June 30, 2006
— Ace Bonus: Pam Anderson takes it off for PETA. But this isn't exactly terra incognita at this point. Thanks to Craig for the video.
Britney's nude in Vanity Fair, which means, of course, she's covering her boobies with her hands and is pregnant to boot. Not sure how it became a rule, but apparently skin-pics become tasteful and classy if you're pregnant and covering your boobies with your hands.
Some good parody photoshops, too, like one of a nude manatee saying: "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!"
There seems to be an argument about whether or not she's attractive. Come one, pregnant or not, she's cute. Maybe not everyone's cup of tea, but not ugly.
Man, I love that. It's funny because it's painfully true.
Posted by: T. at June 30, 2006 07:59 AM (5YMbd)
Kinda sad, really. She used to be something of a dumpling. Not beautiful, but cute in a California-girl kind of way. Now she and Lindsay Lohan seem to be a race to see who will get skankiest the fastest.
Posted by: Monty at June 30, 2006 08:02 AM (UdJCa)
It's funny how in all of the celebrity pregnant-nude, the husband is irrelevant; they try for a "madonna and child" attitude. Then again, I don't really want to see Federline either.
Posted by: jmchez at June 30, 2006 08:08 AM (JY98e)
Posted by: ZRyan at June 30, 2006 08:09 AM (LiJvd)
Posted by: jmchez at June 30, 2006 08:11 AM (JY98e)
Sorry, she's really not that hot. Her appeal was that she was cute jailbait. Now she's got two disgusting urchins and lasagna belly.
Done with her.
Posted by: Vyce at June 30, 2006 08:12 AM (tNOhM)
That being said, I'd still hit it.
Posted by: T. at June 30, 2006 08:14 AM (5YMbd)
Posted by: j at June 30, 2006 08:14 AM (yHvEo)
A couple weeks ago I saw a net pic of Fatass I mean Britney walking into a gas station restroom barefoot. Told me everything I need to know about that skank.
Posted by: at June 30, 2006 08:15 AM (kKjaJ)
Ya see, I get to see a woman who is a little older than Brit, and who has had a few kids, all the time. She's called my wife. I love her, but I don't necessarily think she should be posing nude on the cover of Vanity Fair either.
Posted by: wiserbud at June 30, 2006 08:16 AM (AQGeh)
Posted by: Rusty at June 30, 2006 08:30 AM (BXC/2)
And yes, the pics are heavily air-brushed. No woman's skin is that perfect.
Posted by: SWLiP at June 30, 2006 08:38 AM (WfQGW)
Posted by: Sad and Lonely at June 30, 2006 08:40 AM (KeOQp)
PS-I still think Lindsay Lohan can turn it around, providing she stays home at night sometimes.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2006 09:05 AM (9DumO)
The problem with airbrushing isn't that women are imperfect. The problem is the airbrushing.
Personally I like the fact that women don't actually look like that.
(btw, check your email Ace...a local University just cancelled their NYT subscription.)
Posted by: Asher at June 30, 2006 09:05 AM (88XUY)
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at June 30, 2006 09:08 AM (UquFN)
Posted by: FormerDem at June 30, 2006 09:20 AM (pOCDI)
Posted by: Roy at June 30, 2006 09:32 AM (2XXia)
Posted by: wiserbud at June 30, 2006 09:34 AM (AQGeh)
Posted by: Irony at June 30, 2006 09:40 AM (2XXia)
Damn. That stings. All these years, I thought I was the only one this had happened to. Talk about a blow to the ego.
If she really were a lesbian, it would be one thing, but to find out that it really was just me, that I was so bad it temporarily turned her off of men in general...
I think I need a hug.
Posted by: sandy burger at June 30, 2006 09:46 AM (Cpse7)
To your question -- no, no, you've got it wrong. A formerdem is someone who used to be a Democrat, but is one no longer. My status as a dem is in the long-forgotten past, when polyester leisure suits were considered business attire in some circles (not mine, just giving you an idea of when I last cast a vote for a Dem).
You described a current Dem in your reply. Sorry to disappoint you, but that's not me. Anyway, wasn't it Rove who was sending faxes to Dan Rather, or at least leaving the fake but accurate memos where they were certain to be found? (if it was, I approve).
Posted by: FormerDem at June 30, 2006 09:48 AM (xC6ih)
Wasn't so bad. He broke up with her a few weeks later, telling her that he preferred women. I wish I could have seen the look on her face.
Posted by: wiserbud at June 30, 2006 09:51 AM (AQGeh)
Anyway, wasn't it Rove who was sending faxes to Dan Rather
oooh, Karl Rove. He's the one who turned me straight.
And John Bolton's moustache. Even Sandra Bernhardt's moustage can't compare to that!
Posted by: Anne Heche at June 30, 2006 10:01 AM (2XXia)
Little reading comprehension tip for ya: Vanity Fair is spelled with neither a B nor a Z.
Posted by: jd at June 30, 2006 10:44 AM (xD5ND)
Off to the beach!
Posted by: Mike at June 30, 2006 11:47 AM (8WTw1)
Come to think of it though, even though affiliation is a choice, maybe political attitudes aren't, at least not as much as we assume . . . after all, I didn't leave the Dems so much as they left me. Kind of like Zell Miller. One would have to be hard-wired for idiocy to believe some of the crap that the Dems sign up for these days.
Posted by: FormerDem at June 30, 2006 12:22 PM (pOCDI)
Then again, I'm hitting the beers pretty hard as well and she still looks hot, white trash or not.
Posted by: ErikW at June 30, 2006 02:13 PM (qBWy5)
Posted by: The Drizzle at June 30, 2006 03:07 PM (UygmY)
What the hell are you packing? A cock the size of an eggplant? If so, you're the man.
Posted by: ErikW at June 30, 2006 03:30 PM (hYRk+)
Posted by: spurwing plover at June 30, 2006 03:49 PM (PAJqa)
That's a freaking walrus!
Manatees don't have tusks.
/Nobody insults our manatees!
Posted by: Chip at June 30, 2006 05:06 PM (M3MqL)
Posted by: the Drizzle at June 30, 2006 05:50 PM (UygmY)
Odd... you say "freckles" like it's a bad thing.
Now airbrushing would be cool and all if it actually came out looking like human skin. Airbrushed models tend to turn out looking like they're covered with soft plastic, or maybe that rubber stuff the aliens in "V" used to disguise themselves. No, actually that rubber stuff in "V" looked a lot more like human skin, at least until someone ripped it off.
Anyway, airbrushing needs some technical refinements.
Posted by: Ken at July 02, 2006 06:09 AM (4mdSw)
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