July 30, 2004

Ben Affleck Banging Kerry Girls?
— Ace

Son of Nixon has a little somethin'-somethin'.

A little more: FoxNews' gossip hound said he was in Ben Affleck's hotel room. Affleck specifically pointed to the bed, which contained the younger of the Kerry girls, whom the the gossip hound hadn't noticed until Affleck pointed her out.

Affleck said gallantly, "Don't write about this."

Well, he did. Which, one presumes, was Affleck's intent.

I hope he marries, or at least knocks up, one of them. The kid'll have a jaw like a skateboard.

Posted by: Ace at 10:36 AM | Comments (14)
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1 The kid'll have a jaw like a skateboard.

And more money than God.

Posted by: Allah at July 30, 2004 10:42 AM (EeR5C)

2 Affleck on Vanessa Kerry:

"With her flaxen hair she looks like a Nordic milkman's daughter."

Who knew Affleck was so big on the Aryan race?

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster at July 30, 2004 10:44 AM (UHfuz)

3 Um, depending on which one, that was either wrong or WRONG!

Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 30, 2004 11:17 AM (yZMsp)

4 "You broke that jaw?"

Posted by: Christopher Cross at July 30, 2004 11:24 AM (oYuAQ)

5 And when Kerry loses, watch Ben Affleck change his number and take out restraining orders.

Posted by: Scout at July 30, 2004 12:04 PM (JQeMB)

6 Hope it wasn't the same one I saw earlier this morning.

Christ, this chick's had more fingers in her lately than a rented bowling ball.

Posted by: Jeff G at July 30, 2004 12:11 PM (cGOzp)

7 Allow me to interject my oh-so-adult "AIIIIEEEE" to the mix of previous commentary.

Good one, Jeff. Let's all break out the euphemisms for ho. Here's mine:

On more laps than Mario Andretti.

Posted by: Emma at July 30, 2004 02:33 PM (NOZuy)

8 Forget about a skateboard. You could use that kid's head for a half-pipe.

Posted by: Beck at July 30, 2004 03:03 PM (fllfQ)

9 Let's all break out the euphemisms for ho.

Been hit more often than the Expos' pitching staff.

Posted by: Brian B at July 30, 2004 03:22 PM (OnnW3)

10 Let's all break out the euphemisms for ho.

Been eaten more times than Michael Moore's bag of Doritos.

(Gross on not one, but TWO levels!)

Posted by: cheshirecat at July 30, 2004 08:24 PM (0qt+x)

11 Wicked awesome funny, Jeff. Wicked awesome.

Posted by: kelly at July 31, 2004 03:30 PM (Z1FeJ)

12 The Kerry girls are not bad looking, but whoever said that they were rich is probably way off base. John Kerry probably has a pretty tight prenup with TerAAZA, and they are his kids by his first marrige. oh wait, wife #1 was worth $300 mil at some point, so maybe they do swing big wallets.

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