November 30, 2007

Anyone here speak cat? [laura's Hump]
— Open Blog

I've been nervous about cats ever since last month when my host decided that a shower was just too much of a bother what with the latest developments in de-funk technology, and I started smelling vaguely like the year-old bologna she keeps for special occasions.

These guys look suspicious to me.

Posted by: Open Blog at 04:53 PM | Comments (23)
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1 Ack ! Pfffft !

Posted by: Bill D.Cat at November 30, 2007 05:08 PM (Bivii)

2 Summary:

He wanted some. She said no. They discussed it. She said no. He said "Paris in the Spring?" Then he got some head.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at November 30, 2007 05:17 PM (41Dd+)

Posted by: kingaljr at November 30, 2007 05:21 PM (VJqWC)

4 I don't speak cat, but I can read it..

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2007 05:24 PM (NPwKI)

5 This man has him a babel-cat translator. Not that anyone should need one. Stupid cats, think they are having us on. Here are the translated cats in the vid.

Sry, I brokd ur einmgamah sheen.

Posted by: SarahW at November 30, 2007 05:31 PM (twVOg)

6 That's hilarious SarahW.

Posted by: krakatoa at November 30, 2007 05:37 PM (rZa+A)

7 im in da sistam, improovin ur tranlashun

Posted by: 13times at November 30, 2007 06:09 PM (7xpEA)

8 Don't be fooled. They might look and sound cute and fluffy, but like all cats they're bloodthirsty killers.

If they're anything like the cats I've had in the past, that feline conversation was all about spleens, livers, the difficulties of breaking open the skull and flayed human skin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2007 06:57 PM (xq+ei)

9 Mainly cats love sex, poop and murder.

Posted by: Joanie at November 30, 2007 07:02 PM (Yyy1m)


Mainly dogs love sex, poop, eating poop, rolling in poop, smelling the poop that just left that other dog's ass in the park, and wanting to pee at the most undesireable time of every day.


Posted by: SOC at November 30, 2007 07:13 PM (4gHqM)


SarahW has the literal translaton, lol!

Mostly cat thoughts involve food, napping, mousies, cleaning (self or buddies) fighting and adventure!

They also occasionally pay attention to humans, who they consider to be big, stoopid kitties.

Posted by: 5Cats at November 30, 2007 08:34 PM (Knaf0)


Mainly cats love sex, poop and murder.

Oh, and like you don't.

Posted by: Paulitics at November 30, 2007 10:10 PM (47+Ys)

13 Mainly cats love sex, poop and murder.

Add Val-U-Rite Vodka, and thats pretty much sums up the AOS Lifestyle.

Posted by: Jack M. at December 01, 2007 03:18 AM (Rt2uy)

14 Exactly. Merlin and Leonidas in particular are lazy couch-dwellers who like TV and steak scraps. Perfect AoS cats. They'd probably even go for the hobo killings if I could trust them outside.

Posted by: SGT Dan at December 01, 2007 03:51 AM (oOQel)

15 You beat me to it, Joanie and Jack.  Of course, cats have catnip to replace the vodka.

Posted by: steveegg at December 01, 2007 03:58 AM (LvEFt)

16 Whatever the cats were saying, it upset my cat so much she attacked my dog.

Posted by: Ann at December 01, 2007 05:07 AM (Ofd1W)

17 Polydactyl cats have the ability to strangle you with one paw while drinking vodka with the other paw. Those six-toed freaks are the epitome of Godless debauchery. I'm pretty sure that's how Ernest Hemingway died.

Posted by: Joanie at December 01, 2007 05:33 AM (Yyy1m)


A cat is a creature that is willing to enter into any relationship in order to abuse it.



-- unknown

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 01, 2007 05:50 AM (pzen5)


The revolution starts tonight!

Do they suspect?

No, act cute and natural

I can't wait to claw them in their sleep!

Yes, yes, pull their hair with my teeth!

You've excited me, Kiss me!




Posted by: Lokki at December 01, 2007 06:11 AM (kYxXw)

20 OK, who mixed Quaalude's in with the Friskies?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 01, 2007 09:29 AM (yaQ0s)

21 I dont speak cat i only speak bird SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 02, 2007 08:04 AM (XGDTE)


I read ya loud and clear, Spurwing.  Oh, and SCREECH back at ya...

Posted by: Phoenix at December 03, 2007 03:06 PM (2YM81)

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