July 30, 2004

Baghdad Dragnet
— Ace

Missed this yesterday: 270 insurgents arrested in raids.

The claim is that they're 90% foreigners. Call me crazy, but unless an Arab foreigner is employed by Halliburton or such, I don't see any good reason for him to be in Iraq of all places.

Round 'em up, boys. Reinstate Lyddie Englund.

Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM | Comments (7)
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1 Well the answer is simple. They're there to push out all foreigners...err, except they themselves aren't citizens of the country. Hmm, ok.

Well in that case, they're in Iraq to fight for the country's freedom...err, except they're actually hindering the process of elections. Hmm, guess that's not it either.

Maybe theyr'e thinking that if they can cause enough trouble in Iraq, that eventually Michael Moore will send someone over there, giving them a movie deal, to make a film out of their "heroism"?

Posted by: Cpl. Menno at July 30, 2004 04:36 PM (0USCE)

2 Crap. Do we even have enough women's panties and dog collars for this many prisoners at once?

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