January 31, 2008

And Now... *French* War Porn
— Ace

Caution: May not be quite as good as American war porn.

You can safely skip to near the end. The build up is a bit long.

Thanks to Cuffy Meigs, who's also blogging about the 50th anniversary of the Explorer 1 and the early American space program.

Posted by: Ace at 04:23 PM | Comments (22)
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1 kind of reminds me of last night

Posted by: ntac at January 31, 2008 04:28 PM (plhic)

2 I don't think I'll ever stop laughing.

Posted by: jmflynny at January 31, 2008 04:29 PM (l25Zd)


Old, but solid.

But... it's French-Canadian.

Posted by: TheEJS at January 31, 2008 04:35 PM (hBYdH)


While that is a classic... come on, nothing beats the Iraqi mortar own goal.



Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 31, 2008 05:16 PM (Lf0H/)

5 it's French-Canadian.

Still counts, fucker!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at January 31, 2008 05:23 PM (N8eC4)


It's even better Vercingetorix. But I still don't have *French* War Porn, *French* being the keyword.

Speaking of the illegitimate bastards, you know who else uses the word "fucker"? The French! Are you French Vercingetorix? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

(Hint: Yes!)

Posted by: TheEJS at January 31, 2008 05:38 PM (hBYdH)

7 French porn porn ain't so hot either....

Rasoirs de surete, mon cheri.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2008 05:38 PM (Ds4I5)

8 EJS, je ne sais pas que vous allez dire, parce que vous utilizez les grandes mots, et je suis le savage, absolutement pas comme vous, qui avez le plus intelligente de les hommes et les femmes, et les homos qui parlez chez Ace.

Or, fuck off, retard.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at January 31, 2008 05:59 PM (N8eC4)

9 I bought a pretty cool old French war rifle, the other day at the Gun Store.

It'd never been fired and only dropped twice.

Posted by: thebronze at January 31, 2008 06:20 PM (X/apF)

10 OLD!! You posted this like a year ago. Still, reminds me of what McRino's dick must do when he trys to have a "Bud". 

Posted by: kempermanx at January 31, 2008 06:21 PM (iLWmI)


This is so old, the whole squad has had time to pick up that damn missile, stuff it back in, and try it again, with the same lack of results.  Of course, "missile" might be the wrong name for it.  I'm thinking "pissile" might be better?

Many years ago when I lived in Canada for a while (NNAFDD) I heard what is probably the oldest Canadian joke in captivity:

"Canada should have the best of everything: British culture, French cooking, and American technology."

"Unfortunately we got British cooking, American culture, and French technology!"

(You had to be there.)

Posted by: sherlock at January 31, 2008 06:23 PM (jdXw+)


EJS, I do not know that you will say, because you utilizez large the words, and I am the savage, absolutement not like you, who have most intelligent of the men and the women, and the homos which speak at Ace.


Nice "argument". Do you work for John McCain by any chance?

Posted by: TheEJS at January 31, 2008 06:33 PM (hBYdH)

13 TheEJS, don't be le douche.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at January 31, 2008 07:31 PM (JvmRx)


"Unfortunately we got British cooking, American culture, and French technology!"

Oh yeah, that's too true. Esp east of the ON/MB border.

And hey! Even Canadians don't consider the Q-beckers to be "real" Canadians, and the French (from France) don't consider them "real Frenchies".

They're ugly and nobody likes them!

Kinda like Ace...

Posted by: 5Cats at January 31, 2008 07:50 PM (Knaf0)


TheEJS, don't be le douche.

Learn these words Verx:

Here I am, a strong man, beaten by an even stronger man

Hopefully they're familiar.

Posted by: TheEJS at January 31, 2008 08:44 PM (hBYdH)


I once knew a girl from Quebec that I liked.

I liked her a lot.

Apparently she didn't like me as much.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 31, 2008 10:19 PM (8HSPd)


"Here I am, a strong man, beaten by an even stronger man

Hopefully they're familiar."


Yup, pretty familiar.

Posted by: bath house attendant at February 01, 2008 02:54 AM (KCOdQ)

18 Difference between French war porn and American war porn....Armpit hair.

Posted by: Judd at February 01, 2008 04:58 AM (BXHeE)


French or - any Euro - war porn is much like sex porn for a teenager.


Case in point:


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