more.

Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 09:48 AM (3myMJ)

31 22 CNN covfefe'd the rat bag. Posted by: TheQuietMan They Deep Covfefed her.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (DQ4Fv)

32 No such thing as bad publicity. #winning" Really?

Posted by: The other Sheen kid... at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (MINbv)

33 People's responses to events aren't proper. Something is very wrong.

Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (3myMJ)

34 Fire-Engine Red carpet and drapes Posted by: Really really sick pervert at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (jjaLl) Those pRon production outfits run on a shoestring. They couldn't afford an epidemic of broken cameras.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (7MWCL)

35 Ace can we get a recap of your tweets at Jake Tapper?

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (yL25O)

36 29
Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)

6...you forgot the camera crew

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (5Uq5D)

37 Covfefe is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:49 AM (DQ4Fv)

38 >>>Clownwhore Who would pay to have sex with a clown?

Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (mqHvU)

39 CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year's Eve program. However, she will be joining Kate Bolduan as co-anchor of CNN News because, let's face it, those gals Bring It!

Posted by: WHY DID IT TAKE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (Ndje9)

40 They will quietly bring her back in a few months.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (mpXpK)

41 So treason is where they draw the line?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (fceHP)

42 Kathy Griffin has been hoist by her own covfefe.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (DQ4Fv)

43 18 But...who will give me my fake blowjob now!?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (qJhUV)


Hmm, perhaps this could be my comeback?

Posted by: Milo at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (OU4q6)

44 Covfefe is for closers, Kathy.

Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (Bdeb0)

45 This proves once again that you never go full Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at May 31, 2017 09:50 AM (yL25O)

46 If Ms. Griffin is now off the NYE show, could they do something about not having Don Lemon provides his somewhat less than sober comments from New Orleans as well?

Posted by: Cascadia at May 31, 2017 09:51 AM (1i0sU)

47 30 >>>Is there any truth to the rumor that Kathy Griffin is so unfunny that Amy Schumer won't even bother stealing her jokes? Yes. Posted by: Amy Schumer IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARE BOTH NO TALENT ANNOYING CVNTS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 31, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)

48 What did Scott Pelley do?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 09:51 AM (kTF2Z)

49 Kathy Griffin learned a valuable lesson today: Live by the covfefe, die by the covfefe.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:51 AM (DQ4Fv)

50 Kathy Griffin has been hoist by her own covfefe.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (DQ4Fv)


damn, u too fast

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 09:51 AM (c6/9Q)

51 Kathy Griffin in Sea Witch of the SS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 09:51 AM (GBWQj)

52 I'm sure the 6 people that watched it will be devastated.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (Enq6K)

53 CNN Severs Ties With Sad Lonely Clownwhore Kathy Griffin == What will she tell her loyal fan? Posted by: Mortimer Thanks mom & dad! ??

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (U2rG9)

54 CNN had to fire Griffin to keep it's anti-Trump thing going, not because they thought it the right thing to do.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (+7/1f)

55 I weep. Nah, just kidding. I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard. Kathy Griffin is FINALLY funny.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (s5o+q)

56 i blame seifeld. that turd brought her to prominence. idiot lefties promoted this no talent ginger hack. about as funny as an aborted whale fetus. maybe she could sing back up for springsteen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (vw3vT)

57 What is her claim to fame, other than being ugly and talentless? Was she on SNL? I have absolutely no idea how she has managed to get a platform. Josh Whedon is insane but I know why he is rich and famous. Kathy Griffin's fame is incomprehensible. She should never be able to work again--apart, perhaps, from working the night shift at an urban Macdonalds.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (hJrjt)

58 53 Don't be fooled, she(?)'s a hero to the like minded lunatic left.

Like "minded"? Probably can't find a functioning "mind" among them, actually.

But yeah - she'll be doing the Working Class Hero bit among the leftist fever swamps, no doubt.

Posted by: DocJ at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (NYS7S)

59 Who would pay to have sex with a clown?" Pagliacci?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (MINbv)

60 >>>CNN probably realizes that stunts like this unfunny talent-less bint pulled are precisely how you get more Trump. Nah, this is just retard strength damage control. Just flailing about in a panic.

Posted by: Max Power at May 31, 2017 09:52 AM (q177U)

61 CNN had to fire Griffin to keep it's anti-Trump thing going, not because they thought it the right thing to do.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (+7/1f)


stop covfefeing on our parade

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (c6/9Q)

62 Unfunny Whore scalp status: [x] Claimed [ ] Not claimed

Posted by: Tradd at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (7+kA5)

63 CNN who no one watches fires Kathy Griffin who no one cares about. It's kind of like a tree falling in a forest scenario

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (493sH)

64 Okay what's covfefe all about? Any got the Readers Digest version?

Posted by: Naturalfake at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (9q7Dl)

65 What a fuck ugly hag she is. Indescribably unfuckable.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (Ba1ey)

66 "I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing." Same here. I used to enjoy his weekly NFL recap, though I have not read anything by him in years. Sad that he has let political hatred eat him up.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (OD2ni)

67 First Kathy takes a covfefe. Then the covfefe takes a covfefe. Then the covfefe takes Kathy.

Posted by: Zod Tsu at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)

68 I heard Anderson Cooper was straight until he started working with Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (2Mnv1)

69 50; got out of bed? wgaf.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (vw3vT)

70 I wouldn't be surprised if Griffin comes out ahead over time, given how many people in Hollywood, etc can't stand Trump. Peewee Herman made a comeback, after all.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 09:53 AM (ILitO)

71 Okay what's covfefe all about? Any got the Readers Digest version? Posted by: Naturalfake Trump tried to tweet re:, biased media coverage & fat fingered covfefe.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 09:54 AM (U2rG9)

72 Kathy Griffin's fame is incomprehensible. " Insider snorts towards deplorables. See "fey, Tina"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 09:54 AM (MINbv)

73 24 Griffin Fired Pelley Demoted Gaia Raped It's been a good day. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR) ========= Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal." Didn't click on it, but probably good news too.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 09:54 AM (vg8iE)

74 50 What did Scott Pelley do? Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (kTF2Z) Not get anyone to watch CBS news

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 09:54 AM (7HtZB)

75 71 I heard Anderson Cooper was straight until he started working with Kathy Griffin. Posted by: Fritz I think I speak for every man when I say Kathy Griffin makes your dick crawl back up inside you faster than taking a dip in freezing waters

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

76 Pres. Trump is meeting with the PM of Vietnam. Trump said to him, There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like covfefe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 09:55 AM (493sH)

77 74 Okay what's covfefe all about? Any got the Readers Digest version? Posted by: Naturalfake Trump tried to tweet re:, biased media coverage & fat fingered covfefe. Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (U2rG9) I think he actually fell asleep tweeting.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 09:55 AM (7HtZB)

78 Pagliacci? Golf clap!

Posted by: Ricky Retardo at May 31, 2017 09:55 AM (pchgp)

79 >>fat fingered covfefe. Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (U2rG9)

When you're famous, they let you do that.

Posted by: Zod Tsu at May 31, 2017 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

80 Then the covfefe takes a covfefe" Leave the gun. Take the covfefe...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 09:55 AM (MINbv)

81 CNN Severs Head . . . Giver.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 09:56 AM (mbhDw)

82 35 People's responses to events aren't proper. Something is very wrong. Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (3myMJ) ++++ The fact that the masses are not shocked and un-nerved by the revelation that Comey, the head of the F.B.I. hid behind the drapery in the Oval Office reaffirms that something is very, very wrong. And that's where we are at.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 09:56 AM (+tKYk)

83 Festival Boots Dolezal" Is that a new "two step"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 09:56 AM (MINbv)

84 Keep fvcking that covfefe.

Posted by: Newsman at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (XoldI)

85 Thx

Posted by: Naturalfake at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (9q7Dl)

86 For Griffin, the covfefe just got real.

Posted by: WisRich at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (hdpay)

87 76 Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal." Didn't click on it, but probably good news too. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8i "Festival Boots? Floppy, no doubt." - - Captain Beefheart

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (mbhDw)

88 so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom for the foreseeable future?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (ILitO)

89 Do you know what is best in life my friends? Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their . . . WHAT THE HELL IS THAT RED-HAIRED THING GROVELING IN ATLANTA! WTF, DUDE!

Posted by: Covfefe the Barbarian at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (s5o+q)

90 "i blame seifeld. that turd brought her to prominence. idiot lefties promoted this no talent ginger hack." In fairness, he cast her in that role because it called for someone ugly and annoying, and she fit the bill. The episode about the doll that looks like Mrs. Costanza is hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (OD2ni)

91 Doesn't matter. She'll be back.  They'll put her on HLN or something, like NBC did when they shunted Brian Williams off to MSNBC until they could sneak him back to the big leagues.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth[/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (4df7R)

92 Headline is sad cause its true

Posted by: ThunderB at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (Qsz0U)

93 What did Scott Pelley do?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)

Not get anyone to watch CBS news

I might have been deranged, but at least I wasn't boring.

Posted by: Dan Rather: News Icon at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (qJhUV)

94 Honest question--who can possibly find this woman to be funny? I'd never heard of her until I saw her on the two Seinfeld episodes.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (XsVWn)

95 que covfefe, covfefe

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (ZQfW9)

96 ADT just announced they are dropping all ads with CNN. BOOM! Also, Squatty Potty(fitting) dropped the ClownWhore.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 31, 2017 09:57 AM (l4aLi)

97 67 Okay what's covfefe all about? Any got the Readers Digest version? Posted by: Naturalfake Trump was trying tos end a tweet last night, but while trying to correct a typo, instead of hitting "backspace" he accidentally hit "Send," which caused a bizarre half-written tweet to be sent out to the world -- which ended abruptly with the typo "covfefe." (Later, he corrected the typo with a new tweet.) Hilariously, the Left think this is an impeachable offense, and is calling for him to be removed from office, because it proves that he is mentally ill. So we are using "covfefe" to mock the left's outrage over the stupidest shot imaginable.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:58 AM (DQ4Fv)

98 so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom" and Tang.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 09:58 AM (MINbv)

99 Al Franken is still doing a book tour with her. Senator Al Franken.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 09:58 AM (7HtZB)

100 Breaking: CNN Own-Cocks Severed Head; Bath Salts, Griffin Covfefe, "Everything A Sticky Mess" Says Onlooker

Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)

101 I'll have the covfefe, eggs, covfefe, bacon, covfefe, covfefe, tomato and covfefe.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 09:58 AM (493sH)

102 stupidest shot = stupidest shit

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 09:58 AM (DQ4Fv)

103 Kathy Griffin also appeared in the "It's Pat" movie.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (vg8iE)

104 so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom" and Tang. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv) And, perhaps, Velveeta.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (s5o+q)

105 she will have a steady job on the view within six weeks. her and whoopie can compare their love tunnels.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (vw3vT)

106 Now she has time to get that turkey neck taken care of.

Posted by: Said Plastic Surgeons Of America at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (ndGCC)

107 Kath got the axe because her cunning stunt made Trump look like a victim - can't allow that when you're bashing PDT.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (onq2p)

108 Childless, once married (it didn't last very long either), a long list of ex-boyfriends, and banned from The View, Ellen Degenerate, and the Apollo Theater among others (hey, she can't be ALL bad with an enemies list like that),
 
She sounds like a real charmer.

Posted by: GnuBreed [/i] [/b] at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (wTwJ2)

109 28 Next it is time to go after Gregg Easterbrook. Trump tweeted that his kids were having a hard time with what the hag did. Easterbrook immediately said that Trump has "put his own boy in play" and he didn't want to hear about kids being off limits. http://tinyurl.com/y9d34yej I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (J70i0) Dude worked for ESPN. That should have been your first clue.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (y5sPI)

110 Suck my covfefe, Kathy!

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (GEpFD)

111 103 Al Franken is still doing a book tour with her. Senator Al Franken. Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (7HtZB) She's probably less qualified to be a senator than even that homunculus of a skid mark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (mbhDw)

112 Not good enough.  She should choke ot death on her own blood.

In a fire.

And she's fortunate that I'm in a good mood today.

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (YrG6T)

113 so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom for the foreseeable future?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (ILitO)


Covfefe is the Kaboom of Twitter typos.

Posted by: Newsman at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (XoldI)

114 Breaking: CNN Own-Cocks Severed Head; Bath Salts, Griffin Covfefe, "Everything A Sticky Mess" Says Onlooker" So the "director" in Tropic Thunder then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (MINbv)

115 Thx Posted by: Naturalfake Then, the msm tried to make a huge, overblown kerfuffle out of it, and the horde being the horde, grabbed it by the mish and augured in.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (U2rG9)

116 ...and when Raleigh returned to the doomed Virginia settlement, he found it abandoned, with a single cryptic word carved into the trunk of a tree: COVFEFE.

Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 09:59 AM (Bdeb0)

117 ADT just announced they are dropping all ads with CNN.
BOOM!
==

repost:


The Self-Appointed Media Opinion Shapers are losing. Badly.
Revenue. Advertisers. And worst of all the ability to set the Narrative.

"Russia Russia Russia" is a joke even to the LoFos and LIVs.

The Cable Elite are dying.

Long Live the Internet.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (C52a9)

118 CNN has a New Years Eve program?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (rUIbB)

119 75 Kathy Griffin's fame is incomprehensible. " Insider snorts towards deplorables. See "fey, Tina" Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (MINbv) leave me out of this

Posted by: handler, chelsea[/i] at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (yL25O)

120 Bye, bye Kathy...I see Comey is gonna lie, I mean testify before Congress next week publicly... I guess Mueller and he okayed what to fabricate...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (O2RFr)

121 We had a Chevy Covfefe as a kid. That was a great car.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (7HtZB)

122 something is very, very wrong. And that's where we are at. Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (+tKYk) It's being done through the internet. Time to disengage as much as possible.

Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (3myMJ)

123 Ole Kathy will be found six months from now promoting German scat pr0n on the internet.

Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (WHWD4)

124 Time to go do some writing.

Pinch of Larceny is still for sale on Amazon. Now writing in parallel three follow on stories because my Muse is a bit ADHD whilst amused so getting story bits from all of them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (GBWQj)

125 The best thing about Scott Pelley losing the anchor chair is that CBS management are sending him off to the shuffleboard court known as _60 Minutes_, because, and they were blunt about this, that's their network's repository of old white guys.

For a devotee like Pelley of the progressive identity politics cults of yoof, effnik diversity, and Grrrrl Power, these marching orders must be hard to hear.

"Wait, slow down a minute here, when I said we needed to shunt aside all these graying honky males blocking the professional ladder, I didn't mean ***ME***! I meant those ***OTHER GUYS***! The ***BAD*** ones!"

Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 10:00 AM (ujwCG)

126 To use my new favorite insult, Kathy is a gormless twat. Look it up!

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (GEpFD)

127 101 So we are using "covfefe" to mock the left's outrage over the stupidest shot imaginable. Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (DQ4Fv) The irony of today's society. The right is tossing it around glibly. The left is monetizing it into hats and t-shirts. Who are the REAL capitalists again?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (y5sPI)

128 I find used covfefe makes an excellent douche fluid. Or douche fluid makes an excellent covfefe. I forget which.

Posted by: Kathy Scruntdrip at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (pchgp)

129 129 Time to go do some writing. Pinch of Larceny is still for sale on Amazon. Now writing in parallel three follow on stories because my Muse is a bit ADHD whilst amused so getting story bits from all of them. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (GBWQj) Pinch of Larceny. ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (mbhDw)

130 Not Good Enough. CNN has been encouraging this unhinged lunacy, they need to pay a steep price. Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV.

Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (9221z)

131 'The fact that the masses are not shocked and un-nerved by the revelation that Comey, the head of the F.B.I. hid behind the drapery in the Oval Office reaffirms that something is very, very wrong. And that's where we are at.' The guy is 6'-8". Everything he says is a lie to promote the cult of Saint Comey.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (XsVWn)

132 6 CNN probably realizes that stunts like this unfunny talent-less bint pulled are precisely how you get more Trump. Can't have that, so ass meet curb, Kathy. Posted by: DocJ at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (NYS7S) You're assuming they're smart. They're not. Most likely scenario involves advertisers calling and saying Uh...you're not going to have her on the air in January, are you?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (4ErVI)

133 damn late to the covfefe. but she'll be a regular on The View.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (E8apb)

134 'bout time......

Posted by: Sponge at May 31, 2017 10:01 AM (xttKs)

135 128 Ole Kathy will be found six months from now promoting German scat pr0n on the internet. Posted by: Soona Would be great to read that she is living under the overpass and giving handjobs to the homeless to survive

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 10:02 AM (FZYNt)

136 She will make a killing on college campuses, where other comics have stopped going because of the hostile PC climate

Posted by: ThunderB at May 31, 2017 10:02 AM (Qsz0U)

137 128 Ole Kathy will be found six months from now promoting German scat pr0n on the internet.

Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (WHWD4)


Hope she was able to grab some of the Squatty Potty stools before they told her to get bent.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 10:02 AM (jxbfJ)

138 so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom" and Tang. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv) And, perhaps, Velveeta. Posted by: filbert And Folger's Crystals.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:02 AM (U2rG9)

139 Joseph Bonaparte was exiled to Covfefe after the Napoleonic Wars.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:02 AM (7HtZB)

140 Now if we can get every stadium/auditorium whatever to cancel her tour. Certainly "Veterans Memorial Auditorium" in Grass Valley, CA should not associate with a psycho urging assassination of the CiC IMO. That part of Cali is probably not insanely leftist, but good folks there need to tell the auditorium that they will boycott other events if they host this unfunny psycho.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 31, 2017 10:02 AM (eASYU)

141 135 Not Good Enough. CNN has been encouraging this unhinged lunacy, they need to pay a steep price. Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV. Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z) Plot Twist: The Kellyanne in question is Kelly Ann, a tranny.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (4ErVI)

142 So sad's.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (nQHw/)

143 I wore my festival boots to Woodstock and danced in the mud to Sha Na Na.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (DQ4Fv)

144 IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARE BOTH NO TALENT ANNOYING CVNTS Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER ================ Say, now that you mention it . . .

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (xVRrG)

145 "Kathy Griffin is leaving CNN to spend more time with her covfefe...."


-CNN Management

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (c6/9Q)

146 128 Ole Kathy will be found six months from now promoting German scat pr0n on the internet. Oh, I've been doing that for years...

Posted by: Kathy Scruntdrip at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (pchgp)

147 She will make a killing on college campuses, where other comics have stopped going because of the hostile PC climate *** I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour. Smell the money.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (GEpFD)

148 Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV. Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z) Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne?

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 10:03 AM (s5o+q)

149 amateur wife threesome covfefe bondage motel

Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (Bdeb0)

150 Took 'em close to 24 hours to figure this one out.
Still, we'll take the win. About time the right started pushing back with Alinsky #4.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (NOIQH)

151 And they took away Squatty Potty. That's harsh, man. The woman has suffered enough.

Bonus picture of Kathy Griffin without makeup:

http://tinyurl.com/yazppmcf

Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (gKOMX)

152 I pointed out yesterday that Griffin isn't even the most disgustingly ugly Lefty red headed comedian woman. It's like Obama always had Carter. Sandra Bernhard.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (z8oRC)

153 Next it is time to go after Gregg Easterbrook. Trump tweeted that his kids were having a hard time with what the hag did. Easterbrook immediately said that Trump has "put his own boy in play" and he didn't want to hear about kids being off limits.

http://tinyurl.com/y9d34yej

I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (J70i0)


And how in the everlovingF, did Trump 'put his own boy in play'?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (Enq6K)

154
The fact that the masses are not shocked and un-nerved by the revelation that Comey, the head of the F.B.I. hid behind the drapery in the Oval Office reaffirms that something is very, very wrong. And that's where we are at. Posted by: washrivergal

===

From Breitbart yesterday:


The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) recently declassified an April 26, 2017, ruling from FISC, detailing violations of Fourth Amendment rights during the final year of the Obama administration.
...

Writing the 99-page opinion for FISC, Judge Rosemary Collyer castigated the Obama administration for failing to follow the Section 702 procedures designed to ensure that the government does not violate Americans' civil rights as it is performing work that is vitally important to national security. Collyer declared that the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment issue."


But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'.


Scary days.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (C52a9)

155 Somebody should dredge up every lefty Tweet with a stupid typo.

Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (rmVvL)

156 Sad Lonely Clownwhore Kathy Griffin Poetry sheer poetry Ace...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (O2RFr)

157 143 so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom"

and Tang.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv)

And, perhaps, Velveeta.
Posted by: filbert




And Folger's Crystals.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (U2rG9)


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (XoldI)

158 Franken is up for stealing another term in 2018. I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (rAqYf)

159 135 Not Good Enough. CNN has been encouraging this unhinged lunacy, they need to pay a steep price. Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV. Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z) Seriously iblis? *wipes cawfee off screen*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 31, 2017 10:04 AM (E8apb)

160 ... until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV. *** But Coop's a fegeleh! Ohhhhhhhh, I get it now.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (GEpFD)

161 But... Climate of Hate Under Trump (TM)

Posted by: MSM-DNC Narrative Dept. at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (QtQaN)

162 Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV. Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z) Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne? Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q) Plot Twist: The Kellyanne in question is Kelly Ann, a tranny. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (4ErVI) Ah. That makes MUCH more sense.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (s5o+q)

163 "The best thing about Scott Pelley losing the anchor chair is that CBS management are sending him off to the shuffleboard court known as _60 Minutes_, because, and they were blunt about this, that's their network's repository of old white guys." He can have a champagne toast with Steve Kroft.......out of a girl's ass.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (OD2ni)

164 I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.

Smell the money.

Oooh! Can I get in on that?

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (qJhUV)

165 'The best thing about Scott Pelley losing the anchor chair is that CBS management are sending him off to the shuffleboard court known as _60 Minutes_, because, and they were blunt about this, that's their network's repository of old white guys.' They cleaned out his office while he was away. Presumably changed the locks as well.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (XsVWn)

166 leave me out of this Posted by: handler, chelsea" Me too. I played a New Yorker on cable, dontchaknow...

Posted by: Parker, Sarah J at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (MINbv)

167 Franken is up for stealing another term in 2018. I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020. *** Nah, the Donks can never run another white male.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:05 AM (GEpFD)

168 124 75 Kathy Griffin's fame is incomprehensible. "

Insider snorts towards deplorables.

See "fey, Tina"
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (MINbv)

leave me out of this

Posted by: handler, chelsea at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (yL25O)

Don't forget about us!

Posted by: The Entire Kardashian Klan at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (NYS7S)

169 I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour. Smell the money. Posted by: clint flicker That's not money. That's piss flaps you're smelling.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (U2rG9)

170 I think Franken will do very well in getting the Berniebots.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (rAqYf)

171 something is very, very wrong. And that's where we are at.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (+tKYk)


My time to shine.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (JO9+V)

172 My mud flaps just dropped another inch. https://tinyurl.com/2fortkm

Posted by: Kathy Griffin - Sad ClownWhore at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (l4aLi)

173 Franken is up for stealing another term in 2018. I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020. only as long as Jill Stein is his running mate

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (FZYNt)

174 Writing the 99-page opinion for FISC, Judge Rosemary Collyer castigated the Obama administration for failing to follow the Section 702 procedures designed to ensure that the government does not violate Americans' civil rights as it is performing work that is vitally important to national security. Collyer declared that the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment issue." But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'. Scary days. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (C52a9) Now, if the Fourth Circuit had said "the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment covfefe" on the other hand . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 10:06 AM (s5o+q)

175 Nah, the Donks can never run another white male. Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (GEpFD) Eh. They have a VERY short window where they could ran an openly gay white male before the Muslims riot.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (y5sPI)

176 "Bonus picture of Kathy Griffin without makeup: http://tinyurl.com/yazppmcf Posted by: Monty James" I confess. I did it. Please don't post it again.

Posted by: OJ at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (OD2ni)

177 TRUMP!!1!!!

AIIIIIgggghhGGHhhhGHhhh


Now laugh!

Posted by: samantha bee at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (C52a9)

178 'The best thing about Scott Pelley losing the anchor chair is that CBS management are sending him off to the shuffleboard court known as _60 Minutes_, because, and they were blunt about this, that's their network's repository of old white guys.' They cleaned out his office while he was away. Presumably changed the locks as well. The Comey forearm shiv!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (U2rG9)

179 50 What did Scott Pelley do? Sucked at his job.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (ul9CR)

180 You're all assuming the Dems can somehow stop the Beast from running again.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (GEpFD)

181 Franken is up for stealing another term in 2018. I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020. *** Nah, the Donks can never run another white male. Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (GEpFD) Two words: Sex Change. Alice Franken For President!

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 10:07 AM (s5o+q)

182 'Sandra Bernhard.' Sally Kohn is right there.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (XsVWn)

183 153 Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV. Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z) Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne? Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q) More importantly, how could he do that to Kellyanne?

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (7HtZB)

184 Boy the covfefe hit the fan, Kathy

Posted by: Strobe at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (gbWkA)

185 Franken is up for stealing another term in 2018. " Can't. No more Oldsmobile trunks full o' ballots...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (MINbv)

186 The wall that Trump promised to build along the Mexican border should be renamed to The Great Barrier Covfefe.

Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (DQ4Fv)

187 TRUMP!!1!!! AIIIIIgggghhGGHhhhGHhhh Now laugh! *** You're close, but the real punchline is, "Now applaud!"

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (GEpFD)

188 And how in the everlovingF, did Trump 'put his own boy in play'? Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (Enq6K) Because Pres. Trump tweeted something like "my kids, especially Barron, are having a hard time" with him being decapitated in effigy. For a progtard hater, by calling out his youngest son by name, that puts an 11 year old in "play" as a political figure. Of course, you have to be an absolute a$$hole to ridicule a child under these circumstances.

Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (5Yee7)

189 157 I pointed out yesterday that Griffin isn't even the most disgustingly ugly Lefty red headed comedian woman. It's like Obama always had Carter. Sandra Bernhard. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (z8oRC) ======= Oh, yes, the tolerant (racist) Sandra Bernhard who hoped Sarah Palin would be raped.....by big black men. I wonder why she would think getting raped by big black men would be any worse than getting raped by little black men, big white men, medium Hispanic men....it's just a mystery.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (vg8iE)

190 What did Scott Pelley do?

Nothing. They had to bring the median age at 60 Minutes down to under 65.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 10:08 AM (qJhUV)

191 You're close, but the real punchline is, "Now applaud!" Please clap

Posted by: Jeb at May 31, 2017 10:09 AM (O2RFr)

192 Still not tired of #winning.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 31, 2017 10:09 AM (Tnhbr)

193 For a progtard hater, by calling out his youngest son by name, that puts an 11 year old in "play" as a political figure. Of course, you have to be an absolute a$$hole to ridicule a child under these circumstances. Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer and how often did they mention the 2 Obama decorations errr daughters??

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 10:09 AM (FZYNt)

194 185 You're all assuming the Dems can somehow stop the Beast from running again. Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (GEpFD) Considering that Huma is apparently taking Registered Sex Offender Anthony Weiner back, Shrillary Killary is burnt.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:09 AM (y5sPI)

195 What month do the Clownwhores return to Capistrano?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2017 10:09 AM (/jDGf)

196 What did Scott Pelley do? *** Born white. That's not a crime yet, but the Dems are working on it.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:09 AM (GEpFD)

197 Please clap Jeb Bush will never be President.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (u0s1P)

198 OK we sanctioned Kathy. Now, give up all your H8 and racist speech about "borders" "radical Islamic terror" and the "rule of law" you alt-right-wingers!

Posted by: MSM-DNC Narrative Dept. at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (QtQaN)

199 187 'Sandra Bernhard.' Sally Kohn is right there. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (XsVWn) Sally looks like Justin beiber in 10 years. Sandra is a goddamed Gorgon.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (7HtZB)

200 No one rikey me? You go corfefe, now!

Posted by: Phat Boi, North Korea at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (gbWkA)

201 >>And how in the everlovingF, did Trump 'put his own boy in play'?


Ah, ye olde double-standard of saying a Republican's kid is fair game because they *gasp* mentioned them in a speech or had them at a campaign or official government event.

Saying an 11 year old is fair game is disgusting.
Also Don jr. tweeted that he's counting down to the moment he has to explain that pick to his young kids because they're bound to see it somewhere.
Honestly, this assassination pr0n stuff is never OK, not with Obama nor Trump, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (NOIQH)

202 You're all assuming the Dems can somehow stop the Beast from running again. God has that covered.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (U2rG9)

203 'You're all assuming the Dems can somehow stop the Beast from running again.' It all depends on who's running the party--the Clinton people or the Obama people. Hopefully the answer is neither, and it will be civil war.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:10 AM (XsVWn)

204 So Senator Al Franken says he's going ahead with a joint appearance in June with Griffin. Fantastic! Go for it Al. You'll be covfefe'd too.

Posted by: WisRich at May 31, 2017 10:11 AM (hdpay)

205 Hey. Since it's up for grabs, can I have the Squatty Potty gig?

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at May 31, 2017 10:11 AM (qJhUV)

206 It all depends on who's running the party--the Clinton people or the Obama people. Hopefully the answer is neither, and it will be civil war. *** Would it be wrong of me to hope for lots of casualties?

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:11 AM (GEpFD)

207 208 You're all assuming the Dems can somehow stop the Beast from running again. God has that covered. Hey, we don't want her..

Posted by: HELL at May 31, 2017 10:11 AM (O2RFr)

208 I confess. I did it. Please don't post it again. Posted by: OJ at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (OD2ni) Sweet Jesus of the Pruning Shears, that picture is a WMD.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (hLRSq)

209 Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV.
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)

Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne?
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q)

Plot Twist: The Kellyanne in question is Kelly Ann, a tranny.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (4ErVI)


Ah. That makes MUCH more sense.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (s5o+q)



Can I get in on this?  My offers to perform are getting thin rather sparse.

Posted by: Lisa Anne at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (JO9+V)

210 You're close, but the real punchline is, "Now applaud!" Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (GEpFD) You bastard!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (Zx5WA)

211 Spam, eggs and covfefe. Eggs, spam and covfefe. Covfefe, covfefe and spam.

Posted by: Strobe at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (gbWkA)

212 and it will be civil war." It already is. The Dims are flailing away at each other. One would think that having a common enemy would unite them, but it ain't this time around...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (MINbv)

213 Say, what's Sandra Fluke up to these days?

Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (GEpFD)

214 I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020. ====================== sounds about right. Hope his VP choice is named Stein.

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (xVRrG)

215 I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour. Smell the money. Oooh! Can I get in on that? Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV) Sure, they did the all wymyn Ghostbusters so now the new flop can be the all wymyn Three Stooges

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (493sH)

216 209 'You're all assuming the Dems can somehow stop the Beast from running again.' It all depends on who's running the party--the Clinton people or the Obama people. Hopefully the answer is neither, and it will be civil war. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (XsVWn) They're going to split the baby and nominate The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (y5sPI)

217 Please clap

Jeb Bush will never be President.

===


"Today in Alternate Universe World , President Jeb Bush pledged America's support for the Paris Climate Accords and 400 billion dollars in aid to Climate Change Awareness research and education. "

 

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (C52a9)

218 TL;DR

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 31, 2017 10:12 AM (7ZVPa)

219 Puppet Show And Kathy Griffin Someone had to do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 10:13 AM (kTF2Z)

220 what's the hold up for the nood fbi director?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:13 AM (rAqYf)

221 Love trumps hate! See, it worked!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 31, 2017 10:13 AM (U6f54)

222 and how often did they mention the 2 Obama decorations errr daughters?? Posted by: Rick in SK Who? Sashimi & Malaria?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:13 AM (U2rG9)

223 208; satan has dibbs on that walking corpse. all that booze will keep the hell fires burning into infinity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 10:13 AM (vw3vT)

224 No great loss: https://tinyurl.com/y9bla4nh

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:13 AM (XsVWn)

225 >>>Posted by: The Entire Kardashian Klan at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (NYS7S) Kim Kardashian was a very hot young friend of Paris Hilton, so she was initially noticed in paparazzi photos. Chris Jenner orchestrated a "leak" of Kim's sex tape to drum up money and publicity at the start of their reality tv gig (back when reality tv had room for a break out star). Thanks to perfect timing, Kim's fame took off. The rest of the family hitched along as "hot relatives of a sex celebrity," until they became celebrities in their own rights. It all makes logical sense.

Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (mqHvU)

226 ; satan has dibbs on that walking corpse I said we don't want her!

Posted by: HELL at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (O2RFr)

227 Give the Squatty Potty gig to the confeves at the EPA.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (onq2p)

228 221 I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.


Smell the money.

Oooh! Can I get in on that?

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)

That's not money you smell.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (jxbfJ)

229 No great loss: https://tinyurl.com/y9bla4nh *** Oh noes, not Elon~!

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (GEpFD)

230 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." "We spent lots of time with my children," Chelsea Clinton explained. "My son, Aidan, is 11 months old now -- and my daughter, Charlotte

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (e8kgV)

231 201 What month do the Clownwhores return to Capistrano? Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (/jDGf) ***** Or Montreal?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (0tfLf)

232 I'm available and I'll hold my own head.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (bc2Lc)

233 230 No great loss: https://tinyurl.com/y9bla4nh Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (XsVWn) ====== OMG. How will they ever continue on?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (vg8iE)

234 Because Pres. Trump tweeted something like "my kids, especially Barron, are having a hard time" with him being decapitated in effigy.

For a progtard hater, by calling out his youngest son by name, that puts an 11 year old in "play" as a political figure. Of course, you have to be an absolute a$$hole to ridicule a child under these circumstances.

Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (5Yee7)


But that doesn't make sense.  It was after the fact that he mentioned his son.  So Trump mentions how hard a time Barron is having with the picture Easterbrook took and Easterbrook says that his kid isn't off limits because TRUMP put his 'kid in play?!


That's batshit crazy....oh wait.....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:15 AM (Enq6K)

235 And they took away Squatty Potty. That's harsh, man. The woman has suffered enough. Bonus picture of Kathy Griffin without makeup: http://tinyurl.com/yazppmcf Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (gKOMX) Squatty Potty is another one of those Shark Tank investments that took off like a bat out of hell after the inventors appeared on the show and Grenier gave them an investment. So the fact that Grenier signed a disgusting no talent comedienne to hawk her constipation aid is helping to prove my suspicions that Lori Greinier is a self made limousine liberal whose pious act on the show is just that, an act. It's probably why she loves to partner with Cuban on deals.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 10:15 AM (31ZTX)

236 Say, what's Sandra Fluke up to these days? Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (GEpFD) The Seventh Fleet.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 10:15 AM (hLRSq)

237 and it will be civil war." It already is. The Dims are flailing away at each other. One would think that having a common enemy would unite them, but it ain't this time around... Posted by: Anon a mouse.. That's what happens with special interest groups. They ALL want THEIRS.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:15 AM (U2rG9)

238 234 221
I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.

Smell the money.

Oooh! Can I get in on that?

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)

That's not money you smell.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (jxbfJ)


Unless of course the money is a bunch of $1 bills, and at one point in their travels found themselves in some strippers G-string

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 10:15 AM (jxbfJ)

239 I asked my mother when I grow up what shall I be Here's what she said to me Covfefe, covfefe Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Covfefe, covfefe What will be, will be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:15 AM (493sH)

240 From Breitbart yesterday: The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) recently declassified an April 26, 2017, ruling from FISC, detailing violations of Fourth Amendment rights during the final year of the Obama administration. ... Writing the 99-page opinion for FISC, Judge Rosemary Collyer castigated the Obama administration for failing to follow the Section 702 procedures designed to ensure that the government does not violate Americans' civil rights as it is performing work that is vitally important to national security. Collyer declared that the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment issue." But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'. Scary days. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (C52a9) ++++ That statement might as well have been written in the wind. The public at large and the media have no ear for disparaging words about anything Obama.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (+tKYk)

241 231 Kim Kardashian was a very hot young friend of Paris Hilton, so she was initially noticed in paparazzi photos. Chris Jenner orchestrated a "leak" of Kim's sex tape to drum up money and publicity at the start of their reality tv gig (back when reality tv had room for a break out star). Thanks to perfect timing, Kim's fame took off. The rest of the family hitched along as "hot relatives of a sex celebrity," until they became celebrities in their own rights. It all makes logical sense. Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (mqHvU) Not to mention that their father was already semi-famous because of the OJ trail.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (y5sPI)

242 I'm available and I'll hold my own head.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)



I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Williams at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (JO9+V)

243 I just trolled a vid on ny daily news' youtube channel. Let's see what happens...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (rAqYf)

244 But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'. *** He didn't even fucking SAY it.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (GEpFD)

245 242 Say, what's Sandra Fluke up to these days?

Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (GEpFD)


The Seventh Fleet.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (hLRSq)


Someone say "Please clap!"  or was it "Please, not the clap!"

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (jxbfJ)

246 I'm still trying to remember if I'd ever heard of her before.

Posted by: vrf at May 31, 2017 10:16 AM (baCC+)

247 248 I'm available and I'll hold my own head. Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc) I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal. Wait for me!

Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (O2RFr)

248 Lewandowski to GOP: "Get on the Trump train or lose the next election." Ex-fn-actly.

Posted by: mnw at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (rbgPC)

249 First they came for the covfefe, and I said nothing.

Posted by: Lamment at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (XoldI)

250 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." "We spent lots of time with my children," Chelsea Clinton explained. "My son, Aidan, is 11 months old now -- and my daughter, Charlotte Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV) Yeah, I'll bet they loved to shut down the Clinton slush fund and spend more time together

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (493sH)

251 236 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." "We spent lots of time with my children," Chelsea Clinton explained. "My son, Aidan, is 11 months old now -- and my daughter, Charlotte Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV) --------------- Yeah, we didn't want that stupid presidency anyway!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (kTF2Z)

252 247 231 Kim Kardashian was a very hot young friend of Paris Hilton, so she was initially noticed in paparazzi photos. Chris Jenner orchestrated a "leak" of Kim's sex tape to drum up money and publicity at the start of their reality tv gig (back when reality tv had room for a break out star). Thanks to perfect timing, Kim's fame took off. The rest of the family hitched along as "hot relatives of a sex celebrity," until they became celebrities in their own rights. It all makes logical sense. Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (mqHvU) ========= My mother promoted my sex tape too and I never got a reality show!!!!!!!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (vg8iE)

253 Willie McCovfefe was a great baseball player, on of the best.

Posted by: Upcoming Tweets from assholes at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (7uYFy)

254 235 No great loss: https://tinyurl.com/y9bla4nh *** Oh noes, not Elon~! Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (GEpFD) But he'll keep taking that sweet government subsidy money, of course.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:17 AM (7HtZB)

255 >>"My son, Aidan, is 11 months old now -- and my daughter, Charlotte


AHA! You've just put your kids in play, Chelsea!!

Aidan is a poopy-pants and Charlotte uses the "Flesh" colored crayon for people, so obviously a white nationalist!!!

Posted by: Gregg Easterbrook at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (NOIQH)

256 I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.

Smell the money.

Oooh! Can I get in on that?

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)

Need an opening act?

Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (qJhUV)

257 First they came for the covfefe, and I said nothing. *** Come for the covfefe, stay for the... Um. I got nothing.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (GEpFD)

258 Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal." Didn't click on it, but probably good news too. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8iE) Here it is: "Baltimore Book Festival boots Rachel Dolezal after backlash" http://tinyurl.com/y8o5zntk The amazing thing is that Baltimore has book festivals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (SRKgf)

259 248 I'm available and I'll hold my own head. Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc) I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal. Wait for me! Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr) I'd join in but I Ain't Got No Body.

Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (PFy0L)

260 Excellent result.

Posted by: m at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (VgThI)

261 'what's the hold up for the nood fbi director?' Apparently it will either be Pistole (Mueller assistant, great name) or Chris Wray, former assistant AG, younger guy.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (XsVWn)

262 Yeah, I'll bet they loved to shut down the Clinton slush fund and spend more time together *** No wonder BJ looks like he's dying.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:18 AM (GEpFD)

263 36 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV) Notice Bill Clinton did add his voice to that sentiment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:19 AM (SRKgf)

264 264 Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal."

Didn't click on it, but probably good news too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8iE)


Here it is: "Baltimore Book Festival boots Rachel Dolezal after backlash"

http://tinyurl.com/y8o5zntk

The amazing thing is that Baltimore has book festivals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (SRKgf)


They make good kindling

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (jxbfJ)

265 >>Come for the covfefe I couldn't eat another bite.

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (/jDGf)

266 did NOT add

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (SRKgf)

267 254 Lewandowski to GOP: "Get on the Trump train or lose the next election." I've missed the ol' arm-ripper. Will be good to get him back in the game.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (ul9CR)

268 Kim Kardashian was very hot in her sex tape days. Before she got the eye lifts and butt implants. Now she looks like a centaur version of Kenny Rogers.

Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (mqHvU)

269 Yes, but Trump misspelled a word!

Posted by: West at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (1Rgee)

270 If you're bored, help me add to the insanity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymGTBDrOQE

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (rAqYf)

271 254 Lewandowski to GOP: "Get on the Trump train or lose the next election."
Ex-fn-actly.====



Did he propose an arms deal?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (C52a9)

272 I'm available and I'll hold my own head.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)


I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.


Wait for me!
Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)


I'd join in but I Ain't Got No Body.

Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (PFy0L)


Hey boys, care for some female company to class the joint up?

Posted by: Zombie Jayne Mansfield at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (JO9+V)

273 Now she looks like a centaur version of Kenny Rogers. *** I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (GEpFD)

274 They make good kindling Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (jxbfJ) Good for stopping bullets, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:20 AM (SRKgf)

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (OU4q6)

276 hillarys' new stroke glasses are quite fashionable. all the kids are wearing them now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (vw3vT)

277 Did he propose an arms deal? Yep, a make-or-break deal.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (ul9CR)

278 Speaking of the Beast, she's at some conference that CNBC is airing. I'll bet she's still doing the Miss Havisham routine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (493sH)

279 281 Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (OU4q6) Welp, can't argue with that!

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (GEpFD)

280 'Now she looks like a centaur version of Kenny Rogers.' Thread-winner.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (XsVWn)

281 To be honest I wanted the Dems/Left to defend Griffin to the very end. I didn't want CNN to fire her. The best recruitment tool the Right has is the Left's insanity.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (z8oRC)

282 Yeah, I'll bet they loved to shut down the Clinton slush fund and spend more time together *** No wonder BJ looks like he's dying. Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (GEpFD) Hillary can give the kids the flu, or have them fix Grammy a nice martini just like she showed them.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (31ZTX)

283 I think I speak for every man when I say Kathy Griffin makes your dick crawl back up inside you faster than taking a dip in freezing waters Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (FZYNt) --- Now you tell me!

Posted by: Caitlyn J at May 31, 2017 10:21 AM (oGRue)

284 29 Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show Posted by: TheQuietMan Until this controversy started I didn't even know that CNN had a New Year's Eve show.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 10:22 AM (+lVUW)

285 282 hillarys' new stroke glasses are quite fashionable. all the kids are wearing them now. Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (vw3vT) She's trying to channel John Lennon.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 10:22 AM (z8oRC)

286 Now she can officially claim victimhood.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 31, 2017 10:22 AM (5fSr7)

287 She's trying to channel John Lennon. *** Hmm.... That Chapman fella got released, didn't he? Just sayin'.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (GEpFD)

288 Can we still mail her the red haired barbie head? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (ARzf8)

289 Mike Rogers would be a good pick.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (C52a9)

290 287 To be honest I wanted the Dems/Left to defend Griffin to the very end. I didn't want CNN to fire her. The best recruitment tool the Right has is the Left's insanity. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (z8oRC) ============ There are pockets of the Left that will continue to defend her. Some of those people are in Congress. Has Maxine Waters said anything about it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (viSzi)

291 'Lewandowski to GOP: "Get on the Trump train or lose the next election." The GOPe is more than happy to lose the next election and return to their comfortable minority status, with business as usual.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (XsVWn)

292 290 29 Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show Posted by: TheQuietMan Until this controversy started I didn't even know that CNN had a New Year's Eve show. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW) You mean I got my nipples pierced for nothing?

Posted by: Don lemon at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (7HtZB)

293 288 Hillary can give the kids the flu, or have them fix Grammy a nice martini just like she showed them. Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (31ZTX) Shrillary Killary is Mallory Archer, just replace the string of hetero sluttiness with a string of sloppy lesbianism.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:23 AM (y5sPI)

294 The glasses are to block the power of the orb Its like the movie They Live

Posted by: ThunderB at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (Qsz0U)

295 I'm available and I'll hold my own head. Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc) I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal. Wait for me! Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr) I'd join in but I Ain't Got No Body. Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (PFy0L) Hey boys, care for some female company to class the joint up? Posted by: Zombie Jayne Mansfield at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (JO9+V) All these fucking zombies everywhere. Where the hell is John Ringo when you need him?

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (s5o+q)

296 Speaking of Baltimore and book festivals ... "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" http://tinyurl.com/mgpenvs Hey, they've got a shutout going!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (SRKgf)

297 I've been from Tucson to Tu Confefe Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kinda rig that's ever been ma-a-ade Driven the back roads so I didn't get weighed...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (ul9CR)

298 Shrillary Killary is Mallory Archer, just replace the string of hetero sluttiness with a string of sloppy lesbianism. *** Mallory does her own killing, though.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (GEpFD)

299 295 Mike Rogers would be a good pick. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! Yeah he could put the puck in the net in the early '80's

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (FZYNt)

300 The amazing thing is that Baltimore has book festivals. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara That's a typo. Should be "bookie festivals".

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:24 AM (U2rG9)

301 It isn't really covfefe until it's harvested from the fecal matter of a palm civet.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (2Mnv1)

302 Leave the gun. Take the covfefe.

Posted by: Clemenza at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (bc2Lc)

303 yo

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (ocNJ7)

304 "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" State tests be rayciss. Yo.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (GEpFD)

305 Until this controversy started I didn't even know that CNN had a New Year's Eve show. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW) That's because they go by the islamic calendar.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (zc3Db)

306 And for her next trick, Kathy Griffin will choke on a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (xWT2T)

307 To be honest I wanted the Dems/Left to defend Griffin to the very end. I didn't want CNN to fire her. The best recruitment tool the Right has is the Left's insanity. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (z8oRC) Tomorrow will be something else. Losing a D list comedienne that couldn't be hired to entertain at Six Flags for one night won't make CNN suddenly decide to become an actual news organization. They just decided she was expendable because there is a conga line of lewd, hateful rappers, activists, or academics who can take her place.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (31ZTX)

308 Where the hell is John Ringo when you need him? Posted by: filbert I think Ringo is out on tour

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 10:25 AM (FZYNt)

309 "Did he propose an arms deal? Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her" YOU BIG MEANIE!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 31, 2017 10:26 AM (OD2ni)

310 Where the hell is John Ringo when you need him? *** He should be hanging out with Paul George of the Indiana Pacers.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:26 AM (GEpFD)

311 269 36 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV) Notice Bill Clinton did add his voice to that sentiment. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:19 PM (SRKgf) I doubt Hillary remembers the names of the members of her families without a cue cards.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 10:26 AM (hJrjt)

312 "No wonder BJ looks like he's dying."

Just a reminder: Hillary repeatedly promised during the campaign that as President, she was going to put Bill in charge of reviving the economy.

Bill, who himself is barely alive.

Also, Hillary didn't have any answers for the implicit question of, good gosh golly, after eight years of the wise economic stewardship of Chicago Jesus, why does the economy even *need* reviving?

Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 10:26 AM (ujwCG)

313 Speaking of Baltimore and book festivals ...

"6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"

Well, that's because they have to pass around the book.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 10:26 AM (qJhUV)

314 They just decided she was expendable because there is a conga line of lewd, hateful rappers, activists, or academics who can take her place. =============== Yoohoo!! Over here, uh-huh, yep!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (xVRrG)

315 How dare you sir!

Posted by: Sad Lonely Clownwhores Local 110 at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (oiNtH)

316 NY Slime all worked up about covfefe, but can't seem to find a picture of Kathy Griffin and Trumps head.  



They didn't run ANY story until 2:00 PM. The WSJ STILL has no story on the "beheading"



No bias in the MSM none.   You photo shop a fake lynching of Obama, see how long it takes to get on the front page of the Slime.

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (ocNJ7)

317 It's been a good day. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR) Add: USAA signing back on to Hannity show, and dropping MessNbc dreck.

Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (kD8Fh)

318 Now the Beast is claiming that the vast majority of Farcebook news was false. That's got to be like an arrow in Suckerberg's heart. She said we must find a way to combat fake news. Well start with shutting down the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)

319 I don't care about her idiotic stunt except for the horror and pain it caused Barron to see that and think his daddy was dead. That's just not okay. I don't mind outrageous, insulting, and offensive comedy, as long as its comedy. But Kathy Griffin exists by being just offensive and awful and getting nervous, uncomortable laughter and confirmation applause, like yelling "orange skinned moron fascist combover!" in your set to get some applause. She's not a talent. She's unpleasant and awful, and always has been.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (39g3+)

320 36 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV) Let's hope lots more Democrat candidates get unexpected blessings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:27 AM (SRKgf)

321 Could not have happened to a nicer person.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 10:28 AM (ycWCI)

322 "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" They din do nuffin

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:28 AM (XsVWn)

323 This just gives cover to the hate-fest that CNN is all day long. Like that's rational or something. It's a channel that functions purely on pathos and crazy. Mostly crazy. Then they parade as a legitimate news source. If they ever had to engage in an actual intellectual, factual exchange it would sink the whole channel (further).

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 10:28 AM (xWT2T)

324 "Did he propose an arms deal? Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her" YOU BIG MEANIE!! Posted by: Michelle Fields ============== So predictable, yet still funny. Posted by: Simplemind ++++++++++ I know, right?!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 10:28 AM (xVRrG)

325 That's batshit crazy....oh wait..... Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (Enq6K) I think most people are getting pretty tired of the Leftists' murder fantasies, rioting and general mayhem. Everybody else is looking at their 401Ks gaining like crazy, the 1st Quarter GDP is looking at 3.8% growth and like the fact that the U.S. has a President talking about bringing jobs back to the U.S.

Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (5Yee7)

326 Kathy Griffin exists by being just offensive and awful and getting nervous, uncomortable laughter and confirmation applause, like yelling "orange skinned moron fascist combover!" in your set to get some applause. *** She's just carrying on the great tradition of Stewart, Maher, and Colbert. Except those guys have occasionally known to be funny. Well, except for Colbert.

Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (GEpFD)

327 The Beast - I inherited nothing from the Democrat Party. Gee, after all of their rigging the election for her and this is the thanks they get

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (493sH)

328 Actually, Trump has Done It Again. The news media's treatment of him isn't "coverage," it IS "covfefe." A hot, steaming, odoriferous pile of covfefe.

Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (s5o+q)

329 326 36 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." Perhaps Chels should try staying home with the Fam instead of showing her ugly mug on all the TV channels...

Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (O2RFr)

330 Clinton gave CNN cover to fire Griffin.  When you lose Clinton, you have really gone over the line.



Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (ocNJ7)

331 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."

Oh, yeah. It's sooooooo fucking great...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (qJhUV)

332 319 Speaking of Baltimore and book festivals ... "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" Well, that's because they have to pass around the book. Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (qJhUV) They were still sleepy from playing midnight basketball.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (SRKgf)

333 'fake lynching of Obama' A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (XsVWn)

334 You guyz are cracking me up.

Posted by: Some damn moron at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (E8apb)

335 The most hilarious tweet all day of this is: "The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks" Uh yeah, right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 10:29 AM (39g3+)

336 I see Al Franken is continuing to be the indicted ass clown that we have all come to know and loathe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 10:30 AM (ycWCI)

337 A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage. Forced to take "sensitivity training" Some are more equal than others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 10:30 AM (39g3+)

338 341 The most hilarious tweet all day of this is: "The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks" Uh yeah, right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+) ============= Well, liberals consider the presence of conservatives to be an outrage, and we don't condemn every conservative all the time. So, they're totes right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:31 AM (viSzi)

339 The Beast - The Russians influenced voters in the election. Sure they did. And they also had the key to get the strawberries.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:31 AM (493sH)

340 She should do a podcast with Carlos Danger: Covfefe & Weiner

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 31, 2017 10:31 AM (wtvvX)

341 And for her next attention getting stunt, Kathy will blow The Naked Cowboy in Times Square. For the first five people who show up we have a one year of free soup from The Soup Man. And a Shamwow

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 10:31 AM (xWT2T)

342 342 I see Al Franken is continuing to be the indicted ass clown that we have all come to know and loathe. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 03:30 PM (ycWCI) ============== And Minnesota will continue to send him to the Senate until he dies a very old man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:31 AM (viSzi)

343 Anyone wonder if this is supposed to be Chelsea's Sister Soulja moment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 10:31 AM (ycWCI)

344 'I see Al Franken is continuing to be the indicted ass clown that we have all come to know and loathe.' It's the Al Franken decade.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:32 AM (XsVWn)

345 Except those guys have occasionally known to be funny. Well, except for Colbert. He used to be pretty funny on Jon Stewart before the guy went nuts in 2004, and on rare occasions on his own show. Like when he asked the governor of Illinois why so many people seem to want to flee his state after listing the accomplishments of men like astronauts and explorers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 10:32 AM (39g3+)

346 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."
===


And snipers.

And patriarchy.

And VRWC.

And head injury.

And misogyny.

And pneumonia.


"Unexpected blessings"


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:32 AM (C52a9)

347 Actually this is good news for Griffin. Now she's free to take over the CBS news desk.

Posted by: Dlcreed at May 31, 2017 10:33 AM (0Gqyj)

348 Covfefe is what they injected into Chelsea Clinton's face to make her look less like Howdy Doody's jerk sock.

Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 10:33 AM (2Mnv1)

349 Well, liberals consider the presence of conservatives to be an outrage, and we don't condemn every conservative all the time. OK I'll give you that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 10:33 AM (39g3+)

350 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 10:33 AM (hJrjt)

351 Boy. They better keep the Lefts emotions high until after the next election and people realize it was all a big diversion with no substance.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 10:33 AM (xWT2T)

352 That's because MN is ass clown central.

Posted by: Some damn moron at May 31, 2017 10:33 AM (E8apb)

353 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." Have they actually been spotted together at any point since the election? I mean, even in the same state?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 10:34 AM (39g3+)

354 "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"

They're starved for money!

Oh. Well, um, actually not.

In reality, Baltimore is consistently in the top five or so of the hundred largest metro school districts in the country when those districts are ranked by per-pupil expenditure. Depending on how you reckon it, as much as $17K/pupil/year for K-12.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 10:34 AM (ujwCG)

355 A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage.

Forced to take "sensitivity training"

Hello, and welcome to sensitivity training for rodeo clowns...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 10:34 AM (qJhUV)

356 341 The most hilarious tweet all day of this is: "The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks" Uh yeah, right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+) They not only project their bad traits onto conservatives they project conservatives good traits onto themselves. They are mental.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 10:34 AM (z8oRC)

357 Confession: I was expecting CNN to go full double standard. Maybe this will be a signal to other dipshits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 10:35 AM (B+qrE)

358 Hoisted by her own covfefe.

Posted by: Brave New World at May 31, 2017 10:35 AM (cfjq1)

359 357 Boy. They better keep the Lefts emotions high until after the next election and people realize it was all a big diversion with no substance. Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (xWT2T) =============== It worked with the black population in 2016. Wait a minute...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:35 AM (viSzi)

360 Until this controversy started I didn't even know that CNN had a New Year's Eve show. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW) You are a fortunate person, and I'm sorry you have now been given knowledge... It was just awful. Anderson Cooper normally looks like he never goes outside except on New Years Eve to earn his bonus money and he's miserable. A parade of "guests" come through that consist of every diverse group that believes they are victims of something and want to declare New Years Eve to be the advent of their ascension because they aren't going to take it anymore. And then there was Kathy Griffin, doing everything but dropping her pants and defecating on camera to get attention. She performed a fake fellatio on Cooper one year, has shown up in a bra during freezing weather just to show what happens , and I'm not sure what else she has done as I do everything I can to avoid watching them.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (31ZTX)

361 Covfefe is what they injected into Chelsea Clinton's face to make her look less like Howdy Doody's jerk sock. Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (2Mnv1) I fucking LOLd. )

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (wtvvX)

362 358 That's because MN is ass clown central. Posted by: Some damn moron at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (E8apb) I see others are coming around to my point of view.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (SRKgf)

363 362 341 The most hilarious tweet all day of this is: "The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks" Uh yeah, right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+) They not only project their bad traits onto conservatives they project conservatives good traits onto themselves. They are mental. Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (z8oRC) ============= I really want the examples they have in mind. My bet is that the worst offender is Joe Wilson and "you lie."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (viSzi)

364 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans?
===

Watching CNN and nodding.

Drinking.

Staggering around in the woods.

Whores.

Antibiotics.

Yelling at Russians under the bed.

Texting death threats to Weiner.

Money laundering.

The usual.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (C52a9)

365 Always one of my favorites, and she's spot on: https://tinyurl.com/y8ksfsk8 Probably still bitter that she could never beat the queen lesbo BJK back in the day. Expect massively massive outrage in the sports media to ensue.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (XsVWn)

366 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans? Posted by: Northernlurker Blackout drunk.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:36 AM (U2rG9)

367 CNN will not lack candidates for its NYEve with Anderson Cooper moment.

Heroes/Heroines/Transheroix  of the Left:  Chelsea Manning , Caitlyn Jenner. For starters.

Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 10:37 AM (OU4q6)

368 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." ... That really is important, what with Hillary's alert times being less and less these days.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at May 31, 2017 10:37 AM (yL25O)

369 Damn you people! I said "Make THEM live by THEIR rules," NOT "Make US live by OUR rules." Is that so hard to understand?

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at May 31, 2017 10:37 AM (BDPmp)

370 375 Damn you people! I said "Make THEM live by THEIR rules," NOT "Make US live by OUR rules." Is that so hard to understand? Posted by: Saul Alinsky at May 31, 2017 03:37 PM (BDPmp) ============ The left has pretty much all cultural power now. It's easy to do to the left these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:38 AM (viSzi)

371 302 Speaking of Baltimore and book festivals ... "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" http://tinyurl.com/mgpenvs Hey, they've got a shutout going! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf) ========= Well, it's obvious we need pay raises and better benefits.

Posted by: Baltimore Teachers at May 31, 2017 10:38 AM (vg8iE)

372 The Left does condemn outrages in their own ranks . They condemned anyone that criticized my outrageous behavior.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 31, 2017 10:38 AM (z8oRC)

373 Chelsea Clinton revealed to "The View" that Hillary Clinton's presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together." I guess Webb Hubbell's schedule is kind of empty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 10:38 AM (B+qrE)

374 377 302 Speaking of Baltimore and book festivals ... "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" http://tinyurl.com/mgpenvs Hey, they've got a shutout going! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf) ========= Well, it's obvious we need pay raises and better benefits. Posted by: Baltimore Teachers at May 31, 2017 03:38 PM (vg8iE) ============ For the children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:39 AM (viSzi)

375 The Beast is just ranting and raving at this conference. The voters were targeted with false info (yes we can thank the MFM for that). What happened to her was unprecedented. Now she's railing on Farcebook again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:39 AM (493sH)

376 In reality, Baltimore is consistently in the top five or so of the hundred largest metro school districts in the country when those districts are ranked by per-pupil expenditure. Depending on how you reckon it, as much as $17K/pupil/year for K-12. Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (ujwCG) I posted on just that topic - the lack of correlation between expenditure and results on a state basis - some time ago on Cut.Jib.Newsletter. The correlation coefficient was essentially zero. The correlation coefficient with percentage of the population that is white was 57%, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:39 AM (SRKgf)

377 Her departure from the New Year's broadcast is disappointing. I always amused by watching her teasing Anderson Cooper, using all of her feminine wiles to get him to switch teams. And watch him put up with it.

I was always hoping he would deck her.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 31, 2017 10:39 AM (hKi6n)

378 On Kathy Griffin I almost thought CNN would be ok with that stunt.

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 10:40 AM (Ot7+c)

379 Is there a Rodeo clowns diversity seminar we can plug into at our annual Rodeo Clown Roundup?

Posted by: Rodeo Clowns Diversity Dept. at May 31, 2017 10:40 AM (E8apb)

380 Family time with Hillary? Good luck with that.

Posted by: Fredo "The Fisherman" Corleone at May 31, 2017 10:40 AM (XoldI)

381 It worked with the black population in 2016. Wait a minute... Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM They may not have turned out in sufficient numbers but I'll bet they still voted 90%+ for Democrats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (IqV8l)

382 all of her feminine wiles to get him to switch teams ... ... ... Pretty sure that's dividing by zero.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (B+qrE)

383 And re: Scott Pelley. Over the weekend, I told the kids "nobody wants to listen to a guy whose nickname in school was probably "smelly."
Guess I was right.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (hKi6n)

384 381 The Beast is just ranting and raving at this conference. The voters were targeted with false info (yes we can thank the MFM for that). What happened to her was unprecedented. Now she's railing on Farcebook again. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH) ============ Man, she really wants Donald Trump to have say over what's true or false in media, doesn't she? I mean, that's the obvious implication of her saying that she wants to tamp down on fake news. She wants whoever is in charge of the government to make a decision about what is true or false and make the spread of that which is deemed false illegal. And, since Trump is at the top of the federal executive bureaucracy, it'd ultimately be hid job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (viSzi)

385 Clinton family life . . . There was a movie a few years back about a mobster hit man that fell in love with a mobster hit woman. Jack Nicholson and Angelica Huston. Jack took her out in the end. Thrown stiletto through the throat just as she shot and missed him by a whisker.

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (xVRrG)

386 I really want the examples they have in mind. My bet is that the worst offender is Joe Wilson and "you lie." Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (viSzi) ===== I'm sure it's worse than that. It's probably something that some no one somewhere, in some Podunk town somewhere Tweeted out that maybe four people saw.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (vg8iE)

387 371 Always one of my favorites, and she's spot on: https://tinyurl.com/y8ksfsk8 Probably still bitter that she could never beat the queen lesbo BJK back in the day. Expect massively massive outrage in the sports media to ensue. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (XsVWn) Let's strip away the bullshit: ALL womens' sports are full of lesbians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (SRKgf)

388 "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests" Zero point zero.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (7HtZB)

389 Now CNN can get back to hating Trump. They will never mention this story again.

Posted by: Hamilton at May 31, 2017 10:41 AM (sCjDS)

390 356 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans? Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt) +++ I think it is probably a lot like the family life that Bette Davis' daughter described in her book many years back. Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts. Maybe something along those lines.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (+tKYk)

391 A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (XsVWn) He had worn mask of previous presidents, such as Reagan and Bush and no one thought anything of it . Rodeo clowns put their own lives on the line to save cowboys that have been bucked off a bull and often are lying on the ground unconscious and ready to be stomped to death. There was no insult to Obama, other than the mindless left's use of it to support their god's victim status. The poor guy not only was fired, but lost his membership , necessary to participate , in the rodeo association and was banned for life from his job.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (31ZTX)

392 "liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks" Please clap.... oh wait, I didn't have to ask. well shucks, thanks, guys!

Posted by: Gerry Studds at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (67Uov)

393 382 I posted on just that topic - the lack of correlation between expenditure and results on a state basis - some time ago on Cut.Jib.Newsletter. The correlation coefficient was essentially zero. The correlation coefficient with percentage of the population that is white was 57%, IIRC. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (SRKgf) ============= Saying that one culture is better than another is racist, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (viSzi)

394 In reality, Baltimore is consistently in the top five or so of the hundred largest metro school districts in the country when those districts are ranked by per-pupil expenditure. Depending on how you reckon it, as much as $17K/pupil/year for K-12.
====

They should just put the kids into rented U-Stor-It containers for 8 hours a day.

Cheaper and they'd learn just as much.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (C52a9)

395 Sooooo upset I missed the last thread, although clownwhore/cnn is sort of an example.

Both choose the irrational, ie the path away from objective good----which is the definition of evil. 


Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (PYcZ5)

396 384 On Kathy Griffin I almost thought CNN would be ok with that stunt.

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 03:40 PM (Ot7+c)


They were till Chelsea weighed in. 

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:42 AM (ocNJ7)

397 387 It worked with the black population in 2016. Wait a minute... Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM They may not have turned out in sufficient numbers but I'll bet they still voted 90%+ for Democrats. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l) ============ Yeah, just like every election for the last 30 years. In other words...it did nothing to turnout except depressed it and absolutely nothing to voting patterns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:43 AM (viSzi)

398 There was a time, several years ago, when I'd thought Al-Kathy Al-Griffin was kinda teh hawt in a gingery sort of way... I feel so cheap and covfefe now -- I think I need a shower!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 10:43 AM (e9G8E)

399 Zero point zero. Posted by: Dean Wormer
==

*SNORT*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:43 AM (C52a9)

400 re: feminine wiles. Even in a New Year drunken stupor, all I saw was clown whore.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 31, 2017 10:43 AM (hKi6n)

401 They should just put the kids into rented U-Stor-It containers for 8 hours a day. Cheaper and they'd learn just as much. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (C52a9) Put bars on the windows and doors. Save time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:44 AM (SRKgf)

402 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (viSzi) The Right runs over their own faster than a possum that wandered onto Talldega Speedway.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 31, 2017 10:44 AM (z8oRC)

403 A flaming severed head of Ms. Griffin would be appropriate here.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 31, 2017 10:44 AM (ZtlPF)

404 396 356 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans? Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt) +++ I think it is probably a lot like the family life that Bette Davis' daughter described in her book many years back. Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts. Maybe something along those lines. Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (+tKYk) Maybe they sit around the table playing Dutch Blitz.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 10:44 AM (hJrjt)

405 Hannity got some help from some group (can't remember their name), and now Bozell at Media Research Center is working on it. MRC Launches New Campaign, Puts Media's Advertisers On Notice Good for him/them. newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2017 10:45 AM (fceHP)

406 392 I'm sure it's worse than that. It's probably something that some no one somewhere, in some Podunk town somewhere Tweeted out that maybe four people saw. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE) ============== "Limit it to D-list celebrities and above, people who publish in syndicated columns, National Review, The Weekly Standard, The Wall Street journal, federally elected officials, or state elected officials who are elected statewide (no state senators or representatives)." "Dear Lord, you're so racist."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 10:45 AM (viSzi)

407 Question, some idiot on twitter was threatening a revolt if Trump were elected again. I suggested we had the guns, go ahead. He said they had guns too. I said gangbangers are notoriously lousy shots. Apparently I'm the racist although he's the one who associated race with gangbangers. So?

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 10:45 AM (PYcZ5)

408 "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"


Zero point zero.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)


The story tells even a worse case.  To be proficient you have to score 60%, 3 out of five.  


Of all the test takers ALL but one only scored one, aka 20%.  One scored two.



THEY ALL GRADUATED.

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:45 AM (ocNJ7)

409 'all I saw was clown whore. ' Now I have to get my cold-cream gun

Posted by: homer simpson at May 31, 2017 10:45 AM (XsVWn)

410 Maybe they sit around the table playing Dutch Blitz. Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:44 PM (hJrjt) You know WHO else played Dutch Blitz?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:45 AM (493sH)

411 Heads up! Kathy Griffin and I are starring in The Brains That Would'nt Die. You'll laugh yer snatch off!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 10:46 AM (bc2Lc)

412 THEY ALL GRADUATED.
Posted by: Ralph
==

And received full scholarships.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 10:46 AM (C52a9)

413 The story tells even a worse case. To be proficient you have to score 60%, 3 out of five. Of all the test takers ALL but one only scored one, aka 20%. One scored two. Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (ocNJ7) Missed it by thaaaaaaaaaaaaat much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:47 AM (SRKgf)

414 This is fun! I'm having a blast playing a fake fake leftist over at youtube.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:47 AM (rAqYf)

415 And received full scholarships.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:46 PM (C52a9)


No doubt the guy that score two is going to Harvard.

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:47 AM (ocNJ7)

416 I have a narcissistic mother. Family time consists of listening to her talk about herself and what we should do to be more like her.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 10:47 AM (PYcZ5)

417 >>>So what exactly would Clinton family time be like?
---
We play Clue. Mother always says it was the vast right-wing conspiracy, the Russians, Comey, the media, Uncle Tony...

Posted by: Chelsea at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (XoldI)

418 418 THEY ALL GRADUATED. Posted by: Ralph == And received full scholarships. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:46 PM (C52a9) Another class of Constitutional law scholars, comin' up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (SRKgf)

419 Question, some idiot on twitter was threatening a revolt if Trump were elected again. I suggested we had the guns, go ahead. He said they had guns too. I said gangbangers are notoriously lousy shots. Apparently I'm the racist although he's the one who associated race with gangbangers. So? Posted by: dagny Tell him we routinely make 3 & 400 yard shots on deer & hog. Way farther than curb to sidewalk.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (U2rG9)

420 homunculus of a skid mark. Thats a pretty dead on description of Franken weenie

Posted by: Fox at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (TFUTH)

421 Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (onq2p) *** Average Jane the Soccer Mom empathizes with the DJT tweet that it upset his children, especially 11 year old Barron. So GLAD we finally have an anti-commie POTUS who keeps it real!

Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (kD8Fh)

422 >>>> 356 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt)

+++

I think it is probably a lot like the family life that Bette Davis' daughter described in her book many years back.
Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts.
Maybe something along those lines.
.
.
.bill clinton's face looks like a text book example of what a lifetime alcoholic looks like. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (le7jz)

423 Remember these are tests of Reading and Math.


They can't read and they can't count, but you have to hire them or....

RACIST!

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 10:48 AM (ocNJ7)

424 "maybe she could sing back up for springsteen." LOL Man, that's brutal.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 31, 2017 10:49 AM (4YUWF)

425 Not yet tired of winning!

Posted by: Random Person out there at May 31, 2017 10:49 AM (jVlNS)

426 414 "6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"
Zero point zero.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
The story tells even a worse case. To be proficient you have to score 60%, 3 out of five.
Of all the test takers ALL but one only scored one, aka 20%. One scored two.
THEY ALL GRADUATED.



AHA! THIS is what the maryland drivers test must be too. I treat them like they'd blow a 2.0 BA. That's how they drive.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 10:50 AM (PYcZ5)

427 We play Clue. Mother always says it was the vast right-wing conspiracy, the Russians, Comey, the media, Uncle Tony... Posted by: Chelsea at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (XoldI) "It was the Clinton syndicate hit man, with a pistol, in Fort Marcy Park." "Also the Clinton syndicate hit man, with a pistol, in downtown DC at 4am." Hours go by ... "And last, of course, the Clinton syndicate hit man, with a barbell, in some chump's basement."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:50 AM (SRKgf)

428 If CNN had asked me to tell her "You're fired!" I would have considered it. For $500,000, maybe.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 31, 2017 10:50 AM (HgMAr)

429 Hannity got some help from some group (can't remember their name *** mediaequalizer.com #StopThe Scalpings Finally the right has an ORGANIZED plan to address the Soros Media Matters bunch of turds.

Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 10:51 AM (kD8Fh)

430 Hurray ! Covfefe Iced Teas for everybody, on the house !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7[/i][/s][/u][/b] at May 31, 2017 10:51 AM (yV8pG)

431 "THEY ALL GRADUATED."

Here in CA, a large cohort of high school dropouts who hadn't even taken the tests necessary for graduation have all been retroactively awarded their diplomas by the state educrats.

Because rayciss eleventy, Muh Feelz, and "fairness".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 10:51 AM (ujwCG)

432 Good riddance! I never watch cable news or I would've boycotted.

Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 10:51 AM (T2aWs)

433 The church of satan disavowed clownwhore, franken did not.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (PYcZ5)

434 If CNN had asked me to tell her "You're fired!" I would have considered it. For $500,000, maybe. Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo

Heh!  He should have said he'd do it for that kind of money to donate to some middle of the road charity.

Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (8ikIW)

435 437 "THEY ALL GRADUATED." Here in CA, a large cohort of high school dropouts who hadn't even taken the tests necessary for graduation have all been retroactively awarded their diplomas by the state educrats. Because rayciss eleventy, Muh Feelz, and "fairness". Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (ujwCG) ========= Why stop there? They should demand doctorates from the UC system.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (vg8iE)

436 Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts. *** She also got away with killing her younger artist husband.

Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (kD8Fh)

437 I hope this plasticized empty shell of a crawfish (no offense to crawfish or other mud-dwellers) is so desperate for $$ she has a hat on the corner of 42nd Street or in a subway. I hope, one by one, her gigs are cancelled. I hope this haunts her forevermore, as she goes mad and lonely, dying her hair with the poisonous red dye that is seeping into her scalp. I hope this is a turning point for the violence and satanic evil that seeps from the pores of the losers who voted for the Hag. May God protect our President and his family against the evil that walks among sick people as this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (fq4ih)

438 Kathy Griffin? Now there's a pussy nobody wants to grab.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (HgMAr)

439 Thinking about it, isn't what Kathy did culturally appropriating Muslims?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 10:52 AM (4ErVI)

440 Also, my dislike of all things Seinfeld is once again justified. He's responsible for this Griffin thing becoming "famous"? Yet another mark against him. He has much to answer for.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 31, 2017 10:53 AM (4YUWF)

441 The Baltimore story confirms my longstanding impression that whenever an article - or even someone in speech - prepends a geographical locator to a city's name, look out, because that's very often a truly shitty part of town. In this case "WEST" Baltimore, like "EAST" St. Louis, the "SOUTH" side of Chicago, or "EAST" Palo Alto, is a wink-nudge that we're talking about VFW country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:53 AM (SRKgf)

442 You know she felt she could do this because her industry has seen fit to be rather vile towards Trump and his family. She just took it to its inevitable next level. Maybe if De Niro, Wheedon, that idjit who plays Capt. America, ect. would have toned it down a tad, maybe, just maybe, she would have not gone full ISIS retard mode. Maybe. I doubt it too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 10:54 AM (Q/AfZ)

443 I hope, one by one, her gigs are cancelled. I hope this haunts her forevermore, as she goes mad and lonely, dying her hair with the poisonous red dye that is seeping into her scalp. Surrounded by cats.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:54 AM (U2rG9)

444 Someone on youtube just told me global warming doesn't exist. I told them to tell that to all the extinct polar bears.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:54 AM (rAqYf)

445 In this case "WEST" Baltimore, like "EAST" St. Louis, the "SOUTH" side of Chicago, or "EAST" Palo Alto, is a wink-nudge that we're talking about VFW country. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf) Well, East St. Louis actually is a city. But yeah, up here it's "North Philly."

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

446 I saw Al Franken briefly on with Anderson"s Pooper last night trying to be all smart and funny and shit. Double Fail.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2017 10:55 AM (HgMAr)

447 Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe, Covfefe Chameleon...

Posted by: Culture Club at May 31, 2017 10:55 AM (XoldI)

448 I'd be interested to see if in other instances like this the media entity went to more of an effort to repudiate the comments or actions of the individual. The sort of "we maintain high standards and this didn't live up to our standards" sort of tripe. Because CNN hasn't actually addressed what she did, just told us they terminated their agreement.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at May 31, 2017 10:56 AM (yL25O)

449 Kathy Griffin? Now there's a pussy nobody wants to grab. Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM No BoyToy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 10:56 AM (IqV8l)

450 'global warming doesn't exist. ' Of course it exists--and has for hundreds of millions of years, along with global cooling.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:56 AM (XsVWn)

451 450 Someone on youtube just told me global warming doesn't exist. I told them to tell that to all the extinct polar bears. Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (rAqYf) ======== Should have said, "Tell that to all the Syrian refugees, displaced by floods caused by the melting of the polar ice caps!"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 10:56 AM (vg8iE)

452 I told them to tell that to all the extinct polar bears. Posted by: Soothsayer

Tell them that's what wiped out the polar bear population in the Antarctica.

Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2017 10:56 AM (8ikIW)

453 Here we go again.  Nate Cohn has an article in the NYT about how the Battleground State polls were not actually wrong, they just polled the wrong people and completely missed the fact that almost all undecided voters turned to Trump. 

That plus the uneducated rubes in the rust belt didn't vote the way we said they should.   

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 31, 2017 10:56 AM (le7jz)

454 Someone will have to console Anderson Cooper.  You know in his heart he loved the beheaded Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (PY9jH)

455 Wait... there's lesbians in women's sports? Now you tell me...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (MINbv)

456 we finally got a scalp. I take no pleasure in it except to note that it is nice to see that the Left have some standards and will, in extreme circumstances, impose a meaningful consequence. i

Posted by: vivi at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (11H2y)

457 441 437 "THEY ALL GRADUATED." Here in CA, a large cohort of high school dropouts who hadn't even taken the tests necessary for graduation have all been retroactively awarded their diplomas by the state educrats. Because rayciss eleventy, Muh Feelz, and "fairness". Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (ujwCG) ========= Why stop there? They should demand doctorates from the UC system. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (vg8iE) They're close to doing just that. Actually the kids did take the exit test - several times, over as many years, in fact - but could not show 10th grade proficiency in English, or EIGHTH grade proficiency in math. When the state finally waived the exit test requirement the local press quoted these geniuses as gushing that now they could take up the places they'd been offered at the University of California. /rage stroke They don't belong at a JC, never mind UC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (SRKgf)

458 we're talking about VFW country. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf) Veterans of Foreign Wars?

Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (ZapPq)

459 Kathy Griffin will start wearing an Elmo costume & harass tourists for tips in Times Square.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

460 Should have said, "Tell that to all the Syrian refugees, displaced by floods caused by the melting of the polar ice caps!" Oh I'm totes screwing with them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (rAqYf)

461 Surrounded by cats. Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (U2rG9) It would be interesting to know, for science, if the cats would consume the corpse of K. Griffin or not when she goes. Because I'm thinking not. Or mutated cats if they do.

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at May 31, 2017 10:57 AM (yL25O)

462 I think I speak for every man when I say Kathy Griffin makes your dick crawl back up inside you faster than taking a dip in freezing waters Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (FZYNt) It's shrinkage, dammit!

Posted by: George Costanza at May 31, 2017 10:58 AM (tHhU5)

463 Nicole Petallides' cleavage.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 10:58 AM (493sH)

464 When the state finally waived the exit test requirement the local press quoted these geniuses as gushing that now they could take up the places they'd been offered at the University of California. /rage stroke They don't belong at a JC, never mind UC. ============ I'm....frightened.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 10:58 AM (vg8iE)

465 I have missed AoSHQ! I took last spring & summer off to take care of my roses. I haven't been back much or I spend day here. I updated ipad in early April & I lost browser I use here Mercury. Apple had to restore from backup & I lost years worth of notes because I never backed them up.

Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (T2aWs)

466 'Nate Cohn has an article in the NYT about how the Battleground State polls were not actually wrong, they just polled the wrong people ' They were using the Pauline Kael model.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (XsVWn)

467 Franken's voice is really weird, it's somewhere between a speech impediment and an accent with a twist of serious nasal.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (PYcZ5)

468 CNN probably was just waiting for a reason to unload her. God knows what turmoil she caused behind the scenes. I don't think that DeepStateMedia's premier outlet suddenly got a conscience or anything.

Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (kD8Fh)

469 447 The Baltimore story confirms my longstanding impression that whenever an article - or even someone in speech - prepends a geographical locator to a city's name, look out, because that's very often a truly shitty part of town. In this case "WEST" Baltimore, like "EAST" St. Louis, the "SOUTH" side of Chicago, or "EAST" Palo Alto, is a wink-nudge that we're talking about VFW country. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf) Vilify F***ing Whitey?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (y5sPI)

470 Well, East St. Louis actually is a city. But yeah, up here it's "North Philly." Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB) Yeah, it is, but the principle remains. (Not that St. Louis proper is any day at the beach, although the suburbs are nice.) The only more certain tipoff is Martin Luther King Blvd. RUN!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (SRKgf)

471 Kathy Griffin will start wearing an Elmo costume & harass tourists for tips in Times Square.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB)



I think I've already seen her in Times Square.  Naked cowgirl.  {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (PY9jH)

472 Veterans of Foreign Wars?

Ummmmmmmm...no.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (qJhUV)

473 Vilify F***ing Whitey? Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (y5sPI) Very Few Whites.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 10:59 AM (SRKgf)

474
I updated ipad in early April & I lost browser I use here Mercury. Apple had to restore from backup & I lost years worth of notes because I never backed them up.

Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (T2aWs)



Next time just use bleachbit and a hammer

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 11:00 AM (PYcZ5)

475 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (fq4ih) I hope she hits bottom, gets jolted into reality, undergoes a transformative spiritual crisis, finds God, meets someone who loves her, and enjoys a measure of success and serenity and happiness. I believe in Grace and redemption. If it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.

Posted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 11:00 AM (Fw5cQ)

476 Franken's voice is really weird, it's somewhere between a speech impediment and an accent with a twist of serious nasal. Posted by: dagny Stuart Smalley.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:00 AM (U2rG9)

477 460 Someone will have to console Anderson Cooper. You know in his heart he loved the beheaded Trump. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (PY9jH) And even if he didn't he works for CNN and pals around with the people who loved it. Good enough for me. He can burn with the rest of them when the time comes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 11:01 AM (4ErVI)

478 In DC it's "South East" although North East is no picnic either.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 11:01 AM (PYcZ5)

479 If she goes out and covfefes some innocent person we will be blamed.

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2017 11:01 AM (zLDYs)

480 Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (T2aWs) Great to have you back! I seem to recall there being a bit of trauma for some of your roses...got accidentally sprayed with something, or crushed?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor [/i][/u][/s] at May 31, 2017 11:02 AM (9m4zl)

481 Griffen is now a victim of the Right-Wing Media Giant, CNN.

Posted by: Leftus Idiotus at May 31, 2017 11:02 AM (XoldI)

482 Well, it would be nice if a number of residents moved to far eastern Baltimore...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 11:02 AM (MINbv)

483 I'm sure Anderson Cooper can find another butt plug. He doesn't need that mask.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 11:02 AM (PYcZ5)

484 'Franken's voice is really weird' The late Tom Davis was the more talented of the two.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:02 AM (XsVWn)

485 487 Griffen is now a victim of the Right-Wing Media Giant, CNN. ======== It's a fucking vast right-wing conspiracy. I've been trying to tell all you GD rubes for 20 years. hic

Posted by: Hillary at May 31, 2017 11:02 AM (vg8iE)

486 Yes, they belong in far eastern Baltimore. Great view.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 11:03 AM (PYcZ5)

487 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE CHILLING EFFECT THIS HAS ON FREE SPEECH!!!...(wipes mouth)

Posted by: Lefty Lefterrson: Lefty Wet Dreamer at May 31, 2017 11:04 AM (qJhUV)

488 484 In DC it's "South East" although North East is no picnic either. Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:01 PM (PYcZ5) Isn't it basically "Everywhere except Herndon, VA"?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 11:04 AM (y5sPI)

489 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 11:04 AM (xVRrG)

490 297 The GOPe is more than happy to lose the next election and return to their comfortable minority status, with business as usual. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (XsVWn) ---------------------------- Utter nonsense. The perks that come with being the majority --- extra staff, committee chairs, slobbering lobbyists --- are tremendous. They want to win elections just as much as we do. It's just that their REASON for wanting to win is quite different.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2017 11:04 AM (0jtPF)

491 The Beast said at the conclusion of her remarks at the conference that She's not going anywhere. Oh please run again in 2020.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 11:04 AM (493sH)

492 339 'fake lynching of Obama' A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (XsVWn) Hank Williams Jr. was fired by ESPN for comparing Obama to Hitler. You know something that liberals do constantly to every Republican President, and just to anyone in general that doesn't fall in lock step with them.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (z/Ubi)

493 Hillary is going to end up like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevarde.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (XsVWn)

494 Wow. And I thought up fucked up over Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (bc2Lc)

495 The Beast said at the conclusion of her remarks at the conference that She's not going anywhere. Oh please run again in 2020. ======== She doesn't have much say over that.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (vg8iE)

496 Any bets once this is forgotten in a year or two shes back on CNN's New Year show?

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (Ot7+c)

497 492 Yes, they belong in far eastern Baltimore. Great view. Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:03 PM (PYcZ5) IT'S FUNNY CUZ THAT'S THE HARBOR!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (7HtZB)

498 497 The Beast said at the conclusion of her remarks at the conference that She's not going anywhere. Oh please run again in 2020. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH) She doesn't need to go anywhere. Home health aides come to your house.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)

499 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (xVRrG)



Apparently the hags on The View begged Princess Chelsea to run in 2020 when she was on today.



Where is a MOAB when you need one?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 11:05 AM (PY9jH)

500 Isn't it basically "Everywhere except Herndon, VA"?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (y5sPI)



Herdon proper is now so hispanic they allow chickens.


NW DC is like Beverly Hills.

Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (PYcZ5)

501 497 The Beast said at the conclusion of her remarks at the conference that She's not going anywhere. Oh please run again in 2020. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH) I think she meant that she literally wasn't going anywhere, as in she couldn't move until a team of handlers picked her up and tossed her into the back of a van.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (y5sPI)

502 'In DC it's "South East" although North East is no picnic either.' Down East in Northern New England was a bit different.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (XsVWn)

503 Republicans care about Today and the next year. They go year-to-year, grabbing all the graft they can. Kicking the can down the road.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (rAqYf)

504 just in case.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (y5sPI)

505 Heh. A local venue near me just cancelled KG's October appearance. It is in a super liberal town (Carmel) and was a near sell out.

Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (w7KSn)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 11:06 AM (rAqYf)

507 Hank Williams Jr. was fired by ESPN for comparing Obama to Hitler. You know something that liberals do constantly to every Republican President, and just to anyone in general that doesn't fall in lock step with them. Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (z/Ubi) Considering that TFG was largely an economic fascist it's not an entirely inapt comparison.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:07 AM (0mRoj)

508 Hillary's pet name for Chelsea is Whatshername

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 11:07 AM (hJrjt)

509 497 The Beast said at the conclusion of her remarks at the conference that She's not going anywhere.
===
She's not going anywhere till she's flung into the van like a side of beef.

Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 11:07 AM (XoldI)

510 Ooooh, the barrel is happy now...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 11:07 AM (MINbv)

511 Any bets once this is forgotten in a year or two shes back on CNN's New Year show?

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)



CNN forgave Richard "Dick" Quest for being arrested in Central Park, high on meth, with a rope tied around his dick.



There's hope for Kathy Griffin, I'm sure.  After all, in their eyes, Trump deserved what she did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 11:07 AM (PY9jH)

512 Wow! How stupid do you have to be-or gleefully anticipatory, or both- to think that Trump sending out a tweet with a typo was a sign of mental illness for which he would be impeached?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 11:08 AM (qES5k)

513 'Utter nonsense' I respect your opinion, but I disagree. Winning puts them in the position of having to do something and live up to their promises, which they don't want to do. Being the minority losers makes their hypocrisy easier.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:08 AM (XsVWn)

514 What word was Trump trying to tweet when covfefe happened?

Posted by: keena at May 31, 2017 11:08 AM (h8YC8)

515 That's not covfefe in the barrel.

Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 11:08 AM (XoldI)

516 For someone who's accomplished nothing in life, Chelsea is awfully convinced of her own importance.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:08 AM (0mRoj)

517 I never thought Franken was funny even as Stuart Smalley. Yes, his voice is rather lispy and sub-normal IQ. I guess that's what constitutes the funneh. GRIFFIN IS OUT??

Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (ILRZA)

518 The thing about that photo -- Trump's detached head was more attractive than hers! There's a version of the photo circulating on Twitter that's "censored for sensitive people": it has Griffin's face blurred out but the Trump head normal. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (3J/LN)

519 520 What word was Trump trying to tweet when covfefe happened? Coverage. As in "biased media coverage".

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (U2rG9)

520 Any bets once this is forgotten in a year or two shes back on CNN's New Year show? Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c) My bet is this year. CNN can't stop her from visiting Times Square this NYE & crashing the party.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

521 I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (RuyTK)

522 520 What word was Trump trying to tweet when covfefe happened? Posted by: keena at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (h8YC Coverage, I believe.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (0mRoj)

523 Apparently the hags on The View begged Princess Chelsea to run in 2020 when she was on today. This should be encouraged at every turn.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 11:09 AM (B+qrE)

524 Apparently the hags on The View begged Princess Chelsea to run in 2020 when she was on today. =================== Seriously, there is something inside these people that desires to be ruled over by a royal family. Chelsea is an utter sucking black hole of anticharisma and doltish naivete. Also, they have no friggin taste either. none. Schmendricks to the last.

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 11:10 AM (xVRrG)

525 371 Always one of my favorites, and she's spot on: https://tinyurl.com/y8ksfsk8 She had the ultimate tennis-player name. Almost as good as Pistole for FBI Director.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 11:10 AM (ul9CR)

526 527 I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK) ========= Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 11:10 AM (vg8iE)

527 Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 11:11 AM (3J/LN)

528 511 Heh. A local venue near me just cancelled KG's October appearance. It is in a super liberal town (Carmel) and was a near sell out. Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM Coming soon to the Native American Casino circuit near you!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 11:11 AM (0tfLf)

529 532 527 I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK) ========= Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE) Mylar house coverings. To reflect the heat, you see.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:11 AM (0mRoj)

530 'Utter nonsense' I respect your opinion, but I disagree. Winning puts them in the position of having to do something and live up to their promises, which they don't want to do. Being the minority losers makes their hypocrisy easier. Posted by: phineas gage Exactly. All the perks, zero responsibility. Witness 2012, 2014, & 2016. We gave them everything they wanted. What have they given us that they promised? The finger. That's all they've given us.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:11 AM (U2rG9)

531 Heh. A local venue near me just cancelled KG's October appearance. It is in a super liberal town (Carmel) and was a near sell out. Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (w7KSn) ............ IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT, NO WAIT IT'S CLINT EASTWOOD'S FAULT

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2017 11:11 AM (HgMAr)

532 523 I never thought Franken was funny even as Stuart Smalley. I have all the classic-era SNL box sets. One thing I learned is to always always always fast-forward the Franken and Davis bits. Good Lord they sucked.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (ul9CR)

533 'Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.' That's not bad. If I had some investment capital I might seriously think about it.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (XsVWn)

534 I hope she moves to Uruguay and gets eaten by cannibals. Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2) You go Uruguay and I'll go mine.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (0mRoj)

535 527 I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK) ========= Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop. Organic carbon dioxide channeling tubes. $5 ea. (Paper straws)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (B+qrE)

536 Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop. Posted by: bicentennialguy Aka, refrigerator boxes.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (U2rG9)

537 The finger. That's all they've given us. Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (U2rG9) ======= Hey! The finger can be a good thing. I know it helps loosen me up....

Posted by: Shep! at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (vg8iE)

538 Posted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 04:00 PM (Fw5cQ) I agree;

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 11:12 AM (qES5k)

539 So, you know that thing that Kathy Griffon did? You know, hold up the effigy of the severed head of the sitting president of the opposition party. That's what crosses the line for libs. It could be a rodeo clown in an Obama mask, it could be the the image of taking heads in archaic wars.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2017 11:13 AM (2mC6G)

540 >>I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here.


A methane disposal thingamajig that looks cool like this:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ruv87h

So they can claen up their own carbon footprint despite Trump attempting to kill the planet!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at May 31, 2017 11:13 AM (NOIQH)

541 540 'Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.' That's not bad. If I had some investment capital I might seriously think about it. Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (XsVWn) ===== LOL. Just make sure I get my cut!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 11:13 AM (vg8iE)

542 Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 11:13 AM (B+qrE)

543 For someone who's accomplished nothing in life, Chelsea is awfully convinced of her own importance. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (0mRoj) To borrow a meme that Leftists just love, she was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple--although she does look like she slid in face-first into the base...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 11:13 AM (7uYFy)

544 I hope she moves to Uruguay and gets eaten by cannibals. Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2) Too stringy.

Posted by: The Cannibals Of Uruguay at May 31, 2017 11:14 AM (Fw5cQ)

545 A methane disposal thingamajig that looks cool like this: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ruv87h So they can claen up their own carbon footprint despite Trump attempting to kill the planet! A bic lighter for lighting their own farts?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:14 AM (U2rG9)

546 If people read the tweet in context it's clear what he meant. Come on.....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 11:14 AM (qES5k)

547 "I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here."

Eiffel Tower Lava Lamps?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2017 11:14 AM (r5KeJ)

548 'I have all the classic-era SNL box sets. One thing I learned is to always always always fast-forward the Franken and Davis bits. Good Lord they sucked.' Yes, but as a writer Davis was responsible for many of the great skits on those shows.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:14 AM (XsVWn)

549 536 532 527 I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK) ========= Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE) Mylar house coverings. To reflect the heat, you see. Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj) We could literally get them wearing aluminum foil hats.

Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

550 it could be the the image of taking heads in archaic wars. ================= She got that head, I'm guessing, from the prop guys who do game of thrones. Cause they had to make one anyway . . . .

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 11:15 AM (xVRrG)

551 >>Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter.



Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at May 31, 2017 11:15 AM (NOIQH)

552 Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:16 AM (U2rG9)

553 520 What word was Trump trying to tweet when covfefe happened? ......... I thought covfefe was pussy in Swahili.

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2017 11:16 AM (HgMAr)

554 "I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're
having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords.
There has to be some easy money here."

Organic CO2 to O2 converters, aka, houseplants.

Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 11:16 AM (XoldI)

555 osted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 04:00 PM (Fw5cQ) Of course there's another side of me that would like her to be accountable for some of her actions in this life, but then, the justice of humanity is imperfect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 11:16 AM (qES5k)

556 Waiting on someone to bring me a cup of covfefe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 11:16 AM (4WhSY)

557 Big SCOTUs decision: https://ballotpedia.org/Impression_Products_v._Lexmark

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 11:16 AM (rUIbB)

558 >>Mylar house coverings. To reflect the heat, you see.


Oooh, special white paint to paint their roofs to reflect the sun's rays.
I know this idea is already a thing, but your paint would be some super-special xyz chemical mix that reflects *much more* heat

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (NOIQH)

559 Organic sunscreen made from the urine of animals at no-kill shelters?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (RuyTK)

560 558 >>Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter. Trolling Level: Galactic Master!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (W6iva)

561 Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM


I like my covfefe black.  Like my men.

Posted by: Some Little Girl on a Plane[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (p+Wdc)

562 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (U2rG9)

563 553. Truly, a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (TwwWO)

564 Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter. Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (3J/LN) You need the highest security clearance to be on a need to know covfefe basis

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (493sH)

565 506 Herdon proper is now so hispanic they allow chickens. Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (PYcZ5) -------------------------------- Despite the fact that I am only 29, I remember when Herndon was so down-home rural that they allowed chickens. Then it got fancified suburban. And now we return to ..... chickens. It's the circle of life!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2017 11:17 AM (0jtPF)

566 Tammy, I am here trying to get used to new browser & I am way behind in pruning & weeding. I pulled out 100 large waist tall weeds last Tuesday and thought I got most of them, until I answered doors next day! Neighbor doesn't do anything it what is left of lawn & weed seeds moved here. I either had someplace to go or the weather sucked. Today I was waiting again, for Comcast to. Fix something, it cannot be fixed & I spent 5- 6 days waiting fo then. CS Reps have no clue what they're talking about. Tech that was here today said he's spent six years hoping Comcast would hire CS reps with a brain

Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 11:18 AM (T2aWs)

567 NSFS:

Kathy Griffin Nude Pics

http://tinyurl.com/y8knhlgm

As I said on the Trump Withdrawing From Paris Climate Accords thread, my dick's so hard a grinder wheel just creates a shower of sparks. But not even this is helping. I can't leave the house like this.




Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2017 11:18 AM (gKOMX)

568 Maybe the word "Covfefe" appears on some document that will reveal Democrat collusion or spying or Obama "wiretapping" , and maybe Trump put it out there in this way so that the wrongdoers are alike all "Oh fucking shit.He knows. We're fucked."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 11:18 AM (7uYFy)

569 Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (3J/LN)



Gah.  So tired of Sean Spicer.  Need someone with a killer instinct.  A Mattis type.



"What keeps you awake at night?" (Scott Pelley).  Mattis:  "Nothing.  I keep other people awake at night."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)

570 Subpoenas issued: https://tinyurl.com/yagf4oqx Could start to go down roads the Dems don't want explored.

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:18 AM (XsVWn)

571 494 Hikaru Made me laugh. Herndon Va, the redneck unhip side of Reston, Va.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at May 31, 2017 11:18 AM (u82oZ)

572 I hope she moves to Uruguay and gets eaten by cannibals. Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2) Too stringy. Posted by: The Cannibals Of Uruguay at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (Fw5cQ) ............. Gotta boil that shit forever. Then feed to dogs.

Posted by: pygmy cannibals of Borneo at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (HgMAr)

573 Oooh, special white paint to paint their roofs to reflect the sun's rays. I know this idea is already a thing, but your paint would be some super-special xyz chemical mix that reflects *much more* heat ==================== Special chemical, nah. Shred up some of those mylar emergency blankets and sprinkle the shreddings into the paint. Charge a shit ton more.

Posted by: Sherwin Williams "scientist" at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (xVRrG)

574 525 520 What word was Trump trying to tweet when covfefe happened? Coverage. As in "biased media coverage". Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (U2rG9 When you see the tweet its pretty obvious. Only a reporter would be so stupid as to not know what was meant.

Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (z/Ubi)

575 Of course there's another side of me that would like her to be accountable for some of her actions in this life, but then, the justice of humanity is imperfect. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (qES5k) Once the conscience is reawakened, the punishments we inflict on ourselves go on until morale improves. Trust me: redemption comes at a very steep price. Change is painful.

Posted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (Fw5cQ)

576 514 Hillary's pet name for Chelsea is Whatshername with the rug rats

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (hJrjt)


FIFY

Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (ocNJ7)

577 ASSociated [Fake] Press: Spicer Condemns Kabul Attack, Defends 'Covfefe'

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (rAqYf)

578 And a note on how times change, my parents and I lived in South East DC when I was born. Went back to see where my folks lived -- once.

Posted by: NaCly Dog[/i] at May 31, 2017 11:19 AM (u82oZ)

579 Regarding "locators" added to cities, isn't "North Little Rock" another one of those locators that tips off "You do NOT want to go there" ?

Posted by: Crusader at May 31, 2017 11:21 AM (ewSN2)

580 Maybe the word "Covfefe" appears on some document that will reveal Democrat collusion or spying or Obama "wiretapping" , and maybe Trump put it out there in this way so that the wrongdoers are alike all "Oh fucking shit.He knows. We're fucked." Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (7uYFy) Not to blow my own horn, but now I'm sure this is what he's doing. He's signalling something to someone who's gonna shit knowing Trump knows something....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 11:21 AM (7uYFy)

581 Calling BS on this. CNN had probably already decided to let her go for being such an unlikable hack, and she knew it. Now CNN tries look all tough and noble for canning her.

Posted by: Sven at May 31, 2017 11:21 AM (5rmvo)

582 alling BS on this. CNN had probably already decided to let her go for being such an unlikable hack, and she knew it. Now CNN tries look all tough and noble for canning her. Posted by: Sven at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (5rmvo) I agree. And I think Chelsea Clinton piled on so she appears fair.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 11:23 AM (7uYFy)

583 Revel in the utter insanity: https://tinyurl.com/yc2xlgdv

Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 11:23 AM (XsVWn)

584 Behold my power. Kneel before me. Know my wrath. Plead for mercy. Only those who are Deplorable shall be delivered. I am Cofveve.

Posted by: Covfefe at May 31, 2017 11:24 AM (4AVeu)

585 Calling BS on this. CNN had probably already decided to let her go for being such an unlikable hack, and she knew it. Now CNN tries look all tough and noble for canning her. =================== Look, we didn't want an age discrimination suit. Now we are free and clear to hire a younger, hipper funnier comic. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you . . . Amy Schumer.

Posted by: CNN Suit at May 31, 2017 11:24 AM (xVRrG)

586 I look forward to an exciting new workforce filled with this new generation of kids with "Ph.D's and shit."

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 11:26 AM (C52a9)

587 .

Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 11:29 AM (xVRrG)

588 542 527 I'm trying to think of a product to sell to hysterical warmenists who're having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords. There has to be some easy money here. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK) ========= Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop. Organic carbon dioxide channeling tubes. $5 ea. (Paper straws) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE) Kitchen magnets you put over every door and window to keep the toxic pollutant CO2 out. %50 a pop sounds about right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:32 AM (SRKgf)

589 589 alling BS on this. CNN had probably already decided to let her go for being such an unlikable hack, and she knew it. Now CNN tries look all tough and noble for canning her. Posted by: Sven at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (5rmvo) I agree. And I think Chelsea Clinton piled on so she appears fair. Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:23 PM (7uYFy) And while I don't know the timing, Chelsea's piling on gives CNN cover as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 31, 2017 11:33 AM (SRKgf)

590 I remember my covfefe derringers. Damn...those were the days!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 11:37 AM (0tfLf)

591 CNN severed their head severer.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 31, 2017 11:48 AM (LQLeS)

592 23 Mencia won't even steal her jokes...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 31, 2017 12:08 PM (nIGPZ)

593 AMAZING (not really) that it took this incident for the scales to fall from CNN's eyes about Kathy Griffin. (Actually, I suspect the scales haven't fallen; they're just doing damage control.)

Is any sentient being really surprised that she's capable of this? I can easily imagine much, much worse from her.

Posted by: Super Genius at May 31, 2017 12:22 PM (8pnHX)

594 Felony and ironyyyyyy
Live together in perfect harmonyyyyy...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 12:56 PM (e9G8E)

595 oopsie, wrong thread...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 12:56 PM (e9G8E)

596 Democrats are so full of shit, we're just talking percentage points for composition.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2017 01:05 PM (2mC6G)

597 CNN will change its mind and rehire Griffin for the New Year Special.

Posted by: dustydog at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (6BLvJ)

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