September 30, 2010

Big 12 Conference Opener: Cowboys vs. Aggies
— Gabriel Malor

How about a football thread? I'm laid up in Oklahoma with food poisoning, so why not throw the game on.

The Vegas book has OSU +3, which is essentially even because home field advantage is worth three points. This is ludicrous, because A&M is just not that good. My 'boys are gonna slaughter them. *fingers crossed* Kendell Hunter was all-American before he hurt himself last year; he woulda gone pro. He led the NCAA in rushing before they pulled the starters against Tulsa.

This is an open thread.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:49 PM | Comments (164)
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1 Oklahoma? Food poisoning? WTF?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2010 02:51 PM (/0IOT)

2 hmmmm

Posted by: elspeth at September 30, 2010 02:51 PM (jmukL)

3 I could bounce quarters off that belly.

Posted by: Oedipus at September 30, 2010 02:51 PM (KIzJt)

4 Is she threatening me?

Posted by: Barry O at September 30, 2010 02:51 PM (FcR7P)

5 Is that like, a High School Cheerleader?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2010 02:52 PM (AdK6a)

6 Damn, the abs on that girl.  If the rest of her is toned so well I bet she could squeeze coal into diamond with her buttcheeks.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2010 02:52 PM (plsiE)

7 Can we get a compromise somewhere between cheerleaders with giant inflatable fake boobies and cheerleaders with missing boobies.

Posted by: traB pu kciP at September 30, 2010 02:53 PM (lPLCj)

8 Of course Gabe picks a flat-chested cheerleader.

Posted by: runninrebel at September 30, 2010 02:53 PM (i3PJU)

9 Hawt!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 30, 2010 02:53 PM (sZ+UJ)

10 If you wanted something to make your tummy feel better, Gabe, you should have been listening to Mark Levin do the ol' slice & dice on Gloria Allred a few minutes ago.

Facing Levin in court would have to be that pathetic bitch's worst nightmare. I can't always stomach him, but when Levin smells bullshit, he's a friggin' attack dog.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2010 02:53 PM (Ulu3i)

11 Gabe,

 Your cowgirls are going down... down to china town....

Posted by: Duncan at September 30, 2010 02:54 PM (iY1WR)

12 I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in small containers.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 02:55 PM (QBQcg)

13

Oklahoma? Food poisoning? WTF?

I was going to ask the same question.  Gabe, what brought you to the wilds of the Mid-West?  And don't say a 737.

Posted by: Decaf at September 30, 2010 02:55 PM (jLqn9)

14

What is that on her head?

It's a souveneir after beating the shit out of Mickey Mouse.  Turns out he had the wrong idea when she asked if they sold protein shakes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2010 02:55 PM (plsiE)

15 Of course Gabe picks a flat-chested cheerleader.
Posted by: runninrebel at September 30, 2010 07:53 PM

You saying you'd kick that out of the bag if she was feelin' frisky?

I like boobage too, but I'm betting there'd be more Big O than just the one on her sweater for the guy lucky enough to tap that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2010 02:56 PM (Ulu3i)

16 8 What is that on her head?

Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2010 07:53 PM (5I8G0)


She has a head??  I didn't notice.

Posted by: Hedgehog at September 30, 2010 02:56 PM (oQIfB)

17 What in the Hell does she got on her head????  Did the black out an axe handle there or what?

Posted by: Portnoy at September 30, 2010 02:57 PM (azgo2)

18

Gabe, you pic last week was far better. Just sayin'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 02:57 PM (dbKEA)

19 It's a big bow -- I think. I dunno. The entire pic is just sort of creepy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 02:58 PM (dbKEA)

20 Posted by: runninrebel at September 30, 2010 07:53 PM (i3PJU) I prefer the ones with smaller breasts. They generally get hit on less and feel that they have to compensate for that by being more outgoing. They have lower self-esteem, are easier to get into bed, and put up with far more bullshit and are easier to manipulate.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 02:58 PM (QBQcg)

21 Holy chiseled abs, Batman!

I used to be jealous of people having those, until I learned that you have to have literally 1 or 2 percent body fat to display the 6-pack abs.  Kudos to those who can pull it off though... 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 02:58 PM (c0A3e)

22 Why is Gabe putting up decadent pics?  I thought he was better than that!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 02:59 PM (c0A3e)

23 23 I don't think women can go below 6 or 7% body fat.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 02:59 PM (NCT+1)

24 Better? I figured just different.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 30, 2010 03:00 PM (/0IOT)

25 She's majoring in MRS. with a minor in Pilate.

Posted by: Portnoy at September 30, 2010 03:00 PM (azgo2)

26 Why is Gabe putting up decadent pics?

I'd blame the food poisoning, but he had a beefcake pic up a while back too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 30, 2010 03:00 PM (sZ+UJ)

27

I'm pulling for tummy and thighs...

literally.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 30, 2010 03:01 PM (r1h5M)

28 Gabe comes to the rescue, and with a cute chick to boot!

Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 03:01 PM (pfStM)

29 A little weak in the beam but she is welcome to eat crackers in my bunk. Which is where I'll be........

Posted by: Dirty old salt at September 30, 2010 03:02 PM (wEgcU)

30 Let me be clear. I like my women like I like my milk shake: chocolate, thick, and liable to give me a headache.

Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at September 30, 2010 03:03 PM (pfStM)

31 Her ass/thigh area is weird.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2010 03:03 PM (ndcYO)

32 25 23 I don't think women can go below 6 or 7% body fat.

Okay, I probably exaggerated, thanks for pointing that out.

My point was both men and women have to have ridiculously low body fat percentages to show the ab muscles in that manner.  20% body fat for women at least is perfectly normal and quite healthy.

Just mentioning it from my personal experience, since I once envied those who could sport that look. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:04 PM (c0A3e)

33 Is there a 2nd Oklahoma University?  Hmmm.

Posted by: dogfish at September 30, 2010 03:05 PM (Ncv/n)

34 Her ass/thigh area is weird.

It's a condition named Jalosis

Posted by: Beto at September 30, 2010 03:06 PM (H+LJc)

35 so the gay guy posts a pic of a woman that looks like a teenage boy. sounds about right.

Posted by: walid at September 30, 2010 03:06 PM (ZUsUC)

36 33 Let me be clear. I like my women like I like my milk shake: chocolate, thick, and liable to give me a headache.

Don't you really mean cold and liable to make you go crazy later? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:06 PM (c0A3e)

37

Nobody told her the censor bar is supposed to go over the eyes.

Posted by: Ciciero at September 30, 2010 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

38

Is there a 2nd Oklahoma University?

FIFY

Posted by: Ass at September 30, 2010 03:07 PM (uCjoj)

39

40

I'm already crazy. Haven't you heard my car in the ditch metaphor?

Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at September 30, 2010 03:07 PM (pfStM)

40

This story is infurtiating.

INFURTIATING.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 03:08 PM (dbKEA)

41 so the gay guy posts a pic of a woman that looks like a teenage boy. sounds about right.

Posted by: walid at September 30, 2010 08:06 PM (ZUsUC)

Got any goat pics you want to share?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 03:08 PM (9qLJl)

42 Gabe, as an Aggie, I have to say, bite me!!

Also, we just scored, so it's 7-0 Aggies!! WHOOP!!!!

(We'll probably lose, so I better cheer right now.... )

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 03:10 PM (+bSoE)

43 39 so the gay guy posts a pic of a woman that looks like a teenage boy. sounds about right. I'm honored to be in the presence of such genius.

Posted by: Bugler at September 30, 2010 03:10 PM (VXBR1)

44

She appears to be of a Native American extraction and a girl who can crush you with crunches!

 

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 03:12 PM (oapI5)

45

This story is infurtiating.

INFURTIATING.

A Medal of Honor winner, and black too.  Have you no decency, Mr. President???

Posted by: Keef Olberdouche at September 30, 2010 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

46 Got any goat pics you want to share?

*drools*

Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at September 30, 2010 03:12 PM (c0A3e)

47

Dear Gabe,

Bite me.....

Gig 'Em Aggies!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 30, 2010 03:12 PM (ZuXtZ)

48 2011 Honda Element – Dog Friendly Package

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Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 30, 2010 03:13 PM (PWj+8)

49
Yes, there is a second university in Oklahoma. They used to be called Oklahoma A&M, but pussied out and became State and calls themselves Cowboys instead of Aggies.

I'd love to say A&M will win, but the game in Okieland, and we play for shit north of the Red River. And we haven't exactly looked sharp offensively. But our D is playing much better than the 109th place (or worse, I'm grabbing a number but it was bad), so who can say?

Geaux Gators?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 30, 2010 03:14 PM (BDH94)

50 This looks like as good a place as any to repost my Chocolate Valu-Rite Pudding Cups recipe:

93

Chocolate Valu-Rite Pudding Cups
Serves 4 morons

 Ingredients:
    * 1 cup milk
    * 1/2 cup Irish cream liqueur (e.g. Bailey's®)
    * 1/2 cup vodka (e.g. Valu-Rite®)
    * 1 (4 serving size) package instant chocolate pudding mix
    * 1 8-oz. tub whipped topping (e.g. Cool Whip®)

 Directions:

   1. Whisk together the milk, Irish cream liqueur, vodka, and instant pudding mix in a bowl until combined. Continue whisking for 2 minutes.

   2. Gently fold in the whipped topping.  Spoon the pudding mixture into four disposable cups.  Chill pudding cups in refrigerator for 30 minutes.

   3. Serve.

   4. Dip.


Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 03:16 PM (NGf/6)

51 INTERCEPTION!!! WHOOP!!!

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 03:21 PM (+bSoE)

52 55 Damn.  It's still friggin' raining here in VA.  Feels like Whidbey Island again!

Central PA is getting hammered by this storm too.  I went to pick up my parents from their cruise and a tornado watch cut in while I was listening to Rush.  7-10 inches in certain spots around here, although I imagine it's much worse the further down the coast you go, and its not even done yet!  

Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at September 30, 2010 03:21 PM (c0A3e)

53 Abs and adams apple are photoshopped .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2010 03:21 PM (XDeui)

54 Yet another epic sock fail.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:21 PM (c0A3e)

55 On further review , it's the entire torso . You are evil distilled Malor .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2010 03:23 PM (XDeui)

56 Soon as I saw the cheerleader pic I knew there would be comments on the lack of boobage.Hey,it's AOSHQ.I think she is quite cute.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 03:23 PM (NCT+1)

57 What's with all of the crappy cheerleader pics? Why no boobs? This is America, damn it, not France.

Posted by: joejm65 at September 30, 2010 03:24 PM (g7eAs)

58 sifty and/or Gushka, are you on this thread?

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 03:25 PM (NGf/6)

59

What's with all of the crappy cheerleader pics? Why no boobs? This is America, damn it, not France.

Yeah. Expose that armhair.

Posted by: Viva La France at September 30, 2010 03:26 PM (uCjoj)

60 Her name is Michaela Hagerty. Her favorite class is "Sewing" HAHA really.She thinks her best physical feature is her "smile", women always say that but what do they flaunt? Hilary Clinton annoys her.








Posted by: jonathan at September 30, 2010 03:26 PM (4nxhP)

61

Pretty sure it's a real pic of a real cheerleader.

Her name is Michaela, according to the pic info.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 03:27 PM (oapI5)

62 Nice CB on the pic.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 30, 2010 03:27 PM (u3Zi5)

63

Why no boobs? This is America, damn it, not France.

Hi there.

Posted by: Carla Bruni's buxom boobs at September 30, 2010 03:27 PM (pfStM)

64

65

Good to see Gregg Easterbrook join the thread.

Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 03:28 PM (pfStM)

65 lacey, I agree, but I think it's yet another in a never ending series of cases of the unapologetic blindness of bureaucracy.

The truly sad thing to me is that Obama has so overused the race card that the real racism described in the story at link doesn't have the impact it deserves. [Sad note: I just reread the article to try to find Vernon Baker's rank -- it's not noted in the article.]

May Vernon Baker and his fellow, valiant soldiers rest in honor.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 30, 2010 03:28 PM (Avspz)

66 Just turned on the game, what's with the OK ST. uniforms?  That doesn't look right.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 03:28 PM (btiSt)

67 I could bounce quarters off that belly.

You could a dollar bill off that belly.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 30, 2010 03:28 PM (/U/Mr)

68 Go Pokes!!!!!!!!! Im about 20miles south west of Stillwater (Guthrie).

Posted by: Britt Smith at September 30, 2010 03:29 PM (lNdHZ)

69 From Fox News:
Tea Party Coloring Book Publisher Says He's Getting Death Threatshttp://tinyurl.com/35xohtj

1.  There's a Tea Party coloring book?  Cool!
2.  Don't ya love how the party of tolerance and dissent is tolerating our dissent?  :-P

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 03:29 PM (NGf/6)

70 62 What's with all of the crappy cheerleader pics? Why no boobs? This is America, damn it, not France.

Beggars can't be choosers, friend.  Be glad Gabe put up a woman cheerleader pic. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:30 PM (c0A3e)

71 And Aggies score again

There is hope, after all!!!

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 03:30 PM (+bSoE)

72 Formatting fail!

From Fox News:

Tea Party Coloring Book Publisher Says He's Getting Death Threats

 http://tinyurl.com/35xohtj

1.  There's a Tea Party coloring book?  Cool!

2.  Don't ya love how the party of tolerance and dissent is tolerating our dissent?  :-P


Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 03:31 PM (NGf/6)

73 #79  Are we sure about that?

I'm positive it is a woman.  Geez.  If you're not sure, don't lust after her just to be safe. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

74 Ah Mary...looking out for our pudding dipping future...alcohol...its good for the ballstm.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 03:34 PM (btiSt)

75 Gig 'em Aggies!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing her A&M shirt & holding pom-poms at September 30, 2010 03:34 PM (Yq+qN)

76 69 Damnit.I followed that link thinking I'd see Carla titty pics.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 03:34 PM (NCT+1)

77 butterface

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 30, 2010 03:35 PM (vbh31)

78 Not quite sure about Michala (in the pic):

1. I love (Oklahoma State University), but I almost went to: University of Louisville and Hawaii Pacific University.

2. My favorite class is: Sewing Lab.

3. Movies I can't live without: My Girl, Armageddon, and Cars.

4. Music I can't live without: Alanis Morissette, Rasal Flatts, cheer mixes.

5. TV shows I can't live without: Friends, Everyone Loves Raymond, Sex and the City.


Sewing Lab? Really?


Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 03:37 PM (btiSt)

79

Sup Mow Rons.

Damn, chick practically has a 6 pack.

Luckily it's not Brady Quinn again.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 03:38 PM (A0VTZ)

80

This story is infurtiating.

INFURTIATING.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 08:08 PM

-------------
They can't get it right for getting it wrong.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2010 03:38 PM (/FRXA)

81 Your wish is my NSFW command.

Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 03:39 PM (pfStM)

82

hmm

so what if you want both teams to lose?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2010 03:40 PM (E97ku)

83 15. Three People who annoy me: Tyler Buckminster, Hilary Clinton, Lucy Strom

Heh.


Posted by: Waterhouse at September 30, 2010 03:40 PM (sZ+UJ)

84  butterface

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 30, 2010 08:35 PM (vbh31)

said the married guy.

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 03:40 PM (oapI5)

85 Damn Snoop, yur cheerleader needs serious vitamin action. And so does yur team. 14 - 0 as we head to commercial action. Maybe I'll mosey on over to see what Sir Chucky has to spew forth for a laugh cuz this game sux right now.

Posted by: NuclearJim at September 30, 2010 03:40 PM (9M9xc)

86 I have been hearing reports that Levin ripped Gloria Allred a new cloaca tonight. I can't wait to hear the podcast.

Posted by: logprof at September 30, 2010 03:41 PM (BP6Z1)

87 @ 3 I could bounce quarters off that belly.

Or lick grape jelly off of it, which would be much more fun.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 03:41 PM (gzjhZ)

88

so what if you want both teams to lose?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2010 08:40 PM (E97ku)

I feel your pain bro.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at September 30, 2010 03:41 PM (A0VTZ)

89 88 MMM now that is a 1stlady.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 03:42 PM (NCT+1)

90 Hey, is CAC here?  Red Meat for poll analysts in VA  re a few congressional races.  Check out the numbers that want to repeal ObamaScare.  Received from our local patriot group prez.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 30, 2010 03:42 PM (a3Z62)

91 They have lower self-esteem, are easier to get into bed, and put up with far more bullshit and are easier to manipulate.

You really want to broadcast that shit?

Wow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 30, 2010 03:44 PM (LH6ir)

92 btw logprof, your Najah Davenport sock earlier was stellar.  I had totally forgotten about that.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 03:44 PM (A0VTZ)

93

WTF is that black thing on her head?

Leave it to an Aggie to screw things up. Wait...

BOTH teams are aggies, so this should be like the Special Olympics of college football games.

Please send send your hypersensitive complaints about this comment to:

thisisafootballthreadandyouareapussywhoshouldbelookingatCatFancywebsites [at]gmail[dot]com

Posted by: genghis at September 30, 2010 03:45 PM (1XErj)

94 Bad, bad uniform. Did they make them in sewing lab?

Posted by: lasue at September 30, 2010 03:47 PM (S25IC)

95 100 Even with the bow,she is cute.Every one of you morons would hit it if you got the chance.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 03:48 PM (NCT+1)

96 I just had a good idea for the Yahoo group,moron favorite cheerleaders pics.

Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 03:49 PM (NCT+1)

97 100 Even with the bow,she is cute.Every one of you morons would hit it if you got the chance. Sheila check first .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2010 03:49 PM (XDeui)

98

damn breast bigots.

Gabe I've always wondered if we'd have to fight over the same guy, any particular look you like?

 

 

smile,  hope your day is going well almost Friday! yay!

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2010 03:50 PM (8fK1n)

99 Genghis... OSU changed it to "Cowboys" when they dropped "A&M" as their name

And really, we Texas A&M Aggies do NOT have cheerleaders...we have YELL LEADERS.

Heh!


Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 03:50 PM (+bSoE)

100

Six packs on a chick don't seem very feminine to me. This is sexy to you guys??

I think not but I'll leave for that the morons to decide.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 03:51 PM (loW11)

101 99 btw logprof, your Najah Davenport sock earlier was stellar.  I had totally forgotten about that.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 08:44 PM (A0VTZ)

--I was wondering if anyone would get that.

Oh, and why so much hate for this cheer-chick?  She's yummy, and her lack of prominent boobiage just means that she can actually do athletic flips and shit.

Posted by: logprof at September 30, 2010 03:51 PM (BP6Z1)

102 Being they're Okies and Aggies , they need to make sure they're not playing with a bowling ball.

Posted by: beerologist at September 30, 2010 03:52 PM (gNzDf)

103

logprof is now my friend.

and old grizzled, blast you , smaller breasts do not mean easy!@

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2010 03:52 PM (8fK1n)

104

Oh, and why so much hate for this cheer-chick?  She's yummy, and her lack of prominent boobiage just means that she can actually do athletic flips and shit.

Posted by: logprof at September 30, 2010 08:51 PM (BP6Z1

She's hot.  I'm more a rear end guy, so small tits don't bother me.  Not that big ones are bad either.

I'm agnostic on the 6 pack. 

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 03:54 PM (A0VTZ)

105 She's cute but I prefer some boobage.  Also I like a lady to be soft and rounded not angular with washboard abs. If she has a six pack I prefer it to be 7% or more alcohol.

Posted by: Happily married guy with an irrelevant opinion at September 30, 2010 03:55 PM (rurh0)

106

101Bad, bad uniform. Did they make them in sewing lab?

Hey now! I'm just glad to see that these 'special' people are learning to interact with society. I mean, who's heart isn't filled with at least a small amount of joy as the OSU cheerleaders clap their hands in glee at whatever it is that's happening on the field? And when the trainers run on to the field to deliver fruit cups and hugs to the offensive huddle? Well, that's just a very heartwarming moment.

You people are just cold heartless bastards.

Posted by: genghis at September 30, 2010 03:57 PM (1XErj)

107 102 100 Even with the bow,she is cute.Every one of you morons would hit it if you got the chance.

I'd hit it with the Blade of Olympus because I'm not really fond of cheerleaders (long story).  But probably every other moron would. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:57 PM (c0A3e)

108 All right, since this is an open thread and I couldn't care less about your boobage and buttage, PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE 10 is coming on. Yaaaayyyy! Wow, who's gonna get their comeuppance this time? What's this about an accusation of cheating? Is this the back-bitingest season evah or what?

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2010 03:59 PM (/FRXA)

109 [silence]

Posted by: lu w/no comment other than to say #84 had it right and the rest need glasses at September 30, 2010 03:59 PM (loW11)

110

106Genghis... OSU changed it to "Cowboys" when they dropped "A&M" as their name

And really, we Texas A&M Aggies do NOT have cheerleaders...we have YELL LEADERS.

Heh!

Maybe that's what they changed it to. Doesn't mean the rest of us have to go along with it.

Posted by: genghis at September 30, 2010 04:00 PM (1XErj)

111 Strangely large head

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 04:00 PM (KK4C+)

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (rurh0)

113 "The only possible accessory she could use with this is a WAND."

I'm so waiting for an occasion to say that about Michelle.

Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (/FRXA)

114

the video that canadave had on last thread was crazy.

Is it  real? or strange satire?

Posted by: willow at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (8fK1n)

115 @ 115 . . . I'm not really fond of cheerleaders . . .

That's too bad. Cheerleaders are to society what bacon is to food.

Nummy-num-num.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (gzjhZ)

116

Six packs on a chick don't seem very feminine to me. This is sexy to you guys??

I think not but I'll leave for that the morons to decide.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 08:51 PM (loW11)

That six-pack is too tight. I like athletic chicks and all but it's too masculine. Kinda like the Williams' sisters. That's just too butch.

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (oapI5)

117 Lighting a fart would be a really bad idea.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (rurh0)

118 He's probably feeling a little gassy right now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:02 PM (rurh0)

119 But does it give him lift and hold?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:03 PM (rurh0)

120 and old grizzled, blast you , smaller breasts do not mean easy!@ Posted by: willow at September 30, 2010 08:52 PM (8fK1n) Not always, just usually. A nice thing about smaller breasts, they don't sag or fall into the armpits. Small and perky is fine with me.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 04:04 PM (QBQcg)

121 Point taken, Genghis

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:05 PM (+bSoE)

122

But does it give him lift and hold?

Always.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 30, 2010 04:05 PM (uCjoj)

123 @ 126 That six-pack is too tight.

Possibly, but from my vantage it looks as though she's flexing it a bit, due to her posture. It may not read as Franco Comlumbu-ish when she's standing normally.

And no, I don't think I've ever scrutinized a particular pictured cheerleader's abs as much as in this conversation.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 04:06 PM (gzjhZ)

124 It was an accident Doctor. My wife set a can of hairspray on a chair and I stepped on a tube of KY someone had left on the floor which I stepped on squirting the can and making me stumble. Not buying it huh?  Ah hell, can you just get the damn thing out?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:06 PM (rurh0)

125

And really, we Texas A&M Aggies do NOT have cheerleaders...we have YELL LEADERS.

And they are some FINE looking young men - mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 30, 2010 04:07 PM (ZuXtZ)

126 Small and perky good.  Boy chest not so fine.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:07 PM (rurh0)

127 13. Favorite Foods: Lasagna, Frozen Custard, Organic Cheetos Organic Cheetos.....is that even possible?

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 04:07 PM (QBQcg)

128 I'm glad someone said it, Teresa

If cheerleaders are bacon, then Yell Leaders are chocolate...

I'm going to hell, aren't I??

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:10 PM (+bSoE)

129 #137  Organic Cheetos.....is that even possible?

If the corn (I think) is grown organically, it could be.

Then again, the labeling of "organic foods" is so haphazard and arbitrary, a lot of "organic" foods labeled as such aren't. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:11 PM (c0A3e)

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 04:11 PM (rurh0)

131 And no, I don't think I've ever scrutinized a particular pictured cheerleader's abs as much as in this conversation.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 09:06 PM (gzjhZ)

And this is only Thursday.

Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 04:12 PM (oapI5)

132

You and me both, LC - Daughter #2 is a sophomore there right now, so each and every one of those yummy boys is young enough to be my son.  Of course, the Yell Leaders were just as hunky when Hubs and I were students there!

I'd say just call me a Cougar, but that would associate me with UHouston, and we can't have that, now can we?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 30, 2010 04:13 PM (ZuXtZ)

133 Hell, no, Teresa...we just happen to have good taste, and an appreciation for the human form.

Yes, I'm trying to redeem myself...

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:17 PM (+bSoE)

134
I'd say just call me a Cougar, but that would associate me with UHouston, and we can't have that, now can we?

Cougar High? no, we can't have that...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 30, 2010 04:20 PM (BDH94)

135 What a muscley little raisin.

Posted by: shiggz at September 30, 2010 04:22 PM (/JfHN)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 30, 2010 04:23 PM (ZuXtZ)

137 is that a propeller on her head? If so, can she fly to my house/

Posted by: tc at September 30, 2010 04:25 PM (PMLMw)

138 Hey, is CAC here?  Red Meat for poll analysts in VA  re a few congressional races.  Check out the numbers that want to repeal ObamaScare.  Received from our local patriot group prez. Posted by: RushBabe

RushBabe,

The 2nd, 5th, and 11th districts don't surprise me at all. Perriello has been a lame duck since the day after the election in 08, same for Nye. The 9th district numbers would have shocked me about a week or so ago, but Boucher has starting running negative ads aimed at Griffith, so that tells me that he knows he is in trouble.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 30, 2010 04:26 PM (aaULJ)

139 Oh, nom, nom, nom, Teresa!!!

So much for redemption.... bad enough I blog at Hookers and Booze, I'm lusting after men young enough to be my kids...

Sigh...

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:28 PM (+bSoE)

140 Sewing lab is for fashion majors you sartorial illiterates!  Come with me baby, I'll protect you from those evil men.

Posted by: FashionGuru at September 30, 2010 04:30 PM (p5txr)

141

11th district

Don't count your chickens before they hatch here. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 30, 2010 04:35 PM (uCjoj)

142 We'd hit that, dildo hat or no dildo hat.

Posted by: White women with college degrees at September 30, 2010 04:44 PM (FJQB5)

143

That's friggin disgusting man.

Nobody wants to see muscles on a chick.

Those abs are terrible. Looks like a dude.

Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2010 04:45 PM (eL+YD)

144 139 #137  Organic Cheetos.....is that even possible?

duh, where we come from organic means contains Carbon. That's all .

Posted by: Mythical white women with college degrees at September 30, 2010 04:50 PM (FJQB5)

145 I want to know what Gabe has against women with tits?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 30, 2010 04:59 PM (eCAn3)

146 Impressive abs on that young lady. 

Posted by: brak at September 30, 2010 04:59 PM (nIoiW)

147 Those fat saddlebags on a "thin" chick like that means she's one biscuit away from blowing up!  Pass.

Posted by: Knight Rider at September 30, 2010 05:24 PM (kCQfL)

148 Gag 'em, Iggies!

Posted by: Looking Glass at September 30, 2010 05:47 PM (8VsjU)

149 And Bobby Petrino says "Money".

Posted by: TomH at September 30, 2010 06:21 PM (YyCgw)

150 Yawn. GO HOGS!

Posted by: TomH at September 30, 2010 06:31 PM (YyCgw)

151 151

11th district

Don't count your chickens before they hatch here. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Chris in Va

I'm not. I just think that district would be easier to switch over because this is the incumbents first election, and that district has only been in existence for 18 years, and Connolly has only been in office for 2, and Cook has this district as D+2. Not out of the realm for a switch.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 30, 2010 06:51 PM (aaULJ)

152

Wow. Minnie Mouse has gotten hot!

 

Posted by: Hard Right at September 30, 2010 07:21 PM (OdChz)

153 I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Tyler Buckminster.

Posted by: Dogbert at September 30, 2010 07:56 PM (NPQrO)

154


A 20 year old girl that none of you could have bagged in yer prime, and you're all complaining?

Fuck me running, that girl is just fine. 

She's got some injun, and that makes a warm tee pee


Posted by: hobgoblin at September 30, 2010 08:24 PM (qpjtv)

155 Let me know when OSWho produces more officers in WWII than any other school in the nation, 7 Medals of Honor, a graduate and later President of the University who led Rangers in storming Pointe du Hoc, a President of the University who served as CIA director and later Secretary of Defense.  You can have Football.  And there were much cuter girls walking around campus at A&M.

Posted by: aggiebc at September 30, 2010 08:43 PM (x7uPj)

156

"They have lower self-esteem, are easier to get into bed, and put up with far more bullshit and are easier to manipulate."

Same goes for broke chicks.  And fat chicks.  And ugly chicks.  And chicks you got some serious shit on -- can threaten you'll tell their husbands and shit.  And strung-out chicks.  And even hot chicks with normal upbringings, once you work 'em over a bit. 

And guys who dress like chicks.  And goats who lose the judging contest at the State Fair -- don't even think about messing with the winners.

Posted by: Ike at September 30, 2010 10:03 PM (cjcCc)

157 21 It's a big bow -- I think. I dunno. The entire pic is just sort of creepy.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 07:58 PM (dbKEA)

Creepy?  No ma'am.  That young lady is the closest thing I've seen to my perfect "type" in years.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2010 01:35 AM (QgI7g)

158 She's got some injun, and that makes a warm tee pee

Looks like a Philippina to me.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2010 01:37 AM (QgI7g)

159 Yum!  She's a tight little spinner.

Posted by: Molon at October 01, 2010 02:41 AM (v98Wh)

160 Boobs?  She got none.  Mo peas.

Posted by: Sped at October 01, 2010 04:22 AM (UvAYo)

161 Boobs?  She got none.  Mo peas...

True dat!

When should she have pumped up with the silicon to be a true cheer-leader, in your book?

Age 16?

Every girl-child should have DD implants inserted at the age of 12, just so they don't miss out on important social opportunities....  


Posted by: Deety at October 01, 2010 04:52 AM (aVzyR)

162 Oklahoma St was minus 3, nitwit.  The game was a push.

Posted by: Matt at October 01, 2010 05:07 AM (bIZLu)

163 You could bounce quarters off that sixpack--but why bother?  She does nothing for me. Bad choice for this week's photo.  Give me that good old time pneumatic religion.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 01, 2010 06:34 AM (3ESDJ)

164 Thanks for making my morning a little bit better with this great article!!

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