August 31, 2005

Good Bye To Ty
— Ace

Okay, this is a rant from a recovering reality tv whore and longtime INXS fan. Skip this if you don't watch the show. more...

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George W. Bush: Anti-Christ, Superstar
— Ace

So over the top it must be a spoof? You make the call.

That's a cached page, by the way; I guess the page just got linked by a lot of people because it won't come up.

If you add up the name 'George Bush' in Hebrew letters it comes out:

G = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
o = 70 (ayin)
r = 200 (resh)
g = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
B = 2 (beth)
u = 70 (ayin)
s = 300 (shin)
h = 8 (cheth)
total = 666 (Antichrist)

I would challenge anyone to find another powerful world leader, either now or in the past, whose name adds up to 666 in Hebrew.

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But hold on, because we’re not through yet. ASCII stands for American Standard Code for Information Interchange. The computer you're using to read this can only understand numbers, and ASCII is the numerical representation of a character such as ‘B’ or else an action of some sort. If you add up Bush's name in ASCII, you get 71+101+111+114+103+101 for George, 87+97+108+107+101+114 for Walker, and 66+117+115+104 for Bush, which adds up to a total of 1617 = 1+6+1+7 = 15 = 1+5 = 6.

To recap: George Bush's name is equal to 666 if we use the Hebrew letter equivalents. It is also equal to 666 if we use the two most commonly used systems in numerology as well as in ASCII code.

(George Bush has another name that is often used to identify him politically. He’s a Republican from Texas. If you add up Republican in the most commonly used Pythagorean system you get 9+5+7+3+2+3+9+3+1+9 = 51 = 5+1 = 6. If you add up Texas you get 2+5+6+1+1 = 15 = 1+5 = 6. And if you add up Texas Republican you get 15 + 51 = 66.)

(Ever wonder why George Herbert Walker Bush Sr. left the 'Herbert' out when naming his son? George = six letters, Walker = six letters, and BushJr (or 'Busche', which was the original German spelling of their name) = six letters. = 666. Once again, the number of the beast.)

But hold onto your hat, because we are far from finished.

Consider my hat held, sir!

Revelation says the number of the beast (the Antichrist) is 666 – it does not say this is only the number of his name, though that could be part of it. Let's continue with the second number used by numerologists, the date of his birth.

Mr. Bush was born July 6, 1946. If you add up all the digits in his date of birth you get 7+6+1+9+4+6 = 33 = 3+3 = 6.

The third number used by numerologists is the "fate" number. Many numerologists find the fate, destiny or ‘lucky’ number by simply taking the day of the month of your birth (and reducing if necessary) – since Bush’s birth day is the 6th of July – no reduction is necessary.

But just to make sure, the other way of finding the fate number is by adding the individual components of the date of birth to a sum before reducing. Bush’s birth date is 7/6/1946 = 7+6+1946 = 1959 = 1+9+5+9 = 24 = 2+4 = once again, our third 6.

"One plus one plus two plus two equals six," Miss Scarlett said in Clue, although I'm not sure how she figures into this. She certainly does look like an Antichrist's concubine, though. And the Devil likes scarlet. And a generous rack.

But what does Nostradamus have to say? Glad you asked!

century 6 quatrain 13

A doubtful man shall not come far from the reign

The greatest part will uphold him

A capital will not consent that he should reign.

His great chair he shall not be able to maintain.

This one is pretty straightforward, and it concerns the man who tried to stop the AntiChrist's rise to power: "A doubtful man shall not come far from the reign" = Everyone doubted Gore had a chance, but he ended up nearly capturing the presidency. "The greatest part will uphold him." = He won the popular vote. "A capitol will not consent he should reign" = The right-wing US Supreme Court in Washington stopped the counting of votes in Florida to ensure Gore's defeat. "His great chair he shall not be able to maintain." = He's now also lost the office of Vice President.

Oh, yeah: And he notes, of course, that Bush is part of the Merovignian blood line, going back to Jesus I guess, and thus is technically (?) Jewish, or something, which a lot of of people imagine the Anti-Christ will be.

So, apparently I am, as all of you are, minions of the Anti-Christ, the son of Lucifer Himself.

Damnit. I should have listened to my mother and gotten that stupid G.E.D. Now I'm a thrall of Satan.

Serves me right!

Thanks, I guess, to Mark in Mexico.



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Vagina Dentata-- Literally
— Ace

A South African woman has invented the "Rapedex," a circle of burr-like teeth, that will bite into the penis of a rapist, and can't be removed without surgery.

"It will make the men think twice," she told Sapa of the invention that grew from "filing away" passing comments over the years.

A client she was consulting when she was a blood cross-matcher for a transfusion service, remarked one day "if only I had teeth down there", she related.

And while on call in hospitals and privy to corridor talk, she overheard a surgeon joking about a man who had caught his penis in his trouser zip.

"I filed the teeth and the zip away (comments) in my mind and played around with it," she said.

After conducting research on rape, she eventually selected an engineer and a developer. Only identified as "Bert" and "Piet", they came up with the polyurethane device.

The product was tested on models of penises and vaginas and then given to women to test for comfort.

Presumably there were no tests on men to test for comfort.

Cool idea... although some chick in the fantasy book Thieves' World had a similar device. Although I think that one was an interuterine penile guillotine. Now thats' old school justice.

One question: what if a woman is willing to have sex but forgets to take it out? I can really see that "ruining the mood."

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Those Crafty Jews Alert: Israel First To Offer Katrina Assistance
— Ace

Is there no end to the Zionists' cunning machinations?

Thanks to Sundries Shack.

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What's Playing Right Now At The HQ
— Ace

The Kinks' Catch Me Now I'm Falling, also known as Captain America Calling, at least to me.

Just thought I'd share.

Over and over again. Both the long and short versions.

It kept going through my head after 9/11. The lyrics were pretty damn spot-on:

I remember, when you were down

And you needed a helping hand

I came to feed you

But now that I need you

You won’t give me a second glance

Now I’m calling all citizens from all over the world

This is captain america calling

I bailed you out when you were down on your knees

So will you catch me now I’m falling

Help me now I’m calling you
Catch me now I’m falling
I’m in your hands, it’s up to you
Catch me now I’m falling

I remember when you were down
You would always come running to me
I never denied you and I would guide you
Through all of your difficulties
Now I’m calling all citizens from all over the world
This is captain america calling
I bailed you out when you were down on your knees
So will you catch me now I’m falling

Help me now I’m calling you
Catch me now I’m falling
I’m in your hands, it’s up to you
Catch me now I’m falling

When you were broke you would come to me
And I would always pull you round
Now I call your office on the telephone
And your secretary tells me that she’s sorry,
But, you’ve gone out of town.*

This is captain america calling
This is captain america calling

Help me now I’m calling you
Catch me now I’m falling
I’m in your hands, it’s up to you
Catch me now I’m falling

*Alternate Lyric:

I stood by you through all of your depressions
and I lifted you when you were down
now it's your chance to do the same for me
and your secretary tells me that
you've gone out of town


I guess the Katrina disaster makes me think of it too, except now Captain America can help its own (scan down for a list of relief charities).

On My Wavelength Update-- Tres writes:

The thing that makes me feel as if my Cheerios have been pee'd upon is that I have yet to hear of any relief efforts being offered from our "friends" throughout the world. Lord knows we've put it out there for any of them time and time again.

That's sort of what I'm thinking.

Again, the lyrics:

I never thought that you would let me down

But the next time you’re in trouble

Better not come running to me

Just So You Don't Think I'm Calling America A Weaking Update: Some ass-kicking Captain America lyrics:

When Captain America throws his mighty shield

All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield

If he's led to a fight and a duel is due

Then the red and the white and the blue will come through

When Captain America throws his mighty shield!

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A Lot Of Blacks Are Looting... But Then, 67.25% of New Orleans Proper Is Black
— Ace

Add that factoid into the likely case that many of the poorest (who are disproportionately black) didn't or couldn't flee from the city, and it puts the black face of looting in better context.

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Storms: All Caused By Global Warming
— Ace

When Al Gore toured some scene of a natural disaster -- a flood, if I recall correctly -- he sagely opined that it was due to global warming.

Because, you know, floods didn't happen before we had a lot of automobiles.

But cranks see evidence for their theories everywhere. As in Ghostbusters, when true believers Aykroyd and Ramis discover a vertical stack of forty or so books in a library.

"It's classic poltergeist book-stacking activity!" one exclaims.

"Yes," Bill Murray deadpans, "because no human being could possibly have stacked books like this."

Over at Tech Central Station, James K. Glassman similarly deadpans, "Yes, no flood or storm or hurricane could possibly have devastated a city absent 'global warming.'"


The "Reality-Based Community"

Making up reality as we see fit since 2000. It's better that way.

Order Will Be Restored: Greg Gutfeld declares martial law at the Huffington Post, in order to control the ideological looting rampaging through that site.

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White People "Find" Goods, Black People "Loot" Them
— Ace

At least that's the case that Wonkette makes, based on a not-subtle difference between two captions of people photographed taking goods away from shops.

She may have a point -- there may be unconscious racism (or conscious racist animus) which causes some to see white looters just doing what they need to feed their babies, and black looters just using the cover of chaos as an opportunity to boost some bling. And, I guess, that should be kept in mind.

Still, it doesn't seem like this is very strong evidence to go indicting the very liberal legacy media on, especially given their drive for "diversity" in the newsroom.

Racism is bad, mmmkay? But I can only quote William F. Buckley, Jr., writing about the left and their love of hate-crime legislation: "If only the left hated crime as much as they hated hate."

Edit: I originally wrote they were both AP captions. They're not. One's AFP and one's AP.

Thanks, Allah.

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BOLO For Bonzo
— Ace

There's a monkey on the loose in Ohio:

The bulletin issued by police in the southwest Ohio town of Springdale describes the subject as two feet tall, weighing eight pounds, clad only in blue pants and prone to sleeping in trees.

Dillion, a circus monkey, fled into a nearby woods early on Monday after being frightened by a train whistle...

The ACLU immediately issued a press release slamming local authorities for engaging in "species profiling."

Thanks for Pussy Dave From Pussy Garfield Pussy Ridge for keeping up on the escaped-monkey news.

Link from KnownUnknowns, which also has something interesting. That picture of the subway flasher has only shown his face, usually, leading some to say, "Well, the picture doesn't prove anything."

But apparently that picture was cropped by most of the media, presumably for reasons of taste. KnownUnknowns has an uncropped original, showing the location of his right hand, which is definitely making some sort of move to, as Kenny Loggins so eloquently termed it, the Danger Zone.

Hey Now! Update: Someone pointed out that his hand isn't just suspiciously close to the Danger Zone. In fact, you can see his weiner.

Karol's picture is bigger and has a higher resolution, and yeahp, there's no mistaking what that is poking out of his zipper. It's either an erect penis or a bald duck with a bad case of varicose veins.

Not Karol's Picture: She linked to it, but it appears that's a flicker site owned by the quick chick who clicked the dick-pic.

Thanks to Alex, who's a real bear on dork-spotting. Must have gone to a British boarding school or something.

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Looting For Survival
— Ace

Many are distinguishing between looting for suvival-goods -- water, food, diapers, etc. -- and simply looting for profit -- DVD players, jewelry, etc.

I think that's a fair distinction. Anyone caught in the disaster area doesn't have the goods-delivery system they've come to depend upon, and they simply don't know when the National Guard or relief organizations will come to help distribute them.

Notions about the rule of law tend to go out the window when you don't know if you'll have drinkable water in two days' time, or if your baby will have milk.

One woman shown repeatedly on CNN looting a store had her arms filled with what look like Huggies or something. Obviously she's not planning to make a financial windfall in the high-profit black-market trade in disposable diapers with elastic gatherers and super-absorbant Flexi-Wings (TM). (She also attempted to cover her face with pack of diapers, which demonstrates shame, which is a mark in her favor.)

Of course, looters take property from its rightful owner, and from others who may need the property too. But allowances have to be made when people are literally in fear about whether they'll drink or eat in the next couple of days.

"You loot, I'll shoot" is a nice sign, but I hope there's some discretion used here. Almost every shopowner will be made whole through insurance, after all.

On the other hand, those looting ATM's, jewelry stores, and electronics stores are simply theives acting on opportunity, and should be treated as such. And, yes, shot if they do not submit peaceably to arrest, whether a police arrest or citizen's arrest by a shopowner.

Allowances have to be made on the other side of the ledger, too. Those who wish to defend their property can't rely on civil authorities to enforce order during a period of chaos, either.

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Now Daily Californian Pundit Calls For Assassination... Of American Citizen Paul Wolfowitz
— Ace

Okay, he pussies out of it after suggesting it:

It is tempting to call for the assassination of Paul Wolfowitz. More than any other single individual, he is responsible for the deaths of nearly two thousand US troops and over one hundred thousand innocent Iraquis. He and his policies have undermined international peace and security, squandered billions of dollars needed for health and education, and generally caused international opinion to increasingly view the United States as a rogue state. His death would seem to be a measure of justice.

However, I don’t want to do that. For one thing, I don't believe in the death penalty. For another, it would give an excuse to those who want to take away our freedoms at home. They would exploit the assassination of Paul Wolfowitz to ratchet repression against those opposing their policies.

A good old-fashioned knee-capping of Paul Wolfowitz would seem appropriate, sending a message to those of his ilk that they are not immune from all the pain they are causing. However, that too would probably be counter-productive. The same repression would be unleashed and I am sure Fox T.V. would have lots of sympathetic portrayals of the courageous chicken-hawk.

The left is playing a dangerous game. Look at Baghdad, look at New Orleans-- see what happens when social order break down.

This habit of wink, wink, nudge, nudge calling for the murders of Republican officials -- so far, Bush, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz have been prominently named as targets -- is quite far outside the rules of civil political discourse. It's an incitement to violence.

I think the left is half in love with the idea of a fascist crackdown and martial law... otherwise they wouldn't be doing their level best to make such a horror come to pass.

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RFK Jr.: God Directed Katrina To Slam Mississippi Out Of Vengeance
— Ace

Eh. He says it "ironically," as a jab at Pat Robertson, but still, what the eff?

In 1998, Republican icon Pat Robertson warned that hurricanes were likely to hit communities that offended God. Perhaps it was Barbour’s memo [downplaying the global warming threat from fossil fuels] that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast.

Moonbats are allowed to say these sorts of things, you know. From "What Would Jesus Drive?" to announcing that God doesn't like the Iraq War -- you are allowed to invoke God as a political actor without catching media heat, so long as you do it from the liberal side of things.

You think the Holy Trinity is a mysterious concept to grasp? Try this one: God doesn't exist, but He supported Gore in 2000, and He's still really pissed off about that Supreme Court ruling. He also watches Current TV.

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Massive Death Toll in Iraq Potentially Linked to Zarqawi.
— Tanker

DEBKAfile Exclusive: Three explosives-vested suicide bombers, one an Afghani, were captured after the deadly attack and stampede that left 1,000 Shiites dead during a ritual procession in Baghdad. The captives named Abu Musab al-Zarqawi as plotter of the atrocity.

Ace's Caveat: I don't know if I've ever seen a "DEBKAfile exclusive" pan out. Just sayin'.

Definitely click on the stampede story, though. It's the worst carnage in Iraq yet, this time caused only indirectly by terrorism.

Ace's Retraction of the Caveat: There was a terrorist attack on a shrine a mile away from the bridge. That seems to have begun the panic.

Al-Jaafari's administration has said that supporters of Saddam Hussein, who lost their status when the Sunni-dominated regime fell, together with al-Qaeda-linked operatives, are trying to ignite a civil war.

I am getting very tired of attempting to stop a civil war. I am increasingly in favor of letting one occur.

We'll see how the Sunni terrorists enjoy having entire cities leveled and populations ethnically cleansed. Lord knows they enjoyed it well enough when they were the ones doing the violence.

Thanks to Bullwinkle at Random Numbers.

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Too Rude For a Headline
— Ace

Headline and story after the jump. The weak of stomach may want to pass on this one. more...

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August 30, 2005

Elegy
— Ace

What New Orleans was, but may never be again.

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Used without Sobek's permission, but I'm feelin' like an outlaw.


Looking at Sobek's pictures, one understands how Anne Rice developed such a luscious writing style.

Me? I grew up in New Jersey. I can write about vampires in Bayonne. When they're not sucking blood they're riding the bus to scenic Atlantic City for some wicked nickle-slots at the Taj Majal.

Meanwhile... Dave from Garfield Ridge says maybe we should just give up New Orleans, and Andrea Harris calls him a pussy.

I like that. Pussy Dave From Pussy Garfield Pussy Ridge. I think I'll change it to that when I update the blogroll. Actually, it should get him some additional hits, and he'll like that, being the hit-craving man-whore he is.

It's a question being asked, though. Confederate Yankee notes that Diamond City was destroyed by flood in 1899, and rebuilt on a less precarious site.

It's Awful:


More Video... At CNN, of the damage, and the looters.

This is nice:

Deteriorating conditions in New Orleans will force authorities to evacuate the thousands of people at city shelters, including the Louisiana Superdome, where a policeman told CNN unrest was escalating.

The officer expressed concern that the situation could worsen overnight after three shootings, looting and a number of attempted carjackings during the afternoon.

As was observed by someone I'm too lazy to google, 10% of people are naturally and almost wholly good, and will do the right thing under any situation. 10% are naturally and almost wholly evil, and will do evil under any situation, even when it's really not even in their best interests.

80% have a situational morality, and will be good when civilization demands it, and enforces order, and will do evil when civlization permits it, or disintegrates due to chaos, whether natural or man-made.

Most rioters and looters fall into that 80%. They see the 10% who jump at the chance to destroy or steal, and notice that they suffer no consequences. So they too join in.

Order has to be restored quickly, and roughly if necessary, to bring such folks back into a state of orderliness.

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Titan Rain: Chinese Hackers Launch Most Significant Spy Threat In Decades
— Ace

Interesting piece from Time.

We continue deserving it:

As cyberspying metastasizes, frustrated network protectors say that the FBI in particular doesn't have enough top-notch computer gumshoes to track down the foreign rings and that their hands are often tied by the strict rules of engagement. That's where independents--some call them vigilantes--like Carpenter come in. After he made his first discoveries about Titan Rain in March 2004 [and made the key discovery of the cyberattacks' point of origin from three servers in China], he began taking the information to unofficial contacts he had in Army intelligence. Federal rules prohibit military-intelligence officers from working with U.S. civilians, however, and by October, the Army passed Carpenter and his late-night operation to the FBI. He says he was a confidential informant for the FBI for the next five months. Reports from his cybersurveillance eventually reached the highest levels of the bureau's counterintelligence division, which says his work was folded into an existing task force on the attacks. But his FBI connection didn't help when his employers at Sandia found out what he was doing. They fired him and stripped him of his Q clearance, the Department of Energy equivalent of top-secret clearance. Carpenter's after-hours sleuthing, they said, was an inappropriate use of confidential information he had gathered at his day job. Under U.S. law, it is illegal for Americans to hack into foreign computers.

Via Kaus.

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Katrina: Hell On Earth
— Ace


Click on pic for some horrible footage of the damage, via LauraW.

It's very bad.

Looting, rioting in prisons with hostages taken, the drowned dead floating in the riverine streets...

The fabric of civil order was frayed. The Superdome changed from an arena of sports heroics into a grim experience for about 10,000 refugees. Three hospital patients died in the dome and another death was reported by officials. One suicide was also reported, but could not be independently confirmed.

Inmates took over a local jail and looting continued for a second day.

"It's downtown Baghdad," Denise Bollinger told the Associated Press. The tourist from Philadelphia watched looters and snapped pictures in amazement. "It's insane. I've wanted to come here for 10 years. I thought this was a sophisticated city. I guess not."

That's kind of a dumb quote, the sort of a thing a liberal would say. There are some people who just don't appreciate civilization and order, and how swiftly either can be swept away.

By natural forces, by human evil and mayhem, or simply by disregard and contempt.

Aiding the Stricken: I hope Instapundit won't mind if I swipe his compilation of worthy charities which might help the victims of Katrina.

American Red Cross

Catholic Charities is involved, and probably has lots of resources to draw on in the heavily Catholic New Orleans area.

Austin Bay is recommending Episcopal Relief and Development.

Liz at Rightalk suggests that animal lovers donate to the Humane Society.

Here's a link to Mennonite Disaster Services. The Sanity Inspector says they're highly efficient.

Reader Peter Viditto recommends The Mercy Corps

Here's the link for Methodist Relief.

The Salvation Army does good work...

Hugh Hewitt recommends Samaritan's Purse

Scott Ott recommends Southern Baptist Disaster Relief.

...

Jay Allen has a further suggestion:

I would suggest people donate through their companies whenever possible. Most major corporations offer matching funds to the dollar for charitable donations. Find who's collecting money for relief efforts, then file for a match through your employer instead of sending to the agency directly.

Not bad -- if your employer is supporting this.

Chuck Simmins is tracking corporate donations.

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Subway Flasher Again: Europeans Want To Know What The Big Deal Is
— Ace

Karol was pretty surprised when she just posted the flasher story and got a lot of heat from our too-cool-for-school European betters.

They actually took the "you stupid Americans, how can you be so prudish" line.

It's high school politics, I swear. Europeans are the Goth losers snivelling and snarking at the popular kids as they walk down the hall

Remember, this guy was masturbating in public. Smiling at a woman as he got Little Elvis ready for Vegas, if you know what I mean. But Europeans -- determined to prove how jaded and filled with ennui they are (ennui is a French word meaning "envy, venom, and bullshit") -- took the opportunity to America bash.

A couple of good ones:

ok, see no one would care over here in europe!

so what, he is not hurting anyone, you all need to take the stick outta your asses and stop being so prude!

if you dont like it, GET UP AND MOVE THE FUCK ON, god 40 years ago it would be a picture of a black man on a train, 30 years ago a homosexual, and today a "pervert" give it up....hes just an exibitionist, thats been goin on for years...

Yes, stop being so prude. Seriously.

OH MY GOD! THAT GUY HAS A PENIS! WHAT A SENSATION! HE MUST BE JAILED OR - BETTER - HANGED! You, americans, are so fun - "Oh, i was so traumatised, oh i want him to pay my valium bills, oh i can't ride a subway for 10 years since". When some of you, fat girls, going around with barenaked bellybuttons (fat) with pubic hair sticking over the pants - THAT is traumatic!

Well, Francois, maybe the sight of a girl's pubic hair is more traumatic for you than some douchebag scaling his dorkfish on the subway, but here in America, we're not such -- how you say? -- homos.*

Sheesh. Why can't I have those sorts of idiots trolling on this site? At least those are fun idiots. I can hear the French accents coming through their broken English.


* A single dream in which George Clooney kisses you does not, in fact, make you a homo. I'm just clarifying.

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I dedicate this thread to Rosie O'Donnell.
— Tanker

I wish all the liberals who wrap themselves in the Bill of Rights, would remember the one which comes right after the free speech part.

This guy must have loved The Untouchables:

"If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way, because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead," he says. "You wanna know how you do it? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"

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Reposting: John Kerry, Drunken Bear
— Ace

Just came across this looking for something else. Pretty dated, but funny.

I wrote this after John Kerry's midnight rally during which he appeared, to some at least, to be kinda sloppy-drunk. I am proud I avoided calling him a drunk, although I did link other people calling him that about thirty times.

I also accused him of being a bear. Not sure why. I guess I must have been drunk myself.

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