November 27, 2009

Candace Kita and Co's USO Thanksgiving. [dri]
— Open Blog

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Candace Kita, Kathryn Le, Alana Curry, Lena Yada, and Blythe Matsui display their favorite blog.

On November 24th, 2009, actress, model, and AoSHQ friend Candace Kita helped organize a special Thanksgiving treat for our men and women in uniform at the Bob Hope USO Center in Los Angeles. Kita, along with a bevy of gorgeous ladies including: Lena Yada, Alana Curry, Kathryn Le, Christa Campbell, Blythe Matsui, and the LA Kings Dance Team, served up turkey, autographs, and smiles to the hundreds of service personnel who attended.

Special thanks to the Bob Hope USO Center at LAX, Candace Kita, the lovely ladies and to the talented photographers who captured this worthy event.

Many more photos after the break. All photos courtesy of WSImages (http://www.modelmayhem.com/WSImages27), Amy Ou, and Albert L. Ortega.

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Salute to the troops.

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How we all feel about our men and women in uniform.

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Even the kids got involved.

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The media was there!

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Blythe, Christa, Candace, Kathryn, Alana, Lena, and the LA Kings Dance Team. Talk about MRE's!

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Wait, they were serving turkey too?

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The US Army tests out its newly revamped recruitment office concept.

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Alana Curry: "Hi Soldier, want some cream of liver casserole?"

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Soldier: "Why yes Alana, two big scoops please."

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Service with a smile.

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Even the Coast Guard was there!

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Candace Kita

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Blythe Matsui


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Kathryn Le

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Christa Campbell. "I assume you want this made out to your wife."

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Lena Yada. "That's all folks"

All photos courtesy of WSImages (http://www.modelmayhem.com/WSImages27), Amy Ou, and Albert L. Ortega.

Special Thanksgiving treat!:
Candace Kita's Thanksgiving clip with Mel Gibson. Enjoy

Posted by: Open Blog at 08:14 AM | Comments (292)
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1
Talk about MRE's!


hahahahaha!

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:16 AM (bMrKE)

2
Next time get some more shots of their bum-bums.

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:18 AM (bMrKE)

3
Which one is wherestherum?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 08:19 AM (x++TB)

4 God Bless those Ladies, glad to see that there are folks that respect our Troops always.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:20 AM (BmbsW)

5
That clip was funny. Mel Gibson is one the funniest people evah!

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:20 AM (bMrKE)

6
I would like to do really nasty things to Christa Campbell btw.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 08:21 AM (x++TB)

7
Which one is wherestherum?

The one hiding the sausage.


Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:22 AM (bMrKE)

8 Pass the hand lotion, please

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 08:25 AM (AnTyA)

9 Thank you for the pics of real women...instead of 7' post-operative trannies

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 08:26 AM (AnTyA)

10 I've always enjoyed Mel Gibson, aside from his Jew comments while under the influence, but just look at what has been done around you by people under the influence, the 52% comes to mind. Just say no to drugs folks and vote for Sarah this time around.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:26 AM (BmbsW)

11 Shhhh...don't tell the morons who are still playing in the last thread. Let's keep this to ourselves.

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 08:27 AM (AnTyA)

12

Top photo:  Yes, Yes, no..., Yes, no

 

Posted by: Leftist Think-Tank at November 27, 2009 08:27 AM (e8YaH)

13
take it easy, sugar tits

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:28 AM (bMrKE)

14

Ooooh I like their boots! *

* yes I realize it's early for boot talk. the other moronettes aren't around so I know I'm all alone on this point.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 08:29 AM (CQq4t)

15

Top photo:  Yes, Yes, no..., Yes, no


Are you high?

Campbell is the best of the bunch. And the little wherestherum on the end is the cutest of all four wherestherumses.


Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:30 AM (bMrKE)

16 that's what I want for Christmas....yes, I'm a pig

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 08:32 AM (cBeTr)

17 Ok who rogered the thread?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:32 AM (BmbsW)

18
four wherestherumses

Don't know if the ONT could handle that many.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 08:34 AM (x++TB)

19 They are all cuties, but the one on the right looks like she has the lowest maintenance. Ahem, of course, careful sampling of the whole set is a good thing to do before making a final choice.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 08:34 AM (R484t)

20 Kinda almost makes me want to re-enlist after all these years.  Almost.

Posted by: GarandFan at November 27, 2009 08:35 AM (ZQBnQ)

21 Pretty darned easy on the peepers, those are.

Posted by: rawmuse at November 27, 2009 08:37 AM (5gYOP)

22
They're all coming to Vegas next spring, right?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 08:38 AM (x++TB)

23 Amazing how Conservative wimmenz always look a site better than liberal wimmenz w/corn cobs up their asses!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:38 AM (BmbsW)

24 Wow, just wow. They're all beautiful although I must say I'm partial to asian women. Thanks for hooking up some of our servicemen with a good afternoon. Makes me wish I hadn't retired or gotten married.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 08:40 AM (EhlQq)

25 It might be simpler if I just say when I'll be OUT of my bunk.  Not for a while yet.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at November 27, 2009 08:40 AM (lV4o0)

26 The comment section seems to have undergone some, um, expansion.  IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: huerfano at November 27, 2009 08:43 AM (vtuZz)

27
This is the MAGNUM XL thread for extra-wides.

It's not little weenies.

Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 08:45 AM (bMrKE)

28

I must say I'm partial to asian women

That's because you have a Y chromosome

Posted by: Leftist Think-Tank at November 27, 2009 08:47 AM (e8YaH)

29 btw /puppet

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 08:47 AM (e8YaH)

30 My this comment section has a wide stance!

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at November 27, 2009 08:48 AM (Ylv1H)

31 Well, looks like I'm the only one with the hots for Alana Curry. Great. Less competition.

Posted by: XBradTC at November 27, 2009 08:50 AM (y0E9v)

32 29,

Hey Tru' are you Truman the Greek on my fantasy Aos team, just wondering?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:51 AM (BmbsW)

33 You know, I'm not sure I'd really consider it a net gain if I were in the military and these ladies came to see me.  They're stunning, of course, and God bless them for making the effort, but I think my whole attitude would be "yep, there they are, right in my face--five more gorgeous, stunning, worship-worthy women I will never, ever have sex with."

Posted by: The Chief at November 27, 2009 08:51 AM (8HD0Y)

34 Feminists would be appalled by this, just appalled!

Thankfully, I'm not a feminist. I thank both the men and women in combat, as well as the young ladies who went out to brighten their day.

Looks like a good time for all!

Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2009 08:54 AM (OKZrE)

35 33,

It's not about admiration and having sex for pretty girls it's the love for our Troops that  they display............*sigh* I must be getting older!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 08:55 AM (BmbsW)

36 They're not from Thailand are they?

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 08:56 AM (NNDMb)

37

Posted by: The Chief at November 27, 2009 01:51 PM (8HD0Y)

That may be true but with almost seven years spent in east Asia, I got my share. And eye candy is still a lot of fun.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 08:56 AM (EhlQq)

38 God bless the whole pile of them, girls and servicemen and women alike.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 27, 2009 08:56 AM (erIg9)

39 I would have sex with all of these women, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Posted by: angryoldfatman at November 27, 2009 08:58 AM (ZZg4j)

40 I'm a little surprised the new PC-ified US military still allows this sort of thing. Look for a crackdown by the Obamunists shortly.

Posted by: flenser at November 27, 2009 08:59 AM (EVWSG)

41 You know, I'm not sure I'd really consider it a net gain if I were in the military and these ladies came to see me. They're stunning, of course, and God bless them for making the effort, but I think my whole attitude would be "yep, there they are, right in my face--five more gorgeous, stunning, worship-worthy women I will never, ever have sex with." Isn't that what bunks are for, IYKWIMAITYD?

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2009 09:00 AM (Ko4Av)

42 Dri, you bastage!!! You know how long we've been waiting for CK update? Good work man!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2009 09:00 AM (iWj1i)

43

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 01:56 PM (NNDMb)

It looks like they're all Japanese ancestry except Kathryn Le. That name is Vietnamese.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 09:01 AM (EhlQq)

44 how much would it cost to have them all beat me with a wiffle ball bat?

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:07 AM (cBeTr)

45 44,

Hater! See every time you see a pretty woman you put a price on her, I see where you have hung out in your life!




/I keed

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:11 AM (BmbsW)

46

It looks like they're all Japanese ancestry except Kathryn Le. That name is Vietnamese.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 02:01 PM (EhlQq)

Whew! Thanks! I can commence to be leering luridly at them now.

No, sentence structure isn't my strong point.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 09:12 AM (NNDMb)

47 I would hit it them.

Posted by: redrock at November 27, 2009 09:13 AM (VSWPU)

48 See every time you see a pretty woman you put a price on her

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 02:11 PM (BmbsW)

when you look like me, putting a price on a girl is the only way you get laid

Posted by: Dell Guy at November 27, 2009 09:15 AM (cBeTr)

49 ¡Ayyyyyyyyyy!... Mi chihuahua está en llamas.

Posted by: Seor Lameventana at November 27, 2009 09:17 AM (N5ftZ)

50 damn you sock puppet

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:17 AM (cBeTr)

51

 Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 02:12 PM (NNDMb)

Still scared from last night's thread? The Vietnamese have a lot of them too. One or two have become big stars (over there). Don't know much about the Japanese, but I would assume they are there as well just not in significant numbers.

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 09:17 AM (EhlQq)

52
Well, it would be chauvinistic of me to admire these young men simply because they are ... aesthetic. Yes. Very aesthetic. Very, very aesthetic.

And I'll be in my bunk ...

Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2009 09:20 AM (a7Jar)

53 48,

Not true, that's the way liberals think, there is always someone for everyone, the wimmen out number the men.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:20 AM (BmbsW)

54 Not true, that's the way liberals think, there is always someone for everyone, the wimmen out number the men.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 02:20 PM (BmbsW)

so glad my girlfriend come to this site, she'd kick my ass if she knew I was pants less right now

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:22 AM (cBeTr)

55 Blythe Matsui has retard hair. I hate that idiotic 'Comb my bangs straight back" look, it really does look like a retard combed their hair. There now my hair lookses gooder! Girls: avoid this hair style.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2009 09:23 AM (PQY7w)

56

Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 02:17 PM (EhlQq)

Not scared, scarred. From now on I'll be requiring a DNA profile of any potential date.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 09:24 AM (NNDMb)

57 55,

Dude you look at wimmenz hairstyles for beauty?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:25 AM (BmbsW)

58 And yes, God Bless the beautiful ladies and our troops, not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 09:25 AM (NNDMb)

59 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: fugazi at November 27, 2009 09:28 AM (4bvZp)

60 55,

Forgot, wimmenz hairstyles change daily their beauty doesn't! *groan* I am getting older, but I'm still a Grunt.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:28 AM (BmbsW)

61
Blythe Matsui has retard hair. I hate that idiotic 'Comb my bangs straight back" look, it really does look like a retard combed their hair.

Do you hate bj's and prefer cuddling and babytalk, too?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 09:29 AM (x++TB)

62 61,

HAHAHA!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:30 AM (BmbsW)

63 WINDERMERE, Fla. -- Golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside of his Isleworth home early on Friday morning, officials said.

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:30 AM (KOkrW)

64 Do you hate bj's and prefer cuddling and babytalk, too?

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 02:29 PM (x++TB)

Don't be too hard on him, she does have sharp knees

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:31 AM (cBeTr)

65

This is great for the male servicemen and I'm sure it was very appreciated

But as usual the service women get nothing to look at.....except their co-workers drooling over the T&A.

 

Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 09:32 AM (llSaz)

66 Nothing on Fox re Tiger Woods as of right now.  Drudge has it.

Posted by: sherlock at November 27, 2009 09:34 AM (ktKOD)

67

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 02:30 PM (KOkrW)

Yikes! Tiger hit a fire hydrant then a tree with no airbag deployment.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 09:36 AM (NNDMb)

68 65,

Come on over darlin' this super dooper Airborne Trooper will warm up a rack of my famous 'Nam Grunt ribs for you and even rub your thighs if you like. LOL

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:37 AM (BmbsW)

69

How hard must it be for a woman soldier to get laid?  COME ON! 

Woman soldier: "Hey, wanna have sex?"

Man soldier: "Yes!!!"

 

See how easy that is?  It works in civilian life, too.

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 09:38 AM (e8YaH)

70

This is great for the male servicemen and I'm sure it was very appreciated

But as usual the service women get nothing to look at.....except their co-workers drooling over the T&A.
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 02:32 PM (llSaz)
-------------------

Agreed. I'm trying to start a blog for conservative girlz for this reason.

Posted by: arhooley at November 27, 2009 09:38 AM (GKXA7)

71 70,

Sign me up to be the male serviceman experiment!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:40 AM (BmbsW)

72

#68.........wow....now that made up for all of the times I had to watch my co-workers ogle while on active duty.....

Thank you ......I'll be dreamin' of ribs and super dooper Airborne Troopers all day!

 

Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 09:40 AM (llSaz)

73 haha

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:42 AM (cBeTr)

74

Sweden rules out state bail-out for Saab
By Andrew Ward in Stockholm

 


Sweden’s prime minister has ruled out a government bail-out for Saab Automobile and warned that European leaders must not stand in the way of efforts to tackle overcapacity in the car industry.


“We have been very clear that we do not put taxpayer money intended for healthcare or education into owning car companies or covering losses in car companies,” Mr Reinfeldt told the Financial Times.

“You cannot save jobs just by pushing in taxpayers’ money if you don’t have the competitiveness to survive in a tough industry with overcapacity.”

 

Swedish prime ministers- doing the work an American president won't do

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:43 AM (KOkrW)

75

How hard must it be for a woman soldier to get laid?  COME ON!  24/7

 

Not hard at all.....24/7 alpha males at your beck and call.....but at these events that is not the point....service women need some good looking guys showing up and giving the love as well...

Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 09:43 AM (llSaz)

76 I've dated ALL of them!  Some were better than others, if you know what I mean, wink, wink

Posted by: Big Joe Biden at November 27, 2009 09:43 AM (B5cM9)

77 Tiger Woods - Fox finally has it.  Claims Highway Patrol says no booze involved.

Posted by: sherlock at November 27, 2009 09:44 AM (ktKOD)

78 espn doesn't have the crashing tiger, hidden hydrant story yet

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:44 AM (KOkrW)

79 74,

Yet that child molester is under house arrest in a Alpine luxury casa, go figure!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:45 AM (BmbsW)

80

cnn says tiger is  in hospital

fox's link doesn't work

 

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:46 AM (KOkrW)

81

crashing tiger, hidden hydrant

Very clever!

I don't know how you  hit a hydrant and tree with no alcohol/weed...involved.

 

Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 09:47 AM (llSaz)

82 She-it...I'd love to get me and Sallie Hemmings in a pile with them bitches

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, 3rd Edition at November 27, 2009 09:47 AM (AnTyA)

83  

Golf great Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident in Florida early Friday morning, according to MyFoxOrlando.com.

Woods, 33, is in the hospital in very serious condition after a single-car crash at 2:25 a.m. in which he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree, the Florida Highway Patrol told the Web site.

The crash is under investigation and charges are pending.

Woods pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community when he struck the hydrant, the Orlando Sentinel reported, citing the FHP.

He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla.

He was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP told the Sentinel.

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:48 AM (KOkrW)

84

'Nam Grunt- that's Switzerland

But I can see how you could get all those squishy lefty Euros mixed up

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 09:49 AM (e8YaH)

85

>I don't know how you  hit a hydrant and tree with no alcohol/weed...involved.

 

$50 says I can do it on the 1st try

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 09:49 AM (KOkrW)

86 82,

I know you are not a troll because you post here but if bitches is the only adjective you can use to describe females, I would appreciate it if you think about change, that's the way uncouth liberals think!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:50 AM (BmbsW)

87
I don't know how you  hit a hydrant and tree with no alcohol/weed...involved.

Driving really, really fast.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 09:50 AM (x++TB)

88 OMG Tiger woods was in a serious accident...just heard it on the radio on ESPN

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 09:51 AM (p302b)

89 84,

Yup! You are correct and I knew that thanks Tru'.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:51 AM (BmbsW)

90

That must be some long-ass driveway to get up enough speed to cause an accident that could cause a serious injury..

...2:35 AM?...where the hell was he going?

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, 3rd Edition at November 27, 2009 09:52 AM (AnTyA)

91 I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but Tiger's crash was obviously caused by Glenn Beck and extremist talk radio.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 27, 2009 09:53 AM (muUqs)

92
I'm hearing he hit the hydrant pulling out of his driveway, then hit the tree.  Must be one helluva driveway.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 09:53 AM (x++TB)

93

"He was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP told the Sentinel."

 

33 miles an hour into a tree is plenty fast enough to be seriously hurt.  Hope everything turns out OK for him.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 09:54 AM (Oq21Q)

94 That's what happens when a noob drives a really, really, expensive fast car and doesn't know how.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:54 AM (BmbsW)

95

I hope he had his sealt belt on. Why on earth would airbags not deploy under 33 mph? You can get plenty f'd hitting a tree at 25.

"Seriously injured" makes me think of head and neck injuries which could easily end his career.

Then again, I'm wildly speculating with little or no information to go on like I'm sure the media will be.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 09:58 AM (NNDMb)

96 Regarding Tiger Woods: 2:25 am, backs into a hydrant and then crashes into a tree. Sounds like DUI to me.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 09:59 AM (eSNGZ)

97 I lay claim on all of Matsui's land...her mountains, her valleys, her vast stretches of skin...

...I'll be in my bunk until Wednesday.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at November 27, 2009 09:59 AM (Z9IOH)

98 Seriously, I hate when they report stuff like this.  It feels like things are very bad and this is just the roll out to let you know and then they are going to tell you the rest....hate it...

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:00 AM (p302b)

99 I really like Tiger for what he has accomplished in his life so far, but I'm giving this the 48hr rule, when you have that much money cover up is instant|!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:01 AM (BmbsW)

100

Doesn't pass the smell test...my guess is that he was actually racing to get back home

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 10:01 AM (AnTyA)

101 The blonde has perfect curves. Math is beautiful.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:01 AM (eSNGZ)

102 tiger made it to the tree in 2

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:02 AM (KOkrW)

103 everyone here is saying this doesn't make any sense.....

Amazing they managed to supress this for twelve hours......

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:02 AM (p302b)

104 Guess he sliced this one!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:03 AM (BmbsW)

105 Tiger is lucky there wasn't a pond nearby.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:03 AM (eSNGZ)

106
Easy, people.  It's not like Tiger is a Kennedy.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 10:04 AM (x++TB)

107 Was he alone?  Was he leaving or coming back?

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:04 AM (p302b)

108 I will always have to give Tiger props for his speech at the inauguration.  I don't think he mentioned "Teh One" once, instead devoting his remarks entirely to those who serve in the military.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 10:04 AM (Oq21Q)

109 Chappaquiddick

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 10:05 AM (e8YaH)

110 I think his nipple clamps were too tight. Of course, that's just a wild guess.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:06 AM (eSNGZ)

111

Do you know hard it is to drive in the middle of the night with a Swedish supermodel in your lap?

 

Nah, me neither.  But apparently, it's pretty hard.

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 10:07 AM (e8YaH)

112

Golf great Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident in Florida early Friday morning, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

Woods, 33, is in the hospital in very serious condition after a single-car crash at 2:25 a.m. in which he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree, according to the FHP.

The crash is under investigation and charges are pending, but the crash was not alcohol-related, the highway patrol said in its accident report. It wasn't known if he was wearing a seatbelt.

Woods pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community when he struck the hydrant. He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla.

Woods was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP said.

The golf champion was gearing up for his fifth Chevron World Challenge title. The $5.75 million tournament is scheduled for Dec. 1-6.

"It should be an exciting week for the fans, and I'm looking forward to competing," Woods said in a Nov. 25 article about the event on his Web site.

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:09 AM (KOkrW)

113 Auburn is kicking 'Bama's ass, I was hoping my Longhorns would play them for national championship, Florida is dangerous for our goal.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:10 AM (BmbsW)

114 Breitbart reporting not alcohol related.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 27, 2009 10:10 AM (FpH7L)

115

>Do you know hard it is to drive in the middle of the night with a Swedish supermodel in your lap?

 

Nah, me neither.  But apparently, it's pretty hard.

 

and it's difficult to drive too

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:10 AM (KOkrW)

116

Come on over darlin' this super dooper Airborne Trooper will warm up a rack of my famous 'Nam Grunt ribs for you and even rub your thighs if you like. LOL      Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 02:37 PM (BmbsW)

LOL  Airborne, that figures. Forget him my Dear, he likes to jump out of perfectly good air planes, come ride with the Cav, I'll cook ya up a nice prime rib with all the fixins. I'll even give you a nice foot massage if ya want.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:13 AM (3IZGh)

117

How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and then smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER? 

 

Posted by: stickety at November 27, 2009 10:15 AM (Jg5C9)

118 116,

I see, you go for the feet, give me credit for getting closer to the target rich environment, that's what separates us from you legs! hahahahah

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:16 AM (BmbsW)

119 Those trees mean business.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at November 27, 2009 10:17 AM (Am6n/)

120

How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and then smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER? 

 

Posted by: stickety at November 27, 2009 03:15 PM (Jg5C9)

 

loan me your car and i'll show you how easy it is

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:18 AM (KOkrW)

121
How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and then smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER? 

Posted by: stickety at November 27, 2009 03:15 PM (Jg5C9)

Does snorting blow off a chicks ass and munching left over turkey samiches mean you're not sober?

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 10:18 AM (6mfq0)

122 Wifey must have pissed him off and he was mad!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:18 AM (BmbsW)

123 Maybe he wasn't driving too well because his wife had just wanged him with a frying pan.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:20 AM (eSNGZ)

124 It was 2 in the morning.  There are some rumors out there about him and a woman other than his wife. I think we should consider the possibility that Tiger was injured BEFORE he even got in his car which then crashed.  The "charges" to be filed may not be against him.  Just sayin"

Posted by: ratskeller at November 27, 2009 10:20 AM (NswUj)

125 kids were driving him crazy

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:20 AM (KOkrW)

126 anxious to pick up new putter at the pro shop

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:20 AM (KOkrW)

127

I see, you go for the feet, give me credit for getting closer to the target rich environment, that's what separates us from you legs! hahahahah   Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:16 PM (BmbsW)

Nice try, I'll give ya that much. LOL

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:21 AM (3IZGh)

128

I wonder if Tiger had a seizure. 

Oh, and props to my fellow yellow for supporting our troops!

Posted by: runningrn at November 27, 2009 10:21 AM (CYACu)

129 actually, we will find out that there is surveillance footage of the accident, and it will be plain that after Tiger's suv strikes the tree, it goes back, and to the left

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:22 AM (KOkrW)

130 I hit a tree once when a enemy round bounced off a tree to my left and I dived head on into another tree 2"gash, but I'm typing thank the lord.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:22 AM (BmbsW)

131 The Magic Squirrel Theory will play a part

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:23 AM (KOkrW)

132
How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER


  pulled it left trying to avoid the water hazard.

Posted by: bulwark at November 27, 2009 10:25 AM (jvrmc)

133 Tiger taunted and threatened the tree with a chainsaw the day before.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:25 AM (eSNGZ)

134 I'm sure odumbass will ban all tree's and fire hydrants in Copenhagen to show solidarity the Woods Family!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:25 AM (BmbsW)

135 wasn't wearing his golf watch

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:26 AM (KOkrW)

136 Fox just said he recently had knee surgery?  Could he have been on meds for the surgery recovery?

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:26 AM (p302b)

137 lost it in the lights

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:26 AM (KOkrW)

138 I'm curious about the effectiveness of racial diversity being applied in the dance team selections for the Kings. I'm not complaining mind you, I'm just curious.

Posted by: Eric at November 27, 2009 10:28 AM (Qc/s6)

139 Tiger is the one athelete that I'll give the benefit of the doubt to until the facts are in.

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 27, 2009 10:29 AM (FpH7L)

140 Fox just said he recently had knee surgery?  Could he have been on meds for the surgery recovery?

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 03:26 PM (p302b)

 

that was some 18 months ago- he just completed an entire season of play

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:30 AM (KOkrW)

141 He has his own website?

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:31 AM (p302b)

142 Just finished a big bowl of 'tater salad to go with these ribs that are warming. Mmmmmm!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:31 AM (BmbsW)

143 Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 03:30 PM (KOkrW)

oh wow, they made it sound like it was recent surgery, very recent, like in the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:32 AM (p302b)

144 Like I said give Tiger the 48hr rule, no telling what the state media will concoct.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:32 AM (BmbsW)

145
Looks like Tiger was setting up for a long drive and hooked it hard left.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 10:33 AM (+FzLa)

146
He will have to take a car length drop no closer to his original destination and be charged with a one stroke penalty

Posted by: bulwark at November 27, 2009 10:33 AM (jvrmc)

147 64: Let's just say I'm not so desperate I'll ignore idiotic things about women in the hopes my pathetic overwillingness to accept will gain attention

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2009 10:33 AM (PQY7w)

148

>oh wow, they made it sound like it was recent surgery, very recent, like in the last couple of weeks.

 

 

april 2008

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:35 AM (KOkrW)

149 Fox reporting he was "seriously injured" per the highway patrol.  Fox giving an animation of what happened.  The hospital expected to release a statement in the next thirty minutes.  However leventhal saying that he may have been released from the hopsital.  He made 110 mil and 129 mil in the last two years.  According to the ratings and leventhal three times as many people want to watch a tournament if Tiger is involved.

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:35 AM (p302b)

150 *cough* college football *cough*

Posted by: Bob Munck at November 27, 2009 10:36 AM (PD1tk)

151 Who called the cops? The wife? Tiger? Neighbor? Passerby? The car? All ribbing aside, I hope he recovers quickly and completely and the hospital is generous with morphine.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:36 AM (eSNGZ)

152 I guess it's to soon to say that he got a Mulligan, really I hope he's ok.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:36 AM (BmbsW)

153 I'd power up those circuits in series or parallel.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 10:36 AM (K9f5/)

154 My guess is the tryptophan in the turkey effected Tiger a little more intensely that it does the rest of us.

Posted by: Eric at November 27, 2009 10:37 AM (Qc/s6)

155

Just finished a big bowl of 'tater salad to go with these ribs that are warming. Mmmmmm!    Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:31 PM (BmbsW)

Thanks. Just reading that shot my cholesterol up.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:37 AM (3IZGh)

156 Never read the climate emails before you get behind the wheel.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:38 AM (eSNGZ)

157 And not a Thai Ladyboy in the bunch..

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2009 10:38 AM (sYxEE)

158 15,

Sorry Brother, but they are great ribs.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:39 AM (BmbsW)

159 And not a Thai Ladyboy in the bunch.. Posted by: kbdabear *Gomer Pyle voice* Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:40 AM (eSNGZ)

160 I'm still predicting a lovers spat due to the time of day or night as it seems.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:40 AM (BmbsW)

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:40 AM (KOkrW)

162 161,

I would drive her around the golf course for sure.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:41 AM (BmbsW)

163

161

She can play with my putter anytime

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 10:43 AM (Oq21Q)

164

Sorry Brother, but they are great ribs.     Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:39 PM (BmbsW)

If my Doc up at the VA bitches me out about my numbers I'm blaming it on you.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:44 AM (3IZGh)

165 would you let her wash your balls?

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:44 AM (KOkrW)

166 (this is the part where the thread goes careening off into left field)

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:45 AM (KOkrW)

167 164,

Ohhh noezzzzz, if they are like my VA Doc's I wouldn't pay any attention to them Brother.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:46 AM (BmbsW)

168

She can play with my putter anytime   Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 03:43 PM (Oq21Q)

Hate to break it to you BUT, she doesn't play miniature golf.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:47 AM (3IZGh)

169

168

No, you misunderstand me.  I have a spare Ping golf putter collecting dust in the garage.  Sheesh, what did you think I meant!?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 10:50 AM (Oq21Q)

170

>Hate to break it to you BUT, she doesn't play miniature golf.

 Old Hippie Vet from the top rope!

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:50 AM (KOkrW)

171 Chow time, you guys have a great day!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:51 AM (BmbsW)

172
Hate to break it to you BUT, she doesn't play miniature golf.

BOOM!

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 10:51 AM (x++TB)

173 Everyone is saying something seems fishy

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:52 AM (p302b)

174

Ohhh noezzzzz, if they are like my VA Doc's I wouldn't pay any attention to them Brother.     Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:46 PM (BmbsW)

Up here in Portland we got some damn fine care. They have got me thought 2 heart attacks, 4 strokes, seizures and cancer......Plus my Doc is a cute young thing from Texas. I love it when she takes my blood pressure and rests my arm right under her left boob.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:53 AM (3IZGh)

175 Nice one, Old Hippie Vet. Now buy your fellow Moron Rggie1971 a beer.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:53 AM (eSNGZ)

176 174, Does she read this blog?

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:54 AM (eSNGZ)

177
2 heart attacks, 4 strokes, seizures and cancer..

Holy crap Hippie Vet, you're one tough old bastard.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 10:55 AM (x++TB)

178 Ace -- Please tell us they'll make an appearance at the 2010 MoronMeetup....Hiii-YOOO!

Posted by: billygoat at November 27, 2009 10:58 AM (DrB2V)

179 Not that I believe in stereotypes, but Tiger is mostly Asian and they are often not the best drivers...

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 27, 2009 10:59 AM (FpH7L)

180

Holy crap Hippie Vet, you're one tough old bastard.   Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 03:55 PM (x++TB)

I also have 2 ex wives with attorneys.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 10:59 AM (3IZGh)

181 Gentlemen!

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 03:40 PM (KOkrW)

Is she a decent golfer? If I'm going to bang an athlete, she at least has to be decent at her sport

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (cBeTr)

182

Does she read this blog?   Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 03:54 PM (eSNGZ)

I'll find out in 3 weeks.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (3IZGh)

183 Everyone is saying something seems fishy

Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 03:52 PM (p302b)

 

too

many

jokes

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (KOkrW)

184

Is she a decent golfer? If I'm going to bang an athlete, she at least has to be decent at her sport

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 04:01 PM (cBeTr)

 

no reports of her driving into a tree recently

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:02 AM (KOkrW)

185

Now buy your fellow Moron Rggie1971 a beer.    Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 03:53 PM (eSNGZ)

OK, the check is in the mail. That good enough? because I ain't sendin any beer from my stock here.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:05 AM (3IZGh)

186 HA has an update saying Tiger has been released from the hospital. To which hotel or buddy's apartment has he moved?

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:06 AM (eSNGZ)

187
If I'm going to bang an athlete, she at least has to be decent at her sport

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 04:01 PM (cBeTr)

Yea, me too fart.  That's why I just stick with hooker's because sport fucking is number one in my book, and the flat backers are very professional. 

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 11:06 AM (6mfq0)

188 187, More evidence that the central theme of this blog is quality over quantity.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:08 AM (eSNGZ)

189

Think maybe that Tiger was just trying to be first in line at Walmart when they opened the doors fro Black Friday?

...whoops...that could be interpreted as racist, therefore I'm banning myself.

Gotta go...bye

Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 11:10 AM (AnTyA)

190
You know who likes to drive into trees in the middle of the night?

Sarah Palin, that's who.

Posted by: Levi Johnston at November 27, 2009 11:11 AM (bMrKE)

191 So are they really Ace of Spades readers, or is that simply coincidence?

Posted by: MlR at November 27, 2009 11:12 AM (op9m5)

192 Yea, me too fart.  That's why I just stick with hooker's because sport fucking is number one in my book, and the flat backers are very professional. 

Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 04:06 PM (6mfq0)

hot chicks are a dime a dozen but banging a hot chick who is a good athlete is something to get worked up over.

Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 11:13 AM (cBeTr)

193
Goddam bee flew in the window.

Honest.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 27, 2009 11:14 AM (+FzLa)

194
hotlink pic FAIL!

Posted by: Levi Johnston at November 27, 2009 11:17 AM (bMrKE)

195 Bees are very active at 2:30 am, Officer.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:17 AM (eSNGZ)

196

hotlink pic FAIL!

Now that's a cryin' shame, right there.

Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 11:20 AM (NNDMb)

197
Lucinda Basset depresses me.

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 11:23 AM (bMrKE)

198 I am not impressed by your "bandwidth exceeded"!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at November 27, 2009 11:25 AM (ZiQz8)

199
Bees are very active at 2:30 am, Officer.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 04:17 PM (eSNGZ)




It was sleep-flying. The beer bottle under the brake peddle? I have no idea how that got there.

Honest.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 27, 2009 11:26 AM (+FzLa)

200 bing.com has a photo of a Polar Bear shrunk by AGW to the size of a fox.

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:26 AM (eSNGZ)

201

I was gonna ignore this thread because I figured it would just be a lot of drooling and wishing (OK, which it was), but it got good and funny.  I should have known you guys wouldn't disappoint me!

Half an hour left of a loooonng and boring day at work.

Posted by: April at November 27, 2009 11:29 AM (b0THY)

202
Whose bandwidth exceeded? She's hawt, I'd hit it

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 11:29 AM (+FzLa)

203 "Bandwidth Exceeded"

Haaahahahahaa, nothing like women to get the packets flying...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 27, 2009 11:31 AM (jV9DU)

204 Ok, Mr. Woods, let's go over this again. The bees began stinging your penis before or after you hit the hydrant?

Posted by: Investigating Officer at November 27, 2009 11:35 AM (eSNGZ)

205

What, I can't ogle Kathryn Le anymore?

Thanks a lot, Photobucket!

Posted by: stuiec at November 27, 2009 11:37 AM (7AOgy)

206 I figure Tiger was getting some oral attention from a lady friend. As it were.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2009 11:38 AM (PQY7w)

207

THIS JUST IN

Buckwheat still dead

Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 27, 2009 11:39 AM (KOkrW)

208

 

  204  LMAO but the visual is kind of traumatic to my minds eye. Kind of like seeing Helen Thomas at a nude beach.....NUDE.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:39 AM (3IZGh)

209

What the shit?

I just woke from the mother of all naps and I see that Tiger is in serious condition following a car accident. Oh but wait, he's out of the hospital with only facial lacerations. He hit a fire hydrant rolling out of driveway at 2:30 am but no alcohol was involved.

Was Gibbs at the podium giving out this information??--this makes zero sense.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 11:41 AM (KJN6U)

210 >Was Gibbs at the podium giving out this information??--this makes zero sense.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 04:41 PM (KJN6U)

 

sure it does- what the news isn't telling you is that Tiger's driveway is a long par 5

Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 27, 2009 11:45 AM (KOkrW)

211
Perhaps Tiger should have used a different driver. Like Rachel Uchitel .

Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 11:46 AM (g7J39)

212
LMAO but the visual is kind of traumatic to my minds eye. Kind of like seeing Helen Thomas at a nude beach.....NUDE.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 04:39 PM (3IZGh)




Excuse me Missus Thomas, but you're dragging your tits through the sand again.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 11:46 AM (+FzLa)

213  
Based on Natl Enquirer story, do we suspect Pussy Galore played a role in Tiger's 2 a.m. dash from the crib?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 11:49 AM (g7J39)

214 I ask you- who among us hasn't left our multi-million dollar home at 2:30 in the morning to go for a drive in our Cadillac Escalade, only to hit a fire hydrant and a tree? A little compassion is called for. Being a super-rich golfer married to a Swedish fashion model would test any man.

Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:58 AM (KOkrW)

215 You'll need to copy the inline images to your own site; Photobucket is displaying the "exceeded bandwidth" here (though the links to the Photobucket site still work).

Posted by: Original Roy at November 27, 2009 11:58 AM (17Zlu)

216

206

That is an activity that is never a good idea.  Crash = reflex of girl's jaw locking.

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 12:01 PM (Oq21Q)

217 Jones,
To hit some practice balls, of course.
The man's a machine, and he needed to work off some of that turkey triptophane.
How come people are soooooo cynical?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 12:03 PM (g7J39)

218

another sports star acting like an idiot (although this one is benign and kinda funny)

http://tiny.cc/jKXFo

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 12:03 PM (KJN6U)

219 Auburn still leads 'Bama, 21-17.

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 12:04 PM (sey23)

220

That is an activity that is never a good idea.  Crash = reflex of girl's jaw locking.      Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 05:01 PM (Oq21Q)

That's a memory I can do without thank you.

 

 

 

Thanks to the doctors I still have 11" left.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 12:06 PM (3IZGh)

221 @214
A little compassion is called for.

My compassion is for his family.  However it happened, it sucks to have him injured over the holiday. 

I'm a Phil fan, but I derive no pleasure from Tiger's misfortune. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 12:06 PM (sey23)

222

That is an activity that is never a good idea.  Crash = reflex of girl's jaw locking.

 Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 05:01 PM (Oq21Q)

I take it you have seen The World According to Garp.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:07 PM (UJIeT)

223

another sports star acting like an idiot (although this one is benign and kinda funny)

http://tiny.cc/jKXFo

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 05:03 PM (KJN6U)




Wasn't aware that Ochocinco was a Jedi Knight and shopped at Wal Mart.  Ocho wan Kenobi

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:07 PM (+FzLa)

224

222

I was a youngin' the last time I saw that movie.  That part probably went over my head.

 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 12:09 PM (Oq21Q)

225
How does a man who can hit a tiny ball into a tiny hole hundreds of yards away miss avoiding two large objects with another large object just several feet away. You figure the logic.
His wife burned the turkey..that's the ticket!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 12:10 PM (g7J39)

226
Maybe Tiger got that new Laptop Steering Wheel Desk everybody has been talking about.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:12 PM (+FzLa)

227
CNN just reported that Obama has just invited Tiger, the fire hydrant and the tree to the White House for a talk-it-over-over-beers session.


Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 12:13 PM (g7J39)

228

Reggie1971

I had only read the book until last year when I was home with the flu and watched the movie. 

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:13 PM (UJIeT)

229

I know, I thought that too. I avoided stores like the plague today-but I should have gone to Target--I could have seen this.

He would have lookd better in the zebra pattern.

In more Ocho wan Kenobi nonsense, he's been busy this week.  

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 12:13 PM (KJN6U)

230 Wow, am I the only person to have a fight with their spouse at 2 am, storm out of the house, and hop in the car?  Am I the only one on the planet to hit an inanimate object on a dark street? 

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 12:14 PM (sey23)

231
CNN just reported that Obama has just invited Tiger, the fire hydrant and the tree to the White House for a talk-it-over-over-beers session.



Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 05:13 PM (g7J39)






Which one of them acted stupidly, the tree or the fire hydrant ?

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:14 PM (+FzLa)

232 @226

Ok, that's funny!

Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 12:15 PM (sey23)

233

228

I was thinkin' about renting a movie today.  I may go get that one. 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 12:16 PM (Oq21Q)

234

Which one of them acted stupidly, the tree or the fire hydrant ?

If it was painted white, obviously the fire hydrant.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 12:17 PM (x++TB)

235
PGA rules state that hydrants and trees are considered immovable objects. Hence, Tiger could have taken a free drop. Always the competitor, he decided to plow ahead instead.

I blame Busch.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 12:19 PM (g7J39)

236

Ochocinco condoms? Its where you put a condom on and change your girlfriend's name to another chicks name halfway through sex.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:19 PM (+FzLa)

237

I was thinkin' about renting a movie today.  I may go get that one. 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 05:16 PM (Oq21Q)

I liked it.  It's a bit strange and sad, though.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:19 PM (UJIeT)

238

Woops, somebody broke the blog.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:22 PM (+FzLa)

239

236. Yes. That's in line with theme of the product. He said if you "act now you'll get a free lie-detector test".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 12:23 PM (KJN6U)

240 BIG

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (UJIeT)

241 Maybe it was one of those pop-up hazzards that all golfers complain of.

Posted by: mystry at November 27, 2009 12:30 PM (kmgIE)

242 Pics fixed. Sorry guys!

Posted by: dri at November 27, 2009 12:30 PM (qLZ+x)

243 My money is on Tiger sleep-driving (side effect from a sleeping pill). At least that's what they'll say.

Posted by: KelliD at November 27, 2009 12:36 PM (Q9Cny)

244
Maybe Shooter McGavin cut Tiger's brake lines.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:36 PM (+FzLa)

245
I think he's covering for Alexandra Kerry.

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 12:37 PM (knCw3)

246
That's a helluva slice Tiger!

Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 12:40 PM (g7J39)

247
heh, a certain pony-tailed guy has a post up denigrating Black Friday and  berating those who would go out to shop.

Nope, why go out and shop, when you can just buy it all from his Amazon account.

What a whore.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:46 PM (+FzLa)

248

I refuse to give that site any traffic. Are you telling me that he actually called it Black Friday?? I figured that was a banned phrase 'round those parts. Aren't we supposed to call it Non-descript-color-in-the-name-of-Lord-O-Friday?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 12:49 PM (KJN6U)

249

Blazer

He has such contempt for the bourgeoisie who shop at places like WalMart and Target.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:50 PM (UJIeT)

250 Bama scores, goes for two and the QB throws a pick.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:51 PM (UJIeT)

251
This is a good post and all but is it too difficult to create a red-meat post for us?

For instance, "Love him or hate him, Mitt Romney is your next nominee" or "Abortion: hide from it or embrace it?"

Or "Why does Allahpundit hate you?"

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 12:53 PM (knCw3)

252

 laceyunderalls

So you didn't see the thread where he shilled his crappy calendar of crappy pictures? 

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:53 PM (UJIeT)

253


I refuse to give that site any traffic. Are you telling me that he actually called it Black Friday?? I figured that was a banned phrase 'round those parts. Aren't we supposed to call it Non-descript-color-in-the-name-of-Lord-O-Friday?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 05:49 PM (KJN6U)




I drop in there once in a blue just to remind myself of what crazy really looks like.


Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:54 PM (+FzLa)

254
I'm sorry, officer, but who could've imagined a man of African descent would one day hit this tree?

Posted by: Toger Woods at November 27, 2009 12:54 PM (knCw3)

255

a.k.a.

"Love him or hate him, Mitt Romney is your next nominee"

American Spectator had an article about Mike Pence's 2012 potential.  I don't know a lot about him, but I like what I have seen so far.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 12:55 PM (UJIeT)

256
The funny thing is Herr Huffy had the same Amazon post up yesterday. I guess he felt it necessary to post it again just in case anyone forgot he needs his palm greased badly.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:56 PM (+FzLa)

257 Thank you ladies.  You are beautiful in more ways than you know.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 27, 2009 12:56 PM (RQ+qN)

258
I like Pence, too.

He'd make a better minority leader than Boehner.

In fact, Demint and Pence would make a damn good ticket. Are either of them lawyers?

Posted by: Toger Woods at November 27, 2009 12:57 PM (knCw3)

259

Dude, wheres my car?

Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 27, 2009 12:58 PM (+FzLa)

260
the only thing worse than an inadvertent sockpuppet is a sockpuppet snafu.


Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 12:59 PM (knCw3)

261

Pence is teh awesome.

Yep he's a lawyer (but don't hold it against him!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 12:59 PM (KJN6U)

262

Pence is an attorney - not sure about DeMint.

Here is the AS article

A Pence For Your Thoughts

 

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:00 PM (UJIeT)

263
I gotta say I'm very disappointed in Cantor. I thought he had some potential to be a fearless advocate for conservatism but he appears to be an advocate for a Big Tent, i.e., permanent (R) minority.

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 01:03 PM (knCw3)

264 Cantor is a squish.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:04 PM (UJIeT)

265
Cantor lost me when he was traveling around with Bobby Scott to the Townhalls promoting a bi-partisan consensus on the health care bill.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:06 PM (+FzLa)

266

loppyd-great article. thanks for the link.

he's right about Huck, too imho

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:07 PM (KJN6U)

267
from the AS piece:

conservatives will be in a quandary unless they refuse to accept the conventional wisdom about which candidates can be successful.

Fuck that. I reject the "electable/non-electable" argument. I want a conservative. As for the rest of the piece, I don't think Quin would recognize a conservative if one bit him on the ass.

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 01:09 PM (knCw3)

268 Cantor lost me when he was traveling around with Bobby Scott to the Townhalls promoting a bi-partisan consensus on the health care bill.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 06:06 PM (+FzLa)

He DID?  I missed that.  Very squishy.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:09 PM (UJIeT)

269

 a.k.a

Do you think Pence is not a conservative?

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:10 PM (UJIeT)

270
No, Pence is a good conservative. I'm just not liking how Quin Hillyer rates others in the field of potential candidates. A little too glib, if you ask me.

Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 01:14 PM (knCw3)

271


He DID?  I missed that.  Very squishy.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 06:09 PM (UJIeT)



Yea, I remember Scott talking about it on the Doc Thompson show here in Richmond and gloating about it. Thompson was none too happy about it either.

I guess his reasoning was we were going to get a bill no matter what, so he might as well make it as benign as possible instead of outright fighting against it.

He attended a few with Scott in the beginning but when he saw all the public outrage he quickly got his head unstuck from his ass.

Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:15 PM (+FzLa)

272

How's he not right though?

Romney-forever linked with RomneyCare, Palin-too polarizing, and Huck does have that "aww shucks" thing going on that many people just don't buy and his record on taxes during his governor's stint was pretty abysmal.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:19 PM (KJN6U)

273

I guess his reasoning was we were going to get a bill no matter what, so he might as well make it as benign as possible instead of outright fighting against it.

That kind of thinking pisses me off.  There is nothing wrong with saying no to a P.O.S. bill from the get go.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:29 PM (UJIeT)

274 I loathe Deputy Dawg Huckabee.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:30 PM (UJIeT)

275

And in other news...

Woman sees Jesus on her iron

 

 

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:33 PM (UJIeT)

276 274 I loathe Deputy Dawg Huckabee.

Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 06:30 PM (UJIeT)

How you doin'?? Actually I don't hate him but I'd be distraught if he were our choice in 2012.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:37 PM (KJN6U)

277

Woman sees Jesus on her iron

Mashie or niblick?

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 01:46 PM (UuACa)

278 More Tiger details from yahoo news "Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident early Friday outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said his wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and help get the world's No. 1 golfer out of the SUV."

Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 01:50 PM (eSNGZ)

279

I can't stand Fuckabee either.  He's not a real conservative.  He's O'Bama's counterpart.  He thinks going totally social coneservative while doling out the goodies is the way to go.  In a way, he reminds me of both Bushes and, to a lesser extent, Pat Buchanon.  He'll spoil the party.

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 01:54 PM (UuACa)

280 Remember how Buchanon fucked-up the '92 convention.  I can see Fuckabee trying to keep the tent small like that.

Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 01:56 PM (UuACa)

281 Candace & company are teh hawtest, big time. And what an awesome gesture on their part. Major kudos, lovely ladies.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 27, 2009 03:43 PM (554T5)

Posted by: jason at November 27, 2009 03:48 PM (xhYYZ)

283

He thinks going totally social coneservative while doling out the goodies is the way to go.  In a way, he reminds me of both Bushes and, to a lesser extent, Pat Buchanon.

You're a rocket scientist in real life I'll bet.

Posted by: flenser at November 27, 2009 04:40 PM (YPx/I)

284

 Remember how Buchanon fucked-up the '92 convention.

 

I don't. Remind me.

Posted by: flenser at November 27, 2009 04:41 PM (YPx/I)

285 holy canoli

Posted by: kal at November 27, 2009 10:00 PM (uI3kE)

286

That was awesome.

 

 

 

I feel like I am wasting my time/life.  I could sure be doing a lot more.

Posted by: Not Quite at November 29, 2009 07:07 AM (Bs8Te)

287 wewt!

i want them to have my babies

Posted by: metro at November 30, 2009 05:20 AM (WUSks)

288 cool thanks

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