January 30, 2006
— Ace Referring to gay marriage in Sweden, he quoted Matthew "Ye shall know them by their fruits." The Rolling Stone reporter interviewing him thought he was making a joke; he says he wasn't, just quoting the Bible.
"Fruits." That's such an old-school put-down it's practically new-school.
I like how put-downs go in cycles. "Hump" and "tool" were old; then they kind of became cool again, just because no one was saying them. (Except for 60 year old alkies at the BPOE, but who listens to them.)
"Douchebag" seems very played. "Jagoff" seems like it's ready to come back into style. Ten years ago, you couldn't give jagoff put-downs away. Now maybe they're priced right for a big gain.
These are the things I notice.
Posted by: See-Dubya at January 30, 2006 09:50 PM (YgHc3)
"I wish I knew how to quit your banana!"
See..its a "fruit" talking about a "fruit" in a "fruity" movie.
It works on so many levels while not working on any at all!
Spurwing taught me how to do that.
Posted by: Jack M. at January 30, 2006 09:53 PM (YpIcX)
Nowadays it is used in the "fuck off" type of verbiage when someone doesn't want to curse.
How was it used back in the olden times?
Posted by: JL Mould at January 30, 2006 10:25 PM (5EON0)
Wait, that was Roadhouse. My bad.
Posted by: Sean M. at January 30, 2006 10:27 PM (EHzws)
Posted by: See-Dubya at January 30, 2006 10:30 PM (YgHc3)
Posted by: geoff at January 30, 2006 10:34 PM (vpYuK)
Even my etymology is way before its time.
Goddamnit. Mom, give me my burping and pacifier. I'm done.
Much better. Ni'ni, all.
Posted by: JL Mould at January 30, 2006 10:43 PM (5EON0)
Posted by: Oscar Wilde at January 31, 2006 01:00 AM (8dJDM)
Posted by: Suede Pumas at January 31, 2006 01:05 AM (LIXDd)
Honor the language Ace, don't abandon its best elements in the interest of trendy modernism.
Posted by: Enfant Perdu at January 31, 2006 01:51 AM (7eWUN)
BTW, it's really Matthew 7:20 that comes closest to his comment.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at January 31, 2006 01:51 AM (AlU3k)
Posted by: Jacarutu at January 31, 2006 02:28 AM (4jESY)
These have kind of lost their flare. But one that will always be there, ready when you need it: Dingleberry. It's insulting yet can be used by kindergarteners through senior citizens alike.
As for the Brokeback Mt. thing, "Orange you glad I put it in your ass again?!"
Or there's a hemmorhoid joke about a bunch of grapes, if you want to go there.
Posted by: compos mentis at January 31, 2006 03:15 AM (xHpUK)
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at January 31, 2006 03:25 AM (X7uuV)
Bulldiger? W. T. F. ?
Posted by: compos mentis at January 31, 2006 03:30 AM (xHpUK)
Posted by: PabloHoney at January 31, 2006 03:33 AM (3ca75)
Posted by: M.S. at January 31, 2006 03:37 AM (D90f7)
How did that stupid European term "wanker" become popular here in America? I blame the Internet.
Posted by: Bart at January 31, 2006 03:44 AM (8X2Ys)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 31, 2006 03:55 AM (wJxri)
The original blackmail post is here.
DailyKos weighs in.
JPod first here then a second time.
Then RedState has a big thread.
Posted by: Otho Laurence at January 31, 2006 03:57 AM (R9O/9)
I should warn everyone that I've already twice heard 'brokeback' used as an an adjective, as in "Is there some sort of 'brokeback' situation going on with you guys?"
Posted by: Tom at January 31, 2006 05:13 AM (89h2e)
Posted by: Tom at January 31, 2006 05:15 AM (89h2e)
Posted by: Feisty at January 31, 2006 05:27 AM (C0zdP)
I like the word turd. "Check out that dude. Pure turd."
I also enjoy odd combinations. "Ah shit, I just broke the damn thing! Son of a fuck!" "Hold on, I'm coming soon as I get this motherassed shoe on my foot."
Posted by: The Warden at January 31, 2006 05:30 AM (Zxtyv)
Ah, the carefree days of youth.
Posted by: utron at January 31, 2006 05:39 AM (CgIkY)
Worry about me? Certainly not. I may be conservative but I am fun, fun, fun!! I'm funny too! Really. In real life! No matter what some stupid study says.
That link made me laugh so hard my dog ran up to see if I was ok.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at January 31, 2006 05:52 AM (X7uuV)
It doesn't seem to be going over that big among the more sane moonbats though I'm sure the DUmmies just love it.
Posted by: shawn at January 31, 2006 05:58 AM (D90f7)
Posted by: john(lesser) at January 31, 2006 06:00 AM (VGsts)
In related news, you guys should really see "The Aristocrats". Can't believe Bob Saget was allowed to work with children all those years...
Posted by: Rob at January 31, 2006 06:05 AM (BFtAQ)
Posted by: shawn at January 31, 2006 06:10 AM (D90f7)
Posted by: docdave at January 31, 2006 06:17 AM (d34xq)
I bet the guy from RS was a tart.
Posted by: Pixelflash at January 31, 2006 06:36 AM (O+1/6)
"Christ on a (stick, popsicle stick, etc.)" was a mere smolder until South Park resurrected it.
Posted by: Tom M at January 31, 2006 06:44 AM (d6bNm)
What an idiotic thing to do.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at January 31, 2006 06:52 AM (X7uuV)
Posted by: lauraw at January 31, 2006 07:03 AM (OfQIJ)
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Posted by: Towelie at January 31, 2006 07:06 AM (5WEQS)
Posted by: Otho Laurence at January 31, 2006 07:09 AM (R9O/9)
Posted by: matterson at January 31, 2006 07:14 AM (JEq/F)
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 31, 2006 07:45 AM (wJxri)
KC Star, discussing the Chiefs Football season, I believe the statement was along the lines of... You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to know you need to score points to win a football game...
Still not sure if it was deliberate, but its one I use regularly for less than clever people (damn Rocket Surgeons).
Posted by: Gekkobear at January 31, 2006 10:16 AM (X0NX1)
So the Lord Jesus did talk about gays!
Posted by: Muslihoon at January 31, 2006 03:57 PM (Q8UK2)
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