April 30, 2012

BMW Motorcycle Gives Man 20-Month Erection
— Ace

And he's... suing them?

I've got a good solution: BMW can pay him off, but on the condition he appears in ads. "BMW gave me a two year erection!" Writes itself.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Okay, leave that last part out of the ad.


Posted by: Ace at 06:13 AM | Comments (157)
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1 The erection wasn't so bad but the burns he got from the hot tailpipe make his dick completely unusable.

Posted by: Cicero at April 30, 2012 06:15 AM (QKKT0)

2 Wait, what?



o.o



.....now, I do believe I really have seen it all.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 30, 2012 06:16 AM (MqNsE)

3 Why erection keep him from sex?  Voting only take like, one hour.

Posted by: A Chink In The Armor at April 30, 2012 06:19 AM (QKKT0)

4 Did Rum get cast into the cornfield?

Posted by: Suddenly Only 100 Dalmatians at April 30, 2012 06:19 AM (IJUs7)

5 .. my Bimmer doesn't do that for ME. I must have a lemon...

Posted by: mark x at April 30, 2012 06:20 AM (bPKsO)

6 next time get a Harley

Posted by: kallisto at April 30, 2012 06:21 AM (jm/9g)

7 But everybody who's seen a Viagra ad (and that's everybody) knows to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2012 06:21 AM (DrWcr)

8 Another article said he was using an aftermarket seat, not the standard seat that comes from BMW, so good luck getting money out of BMW.

Posted by: you know... at April 30, 2012 06:21 AM (i0vqi)

9 He's bragging.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:22 AM (NG097)

10 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:22 AM (NG097)

11 If he replaced the stock seat, why does he think BMW is responsible?

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 06:23 AM (lgANn)

12 Harleys kick BMW's a** in all other aspects.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 30, 2012 06:23 AM (71LDo)

13 What a whiner!

Posted by: Priapus at April 30, 2012 06:23 AM (DrWcr)

14 Wouldn't that leave him dessicated and dead after a while?



I mean, "contact a physician after four hours" is practically a meme anymore.  Two years?? o_O

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 30, 2012 06:23 AM (MqNsE)

15

... what a dick...

 

Posted by: mark x at April 30, 2012 06:23 AM (bPKsO)

16 What a whiner!  weiner.

Posted by: Priapus at April 30, 2012 11:23 AM (DrWcr)

 

Fixed it.

Posted by: mark x at April 30, 2012 06:24 AM (bPKsO)

17 That's news? I've been pulling boners for the past 3-1/2 years and that's not including my senate years.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at April 30, 2012 06:24 AM (nU/dt)

18 Bultaco gives you a permanent erection and more hair on your chest.

Posted by: Bultaco Corporate Communications Dept. at April 30, 2012 06:24 AM (QKKT0)

19 A seat with a ridge down the middle of it, if I read that correctly?  To me, that kinda sounds very uncomfortable to a guy, but maybe  more stimulating to the opposite sex.  Maybe he got a custom seat made for females?

Posted by: Havedash at April 30, 2012 06:24 AM (F0WNa)

20 He must not hang out here, Otherwise that would be bragging rights.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:24 AM (TomZ9)

21 The good news:  He could get rich as a pron star.

The bad news:  20 months with no happy ending.

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2012 06:25 AM (/ZZCn)

22 So he popped a boner while popping a wheelie?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 06:25 AM (wtvvX)

23 What a whiner!  weiner!

Posted by: mark x at April 30, 2012 06:25 AM (bPKsO)

24 Smells like...settlement trolling. On the other hand, give him a few million and put 'can produce an erection' in the advertising...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 30, 2012 06:26 AM (1hM1d)

25 ... gosh, NOTHING is working for me today...

Posted by: mark x at April 30, 2012 06:26 AM (bPKsO)

26 After I ride my Japanese bike, I look down at my dick, and it's all blurred out.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 30, 2012 06:26 AM (ybkwK)

27 ... what a dick...

Those holding #17 please pickup your winnings at the ticket window.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:26 AM (NG097)

28

The reason they tell you to seek medical attention is that after 4 hours you can suffer permanent tissue damage.

 

 

...

 

 

I heard.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 30, 2012 06:26 AM (WvXvd)

29 So by this standard I could have sued Sheena Easton when I was 13.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 30, 2012 06:27 AM (N/1Dm)

30 THE BLUE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:27 AM (NG097)

31 Posted by: runninrebel at April 30, 2012 11:27 AM (N/1Dm)

Thread winner!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:27 AM (sbV1u)

32 The Ultimate Boning Machine®

Posted by: Cicero at April 30, 2012 06:27 AM (QKKT0)

33 this is a hard topic. i mean it's waiting for all kinds of wrong and rude statements.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:27 AM (TomZ9)

34

This is an epidemic of huge proportions! What will it take before the government finally steps in to prevent all these raging boners from riding a Beemer?

 

This is an outrage, I say! An  outrage! I'm  outrageously outraged at this...oh what, Honey?  Time for your nooner? OK, be right there...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy after "riding" a BMW at April 30, 2012 06:28 AM (d0Tfm)

35 I can see the Feds requiring a warning label on these now:

"WARNING:  Riding a BMW can cause an erection."

Insert your favorite dong-pic here...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 06:28 AM (wtvvX)

36 this is a hard topic. i mean it's waiting for all kinds of wrong and rude statements.

It's low hanging fruit, as it were.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:28 AM (NG097)

37 Yeah, this is the type of stimulus we could have used.

Posted by: General Motors at April 30, 2012 06:31 AM (/ZZCn)

38 it tis toby.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:31 AM (TomZ9)

39 There's a jousting joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 30, 2012 06:31 AM (3zV6k)

40 Another article said he was using an aftermarket seat, not the standard seat that comes from BMW, so good luck getting money out of BMW.

If he replaced the stock seat, why does he think BMW is responsible?


It's called joint and severable for a reason, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 30, 2012 06:31 AM (kqqGm)

41

The cure for this is simple..........

 

from now on, the Plaintiff, when riding his BMW, will be required to take Rosie O'Donnell along as a passanger.   That should cure the problem.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2012 06:31 AM (OWjjx)

42 Ladies and Gentlemen, the new 2013 BMW Viagrasso....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 06:31 AM (wtvvX)

43 If he had a 20-month erection, he'd be dead by now.

After 4 hours, the blood begins to coagulate, basically turning his erection into a gigantic scab.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 30, 2012 06:32 AM (e8kgV)

44 sooo, i guess we will be seeing millions of  older men buying bmw next year

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:32 AM (TomZ9)

45 Mrs Chipmunk just grabbed the yellow pages and is looking up the local BMW dealership...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 30, 2012 06:32 AM (pVvkk)

46 I think this should be investigated by the Federal Erections Commission...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 06:32 AM (wtvvX)

47 turning his erection into a gigantic scab.

Eww

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:33 AM (NG097)

48 Islamic rage boy. yikes.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:33 AM (TomZ9)

49 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 06:34 AM (8y9MW)

50 Scabs need lovin' too. 

Posted by: UAW at April 30, 2012 06:34 AM (/ZZCn)

51 please let's only discuss this topic maturely, in scientific terms.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:34 AM (TomZ9)

52 sooo, i guess we will be seeing millions of older men buying bmw next year
Posted by: willow


I wonder if BMW will now come out with a new paint color

Viagra Blue Pearl Coat.

It would have the virtue of being easily recognizable by a...ahem....certain demographic.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:34 AM (sbV1u)

53

Is this similar to how bicycle seats will do really really not so good things to private bits?

Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 06:35 AM (VtjlW)

54 cough.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:35 AM (TomZ9)

55 @45:  As opposed to a gigantic scab running for re-election...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 06:35 AM (wtvvX)

56

Well, as long as the little guy is awake, you may as  well take him for   a ride.

 

I'm  guessing he'd enjoy it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 30, 2012 06:35 AM (d0Tfm)

57 I'll fix that!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 30, 2012 06:36 AM (kDLl+)

58 Viagra Blue Pearl Coat.

It would have the virtue of being easily recognizable by a...ahem....certain demographic.
Posted by: Sean Bannion

uh hmm. or  'they will be known by their bike seats'

run ,women  !

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:37 AM (TomZ9)

59 Will BMW provide on-board wanking machines to deal with the problem?

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 06:37 AM (lgANn)

60 One could have a portrait of Hillary or Moochelle painted on the tank, but that may be over the top.

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 06:37 AM (lgANn)

61 This is so Moron

Posted by: Truman North at April 30, 2012 06:37 AM (I2LwF)

62 sure, but was he wearing tighty whities or boxers?

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:37 AM (TomZ9)

63 Go on.

Posted by: barney frank at April 30, 2012 06:38 AM (NG097)

64 []This is so Moron  Posted by: Truman North

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:38 AM (sbV1u)

65
BMW
The ultimate boner machine. 

Posted by: YIKES! at April 30, 2012 06:39 AM (eXigD)

66

Eh.....how is going to be able to prove that it's BMW's fault?

 

If this condition has only happened to him....then, I don't see how he's got a case against BMW.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 06:39 AM (cB+Hn)

67 20 months?  Should have turned black and fallen off in under a week.

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2012 06:39 AM (kZta5)

68 Care for a ride on my "beemer"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 30, 2012 06:39 AM (wtvvX)

69 63 This is so Moron   ... guilty!

Posted by: mark x at April 30, 2012 06:39 AM (bPKsO)

70 Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 11:35 AM (VtjlW)

I used to bicycle a lot in Northern California. I had a female riding partner who bought a new seat, but swapped it after a few weeks of riding. Apparently the design was such that on certain roads (specific steepness and bumpiness) she would have frequent orgasms if she was sitting down (instead of standing and peddling).

It sounds great, but she said it was actually unpleasant.

Weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 06:39 AM (nEUpB)

71 BMW ad , ' you are so excited you don't come have to come down from the exhilarating ride"

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:40 AM (TomZ9)

72 His right arm is the size of his thigh.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:40 AM (NG097)

73 I keep knockin' him down...but he gets right back up!?

Posted by: Clown Boxer at April 30, 2012 06:40 AM (kZta5)

74 If this condition has only happened to him....then, I don't see how he's got a case against BMW. Posted by: wheatie

I can just hear the judge now...

"So let me get this straight.  You have a two-year hard-on and you're just suing now???  What happened, it got better?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:40 AM (sbV1u)

75

And a new moron meme has been born..........

 

Katy Perry.........I'd hit that like I had been riding a BMW motorcycle.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2012 06:41 AM (OWjjx)

76 BMW ad, " where memories last '

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:41 AM (TomZ9)

77 From the article:

He was on an after-market seat, which start at about $200. People generally buy them to make the ride more comfortable.

The just write themselves, the jokes.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 30, 2012 06:41 AM (kqqGm)

78 BMW: For when the time is right.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:41 AM (NG097)

79 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 11:39 AM (nEUpB)

You wouldn't happen to have her phone number, would you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:42 AM (sbV1u)

80 I'm overwhelmed by the many moron options presented by this story, so that leaves me with a question: what exactly made him think sitting on a ridge was going to be a GOOD thing?

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at April 30, 2012 06:42 AM (RD7QR)

81 BMW, "the true test of man"

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:42 AM (TomZ9)

82 I can see where having multiple orgasms might be a distraction when you are riding.

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 06:43 AM (lgANn)

83 >>>What happened, it got better?

The novelty wore off.

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2012 06:43 AM (/ZZCn)

84 It's called joint and severable for a reason, 'rons and 'ettes.

Actually, its called "joint and several."  The concept has nothing to do with saying who is liable.  It only says that all parties who are liable are each individually subject to a judgment for the entire amount of the damages.  With a joint and several judgment against multiple defendants, the plaintiff may collect the entire amount from any one of the defendants. This is handy when one defendant has deep pockets.   That defendant is then left to obtain reimbursement (indemnity) from the other liable defendants.

From the blurb in the article, I don't see any way that BMW could be responsible for an "injury" that was caused by an aftermarket product it didn't manufacture unless maybe it distributed the seat.  There must be more to the story. 

Posted by: Cicero at April 30, 2012 06:43 AM (QKKT0)

85 Oh, there will be other details to this story.  Bank on it.

Like the guy failed to mention he regularly freebases Cialis.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 30, 2012 06:43 AM (NS2Mo)

86

I can see where having multiple orgasms might be a distraction when you are riding.

 

Depends on what you are riding.......

Posted by: Sandra Flake at April 30, 2012 06:43 AM (OWjjx)

87 anyway a ridge in the middle of the seat? heck that seems like it would be rough even on the coccyx.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:43 AM (TomZ9)

88 giggle.

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:44 AM (TomZ9)

89 he regularly freebases Cialis

I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:44 AM (NG097)

90 I have a sudden urge to purchase a BMW motorcycle........

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 30, 2012 06:45 AM (OWjjx)

91

And he was riding a 1993 model BMW bike. .....A nineteen year old bike, with an aftermarket seat.

 

If the judge doesn't throw this out....then he's a bigger moron than the guy with the 20-month hard-on.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 06:45 AM (cB+Hn)

92

Surgeon General's warnings to follow...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 30, 2012 06:45 AM (d0Tfm)

93 This is Bob.  Bob wants more confidence.  Bob now drives a BMW with a ridged seat.  Look how popular Smilin' Bob is now.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 30, 2012 06:45 AM (NS2Mo)

94 BMW,
Be
More
Wanky
or
Buy
More
Wine

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:46 AM (TomZ9)

95

I had a female riding partner who bought a new seat, but swapped it after a few weeks of riding. Apparently the design was such that on certain roads (specific steepness and bumpiness) she would have frequent orgasms if she was sitting down (instead of standing and peddling).

It sounds great, but she said it was actually unpleasant.


 

Actually, I wasn't joking about the bike seat thing. There's an issue with both men and women developing neuropathy and I believe there's an issue with men having other boy type problems (as you can see, I don't even play a doctor on the internets) from certain seat designs. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 06:46 AM (VtjlW)

96 Blow up My Weeny Boner May Not Waiver

Posted by: tasker at April 30, 2012 06:47 AM (r2PLg)

97 so will new warning labels come with the seat ,a peni with a red line drawn through it?
Don't ride more than 3 hours

Posted by: willow at April 30, 2012 06:47 AM (TomZ9)

98 BMW: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 30, 2012 06:47 AM (niW49)

99 ATC I know that's true. Which is why I stopped riding bicycles. I still ride the motorcycle because the seat is wider and distributes the weight, unlike the skinny bicycle seats that cause weener problems for boys.

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 06:48 AM (lgANn)

100 I've been thinking about putting a seat on the bare post I've been using for years, and now I'm definitely convinced.

Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at April 30, 2012 06:48 AM (QKKT0)

101

Turgid Pink Semaphore

Posted by: BMW Bike Option # 69 at April 30, 2012 06:48 AM (kZta5)

102 You have seen the post going around about the "erection for more than 6 hours" cure. You click the link and it is a hideous picture of Hillary. Hideous picture of Hillary ... Hey!! I think I just did an oxymoron, is that right ... what other kind of Hillary picture is there?!

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 30, 2012 06:48 AM (RC3M9)

103

Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 11:46 AM (VtjlW)

 

Shit'll give you nut cancer.

Posted by: The ghost of Lance Armstrong's Left Nut at April 30, 2012 06:50 AM (kZta5)

104

My BF Barry always had me at full salute!

Posted by: Reggie Love:Body Man at April 30, 2012 06:50 AM (c3mby)

105 Actually, I wasn't joking about the bike seat thing. There's an issue with both men and women developing neuropathy and I believe there's an issue with men having other boy type problems ...Posted by: alexthechick

Oh it's a serious issue alright.  I rode pretty seriously for a while and seat fit is a big deal. 

I also found that the people who really had a problem with neuropathy weren't riding correctly in the first place.  Only about 20% of your body weight should be on the seat, 10% on the arms, the rest on your legs. 

This is why you really need to be in shape to be a cyclist. 

This is also why I am no longer a cyclist...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:50 AM (sbV1u)

106

His joint was severable?!?!?

 

Was this some kind of John Wayne Bobbit situation?

 

Still don't see how that implicates BMW.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 30, 2012 06:50 AM (iYwUw)

107 It does sort of explain the Hipsters-On-Bikes phenomenon.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 30, 2012 06:51 AM (NS2Mo)

108 The reason Viagra tells you to call your doctor is that blood in an erection isn't circulating...

If you maintain an erection for that long the blood is no longer oxygenated; and an area not getting oxygenated blood tends to die... and fall off.

So by (at the latest) the 6 month date his penis would most likely have fallen off like he'd put a tourniquet on it.  Or more likely, as mentioned above, it would have simply killed him.

Maybe you could still call it an erection after that; but I'm not sure that would quality.

Posted by: gekkobear at April 30, 2012 06:51 AM (X0NX1)

109 You click the link and it is a hideous picture of Hillary.

Helen Thomas is still the ultimate boner killer.  I'd do Linda Hunt before that thing.

Posted by: toby928 at April 30, 2012 06:51 AM (NG097)

110 If he replaced the stock seat, why does he think BMW is responsible?

Maybe BMW was offering the aftermarket product at their dealerships as an upgrade or something?  Lacking that, any judge, even a crazy one would probably dismiss the case against BMW.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2012 06:51 AM (dtD3y)

111 I've found that a great number of BMW automobile drivers are dicks.
Wonder how this relates....

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at April 30, 2012 06:51 AM (rvLeh)

112 Or the guy is FOS and looking for a windfall.

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 06:52 AM (lgANn)

113 I've found that a great number of BMW automobile drivers are dicks.
Wonder how this relates...Posted by: Dastardly Dan


I've  found that's very true of 5 and 7 series BMW drivers.

I usually have no problem with the 3 series drivers.

I wonder why that is?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 06:53 AM (sbV1u)

114 Maybe you could still call it an erection after that; but I'm not sure that would quality.

Zombie. Boner.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2012 06:53 AM (dtD3y)

115 Ridge, hell.   Dude put a Sybian on his motorcycle and now he's all butthurt from it.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 30, 2012 06:53 AM (NS2Mo)

116 Posted by: alexthechick at April 30, 2012 11:46 AM (VtjlW)

It's absolutely true (I realize you weren't joking). That's why the aftermarket business for bicycle seats is enormous. I had numbness after long rides ocassionally, and it once lasted into the evening. I bought a new seat the next day. There are reports of nerve damage and impotence too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 06:53 AM (nEUpB)

117 #20 ... ah, yes! I had a Metralla back in 65. Scared myself to death, and got stitches many, many times. Only one ambulance ride though.

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 30, 2012 06:54 AM (RC3M9)

118 116, I think it's because the 5 and 7 series somehow attract dickless a$$holes.
The engineers should really fix that.

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at April 30, 2012 06:54 AM (rvLeh)

119 Hardtail Harley riders with the narrow seat are probably all sterile by now and singing alto in the church choir.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 30, 2012 06:55 AM (dtD3y)

120 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 11:50 AM (sbV1u)

Hah!

I rode for years, and was in great shape (Berkeley and Oakland Hills are pretty much straight up and down). I tried riding a few times recently and it was not quite the same.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 06:56 AM (nEUpB)

121 Total bullshit. The only wood that ever gets popped is by the assholes selling BMWs. If you want wood, get a RoadKing.

Posted by: Frankenstein Government at April 30, 2012 06:56 AM (GOG1H)

122 The lawyer representing this guy ought to be disbarred for even attempting to argue this extortion case.  and the plaintiff ought to be seriously punished, too.

Cases like this kill a legal system.  You cannot entertain idiocy like this and maintain any sort of integrity in imprtant judicial rulings.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:58 AM (X3lox)

123 Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 30, 2012 11:53 AM (NS2Mo)

I don't know what a sybian is, and I think that I will try to keep it that way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 06:59 AM (nEUpB)

124 This lawsuit (based on what we know) seems like a really, really good argument for "loser pays."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 06:59 AM (8y9MW)

125 His girlfriend has a side agreement to reimburse BMW.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 30, 2012 06:59 AM (Iyg03)

126 If you can read this t-shirt, the bitch fell off....even though I gave her something to hang on to.

Posted by: jakeman at April 30, 2012 06:59 AM (96M6e)

127 I don't know what a sybian is

Isn't that a Linux distro?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 07:00 AM (8y9MW)

128

I can just hear the judge now...

 

"So let me get this straight. You have a two-year hard-on and you're just suing now??? What happened, it got better?

 

Posted by: Sean Bannion

 

Yeah, exactly. ....Even if it's true that he had the problem for that long....he waited way too long to file a suit about it.

 

....BMW can say that it could've been caused by any number of other things during that time. ....Or that his continued silence about it constitutes a 'quiet enjoyment of his property'.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 07:00 AM (cB+Hn)

129 How is it  BMW's fault? That said, I had some guy sue me once for causing him "lack of society" with his wife over a car accident he WASN'T in but his wife was. Insurance paid him 25k.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 30, 2012 07:02 AM (UpwlP)

130 he waited way too long to file a suit about it

Maybe he wasn't aware of the "other damage" until much more recently?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 07:02 AM (8y9MW)

131 Even if it's true that he had the problem for that long....he waited way too long to file a suit about it.

Even if everything the lying sack of shit said was true and was caused by the seat, the guy STILL has no reasonable basis for a suit.  NONE.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 07:02 AM (X3lox)

132 Weak sauce BMW. there are a whole lot of democrat dudes who Obama has given 4 year boners to.

Posted by: X at April 30, 2012 07:02 AM (KHo8t)

133
cold water...shrinkage...cure

Posted by: soothie at April 30, 2012 07:03 AM (G/zuv)

134 ...Or that his continued silence about it constitutes a 'quiet enjoyment of his property'. Posted by: wheatie

I almost took a sip of soda before I read that comment.  Glad I didn't.

I LOL'd.  Seriously.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 30, 2012 07:03 AM (sbV1u)

135 I could have cured his hard on in 5 seconds with that poster of "Women of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 30, 2012 07:06 AM (UpwlP)

136

I LOL'd. Seriously.

 

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. ....Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 07:06 AM (cB+Hn)

137

Haven't read the comments, but wonder if the rider ever thought of changing the seat back to the original seat or buy a replacement?

 

I think a lot of these goofy lawsuits are to gain attention for the product rather than being real lawsuits.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 30, 2012 07:06 AM (YYyqq)

138 I'm thinking of starting a class action suit against Harley for all of the perfectly dry panties they have ruined over the years. 

Posted by: garrett at April 30, 2012 07:08 AM (kZta5)

139 Henry Wolf after 20 months: "shit just got real"

Posted by: Mace at April 30, 2012 07:08 AM (opfWD)

140 141 I'm thinking of starting a class action suit against Harley for all of the perfectly dry panties they have ruined over the years.


It's not called a Milwaukee Vibrator for nothing.

Posted by: real joe at April 30, 2012 07:12 AM (lgANn)

141 Now I know why  my uncle loves BMW motorcycles so much, he owns a few of them.

Posted by: Pecohn at April 30, 2012 07:27 AM (0KQXN)

142 Maybe he put the seat on upside down?

Posted by: Topsy at April 30, 2012 07:33 AM (yrvmU)

143 Who rides a Harley anyway?  I polish mine and ride it around the block so my neighbors can see me.  Two minutes later, it's mission accomplished.

Posted by: The Polisher at April 30, 2012 07:44 AM (8esUD)

144 Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America claiming the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Posted by: Californication Poster Boy at April 30, 2012 09:07 AM (lpWVn)

145 Which drugs was Mr. Wolf taking before, during or after his "experience is our passion" BMW flag pole ride?

Posted by: Californication Poster Boy at April 30, 2012 09:09 AM (lpWVn)

146 20 months, BMW?   You are pikers compared to what Obama has given the MSM for years now.

Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2012 09:17 AM (VndSC)

147 I'd say he got "stiffed" buying that Corbin after market seat.

Posted by: bverwey at April 30, 2012 09:40 AM (StSqv)

148 Just a factual wrapup to spoil all the fun. Offered without comment:

VW/Audi is bidding about a billion for Ducati, because they're afraid of BMW having that profit centre all to themselves. Second thoughts?

In 1968, Triumph offered a book rack on the tank. A hapless rider hit something, was propelled forward, and had his penis "degloved" by wedging it between the chrome-plated heavy gauge wire and the tank.

And, Corbin's best-known model seat is called the "Gunslinger."


Posted by: Comatus at April 30, 2012 09:50 AM (ZOlM3)

149 Joe Biden : Now THAT's a big ______ deal!

Posted by: Gerry at April 30, 2012 10:12 AM (+D6OT)

150 Interesting.

I'm the owner of a 2002 K1200RS; maybe I bought too new a motorcycle...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 30, 2012 11:53 AM (1rHeD)

151 "Nice bike. Sorry about your penis."

Posted by: Rich Fader at April 30, 2012 12:03 PM (MopO1)

152 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 12:43 PM (7W3wI)

153 last

Posted by: Mace at April 30, 2012 07:48 PM (opfWD)

154 He is lying.

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