April 29, 2015

Chelsea Clinton's Claim That An Independent Watchdog Rated the Clinton Foundation As Among the World's Most Transparent Organizations is, Get This, a Complete Lie
— Ace

Says who?

Says NPR.

I'd like to give Hillary Clinton a special The Balls On That Woman Award for sending out not Susan Rice as a human shield to lie for her, but her own f***ing daughter.



Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary, sought to tamp down new allegations that rich foreign donors had influenced her mother while she was secretary of state by noting that an international anti-corruption group had endorsed the foundation's disclosure practices.

"What the Clinton foundation has said is that we will be kind of even more transparent," said the former first daughter, now vice chairman of the foundation, at an event sponsored by the Council on Foreign Relations. "Even though Transparency International and others have said we're among the most transparent foundations, we'll disclose donors on a quarterly basis, not just an annual basis."

The problem with that, though, is Transparency International never cited the Clinton foundation. It did award Hillary Clinton its 2012 TI-USA Integrity Award when Clinton was secretary of state for "recognizing her contributions as secretary of state in raising the importance of transparency and anticorruption as elements of U.S. policy," Claudia Dumas, president of Transparency International, told NPR. (The organization put out a fuller statement Monday.)

...

She never mentioned the Clinton foundation, and Dumas' organization is focused on promoting government transparency.

"We do not do an examination or any ranking of foundations," said Dumas, who noted that Chelsea Clinton may have simply made an innocent mistake.

Yes I think that's exactly what it must have been.

From Morgen Richmond (@morgenR), who has more:





Posted by: Ace at 12:34 PM | Comments (391)
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1 Hill, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Sense of Shame at April 29, 2015 12:35 PM (LAe3v)

2 I know, right?

Posted by: Ethics at April 29, 2015 12:35 PM (LAe3v)

3 Slip-sliding away
Slip-sliding awaaaaayaaa

Posted by: Electoral chances at April 29, 2015 12:36 PM (LAe3v)

4 So what? Sometimes a gal needs some Swedish Krona. Just sayin'. #HillaryIsJustLikeYou

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:36 PM (8ZskC)

5 I always lie.

Right now I'm lying to you. 


Suck it conservatives, I'm way too smart for you.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:36 PM (TV9BR)

6 I am beginning to believe she's not a serious candidate, merely a distraction from something much worse.

Posted by: adsila at April 29, 2015 12:37 PM (AR612)

7 It's going, going, GONNNNNNNEEEEEE

Posted by: Place in history at April 29, 2015 12:37 PM (LAe3v)

8 My father is not a womanizer.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:37 PM (TV9BR)

9 Whew, glad someone else commented.

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2015 12:37 PM (LAe3v)

10 Drip...

Posted by: The ValJar Water Torture Device at April 29, 2015 12:37 PM (8ZskC)

11 My mom is not a drunkard that beat her black servants.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:38 PM (TV9BR)

12 "we will be kind of even more transparent" What is she, 13?

Posted by: teh Wind at April 29, 2015 12:38 PM (B3WUC)

13 Well, in the Clinton's defense, this is about as transparent as any Democrat can be.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 29, 2015 12:38 PM (6n332)

14 Okay okay okay, let's open up the prisons, legalize weed, and guarantee a minimum government backed livable wage.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:38 PM (Y7ieA)

15 Monica Lewinsky seduced my father. Cigars are sex toys.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:39 PM (TV9BR)

16 this is about as transparent as any Democrat can be.

Yeah, not impressed.

Posted by: Lead at April 29, 2015 12:39 PM (LAe3v)

17 I don't care about money.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:39 PM (TV9BR)

18 When you're vice chairman of a "charitable foundation" it might be a good time to start caring about money.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 12:39 PM (ty633)

19 Yeah, she's my illegitimate daughter, but I never thought she'd turn out to be a lying skank.

Posted by: Howdy Doodie at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (0cMkb)

20  Baltimore racism is due to the republicans in this congress.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (TV9BR)

21 This Hilary Understands Gall

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (St6BJ)

22 17 I don't care about money.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinto


Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: King Midas at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (LAe3v)

23

"kind of even more transparent"

 

That Stanford education at work. And to think, I only went to Cornell.

 

 

Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (xkSSa)

24 If we had a real Attorney General, Hillary would be behind bars and not running for President.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (zRby/)

25 I think we've dodged a Beast there.......

Posted by: maddogg at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (xWW96)

26 ValJar, doing the job teh GOPe won't do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 29, 2015 12:40 PM (0HooB)

27 That picture of me on the cover of Elle, totally not photoshopped.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:41 PM (TV9BR)

28 At this rate when Hillary becomes President, she and can Bill can pay off the national debt.

Posted by: dantesed at April 29, 2015 12:41 PM (88xKn)

29 If the Clinton's shut down the foundation tommorow where does the money go?

/s

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 29, 2015 12:41 PM (81UWZ)

30 Webb Hubbell is SOOO proud right now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 12:41 PM (zRby/)

31 My mom is not a Persian rug muncher.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:41 PM (TV9BR)

32 If the lions wouldn't get food poisoning, I would root for them to chew on a Clinton bone or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 12:42 PM (B0IEg)

33 30 Webb Hubbell is SOOO proud right now. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 05:41 PM (zRby/) As big as a space telescope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:42 PM (St6BJ)

34

"I don't care about money"

- said every person who had so many gobs of it that they didn't know what to do with it all.

 

You know who cares about money. Those of us on a budget.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 29, 2015 12:42 PM (6n332)

35 Chelsea is lying for Chelsea.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 29, 2015 12:42 PM (j29PP)

36 But wanting to have lower taxes? CULTURE OF GREED!!!!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 12:43 PM (jOumW)

37 Alinsky, Mezvinsky, Mezvinsky, Alinsky, Let's call the whole thing off . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:43 PM (St6BJ)

38 Our foundation is not a criminal organization disguised as charity, REALLY.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:43 PM (TV9BR)

39 If we had a real Attorney General, Hillary would be behind bars and not running for President. Hell, if we had a real opposition party, half of TFG's Chicago Clown Car of an administration would be in jail. But that's not what we have. #WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 29, 2015 12:43 PM (0HooB)

40 Transparent shit is a symptom of cholera.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 29, 2015 12:43 PM (DL2i+)

41 Every day brings a new lie from the Clinton Crime Family. The country can't want more of this, can they?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 12:44 PM (g1DWB)

42 Soon:

Hillary Clinton: "I am not a thug"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 12:44 PM (zRby/)

43 I like explosive diarrhea. It is both runny and funny.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:44 PM (TV9BR)

44 38 Our foundation is not a criminal organization disguised as charity, REALLY. Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 05:43 PM (TV9BR) Heh.

Posted by: Joe Columbo, pres. Italo-American Anti-Defamation League at April 29, 2015 12:44 PM (St6BJ)

45 Swedish money? Welfare? Baksheesh?

Posted by: M. Murcek at April 29, 2015 12:45 PM (GJUgF)

46 My husband married me because I'm so goddamn good looking not for political connections and money.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:45 PM (TV9BR)

47 Sorry. I just don't see it.

Posted by: the invisible man at April 29, 2015 12:46 PM (kivUY)

48 How much of the Clinton's PERSONAL ~$130 million do they give to charity...?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 12:46 PM (jOumW)

49 Do they think they can ride out the next two years until the election considering the amount of goniffing they have done in over 40??? Maybe if the MFM were on their side. Not now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:46 PM (St6BJ)

50 Scankles is as crooked as a snake and has always been so. She lies at the drop of a hat and she is uglier than a fly-blown dog turd left in the sun for a week.

Posted by: Vic[/i] We Have No Party at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (wlDny)

51 45 Swedish money? Welfare? Baksheesh? Posted by: M. Murcek at April 29, 2015 05:45 PM (GJUgF) That's a lot of lingonberries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (St6BJ)

52 Bob McDonnel was not available for comment.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (M+ldm)

53 Somehow she knows she's got it n the bag , and THEY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!!

Posted by: Dead Voters Society at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (YtWJn)

54 I'm not a rug muncher like my mom that married for personal gain and political power.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (TV9BR)

55 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (kff5f)

56 If only I'd known, I'd have run for President

Posted by: Al 'Cubs #1 Fan' Capone at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (o+SC1)

57 I am curious to see what Hillary gave Sweden for it's $8 million. What could those sneaky Icebacks be up to?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 12:47 PM (g1DWB)

58 In fairness, transparency is not a difficult claim to make in retrospect when your North African gun trafficking constituency blows open your illegal trade agreements by killing your state department liason in a deal gone bad.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (ty633)

59 Running for President to Avoid indictment!!brilliant!!

Posted by: Dope on an iPhone at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (egezu)

60 @54 - no, you come by your ill-gotten influence heterosexually.

Posted by: JEM at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (o+SC1)

61 Posted by: Al 'Cubs #1 Fan' Capone at April 29, 2015 05:47 PM (o+SC1)

Yeah. You could've got treatment for that syph.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (zRby/)

62 My parents say nothing but good things about Obama in private.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (TV9BR)

63 52 Bob McDonnel was not available for comment. Posted by: Kreplach at April 29, 2015 05:47 PM (M+ldm) Ironically, McDonnell received exactly $0.00 quid for his quo. And yet, gone with the wind because Republican.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (St6BJ)

64 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:48 PM (kff5f)

65 Mah Chelse's all growed up.

Posted by: Weepy eyed Bill at April 29, 2015 12:49 PM (v/Mqc)

66 my tweet of last week: "I look at Chelsea and see someone who inherited all the self-awareness of her parents, and the intelligence to learn from their mistakes."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2015 12:49 PM (PMlgt)

67 They got away with it for so long because the people who are suppose to monitor this type of shit, the irs and the msm, are in bed with them.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)

68 I got that $00K job consulting for NBC on merit. H8s!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:50 PM (TV9BR)

69 The lesson we're learning from the Obama and Clinton debacles is that no crime is impossible if you're committed enough. As I've said before, what Hillary learned from Watergate is that destruction of evidence is only a crime if you're not thorough enough.

Posted by: JEM at April 29, 2015 12:50 PM (o+SC1)

70 Ace, you post is technically true but is not helpful to the Clintons.  Therefore, we rate it mostly false. 

Posted by: PolitiFact at April 29, 2015 12:50 PM (OD2ni)

71 My mother, who is so accomplished, cares deeply for the poor and downtrodden.  She has fought all of her life for women's rights, gay rights, and trangendered rights.  She has always been an advocate for the disenfranchised.  Her integrity is without question.

She will be the next President of the United States of America!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:50 PM (V70Uh)

72 Nice to see Chelsea has been able to enter the family business of lying full time. Such a natural. Needs to use her dad's finger wag a little more though. For authenticity.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2015 12:50 PM (t06LC)

73 67 They got away with it for so long because the people who are suppose to monitor this type of shit, the irs and the msm, are in bed with them. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 05:49 PM (iQIUe) Well, it looks as if they finished their cigarette and are staring at their watches wondering when the hell this floozy I picked up whilst half-stoned at a disco will get the fuck out of my pad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:50 PM (St6BJ)

74
Its like there are Leftists all over the world or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (ODxAs)

75 00K Ook?

Posted by: The Librarian at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (kff5f)

76 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2015 05:49 PM (PMlgt)

I think they're very self aware.

They're also aware that the Press is on their side and that they're only a plane ride away from a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (zRby/)

77 Mah Chelse's all growed up. You always remember their first cover-up.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (jOumW)

78 The orangutan says "I do not think that means what you think that means."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (kff5f)

79 OT Just saw a commercial on FNC in support of the trade agreement Barky wants to push through Congress. Went to the website "Trade Benefits America" and checked out the membership page. It's a who's who of multinational Chamber of Commerce open borders douchebags. Just looking at the supporters makes think we need to get ready to bend over and smile.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (ygqvj)

80 Someone tell me again, why did I go to prison when Hillary, Bill, Obama, Corzine, Lois Lerner and Gruber are still free?

Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 29, 2015 12:51 PM (qJi/z)

81 Does anyone remember the children's book about Chelsea in the White House made in the 90s? My parents actually bought it for me and my sis. No clue what happened to it, it is obviously a very cherished possession of mine.

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 12:52 PM (yRwC8)

82 Democrats - loving the poor so much they want to make more of them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:52 PM (kff5f)

83 69 As I've said before, what Hillary learned from Watergate is that destruction of evidence is only a crime if you're not thorough enough. Posted by: JEM at April 29, 2015 05:50 PM (o+SC1) destruction of evidence is only a crime if you're not A DEMOKRAT. FIFY

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:52 PM (St6BJ)

84 Chelsea, please get back in the barn. 

Posted by: Wilbur Post at April 29, 2015 12:52 PM (OD2ni)

85 My mom nurtured me all of my childhood and was so nice to the help. I look forward to all the time she will spend with her grandchild.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:53 PM (TV9BR)

86 Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 29, 2015 05:51 PM (qJi/z) You weren't politically connected enough.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:53 PM (kff5f)

87

 

wasn't someone saying here yesterday that chelsea should be off limits?

Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 12:53 PM (lKyWE)

88 I think we've run up against the same thing we were first discussing in the last thread.  I think "transparency" has  been redefined.

Posted by: Soona at April 29, 2015 12:53 PM (/HX7u)

89 75 00K Ook? Posted by: The Librarian at April 29, 2015 05:51 PM (kff5f) Thug, in Korean (though not rooftop Korean, which is a different dialect).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:53 PM (St6BJ)

90 Ook ook! Ahh ahh eeeee!

Posted by: Poo Flinging Monkey at April 29, 2015 12:53 PM (+aCe4)

91 @81 No, but I remember the book that Socks the cat wrote. Now, that was a Clinton with some integrity.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (t06LC)

92 So....this whole "foundation" thing is really a "crime syndicate" in disguise. Am I getting that right?

Posted by: MTF at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (LISuA)

93 Well, last post I said I wasn't going to pick on Chelsea, but now that's she's publically flacking for her parents criminal activity, I can revisit that.

Hey Chelsea, if your foundation is so fricking wonderful, why it is diverting money though shell corporations?

Posted by: looking closely at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (hoiM7)

94 Scankles is as crooked as a snake and has always been so. She lies at the drop of a hat and she is uglier than a fly-blown dog turd left in the sun for a week. I'm pretty sure that was an insult to fly-blown dog turds left in the sun for a week.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (DT3rQ)

95 wasn't someone saying here yesterday that chelseashould beoff limits? If so, I hope they were soundly mocked. Chelsea is a grown woman and can make her own decisions. When her mom asked her to go out and lie for her, she could have said "No, Mom." She did not. Therefore she is complicit and a fair target.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (kff5f)

96 Not a smidgen of corruption!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (A98Xu)

97 90 Ook ook! Ahh ahh eeeee! Posted by: Poo Flinging Monkey at April 29, 2015 05:53 PM (+aCe4) Eep, Opp, Ork, Ah Ah. - - Elroy Jetson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (St6BJ)

98 I am curious to see what Hillary gave Sweden for it's $8 million. What could those sneaky Icebacks be up to? Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 05:47 PM Cornering the market on dill futures?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (h4vJk)

99 Not being a smart ass, how does this compare to enron on scale?

Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (kiy9d)

100 Expect the Rosie O'Donnel vs Ex wife battle to get really really nasty: http://goo.gl/bHraUF

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 12:54 PM (iQIUe)

101 The more I hear about this, the more I can envision only two options:
1)  The Clinton's arrogance convinced them they could get away with this
2)  This is a very deep sabotage operation by BJ to punish Hill and ensure he's always the famous Clinton.

At this point, I'm leaning towards 2). 

Posted by: pep at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (LAe3v)

102 96 Not a smidgen of corruption! Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2015 05:54 PM (A98Xu) Smidgen being the name of Paul Bunyan's dog in that Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (St6BJ)

103 >>wasn't someone saying here yesterday that chelseashould beoff limits? Why? She's all growed up now and Vice Chairman of the family graft machine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (g1DWB)

104 Eep, Opp, Ork, Ah Ah. - - Elroy Jetson Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 05:54 PM Walla walla bing bang!

Posted by: The Witchdoctor[/i] at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (h4vJk)

105 test

Posted by: The ValJar Water Torture Device at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (8ZskC)

106 Drip

Posted by: The ValJar Water Torture Device at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (8ZskC)

107
We rate their Fraud above average!

Posted by: NYT at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (ODxAs)

108 Am I getting that right? Posted by: MTF at April 29, 2015 05:54 PM (LISuA) Well, the "disguise" is the corporate equivalent of Groucho Marx glasses, but yes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (kff5f)

109 wasn't someone saying here yesterday that chelseashould beoff limits? Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 05:53 PM (lKyWE) In the same way that Michael Corleone should be off limits, he's just a kid after all? She's an adult, getting in the muck of the family business, she needs to put on her big girl pantsuits.

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 12:55 PM (yRwC8)

110 @99 Enron was cooking the books. The Clintons aren't even keeping them.

Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (t06LC)

111 Us Clintons love black people. That's why we gave them 8% of all the money we received in donations instead of 2% we give to everyone else.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (TV9BR)

112 You wouldn't believe how many foreign donations I've done...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (FcR7P)

113 110 @99 Enron was cooking the books. The Clintons aren't even keeping them. Posted by: Jollyroger at April 29, 2015 05:56 PM (t06LC) Paul Krugman, chef extraordinaire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (St6BJ)

114 Isn't it great how Chelsea is such an evolved person that she never worries about money?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (8ZskC)

115 Somebody bingsplain to me why the 1st link for a "goniffing" search is cat litter?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (DL2i+)

116 What is that word? Truthiness? Not even that.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (kGsA2)

117 What is that word? Truthiness? Not even that.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2015 12:56 PM (kGsA2)

118 By the way, millionairess Chelsea Clinton doesn't get why all the serfs "care about money". http://washex.am/1ESmcmQ

Posted by: MTF at April 29, 2015 12:57 PM (LISuA)

119 41 Every day brings a new lie from the Clinton Crime Family. The country can't want more of this, can they? Have you flipped through the TV channels lately?

Posted by: despair at April 29, 2015 12:57 PM (J6suc)

120 95 wasn't someone saying here yesterday that chelseashould beoff limits?
==
I think that was me, and it wasn't exactly what I said.  I said that since she isn't running for public office *I* wasn't going to mock her.  (IE its not her fault her parents are crooks, or even, necessarily if she benefits from their activity).

 But, as above, now that she's actively flacking for her parents crimes, I see no reason for restraint.

Posted by: looking closely at April 29, 2015 12:57 PM (hoiM7)

121 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Heathe and Choice Clinic think that rush Limbaugh is a skunk and a rascal. Presdent Obama should do something to stop Limbaugh's lies about our Presdent of Color.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (Sd++4)

122 >>Enron was cooking the books. The Clintons aren't even keeping them. Well that and Enron not being in charge of our foreign policy and trying to sell it to the highest bidder.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (g1DWB)

123 114 Isn't it great how Chelsea is such an evolved person that she never worries about money?
==

Well, the fact that her parents bought her a $15 million apt and that CNBC figured she was worth $600k/yr for a do-nothing "job" probably helps keep her from worrying too much.


Posted by: looking closely at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (hoiM7)

124 DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK HILLARY'S CHILD! HAVE YOU BASTARDS NO SHAME?????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (ynQIy)

125

"Isn't it great how Chelsea is such an evolved person that she never worries about money?"

 

Because she has it.  She doesn't have to worry about it. 

 

 

Posted by: Hpward Hughes in The Aviator at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (OD2ni)

126 115 Somebody bingsplain to me why the 1st link for a "goniffing" search is cat litter? Posted by: DaveA at April 29, 2015 05:56 PM (DL2i+) Goniff is Yiddish for thief/criminal. The "ing" at the end is just an English modifier to turn it into a verb. Cannot explain the cat thing?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (St6BJ)

127 The Clinton Foundation is a great organization and we should give them federal funding to pass out.

Posted by: Mitch McConell at April 29, 2015 12:58 PM (TV9BR)

128 I don't understand all the criticism. A hungry Haitian kid would look awful in Stella McCartney.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 12:59 PM (8ZskC)

129 Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 29, 2015 05:51 PM (qJi/z)

YOU told a little lie.

THEY told big ones.

See the difference?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 01:00 PM (zRby/)

130 As Sophie Tucker once said, "I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:00 PM (St6BJ)

131 Expect the Rosie O'Donnel vs Ex wife battle to get really really nasty: http://goo.gl/bHraUF Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 05:54 PM (iQIUe) Woman her ex is canoodling with looks like a drag queen pretending to be Jessica Pare. Even has the same teeth! That poor child they are fighting custody over. I hope they have set up a trust fund just for the therapy bills.

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 01:00 PM (yRwC8)

132 Our foundation and Starbucks have managed to open more than 2 coffee house in Haiti.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:00 PM (TV9BR)

133 The Clintons are just a crime family...they continue to extract cash from every available orifrice of every possible donor, far away and above what they could ever possibly spend. They make the Kennedy's and old moonshiner Joe look like featherbedders.

Posted by: Boots at April 29, 2015 01:01 PM (l9mF2)

134 The internet is 75% cat stuff.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 01:01 PM (0x/TW)

135 Hillary is a caring humanitarian and a friend.  You conservatives can suck it.   

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 29, 2015 01:01 PM (OD2ni)

136 And now for a palette cleanser

https://youtu.be/0ca20K_u8n0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 01:01 PM (B0IEg)

137 134 The internet is 75% cat stuff. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 06:01 PM (0x/TW) Huh? Where'd all the porn go?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:01 PM (St6BJ)

138 "That poor child they are fighting custody over. I hope they have set up a trust fund just for the therapy bills."
-----------------------------

That ain't gonna be enough. Body parts will be changed...and maybe changed back.

Posted by: Chad Bono at April 29, 2015 01:02 PM (TV9BR)

139 Huh? Where'd all the porn go? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 06:01 PM (St6BJ) Rule 34.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:02 PM (kff5f)

140 You know the GOPe looks at the Clintonian mound spewed and wonders why they can't float the occasional turd.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 29, 2015 01:02 PM (DL2i+)

141 Sometimes between not thinking much about money I look for pictures of poor people on the internet. It helps keep me grounded and real.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:02 PM (8ZskC)

142 Big, hairy cuhones. Hopefully there will be a real mass incarceration. Of these freakin rich thugs who use pay to play as a way to get rich.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2015 01:02 PM (8mFjt)

143 Can one run for POTUS if one is a felon? Asking for (not) a friend.

Posted by: dogfish at April 29, 2015 01:02 PM (jWtyG)

144 My crystal ball is very cloudy.  I really don't think Caligulette will survive the scrutiny that the MFM is now giving her.  Just for shits and grins, what "white knight" of the Democratic Party do you all think will step in to save the party?

Deval Patrick?   Fauxcahontas?  Some fucker named O'Malley that nobody west of the Appalachians ever heard of? 

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 01:03 PM (V70Uh)

145 Can one run for POTUS if one is a felon? Asking for (not) a friend. Nothing in the Constitution prohibits it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)

146 Just wondering what comparison would get liv attention.

Posted by: Beth M at April 29, 2015 01:03 PM (kiy9d)

147 My mom and I just signed up for a local adult ed class to keep it real, Scissoring 201.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (TV9BR)

148 Honestly, I've had bowel movements that are smarter than these people. They can't even get their lies straight.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (8mFjt)

149 I plan to dress as a big tick this Halloween.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (8ZskC)

150 As I said this morning, the Left is as concerned about Clinton criminality as they are about Mao and Stalin's Genocides.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (jOumW)

151 Posted by: Martha Stewart Your biscuits weren't fluffy enough.

Posted by: dogfish at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (jWtyG)

152 Former governor of LA and convicted felon Edwin Edwards recently tried to run for a US House of Representatives seat.  And Alcee Hastings, convicted felon and Democrat, does have a seat in the House.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (B0IEg)

153 144 Deval Patrick? Fauxcahontas? Some fucker named O'Malley that nobody west of the Appalachians ever heard of? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 06:03 PM (V70Uh) Bernie Sanders, FTW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:04 PM (St6BJ)

154 Shouldn't Chelsea be at home teaching her child to call the Secret Service 'pigs'?
 
I guess she could just leave that one to Grandma. She does, after all, have more experience at it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 01:05 PM (0DeYj)

155 >>>Can one run for POTUS if one is a felon? Asking for (not) a friend.<<<

I believe the descriptor you're looking for is "likely felon."  It was established in an earlier thread, and may actually be a requirement.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 01:05 PM (ty633)

156 150 As I said this morning, the Left is as concerned about Clinton criminality as they are about Mao and Stalin's Genocides. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 29, 2015 06:04 PM (jOumW) You can't be concerned with your own actions, silly rabbit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:05 PM (St6BJ)

157 Those silly Clinton's,
but everybody knows Chelsea is off the Webb production line.

Posted by: Willie Horton at April 29, 2015 01:05 PM (/WmRg)

158 In the midnight hour, she cried, "More! More! More! With a rebel yell, she cried "More! More! More!"

Posted by: Billy Idle Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:06 PM (nbGZj)

159 Deval Patrick? Fauxcahontas? Some fucker named O'Malley that nobody west of the Appalachians ever heard of?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo


Like I said before, I'm beet-red, ready, and rested!

Posted by: Sen.JimWebb[/i] [/b] at April 29, 2015 01:06 PM (KhFZp)

160 "Expect the Rosie O'Donnel vs Ex wife battle to get really really nasty: " but here and hotair I am told ghey marriage is a sacred cow not to be discussed/ s.

Posted by: fromabroad at April 29, 2015 01:06 PM (rnV3B)

161 And with this, even John Gotti jr. has a shot at the presidency.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2015 01:07 PM (8mFjt)

162 Bernie Sanders just might win Oregon and Colorado.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 01:07 PM (V70Uh)

163 Like my mom, I think that felons should be released, guns should be confiscated, and taxes should be 100% to make society more just. Well not for me and my mom but for you guys like totally.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:07 PM (TV9BR)

164 And with this, even John Gotti jr. has a shot at the presidency. PRO TIP: You only get one.

Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at April 29, 2015 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

165 Hillary could grow horns and show herself as the devil. And still democrats would vote for her.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2015 01:08 PM (8mFjt)

166 The problem is is NONE OF THIS F***ING MATTERS. It's not going to make a damned bit of difference to any DemoKKKrat how inestimably corrupt any of their commie-fascist heavy hitters are. Secession.

Posted by: DrZin at April 29, 2015 01:09 PM (ff+FM)

167 144 Deval Patrick? Fauxcahontas? Some fucker named O'Malley that nobody west of the Appalachians ever heard of? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 06:03 PM (V70Uh) _________ Few people outside of Arkansas had heard of Bill Clinton in 1991.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 01:09 PM (0LHZx)

168 I thought it was The Council On Sexual Foreign Relations. Those Swedish Babes are hot!

Posted by: Billy Idle Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:10 PM (nbGZj)

169 The Criminally Clinton Crony Party?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 01:10 PM (B0IEg)

170 If possible, Barky is even thinner-skinned than Hillary! herself, and he is worse than a girl when it comes to remembering slights against him. Jesse Jackson Sr. made an ill-considered remark about Barky's nether regions during the 2008 campaign as I recall, and within the term of Barky's presidency JJ Jr. and his wife were both convicted of multiple crimes and ended up in the slammer. Bill Clinton made some disparaging remarks about Barky and his suitability for coffee duty, and all this info is now coming out about Hillary! plus Barky & Val Jar had to realize that letting Hillary! set up her own email server as SoS would be a big f'n deal and illegal. Hillary!'s path to the White House is being cratered by Barky, not the GOPe.

Posted by: Boots at April 29, 2015 01:10 PM (l9mF2)

171 That's right.  Gramma Hillary will teach the grandchild everything.

Off-shore accounts.   E-mail server destruction.  Calling police/state troopers/secret service agents pigs.

Clinton family values.

If the grandchild is a boy, Bill will teach him the art of rape.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 01:11 PM (V70Uh)

172 Hillary!'s path to the White House is being cratered by Barky, not the GOPe. It would be highly inappropriate for us to interfere.

Posted by: John McCain, Sexennial Conservative at April 29, 2015 01:11 PM (8ZskC)

173 Some of you may remember a couple of weeks ago the guy in my town who accidentally shot his mother in law when trying to shoot an armadillo. New story in town. A mother of a not a thug goes on local news to complain some guy gave her underage non thug son a tatoo in his kitchen. Tattoo guy arrested for applying tattoo to a minor. Fair enough you say. Well not a thug son could not appear in the news segment because he's in jail in another town for burglary! It seems non thug broke in a house to steal a TV to trade with outlaw tatoo artist as payment for underage tatoo. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 01:12 PM (ygqvj)

174 Hillary could grow horns and show herself as the devil. And still democrats would vote for her.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2015 06:08 PM (8mFjt)


Democrats already worship Satan.  If anything, they anxiously await it and welcome it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 01:13 PM (V70Uh)

175 I bet a proud Web Hubbel is smiling somewhere.

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2015 01:13 PM (go5uR)

176 Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 06:12 PM (ygqvj) So what I hear you saying is that Texas should give your town to Florida.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:13 PM (kff5f)

177 What's the difference between a Clinton and a tick? One of them is a burrowing, blood-sucking diseased parasite that infects all around it if removal is attempted. The other is a small arachnid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 01:13 PM (ynQIy)

178 huh.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 29, 2015 01:14 PM (0O7c5)

179 a face only a mother could love...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 29, 2015 01:14 PM (eOpVe)

180 Claudia Dumas once left a floater in the UN ladies room.  She cannot be trusted. 

Posted by: David Brock at April 29, 2015 01:15 PM (OD2ni)

181 I love those Bollywood musicals.

It's amazing how they can dance around in that heat and not perspire.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 01:15 PM (V70Uh)

182 The other tweet: "Is there anyone in American politics more corrupt than Hillary Clinton? Give Chelsea a few years to hone her skills." No effing way she's off limits. She's not a child, and she IS the chairman of a company/foundation that is selling out America. She is culpable as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 29, 2015 01:15 PM (PMlgt)

183 174
root of the problem that is...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 29, 2015 01:15 PM (eOpVe)

184 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 06:13 PM (kff5f) Heh. Not Texas. That was a misstatement. Actually Georgia where all this took place.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 01:15 PM (ygqvj)

185 How are all of my party people? Ah nice fresh thread.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 29, 2015 01:15 PM (UnJ7w)

186 So that's how you get rich. Just travel around the world asking for money. It's elegant in its simplicity.

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 01:16 PM (sdi6R)

187 Well,there is no doubt they are grooming Chelsea to continue the lfamily business.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 01:16 PM (mGBKM)

188 Well gots to go I'll see y'all on the ONT.

Posted by: Arson Wells at April 29, 2015 01:17 PM (UnJ7w)

189 How very thuggish of them...

Posted by: Jamal Sterquisha Moochele Cornhole at April 29, 2015 01:17 PM (mUw+L)

190

"Jesse Jackson Sr. made an ill-considered remark about Barky's nether regions during the 2008 campaign as I recall, and within the term of Barky's presidency JJ Jr. and his wife were both convicted of multiple crimes and ended up in the slammer."

 

 

Apparently, one of the reasons that Barry sucks up to the Rev Al so much is that he knows it pisses Jesse off.   

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 29, 2015 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

191 162 Bernie Sanders just might win Oregon and Colorado. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 29, 2015 06:07 PM (V70Uh) I'd be thunderstruck if he didn't take Vermont. Then again, every damn Democrat state.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:18 PM (St6BJ)

192 Few people outside of Arkansas had heard of Bill Clinton in 1991.
===

Or Barack Obama prior to 2008.

Bluntly, the field is wide open for any "non Clinton" with the "audacity" to run.  In practice, I think most of the potential challengers are scared of her money and known vindictiveness, and are afraid to jump in. . .but they "should" because I think she *is* beatable for the Dem nomination.

Posted by: looking closely at April 29, 2015 01:18 PM (hoiM7)

193 169 The Criminally Clinton Crony Party? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 29, 2015 06:10 PM (B0IEg) ISWYDT, tovarich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:19 PM (St6BJ)

194 192 Posted by: looking closely at April 29, 2015 06:18 PM (hoiM7) When you have the media in your pocket, they could run anyone who had a pulse. Anyone, so long as he/she had the "D" designator. Then again, Michael Dukakis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:20 PM (St6BJ)

195 My daddy smokes cigars that smell like dead fish.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:20 PM (sQzB6)

196 The sex tape I don't want to see.
http://tinyurl.com/pjkst7e

Posted by: bestie21 at April 29, 2015 01:21 PM (qifmL)

197 Well,there is no doubt they are grooming Chelsea to continue the lfamily business. You can tell by all the blond hair stuck to Bill's tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2015 01:21 PM (8ZskC)

198 Woo, riots in Boston and NYC!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:21 PM (IvTw6)

199 I used to work with this kid who was getting his MBA. He used to say "I have a plan to get rich. First, you need to raise a billion dollars...."

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2015 01:21 PM (kGsA2)

200 From a Drudge headline:
 
Bill's plane makes emergency landing in Tanzania...
 
He musta heard of an underage whorehouse there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 01:21 PM (0DeYj)

201 What has the tool Stephanoplolis said?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2015 01:22 PM (A98Xu)

202 Rumor Control Board: President Choad Load has AIDS... Hillary had so many abortions as a yute she thought she was sterile and the fling with Web Hubble resulted in an oops... Huma has a new beard, the CNN dude... What else?

Posted by: Jamal Sterquisha Moochele Cornhole at April 29, 2015 01:22 PM (mUw+L)

203 Bluntly, the field is wide open for any "non Clinton" with the "audacity" to run. In practice, I think most of the potential challengers are scared of her money and known vindictiveness, and are afraid to jump in. . .but they "should" because I think she *is* beatable for the Dem nomination. Posted by: looking closely at April 29, 2015 06:18 PM (hoiM7) _____________ In a sane world you're right. But the MSM has invested so much into Hillary, short of killing a gay person, none of it will matter. For political junkie types yeah I guess it might matter. But for the other 90% of the population, none of this shit will ever see light of day.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 01:23 PM (0LHZx)

204 Question to all the GOP candidates for POTUS 2016: Will you investigate & prosecute the Clintons?

Posted by: The Questioning Hat at April 29, 2015 01:23 PM (0Ew3K)

205 Walter Croncrite's grandson killed himself.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 01:23 PM (iQIUe)

206

 My hat is off you you sir! Even our grifter in chief must be just shaking his head at this.

Posted by: PT Barnum at April 29, 2015 01:23 PM (/EkKm)

207 It's in their nature.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at April 29, 2015 01:23 PM (nbGZj)

208 If Hillary doesn't get the nod in '16, perhaps she'll offer to help the GOPer in return for a pardon?

Posted by: The Questioning Hat at April 29, 2015 01:24 PM (0Ew3K)

209 186 So that's how you get rich. Just travel around the world asking for money. It's elegant in its simplicity. Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 06:16 PM (sdi6R) ------ Yeah, I don't get it. You just have to ask?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2015 01:24 PM (A98Xu)

210 200 From a Drudge headline: Bill's plane makes emergency landing in Tanzania... He musta heard of an underage whorehouse there. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 06:21 PM (0DeYj) He should only drop dead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:24 PM (St6BJ)

211 Pretty sure there haven't been balls on that woman in a good long while.

Posted by: NCKate at April 29, 2015 01:24 PM (KzwCe)

212 Any governor running for president is basically an unknown since few people know their own governor's name let alone the gov of another state.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at April 29, 2015 01:25 PM (0LHZx)

213

I saw on some site called Vice where they claim the story about Reid getting beat up was taken as true by "right wing media". They interviewed the guy who admitted to making it all up.

Funny, everywhere I read about it, it was wasn't taken seriously. If anything it was all considered a joke.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 01:26 PM (0x/TW)

214 210 His funeral will be a gag fest of epic proportions.

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2015 01:26 PM (mGBKM)

215 >>The Clinton Foundation is a great organization and we should give them federal funding to pass out.
Posted by: Mitch McConell

And I used to think Monica could suck a dick.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:26 PM (sQzB6)

216 From a Drudge headline: Bill's plane makes emergency landing in Tanzania... He musta heard of an underage whorehouse there. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 06:21 PM (0DeYj) Here's a cheerful thought. If Bill's plane goes down, there's no way in hell that Hillary doesn't get elected. Period.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 01:26 PM (ynQIy)

217 >>>Bill's plane makes emergency landing in Tanzania...
He musta heard of an underage whorehouse there.<<<

His SpongeBob Squarepants condom developed a pinhole and he needed to mitigate the damage before somebody's guardian caught wind.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 01:27 PM (ty633)

218 Heh. Robert Downey Jr on walking out of interview: "I just wish I'd left sooner." Good response.

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 01:27 PM (yRwC8)

219 I always lie.

Right now I'm lying to you.


Suck it conservatives, I'm way too smart for you.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 29, 2015 05:36 PM (TV9BR)


That's the door with the tiger.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2015 01:28 PM (ZbV+0)

220 Here's a cheerful thought. If Bill's plane goes down, there's no way in hell that Hillary doesn't get elected. Period. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 06:26 PM (ynQIy) In that case I reverse my statement. May Clinton not drop dead but merely contract shingles of the eye and projectile colitis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2015 01:28 PM (St6BJ)

221 >>Apparently, one of the reasons that Barry sucks up to the Rev Al so much is thathe knows it pisses Jesse off. The biggest reason is he relates to Al. They were both community organizers. If Obama had taken the Rev. route he might be marching in Baltimore right now. For justice, cause thats what he's all about.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2015 01:28 PM (g1DWB)

222 Come on; I thought nobody would hit a horseface.

Posted by: Cankles at April 29, 2015 01:29 PM (cL79m)

223 >>From a Drudge headline:

Bill's plane makes emergency landing in Tanzania...

He musta heard of an underage whorehouse there.



Muh erection had lasted more than 4 hours.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2015 01:29 PM (sQzB6)

224

Love it...absolutely love it.  Love that freakin' NPR says, "no, that is a lie."  Cool beans.

And, love it that Chelsea is being taken out of the role of apologist for all things rotten and lied about, early on.

And, love it, that Ovary Clinton winning an award for transparency in government, just 2 years before she deleted thousands of email on her private server...amazed it wasn't a Peace Prize ala Nobel!

Posted by: What is a SCOAMT? at April 29, 2015 01:29 PM (MelgH)

225 At this point I would only be surprised if they were NOT involved in human trafficking.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 29, 2015 01:30 PM (VNgld)

226

Here's a cheerful thought. If Bill's plane goes down, there's no way in hell that Hillary doesn't get elected. Period.

 

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 06:26 PM (ynQIy)

 

I've got some experience with that.

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at April 29, 2015 01:31 PM (cL79m)

227 love for sale.....ohhhhh...love for sale

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)

228 In that case I reverse my statement. May Clinton not drop dead but merely contract shingles of the eye and projectile colitis. I'll make a toast that one of his STD's kicks in soon, whichever one makes Swiss cheese of his brain.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 29, 2015 01:32 PM (0HooB)

229 The other day there was some debate if she as a child of a president was fair game to criticize. I said she was fair game to call her out. Pretty safe knowing she was born to be a grifter. Far as I'm concerned have at her.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 01:32 PM (wkuqO)

230 That is one hellova racket you got there, Hillary.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 29, 2015 01:32 PM (BZAd3)

231 When the only sound in the empty street, Is the heavy tread of the heavy feet That belong to a lonesome cop I open shop. When the moon so long has been gazing down On the wayward ways of this wayward town. That her smile becomes a smirk, I go to work.

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:33 PM (zOTsN)

232 It's a hard, it's a hard, it's A hard, it's a hard, it's a haaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrd raaaaain .. gonna fall.

Posted by: toby928(C) at April 29, 2015 01:33 PM (rwI+c)

233 Love for sale, Appetising young love for sale. Love that's fresh and still unspoiled, Love that's only slightly soiled, Love for sale. Who will buy? Who would like to sample my supply? Who's prepared to pay the price, For a trip to paradise? Love for sale Let the poets pipe of love in their childish way, I know every type of love Better far than they. If you want the thrill of love, I've been through the mill of love; Old love, new love Every love but true love Love for sale.

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

234 So apparently some represent are from North Dakota was just outed for having a grindr profile. His response? "Yeah, I use the ap and am attracted to men." Que the cries that he's a hypocrite for voting against "gay rights" bills as though a gay man can't be against the Gay Agenda. It shall be interesting to see how this turns out.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 01:34 PM (N7MTI)

235 That is one hellova racket you got there, Hillary. Yeah, I'm definitely in the wrong business. Anybody not using their Gulfstream for a couple of weeks? I'm gonna fly around and ax for money.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 29, 2015 01:34 PM (0HooB)

236 A Clinton told a lie?  That's unpossible!

Posted by: acethepug at April 29, 2015 01:35 PM (WK825)

237 Appetising young love for sale. If you want to buy my wares. Follow me and climb the stairs Love for sale. Love for sale.

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)

238 >>I'll make a toast that one of his STD's kicks in soon, whichever one makes Swiss cheese of his brain.


Soon

Posted by: Spiro Keet at April 29, 2015 01:36 PM (sQzB6)

239 His response? "Yeah, I use the ap and am attracted to men." More of this, please. Well, okay, not necessarily of this specifically, but quit hiding when the SJWs and Progtards come after you. You defang them simply by saying, "Yes, I did do X, what are you going to do about it?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:36 PM (kff5f)

240 ohhh who is the ND politician?

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:36 PM (zOTsN)

241

Appetising young love for sale?

That rules out anything with the last name of Clinton.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 29, 2015 01:36 PM (m3iiU)

242 Byron Dorgan?

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:36 PM (zOTsN)

243 Wide stance?

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 01:37 PM (wkuqO)

244 God do I ever HATE IA. I need to get back to New York

Posted by: Hillary!! at April 29, 2015 01:37 PM (fLKzW)

245 its nice that the ND politicians first name is Randy

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:37 PM (zOTsN)

246 >>>Anybody not using their Gulfstream for a couple of weeks? I'm gonna fly around and ax for money.<<<

Can one use their state department frequent flyer miles to cash in on a sweetheart uranium deal?

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 01:38 PM (ty633)

247 You gotta admit, the Marc Rich pardon was a brilliant marketing strategy for the Clinton Foundation --
 
Of Course We Are For Sale

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 01:38 PM (0DeYj)

248 No one should be surprised by any of this. These are the people, after all, who donated Bill's old, used underwear to charity then took a tax write off for it...

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2015 01:38 PM (sUP4M)

249 She may be running this thing so no one ever finds out, for example, where all Vince Foster's blood went before his body got to the park. It would be interesting to speculate what secrets she might give up if (and this is a hypothetical conditional whose antecedent is contrary to fact, and, of course, impossible in any imaginable world with McCain and McConnell in it) she were waterboarded. Matter of fact, given the same guarded conditional, what about George Soros?

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 01:38 PM (69Kxx)

250 Well, okay, not necessarily of this specifically, but quit hiding when the SJWs and Progtards come after you. You defang them simply by saying, "Yes, I did do X, what are you going to do about it?" Our dearly departed Andrew Breitbart would've replied, "So?" We should start doing the same. Watching them sputter is fun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 29, 2015 01:38 PM (0HooB)

251 he is pretty unattractive this will backfire people in ND dont like people poking in other peoples business love for sale....

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:39 PM (zOTsN)

252 Lying liars lie...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 29, 2015 01:39 PM (Bn6aD)

253 Now, see here, now....... Can we begin to talk about things that REALLY matter?!? Like Ted Cruz stealing pencils off the desk of his 1st-grade classmate? Or those Evil Rethuglican Policies that caused riots in our Urban Welfare Plantations? Or how you Christianists are oppressing our faygeleh buds with your minds?????

Posted by: DNC at April 29, 2015 01:39 PM (2mJMN)

254 OT: Apparently a hug is basically rape... A Hug Now Requires "Affirmative Consent" At UVA -- Or You're Guilty Of Sexual Assault http://tinyurl.com/n6qhdts

Posted by: The Hugging Hat at April 29, 2015 01:40 PM (0Ew3K)

255 205: Probably saw an old clip of his piece of shit granfather.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 29, 2015 01:40 PM (ucDmr)

256 little people are not allowed to hug me it'll cost ya big bucks

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:40 PM (zOTsN)

257 Looks like the rotten, little apple didn't fall far from the tree...

Posted by: runningrn at April 29, 2015 01:40 PM (sUP4M)

258 Personally, I'm tired of talking about the rather pathetic Clintons. I think there should be much more discussion of Kelly Brook. Here, I'll go first: http://www.kellybrook.com/gallery/lingerie Screen door. Super hurricane.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:40 PM (kff5f)

259 Hillary has stumbled onto an important side benefit of having a mega government - never have to get close to the electorate.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 29, 2015 01:41 PM (BZAd3)

260 With the communist throwing his hat in the ring, Clinton will seem like a centrist

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2015 01:41 PM (Dth0i)

261 yes but you cant buy Kelly Brook not even sure you can rent her love for sale.....

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:41 PM (zOTsN)

262 hmmm, hillary easy track, broken servers and bodies in her trail.

Posted by: Injun Joe well known tacker at April 29, 2015 01:41 PM (wkuqO)

263 >> OT: Apparently a hug is basically rape...
 
Joe Biden, your jail cell awaits.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 01:42 PM (0DeYj)

264 254 OT: Apparently a hug is basically rape...

A Hug Now Requires "Affirmative Consent" At UVA -- Or You're Guilty Of Sexual Assault

http://tinyurl.com/n6qhdts

Posted by: The Hugging Hat at April 29, 2015 06:40 PM (0Ew3K)


Pretty sure Big Education needs a flamethrower taken to it.

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2015 01:42 PM (Dth0i)

265 Pretty sure Big Education needs a flamethrower taken to it. Ahem.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:42 PM (kff5f)

266 (By the way, if the jef stopped resembling the vicious sociopath that he is long enough to call arson "arson", etc., as he apparently did, it can only be due to two reasons: (a) he knows it doesn't matter what he says before Iran hits us with an EMP weapon attack, and/or (b) he knows what the hash-tag hashishins have in store for the other Blue Bastions of Bastardy than B'more.)

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 01:43 PM (69Kxx)

267 256 little people are not allowed to hug me it'll cost ya big bucks Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 06:40 PM (zOTsN) Little people can hug me all they want. Well, little *boys*, anyway.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 29, 2015 01:44 PM (l3LvV)

268 Does EVERYONE out here smell like this? Jeeeesus please keep these people away from me.

Posted by: Hillary!! at April 29, 2015 01:44 PM (fLKzW)

269 >>Bill's plane makes emergency landing in Tanzania... Crack Hawk Down

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 01:44 PM (fOOY1)

270 >>No one should be surprised by any of this. These are the people, after all, who donated Bill's old, used underwear to charity then took a tax write off for it...

I do that all the time. Mine are really used.

Posted by: Al Roker at April 29, 2015 01:44 PM (sQzB6)

271 I cant stand a cheap whore

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:44 PM (zOTsN)

272 Another thing, I think, that the Clinton's suffer from is that they see themselves as personifying the country - they are the country. Therefore, everything that benefits the Clinton's is good for the country. Unfortunately, it doesn't necessarily work the other way.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 29, 2015 01:45 PM (BZAd3)

273 I am the nation and my fupa is louisiana humid and covered in kudzu

Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore at April 29, 2015 01:46 PM (zOTsN)

274 You stupid socons with your morality and bible worshipping. There's nothing wrong with what the clintons did.

Posted by: Moo Moo at April 29, 2015 01:46 PM (z/Ubi)

275 @258 Rather over-lush for my taste. Is she Brazilian, one of those novinhas da favela?

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 01:46 PM (69Kxx)

276 You know, the last time they tried to pull all this smoke and mirrors bullshit in the 90's the Interwebs was just and young developing thing and twitter, etc werent' even around.  I think with the modern ability to share information with instant reaction to any BS they try to pull now it's becoming more evident that they are sooo last century.

Isn't the interweb wonderful?  Thanks Mr. Gore.

Posted by: Wind Breaker at April 29, 2015 01:46 PM (/pOl7)

277 >>people in ND dont like people poking in other peoples business

love for sale.... Posted by: Hillary, Political Whore

I'm sorry I ever poked in your business.

Posted by: Webb Hubble at April 29, 2015 01:46 PM (sQzB6)

278 Crack Hawk Down Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 06:44 PM (fOOY1) *snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2015 01:47 PM (ynQIy)

279 There's nothing wrong with engaging in unethical behavior and outright lying in order to make a buck.

Posted by: Moo Moo at April 29, 2015 01:47 PM (z/Ubi)

280 Jamal Killgore Moby Trout is here again

Posted by: shadows of threads past at April 29, 2015 01:47 PM (Rxqe9)

281

 

 You defang them simply by saying, "Yes, I did do X, what are you going to do about it?"

how about yes i'm gay so what? the people who elected me are against gay marriage i represent them in congress and i voted according to their wishes thats how it works

Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 01:47 PM (lKyWE)

282

With the communist throwing his hat in the ring, Clinton will seem like a centrist

 

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2015 06:41 PM (Dth0i)

 

And yet Hiliary Stalina is only even money to beat Bernie Lenin.

Posted by: steveegg at April 29, 2015 01:47 PM (cL79m)

283 Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 06:46 PM (69Kxx) You are entitled to your own opinions, of course. But you're wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

284 Pretty sure Big Education needs a flamethrower taken to it.

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2015 06:42 PM (Dth0i)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

As many have said already;   take away or drastically cut federal funds to public universities and make them co-sign student loans, 90+%  of this kind of shit would go away.  It just takes some politicians with balls.   Which we ain't got.

Posted by: Soona at April 29, 2015 01:49 PM (/HX7u)

285 Speaking of Chelsea does she still bark when excited? Let her prove otherwise.

Posted by: Injun Joe well known tacker at April 29, 2015 01:49 PM (wkuqO)

286 Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 06:47 PM (lKyWE) Well, exactly. And he already defanged them. "Yes, I use the app. Yes, I'm into dudes." All their crying now about his "hypocrisy" is only preaching to the choir. His constituents are going to say, "Oh. Okay."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:50 PM (kff5f)

287

 

Speaking of Chelsea does she still bark when excited?

 

no, but she still pees on the carpet

Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 01:50 PM (lKyWE)

288

Pretty sure Big Education needs a flamethrower taken to it.

 

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2015 06:42 PM (Dth0i)

 

Don't forget the pair of pliers.

Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at April 29, 2015 01:50 PM (cL79m)

289 Don't forget the pair of pliers. Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at April 29, 2015 06:50 PM (cL79m Bulldozer and salt.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 01:51 PM (kff5f)

290 285: Not so much. She pisses herself mostly now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 29, 2015 01:51 PM (ucDmr)

291 >>It just takes some politicians with balls. Which we ain't got.

I do too have balls, right here on my chin.

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at April 29, 2015 01:52 PM (sQzB6)

292 Gaah on the assent to hug thing as well as the creep Biden hugs. The heck is wrong with my fellow women, they never realized they have elbows?! Biden ever gave me the creepy touch he'd have sore ribs or be gasping for breath if I got his solar plexus and I'd be faux apologizing for reacting. And forward hug, use knee or foot with either oops or glare.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 29, 2015 01:52 PM (dkExz)

293

 

All their crying now about his "hypocrisy"

 

 

 

but its not hypocirsy,its how representative government works

Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 01:52 PM (lKyWE)

294 288 Pretty sure Big Education needs a flamethrower taken to it. Posted by: A dude in MI at April 29, 2015 06:42 PM (Dth0i) Don't forget the pair of pliers. Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at April 29, 2015 06:50 PM (cL79m) A roll of duct tape, a can of gasoline, and a Zippo can work in a pinch.

Posted by: Mr. Blonde at April 29, 2015 01:52 PM (l3LvV)

295 >> i voted according to their wishes thats how it works That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: Senator Clinton (NY-D) at April 29, 2015 01:53 PM (fOOY1)

296 Power may corrupt, but money's no slouch in that department.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2015 01:53 PM (YEelc)

297 They're hoping that the media's good will toward Chelsea, and their years of being trained that Chelsea was off-limit (long after she reached adulthood) will stop the questions.

I hope they're wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 29, 2015 01:53 PM (2TN4k)

298 @283 I like the ones that look like they can run down prey. For example: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mun2abc To each his own.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 01:54 PM (69Kxx)

299 If we don't embrace the Clintons the moderates will hate us. You Xtian socons are ruining my party.

Posted by: Mr Poo Poo at April 29, 2015 01:54 PM (fLKzW)

300 Someone tell me again, why did I go to prison when Hillary, Bill, Obama, Corzine, Lois Lerner and Gruber are still free? Posted by: Martha Stewart at April 29, 2015 05:51 PM (qJi/z) ****** Because big govt corruption is more easily correctible than evil capitalist corruption.

Posted by: Jeffrey Skilling, Bernie Ebbers-Madoff at April 29, 2015 01:55 PM (XrHO0)

301

"I'd like to give Hillary Clinton a special The Balls On That Woman Award for sending out not Susan Rice as a human shield to lie for her, but her own f***ing daughter."

 

I am beginning to understand why the bolsheviks shot Czar Nikolai Romanov's children in 1917.

Posted by: That Guy at April 29, 2015 01:55 PM (GHZWr)

302 Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at April 29, 2015 01:55 PM (d4FKe)

303 Does EVERYONE out here smell like this? Jeeeesus please keep these people away from me. Posted by: Hillary!! at April 29, 2015 06:44 PM (fLKzW) Yeah, they stink on ice.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 29, 2015 01:57 PM (W5DcG)

304 I'm not a hypocrite.

I don't want to marry a guy, I just like pounding dudes in the ass.

Posted by: Randy Boehning at April 29, 2015 01:57 PM (sQzB6)

305 Transparency is the new "I take full responsibility for that thing that happened that I was never involved in, and by full responsibility I mean neither I nor anyone on my staff will resign or be fired. We just want you to STFU about it already."

In the Age of Obama, words = deed, so you never have to actually mean what you say, just say it and move on.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 29, 2015 01:57 PM (2TN4k)

306 It's amazing to me that The Clintons would get their daughter involved in their Grift (Think Gypsy), but what is really stunning is that they would trot her out to weave such blatant lies.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 29, 2015 01:58 PM (fLKzW)

307 http://nypost.com/2010/03/15/hills-nub-of-u-s-companies-in-purchase-of-crystal-stemware-is-clear/ ruhroh

Posted by: sally at April 29, 2015 01:58 PM (VzvE0)

308 286 Posted by: kj at April 29, 2015 06:47 PM (lKyWE) Well, exactly. And he already defanged them. "Yes, I use the app. Yes, I'm into dudes." All their crying now about his "hypocrisy" is only preaching to the choir. His constituents are going to say, "Oh. Okay." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 29, 2015 06:50 PM (kff5f) That's not what you're supposed to do!

Posted by: Rob Portman changing his vote because his son is a fruit loop. at April 29, 2015 01:59 PM (z/Ubi)

309 Guess I'll have to get rid of my Thug Life bumper sticker. What should I replace it with?

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2015 02:00 PM (JdEZJ)

310 and don't forget: https://www.facebook.com/SwedesforHillary

Posted by: sally at April 29, 2015 02:00 PM (VzvE0)

311 306 It's amazing to me that The Clintons would get their daughter involved in their Grift (Think Gypsy), but what is really stunning is that they would trot her out to weave such blatant lies. Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 29, 2015 06:58 PM (fLKzW) Well to be fair they did try to just use their influence to get her cushy jobs where she would be set for life. But she sucks so bad at doing anything that they had to take her in on their scam.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2015 02:02 PM (z/Ubi)

312 >>It's amazing to me that The Clintons would get their daughter involved in their Grift (Think Gypsy), but what is really stunning is that they would trot her out to weave such blatant lies.


Chelsea didn't really take to any of her previous jobs that daddy got for her, so I think it's just easier to hire her rather than keep trying new professions.

Chelsea has also taken on the role of being one of her mother's closest advisers, so I kinda get why they would now throw her at the media. She's involved, but she's the most sympathetic, least dirty one of the bunch. The other non-Clinton leadership within CGI are long-time Clinton cronies.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 29, 2015 02:02 PM (2TN4k)

313

Chelsea  ---

 

I would not hit you.

Posted by: eleven at April 29, 2015 02:02 PM (MDgS8)

314 Meh, she's about the same age as her mother was when she got fired from the Nixon impeachment team for being a lying, conniving , treacherous bitch.

Just another comrade in the Clinton's Ozark Longmarch.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at April 29, 2015 02:04 PM (4CRfK)

315 I'm starting to suspect something about these "Clintons". I just can't quite put my finger on it yet.

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at April 29, 2015 02:04 PM (XMX7O)

316 Hillary!  Grifton!

Posted by: eleven at April 29, 2015 02:04 PM (MDgS8)

317 Chelsea just might be a retard. Her Daddy (Web Hubbell) certainly looked like he was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 29, 2015 02:05 PM (fLKzW)

318 Hillary!  Rodham!  Grifton!

Posted by: eleven at April 29, 2015 02:05 PM (MDgS8)

319 As many have said already; take away or drastically cut federal funds to public universities and make them co-sign student loans, 90+% of this kind of shit would go away. It just takes some politicians with balls. Which we ain't got.

What obama has done with a new scandal every other day so people can't keep it all straight is what we need someone to do to DC spending 'priorites'. What you didn't like cutting that program? There goes S-Chip. Eat me, media.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2015 02:05 PM (ZbV+0)

320 Latest is that Joni Mitchell is NOT in a coma and will eventually be released from the hospital.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 02:06 PM (iQIUe)

321 I'm toasting this news with a glass of Cielo Roja Bacanora Blanco, the pour over one of those spherical ice cubes. The single malt scotch of Mexico.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 29, 2015 02:06 PM (U6f54)

322 I don't know that Hillary *sent* Chelsea out to lie for her; Chelsea may have eagerly volunteered -- Chelsea's one of the familia and she knows that protecting mom and getting her elected as POTUS is as good for Chelsea as it is for Hillary.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at April 29, 2015 02:06 PM (nJvB1)

323 >>they did try to just use their influence to get her cushy jobs where she would be set for life. But she sucks so bad at doing anything that they had to take her in on their scam. The real money is being funneled to her through her husband.

Posted by: Garrett at April 29, 2015 02:07 PM (fOOY1)

324 Chelsea just might be a retard. Her Daddy (Web Hubbell) certainly looked like he was a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... But that retard could tap an ass like no other. I've been meh on men since him.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Rodham at April 29, 2015 02:07 PM (Q/rld)

325 In that case I reverse my statement. May Clinton not drop dead but merely contract shingles of the eye and projectile colitis. I'll make a toast that one of his STD's kicks in soon, whichever one makes Swiss cheese of his brain. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 29, 2015 06:32 PM (0HooB) Ha, I am reminded of this: https://vimeo.com/96581518

Posted by: LizLem at April 29, 2015 02:07 PM (yRwC8)

326

Mexican  Scotch?

 

 

That's  unpossible.

Posted by: eleven at April 29, 2015 02:07 PM (MDgS8)

327 "I don't want to marry a guy, I just like pounding dudes in the ass." Which is actually a fair and valid point. Someone being gay doesn't impact me at all. Forcing me to participate in their wedding on the other hand...

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2015 02:08 PM (N7MTI)

328 Mad about S-chip?

I just fired the head of the IRS. Not gonna rehire anyone. Eat me, media.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2015 02:09 PM (ZbV+0)

329

Projectile  colitis.

 

I don't know WTF  that is but I do not want.

Posted by: eleven at April 29, 2015 02:09 PM (MDgS8)

330 259 LoneStarHeeb   "Hillary has stumbled onto an important side benefit of having a mega government - never have to get close to the electorate."   The security details will get bigger and the fences higher with even more protective barriers between government leaders and the populace.  You know the breech of trust is gone when the rulers demand more bodyguards.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 29, 2015 02:09 PM (GHZWr)

331 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2015 02:10 PM (KCxzN)

332 Projectile Colitis is bloody shits. Not that pleasant

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at April 29, 2015 02:11 PM (fLKzW)

333 ...speaking of Clinton cronies, this one is 'way inside: http://preview.tinyurl.com/kfobo8q

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 02:12 PM (69Kxx)

334 >>Projectile colitis.

I don't know WTF that is but I do not want. Posted by: eleven


You don't want the guy in line in front of you at the stadium men's room to have it either.

Posted by: Aviator at April 29, 2015 02:12 PM (sQzB6)

335 Mad about the IRS?

Guess what, I just nationalized PBS. They're going to be running BlazeTV programming 24/7

Eat me, media.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2015 02:14 PM (ZbV+0)

336 Because shut up, peasants. Back to your hovels and don't question the aristocracy.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at April 29, 2015 02:15 PM (+bvV6)

337 Like kind of even more transparent. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 02:18 PM (XMhQP)

338 Awesome, Balmer Solidarity protest breaking out in NYC; with Philly to follow tomorrow. Good day to stay out of town. And contemplate the coming Divorce.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at April 29, 2015 02:18 PM (+kznc)

339 Okay okay okay, let's open up the prisons...

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at April 29, 2015 05:38 PM (Y7ieA)


Too late. Obama already did that with tens of thousands of illegals a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 29, 2015 02:19 PM (laMCB)

340 "It did award Hillary Clinton its 2012 TI-USA Integrity Award when Clinton was secretary of state for "recognizing her contributions as secretary of state in raising the importance of transparency and anticorruption as elements of U.S. policy,"' They were wrong there too.

Posted by: rabidfox at April 29, 2015 02:20 PM (COIkl)

341 Thread still going strong, I see. Is it too early to start drinking? Be honest, Horde. I found a B. Nektar Black Fang honey wine with blackberry, clove, and orange zest in the back of the fridge, and it's fabulous.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 02:21 PM (KH1sk)

342 341 Thread still going strong, I see. Is it too early to start drinking? Be honest, Horde. I found a B. Nektar Black Fang honey wine with blackberry, clove, and orange zest in the back of the fridge, and it's fabulous. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 07:21 PM (KH1sk) I felt the testosterone leaching from my body just reading that description.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 02:22 PM (mx5oN)

343 Awesome, Balmer Solidarity protest breaking out in NYC; with Philly to follow tomorrow. Yay Microsoft!

Posted by: Billy Gates at April 29, 2015 02:22 PM (W5DcG)

344 A lot of people gathering in Baltimore again.  Hearing that shit is starting in NYC too.  I guess everyone in those cities are getting what they voted for.

Posted by: Soona at April 29, 2015 02:23 PM (/HX7u)

345 Sounds organic and rich in vitamin C, All Hail Eris. Proceed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2015 02:23 PM (XMhQP)

346 you neanderthals don't get it the new global government of the international left ain't going to fund itself

Posted by: Your Inevitable Hillary at April 29, 2015 02:23 PM (Uk9e2)

347 @341 I would call that a metheglin. And, no.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 02:23 PM (69Kxx)

348 I felt the testosterone leaching from my body just reading that description. Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 07:22 PM (mx5oN) --- It's okay, Insy, I've got balls to spare. Here...

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 02:25 PM (KH1sk)

349 FNC showed the protest in NY. Looks like a protest in an alley. Wth?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 02:26 PM (ygqvj)

350 >>I found a B. Nektar Black Fang honey wine with blackberry, clove, and orange zest in the back of the fridge, and it's fabulous.

Sounds like something we need to let DC know about.

Posted by: Aviator at April 29, 2015 02:26 PM (sQzB6)

351 So, at last a Clinton receives a well-deserved award. Chelsea wins the coveted Baghdad Bob medal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 02:26 PM (F2IAQ)

352 The hell? Chelsea is a willing participant in Clinton Inc. She formally signed on during the Monica Lewinsky thing. No one "sent" her out to lie. She did it willingly and, I daresay, enthusiastically. Chelsea Clinton is no victim here. She's a perp, just like her parents.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 29, 2015 02:26 PM (CVTpV)

353 Chelsea Clinton may have simply made an innocent mistake. ------------------- Pigs may fly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2015 02:27 PM (F2IAQ)

354 Ha ha ha! Michael Douglas' atty is the one who smuggled drugs into prison for him. He got an additional 5 years and she lost her license.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 02:27 PM (iQIUe)

355 What cover was Chelsea on? Was it Elle? And back when Monica was the age Chelsea is now, wasn't she on a cover, all done up? Let's compare. Let's just say Bill, age then, had his choice between a Monica and a girl who looked and acted just like Chelsea, age 24. What would Bill do?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 29, 2015 02:27 PM (U6f54)

356 Did anyone hear how Merovign is doing?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2015 02:27 PM (KCxzN)

357 @341 or a melomel with spice. Fear not for your manhoods, mead drinkers! It was good enough for Vikings.

Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at April 29, 2015 02:28 PM (69Kxx)

358 What would Bill do?
Both of them because he's fair and a feminist.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 02:30 PM (20X6f)

359 >>Let's compare. Let's just say Bill, age then, had his choice between a Monica and a girl who looked and acted just like Chelsea, age 24.

What would Bill do?

Heck, I'd do both of them.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 29, 2015 02:30 PM (sQzB6)

360 Sounds like something we need to let DC know about. Posted by: Aviator at April 29, 2015 07:26 PM (sQzB6) --- For when the cinnabon vodka runs out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 02:30 PM (KH1sk)

361 So, Sefton! If you pissed out your window, could you hit a demonstrator?

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 02:30 PM (iQIUe)

362 >>What cover was Chelsea on? Was it Elle?

Yes, Elle recently. Google/bing her Fast Company cover from last year. She's officially in the game and fair game for criticism.

Also, she had a mental breakdown when the Monica thing broke - she quietly took a semester off. Only saw it reported on one newspaper, think it was the Boston Globe.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 29, 2015 02:31 PM (2TN4k)

363 "What the Clinton foundation has said is that we will be kind of even more transparent," said the former first daughter, now vice chairman of the foundation, at an event sponsored by the Council on Foreign Relations.

With that statement I can see Chelsea's stellar education shining through from Stanford and Oxford Universities.  "....is that we will be kind of even more transparent".

Poor Chelsea, she can only parrott what she is told as I don't believe that she has the critical thinking skills to do anything else.  That whole wad of cash she made after graduation at a firm that she was totally unqualified for due to her parent's connections plus whatever she is getting now from the "foundation" = pay for play scheme.

Posted by: Cheri at April 29, 2015 02:31 PM (ZFPMM)

364 FNC says protests break out across nation. Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 02:32 PM (W5DcG)

365 348 I felt the testosterone leaching from my body just reading that description. Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 07:22 PM (mx5oN) --- It's okay, Insy, I've got balls to spare. Here... Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 29, 2015 07:25 PM (KH1sk)

Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2015 02:32 PM (mx5oN)

366 Straight out of Godfather III...

Chelsea Clinton = Mary Corleone
Clinton Foundation = Vito Corleone Foundation

We just have multiple International Immobilaires in this case.

I guess it should come to nobody's surprise that this is the Clinton Business Model

We're screwed.

Posted by: GasperGoo at April 29, 2015 02:33 PM (EjQ00)

367 >>Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation?

Shhh, they're building a narrative. Remember when Coffee Parties were sweeping the nation, and Sandra Fluke was holding rallies in which 3 people attended?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at April 29, 2015 02:33 PM (2TN4k)

368 FNC says protests break out across nation.
Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 07:32 PM (W5DcG)

 

 

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There was a guy in  Liberal, KS carrying a sign.  Oh, wait.  It was for Mary Lou's Fine Meats.

Posted by: Soona at April 29, 2015 02:35 PM (/HX7u)

369 As I said on another site this woman child was raised by lying cheating immoral communist trailer trash from Arkansas. I know that Hillary was not originally from Arkansas but she married trailer trash so that makes he one just like Bill. Chelsea has never heard a word of truth in her entire life. Any word coming out of her mouth will be a lie. That poor baby she just had will carry on the family tradition I am sure.

Posted by: alborn at April 29, 2015 02:35 PM (Csbr0)

370 FNC says protests break out across nation. Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 07:32 PM (W5DcG) Uh, duh!! Of course!

Posted by: NYC News Anchors what can read good at April 29, 2015 02:36 PM (yRwC8)

371 >>Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation?
Its a sign of progress that the MSM acknowledges any city outside of NYC and LA. Small progress but progress.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 29, 2015 02:36 PM (20X6f)

372 FNC says protests break out across nation. Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 07:32 PM (W5DcG) Let's see the NY and Metro DC area? To the liberal media that about covers it.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 29, 2015 02:36 PM (ygqvj)

373 Chelsea bought her way fully into the racketeering initiative when she offered her support to Bill Clinton as he received the Father of the Year Award in 2012.

Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2015 02:37 PM (ty633)

374 Ive never seen a nation come apart at the seams, should i take notes?

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:38 PM (wkuqO)

375 Hmmm. Bill's plane had to land in Tanzania due to mechanical problems.

Got me to thinking.

If I was Bill, I'd stay out of planes and parks for a while.

Nothing like a sympathy vote to tip the scales.

Or at least distract the Press.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 29, 2015 02:38 PM (zRby/)

376 370 I actually think she turned out a lot better than I would have predicted. I cannot summon up a lot of disgust for the kid, pity perhaps, but not disgust. This has been her life for it's entirety. She seems to just be trying to do right by her parents. Not her fault that her parents are Bill & Hill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2015 02:39 PM (iHjB5)

377 I'm not a hypocrite. I don't want to marry a guy, I just like pounding dudes in the ass. Posted by: Randy Boehning **** So do we.

Posted by: The IRS at April 29, 2015 02:39 PM (F0Cog)

378 We have done better than T Jefferson thought. iirc he said the tree would need watering every 75 years or so. The acceptance of the Clinton grifters says 75 years are up.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:40 PM (wkuqO)

379 This has been her life for it's entirety. She seems to just be trying to do right by her parents. Not her fault that her parents are Bill & Hill. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2015 07:39 PM (iHjB5) I don't buy it she sees the hundreds of millions she can tap into.

Posted by: just saying at April 29, 2015 02:41 PM (wkuqO)

380 Well, if you can't trust Chelsea who can you trust?  After all she is a respected journalist that rose  through the newsrooms on her skill and in-depth research research.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at April 29, 2015 02:41 PM (oG53/)

381 Wasn't this lying scrunt mother of the year?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 29, 2015 02:43 PM (ucDmr)

382 Chelsea can go eff herself. The entire family can share a cell.

Posted by: Bruce J. at April 29, 2015 02:44 PM (iQIUe)

383 lying scrunt mother of the year Yeah, that's about right.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 02:44 PM (W5DcG)

384 I, for one, am glad that Chelsea did not become a Pediatric Cardiologist. (Not that there was every any real chance of that). By the way, was she named in honor of Che?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 29, 2015 02:48 PM (mvenn)

385 At this rate, the lies the Clintons are spewing is gonna cause Politifacts to run out of Pinocchios.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2015 02:48 PM (0DeYj)

386 new one

Posted by: seamrog at April 29, 2015 02:49 PM (GLhgh)

387 365 FNC says protests break out across nation. Is Baltimore and NYC the whole nation? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 29, 2015 07:32 PM (W5DcG) *looks out window* Nope, not seeing any riots. Then again, I live in the suburbs.

Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2015 03:20 PM (sdi6R)

388 375 I've never seen a nation come apart at the seams.... Most recent analog would be Yugoslavia. But they didn't have nukes. We're special that way.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at April 29, 2015 04:07 PM (uPxUo)

389 134: The internet is 75% cat stuff. I assume you're talking PU$$Y, right?

Posted by: Ron who gets no Clinton Cash at April 29, 2015 04:52 PM (Nd0Lm)

390 Its interesting to see Obama, Valerie Jarrett and Soros circle hitlery like a fresh piece of meat/prey, while slick willy stays behind the curtain and orchestrates the demise of hitlery.  Suppose hitlery has even a clue ?

Posted by: ron n. at April 29, 2015 05:02 PM (YVQn/)

391 Are any members of the Clinton Sociopathic Triumvirate capable of ever telling the truth, and doing something honest for once?  Lying and being caught in a lie is so easy and natural for them.  Of course, when you have lesions legions of MSM useful idiots reporters on your side, you are never held accountable.

The Age of the Sociopath. This country is in the throes of a disease.  I hope that we pull through.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at April 30, 2015 05:55 AM (H8Gfr)

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