May 31, 2010

Another Ship Headed To Gaza; Israel Says It's Ready
— Gabriel Malor

And the name of the ship...

Israel's Army Radio reported that the MV Rachel Corrie, a converted merchant ship, would reach Gazan waters by Wednesday.

A Marine lieutenant who was not named told Army Radio that he expected an easy takeover of the ship.

"We as a unit are studying, and we will carry out professional investigations to reach conclusions," the lieutenant said, referring to a skirmish in which his unit shot nine international activists aboard the Turkish ferry.

"And we will also be ready for the Rachel Corrie," he added.

Not superstitious at all, these guys...

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1 Any one else suddenly get a craving for flapjacks?

Posted by: Have Blue at May 31, 2010 08:32 PM (mV+es)

2 A ship carrying desperately needed maple syrup....

Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2010 08:35 PM (kgGdn)

3

Anti-ship bulldozer anyone?

I think Caterpillar engineers are working furiously.

Posted by: John at May 31, 2010 08:38 PM (90oki)

4 We have video coming in now of Israeli gunboats launching 10 kilogram pats of butter at the Rachel Corrie vessel.

Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2010 08:42 PM (kgGdn)

5 There's no chance I'm going over there, but I'm genuinely curious as to how Charles Johnson is going to break on this one. Back when anyone on the right cared what he did, his M.O. was to bore everyone with Example 54,922 of why the Palestinians were nuts. Honestly, I stopped reading LGF long before he took a left turn. I just got tired of reading the same old stuff, day after day. Yeah, the Palestinians are crazy, Chuckles, but what should anyone do about it? What's the point of all this.

Anyway, I'm going to guess he's still pro-Israel, although nothing would surprise me at this point...

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 31, 2010 08:42 PM (nl/mk)

6 Please sign up for the First Annual Rachel Corrie Boarding Party.

Posted by: Gaza Gazette at May 31, 2010 08:44 PM (kgGdn)

7 MV Patron Saint of Pancakes

Has Israel perfected airdropping armored bulldozers?  Someone over there's gotta be coming up with a plan like that...

Posted by: The Japanese at May 31, 2010 08:44 PM (l2CML)

8 Anyway, I'm going to guess he's still pro-Israel, although nothing would surprise me at this point...

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at June 01, 2010 01:42 AM (nl/mk)

I am sure that he is just about to have his "I must sadly re-evaluate my support of Israel" moment.  If he hasn't already.

I mean, his new masters (or is it Mistress?) will demand it of him.

Posted by: stuiec at May 31, 2010 08:49 PM (W+GYq)

9 Oh please bring this one down to the bottom of the ocean,,,

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at May 31, 2010 08:50 PM (4PLNL)

10

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

a tale of a fateful ship.

That set sail from a Turkish Port

bound for the Gaza Strip.

The Mate was a Bearded, Peaceful Man

a Moderate to be sure.

10 Passenger's did die that night

We'll blame the Juice, for sure.

Blame the Juice, For Sure.

The Evil Juice were way too rough

 "We'll be Martyrs, Soon I'm Sure!"

"If we don't tie the Rap Lines to the Peace Boat soon

the Corrie could be Lost...

The Corrie could be Lost!"

...No Goat, no Guns, no mortar shells.
not a single luxury.
Like Mohammed on Aisha,
it's as primitive as can be.

So Join us here each week, 'my friend'

Pay your Jizya - you'll be fine.

Israel will soon be destroyed

 and Rachel will Finally Smile!

Posted by: Ballad of the SS Corrie at May 31, 2010 08:52 PM (WcpdG)

11 MV Patron Saint of Pancakes
  Where I stole the marg-a-rine!


 

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 31, 2010 08:54 PM (WcpdG)

12 Please sign up for the First Annual Rachel Corrie Boarding Party.

Everyone will be outfitted with this and this.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 31, 2010 08:55 PM (/U/Mr)

13 Release the DEATH DREIDEL.

Posted by: IDF at May 31, 2010 08:56 PM (kgGdn)

14 Jawa Report has an excellent collection of videos.

http://tinyurl.com/337kgmh

Posted by: JB at May 31, 2010 09:05 PM (arkzF)

15 Oh dear . . . visions of a moonbat fleet:
The MV Cindy Sheehan
The MV Cynthia McKinney
The MV Joy Behar
The converted supertanker Rosie O'Donnell



Posted by: Least at May 31, 2010 09:13 PM (doIfw)

16 as amusing as it would be to LAPES a D-9 onto the the SS Flap Jack, i think an FAE would be an effective, and impressive, way of ridding the world of these vermin. Slow down there, Sport.

Posted by: Acronym Police at May 31, 2010 09:14 PM (SwkdU)

17 The SS St. Pancake?

Posted by: TomInKorea at May 31, 2010 09:17 PM (nS7nk)

18 If I were the IDF, I would re-chistian (do the jews christian their warships?) the ship headed out as whatever caterpillar is in Hebrew, maybe: זחל

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 09:20 PM (CPefM)

19 According to the IDF, the Rachel Corrie's attempt to bust the blockade will fall flat.

Posted by: OU_Gryphon at May 31, 2010 09:23 PM (BtJyf)

20 No Jean, it's christen.
silly.

Posted by: Least at May 31, 2010 09:23 PM (doIfw)

21 So redc1c4 , if a ship were to circle william would the pressure effects of a FAE or thermobaric be mitigated. 

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 09:24 PM (CPefM)

22 See I'm better with acronyms

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 09:25 PM (CPefM)

23 Seriously, the commander of the last incident should have had a loaded for bear extraction force standing by to pull out the guys with paintball guns. 

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 09:28 PM (CPefM)

24 See I'm better with acronyms I might have two of them now, plus another from context. Not that anyone is asking me, but I vote for the bulldozer.

Posted by: fluffy at May 31, 2010 09:33 PM (SwkdU)

25 Two dead threads, am I supposed to be somewhere?

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 09:42 PM (CPefM)

26 The 'Palestinians' are just incredible, naming that vessel The Rachel Corrie & trying to pretend that isn't the least bit provocative.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 31, 2010 09:51 PM (Yq+qN)

27 According to the IDF, the Rachel Corrie's attempt to bust the blockade will fall flat.

Posted by: OU_Gryphon at June 01, 2010 02:23 AM (BtJyf)

That's just wrong.  Funny, but wrong.

MV Rachel Corrie

The irony...it burns...

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 31, 2010 09:57 PM (xa1/W)

28 Things are getting blacker and blacker for Israel as time goes by. Mockery doesn't cut it for me. Once Israel goes, we're next target in line.

Four torpedoes in the side of the MV Rachel Corrie, and then tell the world to do something about it, and if what they do means the destruction of Israel, then it's time to pull the Masada Plan, or whatever it's called these days, out of mothballs.

Overdramatic. Yeah, a bit. But all over the world, people are buying this, because of their socialist controlled government media. The Israelis have to proclaim, out loud, right now, that they mean to survive as a Jewish state, no matter the cost to them, or to anyone else in the world. Then be prepared to back it up.

Or they'll be negotiated to death.

Posted by: Evan3457 at May 31, 2010 09:59 PM (5CWEp)

29 Not that these replies aren't funny. They are. Some of them are hysterical.
But it's not enough anymore. The world isn't listening.

Posted by: Evan3457 at May 31, 2010 10:00 PM (5CWEp)

30 They should have named it the Liberty.

Posted by: galoob at May 31, 2010 10:09 PM (avEVS)

31 as amusing as it would be to LAPES a D-9 onto the the SS Flap Jack, i think an FAE would be an effective, and impressive, way of ridding the world of these vermin.

Slow down there, Sport.

LAPES = shove out the back of an air transport
D9 = caterpillar bulldozer
FAE = fuel air explosives

HTH, HAND.

Posted by: Kristopher at May 31, 2010 10:10 PM (kCEOg)

32 31 They should have -SLAP.

Go on back to Stormfront.

Posted by: Kristopher at May 31, 2010 10:12 PM (kCEOg)

Posted by: Stuck in LGF memory spider hole at May 31, 2010 10:14 PM (sYxEE)

34 I just got tired of reading the same old stuff, day after day. Yeah, the Palestinians are crazy, Chuckles, but what should anyone do about it? What's the point of all this.

Heeelllllpppp meeeeee !!!!!!

Posted by: Stuck in LGF memory spider hole at May 31, 2010 10:15 PM (sYxEE)

35 These gaza losers need to re-evaluate their position.  The possibility of a real fight happening is on the horizon - and they would be an annoying tick that would get slapped down hard ASAP - and ignored amidst the bigger news.

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 10:17 PM (CPefM)

36

Overdramatic. Yeah, a bit. But all over the world, people are buying this, because of their socialist controlled government media. The Israelis have to proclaim, out loud, right now, that they mean to survive as a Jewish state, no matter the cost to them, or to anyone else in the world. Then be prepared to back it up.

Socialist staffed but Arab Oil owned. 

Posted by: CanaDave at May 31, 2010 10:21 PM (4dQ1c)

37 Can anyone put some knowledge to this:  "Inside Gaza: The Challenge of Clans and Families" http://tinyurl.com/2wnzggd 

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 10:23 PM (CPefM)

38 37, a picturesque backdrop of a Masada sunrise would help

Posted by: Jean at May 31, 2010 10:24 PM (CPefM)

39 Gaza Gazette: "Please sign up for the First & Last Annual Rachel Corrie Boarding Party."

FIFY

Posted by: INS Caterpillar at May 31, 2010 10:48 PM (swuwV)

40 It's kinda sad to see the Liberty thing brought up, at least in the tone I see in a couple of comments.

No doubt, the sailors killed on that ship were heroes who deserve to be remembered.  But man, I've lost great US Army friends, and some of them were merely badly and permanently maimed, by the US Air Force.  When you're dealing with modern warfare, mistakes are terrible.  But just as Israel's borders are not honored like other nations, always a question mark and often their spoils of war denied by nations who drew their borders by warfare too, Israel's accident is not treated like other friendly fire incidents.

We blew up a Chinese embassy a few years ago.  We have made scores of mistakes that just don't make sense in hindsight.  In this case, mistakes were made by both countries, and a non-nutjob look at the Liberty makes it look a lot like a terrible accident rather than an attempt to interfere with US intelligence efforts.

Memorial day was yesterday, but I think it's lame any day to attempt to use these fallen sailors for some political paranoia or attack.  Israel should be one of the best friends we've got, and Obama will try to screw them over this defense with these 'humanitarian' killers.

Posted by: Lex Luthor, Ruler of Australia at May 31, 2010 10:53 PM (dUOK+)

41 Treat it like the Russians did the pirates. Put them in a little boat with no provisions and come back an hour later to see that they are all dead, presto!



Or heck, just send it to the bottom. I feel so sorry for Israel standing alone, but the bill on us turning our back on Israel is going to come due very soon. And it is a bill that we cannot pay (yea, I know we are broke but this one will be punative).

Posted by: jlfintx at May 31, 2010 10:59 PM (Wnk4X)

42 BTW, just because I saw it within the the first three posts I scanned on this thread.

I dunno how AWESOME it was to be part of LGF  in the GLORY DAYZ!!

What was that, like, 7 years ago?

I wasn't that cool back then.

So honestly, there are tons of people who have signed onto the blogos-hphere way after Charles in Charge.

He's been no part of my info-eco-system, ever.

So, honestly...

I can't begin to tell you how fucking bored I shall be when you wittily put LGF down in a thread.

I don't know how to put this politely, so I shall say it as clearly as I know how:

I don't fucking care about your griefs with some weirdo who got some fame or running a blog for a while.

LGF has never been a big part of my blog-life.

Why do you LGF ass-holes insist that that I think about a blog that hasn't been an issue for over six years?

Jeebus!

Let it go already.

He's an asshole





Posted by: Deety at May 31, 2010 11:36 PM (aVzyR)

43

We got Al Qaeda #3, Mustafa Abu al-Yazid.  A Memorial Day present from our present day Heroes to those that have fallen, I guess.

Posted by: In Exile (Now with 75% more lurking!) at June 01, 2010 12:27 AM (Dw6L6)

44 For all the beefs I have with Israel, I simply cannot side with these faggy activists.  Here's hoping for maximum damage to both sides.

Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 01, 2010 01:13 AM (NurK6)

45


Israel's Army Radio reported that the
MV Rachel Corrie, a converted merchant ship, would reach Gazan waters by Wednesday.




Holy shit, the muslims do have a sense of humor after all !

Posted by: Blazer at June 01, 2010 01:24 AM (t72+4)

46 They say Israel is so bad, but the Soviets, Chinese, or Norks would just have sunk the ships, and no one would have said a word.  The Obama Administration might send a sternly worded letter warning that if this behavior continued, even more sternly worded letters would follow - and let there be no mistake, the tone would grow ever sharper.

Sink the damned ships when they enter controlled waters without clearance.  Issue clear warnings as they approach, but sink the damn things when they cross the line - the very minute they cross the line.  That's how you stop this crap.

Besides, it is good target practice, and the sort of "activist" scum on board such blockade-runners won't be missed if they go down with the ships.

Posted by: Adjoran at June 01, 2010 01:36 AM (3hg5M)

47 So they're sending in a boat named after Rachel Corrie the patron saint of flapjacks?


Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 01, 2010 01:45 AM (erIg9)

48
Wow.

Just wow.

These pigs have balls. When that stupid Rachel Corrie got herself killed for these muslim animals, instead of getting her help, they used her dying body as a photo-op.

And here they are again using the idiot martyr Rachel Corrie to ship in weapons, bomb-making material, and muslim terrorists.

Posted by: Touch Turtle at June 01, 2010 02:20 AM (ewicX)

49 Meanwhile, on the Northern Front, I'm still on the beat!

Posted by: Wasilla Stalker at June 01, 2010 02:20 AM (Y8o0k)

50 I'm having chocolate chip Rachel Corrie's for breakfast.

Posted by: Sit on a potato pan, Otis at June 01, 2010 02:22 AM (QBQcg)

51 After a few minutes studying this problem, it's apparent that dropping a bulldozer on the MV Rachael Corrie is the only answer allowed. The height from which the drop is made is the only variable.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2010 02:25 AM (Y8o0k)

52 Corrie's dickweed parents must be so fucking proud to see their whore daughter's name on the side of some pali garbage scow.  I hope on a quiet night they can hear their daughter's screams from hell as Satan/Mohammed shreds her asshole one more time with his barbed cock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2010 02:27 AM (G9PIC)

53

MV Rachel Corrie, a converted merchant ship"

Converted to what?

 

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2010 02:29 AM (Y8o0k)

54

International Law says that a country is justified in attacking a ship in international waters if it is attempting to run a blockade.  Violating a military embargo is an act of war.  Israel could demand that the UN take action against Turkey.  But of course Jews don't get the same consideration that muslims do.

If the Rachel Corrie tries the same run as the other ships Israel should just sink it rather than risk putting IDF soldiers into the middle of a bunch of violent, mindless savages.

A far as PR, it's not like Israel is going to get a fair shake from the international community anyway so fuck it.

Posted by: Crusty at June 01, 2010 02:30 AM (qzgbP)

55 54 Meanwhile, on the Northern Front, I'm still on the beat!

Posted by: Wasilla Stalker at June 01, 2010 07:20 AM

Alaska has a "deadly force" law. The Palins ought to have life-size cut outs of McGinniss made up..

...then they should set them up in their backyard where the stalker could see them and use them for target practice

Posted by: beedubya at June 01, 2010 02:30 AM (AnTyA)

56 They know no such thing. They fought the Heebs to a standstill in Lebanon back in July 2006, played them like a fucking playah, made them look like assholes, were ahead of them in the field and in world opinion. How many more times will the Heebs get scuffed trying things the Carter way???

Posted by: dr kill at June 01, 2010 02:31 AM (w9bVp)

57 The Norks did sink a ship (in someone else's territorial waters), and we're still waiting for the world to say a word.

Posted by: ef at June 01, 2010 02:32 AM (DW0ST)

58 dr kill,
That is some incredibly racist nonsense you are spouting.  Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

Posted by: Steve L. at June 01, 2010 02:42 AM (Gkhxf)

59 Rachel Corrie, the hippy who got run over by a bulldozer?  I thought she changed her first name to Patty.

Posted by: Crusty at June 01, 2010 02:48 AM (qzgbP)

60 #64 I thought her name was Flapjack

Posted by: NotAMolly at June 01, 2010 02:57 AM (ADJFU)

61 "Israel's Army Radio reported that the MV Rachel Corrie, a converted merchant ship, would reach Gazan waters by Wednesday."

I'm betting the IAR actually said the boat would reach Israeli waters by Wednesday.  Gaza isn't a sovereign territory, and thus doesn't have territorial waters.

Another bit of subtle media bias slipped in there .....

Posted by: Doug at June 01, 2010 02:59 AM (yGZs5)

62 64 If it was a guy we'd rename him Mat.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at June 01, 2010 03:10 AM (rSoCo)

63 The MV Useless Cunt

Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 01, 2010 03:21 AM (NurK6)

64 Hmm. A ship named after her. She should be flattered.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2010 03:24 AM (7b1Uc)

65 Converted to what?
A flattop.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2010 03:25 AM (7b1Uc)

66 And there's nothing worse
in this universe
than no Aunt Jemima pancakes at all

Posted by: Corona at June 01, 2010 03:54 AM (woZIc)

67 Flour, Rice, and .... RPGs.

Posted by: incognito at June 01, 2010 04:08 AM (u6X4c)

68 57 nominated for THREADWINNER.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2010 04:10 AM (mHQ7T)

69 The main danger to Israel is demographics. The Arab population is 25% and increasing 1% per year. More Jews leave Israel than immigrate, they do not want to live in a country that has religious law where women can only obtain a divorce if the husband agrees. They do not want to live in a country where women must ride in the back of some buses. They do not want to live where ultra orthodox nuts throw acid on young Jewish girls for the crime of wearing pants

Posted by: Georgie at June 01, 2010 04:21 AM (I+7Zv)

70 There needs to be a Pancake Titanic where more leftists could give their lives for the cause. They're worth even less to me dead, but it's a win win.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2010 04:21 AM (mHQ7T)

71 31 They should have named it the Liberty.

Posted by: galoob at June 01, 2010 03:09 AM (avEVS)

That's the second time for you. fuckwad.

Posted by: TexasJew at June 01, 2010 04:22 AM (uk6lu)

72 I don't read (or speak!) Hebrew, incognito. Do you know if that report says which vessel(s) from yesterday the arms and munitions were taken from?

And, of course, the Palis and their leftist allies didn't even have enough brains to have the first convoy not carrying any munitions so they could claim it really was just humanitarian aid. These people are too stupid to deserve to have their own country or to win a war.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2010 04:24 AM (7b1Uc)

73 74

They probably dislike the idea of riding in buses that may well have a bomb on them, courtesy of their Arab neighbors, more than any of the lies you just put forth. Don't talk to us about torturing women, you fucking scum.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 01, 2010 04:25 AM (mHQ7T)

74 Is Georgie talking about Israel or one the many Muslim shitholes that treat their women worse than dogs?

Posted by: NY Times at June 01, 2010 04:41 AM (YmPwQ)

75 the "Rachel Corrie"?  srsly?  wow.  they really are asking for it.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 01, 2010 04:54 AM (Gk/wA)

76 #72
That video you linked was dated May 11, 2009.

Posted by: Angus at June 01, 2010 04:56 AM (o3AgM)

77 Lost in the noise is the underlying cause, what I believe is a deliberate projection of US weakness and inaction by the current maladministration. When was the last time the Turks were tempted to pull a stunt like this? We have the Russians, the Norks, Chavez, Iran and even that Mexican pimp in our faces. Our weakness is actually more dangerous than "cowboy" diplomacy.

Posted by: mark c at June 01, 2010 04:56 AM (SBIko)

78

This time send a couple of unarmed tugs along with an armed gunboat or two with aviation and commando assets, better bring a rescue boat along also.

let the Aviation assets find and shadow the corrie use the tugs to spray water cannons at the corrie then step up the action by pushing and tugging the ship away from Gaza.

If the corrie then shoots something construed as lethal at the tugs...well, that's called a sea battle...put a shell into the corrie and stop it, then board with Commandos if the thing floats long enough, if the corrie sinks, send in the rescue boats to save the idiots in a big PR/PC stunt on video.

 

Posted by: HEP-T at June 01, 2010 05:07 AM (49wPk)

79 Israel doesn't need to (and indeed shouldn't) just torpedo these ships.

Unfortunately, there's a double-standard when it comes to Israel.  Israel simply isn't permitted to take the steps to defend itself that other countries do routinely. 

So this is what Israel "should" do. 

a. Board the ships, evacuate them, then search them completely.
b. THEN sink them.

The "activists" on board don't care if they get shot; indeed lots of them probably WANT to be "martyred" like St. Pancake Rachel Corrie.

But I can assure that whomever paid for the expensive ships is NOT going to be happy if they don't come back, and after 1 or 2 of them get scuttled, the supply of "new" ships for this sort of mission will instantly dry up. 

Posted by: looking closely at June 01, 2010 05:07 AM (YpVHs)

80 What does Rachel Corrie have to do with pancakes?

Posted by: Matt at June 01, 2010 05:08 AM (1ha9G)

81 #81 Thank you for pointing that out, Angus.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2010 05:10 AM (7b1Uc)

82

Now, should the corrie gain a fleet of some kind to force a landing then this is war and all steps should be taken to neutralize the corrie blockade group.

I expect any action will result in a convoy of assorted ships military or civilians shepherding the corrie to it's fate. I expect France and others to send their Navy to force the blockade for the corrie.

What happens if and when the Israeli's fight back will be called a sea battle for sure.

Posted by: HEP-T at June 01, 2010 05:11 AM (49wPk)

83 Sink the damn ship!

Posted by: Jimmy Page at June 01, 2010 05:12 AM (T1l1O)

84

We shot civilian rum-runners during prohibition. Today we provide aid stations for Mexican dope smugglers.

Barry don't know shit about borders, bein' a man of the world and all. Hell, if a flotilla of Mexican ships full of blow was heading up the Potomac, he'd give them a heros' welcome.

BTW. Half of our M.E. intel comes from Israel. Which barry tosses.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 01, 2010 05:12 AM (vlAO9)

85 But I can assure that whomever paid for the expensive ships is NOT going to be happy if they don't come back, and after 1 or 2 of them get scuttled, the supply of "new" ships for this sort of mission will instantly dry up. 

Posted by: looking closely

 

This is a good idea, provide that the maritime insurance (if any) does not cover them. In that case, it would be cheaper to hand over a ship for this asinine purpose than it would be to refurbish itor have it broken up, due to today's environmental laws. It'd be interesting to see what the service life and insurance situations were like for the ships involved

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2010 05:15 AM (R2fpr)

86 On a related note, Peru has paroled American Lori Berenson after 15 years of a 20-year sentence for collaborating with  Tupac Amaru bomb makers.

Lori, Rachel, Jihad Jane -- What is it about American girls that drives them to make political mischief in other people's countries?

I mean, it's not like you see African girls coming to the States and collaborating with American tea party racist radicals.


Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck, not entirely oblivious to the irony at June 01, 2010 05:18 AM (a5ljo)

87 SINK THE PANCAKE

Posted by: G$ at June 01, 2010 05:22 AM (ao9DD)

88 Lori, Rachel, Jihad Jane -- What is it about American girls that drives them to make political mischief in other people's countries?

Marxism is an affliction primarily of the rich and idle.  Which is why I actually think the best thing for Republicans as a long-term strategy is to crank the "death tax" to 100%.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2010 05:23 AM (p05LM)

89 Don't TAKE it!  SINK IT!

Posted by: GarandFan at June 01, 2010 05:23 AM (6mwMs)

90 "He's been no part of my info-eco-system, ever." "LGF has never been a BIG part of my blog-life." So which is it?

Posted by: Matt at June 01, 2010 05:28 AM (1ha9G)

91

Blue Hen at June 01, 2010 10:15 AM (R2fpr

Act of war is not covered. My insurance wwould not cover me or the boat & Passengters while on routine Coast Guard auxillary patrols. My orders advised that the CG would be cover me while on an ordered patrol.

We made the boat scenes from Apocalypse Now look nice! And I could write off the fuel.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 01, 2010 05:29 AM (vlAO9)

92 I mean, it's not like you see African girls coming to the States and collaborating with American tea party racist radicals

I, for one, would welcome hordes of African women coming over here to collaborate with us teabaggers. Especially if they have big tits.

,

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 01, 2010 05:29 AM (trjej)

93 Hey, according to Bush's law team, the death of Rachel Corrie was justifiable and legal. They clearly said that putting a Caterpillar on somebody was not torture.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at June 01, 2010 05:30 AM (FHlAi)

94 Muse@97: Mine are modest. But I like to think they have an undeniable perky charm.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at June 01, 2010 05:39 AM (a5ljo)

95 Samson Option anyone? There's a great book series called "There will be War" it's a collection of short SF/War stories by a bunch of authors from the 90s. One is the story of a IDF missile team in a hidden launch site as every Arab country finally invades. The order for the Samson Option goes into effect (ie the Biblical story of Samson) and their targets are revealed, shocking the team.

Posted by: AFlyingSquirrel at June 01, 2010 05:58 AM (fbL/a)

96 Just push a D9 out the back of a cargo aircraft. But do it at night.

Posted by: kansas at June 01, 2010 06:08 AM (mka2b)

97 In related news, Caterpillar announces expansion into the military small boat industry.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2010 06:15 AM (E4Pj8)

98 Actually the original Rachel Corrie story was even worse than is usually reported. She was killed trying to act as a human shield when the operator of an armored bulldozer accidentally backed in to her. (The operators of these tractors have very limited fields of view. Check out pictures on line, the walls of the cab are solid steel with only a half dozen or so small bullet resistant windows.)
However there have been reports that the Israeli's were tipped to a supposed western female who would be deployed as a suicide bomber that day. the description of this supposed "Western bomber" matched Corrie, raising questions whether the Pali's intentionally were trying to set her up to be shot.

Posted by: Have Blue at June 01, 2010 06:27 AM (mV+es)

99 I have dispatched the USS Mrs. Butterworth to monitor the situation and administer whatever maple goodness may be necessary.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 01, 2010 06:30 AM (e8hmI)

100 We're watching as a hostile world slowly encircles Israel. It's like a growing frenzy, a forming lynch mob. Reasoned international debate or appraisal of any facts are becoming impossible. Israel is always wrong, and anything it does to defend itself is new grounds for condemnation. And this is entirely acceptable to our president -- in fact I imagine it is exactly the passive-aggressive intention. Dark days.

Posted by: rrpjr at June 01, 2010 06:35 AM (x64+B)

101 However there have been reports that the Israeli's were tipped to a supposed western female who would be deployed as a suicide bomber that day. the description of this supposed "Western bomber" matched Corrie, raising questions whether the Pali's intentionally were trying to set her up to be shot.

Posted by: Have Blue at June 01, 2010 11:27 AM (mV+es)

If the description was "some bitter, lice-infested redheaded whore that dogs wouldn't fuck", it was a dead give-away.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 01, 2010 06:36 AM (G9PIC)

102

http://tinyurl.com/2ebuuzf

Dan Collins had the dope on the Bill Ayers connection to the Turkish Group involved in this blockade running. 

Posted by: Joe at June 01, 2010 06:38 AM (0Gde6)

103 I'd say to airlift a Cat D-9 and drop it right on the ship...

Posted by: apb at June 01, 2010 07:08 AM (4Ac/Q)

104

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at June 01, 2010 10:39 AM (a5ljo)

Posted by our resident African Hotteh..

I'm sure they are real and Magnificent!

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2010 07:36 AM (HqPRQ)

105 If the corrie then shoots something construed as lethal at the tugs...well, that's called a sea battle...put a shell into the corrie and stop sink it, then board with Commandos if the thing floats long enough, if the corrie sinks, send in the rescue boats to save the idiots in a big PR/PC stunt on video. get videos of the survivors being eaten by sharks. This video can be sold to shark researchers around the world to aid in helping us combat the threat that sharks present to humans at the beach.


FIFY.

Posted by: blindside at June 01, 2010 07:43 AM (x7g7t)

106 Kick ass, Israel.  We're rooting for you.

Posted by: iowavette at June 01, 2010 07:52 AM (0JTac)

107 88 Sink the damn ship!

Why not?  Use a sub to do it.  It worked for the Norks....

Posted by: TXMarko at June 01, 2010 08:38 AM (3ksUs)

108 The S.S. Rundown Bitch

Posted by: Clever Moniker at June 01, 2010 08:52 AM (qs11W)

109 Turn the Rachel Corrie into the MV Fish Structure (ref: http://www.lrconline.com/Extension_Notes_English/pdf/fsh_hab.pdf).

Posted by: The Watcher at June 01, 2010 09:00 AM (Zqfof)

110 The ship that interdicts the Rachel Corrie should be renamed as quickly as possible " SS Bulldozer". If there is a second ship in the interdict force then name it "Catepillar." I'm a dick and I approve this message.

Posted by: cackfinger at June 01, 2010 10:11 AM (TUBcJ)

111 Also we should maybe consider painting some offensive cartoons of Mohammed all over the SS bulldozer...

Posted by: cackfinger at June 01, 2010 10:18 AM (TUBcJ)

112 Would be nice if they would convert that "converted" merchant ship into a nice new reef.  Coral need condos too, you know.

Posted by: Darren at June 01, 2010 10:49 AM (7K2n8)

113 Goodness gracious the women in the photo seen here... I'd jihad just to get out of there.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2010 10:52 AM (snlsw)

114 that was http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37442104

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2010 10:52 AM (snlsw)

115 REMEMBER THE MV Iran Deyanat!!! August 2008.
Of the Somali Pirates that boarded her, 21 died of radiation poisoning.
Books and papers and Captain's Logs indicated she was "Headed for one port" but would in fact enter the Suez Canal get near an Israeli port and beg humanitarian mercy for port entry to fix ship's mechanical problems, and blow the ship and the port city off the face of the earth.

NOT CAUGHT by ISRAEL OR WESTERN INTELLIGENCE.
I HEAR YA KNOCKIN' BUT YA CAN'T COME IN!!!

Posted by: Rose at June 01, 2010 11:05 AM (BYsJS)

116 Word is, the IAF is working on a new weapon.  They're going to take the fin unit and laser sensor off a laser-guided bomb and attach it to a Caterpillar D-9.  Then they'll have a soldier with a laser designator lase the MV Saint Pancake while crew on a C-130 shove the bulldozer out about 15,000 feet above it.

It's called the JDAM.  Jewish Dozer Attack Munition.

MAKE MINE BLUEBERRY!

Posted by: Moose4 at June 01, 2010 12:33 PM (ZN+Dd)

117 The order for the Samson Option goes into effect (ie the Biblical story of Samson) and their targets are revealed, shocking the team.

What were the targets?

Posted by: Sean at June 01, 2010 12:48 PM (Bkelc)

118 If the description was "some bitter, lice-infested redheaded whore that dogs wouldn't fuck", it was a dead give-away.
I did her. But as a gentleman I can't tell you anything more about me doing her. I mean other than the fact that I did her. Twice. Once standing up. But my lips are sealed. You know, unlike hers. When I did her.

Posted by: william folks at June 01, 2010 12:59 PM (7b1Uc)

119 81 #72
That video you linked was dated May 11, 2009.

Didn't know.  However, the video does show why Israel or any country for that matter shouldn't trust "humanitarian" aid from Arab countries.

Posted by: incognito at June 01, 2010 02:25 PM (u6X4c)

120 It was believed that Israeli bulldozers can't swim so that this Corrie won't end up a left-wing pancake like her dumb namesake.


I claim responsibility for this edit to the MV Corrie's Wiki page. I have the screenshot too.


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Posted by: orjin krem at December 16, 2010 01:51 PM (GnMF0)

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