September 28, 2007

And Now... Lizard Cheesecake!
— Ace

Because the Dog Cheesecake was so popular.

lizardlean.jpg

Over on this site the guy pinkie-swears this is real; the "artist" just has little couches and poses the lizards as he likes, and they stay in that pose for a while.

Thanks to Anwyn, with a hopeful post about some Oregon counties finally checking drunk-driving arrestees for legal status -- and reporting those who are here illegally to ICE.

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM | Comments (25)
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1 You're one sick fuck.

Posted by: Bart at September 28, 2007 01:02 PM (hq0Wd)

2 Lizard Cheesecake...it's ok, I guess, but I'm not a big fan of the crust.

Posted by: A. Weasel at September 28, 2007 01:10 PM (bqcfE)

3 Ugh...uuhhhn....ugh..oh yeah...uhn...

Posted by: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance at September 28, 2007 01:12 PM (HgAV0)

4

I'm no herpetologist (insert lame ass herpes joke here) but I've owned a couple of iguanas and I'm 99% sure that pose isn't possible with an iguana's front legs.


Unless of course the iguana is dead, the front legs are broken and tacked to the lounge chair.


Other than that, good effort!


Posted by: Rosetta at September 28, 2007 01:17 PM (vV7sA)

5 Rosetta, they're cold blooded -- you just have to put them in the freezer for a few minutes first.

Posted by: mesablue at September 28, 2007 01:18 PM (KCOdQ)

6 Iguanas creep me out.  Of course, so do democrats.

Posted by: Editors at September 28, 2007 01:23 PM (1AOJB)

7 My iguana would draw blood if you tried to do that with him. He's a belligerant fucker. He likes the picture though.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at September 28, 2007 01:24 PM (tq6GW)

8 Now that's a lounge lizard.

Posted by: ricpic at September 28, 2007 01:26 PM (tng3f)

9 they stay in that pose for a while.

That's cuz they're pining for the fjiords.  No way would a live lizard tolerate that kind of treatment.  Turtles, maybe.  Lizards no.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 28, 2007 01:29 PM (iuG/e)

10 I am sure I have seen this guy's work filmed for one of those end-of-the-week lighter side news items and it is real (though since I can not remember which broadcast it was on I can respect you skepticism.) I even saw one of them moving slightly and he had to reposition it. Maybe different species or variants have different leg flexibility. 

Posted by: Saul Wall at September 28, 2007 01:33 PM (7Ilg7)

11 Gross, a cloaca-shot.

I didn't think this site could get any more depraved, but I should've known better. Now we're subjected to cloaca-shots, and not even a NSFW warning!!!

Posted by: stace at September 28, 2007 01:36 PM (A56/D)

12 I hope to God that that is a female (hard to tell with the whole internal genitalia thing). Maybe it does not matter - I mean, if I find that sexy the gender I am oriented to is probably the least of my worries.

Posted by: Saul Wall at September 28, 2007 01:37 PM (7Ilg7)

13

Shenannigans!


Posted by: Charles Darwin at September 28, 2007 01:57 PM (pw257)

14 "Hey, excuse me, I gotta go pose my lizard for some photos."

"..."

"What?"

Posted by: Merovign at September 28, 2007 01:58 PM (IaYDo)

15 This should be forwarded to Charles at LGF.

Posted by: otcconan at September 28, 2007 02:02 PM (/bSFl)

16 lizards are naughty little perverts. always clinging to my window watching me undress

Posted by: pajama momma at September 28, 2007 02:15 PM (Tbl5c)

17

lizards are naughty little perverts. always clinging to my window watching me undress


And by "lizards" you mean "lauraw",  "nice deb" and "stace".


Posted by: Rosetta at September 28, 2007 02:19 PM (vuppY)

18

lizards are naughty little perverts. always clinging to my window watching me undress


Get your eyes checked, honey.  The green body paint is just so I can make my getaway and blend into the foliage if spotted.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 28, 2007 02:22 PM (rf03a)

19
The puppy pron was hawt! This, not so much. More nude dogs, please.

Posted by: dave at September 28, 2007 02:50 PM (bGPt5)

20

Hollowpoint!


What the hell man!


How innapropriate.


Do I need to buy you a camcorder to get some video feeds here or what the hell do I need to do?


Have a little respect!


Posted by: Entropy at September 28, 2007 03:11 PM (HgAV0)

21 I-guana make sweet, sweet love to you.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at September 28, 2007 04:26 PM (uOvAE)

22 I'd hit it.

Posted by: the Geico gecko at September 28, 2007 05:02 PM (OoMad)

23 If the cops find this photo on my computer, can I claim that I was just doing "research"?

Posted by: Godzilla at September 28, 2007 06:30 PM (sazmt)

24

Get your eyes checked, honey. 


YOU!!!!!


Posted by: pajama momma at September 29, 2007 02:26 AM (Tbl5c)

25 I think this is that sarcastic lizard you posted a while back.

"Look at this guy. He's Mr. Purple Couch. Yeah, right. Reptile Bettie Page. No way. No way. Mr. Black Shirt back there, sitting behind the table. Yeah, right."


Posted by: Guy T. at September 29, 2007 04:39 AM (gaL10)

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