September 30, 2006

Australian Ideas On Rehabilitating Inmates
— LauraW.

I love these people.


Satan's dolphins

Prisoners in an Australian jail are being trained as croc farmers as part of a unique program to encourage rehabilitation.

The initiative is being trialled in the Northern Territory.

Northern Territory Justice Minister Syd Stirling said Darwin Correctional Centre inmates were learning new life skills thanks to the course.


Not everyone will graduate.

Posted by: LauraW. at 05:07 AM | Comments (13)
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1 That would be so much more interesting to watch than Survivor

Posted by: pajama momma at September 30, 2006 05:15 AM (+Aq+d)

2 Satan's Dolphins

That made me laugh... before my coffee.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at September 30, 2006 05:33 AM (IjfHa)

3 Satan's dolphins - me too!

Posted by: JohnW at September 30, 2006 05:38 AM (wg4FW)

4 Me three.

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I'd like to see two prisoner attempt an escape by having one hold a 3' croc up near a guard's neck while the other holds onto the guard.

"Hold it! He's got a croc!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 30, 2006 05:45 AM (PcDvW)

5 "...inmates were learning new life skills thanks to the course."

More like new survival skills. I mean anyone can learn to avoid being shanked in prison, but try to avoid having a 9' croc trying to bite your dick off is a whole new level.


Posted by: Mr Minority at September 30, 2006 05:58 AM (gwfvN)

6 I've head they go for the dicks too.

Especially when you've got it out and you're trying to sneak up behind them and sodomize them with it.

I learned this the hard way.

But now I've got a bionic penis of steel mesh and plastic that I can position up or down. Unfortunately, it got stuck in the up position and it's been erect for 10 years straight.

Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2006 07:25 AM (Uh5fR)

7 They call him Snapper, Snapper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is hungrier than he,
And we know Snapper, lives in a world full of swamp-bait,
He's patient while he waits, under the weeds!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 30, 2006 08:30 AM (lFAhu)

8 Post of the Week.

heh (just in case the trolls miss my intent ...ah hell, you know that's an oxymoron).

Posted by: davis,br at September 30, 2006 08:39 AM (60wmB)

9 You know, it seems fitting that this is being tried at the "Darwin" correctional centre, doesn't it?

Posted by: NumberMan at September 30, 2006 11:29 AM (gTvAi)

10 'No worries! If you can get across the pond, your parole is guaranteed! She'll be right! Who's first?'

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 30, 2006 11:38 AM (w+ipT)

11 I understand the group's nickname is 'The Wildebeests...'

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 30, 2006 11:38 AM (w+ipT)

12 Clearly, "Satan's Dolphins" deserve more coverage.
This is talent, folks!

Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2006 11:06 PM (vwnN7)

13 FEED THEMS TO THE CROCS,FEED THEMS TO THE KANGAROOS,FEED THEMS TO THE DINGOS,FEEDS THEMS TO THE SPURWING PLOVERS SQUWAK SQUAWK FEEDS THEMS TO THE EMUS

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 02, 2006 06:30 PM (g1M1/)

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