August 31, 2010

And Now Is The Time On Planet Greene When We Dance
— Ace

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Posted by: Ace at 07:11 AM | Comments (48)
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1 Most entertaining politician since Traficant.

Posted by: frode at August 31, 2010 07:13 AM (TdgA9)

2 and the macdaddy can dance ... chicka chicka wow wooow

Posted by: MacDaddyZion at August 31, 2010 07:15 AM (GvYeG)

3

I feel like this is just another example of the coming collapse.

I need to bone up on my roman history. I am sure there was a Senator like this just before the Goths and Visagoths sacked Rome

Posted by: Ben at August 31, 2010 07:15 AM (wuv1c)

4 A Sprockets reference, cool...

Posted by: BB at August 31, 2010 07:16 AM (qF8q3)

5 Archie Bell and the Drells (from Houston, Texas) doin' the "Tighten Up!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 31, 2010 07:16 AM (9Cooa)

6 I'll bet he can at least operate an umbrella.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 07:18 AM (UOM48)

7

Imam Obam and the bella drellas ... they will rock your world

Posted by: MacDaddyZion at August 31, 2010 07:19 AM (GvYeG)

8 Where are the Alvin Greene Dancers?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at August 31, 2010 07:21 AM (Y81Xa)

9 I've said it before, and I'll say it again-- it's too bad he's running against Jim DeMint.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 31, 2010 07:21 AM (lPxkl)

10

Alvin Greene is a friend of mine!

Posted by: Men Without Hats at August 31, 2010 07:23 AM (wuv1c)

11

If the Senate race in SC comes down to a dance-off, Demint is doomed.

 

 

Posted by: Warthog at August 31, 2010 07:23 AM (WDySP)

12 We fear him!

Posted by: Umbrellas everywhere at August 31, 2010 07:23 AM (UOM48)

13 He should go on Dance-Off Pants-Off.  That show can't really get any more disturbing.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 31, 2010 07:25 AM (HaYO4)

14
Get on the scene
Like a Greene Machine
HAAAAAHHHH Get up now.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 31, 2010 07:26 AM (fx8sm)

15 Dear God in Heaven. That's probably the most disturbing thing I've seen since the last time I stopped by AoSHQ.

Posted by: Jim_from_NJ at August 31, 2010 07:26 AM (4Qolh)

16
It's nice to see Alvin enjoying himself.

I know this sounds bad, but do ever get that feeling when you see tards special people laughing and smiling? I think it's nice when they laugh and dance because they really can't experience the same joys and pleasures normal people enjoy.


Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at August 31, 2010 07:26 AM (uFokq)

17 He dances like Obama. Bet he throws a baseball better, though.

Posted by: Damiano at August 31, 2010 07:26 AM (PA722)

18 Alvin seems to be having a good time with his allotted 15 minutes, doesn't he?

I like him. He's one not-all-there boob who doesn't hate America, unlike the not-all-there boobs who inhabit D.C.

We'd be safer with Greene in the White House than we are with Osama Obama in there.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 31, 2010 07:28 AM (Ulu3i)

19 We'd be safer with Greene in the White House than we are with Osama Obama in there.

And we'd have action figures.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 07:28 AM (1+AMA)

20

Speaking of planet green,

We're all doomed

http://tinyurl.com/2uwd46v

again!

I thought that this was supposed to be a one time thing.  Damn the bad luck.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 31, 2010 07:29 AM (RkRxq)

21 I still prefer the vid of him moaning "Noooooo!" from inside his his father's house.  Comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 07:30 AM (UOM48)

22 This proves it's a Rovian trick. He's really a white man under that latex!!

Posted by: beedubya at August 31, 2010 07:32 AM (AnTyA)

23
Did we ever get to the bottom of which R was backing him purely to make the dems look foolish?

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 31, 2010 07:32 AM (fx8sm)

24

Anyone read his Manifesto! in The Guardian?

He wants to put an end to free trade between nations, and implement heavy tarriffs.

Yeah that sorta took the Greene sheen off of him for me, too.

Posted by: reason at August 31, 2010 07:33 AM (+hPIb)

25 i'd still vote for him against either of the California senators. but only because i'm a racist.

Posted by: cali grump at August 31, 2010 07:34 AM (1tJr/)

26 And we'd have action figures.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 12:28 PM (1+AMA)

--Unfortunately, we do have 0bama action figures.  I dare ya to Bing that.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2010 07:34 AM (BP6Z1)

27 I got nothing to say.... ... it speaks for itself.

Posted by: Timbo at August 31, 2010 07:35 AM (ph9vn)

28 Greene Greene, the Dancing Machine!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 31, 2010 07:35 AM (xxgag)

29 Exit question: Who dances for the RADIO?

Posted by: ingenus at August 31, 2010 07:36 AM (+sBB4)

30 Are you serious?

Posted by: Howard Effin Stern at August 31, 2010 07:38 AM (1PeEC)

31 Unfortunately, we do have 0bama action figures.

All they do is golf and stammer.  That's not really "action"....

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 07:38 AM (1+AMA)

32

It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to.

I'd give it a 65, Dick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2010 07:39 AM (kFODZ)

33 Where's the strippers and coeds?

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2010 07:41 AM (GwPRU)

34 This is what he does when you're in his victim-hole.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 31, 2010 07:43 AM (F5Uas)

35 Obama action figures. Now with kung fool grip.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 31, 2010 07:44 AM (F5Uas)

36 Dear Lord this is.....I can't find the words.

Hurricane Alvin is on the move.

Posted by: mpfs at August 31, 2010 07:46 AM (iYbLN)

37 Mr. Greene, we're not laughing with you....

Posted by: Hedgehog at August 31, 2010 07:50 AM (oQIfB)

38 #31  All they really do is golf cheat at golf and stammer.


FIFY

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 07:52 AM (UOM48)

39 these comments are freaking hilarious.

Posted by: tc at August 31, 2010 08:27 AM (LGTh6)

40 OMFG just read his manifesto. It was brilliant albeit unintentional satire.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 31, 2010 08:46 AM (mHQ7T)

41 You know who Alvin dances like?  That's right.  Caddyshack Gopher.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 31, 2010 08:48 AM (LutGd)

42 LOL, "you're acting like a white guy at a wedding biting that lower lip". Never heard that one before.

Just keep in mind that Clyburn can't support him because he has "daughters and granddaughters".

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2010 08:52 AM (/jbAw)

43

You know who else had his own unique silly dance (some would call a "jig")? 

Hitler.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 31, 2010 09:33 AM (8lCJT)

44 Shitty camera work.  Think they would see the boom and move it.  WBT and WCNC are rivals, can not figure out why WBT let them in.

WBT use to be one of the few clear channel 50,000 watt AM stations when AM was king, first licensed in 1921!  Think WNBC, WCBS, WABC, KDKA, WSB, all clear channel.  You could hear WBT in Belize!

The guy interviewing him is a conservative tea party DJ, that the Morons would love.  He fucks with everyone, including our past Republican Mayor.

Posted by: Kemp at August 31, 2010 09:34 AM (AQxTm)

45

We'd be safer with Greene in the White House than we are with Osama Obama in there.

Not that there's a snowball's chance that Alvin will make it to DC, but if he did the vipers there would easily manipulate him into voting their way, and would also set him up as their scapegoat when needed.  Also, his pending felony charge does not suggest someone of sound judgement.  He may not be worse that Obama, but I doubt his votes would be any better than the most corrupted partisan Dem.

 

Also as someone noted above, he's dancing (and dressing up) for radio.  Kinda mean of the DJ's to do that to him...he doesn't seem aware they're making fun of him.

Posted by: Mayday at August 31, 2010 11:33 AM (TRgli)

46 Why is a Senate candidate for South Carolina campaigning in North Carolina?

Or am I missing something?

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