March 30, 2007

Albright Suggests We're Arranging A New Gulf of Tonkin
— Ace

Who'd've thought that Rosie O'Donnell was a leading light in liberal foreign policy opinion?

Oh yeah-- pretty much we all did.

Here's Albright worrying that an "accident" in the Gulf could lead to a new Vietnam in Iran. Well, a new-new Vietnam. We already have the new one.

Of course, she's given to such insane lefty conspiratorial thinking. Albright, remember, famously remarked to Mort Kondracke that she'd heard that Bush actually had already captured Osama bin Ladin, and would trot him out just before the election.

She later claimed she was just joking. Mort Kondracke says she appeared to be serious. And certainly she doesn't appear to have much by way of a sense of humor.

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright told Fox News Channel analyst Morton Kondracke yesterday she suspects President Bush knows the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and is simply waiting for the most politically expedient moment to announce his capture.

Kondracke made the announcement about what Albright told him backstage before an appearance on another Fox show on "Special Report With Brit Hume."

Kondracke was incredulous that a former secretary of state could believe something like that about a U.S. administration.

"She was not smiling when she said this," offered Kondracke, who believes Albright is serious about the conspiracy theory.

The syllogism:

1) War is never justified.

2) There are no external enemies.

3) Ergo, if America should make war, that war is ipso facto unjustified and furthermore created, provoked, and propagandized for by internal enemies, who are the only possible true enemies, given proposition 2.


Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM | Comments (29)
Post contains 279 words, total size 2 kb.

1

I'm always getting Helen Thomas and Madeline Albright confused.


Has anyone ever seen them both in the same room?


Posted by: Rocketeer at March 30, 2007 12:01 PM (GFaLW)

2 Madeleine Albright is the one who can squat 300 lbs.

Posted by: Jeff C. at March 30, 2007 12:07 PM (pnLPw)

3 I repeat...

Posted by: Rocketeer at March 30, 2007 12:09 PM (GFaLW)

4 I'm in a pessimistic mood today.



I think the left is going to get their way for a while.  We are
going to watch western defeat and retreat before Iran for quite some
time.  Sooner or later, the true face of the enemy will become
clear to the public, and then we'll spring forwards and win; we have to
have faith in this.  But in the meantime, brace yourselves for
blood and defeat.



Winning wars requires a united country.  The public is
well-meaning,
but in the short term, easily swayed by propaganda.  We simply
cannot
win the war on terrorism until leftist foreign policy is discredited in
the eyes of the general public, which has not happened yet.  And I
only see one way that's likely to happen; islamist victories.



Of course, this might all be averted due to indigenous forces in the middle east, but I wouldn't count on it.


Posted by: sandy burger at March 30, 2007 12:11 PM (Cpse7)

5

Madeleine Albright is the complete package.  Beautiful, sexy AND politically astute.


Posted by: Rosetta at March 30, 2007 12:14 PM (omkIU)

6 We want to arrange an accident to start a war?

If only we were crafty enough to get the Iranians to grab a boatload of British sailors and marines.  That would do the trick. If only we could arrange that.

Do these lefty morons even believe their own crap?



Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2007 12:18 PM (gNyUT)

7 What this tells me is that she predicts the Iranians are going to start trouble with us soon.  Great.  Just what we need.



It was nice of her to provide them with some plausible deniability, too.


Posted by: sandy burger at March 30, 2007 12:21 PM (K2rlS)

8

I'm insulted that people are comparing me to this twit.


Posted by: bag of hammers at March 30, 2007 12:25 PM (0rl7n)

9 Sandy, I'm afraid you're right.  And now I am depressed.

Posted by: Judd at March 30, 2007 12:26 PM (kqewx)

10 Not only did President Bush capture crazy Sammy back in 2001, but 'W' keeps Sammy's head in a jar under his desk and uses it as an ottoman.

Posted by: Speller at March 30, 2007 12:26 PM (Sbnuy)

11 Is she the great, big fat girl who chased after Arafat?

Because, any suck-up of Arafat is my arch nemesis and should be thrown on the ash heap of history..

Posted by: Stormy70 at March 30, 2007 12:26 PM (7WJsV)

12

It is inevitable.


And it WILL be our fault.


Natch


Posted by: Bosk at March 30, 2007 12:28 PM (+aNmG)

13 That was sarcasm!

Posted by: Bosk at March 30, 2007 12:32 PM (+aNmG)

14 Has Helen Thomas had some work done?  Botox maybe?  She looks a little different here

Posted by: Justin at March 30, 2007 12:51 PM (Q4HdS)

15

Madeleine Albright is the complete package.  Beautiful, sexy AND politically astute.


Priceless


Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 30, 2007 01:02 PM (QTv8u)

16 Man those Iranians are politically astute.

Bush in political trouble? Keep Bin Laden handy and under wraps to trot him out for just the perfect photo-op.

Ahmadinejad in political trouble? Keep Albright handy and under wraps to trot her out for just the perfect photo-op.

Ahmadinejad gets to produce Albright before Bush can produce Bin Laden.

Diabolical. And they learned all this from the Great Satan.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2007 01:02 PM (Z0FnI)

17 I wonder if she's just exhibiting the early signs of senile dementia?

Posted by: David Gillies at March 30, 2007 01:07 PM (RC1AQ)

18

Madeleine Albright is the complete package.  Beautiful, sexy AND politically astute.


Hey, that's what you said about me!!!! Now I'm just confused. Emotionally torn. I even bought new control top pantyhose for you.


Posted by: Janet Reno at March 30, 2007 01:32 PM (Pzdiv)

19 Go dance with your prinoners. . . . SHIT, I'm sorry "guests" janet.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 30, 2007 01:38 PM (QTv8u)

20

Madeleine Albright is the complete package.  Beautiful, sexy AND politically astute. - Rosetta (who else?)


Any doubts about Rosetta being a lesbian have now been removed permanently. However, I must admit that I am a little surprised that he appears to want to take the passive position with his new crush.


Posted by: max at March 30, 2007 02:01 PM (ffQhP)

21 Might George Bush arrange for Mr G, at Justice, to hire Janie Reno to replace the Rat Fink chief of Staff?, she did a bang up job with the little problem down in TX during her tenure at the Justice Dept., she would give Nancy and Hillary something to bitch about, and she would set a higher fashion standard then seen so far in DC.

Posted by: The Great Satans Sr, Intern at March 30, 2007 02:20 PM (ORiVn)

22

I'm always getting Helen Thomas and Madeline Albright confused.


Has anyone ever seen them both in the same room?

We have. Naked. And it was heavenly!


Posted by: janet reno and donna shalala at March 30, 2007 03:56 PM (2g3cv)

23 Janet Reno gets me hot. 

Posted by: David Koresh at March 30, 2007 04:08 PM (yikpN)

24

I wonder if Albright ever serviced Arafat?  Might explain why he loved coming to visit America.


Posted by: Capt. Cameltoe at March 30, 2007 04:30 PM (Wy3T0)

25 Janet Reno gets me hot.- David Koresh

Oh, that's just evil.  Bravo

Posted by: Toby928 at March 30, 2007 04:57 PM (ATbKm)

26 "I wonder if Albright ever serviced Arafat?" No, he was into boys. Uh, never mind....

Posted by: nikkolai at March 31, 2007 05:49 AM (DyDYq)

27

Speaking of Arafat, I wonder how his wife & 3 (?) kids are doing. Did you know they were living in Paris (France) on a mere $100,000 per month budget? (in the years before he died, eh?) How are they supposed to scrape by now?


Anyhow, here's a classic & very funny skit. It's been linked before I think, but it's so funny! (that it's worth linking again)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hzH6X8g34Y


Janet Reno gets me hot.- David Koresh


snicker! That's too funny!


Posted by: 5Cats at March 31, 2007 06:31 PM (cVijR)

28

Speaking of Arafat, I wonder how his wife & 3 (?) kids are doing. Did you know they were living in Paris (France) on a mere $100,000 per month budget? (in the years before he died, eh?) How are they supposed to scrape by now?


I understand Suha (sp?) had the keys to all the cash and the Pali government had to let her keep a TON of it to get her to turn over the rest.


Posted by: captkidney at April 02, 2007 03:44 AM (uQDzC)

29 fake chopard watches replica cartier watches smart for work be entertaining clients or be replica watches parmigiani watches.

Posted by: lydia at December 08, 2010 07:43 PM (kZpit)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
83kb generated in CPU 0.28, elapsed 2.2593 seconds.
62 queries taking 2.1488 seconds, 265 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.