November 29, 2017

Apologies, But Vanity Fair Just Published Its Hit on Matt Lauer, and Whoo Doggy, I Gotta Post It
— Ace

What a lovely day that greets me after the site got taken down yesterday.

I know you may be sick of derogatory stories about Matt Lauer, if you're a Communist who hates joy, but I'm not.

I hate this guy.

As the co-host of NBC's "Today," Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified.

On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act.

He would sometimes quiz female producers about who they'd slept with, offering to trade names...

Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and former employees. He was known for making lewd comments verbally or over text messages. He once said made a suggestive reference to a colleague's performance in bed and compared it to how she was able to complete her job, according to witnesses to the exchange. For Lauer, work and sex were intertwined.

"There were a lot of consensual relationships, but that’s still a problem because of the power he held," says a former producer who knew first-hand of these encounters. "He couldn't sleep around town with celebrities or on the road with random people, because he's Matt Lauer and he's married. So he'd have to do it within his stable, where he exerted power, and he knew people wouldn’t ever complain."

Lauer had a "secluded" office permitting him trysts at work, and if the seclusion wasn't enough, he installed a special feature: He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk, making sure no one could just walk on in while he was doing... whatever. I guess getting up and just locking the door might have given his lovers/victims a chance to reconsider or object, so he'd just hit the button and the door would lock itself.

He's the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of sexual harassment.

By the way, Matt Lauer seems to have come down with a case of Stage 3 Mummyface:



Update: Linking a tweet is not an endorsement. But this is a funny way to put it.



Posted by: Ace at 11:05 AM | Comments (691)
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1 More Matt Lauer?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2017 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

2 And read the content.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2017 11:03 AM (KUaJL)

3 Crap. I get busy at work, and all of the sudden all the celebrities got fired for secks harassment.

Posted by: johnd01 at November 29, 2017 11:03 AM (ukNFU)

4 Women!?!?!?!!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2017 11:04 AM (81Rnu)

5 JFK had a secret door too.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:04 AM (HB2On)

6 Hmmmmmm.....so I can't give sex toys to my female employees and ask them to videotape them using them over the holidays and then ask them to email those videos to me?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 11:04 AM (+Dllb)

7 The oddest thing about this story is that it seems to be an actual act of journalism.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 29, 2017 11:04 AM (72PAC)

8 "Well OBVIOUSLY Matty is on the spectrum!"

//Dr Matty Glesias

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:05 AM (SzZnW)

9 I believe this. And because of that, watching Savannah Guthrie pretend like this was all shocking just convinced me that the entire MSM is untrustworthy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2017 11:05 AM (tVWQB)

10 Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks That's pretty unusual!

Posted by: that guy who always thinks about philosophy, not chicks at November 29, 2017 11:05 AM (+INtM)

11 5 Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (HB2On)

In JFK's defense, his secret door was named "Marilyn Monroe"

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:05 AM (SzZnW)

12 There will be more. That's right, Brotato Chip. MORE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2017 11:05 AM (xttKs)

13 What's special about Weinstein, Spacey and now Lauer is that there are many, many incidents over many years -- some outrageously criminal -- but with a systematic method of shutting up the victim. With a corporation, or a corporate culture, and women involved as enablers. FFS, reminds of Clinton & Co.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 11:06 AM (cAXIk)

14 He all but suspended his victims over a shark tank. "No, Miss Bond, I expect you to ..." Jeebus!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 11:06 AM (qJtVm)

15 Great. I put my entire savings into a cartload of pure artisinal Schadenfreude in 55 gallon drums. Now the stuff is worthless. There's Schadenfreude everywhere. People are composting their mulch with it. I'm ruined.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 11:06 AM (fuK7c)

16 He needs to go to that sex addict clinic in Arizona and ride therapeutic horses, stat.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:06 AM (a0IVu)

17 Make model and year of the sextoy please.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 11:06 AM (6dFYM)

18 Remote control door lock? YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:06 AM (/M6LT)

19 Guthrie and Kotb are tearfully asking each other "Why didn't he hit on either one of us?"

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:07 AM (HB2On)

20 He can afford sexdolls...I suggest he get one before they are programmed to sue.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 11:07 AM (6dFYM)

21 He once said made a suggestive reference to a colleague's performance in bed and compared it to how she was able to complete her job, *according to witnesses to the exchange*. He did such unprofessional things in front of witnesses?! Dear God.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:07 AM (rp9xB)

22 I was watching Lauer on the Thanksgiving Day Parade thinking, "he's probably next".  I Nostradamused the shit out of that.

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 11:07 AM (8b+oT)

23 To be fair, he does look like a six foot tall penis in that picture. Bet if you rubbed the top of his bald head he'd spit.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 11:07 AM (BfOXk)

24 19 Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (HB2On)

Sam Guthrie looks like she played linebacker in the 60s.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (SzZnW)

25 On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. That was just a wardrobe malfunction. Sheesh. And I was styling like a skateboarder or a bike punk or whatever it is ... Yeah, that was it.

Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (8gDQu)

26 Did Savannah wear Gucci knee pads to get out of the White House press pool?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (cAXIk)

27 Mirrors on his office ceiling should have been a give away.

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (1Oy/Q)

28 Well, c'mon, it's Matt Lauer. Even women who didn't know they wanted to have sex with him actually wanted to have sex with him. Maybe they convinced themselves he was out of their reach so they conditioned themselves, like sour grapes. When it turns out they actually can have sex with him, right there on the rug, they need a little persuasion, a threat or two, to get back in the swing of getting to do Matt Lauer.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (K/9da)

29 So I'm not sure I'm reading this right ... this was NOT a ONE TIME event?  Everyone at NBC knew what an aggressive perv he was and did nothing?  Say it ain't so!

Should NBC itself just resign its right to the airwaves, having been fully revealed as incapable of being trusted by the public? 

YES -- yes they should.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (/aIFg)

30 Isn't this a fucking shame... Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Jwest at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (/roJx)

31 Who was the old reporter who drunkenly texted someone that she should just wink if she was up for to a threesome? He and Matt should start a creepy reporter club.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (hZ+us)

32 And I thought my remote control zipper was cool.

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (8b+oT)

33 Remote control door lock?


You should check out my house. And yes that is an invitation, ladies.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (4e+hS)

34 How? How on earth did this guy get away with all of this for so long? ? ???????

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:08 AM (UoSKV)

35 Wow. Matt's a freak.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (/tuJf)

36 So he'd have to do it within his stable, It's a "harem", dipshit. "Stable"? What do you take me for?

Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (8gDQu)

37 We thought it was weird that Matt Lauer first asked us to put in that "special button" that locks ppl in his office from the inside. Even worse is that every 6 weeks, the button would get jammed up with some white goo and we'd have to replace it. *btw - how did he word that request, or did he install that button himself?*

Posted by: NBC's Physical Plant Staff at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (nGsFZ)

38 As the co-host of NBC's "Today," Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified. And all I got was a lousy pinch on my ass?!!

Posted by: Katie Couric at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (wf3RQ)

39 He definitely needs to come out as a gay man now...Just say that you were...confused.  Yeah that's it Matt.  "I now choose to live my life as a gay man because I was confused when I banged those producers in my office with the secret locking door."

Posted by: Timon at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (NTM5E)

40 Let me guess. His recollection of these events differs somehow?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (/0IRq)

41 Funny, isn't it, that Lauer and his ilk like to pontificate and allege that this sort of really, really creepy behavior goes-on in C-level exec offices in every private company in the USA. And honestly, this sort of stuff did pn on in the era of Mad Men and may still go on at beta-male led pseudo-companies like, oh say ZuckerBook.

Seems however that actual alpha-male C-level types have long-ago figured-out it's a whole lot easier, and safer, to have a piece on the side and/or a sugar-daddy/sugar-baby relationship than to pull this sort of crap in the office.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (7bkOX)

42
I'm guessing he banged Guthrie until further notice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 11:09 AM (r+sAi)

43 so this 'dropping my pants and whipping out my penis' is the standard MO with these guys huh? Weinstein, Rose, Laeur..

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (a0IVu)

44 Lauer had a "secluded" office permitting him trysts at work, and if the seclusion wasn't enough, he installed a special feature: He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk, making sure no one could just walk on in while he was doing... whatever. I also had a retractable disco ball and a revolving desk put in. It was hot.

Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (8gDQu)

45 The problem Lauer has here is that he was incredibly unliked by his coworkers and guests. So basically, nobody is willing to cover for him like Franken or some other people. If you're an unrelenting jerk to everyone around you, eventually its going to come calling. If you combine that with awful and illegal behavior, you will pay. A woman accuses a guy? We'll see the evidence or its just your word. A woman accuses a guy and all the coworkers back her up? OK now you got a problem. A woman accuses a guy and all the coworkers back her up and its an open secret to your colleagues in the industry? Get a rope.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (39g3+)

46 Damn. I wish I had me one of them remote lock, secluded sex rooms.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (UFgOG)

47 33 Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (4e+hS)

MATT WHY IS THERE A BANDSAW IN THE BATHROOM!?!?!

//Perky K Couric

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (SzZnW)

48 34 How? How on earth did this guy get away with all of this for so long? ? ??????? Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (UoSKV) What is Bill Clinton's favorability rating right now? That's your answer.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (HB2On)

49 Key question: Did the door locking mechanism lock the door from both sides so a person couldn't leave unless he pressed the button again? If so, he is probably a kidnapper in addition to being a rapist.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (BfOXk)

50 He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk, making sure no one could just walk on in while he was doing... whatever. I guess getting up and just locking the door might have given his lovers/victims a chance to reconsider or object, so he'd just hit the button and the door would lock itself. And the company just installed this for him...no questions asked!?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (Enq6K)

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (/M6LT)

52 Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (cAXIk) Yes. This is the systemic and systematic exploitation the feminists have been howling about. No wonder they didn't believe NotAllMen.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (rp9xB)

53 He needs to go to that sex addict clinic in Arizona and ride therapeutic horses, stat. Posted by: IC He needs to be ridden by a therapeutic horse.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:10 AM (qQcQl)

54 Heh. I love how these sanctimonious pricks are getting knocked down.

Posted by: Iblis at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (9221z)

55 Oh, what other gifts will this time of Santa Trump bring?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (5ivNH)

56 FOILED!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (/M6LT)

57 Fun Fact: Lauer colluded with Putin.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (6dFYM)

58 "19 Guthrie and Kotb are tearfully asking each other "Why didn't he hit on either one of us?" Posted by: Roy" Do we know he didn't? Guthrie is pretty cute and seemed to advance pretty rapidly.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (OD2ni)

59 Not quite as exciting as my trapdoor for charity, but it's a start.

Posted by: Montgomery Burns at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (yqvys)

60 I am amazed at how passive these women are. You would think someone, at some point in time would slap him and blow the whistle. And in the social media age how could he ever be sure someone wouldn't whip out a smart phone and take a picture of him whipping out his dingus? Anyone who did that would own him. I know journalists as a caste are not very bright, but I would have thought they were more aggressive than this.

Posted by: thatch at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (GxTZq)

61 Anyone notice that the guy what did the offense is gone, but the corporate suits that enabled the behavior, and covered it up for years, are still there in the corner office?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (KdDCu)

62 Some of this stuff is over the top, and while Lauer was a liberal asshole who deserves contempt I really fear we're headed for a sexless end where the whole goddamned human race dies out from willing lack of child birth.

Lots of people are stuck at work for ungodly amounts of their waking lives - of course they're going to hookup with (or try to hookup with and fail charmlessly) co-workers.

And at the risk of getting burned at the stake, I'll state as a matter of plain fact that women pretty themselves up at work and use their feminine wiles at work to get favorable treatment from older men that they might not really want to bed them. Of course this is going to lead to conflict when the men test whether they've still "got it" with the pretty young bird in accounting.

There really is no solution to many of these conflicts, so we'll just be 80 hour wage slaves living a gray existence where sex isn't officially outlawed but put beyond the scope of practical experience.


Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (OIiRj)

63 Knowing how shit works at big broadcasters, who the fuck approved remote control locks on his doors? That kind of shit has to be approved high up the food chain, some additional people are going to be shown the door real soon.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (71/k8)

64 43 so this 'dropping my pants and whipping out my penis' is the standard MO with these guys huh? Weinstein, Rose, Laeur.. Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (a0IVu) You forgot Maddow.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (HB2On)

65 Posted by: Katie Couric at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (wf3RQ)

Wasn't Katie "ass-pinch" Couric videoed twerking at some relative's wedding not so long ago? Real upstanding paragon of virtue old Katie, don-cha-know.

Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (7bkOX)

66 On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis.


Wait, I was just practicing for the skit when I have no pants on and I say "Drink it all in ladies"  I swear!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (NTM5E)

67 SO MUCH WINNING!!! More popcorn, stat!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (Gs5TH)

68 "Hmmmmmm.....so I can't give sex toys to my female employees and ask them to videotape them using them over the holidays and then ask them to email those videos to me?" Supervisors at actuarial firms do this all the time.

Posted by: The Arc of History at November 29, 2017 11:11 AM (Mrl1e)

69 Hey, guys. I can fill in for a while. My schedule is open!

Posted by: Bryant Gumbell at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (BoMuO)

70 "once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her"
-----
Such a thin line between hopelessly romantic and fucking creepy as shit.

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (8b+oT)

71 I wonder if Matt motorboated Katy Tur with the door locked via remote control. Probably why Olbermann hates him.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (OD2ni)

72 "He did such unprofessional things in front of witnesses?! Dear God. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette" Hubris, which invites Nemesis.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez[/i][/b][/u][/s] at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (Ktb8D)

73 I'm just not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: President Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (398bZ)

74 My policy of staying in my office and speaking to no one is beginning to look pretty smart.

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (Sfs6o)

75 51
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM


This is, perhaps, the most succinct comment I've ever seen you make.

Posted by: Duncanthrax[/i] at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (ctuyM)

76 Do we know he didn't? Guthrie is pretty cute and seemed to advance pretty rapidly. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (OD2ni) They could be faking the "shocked, shocked" thing, I suppose.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (HB2On)

77 63 Knowing how shit works at big broadcasters, who the fuck approved remote control locks on his doors? That kind of shit has to be approved high up the food chain, some additional people are going to be shown the door real soon. Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (71/k Yeah, this was tolerated at the highest levels, and people who signed checks knew about it. They need to be held to account too.

Posted by: Iblis at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (9221z)

78 The funny part is NBC is acting like they are shocked by this. He had a sex stable at work!

Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 11:12 AM (MuTTO)

79 'Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? ' - Matt Lauer, in a clear raincoat, axe in hand

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (fA1SL)

80 If these allegations are true, the dropping his pants is exposing himself and that's criminal. Has he denied the allegations? I am asking that as a factual question, it just occurred to me that I haven't seen one way or another if he has. How the hell did anyone at NBC think this was acceptable? I don't just mean under modern sexual harassment guidelines, I mean as freaking human beings. Because it shouldn't take a legal department to tell you that this is not okay. At all.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

81 9 I believe this. And because of that, watching Savannah Guthrie pretend like this was all shocking just convinced me that the entire MSM is untrustworthy. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM

She was probably one of them and that is how she got the job. Now all that effort and "ick" down the drain, wasted effort, and gone. Anyone would be sad and teary after that. And shocked!

Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (LfJIn)

82 goddamned human race dies out from willing lack of child birth. For some on the left, feature, not bug.

Posted by: Bryant Gumbell at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (BoMuO)

83 $25M a year and he wants the company to pay his snatch a salary.

Posted by: x at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (nFwvY)

84 Remember when Savannah Guthrie was pregnant? HMMM!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (mbhDw)

85 Can't wait for Mika to report on this tomorrow by slipping into why it's Trump's fault because he sets a a sexist tone at the top, while she and Psycho Joe dare not speak about Trump's tweet about Joe's Dead Congressional intern. And Halperin.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (cAXIk)

86 "He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk..." I got it from a local skating rink that went out of business. They were practically giving it away.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (yqvys)

87 Just sayin', if someone at my workplace requested a remote-control door-locking button installed under their desk, I'd be suspicious of their motives.


Just. Sayin'.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth[/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (rP4OC)

88 "once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her" ----- Such a thin line between hopelessly romantic and fucking creepy as shit." Well, Katie Couric's conoscopy video turned Matt on.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (OD2ni)

89 Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (/aIFg) Does this bring us back to musing about pulling NBC's broadcast license? I think it does. They are accessories to multiple possible crimes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:13 AM (rp9xB)

90 Read the content. Sen. Franken says it's a nothingburger.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (3myMJ)

91 Off Sock!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (BoMuO)

92 >>Some of this stuff is over the top Some? Where do you work, the Bunny Ranch?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

93 88 Well, Katie Couric's conoscopy video turned Matt on. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni) Look up the term "internal." Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (mbhDw)

94 I pointed this out on the last thread.

These types have morals  clauses built into their  contracts. In many cases, that's why they are fired BEFORE there is any proof.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (aT+Bx)

95 Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present????

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (a0IVu)

96 This is, perhaps, the most succinct comment I've ever seen you make. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (ctuyM) What you don't like the :::some stupid ass verb::: ?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (Enq6K)

97 Funny how lefties use technology to help them assault women.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (7ZVPa)

98 78 The funny part is NBC is acting like they are shocked by this. He had a sex stable at work! Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (MuTTO) This just in: Andrea Mitchell is now accusing Lauer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara [/i][/b][/s] at November 29, 2017 11:14 AM (YqDXo)

99 So how long before we find out all these leftist icons were videotaping their 'encounters' . Cameras go on when the door is remotely locked? Cameras in the loo? *insert popcorn munching here*

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (6dFYM)

100 "And all I got was a lousy pinch on my ass?!! Posted by: Katie Couric

lousy pinch is actually a euphemism for "threw me on the floor and dry humped me till he had to change his clothes". 

But Couric is no stranger to drunk dirty dancing ... as video has revealed.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (/aIFg)

101 That kind of shit has to be approved high up the food chain, some additional people are going to be shown the door real soon. Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (71/k ----------- That's what I mean. How? How on earth did anyone approve this? I mean, someone had to know about it, right?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (UoSKV)

102 On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act. She was probably waiting for him to masturbate. I mean, that does seem to be what these guys all do.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (ul9CR)

103 You know how in Japan, the birth rate is plummeting and the young guys don't want anything to do with the girls? Yeah. That's going to happen here. People respond to incentives. Porn is safer and less work.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (KUaJL)

104 Pro tip for Matt Lauer... If you're going to do anal with a producer, make sure she either agrees to it or has a damn good sense of humor.

Posted by: Jwest at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (/roJx)

105 62 Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (OIiRj)

It's strange I tend to be busy "working" at work, and not trying to actively copulate on the premises.

yes it is true I once had a tryst in a driving rain storm in the belly of a DC-8 but it was the 90s I was young and we were all in marvelous shape.....

none of us needed a magic James Bond button.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:15 AM (SzZnW)

106 This is what happens when the interview doesn't go according to the prescribed and agreed-upon script.

Posted by: Hillary! 2020![/i] at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (ctuyM)

107 42 I'm guessing he banged Guthrie until further notice. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (r+sAi) ------------------------------------------ He banged them all. He was like a barnyard rooster on the rampage.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (MuTTO)

108 By the way, Matt Lauer seems to have come down with a case of Stage 3 Mummyface ... ============ So Stage 10 would be a Granny Mcbotoxrectin?

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (XtE7u)

109 "Welcome to my humble chamber. Or, as I call it, the Lovenasium." -Zapp Brannigan.

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (qGuLD)

110 Quint: Nobody cuts off the Orca! You motorboating son of a bitch, you!

Posted by: JAWS Outtakes at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (bc2Lc)

111 "once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her" -----Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (8b+oT) Meh, it was just the operating instructions. Wasn't sure if she knew how to use it...

Posted by: Matt L. at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (wf3RQ)

112 >>"There were a lot of consensual relationships, but that's still a problem because of the power he held,"




Hold on now, wait a sec ------ We were told by our feminist betters that Bill's affair with Monica was not sexual harassment because it was consensual.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i][/b][/s] at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (W+vEI)

113 I've decided to check myself into a clinic in Arizona. It's the Hellman Clinic For Dudes Who Fucked And Need Cover. I'm finally on the road to recovery, and isn't that the important thing?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (4e+hS)

114 "once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her" Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (OD2ni)

115 Not saying Guthrie's kid resembles Lauer, but then again,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (mbhDw)

116 Remember when it came out that Michael Jackson had alarms in the hallway of his home? I wonder if Matt "I have power locks on my office door" Lauer had anything snarky to say about that.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 29, 2017 11:16 AM (vg8iE)

117 95 Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present????

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)



Someone who's sleeping with the co-worker.


Just b/c she was mortified doesn't mean it was out of the blue.  I'd be mortified if my husband gave me a sex toy as a present and I opened it at work where anyone could see.  And at least in THAT case it'd be a present from a husband to a wife, not between co-workers, even if they ARE hopping in the sack together.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth[/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (rP4OC)

118 95 Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present???? Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu) ****************** Proof he/she wasn't exactly an 'employee'.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (6dFYM)

119 Some? Where do you work, the Bunny Ranch?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (/tu

________________________________________________


I mean in the context of all of the allegations made in all of the cases thus far, not specific to Lauer.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (OIiRj)

120 "On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis."

Was that wrong?  Because there was nothing in the employee manual that explicitly said that I couldn't do that.

Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (NTM5E)

121 61 Anyone notice that the guy what did the offense is gone, but the corporate suits that enabled the behavior, and covered it up for years, are still there in the corner office? Right. And there's no fucking way they didn't know. I'm just an old manufacturing supervisor, but I've fired a few of these creeps. It's not hard to do, but you have to have an interest in maintaining a fair, non-threatening workplace. How in hell these multi-million dollar managers get away with their shit is just beyond me.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (398bZ)

122 from a tweet I added as an update: "Weird, never could have predicted that the guy with a rape button under his desk was sexually harassing women"

Posted by: ace at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (8rNrN)

123 61 Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (KdDCu)

Yup, which tells you this is a purge and precedent setting not really an exercise in self-introspection and contrition.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (SzZnW)

124 19 Guthrie and Kotb are tearfully asking each other "Why didn't he hit on either one of us?" Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (HB2On) Because much like Hillary, Hoda's blood type is "Stolichnaya".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (CMbMd)

125 Mummy face. Will Robinson Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (mbhDw)

126 95 Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present???? Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu) There's a creepy guy at the club we belong to that lost his job as principal for giving a subordinate a vibrator for Christmas. It was during the 90s He also cheats at golf.

Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 11:17 AM (Ri/rl)

127 Key question: Did the door locking mechanism lock the door from both sides so a person couldn't leave unless he pressed the button again? If so, he is probably a kidnapper in addition to being a rapist. Posted by: Sharkman There's a reason most workplaces won't allow you to carry concealed.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (qQcQl)

128 Who installed the door lock?

That's not looking the other way. That's empowerment.

Posted by: Clique me at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (1vsiQ)

129 one of the funniest things I ever saw on the TOday show was some guy - I have no idea who he was now this was years ago. Guy comes on for some reason and is interviewed by Matt Lauer. Spends the last minute or two congratulating Matt on his success. Goes on and on about how his success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . . as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and impotence is priceless.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (l7Y9l)

130 And at the risk of getting burned at the stake, I'll state as a matter of plain fact that women pretty themselves up at work and use their feminine wiles at work to get favorable treatment from older men that they might not really want to bed them. Sure, the behavior of some women in a place like that is going to make the men a bit unclear about the limits of behavior and their attractiveness. Its still the man's fault for what he does, but the gold diggin' whores have to take some responsibility for misleading guys too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (39g3+)

131 116 Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)

MACAULEY THE ADULTS ARE COMING!

//The Adult Alarm

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (SzZnW)

132 "He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk..." He had another button which would energize an electric chair and one which dumped someone in the piranha pool.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (IqV8l)

133 No, Mrs. Bond.  I expect you to suck the poison out of this monster cock.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (wx3l0)

134 A good secretarial pegging before lunch is in everyone's job description at NBC.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (r9UYA)

135 I call Hoda the Iron Vagina.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (4ErVI)

136 Do we know he didn't? Guthrie is pretty cute and seemed to advance pretty rapidly. Well, that's another downside to all this. The supposition that girls are sleeping their way to the top. It's like assuming the smart black guy got in to law school because of AA. Sure some do, but what about the guy who earned it? I know a girl (sort of, I knew her through softball before she began moving to different markets on her way up) who is now quite high up in the NBC on-air universe. She's good looking, but I know for a fact that she worked her way up because she worked her ass off. Spent time on the road away from the family. Appeared on the late night shows and then the morning shows. You can't just say that a good looking girl in media got their by crooked means.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (fuK7c)

137 It's not just that these guys are horn dogs. They are horn dogs of the creepiest order. There must be a name for that behavior. If not, I claim Creepy Liberals Dude Sexual Disorder. In the DSM VI, the following indicators lead to the diagnosis: Objectively ugly Unaware of how ugly they are Act as if they are desirable Believe in collective action that overrides individual will Wants to none women completely out of their league Embed their perverted lifestyles in safe groups and institutions filled with like minded people Doesn't mind the smell of Hillary's body odor. I think that about covers it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (EZWNE)

138 No matter how many times I read about this I just can't get past the idea of guys just dropping trou in front of woman and saying Get on this. I mean, maybe, if I was paying for it, but jeez, isn't this something to work up to?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (QQ+il)

139 There's a creepy guy at the club we belong to that lost his job as principal for giving a subordinate a vibrator for Christmas. It was during the 90s

He also cheats at golf.

Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl)

Ewww..i am beginning to think I've lead a very sheltered life.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

140 Sounds like his behavior was definitely exceeded the icon status allowable gropes.

Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (MxEKc)

141 I really think women subliminally go for sick fucks. Seen it all my life. This may explain why Matt was so successful on a show directed at women.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (YV+SU)

142 116 Remember when it came out that Michael Jackson had alarms in the hallway of his home? I wonder if Matt "I have power locks on my office door" Lauer had anything snarky to say about that. Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE) Wait. Office power door locks weren't invented when Lauer started at Today. The Roy Moore defense!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (mbhDw)

143 ATTN: MISTER BANANA SPLITS EMPLOYER FROM: BANANA SPLITS GUY RE: LOCKING DOOR HARDWARE Occasionally I will require the capability to secure the door to my office so that I may do important company work without being disturbed. In order to maximize my productive time, I feel that it would be advantageous to the company if I could lock my office while still sitting at my desk, vigorously engaged in diligent pursuit of company objectives. I hasten to add that such device would never be used to lock the door on Sally Bigtits in accounting while I show her how I count past 20. Your approval of this request is urgently needed.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (/M6LT)

144 I will admit it I have gotten horny at work. more than once. but never have I ever let the thought come into my head that "Hey, maybe if I whip my dick out my female coworker will say - looks like good sucking - and go to town" And ya'all know, I have watched a bit of pron in my time, still never considered any of those scenarios viable. Those are some sick muthafuckas at NBC

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (K2T58)

145 "This story has encouraged me to address other things about my life. I know that there are stories out there about me and that some have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, in my life I have had relationships with both men and women. I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man."

-Matt Lauer, roughly 12 hours from now.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth[/i][/s][/b][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (rP4OC)

146 What's so weird about the remote door lock under the desk? All the best Bond villains have them.

Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (8gDQu)

147 Geraldo: News is a flirty business Uh oh.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (r9UYA)

148 I'm thinking, a man who organises a rape button to be installed in his office desk might not be far away from ordering a murder room built. Just sayin', as the Left liked to put it.

Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (PCopq)

149 >>>"Welcome to my humble chamber. Or, as I call it, the Lovenasium." -Zapp Brannigan. can we put a pin in brainstorming questions for Bill O'Reilly? I have to have a quick 15 minute time-out with this hot junior producer in my Fuckporium.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (8rNrN)

150 5 JFK had a secret door too. Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (HB2On) LBJ had an alarm bell installed in the office so staff could could warn him when Ladybird came downstairs. Of course she already knew he was as much a poonhound as any Kennedy male. This stuff about Lauer is wild, much worse than I imagined. Amazing it went on so long.

Posted by: stace at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (6HFDU)

151 32 And I thought my remote control zipper was cool. Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (8b+oT) ok i lol'd.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (e8nXh)

152 I mentioned this earlier but his twitter feed has been scrubbed of all tweets from 2017.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (Enq6K)

153 Note to Weinstein, Rose, Lauer, Spacey, Conyers,and every other indecent exposure-ist out there: Unexpectedly whipping it out is not hot.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:19 AM (hZ+us)

154 My Schaden-boner can cut thru military armor at this point.

Posted by: fox at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (DVC2D)

155 There's a very old saying I learned early in my career. Don't dip your wick in company ink. Seems plain enough.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (/0IRq)

156 >>Not saying Guthrie's kid resembles Lauer, but then again,

Thought it was Natalie Morales' kid who looks like Matt...

Posted by: Lizzy[/i][/b][/s] at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

157 What happened yesterday? Was the site hacked?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (4tiDW)

158 Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

Great minds and all that...

Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (NTM5E)

159 He also cheats at golf. Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl) Those people are the worst.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (8gDQu)

160 138 No matter how many times I read about this I just can't get past the idea of guys just dropping trou in front of woman and saying Get on this.

I mean, maybe, if I was paying for it, but jeez, isn't this something to work up to?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

Yeah, me too. It is just too weird for me to even begin to understand.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (a0IVu)

161 Weird, never could have predicted that the guy with a rape button under his desk was sexually harassing women. ========= Bill Clinton taught him that trick, and that wasn't the only thing under his desk.

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (XtE7u)

162 Actually, long long ago, my wife worked for Helen Curtis as one of the first female c-suite execs. And she told me they put a dildo on her desk as a joke. She was not amused.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (mbhDw)

163 98 This just in: Andrea Mitchell is now accusing Lauer. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (YqDXo) ------------------------------------------------ They cried together at the Obama / Biden ceremony. Memories of the Golden Age of Porn? http://www.theamericanmirror.com/matt-lauer-andrea-mitchell-admit-crying-obamabiden-ceremony/

Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (MuTTO)

164 He had a remote locking door and nobody thought this might be a bit odd? I'm also not buying that this wasn't widely known at NBC. A guy who is harassing and assaulting pretty much every woman in the office can't be much of a secret or these are the worst news people in the history of news.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

165 I suppose my panicked and trembling Barney Fife style with women is considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 11:21 AM (Sfs6o)

166 His special office must look like a Jackson Pollack painting under a black light

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

167 Well, that's another downside to all this. The supposition that girls are sleeping their way to the top. Yeah, that's the thing. And its not an unreasonable supposition, either. If someone without visible skills or ability is suddenly in a position you have to wonder why or how they got there. All those fox news bimbos, were they really hired and promoted for their exceptional talent, drive, and ability at newscasting? Is there any actress that most people don't suspect got the part because she brought her own kneepads to the casting call?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:21 AM (39g3+)

168 Ewww..i am beginning to think I've lead a very sheltered life. Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu) ----------- I think the very same thing. And I thank God for it! The thought of any of my co-workers . . . nope. Nope. Nopity nopity nope nope nope.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:21 AM (UoSKV)

169 He's the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of sexual harassment. Lauer | Blofeld: [ X ] bald [ X ] evil [ X ] had pussy on lap It checks out.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:21 AM (EzdLW)

170 "He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk..."
-----
Bill Clinton had a remote control door lock he called Betty Currie.

More robots taking jobs from people.  Again.

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 11:22 AM (8b+oT)

171 Pissing on Savannah Guthrie and shitting on Savannah Guthrie are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at November 29, 2017 11:22 AM (1L9V9)

172 "Lauer had a door lock under his desk? Pfft, he's just copying my mojo." - - Saddam, Uday, Qusay rape room architect

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:22 AM (mbhDw)

173 Democrat rape has no home here.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 29, 2017 11:22 AM (U6f54)

174 Stage 3 Mummyface: .......... Penis face. All he needs is some old man balls hanging from his chin.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (2WITp)

175 I'm also not buying that this wasn't widely known at NBC. A guy who is harassing and assaulting pretty much every woman in the office can't be much of a secret or these are the worst news people in the history of news. Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf) ------------ One does not preclude the other, but I'm sure you know that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (UoSKV)

176 98 This just in: Andrea Mitchell is now accusing Lauer. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (YqDXo) Oh you're going to smoke a turd in hell for that mental image, Guevara. Damn you, sir. DAMN YOU TO HELL.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (4ErVI)

177 Andrea Mitchell accusing Lauer? Of what, doing the jobs Al Greenspan can't?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (mbhDw)

178
Man, I got to open up a sex addict recovery place, the market for this is going to be huge.  Since none of the richies actually believes in recovery we will probably just sit around and watch pron.  and drink. and count my sweet cash.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (r+sAi)

179 Sure, the behavior of some women in a place like that is going to make the men a bit unclear about the limits of behavior and their attractiveness. Its still the man's fault for what he does, but the gold diggin' whores have to take some responsibility for misleading guys too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+) ----------------------------------------------------- The gold diggers on top never complain...

Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (MuTTO)

180 Ewww..i am beginning to think I've lead a very sheltered life. Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu) I know, he always tried to hug me too. He married a rich widow after he lost his job and his wife left him. I still don't like him. He gave her the sex toy at the school Christmas party. In front of everyone. What a sleaze ball.

Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (Ri/rl)

181 Exclusive security video of Matt Lauer's office. https://youtu.be/02k7E5uRq_E?t=22s

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (BoMuO)

182 This just in: Matt Lauer is a registered Republican more to follow

Posted by: NBC at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (K2T58)

183
Those are some sick muthafuckas at NBC
--

Because of low ratings we were forced to completely cut our ficus budget.

In retrospect, that was an unwise move.

Posted by: NBC at November 29, 2017 11:23 AM (aT+Bx)

184 NBC. Taste the Rainbow... Room.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:24 AM (mbhDw)

185 I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and say he wasn't handy enough to have installed that on his own. He had to ask for it and someone had to approve it. There's the paper trail that brings nbc to it's knees.

Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:24 AM (yM/Yl)

186 LMAO Steyn appeared last night on Tucker's show to talk about Elizabeth Warren. The item on his website is entitled "Washington's Redskin." Damn, that cat has a way with words.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 11:24 AM (GsAUU)

187 Guthrie's face and demeanor say: "How do I handle this? I don't want to get on the bandwagon but that SOB did it to me too."

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 11:24 AM (3myMJ)

188 Matt Lauer makes Al Franken seem like a slighted perverted Boy Scout in comparison.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 11:24 AM (8+Ozj)

189 There's a very old saying I learned early in my career. Don't dip your wick in company ink. Seems plain enough. Yeah its a good general rule. I have seen it work out but its the exception. Usually it ends up being pretty miserable for all involved. Still, I remember the intern at an office I worked at, who wore a "dress" that was basically a long tee shirt with a belt. It was just long enough to cover her underwear. And she was a stunner, absolutely beautiful girl. She caught her high end exec guy and started dressing more modestly. No idea how that worked out in the end but it was obvious what she had in mind and it wasn't the mail room clerk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (39g3+)

190 Let's play a game: guess how many pussyhats we see standing in the crowd behind the Today Show stage tomorrow morning. My guess: zero. And I win the game.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (ppaKI)

191 A friend of mine, who is a nurse, and of the late-middle-age type, tells the story of nursing school with the nuns. The subject of male urinary catheterization came up. The nuns told all of the young, female nursing students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp. I'm kinda wishing these young women who encountered Lauer or Weinstien, or Weiner, or Keillor had wooden spoons. You wanna whip that thing out at me? WHACK! (and not the kind you were hoping for.)

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (g02EW)

192 95 Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present????

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)


Exactly.  Why not give them the real thing.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (bB4HN)

193 NBC? We'll be by to look into that locking door. What if there was an evacuation? Safety first!

Posted by: OSHA at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (e1mEI)

194 175 Stage 3 Mummyface: .......... Penis face. All he needs is some old man balls hanging from his chin. Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (2WITp) Remake of the last scene of "The Groove Tube?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (mbhDw)

195 I got my job the old fashioned way: I have big tits and my dad is now a girl.

Posted by: Katy Tur at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (OD2ni)

196 "Rape Button". Yeesh. Hopefully that becomes his new prison nickname.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (hcyUh)

197 If NBC thought a quick $hi#canning of the guy would prevent salacious and horrific news articles about the creep from being published they wuz wrong. He sounds like a rapist. Maybe a kidnapper too if he locked 'em in.

Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (LfJIn)

198 I have a lock on my office.  I use it to keep out the bears during menstration. 

Posted by: Brick Tamland at November 29, 2017 11:25 AM (hqZPQ)

199 Matt Lauer makes Al Franken seem like a slighted perverted Boy Scout in comparison. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (8+Ozj) ------------ Isn't that the truth? Each new revelation lets the previous perv breathe a sigh of relief. Harvey Who?

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:26 AM (UoSKV)

200 I'm also not buying that this wasn't widely known at NBC. A guy who is harassing and assaulting pretty much every woman in the office can't be much of a secret or these are the worst news people in the history of news. Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf) Women and men gossip. I imagine the news people all knew and snickered to themselves. Where's Cokie Roberts?

Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 11:26 AM (Ri/rl)

201 He also cheats at golf. and talks on the cell phone at the theater. a special place in hell ----shepard book

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 29, 2017 11:26 AM (KdDCu)

202 I wonder how long ABC and NBC will spend on this at the opening of evening news before segueing quickly to Moore, or Trump's "brutal racist taunt" on Warren. This ain't the narrative they wanted.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 29, 2017 11:26 AM (U6f54)

203 I wonder if old Matt has been compromised by the Russians when he was at Sochi. He sounds like the kind of guy who cannot control himself.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 11:26 AM (MuTTO)

204 Are we assuming Lauer gave the toy because he couldn't maintain during a voluntary session?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (7ZVPa)

205 My working assumption is that any news chick on NBC/MSNBC played ball. C'mon, Katy Tur is dumb as a post. There has to have been at least 20 capable women journalists in the pool, but she got picked to move up. Because if Lauer used his power to veto advancement unless a woman played ball, you can bet there were other guys at NBC/MSNBC who did too. And the wowen who gave quid pro quo are just as guilty. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (cAXIk)

206 And in somewhat related new, Conyers is refusing to resign..I have a vision of him being dragged out of the senate hall, in his pajamas, kicking and screaming.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (a0IVu)

207 I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and say he wasn't handy enough to have installed that on his own. He had to ask for it and someone had to approve it. There's the paper trail that brings nbc to it's knees.
---

Agree 100%.

However... that doesn't mean that management knew about it.

He could have slipped building maintenance $100 or so and they probably would have installed it after hours with no questions asked.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (aT+Bx)

208 Andrea Mitchell accusing Lauer? Of what, doing the jobs Al Greenspan can't?

I think she is accusing him of having a 3some with her and Al.

Great mental picture huh?

Posted by: Timon at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (NTM5E)

209 Matt Lauer and Garrison Keillor?  They're on another planet as far as I'm concerned.  It's been that way for decades.  I guess it's time they got their just deserts.

The MSM is howling about the White House Christmas decorations.  The parakeets don't like them, but I do.  Just watching the White House video of the decorations was a real treat.  The First Lady's and the WH staff's efforts are spectacular.  Thank you!

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (Pqytn)

210 My finger's stuck!  I can't get out!!!

Posted by: Brick Tamland at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (hqZPQ)

211 Rape me, my friend

Posted by: M. Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (GsAUU)

212 153 Note to Weinstein, Rose, Lauer, Spacey, Conyers,and every other indecent exposure-ist out there: Unexpectedly whipping it out is not hot. Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (hZ+us) ========= This isn't about sex; similar to, but not as violent as rape -- it's about power, bullying, and humiliating those less powerful and without much recourse in the workplace.

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (XtE7u)

213 We thought it was odd when Matt demanded a Sawzall be delivered to his office.

Posted by: NBC Building Administrator at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (r9UYA)

214 Be honest, I bet Hoda would have really appreciated a dildo.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (/M6LT)

215 92 >>Some of this stuff is over the top Some? Where do you work, the Bunny Ranch? Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (/tuJf) damn you Jack. that was good cawfee on the keyboard.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (e8nXh)

216 I hate saying this, but I now wonder about the true nature of Ann Curry's departure.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (OD2ni)

217 guess how many pussyhats we see standing in the crowd behind the Today Show stage tomorrow morning. Yeah that whole "movement" kinda vanished, didn't it? Didn't Lauer put one of those stupid things on at some point and attend a rally?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:27 AM (39g3+)

218 good point ... rape button used to lock someone in = "kidnapping"
(perhaps, ianal) ... but sounds right.

Did the button turn the security cameras OFF?
Did he ever roofie someone?
Did the co-hosts that were surprised this morning, also know all along?  Were they only surprised he was fired?  Have they ever "participated"?  (in the actions, the coverup, in leading others to his office of rape?)

Will they and others at NBC be asked the hard questions?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:28 AM (/aIFg)

219 "Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her" This sounds like a 'Good Idea Brought To You at 1:45AM By Value-Rite Vodka'. Or he's just an assholepervwankerjerk.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 29, 2017 11:28 AM (IG9An)

220 Whammy! 

Posted by: Champ Kind at November 29, 2017 11:28 AM (hqZPQ)

221 A friend of mine, who is a nurse, and of the late-middle-age type, tells the story of nursing school with the nuns. The subject of male urinary catheterization came up. The nuns told all of the young, female nursing students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp. ------------ Oh my goodness! I shouldn't laugh, but, oh, the heck with it. Ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:28 AM (UoSKV)

222 This more or started with an audio of some locker room talk by Trump with another guy.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 11:28 AM (t6XCL)

223 197 "Rape Button". Yeesh. Hopefully that becomes his new prison nickname. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (hcyUh) "It takes the pressure off me." - - Dick Button

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:28 AM (mbhDw)

224 All of my rapes were above average.

Posted by: Garrison Keillor at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (GsAUU)

225 Did Matt have a ficus or two in his secluded office? Play the clips of this douchebag scolding Ted Baxter, Donny Two Scoops, etc, etc, for their sexual behavior.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (8O3HH)

226 Is Variety Vanity Fair?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (jjaLl)

227 Cokie Roberts is an old broad. She should definitely take herself out of the game because man when I leaned on her hard she sounded like someone stepped on a bag of Doritos. I think she's got arthritis or something.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (4ErVI)

228 209 Andrea Mitchell accusing Lauer? Of what, doing the jobs Al Greenspan can't? I think she is accusing him of having a 3some with her and Al. Great mental picture huh? Posted by: Timon at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (NTM5E) "And then Al blows his load all over Matt!" - - The Aristocrats

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (mbhDw)

229 I kind of don't believe the remote door lock story because COME ON! I didn't even consider that if that button controls the door, it probably also starts the camera because yup. But still. He had a remote door lock button installed at his office? COME ON!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (mf5HN)

230 loathe the guy Sad! /

Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (MF4DY)

231 Jay, please tell me you are teasing us about Andrea Mitchell. I can't bring myself to look it up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (UoSKV)

232 >>This more or started with an audio of some locker room talk by Trump with another guy. Which was held and released when it could do maximum damage by, wait for it, NBC.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (/tuJf)

233 "Rape Button".
Yeesh.

Hopefully that becomes his new prison nickname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (hcyUh)

"It takes the pressure off me."

- - Dick Button Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----
Just shut up.

Posted by: Butt Button at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (8b+oT)

234 I'd bag an old fatso chick if it meant quick career advancement

Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 29, 2017 11:29 AM (GSJcT)

235 186 I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and say he wasn't handy enough to have installed that on his own. He had to ask for it and someone had to approve it. There's the paper trail that brings nbc to it's knees. Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (yM/Yl) I keep thinking of when George Costanza had that sleep area built under his desk by Jerry's carpenter.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:30 AM (Enq6K)

236 I wonder how many times Moochelle whipped her johnson out and horse bit a poor underling who wouldn't go for it.

Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 11:30 AM (nisXv)

237 I'm an orthodontist.  Please take off your clothes.  Humm, he, hmmm...

Posted by: Beavis at November 29, 2017 11:30 AM (hqZPQ)

238 Oh my goodness! I shouldn't laugh, but, oh, the heck with it. Ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (UoSKV)

LMAO...I was educated in a catholic school by nuns and still remember being rapped on the knuckles with a wooden ruler..ouch..

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

239 He also cheats at golf. and talks on the cell phone at the theater. He burns popcorn in the company microwave, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:30 AM (39g3+)

240 235 I'd bag an old fatso chick if it meant quick career advancement Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (GSJcT) George Brazil, not Donna Brazil, in your case.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:30 AM (mbhDw)

241 "Be honest, I bet Hoda would have really appreciated a dildo. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus" What's the big deal? I gave one to Jane Pauley every Christmas.

Posted by: Gene Shallit at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (OD2ni)

242 Mike Pence should send out pamphlet to these lefties on how to attend meetings with women.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (t6XCL)

243 Some of these guys...well Matt maybe, should have been able to get laid without coercion. even just star power. But they seem to get a sick thrill out of using force. degrading women.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (e8nXh)

244 Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her" === that colleague . . . Ann Curry.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (SC0dI)

245 "235 I'd bag an old fatso chick if it meant quick career advancement Posted by: Traddy the plumber" Hi sailor. Free tonight?

Posted by: Candy Crowley at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (OD2ni)

246 As the co-host of NBC's "Today," Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified. Yup, even better than a text. Dumber than dirt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (+lVUW)

247 It's made with bits of real panther. 

Posted by: Brian Fantana at November 29, 2017 11:31 AM (hqZPQ)

248 I guess he could have passed the door lock off as legitimate because a meeting becomes confidential and he doesn't want to interrupt the conversation to lock the door, or for security purposes - shooter in the building.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (BoMuO)

249 Matt was working on the approval for an appropriation request for 2018 where you first, remotely lock the doors, and then you second, remotely trigger a mechanism to fill the room with K-Y jelly thru the ventilation ducts.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (wx3l0)

250 My schadenboner just got a remote control door lock on it's old zeppelin hanger.

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (8b+oT)

251 223 This more or started with an audio of some locker room talk by Trump with another guy. Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (t6XCL) They were going to take him down for good with that. I get that it backfired and he won the election but dear Lord, all of this is just unimaginable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (mbhDw)

252 Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Roy Moore at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (SkuXa)

253 Only Dr. Ruth could save this now. Using her other skillset.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (AM1GF)

254 >>>I keep thinking of when George Costanza had that sleep area built under his desk by Jerry's carpenter one of my favorite episodes

Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (MF4DY)

255 Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks "Despite" Someone believes marriage ends the fixation on looks.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (EzdLW)

256 As the co-host of NBC's "Today," Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified. Come on ... it was a gag gift. Speaking of gag ...

Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (8gDQu)

257 Stop cutting into my hustle, Matt.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (GsAUU)

258 LMAO...I was educated in a catholic school by nuns and still remember being rapped on the knuckles with a wooden ruler..ouch.. Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (a0IVu) ------------ I'm just picturing a nurse pulling out the wooden spoon and -- no, I can't even type it, I'm laughing too hard. Hey ladies, for those of you who want your concealed carry permit but don't live in an obliging state, get yourself a bigger purse and a wooden spoon!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (UoSKV)

259 >>>>A friend of mine, who is a nurse, and of the late-middle-age type, tells the story of nursing school with the nuns. The subject of male urinary catheterization came up. The nuns told all of the young, female nursing students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp.

I'm kinda wishing these young women who encountered Lauer or Weinstien, or Weiner, or Keillor had wooden spoons.

You wanna whip that thing out at me? WHACK! (and not the kind you were hoping for.)
.
.
.That can be extremely embarrassing as that very thing happened to me during a physical to renew my health card for truck driving. 

The Doctor was a very comely young women in her early 30s and she told me to drop them for the hernia check.  As soon as she touched me it went all attention like.  She didn't use a spoon on it just the back of her hand and I did apologize and she said that was not the first time that had happened to her and it wouldn't be the last.  

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 11:32 AM (+Dllb)

260 Did he have a K-Y dispenser on the wall too?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (VpIIl)

261 I'm your doctor.  Please come up to my office for your examination.

Posted by: Dr Chim Richals at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (hqZPQ)

262 Joey Votto to the Red Sox?

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (GsAUU)

263 230 - I suspect that guys with $20 million dollar contracts are playing by a whole different set of rules; they likely have an army of enablers. If Lauer expensed a dildo shooting harpoon gun and ran around the halls of NBC screaming "She tasks me!" it would not surprise me.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (zzUT1)

264 Willowed, again, and completely OT But I don't have the time or ability to keep up with all the content or comments on this site. Maybe I should just retire, as I have tried, from this site. But I believe that this site is still read and considered by some very important people. Maybe my opinions and thoughts will still be considered by people with the power to actuallly affect policy. Please be patient with me as a 10 yr contributor of comments on this site, but my health (physical and mental) is failing. I can't read through 400 comments and more and affirm or dispute them anymore. I only ask that the commenters do a better job of self-polilicing the other commenters, by sarcasm or just outright criticism, and improve the site back to its original quality, and respect. Posted by: bergerbilder at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (lIZQs)

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (lIZQs)

265 255 >>>I keep thinking of when George Costanza had that sleep area built under his desk by Jerry's carpenter one of my favorite episodes Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (MF4DY) Is that the same episode that George asks, was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I've gotta plead ignorance on this.

Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (Ri/rl)

266 I'm surprised nobody was suspicious of the round leopard print velvet rotating bed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (BoMuO)

267 But still. He had a remote door lock button installed at his office? COME ON! === in my old firm one of the partners had an automatic door closer. It didn't lock, but it was hard to open again unless he pushed to open button due to the hydraulics. btw - that guy was a total a'hole also.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 11:33 AM (VU2Cs)

268 I guess he could have passed the door lock off as legitimate because a meeting becomes confidential and he doesn't want to interrupt the conversation to lock the door, or for security purposes - shooter in the building. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (BoMuO) ----------- Mmmm hmmmm. Nice try. *gets out wooden spoon*

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (UoSKV)

269 Someone believes marriage ends the fixation on looks. Yeah women don't stop being attractive just because you dedicated your life to one. But fixation is another issue entirely. Anything you give to another woman (attention, support, etc) that you owe only to your wife... is adultery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (39g3+)

270

 

The nuns told all of the young, female nursing students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp.

 

 

The nuns belong  to  the "Sisters  of  the  Holy  Spatula"   order

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (lKyWE)

271 A lock-the-doors button. He's a James Bond villain with a boner.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (6FqZa)

272 192 A friend of mine, who is a nurse, and of the late-middle-age type, tells the story of nursing school with the nuns. The subject of male urinary catheterization came up. The nuns told all of the young, female nursing students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp.... Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (g02EW) -------------------------------------- Not for me...Yeaaaa....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (MuTTO)

273 Red Buttons > Dick Button > Rape button

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (EzdLW)

274 >> "129 one of the funniest things I ever saw on the Today show was some guy - I have no idea who he was now this was years ago. Guy comes on for some reason and is interviewed by Matt Lauer. Spends the last minute or two congratulating Matt on his success. Goes on and on about how his success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . . as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and impotence is priceless."  Posted by: Simplemin

That's funny

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (ZZdXT)

275 Remotely locked doors, secluded office an an open secret of "trysts".

Are they sure this guy wasn't a serial killer?

Oh yeah, and NBC "just found out" OMG!!

*makes OK sign with hand*

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

276 >>This just in: Andrea Mitchell is now accusing Lauer.

That one I'll deny.
She'd give me old crone dick.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (2cuLk)

277 I want to use this black dildo on you in my private helicopter while the copilot watches! Wait, where are you going? Come back!

Posted by: Matt Lauerr at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (SkuXa)

278 274 Red Buttons > Dick Button > Rape button Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (EzdLW) "Strange things are happening..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (mbhDw)

279 The screaming hypocrisy. Of the whole damned industry. 

Up the Revolution, time for cigar guillotines!

Posted by: Clique me at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (1vsiQ)

280 bergerbilder, I'm sorry that your health is failing. I'll say a prayer for you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

281 I love...lamp. 
I love...Hoda.
I love...what is love?

Posted by: Brick Tamland at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (hqZPQ)

282 Red Buttons > Dick Button > Rape button > Reset Overcharged Button

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (8gDQu)

283 >>>I guess he could have passed the door lock off as legitimate because a meeting becomes confidential and he doesn't want to interrupt the conversation to lock the door, or for security purposes - shooter in the building. Considering the emerging picture we're getting of the environment at NBC, he probably wrote "Rape Button" on the work order form and added three exclamation points and a smiley face.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (ppaKI)

284 You know it's a good day when Ace gets to use "Whoo Doggy" in a post.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (HB2On)

285 I am without words to describe the absolute beauty of this slaughter.  Sure makes Pelosi's defense of Conyers all the more excellent.  Incredible to behold.

I always disliked Garrison Keillor and his schtick and had a very arrogant liberal ex-BIL  that loved him to the point of weirdness.  I would like to ask him about what he thinks about the guy now.

Lauer is a true giant to fall.  Wow.  What an arrogant perv.  The idea that you could have someone in your office,  whip it out and ask for head is really beyond the pale.  At least he didn't Weinstein it into a potted plant when rejected.

More to come (pardon the pun) I am sure.


Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at November 29, 2017 11:35 AM (g1MTt)

286 "Garrison Keillor" and "sex" should never be used in the same sentence. But, bravo to him for beating out Charlie Rose as the least attractive guy in the 2017 Sexual Predator Parade.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2017 11:36 AM (ATVNj)

287 "Lauer had a "secluded" office permitting him trysts at work, and if the seclusion wasn't enough, he installed a special feature: He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk, "

Don't forget about the vibrating chairs and handcuffs in the top drawer.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 11:36 AM (VpIIl)

288 285 You know it's a good day when Ace gets to use "Whoo Doggy" in a post. Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (HB2On) Well, flaming skulls can indicate good or bad, I guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:36 AM (mbhDw)

289 Seriously, someone should check out Lauer's crawlspace.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (YV+SU)

290 "He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk," ........... So Matt's office was a sex dungeon?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (2WITp)

291 Posted by: bergerbilder at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (lIZQs) I'm sorry you're having health problems. Prayers up.

Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (Ri/rl)

292 What most people don't understand about Lauer, Charlie Rose and others that they're not just looking for love in all the wrong places. These are Power Fucks. These are fucks because they're large and in charge. They can make someone go stand out in the rain waiting for story, run and get coffee, pick up the dry cleaning or get down on their knees and start sucking. And one common thing about power fucks is that it's not love making. Pussy? Go home and give that to your boyfriend. Bend over bitch. Power doesn't want what is given away to everyone. Power wants what isn't on the menu. And the other dirty secret out there is that there are a large number of women who like power.

Posted by: Jwest at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (/roJx)

293 Is that the same episode that George asks, was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I've gotta plead ignorance on this. Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (Ri/rl) No...that was the one where he schtuped the cleaning lady.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (Enq6K)

294 All kidding aside, the technology for remotely locking doors has really advanced so Matt could probably set it up himself and have it available on his phone.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (OD2ni)

295 This more or started with an audio of some locker room talk by Trump with another guy.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (t6XCL)


They were going to take him down for good with that.

I get that it backfired and he won the election but dear Lord, all of this is just unimaginable. Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----
Let destruction surprise them. Let the net that they hid catch them. Let them fall into their own pit and be destroyed. Psalm 35:8

Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (8b+oT)

296 Hedley Lamar:  You pressed the 'rape' button twice.

Matt Lauer:  I like rape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (oVJmc)

297 256 Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks "Despite" Someone believes marriage ends the fixation on looks. Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (EzdLW) It intensifies it, if anything. YMMV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (mbhDw)

298 I have a lock on my office. I use it to keep out the bears during menstration. Menstruating bears are the worst.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (QQ+il)

299 Did vanity fair just scoop the NYT and NY Post who were about to publish a similar Lauer perv story?

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:37 AM (hZ+us)

300 166 I suppose my panicked and trembling Barney Fife style with women is considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date. Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM

Don't feel bad. I dated my accounting major Baylor co-ed for four years, was only allowed to see her on Saturdays, and couldn't enter her dorm beyond about a five foot mark inside the front door. And I worked 100 miles away and  was age 23 to 26. But you do what you have to do if honorable in intentions. I married her a month after she graduated.

Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (LfJIn)

301 I hear Fusion is hiring! Also, Fuck that asshole.

Posted by: nip at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (VqJRJ)

302 bergerbilder, I wasn't on the previous thread, but I can imagine the goings-on. I hope you don't retire from here! You get yourself better, read and comment when you can, and do what I do - when it gets nasty, disappear. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (UoSKV)

303 one of the funniest things I ever saw on the Today show was some guy - I have no idea who he was now this was years ago. Guy comes on for some reason and is interviewed by Matt Lauer. Spends the last minute or two congratulating Matt on his success. Goes on and on about how his success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . . as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and impotence is priceless." Posted by: Simplemin That's funny ======= I should try to find it on youtube. Its was awesome. The guy was smooth, the knife was in and sawing back and forth before Lauer even knew it.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (nwIeR)

304 I'm not 100% on the Keillor thing, sounds like he was maybe a bit gropey but maybe not a molester or sexual harasser. More an opportunist than intimidation. But who knows?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (39g3+)

305 Not for me...Yeaaaa.... Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (MuTTO) Maybe that is why it is bent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (BoMuO)

306 The funny part is NBC is acting like they are shocked by this. He had a sex stable at work! Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (MuTTO) Capt. Renault: Hell, even I couldn't do the shocked bit with a straight face over this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (493sH)

307 Lauer was one thing, but when I heard about Keillor I realized I had a chance (once again) to serve my country! NASA has just completed a 100-meter tall test rig to apply millions of pounds of force to the prototype of the giant SLS rocket booster, to make sure it could handle the takeoff thrust. I asked them if they had thought about how to test the test rig! They admitted they had not, so I offered my post-Keillor schaden-boner! Once they reviewed its specifications, they said they preferred to approach testing the huge rig in smaller steps!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (MwpRk)

308 Come on ... it was a gag gift.

Speaking of gag ...
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM
---

Lots of inappropriate stuff is covered up as "humor."

On a female co-workers birthday, another co-worker, a burly male truck loader, forced her onto his lap and spanked her.

She did NOT want that to happen, complained to HR, and I believe that was the reason he was fired.

But I'm sure he thought it was funny at the time.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (aT+Bx)

309 Here's how you spoon a guy, ladies. https://www.wikihow.com/Spoon-Someone Rule #1: "Establish your spoon size"

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (EzdLW)

310 299 I have a lock on my office. I use it to keep out the bears during menstration. Menstruating bears are the worst. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il) The leave red beren stains on the carpeting...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (mbhDw)

311 Someone believes marriage ends the fixation on looks. I had a boyfriend in college who was not so much with the subtle when looking at pretty girls. Bless his heart, he didn't mean to look like a dog following a tennis ball but there you have it. I was asked once why it didn't seem to bother me. My reply? The moment he stops looking at them is the moment he stops looking at me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:38 AM (mf5HN)

312 Prayers for ya, berger. You've had it rough lately.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 29, 2017 11:39 AM (AM1GF)

313 there are a large number of women who like power. Those women into Teh Ruff Stuff will wait for you to get up and lock the doors. The button means this creep needed the convenience of locking the doors quickly when the women started nervously scouting for exits.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:39 AM (6FqZa)

314 "He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk," ............ Don't tell me. And in his car all the interior passenger door handles were removed.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 11:39 AM (2WITp)

315 The nuns with the wooden spoon story is funny. There was another story about wooden spoon being snuck in to a fiance's bed to see if she would notice it being there.

Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 11:39 AM (w7KSn)

316 Well, flaming skulls can indicate good or bad, I guess. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw) -- Shouldn't we have a special Flaming Clown Boner for this unfolding drama? C'mon Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 11:39 AM (qJtVm)

317 Don't feel bad. I dated my accounting major Baylor co-ed for four years, was only allowed to see her on Saturdays, and couldn't enter her dorm beyond about a five foot mark inside the front door. And I worked 100 miles away and was age 23 to 26. But you do what you have to do if honorable in intentions. I married her a month after she graduated. Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (LfJIn) ---------- I love this, Lester! Good for you. Sounds like your wife is one lucky lady.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (UoSKV)

318 And the company just installed this for him...no questions asked!? That's my question in all of this. I really, really want to see the paper or email trail for that. Like, is it called the "David Letterman Special" at NBC?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (3J/LN)

319 The leave red beren stains on the carpeting... Posted by: J.J. Sefton Wait, I thought they were beren steins...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (AM1GF)

320 And the other dirty secret out there is that there are a large number of women who like power. Which was Trump's whole point, about women and power. But taking advantage of stupid women or women trying to spend their looks for advancement is bad, too. And I think President Trump realized that eventually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (39g3+)

321 I ran into Garrison Keillor in National Airport waiting for a flight. We were in a sitting area and I recognized him. Normally I would smile and nod my head but I was taken aback his horrible dye job and the overall creepiness of the guy. I said to myself, 'Puddin Head, let's leave this one alone'. And I did.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (YV+SU)

322 Rule #3: "Do the Ol' Ball and Spoon"

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (EzdLW)

323 Clip from Foul Play is perfect.  Saw it with my aunt and she laughed so hard at this scene I thought she'd die from a laughter overdose.  Dudley Moore was perfect as the groper!

Posted by: Locke Common at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (5nEMV)

324 Lots of inappropriate stuff is covered up as "humor." And then... there's the HQ. The button's only for locking down The Barrel though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:40 AM (6FqZa)

325 Pretty sure Ace was trying to install one of those magic door lock buttons on his custom made shelves yesterday but when he pressed the button it locked up the blog. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (hS07U)

326 I liked A Prairie Home Companion back in the 80s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (BoMuO)

327 "I had a boyfriend in college who was not so much with the subtle when looking at pretty girls. Bless his heart, he didn't mean to look like a dog following a tennis ball but there you have it. I was asked once why it didn't seem to bother me. My reply? The moment he stops looking at them is the moment he stops looking at me. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around." My wife has a similar attitude and does not mind a quick glance followed up by her with "Enjoy the view?" with a smile.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (OD2ni)

328 Mummy face. Yeah, but are either of these buffoons doing the Sex Scandal Face: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/617882-dogs

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (aoT/r)

329 When I was in HS, the best part of my day was turning on ABC Good Morning America and seeing Joan Lunden.  I didn't mind Bullwinkle J Moose but Joan was my first newsbabe crush.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (hqZPQ)

330 One thing all this does is make me think I am not as fucked up as I thought I was. I think. Maybe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (SjImc)

331 Guess it's a new one to me that Ernst Stavro Blofeld was--and that he was in so many Bond films--which I've seen! And that Dr. Evil is so obviously a copy of!! Heck, whatever Christoff Waltz's name was in Spectre, I already forgot after watching the movie. How can this guy be so iconic--especially Donald Pleasence, the ultimate unctuous bad guy--and it just blows right by me?

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (vDqXW)

332 Okay so Lauer didn't get fired so much for what he did as he got fired because it finally all was being brought into the open. At least that's how it seems to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:41 AM (mf5HN)

333 This guy Lauer makes Moore look like a Saint As a matter of fact i would use that as a campaign bumper sticker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (SjImc)

334 David Sweeney, chief news editor for NPR, has just stepped down over harassment charges.

Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (w7KSn)

335 331 One thing all this does is make me think I am not as fucked up as I thought I was. I think. Maybe Posted by: Nevergiveup ditto

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (K2T58)

336 Sounds like there may have been a bit of kidnapping involved, too.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (2WITp)

337 Shouldn't we have a special Flaming Clown Boner for this unfolding drama? Have a big red Schadenboner GIF, shooting popcorn out the tip.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (HB2On)

338 And I know for a fact that WeaselWoman is a lucky lady, by the way. Believe it or not, most women prefer decent men.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (UoSKV)

339 Menstruating bears are the worst.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM


This.

Posted by: Jay Cutler[/i] at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (ctuyM)

340 I'm thinking that NBC had a dedicated building team to construct 'special' offices for their big wigs like Letterman, Lauer, etc.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 11:42 AM (7ZVPa)

341 >>> One thing all this does is make me think I am not as fucked up as I thought I was. I think. Maybe Suddenly that Dutch Winona poetry seems kinda quaint, right?!?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (/M6LT)

342 Was Laeur on this morning?id love to see that. I wonder if he ever hit on Jenna Bush.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (hZ+us)

343 335 David Sweeney, chief news editor for NPR, has just stepped down over harassment charges. Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (w7KSn) And the hits just keep on comin'!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw)

344 My wife has a similar attitude and does not mind a quick glance followed up by her with "Enjoy the view?" with a smile. I had a girlfriend who would point other girls out. I was usually busy doing something, not rubbernecking. I think it was supposed to be some kind of test or something. Apparently I passed, she liked me still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (39g3+)

345 336 331 One thing all this does is make me think I am not as fucked up as I thought I was. I think. Maybe Posted by: Nevergiveup ditto Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (K2T5 I rethought the surprise dildo baked into the office party cake.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (qJtVm)

346 Nursing students with the wooden spoon. I don't think I want to know what they where supposed to whack if the man got excited during a hernia check.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (EzdLW)

347 At Lake Wobegon men hit their privates with a wooden spoon. Proudly they remove the splinters themselves.

Posted by: Garrison Keillor at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (bc2Lc)

348 338 Shouldn't we have a special Flaming Clown Boner for this unfolding drama? Have a big red Schadenboner GIF, shooting popcorn out the tip. Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (HB2On) My first thought was pudding. But, no.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (mbhDw)

349 >>Believe it or not, most women prefer decent men. Now you tell me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

350 Alex, word on the street is you're in the market for .3 kids.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (4tiDW)

351 Menstruating bears are the worst.

Not THE worst.

Posted by: Leonardo Dicaprio at November 29, 2017 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

352 one of the funniest things I ever saw on the Today show was some guy - I have no idea who he was now this was years ago. Guy comes on for some reason and is interviewed by Matt Lauer. Spends the last minute or two congratulating Matt on his success. Goes on and on about how his success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . . as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and impotence is priceless." ____________________ I read an article on Lauer years ago, and it said that after he had been fired from some t.v. anchor job, he had taken a job selling mens' suits in a store. They were the only people willing to hire him. So if this guy hadn't been getting $25 million from NBC for reading crap on air (and molesting female employees off air), he would have been telling bald businessmen which ties looked good with the suits they were trying on. His success really was inexplicable. You could tell he was a creep. His arrogance and smugness oozed through the tube.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (fqUgw)

353 Believe it or not, most women prefer decent men. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (UoSKV) Been married 33 years and counting. And she never tried to Bobbit me...Now that's my definition of success!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (SjImc)

354 I rethought the surprise dildo baked into the office party cake. Was it a Peppermint Patty cake?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (6FqZa)

355 318 Don't feel bad. I dated my accounting major Baylor co-ed for four years, was only allowed to see her on Saturdays, and couldn't enter her dorm beyond about a five foot mark inside the front door. And I worked 100 miles away and was age 23 to 26. But you do what you have to do if honorable in intentions. I married her a month after she graduated.
Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (LfJIn)
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I love this, Lester! Good for you. Sounds like your wife is one lucky lady.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (UoSKV)

_______________________________


He skipped the really sweet part about their first date at the St. Louis World's Fair.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (OIiRj)

356 I asked them if they had thought about how to test the test rig! And how do you test the test test rig?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (BoMuO)

357 I ran into Garrison Keillor in National Airport waiting for a flight. We were in a sitting area and I recognized him. Normally I would smile and nod my head but I was taken aback his horrible dye job and the overall creepiness of the guy. I said to myself, 'Puddin Head, let's leave this one alone'. And I did. Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (YV+SU) --- I think I remember that Keillor was banned from swimming in the ocean by the EPA. Does anybody else "think they remember" that?

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (vDqXW)

358 The Creepy Uncle Joe video (linked in the sidebar and posted at Don Surber's  blog) is truly amazing.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (ylUqT)

359 341 I'm thinking that NBC had a dedicated building team to construct 'special' offices for their big wigs like Letterman, Lauer, etc. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (7ZVPa) ... Letterman had a flophouse room, right? When do we get into the liability of corporations that built torture dungeons for the specific use of their privileged stud horses?

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (yL25O)

360 Anything you give to another woman (attention, support, etc) that you owe only to your wife... is adultery. *looks at adultery scorecard* *adds another column* We're going to need a smaller font.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 11:44 AM (fuK7c)

361 You guys are killin' me here.

"He's the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of sexual harassment."

Is there also a Rosa Klebb who sometimes procures the women?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (ZZdXT)

362 Was it a Peppermint Patty cake? Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (6FqZa) --- German Chocolate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (qJtVm)

363 Been married 33 years and counting. And she never tried to Bobbit me...Now that's my definition of success! Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (SjImc) -------------- And her definition of success is that in 33 years, she's never had to cook one meal.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (UoSKV)

364 Just a thought, but if Lauer did install the door locking device there is no way management could not have know about it.  That makes them an liable in any Civil suit or Criminal trial. 

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (+Dllb)

365 He skipped the really sweet part about their first date at the St. Louis World's Fair. Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (OIiRj) They wore onions around their necks back then

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (BoMuO)

366 His arrogance and smugness oozed through the tube.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (fqUgw)


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It's a toss-up between Lauer and Bob Costas.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (Pqytn)

367 Meester Lauer's upholstery always need the deep cleaning.

Posted by: NBC Office Cleaning Crew at November 29, 2017 11:45 AM (r9UYA)

368 353 His success really was inexplicable. You could tell he was a creep. His arrogance and smugness oozed through the tube. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (fqUgw) I think the first time I ever saw Lauer was when he was on local TV here in NYC with Jill Rapaport doing some fluffy bullshit entertainment news show. Once a week half hour thing. There is nothing he does - I mean legally and on the air - that I cannot do and far more betterer. Life is unfair sometimes. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:46 AM (mbhDw)

369 This guy Lauer makes Moore look like a Saint As a matter of fact i would use that as a campaign bumper sticker Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (SjImc) Of course Moore looks like a Saint. He was Simon Templar on TV for years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)

370 Don't tell me. And in his car all the interior passenger door handles were removed. Windowless van.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 11:46 AM (QQ+il)

371 Now you tell me. Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf) ----------- Something tells me you don't have to worry.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:46 AM (UoSKV)

372 Just a thought, but if Lauer did install the door locking device there is no way management could not have know about it. That makes them an liable in any Civil suit or Criminal trial. So the people about to get really boned are NBC's shareholders.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:46 AM (6FqZa)

373 And her definition of success is that in 33 years, she's never had to cook one meal. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (UoSKV) Oh she cooks. I just smile and don't eat it Hey she made me mashed potatoes the other night. That will last me a week or so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 11:47 AM (SjImc)

374 365 Just a thought, but if Lauer did install the door locking device there is no way management could not have know about it. That makes them an liable in any Civil suit or Criminal trial. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (+Dllb) Security lock in case of active shooter would be the excuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:47 AM (mbhDw)

375 And her definition of success is that in 33 years, she's never had to cook one meal.


Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM


That's pre-Moron Cookbook, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax[/i] at November 29, 2017 11:47 AM (ctuyM)

376 I hope he used a candy wrapper as a condom. 

I mean, you get hungry.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 29, 2017 11:47 AM (hqZPQ)

377 The moment he stops looking at them is the moment he stops looking at me. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN) older man kidding around with my sister on line at the bakery. both yukking it up. sport flirting. sister turns to wife and teasingly says "you let him flirt around with other women." She chuckles and says "sweetie i don't care where he gets his appetite as long as he dines at home."

Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 11:47 AM (e8nXh)

378 Seems however that actual alpha-male C-level types have long-ago figured-out it's a whole lot easier, and safer, to have a piece on the side and/or a sugar-daddy/sugar-baby relationship than to pull this sort of crap in the office. Or so I've been told. Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (7bkOX) Actually had this conversation with several of the young (male) engineers at work this morning. The grabbing, etc isn't about sex, but about exerting power. My point was, if you aren't bent and are rich and powerful, it should take you about 10 minutes to find a willing partner. Their reaction was pretty much, "Thanks for the pep talk. Now we have a reason to advance in the company!"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (5Yee7)

379 All kidding aside, the technology for remotely locking doors has really advanced so Matt could probably set it up himself and have it available on his phone. Posted by: Benji Carver
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I handled it for the president just fine.

Posted by: Betty Currie at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (8b+oT)

380 362 Is there also a Rosa Klebb who sometimes procures the women? Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (ZZdXT) Ellen Degenerate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (mbhDw)

381 Security lock in case of active shooter would be the excuse. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw) It was one of the Staples "Easy Buttons"

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (hS07U)

382 So the people about to get really boned are NBC's shareholders.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (6FqZa)


=======================


Eff 'em.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (Pqytn)

383 "Anything you give to another woman (attention, support, etc) that you owe only to your wife... is adultery." And this is why priests can't marry.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

384 Lena Dunham just accused Michael Moore of harassment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (BoMuO)

385 What's the over - under on ANY of these pervs actually seeing the inside of a prison cell and a large black dong? Fisting for a friend.

Posted by: Mad Maxine's Shriveled Brain at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (MCEs2)

386 That's pre-Moron Cookbook, of course. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM) ------ Cookbook?

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (Sfs6o)

387 And how do you test the test test rig? Aggressively, behind locked doors.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (QQ+il)

388 Believe it or not, most women prefer decent men. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (UoSKV) Before or after the Friendzone is full?

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (qQcQl)

389 "I ran into Garrison Keillor in National Airport waiting for a flight. We were in a sitting area and I recognized him. Normally I would smile and nod my head but I was taken aback his horrible dye job and the overall creepiness of the guy. I said to myself, 'Puddin Head, let's leave this one alone'. And I did. Posted by: Puddin Head" I stood on a street corner next to Sam Donaldson a couple of years ago. Without his lid and no makeup, he looked about 5000 years old.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 11:48 AM (OD2ni)

390 You know, I got a ton of shit from my wife the other day because I didn't correctly remember how many years I had been married in front of my wife - I said 24 years, the correct answer is 27. Imma gonna have a talk with the girl tonight on how fucking good she's got it that she's not married 27 years to Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (YV+SU)

391 Guess it's a new one to me that Ernst Stavro Blofeld was--and that he was in so many Bond films--which I've seen! And that Dr. Evil is so obviously a copy of!! Heck, whatever Christoff Waltz's name was in Spectre, I already forgot after watching the movie. How can this guy be so iconic--especially Donald Pleasence, the ultimate unctuous bad guy--and it just blows right by me? Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM Blofeld was played by a number of different actors. I don't think any of them reprised the role. Except perhaps the one that supplied voice only in one and an obscured appearence in another. The main ones were Donald Pleasence, Telly Savalas and Charles Gray. Maybe you were thrown by the different actors.

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (qGuLD)

392 There is nothing he does - I mean legally and on the air - that I cannot do and far more betterer. Life is unfair sometimes. QED. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw) --------- But JJ, in all seriousness, think of the crap you would have to endure. You'd hate all that, not to mention that being around those crazy libs AND being expected to agree with them, on air and enthusiastically, would make you bat-guano crazy. You know I'm right.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (UoSKV)

393 This auto da fe has been brought to you by a few thousand voters in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (BWL+E)

394 So, Billy Bush's revenge?

Posted by: Iblis at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (H66rs)

395 I'm thinking that NBC had a dedicated building team to construct 'special' offices for their big wigs like Letterman, Lauer, etc... Rockefeller?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (MINbv)

396 Really, the only difference between these 'movers and shakers' and us is that we are demonstrably more intelligent, probably as good looking, and we are much less likely to sexually harass the staff. That includes not only the press and Hollywood, but also congress.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (7ZVPa)

397 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me.  I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used.  Does anyone know?  TIA

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (lwiT4)

398 Did Joe have a rape button ... where the woman fell and was killed with two blows to the head?  (is it even possible to die accidentally from falling on carpet with one blow to the head, let alone two?)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:49 AM (/aIFg)

399 Mrs. Lauer is about to become one very rich single woman.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (Enq6K)

400 So now the site will be filled with posters wielding metaphorical wooden spoons?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (e1mEI)

401 Wait, remote door locking buttons are out? Next you'll try to tell me trap door levers are a thing of the past.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (aoT/r)

402 Wow! The fire does rise. Let it burn. Any Chad tier Media/Entertainment men been accused yet besides Sly Stallone?

Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (g4lFK)

403 If someone without visible skills or ability is suddenly in a position you have to wonder why or how they got there. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+) As far as I can tell just about every industry executive I've worked with must have slept their way to the top, even the men.

Posted by: Keith at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (USf3s)

404 393 But JJ, in all seriousness, think of the crap you would have to endure. You'd hate all that, not to mention that being around those crazy libs AND being expected to agree with them, on air and enthusiastically, would make you bat-guano crazy. You know I'm right. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (UoSKV) Honey, I'm married to one now and let's not go into the money I'm NOT making. For $25 million a year, I can spout words that sound leftist with a nod and wink. Easy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (mbhDw)

405 Menstruating bears are the worst. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM This. Posted by: Jay Cutler at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (ctuyM) Where else would you get such wonders as this? Nowhere else. That's where else.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

406 Cookbook?" To Serve Man

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (MINbv)

407 What's wrong with playing fuck, kill, marry at work?

Posted by: Pam Poovey at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (SkuXa)

408 IF SNL had a shred of integrity and talent, they'd have a field day with the 'Predatory Home Companion'.

Posted by: Leonardo Dicaprio at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (oVJmc)

409 "...he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis." ......... but not his balls which were still inside his pants down around his ankles

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 11:50 AM (2WITp)

410 >>> OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Legos?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (/M6LT)

411 I stood on a street corner next to Sam Donaldson a couple of years ago. Without his lid and no makeup, he looked about 5000 years old. Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (OD2ni) Sam wore a toupee? You mean that dead squirrel on his head wasn't his real hair?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (493sH)

412 This auto da fe has been brought to you by a few thousand voters in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (BWL+E)

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You're welcome.  Gift certificates for a pedicure are always appreciated.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (lwiT4)

413 Blofeld was a major character in several Bond books. Bond put a permanent end to him in You Only Live Twice after Blofeld killed his wife (in On Her Majesty's Secret Service).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (39g3+)

414 Mortise and tenon, grannie.

Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (w7KSn)

415 When you get rich, power and famous, I guess you also get really stupid. And think you're invincible. Guy should have just left his wife and played the field. But instead he decided to go with the desk rape button at work.

Posted by: Maritime at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (lKmt3)

416 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4) Shoddy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (BoMuO)

417 That's pre-Moron Cookbook, of course. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM) ----------- If NGU wants to stay married to his wife for another 33 years or so, he may not want to give her the Moron cookbook unless she knows what really goes on around here. I keep saying it, but it's definitely rated PG-13, for language and liberal-bashing. Not on every page! But it's there.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (UoSKV)

418 I zipped down to the bottom of the thread, (yeah, yeah, phrasing) when do his antics cross into criminal? Realistically, that's probably not a big deal for him; the way you hurt a guy like him making $20 mill a year is take it. All.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 29, 2017 11:51 AM (ty7RM)

419 Savannah Guthrie and her cohort with the "I'm shocked by this revelation". What pathetic phonies. Working close around the set, of course they knew of this behavior. In fact they could have been part of it.

Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (5wSNN)

420 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4) Are you thinking of joinery? Or perhaps Amish...

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (7UW64)

421 I think I put Keillor on my Christmas list a few weeks back. Woe and be gone!

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (vDqXW)

422 Where are the journalists of a bygone age, who had honor and integrity like Charles Kurault?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

423 414 Blofeld was a major character in several Bond books. Bond put a permanent end to him in You Only Live Twice after Blofeld killed his wife (in On Her Majesty's Secret Service). Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+) He comes back in On Her Majesty's and Diamonds Are Forever. Telly Savalas and Charles Gray.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (mbhDw)

424 Props to Tucker monologue. Also props to AtC for pointing out the Father/Brother/Husband/Son/BFF standard with the #MeToo hysteria.

Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (g4lFK)

425 Joinery

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (MINbv)

426 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4) Dovetail? Shaker?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (BoMuO)

427 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger tongue and groove

Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (K2T58)

428 >>> OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA No muy bueno?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (/M6LT)

429 394 This auto da fe has been brought to you by a few thousand voters in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (BWL+E) You're welcome

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (hcyUh)

430 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Mortise and tenon? Peg built?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (QQ+il)

431 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? Lena Dunham's sex life?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 29, 2017 11:52 AM (72PAC)

432 So you have an interesting resume. Let's probe it. *click*

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (rEW4J)

433 62 ...... I really fear we're headed for a sexless end where the whole goddamned human race dies out from willing lack of child birth..... Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM ------------------------------- What is this absurd connection you make between sex and child-bearing?!? The West is absolutely OBSESSED with sex --- but I don't see the children.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (0jtPF)

434 For $25 million a year, I can spout words that sound leftist with a nod and wink. Easy. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw) ------------ Nope. You have a conscience, or you wouldn't be here.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (UoSKV)

435 423 Where are the journalists of a bygone age, who had honor and integrity like Charles Kurault? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (oVJmc) He was a giant turd. A friend of mine who worked as his editor at 60 Minutes hated him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (mbhDw)

436 For what its worth http://tinyurl.com/ybp8f7mf Text for those afraid to click a link: "FYI, as strange as it sounds in print, several execs at NBC News have this auto door close switch under their office desks at 30 Rock. I find it to be intimidating but not unusual."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (39g3+)

437 Mortise and tenon, grannie.

Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (w7KSn)

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Okay thanks.  Like little notches and lincoln logs, right?


Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (lwiT4)

438 O/T, but definitely weird news, apparently a convicted Serbian general just chugged poison (fatally) in open court after having his sentence upheld at the ICTY.

This guy wins the "You can't fire me, I quit!" award.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (p+Wdc)

439 Imma gonna have a talk with the girl tonight on how fucking good she's got it that she's not married 27 years to Matt Lauer. _____________________ Mrs. Lauer is probably the happiest woman on the planet right now. Her divorce case is made, and she doesn't even have to lay out big bucks for the private detectives. All she has to do now is sit back and wait for the gigantic check to arrive.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 11:53 AM (fqUgw)

440 435 Nope. You have a conscience, or you wouldn't be here. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (UoSKV) Of course I have a conscience. I also like the opportunity to be paid a shit ton of money and work behind enemy lines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (mbhDw)

441 Text for those afraid to click a link: "FYI, as strange as it sounds in print, several execs at NBC News have this auto door close switch under their office desks at 30 Rock. I find it to be intimidating but not unusual." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+) So they're all doing it. Investigate them all.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (72PAC)

442 341 I'm thinking that NBC had a dedicated building team to construct 'special' offices for their big wigs like Letterman, Lauer, etc. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (7ZVPa) Letterman was CBS.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (z/Ubi)

443 Someone in an earlier thread suggested a sign saying "Democratic sexual harassment has no home here." LOL Most of my neighbors are voting Democrats. Do you think they'd be PO.ed if i put out that sign? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (8+Ozj)

444 unless she knows what really goes on around here. I keep saying it, but it's definitely rated PG-13, for language and liberal-bashing. Not on every page! But it's there. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV) She knows. And she thinks PDT is a laugh riot. Not much offends her. We both, more or less, live in the real world.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (SjImc)

445 Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4) --- Tongue and groove?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (qJtVm)

446 436 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

You'd never believe how much tail I got though, coast to coast....in my Winnebago some of it female and some others of it human....

//C Kuralt Coach Lines

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (SzZnW)

447

 

OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA

 

Lincoln Logs

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (lKyWE)

448 He just didn't meet the right girl. Lauer is a shrimp. One good punch would have knocked that fuzz off his bald head.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (rEW4J)

449 He should go down for all the creepy sexual harassment incidents but the consensual encounters are a different matter. Now if you want to say they were only consensual because of threats or implied consequences then I do not think they should be termed consensual.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (U8pol)

450 Motise and Tenon Construction

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (YdCt8)

451 tongue and groove

Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (K2T5

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THAT's the word that escaped into my dementia!  Thanks for yanking it out!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (lwiT4)

452 Well Matt, perhaps the Deebil needs a new sex toy. Radio DJ just used the Where is Matt line and hoped Matt won't be found for awhile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (HpeUK)

453 Letterman was CBS." Not 80 - 92

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 11:54 AM (MINbv)

454 446 Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4) --- Tongue and groove? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (qJtVm) It's supposed to be flooring, not a dating technique.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (mbhDw)

455 Paste! You build things with paste! Just in case you get hungry while you're building.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (SkuXa)

456 Maybe you were thrown by the different actors. Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (qGuLD) --- It could also be that I haven't watched much of a pre-Dalton Bond film--except Live and Let Die--since I was 10. But I have the Lazenby one up on my Amazon list.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (vDqXW)

457 Among the celebs I've been in a room with, none trumps Trump himself, back around 1988. He's a big, big guy. Not just tall, but one of those people that really "fills the room." Smelled faintly of very expensive cologne. He wore his suit coat opened and it kind of flapped as he walked. Had an entourage that he was laughing and joking with. He seemed like a good guy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (ul9CR)

458 Does GE still own NBC, or did they spin them off already?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (hcyUh)

459 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. --- Beam and post. Old style barn construction. Grump928 Mortise and tenon. With wooden pegs. Quality furniture is constructed thus.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (KdDCu)

460 Actually I saw Tongue and Groove open for Yarborough and Peoples at the Cobo Arena in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (mbhDw)

461 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA ---------------------- White Glue. I hear that Matt and Harvey can help you out if you need to hang some wallpaper.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 11:55 AM (YV+SU)

462 The Horde is bringing it. We need a constant diet of these schadenfreudalicious scandals to keep up the pace. And it's good for the country, too. Since we're doing airport encounters with public figures, for some reason for a little while I kept running into Juan Williams at various airports. Spoke with him a few times. Thing is, he is almost certainly as clueless as he appears on TV. But he's the nicest, most easy-going person you could meet. Not a trace of "do you know who I am?". It's why I cringe at his cluelessness, and the abuse it rightly brings.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (OkKDg)

463 He comes back in On Her Majesty's and Diamonds Are Forever. Telly Savalas and Charles Gray./i] Right, I'm talking about the books. In the movies he's finally dumped into a smoke stack at the beginning of one of them, can't remember which. Roger Moore.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (39g3+)

464 Mrs. Lauer is probably the happiest woman on the planet right now. Her divorce case is made, and she doesn't even have to lay out big bucks for the private detectives. All she has to do now is sit back and wait for the gigantic check to arrive. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (fqUgw) Maybe, Maybe not. If the civil suits start flying, that's her money they are coming after. And Lauer and is "Wife" have an agreement and pretty much lead totally separate lives 100 miles apart.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (SjImc)

465 He comes back in On Her Majesty's and Diamonds Are Forever. Telly Savalas and Charles Gray. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM He might be talking about the books. OHMSS takes place before YOLT in the books, I think. Also, Blofeld shows up again in one of Roger Moore's flicks during the opener.

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (qGuLD)

466 Working close around the set, of course they knew of this behavior. In fact they could have been part of it. Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (5wSNN) I wrote earlier that the look on Guthrie's face said she's done him before.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (3myMJ)

467

 

Bill O'Reilly must be laughing his ass off right about now.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (lKyWE)

468 "Okay thanks. Like little notches and lincoln logs, right?" Can be very sophisticated. Can involve wooden dowels or pegs. I've seen some amazing examples of it for architecture or for shipwright works.

Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (w7KSn)

469 Good lord the media is so lame sometimes. 95% of this is all legit stuff, but then, consistent with their "toxic masculinity" BS, adds "Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and former employees." Uh, that makes him a member in good standing of the male side of the species. Men are, IN FACT, fixated on women's bodies and looks. True fact. It's the part where you ACT on your fixation, minus consent from the women involved that causes problems.

Posted by: deadrody at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (pafW5)

470 If NGU wants to stay married to his wife for another 33 years or so, he may not want to give her the Moron cookbook unless she knows what really goes on around here. I keep saying it, but it's definitely rated PG-13, for language and liberal-bashing. Not on every page! But it's there. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV) Only the HQ would have a PG-13 cookbook.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (mf5HN)

471 Does GE still own NBC" Comcast.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (MINbv)

472 -
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452 tongue and groove

Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (K2T5
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THAT's the word that escaped into my dementia! Thanks for yanking it out!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM

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Mucho Phrasingo


Posted by: irright at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (pMGkg)

473 You know, I have been thinking... maybe I am not coming on strong enough?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:56 AM (YdCt8)

474 RE: building stuff - is it timber framing? What do I win! What do I win!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (mf5HN)

475 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Maybe you're thinking of Post and Beam construction.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (398bZ)

476 If Harvey Ficus had used tongue+groove, would he be in as much trouble?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (HpeUK)

477 I zipped down to the bottom of the thread, (yeah, yeah, phrasing) when do his antics cross into criminal? Realistically, that's probably not a big deal for him; the way you hurt a guy like him making $20 mill a year is take it. All. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin His wife will. Don't worry.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u] at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (qQcQl)

478 My brother talked me into going to a Garrison Keillor show at Ravinia here in Chicagoland a few years back. He and a female guest sang Unchained Melody while walking through the whole crowd to stop and sing it to my brother, I hid behind a fat guy. It's not hard to imagine that creepy dude as a switch hitter.

Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (nisXv)

479 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know?

Shelves?

/Ace

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (oVJmc)

480 Quality furniture is constructed thus" Joinery. Carpentry uses nails/hardware.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 11:57 AM (MINbv)

481 476 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (398bZ)

or V notch Ax work....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (SzZnW)

482 I've never actually watched this guy. I gave up on tv a long time ago. I became of media bias when I started becoming aware of what that shitstain Obama was doing, but I've never watched a second of this idiot. I've never watched a complete Obama speech. I know these assholes by their actions. I don't need to listen to them assert their sophistries when I already know what they will say.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (/qEW2)

483 Who's Next?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (4tiDW)

484 She knows. And she thinks PDT is a laugh riot. Not much offends her. We both, more or less, live in the real world. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (SjImc) ------------- Then she'll love it. And maybe she'll cook you something from it! She could plan a whole meal, from drinks and appetizers all the way through to dessert, of nothing but Moron marvelousness.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (UoSKV)

485 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Mobile homes?

Posted by: Mad Maxine's Shriveled Brain at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (MCEs2)

486 I just watched a show on pbs about such building techniques Grammy, it was shown that the construction of the old Japanese temples were virtually earthquake proof using that method of building.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (6Ll1u)

487 (incidentally, in the curling video linked in the sidebar, the woman delivers a brilliant peel and double shot. really spectacular and worth a look for that, not the humorous voiceover.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (AxFdW)

488 Dang and the recipes I submitted were just recipes, I didn't try to work anything witty into them. Not that I have much wit to offer, mind you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (39g3+)

489 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? ____________ Precise joinery

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 11:58 AM (fqUgw)

490 Dare I ask what makes the cookbook PG-13?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2017 11:59 AM (HpeUK)

491 >>>Bill O'Reilly must be laughing his ass off right about now. He is! Sitting in a rich Corinthian leather chair. Buck naked. Sasquatch body covered in a fine gray pelt tinged with orange. Kleenex box within lanky arm reach. DOING IT LIVE, as they say

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 11:59 AM (/M6LT)

492 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Well, there's tongue-in-groove. *sees self out*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 11:59 AM (fuK7c)

493 Only the HQ would have a PG-13 cookbook. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN) ---------- If I had left in the f-bombs, it would have been R.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 11:59 AM (UoSKV)

494 484 Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (4tiDW)

Bill Nye

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:59 AM (SzZnW)

495 Maybe you're thinking of Post and Beam construction.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (398bZ)

====================



Oh yeah!  That one too!  How come there are so many words for the same thing?



Anyway, if anyone wants to know, Isaiah 40 and Mark 1 fit together like a Post and Beam tongue and groove Lincoln log.  It's really quite remarkable.



Back to the typing....


Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 12:00 PM (lwiT4)

496 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Well, there is also poured concrete. Steel reinforced.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 12:00 PM (KdDCu)

497 Not that I have much wit to offer, mind you." At least half, no? *ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 12:00 PM (MINbv)

498 maybe I am not coming on strong enough? Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (YdCt "Hey, wanna see my basement full of unsold fishing equipment inventory?"

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 12:00 PM (3myMJ)

499 Wattle and Daub.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:00 PM (QQ+il)

500 "FYI, as strange as it sounds in print, several execs at NBC News have this auto door close switch under their office desks at 30 Rock. I find it to be intimidating but not unusual." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+) Yeah! We're on a Helluva Roll!

Posted by: Auto Door Close Switch Installation & Repair Technician at November 29, 2017 12:00 PM (wf3RQ)

501 Juan Williams on The Five. How can he comment on Lauer? He had to settle a harassment suit in the '90's.

Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2017 12:01 PM (5wSNN)

502 Now if you want to say they were only consensual because of threats or implied consequences then I do not think they should be termed consensual. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (U8pol) --- But if we did that, the most powerful man in the world getting serviced by an unpaid stooge--hoping to buff her resume, or get a good recommendation--wouldn't be consensual either. There should be no concerns about what was actually proven about the president at the time--even though this was the official government policy on harassment. Because that was "just sex" and the people who wanted him out of office were prudes because it was "just about the sex". (I still rankle over the forced-straw-man bullshit that slimy Washington slugtrails tried to popularize!)

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:01 PM (vDqXW)

503 Then she'll love it. And maybe she'll cook you something from it! She could plan a whole meal, from drinks and appetizers all the way through to dessert, of nothing but Moron marvelousness. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (UoSKV) Well here's the thing: She is Gluton Free, A Vegetarian, no garlic, no fish, no cream sources, no cheese and Yada Yada Yada But she do eat Lobster and Shrimp. Yeah I don't get it but that's life.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 12:01 PM (SjImc)

504 Mrs. Lauer is probably the happiest woman on the planet right now. Her divorce case is made, and she doesn't even have to lay out big bucks for the private detectives. All she has to do now is sit back and wait for the gigantic check to arrive. ======= She filed for divorce some years ago. They must have reached a separation agreement because she withdrew it. She now lives full time in the Hamptons with the kids. he stays in the city. Occasional takes kids to a Yankees game. That's what I read anyway.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 12:01 PM (C6xeQ)

505 >>Can be very sophisticated. Can involve wooden dowels or pegs. I've seen some amazing examples of it for architecture or for shipwright works. My parents had an old farm house that was completely framed with mortise and tenon construction. Over 200 years old and solid as a rock.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 12:01 PM (/tuJf)

506 This just in;  Matt was working on the corporate approval of a second project appropriation request for 2018 to transform his ottoman into a remote-control sybian saddle.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 12:01 PM (wx3l0)

507 "Hey, wanna see my basement full of unsold fishing equipment inventory?" Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ) --- Can you help me move a couch into my van?

Posted by: Not Creepy at all at November 29, 2017 12:02 PM (vDqXW)

508 Geraldo will come out and say that he locks the door himself because he is macho!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 12:02 PM (/M6LT)

509 So far the only winner in Pervnado is Brian Williams.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 29, 2017 12:02 PM (5fSr7)

510 >>Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ) Hahaha - I need to look into those remote locking mechanisms, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:02 PM (YdCt8)

511 468 Bill O'Reilly must be laughing his ass off right about now. _______________ Not as hard as Lis Wiehl. Still can't believe she got $32 million out of him. For that kind of money, Bill O probably had something worse than a rape button.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 12:02 PM (fqUgw)

512 At least half, no? Well, on a good day

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 12:02 PM (39g3+)

513 Real men get drunk and tweet nudes at women after midnight.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at November 29, 2017 12:03 PM (SkuXa)

514 CRT, don't you worry, we have recipes of all sorts, from simple to more difficult, for single servings to family-reunion size, from all over the place. This is a cookbook for everyone. Because we have Morons of all sorts, so it needed to be a cookbook of all sorts. You'll like it. And it is coming. I can say no more. Weasel will get to me if I do. Do you people realize he is a former US champion with a long-range rifle? I hope I don't have to find out how long-range he can actually shoot with it, or I might have to move.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 12:03 PM (UoSKV)

515 It is rather telling that the people who should be leaving their jobs instantly upon these kinds of allegations, the politicians, are the ones clinging to their jobs with a hearty fuck you to their constituents, while private industry, which Hollywood perpetually portrays as a bastion of Neanderthal criminality, is jettisoning the scum fairly quickly. Schadenboner Status: Spitting Alternate Universes Hourly.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 12:03 PM (k2Hcx)

516 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. --- Shoddy?

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:03 PM (vDqXW)

517 "510 So far the only winner in Pervnado is Brian Williams. Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar" He only likes seeing his daughter get her ass munched on TV.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 12:04 PM (OD2ni)

518 Cheap knock off. I taught the man everything he knows.

Posted by: The Continental at November 29, 2017 12:04 PM (W/SyC)

519 Trump is making my portfolio great again DJIA 23,940.68 +103.97 (+0.44%)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:04 PM (QQ+il)

520 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. ............ Dump debris?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 12:04 PM (2WITp)

521 -
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OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used.
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Woodpile.


Posted by: irright at November 29, 2017 12:04 PM (pMGkg)

522 I remember when Lauer was supposed to be some kind of stud.  Abt 25 years ago.

Then he went bald.

Posted by: Jeanne del norte at November 29, 2017 12:04 PM (B9dAp)

523 Willard Scott was well hung.

Posted by: Jane Pauley at November 29, 2017 12:05 PM (bc2Lc)

524 Pass the popcorn... this could go on for quite a bit more methinks.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 29, 2017 12:05 PM (0OmEj)

525 I hope I don't have to find out how long-range he can actually shoot with it, or I might have to move. Moving is the key. Serpentine, baby, serpentine!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 12:05 PM (fuK7c)

526 491 Dare I ask what makes the cookbook PG-13? ----------------------- Spatchcocked Turkey.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 12:05 PM (YV+SU)

527 Well here's the thing: She is Gluton Free, A Vegetarian, no garlic, no fish, no cream sources, no cheese and Yada Yada Yada But she do eat Lobster and Shrimp. Yeah I don't get it but that's life. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (SjImc) --------- Well, okay. We will find her something. There's always the old "glass of water and a toothpick" strategy.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 12:05 PM (UoSKV)

528 In the movies he's finally dumped into a smoke stack at the beginning of one of them, can't remember which. Roger Moore. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+) For Your Eyes Only

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 12:05 PM (493sH)

529 Has anyone from MSNBC been, uh, fingered?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (qJtVm)

530 I suppose my panicked and trembling Barney Fife style with women is considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)

Posted by: The at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (VZLj2)

531 >>>OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used.<<<

Mortise and tenon?

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (wx3l0)

532 I'm still trying to work out what kind of man -- I mean he had to know the stories and the reputation -- sends his daughter to intern with Harvey Weinstein. Sure, she's the president's daughter and he likely was on his best behavior but still. Him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (39g3+)

533 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Timber frame?

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (HB2On)

534 "I was only seeking to console her...", says Keillor about slipping his hand into her panties. I used to enjoy his show, until he became overtly political. It surprises me not that he has had three marriages.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (y3sT9)

535 My parents had an old farm house that was completely framed with mortise and tenon construction. Over 200 years old and solid as a rock. Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (/tuJf) Yeah...but let me tell ya-- The house of straw shit doesn't work out too well!

Posted by: Zombie 1st 'Lil Pig at November 29, 2017 12:06 PM (wf3RQ)

536 "How the hell did anyone at NBC think this was acceptable? I don't just mean under modern sexual harassment guidelines, I mean as freaking human beings. " Objection! Assuming facts not in evidence. It is to be proven Liberals are human beings.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at November 29, 2017 12:07 PM (Vji0+)

537 One thing I'll say for Bryant Gumbel, when he goes away, he stays away.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 12:07 PM (oVJmc)

538 "I suppose my panicked and trembling Barney Fife style with women is considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)"

Ironically, Don Knotts was quite the ladies' man IRL.

Posted by: The Incredible Mr. Limpet at November 29, 2017 12:07 PM (VZLj2)

539 Dove tails

Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 12:07 PM (nisXv)

540 For Your Eyes Only Probably why it stuck with me. The best of Roger Moore's Bond films.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 12:07 PM (39g3+)

541 Pass the popcorn... this could go on for quite a bit more methinks. Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (0OmEj) I'm reminded of the line from I, Claudius - Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 12:08 PM (493sH)

542 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. --- Shoddy? Posted by: Axeman Tongue and Groove. . . . Allegedly.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 12:08 PM (k2Hcx)

543 I'm still trying to work out what kind of man -- I mean he had to know the stories and the reputation -- sends his daughter to intern with Harvey Weinstein. --------------- The same sort that would send her to intern with Bill Clinton, or Gary Condit, i.e., a Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 12:08 PM (y3sT9)

544 Adobe brick a.k.a. mud wickiup Yurt

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 12:08 PM (KdDCu)

545 460 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Mud and straw.

Posted by: Where the econazis want us living at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (Vji0+)

546 If this is the red pill I don't know if I'm up for this ride. This seems more like the brown acid.

Posted by: Max Power [/i] [/b] at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (q177U)

547 Teepee.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (C6xeQ)

548 Sign on Matt*s office door - If the walls are rockin don*t come a knockin.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (gbWkA)

549 Matt Lauer's parents must be embarrassed by this, no?

Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (88xKn)

550 502 Juan Williams on The Five. How can he comment on Lauer? He had to settle a harassment suit was turned into a newt in the '90's. [/I I got better.

Posted by: Juanito at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (sGtp+)

551 Ironically, Don Knotts was quite the ladies' man IRL. Dana Gould, on Don Knotts https://youtu.be/xV9HZQDxbMk?t=1m49s The whole vid is great (his stuff on Vincent Price is hilarious)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

552 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. -------------- Give us a call.

Posted by: Irish Travelers at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (y3sT9)

553 Conspiracy Theory #1394: Trump released some of the FBI files about the JFK assassination, and in them were reports confirming the earlier (revealed in the '90s) reports that Martin Luther King Jr. was not only a womanizer, but slept with underage groupies, forced women into orgies, make them do sex performances for him and his colleagues, etc. -- some of this witnesses by other black preachers whom he invited to his sex-soirees, and whom were horrified. Almost immediately after these revelations, the whole "sexual harassment" nationwide scandal broke, and it wiped the MLK revelations of the news cycle. Could it be that ll of this is simply a way to make the nation forget that the Left's #1 Untouchable Hero was exposed as being just as corrupt as the worst of them?

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (42M22)

554 >>One thing I'll say for Bryant Gumbel, when he goes away, he stays away. Oh he's still around. He's been doing a sports thing on HBO for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (/tuJf)

555 These men in power are lucky because men without that status get the crap beaten out of them or killed by other men when accused of sexual assault or rape.

Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 12:09 PM (g4lFK)

556 "summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis." Never worked for me. Not even once.

Posted by: Drider at November 29, 2017 12:10 PM (HdKKm)

557 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used.
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Haitian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

558 of the news cycle = off the news cycle

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:10 PM (42M22)

559 >> Dare I ask what makes the cookbook PG-13? The Instructions for making a proper Rhode Island Lobster. The pictures had to be taken out, altogether.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:10 PM (YdCt8)

560 Savanah Guthrie is has a gummy smile and is awkward. Wonder how she moved up the competitive morning show ladder?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 29, 2017 12:10 PM (U+nHb)

561 Sign on Matt*s office door - If the walls are rockin don*t come a knockin. If someone is desperately clawing at the door, don't come aknockin'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:10 PM (QQ+il)

562 Okay thanks. Like little notches and lincoln logs, right? Can be very sophisticated. Can involve wooden dowels or pegs. I've seen some amazing examples of it for architecture or for shipwright works. Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (w7KSn) Or the Loretto Chapel staircase. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loretto_Chapel There was beautiful little movie made about it called "The Staircase". William Peterson (CSI) and Barbara Hershey.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 12:11 PM (EzdLW)

563 Put the lotion in the basket ! - Matt Lauer

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2017 12:11 PM (M+Lyo)

564 Who would have thought Charlie Rose would be a smoother operator than Matt Lauer.  Rose walks out of shower nekkid and casually strolls around with his dick hanging - while Matt says - "Hey babe - look at my dick!".  (Of course not realizing he has old man balls also- ha ha ha ha).

Posted by: Glenn John at November 29, 2017 12:11 PM (LilNs)

565 Where is Matt? How about Where is Matt's Penis? Where are Matt's Hands? Speaking of the door lock button, in several of the hundreds of stories about Uncle Harvey, he could lock the doors on his suites from the inside, locking his prey inside.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:11 PM (8O3HH)

566 >>The Instructions for making a proper Rhode Island Lobster. >>The pictures had to be taken out, altogether. Warm oatmeal might be involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 12:11 PM (/tuJf)

567 I used to enjoy his show, until he became overtly political. It surprises me not that he has had three marriages. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (y3sT9) --- Me too. He had a very deft hand, a light touch if you will. Then around Gulf War I he started dropping truth bombs, I think even lecturing when entertaining some troops.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 12:12 PM (qJtVm)

568 So far the only winner in Pervnado is Brian Williams. Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (5fSr7) Don't think it wasn't easy! I was in a drug-deal gone very bad. But I was able to pilot myself out of the lair of death in an Apache Helicopter, right before Katie Couric twerked all over Matt while he was locking the door! Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 29, 2017 12:12 PM (wf3RQ)

569 This still doesn't explain how Bob Costas got Pink Eye.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:12 PM (YdCt8)

570 566 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 05:11 PM (8O3HH)

"Where in the World is Matt Lauer?"

"In a 15 minute meeting in a secure room...."

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 12:12 PM (SzZnW)

571 Sashimono

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (U8pol)

572 I used to enjoy his [Keillor's] show, until he became overtly political. It surprises me not that he has had three marriages. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (y3sT9) --- Yeah, I would enjoy the PHC, and then find an interview of the guy and find out how much he hated people like me. The show was--as long as I listened to it--non-political. If it got political at the end, then it was after I stopped.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (vDqXW)

573 554 - Nope. I'm just slowing laying the ground work to show America that Lyin' Ted's father realy was in on it.

Posted by: PDT at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (zzUT1)

574 If someone is desperately clawing at the door, don't come aknockin'. Posted by: Grump928 ------------- "Ignore the screams, we're just auditioning"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (y3sT9)

575 If anyone ever shows you their penis like that, your immediate response should be, "Oh, that looks like a dick, only smaller."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (xfb67)

576 Rape buttons - they're not just for rape clown suits anymore!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (XtiOl)

577 Roger Ailes is having a laugh....

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (QC/4S)

578 Posted by: Drider at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (HdKKm) I had to pick up my husband from work today. He had heard some about Lauer but not all. When I told him about Lauer dropping his pants and showing his penis to women he worked with, husband laughed loudly. "What a nutcase," he said, "I'd be too embarrassed to do that" Sounds like some narcissistic power thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 12:13 PM (8+Ozj)

579 >>Warm oatmeal might be involved. It wouldn't be humane for the lobster unless you set the proper mood.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:14 PM (YdCt8)

580 he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything...he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act." I actually have the tape of this incident: "Come in here, Cindy, I have something to show you." Click Zzzzzip Awkward silence. "What's the matter with you? Suck it!" "Suck what?" "This! My dick!" (Squints) "Oh, I didn't notice it. (Squints again.) Are you sure that's your dick? Maybe you dropped a Vienna Sausage down you pants at last night's cocktail party??"

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:14 PM (42M22)

581 This still doesn't explain how Bob Costas got Pink Eye. A nun with a wooden spoon If anyone ever shows you their penis like that, your immediate response should be, "Oh, that looks like a dick, only smaller." Ford Fairlane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)

582 Oh Anna Puma, if you didn't see my comment above, what makes the cookbook PG-13 is -- well, let's do it like those movie rating sites. Rated PG-13 for language, sexual inuendo, liberal-bashing. So pretty much like a typical day at the HQ, minus the f-bombs. And also only occasionally sprinkled throughout the book. But you don't want your average 10-year-old picking it up and perusing it, by any means.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 12:14 PM (UoSKV)

583 Andddd...unitalic

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:14 PM (42M22)

584 179 Man, I got to open up a sex addict recovery place, the market for this is going to be huge. Since none of the richies actually believes in recovery we will probably just sit around and watch pron. and drink. and count my sweet cash. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (r+sAi) Let me know if you have an opening for a Dr who likes to sign paperwork. I think I can find a license someplace. This will be YUUUGE!!!!!1!!

Posted by: dr kill at November 29, 2017 12:14 PM (Jj+59)

585 Daily Mail says that a lot of NBC brass have these automatic door locks. It's a thing. May be a thing in a lot of high power offices.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 12:15 PM (8O3HH)

586 Even his agent/booker was fired recently for sexual inappropriateness.

Posted by: Who Knows at November 29, 2017 12:15 PM (Tsy3Z)

587 This still doesn't explain how Bob Costas got Pink Eye. ======== Bob's a furry. Rabbits carry pink eye virus. QED

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 12:15 PM (qDVdg)

588 558 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Thrones made of the skulls of enemies.

Posted by: That guy on the cover of a Molly Hatchet album at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (Vji0+)

589 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used.


Brettstapel?

Posted by: X-ray at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (VDQek)

590 If NGU wants to stay married to his wife for another 33 years or so, he may not want to give her the Moron cookbook unless she knows what really goes on around here. I keep saying it, but it's definitely rated PG-13, for language and liberal-bashing. Not on every page! But it's there. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV) -------- pfffft! I have to explain to WeaselWoman why I'm calling her WeaselWoman!

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (Sfs6o)

591 570 Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:12 PM (YdCt

"The 14 year old had a mean right hook...."

//Boob Costas

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (SzZnW)

592 Lauer was just imitating his hero Bill Clinton. The NBC pages though did not have the same power as a State Trooper.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (U8pol)

593 They closed our local Sex Clinic. I always thought The Happen Endings Oriental Massage Parlor was a bit too on the nose.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (QQ+il)

594 494 Only the HQ would have a PG-13 cookbook. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN) ---------- If I had left in the f-bombs, it would have been R. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (UoSKV) Lol. Thing is, I bet the food is delicious.

Posted by: moki at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (V+V48)

595 I still think the Lauer hit is an inside job orchestrated by MeAgain to reclaim the spotlight. After all, NBC is paying her, what... $20-30M?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (MCEs2)

596 makes you wonder how people who are supposed to be in journalism, and investigative journalism somehow missed the whole thing, right under their noses, no ? they must not be good journalists...

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 12:16 PM (QC/4S)

597 The only reason Harry Reid hasn't been named in this scandal yet is that he dismembers all his victims and buries them in the Nevada desert. No witnesses.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (42M22)

598 Look into my penis. You are getting sleepy . Very sleepy.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (U8pol)

599 533 I'm still trying to work out what kind of man -- I mean he had to know the stories and the reputation -- sends his daughter to intern with Harvey Weinstein..... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM --------------------------- The same kind of man who tells the press that Girls is his daughters' favorite program, when his youngest daughter is only 11 years old?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (0jtPF)

600 Bob Costas got a pink eye from walking Kevin Spacey's dog at 2 am.

Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (88xKn)

601 I have to explain to WeaselWoman why I'm calling her WeaselWoman! Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o) ------------ You may also have to explain to her why "she" sent in a recipe.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (UoSKV)

602 Me too. He had a very deft hand, a light touch if you will. Sounds more like he had gropy hands

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (493sH)

603 "552 Ironically, Don Knotts was quite the ladies' man IRL." Nipped it. In the butt.

Posted by: Barney Fife at November 29, 2017 12:17 PM (398bZ)

604 Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and former employees.

So I guess that puts the kibosh on the "I now choose to live as a gay man" excuse?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 12:18 PM (O5Q3r)

605 Simply stripping in front of a lady and expecting it to go on from there must be a news anchor thing. Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:18 PM (vDqXW)

606 Serious investigative journalism and NBC news have never been introduced.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 12:18 PM (E69/L)

607 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger Brick.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:18 PM (42M22)

608 What about Matt*s male colleagues? Sounds like old Matt could have been ripe for blackmail or stabbing him in the back to get ahead in the cult.

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (gbWkA)

609 Post and lintel? Japanese joints.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (VnxtC)

610 Lauer has been quiet. I'm guessing he's going the Bruce Jenner route, sexual confusion tears, gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (fKprl)

611 . The show was--as long as I listened to it--non-political. If it got political at the end, then it was after I stopped. Posted by: Axeman -------------- Rock bottom was when he altered the lyrics of the carol 'In the Bleak Mid-winter' into a tune about the Obama's going to Washington. It was disgusting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (y3sT9)

612 Thing is, I bet the food is delicious. Posted by: moki at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (V+V4 ------------ It sure sounds delicious. I got awfully hungry working on the darned thing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (UoSKV)

613 that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used" Seriously? No duct tape? *sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (MINbv)

614 The difference between men and women. 180 women make complaints of inappropriate touching at Massage Envy . 1.8 million men make complaints of no inappropriate touching at massage envy.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (U8pol)

615 I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Four letters. Start with C . Yor live in one before big movie star.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 29, 2017 12:19 PM (Jj+59)

616 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger Tongue in groove.

Posted by: Matt Lauer's dirty mind at November 29, 2017 12:20 PM (42M22)

617 Lauer's wife is gonna break the Paolo, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:20 PM (YdCt8)

618 Brick. Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:18 PM (42M22) House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)

619 Ya know the war criminal who took poison is a dead ringer for a fatter harrison ford...If they ever make a movie about that Bingo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 12:21 PM (SjImc)

620 "summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis." ---------------------------- Hey! That's my schtick!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 12:21 PM (0jtPF)

621 Mighty mighty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:21 PM (QQ+il)

622 Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and former employees. Yor asking after body and looks, number three is sammich making?

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 29, 2017 12:21 PM (Jj+59)

623 So the question very quickly becomes: why did NBC enable him for so long?

Posted by: Random Thought Generator at November 29, 2017 12:21 PM (iOKfQ)

624 that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used" Seriously? No duct tape? *sigh* Posted by: Anon a mouse ---------- Liquid Nails

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (y3sT9)

625 398 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA Posted by: grammie winger ... Like for shinto temples?

Posted by: TexasDan[/i] at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (yL25O)

626 House Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH) She's mightay-mightay!

Posted by: '70's Disco at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (wf3RQ)

627 I doubt Lauer's wife has slept with him in years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (SjImc)

628 Mortise and Tenon is the construction with no nails.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (J0tsD)

629 523 I remember when Lauer was supposed to be some kind of stud. Abt 25 years ago. Then he went bald. Posted by: Jeanne del norte at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (B9dAp) When the South Park kids were doing the whole boy band episode with the song "Fingerbang" they were doing a music video and wanted the girls to all scream like crazy for them. They suggested someone for the girls to think about to freak out about and they didn't like it and so when they asked who they would lose it over the girls all dreamily replied "Matt Lauer."

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (z/Ubi)

630 Mighty mighty

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (UdKB7)

631 World's Shortest Book "A List of Famous Men Not Accused of Sexual Misconduct."

Posted by: Matt Lauer's dirty mind at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (42M22)

632 Anybody have a clip of Lauer going off on "grab them by the pussy"? That would be a perfect dessert.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (vDqXW)

633 Who was that gay yob again, high on meth, wondering around Central Park with a dildo in his shoe and a string wrapped around his genitalia and neck?

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (wx3l0)

634 House" She's mighty mighty

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 12:22 PM (MINbv)

635 OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Cardboard Box? Tent? Hobo's Overpass? Cave? Paper and Elmer's Glue? What do I win?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (MCEs2)

636 So the question very quickly becomes: why did NBC enable him for so long? Posted by: Random Thought Generator at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (iOKfQ) Yeah we have some questions about that also

Posted by: Blood Suckin Lawyers at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (SjImc)

637 just lettin' it all hang out

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (QQ+il)

638 Sounds like the only thing that was blown was the 25 million.

Posted by: a lurker at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (3g9Il)

639 624 Posted by: Random Thought Generator at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (iOKfQ)

The entire left wing academic/media/political comnplex is a big game of "Mexican Standoff" where they can all destroy each other?

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (SzZnW)

640 I doubt Lauer's wife has slept with him in years == The Paolo, he can't confirm..nor deny..

Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (QC/4S)

641 >> I doubt Lauer's wife has slept with him in years Like that would keep a woman from a revenge fuck?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (YdCt8)

642 Mighty mighty Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (UdKB7) --- Just lettin' it all hang out.

Posted by: Lionel Richie at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (vDqXW)

643 Well, there is also poured concrete. Steel reinforced. dobies wire rebar

Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (MF4DY)

644 C'mon, can we get 10 mightys?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (MINbv)

645 I knew all I had to do was wait five minutes and I wouldn't have to be the one posting "Mighty mighty." The horde always steps up.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:23 PM (42M22)

646 Ack, been out raking leaves all afternoon and I come back "home" to this!  Ace, dammit, "He's the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of sexual harassment" . . . you are a blogger extraordinaire, my liege.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (14URa)

647 So is why South Park was a re-run on this subject last night?

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (gbWkA)

648 The corn is really gonna start a'poppin' when we find out about Bob Costas, George Snuffleopagus, and the chihuahuas.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (0jtPF)

649 It will be a fun holiday around the Lauer household. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

650 Joinery is the word.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (VnxtC)

651 Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, Well the ONT nightwalkers are not fixated on women's bodies and looks. Those kdabear images are more of a study of the art of photography. The ONT is about much more than photography lessons.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (KdDCu)

652 also dovetail for small wood pieces and furniture

Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (MF4DY)

653 Democrats sure are scum-sucking degenerate low-lifes, that's for sure!

Posted by: Chris M at November 29, 2017 12:24 PM (eAZVt)

654 Like that would keep a woman from a revenge fuck? == The Paolo, he can't confirm...nor deny....

Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (QC/4S)

655 Joinery is the word. Grease is the word.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (QQ+il)

656 651 Joinery is the word. Posted by: CSMBigBird I thought Grease was the word.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (42M22)

657 Damn! By THAT much!

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (42M22)

658 Can you point to the place on this Megyn doll where Mr. Lauer touched you?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (r9UYA)

659 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (SjImc)

660 The Bird is the Word.

Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (UoSKV)

661 Democrats sure are scum-sucking degenerate low-lifes, that's for sure! Posted by: Chris M at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (eAZVt) And those are some of their better qualities.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

662 There is no pussy in the world worth a 25 Mil / year job. None. You have to be one stupid fuck to jeopardize a gig like that for tail.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (YdCt8)

663 No. Bird is the word.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (VnxtC)

664 Sounds like the only thing that was blown was the 25 million." Let's ask Savannah...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (MINbv)

665 NOOD CONYERS + MORE LAUER

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (/M6LT)

666 Wikiup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (y3sT9)

667 Drudge posing the question: "Who should replace Lauer?"

Well... I hear that Charlie Rose will be available after his mea culpa tour.



Too soon?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 12:25 PM (ZZdXT)

668 Chris Matthews has been molesting me for the last 14 years.

Posted by: The MSNBC Break Room Snack Machine at November 29, 2017 12:26 PM (oVJmc)

669 OK my shocked face did come back for the office door lock thing. If that was my wife sister or daughter...I better stop now. This goes beyond harassment this is a felony.

Posted by: Big V at November 29, 2017 12:26 PM (MVE/7)

670 Rule #4739: No '70s reference shall go unsaid for more than one minute.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 12:26 PM (42M22)

671 The Paolo, he can't confirm...nor deny....

Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

I love The Paolo . . . so very much.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2017 12:26 PM (14URa)

672 Cherish. Cherish is the word *I* use to describe.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2017 12:26 PM (J0tsD)

673 No. Bird is the word. Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (VnxtC) --- Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:27 PM (vDqXW)

674 The false dichotomy soldiers on.
https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/935869957258309638

But then it's all they've got.

Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 12:27 PM (zOpu5)

675 The left has had great success in spreading its cultural filth and making it mainstream. By doing something a lot (movies, sitcoms), they can convince everyone to buy into it, even conservatives. In this case, I think they think they can do the same thing. By committing seppuku a lot they think that it will *also* become a fad among the right, perhaps taking out Moore and even the President himself. I think they are mistaken. We've seen through the shtick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 12:27 PM (/qEW2)

676 "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?"

Lost with the rest of the Fugawi Tribe.

Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 12:28 PM (nisXv)

677 The false dichotomy soldiers on. https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/935869957258309638 But then it's all they've got. Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (zOpu5) --- The Jacobins are restless.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:28 PM (vDqXW)

678 There is no pussy in the world worth a 25 Mil / year job. Miss Galore: I beg to differ

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 12:29 PM (493sH)

679 My guess is that he got the automatic door lock for "security" reasons. You know, he's a BIG STAR and someone may want to go after him, blah, blah.

Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2017 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

680 The Blofeld thing is just the best! What a get!

Posted by: goon at November 29, 2017 12:29 PM (EaQ6/)

681 FBN: Breaking: NYT: 2 more Lauer accusers.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/s][/u] at November 29, 2017 12:30 PM (Enq6K)

682 In this case, I think they think they can do the same thing. By committing seppuku a lot they think that it will *also* become a fad among the right, perhaps taking out Moore and even the President himself. I think they are mistaken. We've seen through the shtick. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2) --- I know where I'm going to stand, when they try to turn it around.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 12:34 PM (vDqXW)

683 "I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used." Mormon Tabernacle.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at November 29, 2017 12:35 PM (dEU+X)

684 Hey, I started balding and I'm dead sexy.  I can still hang a towel on it. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 29, 2017 12:40 PM (hqZPQ)

685 I used to wonder, what would Han do? Now I'm going to go with what would Matt do? Apparently Matt's way is best. No telling what kind of good stuff he got, as opposed to being disarmed by Vader. Matt for President!

Posted by: goon at November 29, 2017 12:42 PM (EaQ6/)

686 Ok, a washcloth. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 29, 2017 12:43 PM (hqZPQ)

687 He blew a $25 million gig. That's how much they are saving by firing this prick. Next up lawsuits.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 12:58 PM (6dFYM)

688 VARIETY NOT VANITY FAIR!!! CORRECT IT!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2017 01:04 PM (EMi53)

689 Your headline says "Vanity Fair" but it was "Variety" that broke the story. Please fix immediately. If I were a reporter for Variety I would be very ticked off. FIX!

Posted by: Jane at November 29, 2017 02:06 PM (9JROK)

690 Darn. Beat me to the James Bond villain comparison with button under desk. Laughed quite a bit at Ernst Stavro Blofeld, but I was thinking more they guy from The Spy Who Loved me with the underwater fortress who pressed his button and let people fall into shark tanks.

Posted by: Lex at November 29, 2017 03:13 PM (Rf7Pw)

691 "Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, " Well, what else is there, amirite? Oh right, we dig chicks because of their keen intellects, unerring political instincts, and unsurpassed ability to keep secrets.

Posted by: gp at November 29, 2017 06:04 PM (mk9aG)

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