September 30, 2010

Alan Grayson: Hates Children, Hates Seniors, Loves Satan
— Dave in Texas

In context, out of context, whatever.

tip via MiketheMoose in one of the conspiracy(!) threads.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 07:14 AM | Comments (172)
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1 Hail Satan!

Posted by: Beary the Bear at September 30, 2010 07:16 AM (iewYW)

2 Chiclet-toothed bastahd.

Posted by: Love, Michelle at September 30, 2010 07:17 AM (TZI/v)

3

Grayson is married??!?! and has kids?!?!?

 

jeez. How would you like that to be your father? or husband?

Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2010 07:17 AM (wuv1c)

4 Hail Satan

Posted by: skunky the skunk at September 30, 2010 07:18 AM (iewYW)

5 i didn't notice we were hosting "conspiracy" until you pointed it out just now.

Posted by: curioius at September 30, 2010 07:18 AM (p302b)

6 Video no worky.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 30, 2010 07:18 AM (/U/Mr)

7 Alan Grayson diddles little boys???

Posted by: Satan at September 30, 2010 07:18 AM (DYJjQ)

8 I'll bet "Poppin' Fresh" is laffin' his fat ass off at this.

It's stupid and juvenile, 1:11 of my life I can't get back. I'd say it was aimed at 10 year-olds, but why diss 10 year-olds?

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2010 07:20 AM (Ulu3i)

9
This idiot is getting way too much attention, let him rot on msnbc.

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 30, 2010 07:20 AM (fx8sm)

10 Now worky; had to go to New Comments Thingy.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 30, 2010 07:20 AM (/U/Mr)

11 Whoa, whoa!  I am not endorsing this douche. 

I better not get any ewok vibes from Grayson or it'll get ugly.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at September 30, 2010 07:21 AM (pUfK9)

12 He's got my vote.

Posted by: Beelzebub at September 30, 2010 07:22 AM (zdGrn)

13

I always thought that there was something about that guy!  You know, that red glow of his eyes.  The long pointy canines. The excessively long ear hair and long clawlike fingernails.

I could just never put my finger on it.

Thanks for connecting the dots.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 30, 2010 07:22 AM (RkRxq)

14 Speaking of SATAN

It's for the children don't you know.

Posted by: momma at September 30, 2010 07:22 AM (penCf)

15 The voiceover sounds like James O'Keefe with a mouthful of strawberries and champagne.

Posted by: CNN blonde at September 30, 2010 07:22 AM (pfStM)

16 They ought to play it at least once on-air

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 30, 2010 07:23 AM (d4Hvj)

17 I'm behind him 100 percent!

Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at September 30, 2010 07:23 AM (RD7QR)

18 Alan Grayson is unquestioningly the only true conservative in this race, you teabaggering racists!

Posted by: David Weigel at September 30, 2010 07:24 AM (VmtE9)

19

>>  1:11 of my life I can't get back

1:43 if you count the commercial.

heh.

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 30, 2010 07:25 AM (WvXvd)

20 Grayson is married??!?!

Yep. Here's a home movie of when he first met his wife.

http://tinyurl.com/26jjc52

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at September 30, 2010 07:25 AM (gQLr2)

21 I think it's a great little ad, a fake ad, to make a point about a real ad, which was, to say the least, horrendous.

Sort of in the fight fire with fire mode, except, they were gracious enough not to fund it for an airing in the district.

sort of let's people know what exactly crossing the line is. 

according to some even dems were just disgusted with gray son.

Posted by: curioius at September 30, 2010 07:26 AM (p302b)

22 We need to examine the vicious rumor that Alan Grayson raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Why won't Alan Grayson deny these allegations?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 07:26 AM (9hSKh)

23 Kratos - I thought it was two young boys?

Posted by: Jean at September 30, 2010 07:26 AM (UqSuH)

24 Alan Grayson: Hates Children, Hates Seniors, Loves SatanJeez, tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 30, 2010 07:27 AM (xxgag)

25 22 We need to examine the vicious rumor that Alan Grayson raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Why won't Alan Grayson deny these allegations?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 12:26 PM (9hSKh)

And on a Satanic Alter as well!

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 30, 2010 07:27 AM (d4Hvj)

26

This is actually how Alan Grayson met the love of his life.

Somedays fate comes to you in a canoe

Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 07:27 AM (pfStM)

27 22 We need to examine the vicious rumor that Alan Grayson raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Why won't Alan Grayson deny these allegations?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 12:26 PM (9hSKh)

I heard it was part of an initiation into a white supremacist group. Do you know anything about that?

Posted by: Josef K. at September 30, 2010 07:28 AM (7+pP9)

28 22 We need to examine the vicious rumor that Alan Grayson raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Why won't Alan Grayson deny these allegations?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 12:26 PM (9hSKh)

Probably because he's too busy covering up for the fact that he clubs baby manatees and makes shoes from their skins- something else that he has never denied, I might point out!

Posted by: Nighhawk at September 30, 2010 07:29 AM (OtQXp)

29 uh oh, hot air is down. that means no new posts here at the HQ til the problem is resolved

Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2010 07:30 AM (wuv1c)

30 Rush talking about cumo and the rumor that the wife was into the guy who was into poloponies who had a wife and kids......

Posted by: curioius at September 30, 2010 07:30 AM (p302b)

31

OT:

Spain arrests American al-Qaida suspect

http://bit.ly/avW1Z6

 

Weird how this doesn't even cause a stir anymore. This isn't big news, but objections to the Ground Zero Mosque are. Strange times.

Posted by: CJ at September 30, 2010 07:30 AM (9KqcB)

32 The latest Rasmussen Reports statewide telephone survey of Likely Voters shows Rossi picking up 48% support, while Murray earns 47% of the vote when leaners are included. Two percent (2%) prefer some other candidate, and three percent (3%) are undecided

Oh My!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 07:30 AM (btiSt)

33 O/T -- Just got the linky in my e-mail, but Virginia voters and political junkies may be interested in this blog.  The blogger has been instrumental in guiding conservative legislation in VA and he knows lots of inside baseball.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 30, 2010 07:31 AM (a3Z62)

34

And as far as I know, he has never been asked whether or not he is still beating his wife.

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 30, 2010 07:31 AM (RkRxq)

35 I love how they used Tubular Bells from The Exorcist as the backing music.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 30, 2010 07:31 AM (wDKwf)

36 Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 30, 2010 12:27 PM (d4Hvj)

hey, hey you can't have that one....it's mine...

Posted by: christine at September 30, 2010 07:32 AM (p302b)

37

The latest Rasmussen Reports statewide telephone survey of Likely Voters shows Rossi picking up 48% support, while Murray earns 47% of the vote when leaners are included. Two percent (2%) prefer some other candidate, and three percent (3%) are undecided

Oh My!

mail in ballots

autograph parties.

Murray wins.

Republicans have to win by 2-3 percentage points in those states to actually win if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2010 07:32 AM (wuv1c)

38

Weird how this doesn't even cause a stir anymore. This isn't big news, but objections to the Ground Zero Mosque are. Strange times.

Posted by: CJ at September 30, 2010 12:30 PM (9KqcB)

And...

You should read this.

 

And that’s all I have to say about that.

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 30, 2010 07:32 AM (RkRxq)

39 They ought to play it at least once on-air

I'll bet O'Really shows it tonight.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 30, 2010 07:34 AM (Avspz)

40 Republicans have to win by 2-3 percentage points in those states to actually win if you catch my drift.

Yep, we call it getting outside the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 07:35 AM (btiSt)

41 uh oh, hot air is down. that means no new posts here at the HQ til the problem is resolved Posted by: Ben at September 30, 2010 12:30 PM

"Poppin' Fresh's" Commodore 64 finally gave up?

Or is this because of the long-rumored merger of Tepid Air with Cahlres Jhonson's mighty blog?

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2010 07:35 AM (Ulu3i)

42

We need to examine the vicious rumor that Alan Grayson raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Why won't Alan Grayson deny these allegations?

The same reason he won't deny that nasty incident with the Girl Scout and the chainsaw. Where is the media on this???!!!eleventy11!!1

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 30, 2010 07:36 AM (3jxR/)

43 Great points, everyone.  The so-called "Congressman with guts" should be forthcoming with explanations about all these allegations.

If not, we can only assume that they are true.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 07:36 AM (9hSKh)

44 The Great Satan is alive and living in Florida!

Posted by: Mullah Mohammed Omar at September 30, 2010 07:36 AM (GwPRU)

45 I think Grayson is a good looking guy.

Posted by: Shrek at September 30, 2010 07:36 AM (6SGWt)

46 I had to serve papers so he's not allowed to come within 200 yards of me.

Posted by: Satan at September 30, 2010 07:37 AM (XUIJ5)

47 How'd they elect this guy in the first place? Was it retared outreach?

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 07:37 AM (2yvas)

48 rushbabe - bad link

Posted by: Jean at September 30, 2010 07:38 AM (UqSuH)

49 Its all true right?

Posted by: Vic at September 30, 2010 07:38 AM (/jbAw)

50 This is so clearly tongue-in-cheek that it will be easily defensible. They should air it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 30, 2010 07:38 AM (LH6ir)

51 Anyone else finding it hard to believe this guy's an attorney?

Posted by: gator at September 30, 2010 07:39 AM (aOKEC)

52 Why were you going to HA in the first place? Looking for the hipster, betamale, atheist, Palin-hatin', wetblanket, dork viewpoint?

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 07:39 AM (2yvas)

53 51 Anyone else finding it hard to believe this guy's an attorney?

Posted by: gator at September 30, 2010 12:39 PM (aOKEC)


i think we should wait for Amish Dude to answer your questions.

Posted by: curious at September 30, 2010 07:40 AM (p302b)

54 Its all true right?

Posted by: Vic at September 30, 2010 12:38 PM (/jbAw)


He's never denied any of it, so yes.

Posted by: CUS at September 30, 2010 07:40 AM (wOGfT)

55 you rang?

Posted by: thegreatsatan at September 30, 2010 07:40 AM (RCSoG)

56 wow, what does carl palladino send to those on the Christmas list cause I mean, it seems to be a real threat to be "taken off the Christmas list".  

Posted by: curious at September 30, 2010 07:41 AM (p302b)

57 These specious rumors about Mr. Grayson are completely out of line.

My own investigation has revealed only scant evidence of the alleged "goat, doorknob, and Larry Sinclair" incident.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 07:42 AM (5aa4z)

58 This video may backfire and make Grayson seem more sympathetic

Posted by: ingenus at September 30, 2010 07:42 AM (+sBB4)

59 OT IMPORTANT:

Here is Obama/Dem's Rallying point (study) for passage of CLEAN WATER RESTORATION ACT

Earth’s Rivers in ‘Crisis State,’ Report ConcludesThe world's rivers are in crisis, which could have a dire impact on the 5 billion people who live near them and rely on them for freshwater, as well as the thousands of species that call them home, a new study finds
...
The new findings on the threats facing Earth's rivers come from the first global-scale initiative to quantify the impact of these stressors on humans and riverine biodiversity. The research team produced a series of maps documenting the influence of numerous types of threats to water quality and aquatic life across the world's river systems.
...

"Flowing rivers represent the largest single renewable water resource for humans," said team member Charles J. Vörösmarty of the City University of New York. "What we've discovered is that when you map out these many sources of threat, you see a fully global syndrome of river degradation."\

"What made our jaws drop is that some of the highest threat levels in the world are in the United States and Europe," McIntyre said. "Americans tend to think water pollution problems are pretty well under control, but we still face enormous challenges."

One of the project's goals is to support international protocols to be used for water system protection.



Posted by: momma at September 30, 2010 07:42 AM (penCf)

60 Hates Children, Hates Seniors, Love Grecian Formula 16

Posted by: DelD at September 30, 2010 07:42 AM (oAZ1S)

61 Any turd can be an attorney, in fact, most are. I'm married to one who isn't very turdy but I attribute that to my keeping his ego in check early. I gave up dealing with any of his lawyer collegues long ago, it wasn't worth the boredom and having to pretend I didn't think they were the most painful dorks. Thankfully now he works with mostly engineers who, believe it or not, are less boring and awful.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 07:42 AM (2yvas)

62 HotAir has overcome its StuxNet virus attack

Posted by: ingenus at September 30, 2010 07:43 AM (+sBB4)

63 Anyone else finding it hard to believe this guy's an attorney? No.

Posted by: Usful Ijit at September 30, 2010 07:43 AM (M/psB)

64 47 How'd they elect this guy in the first place? Was it retared outreach?

Grayson swamped Keller in Orange County, where 2/3rds of the population for FL's 8th District resides, during the 2008 election.  Pres Pissypants won that area by 18 points, undoubtedly lifting Grayson.

The Dem turnout shouldn't be that high this year, and I think Keller is above Grayson by several points. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 07:43 AM (9hSKh)

65 The names: Hatem, Shabazz, Vorosmarty - come on

Posted by: Jean at September 30, 2010 07:43 AM (bh8+e)

66 If I were rich enough to blow the money, I'd put that ad up all over Florida to follow each of his attack ads on Webster to demonstrate what a total douchebag he is.

Posted by: Obviously at September 30, 2010 07:44 AM (xm1A1)

67 Why were you going to HA in the first place? Looking for the hipster, betamale, atheist, Palin-hatin', wetblanket, dork viewpoint?

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 12:39 PM (2yvas)

Looking at this district it looked to be pretty much a purple district going back and forth, but mostly Republican in the past.

Grayson was swept in in 2008 in the "conservatives stay at home" election.

Posted by: Vic at September 30, 2010 07:45 AM (/jbAw)

68

Hot Air's down?

It's a good thing Ace is still passed out from Val-U-Rite fueled hobo hunting.

Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 07:46 AM (pfStM)

69 Grayson should have stuck to acting, he was great in Sling Blade. 

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at September 30, 2010 07:46 AM (+lsX1)

70 39 They ought to play it at least once on-air

I'll bet O'Really shows it tonight.Posted by: NM Hick at September 30, 2010 12:34 PM (Avspz) >>

I doubt Mr. "I'm an independent" will air it, but I bet either Beck or Hannity will.  Or both.  Heh.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at September 30, 2010 07:46 AM (xMSXs)

71 ... engineers who, believe it or not, are less boring and awful.

Why, thank yuh, thank yuh vury much!

Posted by: NM Hick with blue suede shoes at September 30, 2010 07:48 AM (Avspz)

72 O/T:   Michael Savage ought to steal that from Rush "members of the media, do not panic, your show prep will continue"....

too funny

Posted by: curious at September 30, 2010 07:49 AM (p302b)

73 "Flowing rivers represent the largest single renewable water resource for humans," said team member Charles J. Vörösmarty of the City University of New York. "What we've discovered is that when you map out these many sources of threat, you see a fully global syndrome of river degradation."

This is part of the EPA myth that waters are all polluted. Some water shows traces of E-coli from wild animals then it is polluted. But the majority of the rivers and streams on the list are listed as polluted because the States refuse to do the EPA's sampling and testing which was one of those "unfunded mandates from DC". The courts ruled that the fed couldn't force them to do it so the EPA retailiates by carrying those rivers and streams as "polluted".

It justifies their existence. As I have sai in the past, day 3 EPA buget written, zero dollars..

Posted by: Vic at September 30, 2010 07:49 AM (/jbAw)

74

i didn't notice we were hosting "conspiracy" until you pointed it out just now.
Posted by: curioius at September 30, 2010 12:18 PM (p302b)

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR BELOVED REAL CURIOUS?

Posted by: reason at September 30, 2010 07:49 AM (5npD/)

75 Alan Grayson is unquestioningly without question the only true conservative in this race, you teabaggering racists!

(No, I am not on Journalist. See, I said "without question" that's way different.)

Posted by: Andi Sullivan (Bona Fide Conservative) at September 30, 2010 07:49 AM (ImAna)

76 That's a great ad. Too bad Michael Steele's too busy spending money on lesbian-themed bondage.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2010 07:49 AM (imD7p)

77 engineers who, believe it or not, are less boring and awful.

Why thank you Dagny!

Posted by: John Galt at September 30, 2010 07:50 AM (F/4zf)

78 I never thought he was an independent, always thought he was a conservative dem.  When he was a cub reporter he always covered the union guys and city hall...he's more conservative dem than anything else.

Posted by: curious at September 30, 2010 07:51 AM (p302b)

79 engineers who, believe it or not, are less boring and awful.

True, but so was Terry Schiavo.

Posted by: gator at September 30, 2010 07:51 AM (aOKEC)

80 A thing of beauty.

Posted by: reason at September 30, 2010 07:51 AM (5npD/)

81 Too bad Michael Steele's too busy spending money on lesbian-themed bondage.

I wonder where that idiot is now... or perhaps the RNC leadership finally figured out it's best to keep him hid away like a la Joe Biden.

Posted by: Obviously at September 30, 2010 07:53 AM (xm1A1)

82 Hot Air was fine a minute ago. Linked to a new Esquire interview with O'Keefe's partner.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 30, 2010 07:54 AM (Ly+aE)

83 "Flowing rivers represent the largest single renewable water resource for humans," said team member Charles J. Vörösmarty of the City University of New York. "What we've discovered is that when you map out these many sources of threat, you see a fully global syndrome of river degradation."

Posted by: momma at September 30, 2010 12:42 PM (penCf)

Gee, I coulda sworn that the "largest single renewable water resource for humans" was RAIN.  Guess that's why I'm not on the CUNY faculty...

Posted by: Nighhawk at September 30, 2010 07:55 AM (OtQXp)

84
I find this discourse to be unhelpful. Give Alan Grayson a chance. Help him in making this a better country.

Posted by: Coffee Party at September 30, 2010 07:58 AM (uFokq)

85 59 OT IMPORTANT:

Here is Obama/Dem's Rallying point (study) for passage of CLEAN WATER RESTORATION ACT:   Earth’s Rivers in ‘Crisis State,’ Report Concludes


This proves my fear (Do yourself a favor and read this entire article.):

As the calendar rushes toward the November 2nd elections, prospects increase for a bloody “lame-duck” session.  ...     Democrats who lost will have nothing further to lose, and will be eager to get as much of Obama’s radical agenda enacted as possible

Lurking in the shadows is Senator Chris Dodd’s Liveable Communities Act (S-1619).        

The Dodd bill brings down the heavy-hand of government to force communities to conform.  The implementation of Dodd’s “livable” or sustainable communities forces the loss of individual freedom, serious reduction of private property rights, and the erosion of a free market in real estate. 

Senator Feingold’s Clean Water Restoration Act (S-787) is high on the priority list for passage.  This bill would give to the federal government virtually every drop of water that falls on the United States to the federal government, regardless of whether it winds up in a river, a lake, a stream, a wetland, a prairie pothole, a mudhole, or backyard fish pond on private property. 


Moreover, the bill also gives to the federal government authority to control all activity that may affect these waters, whether the activity occurs on private or public property.




Posted by: momma at September 30, 2010 07:59 AM (penCf)

86 OT - From the "it can't be racist because it's from an approved source" department

White America Has Lost Its Mind (link to Village Voice)

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 30, 2010 08:00 AM (w9BEi)

87
Posted by: Nighhawk

dude, when are you going to fix your nic? Or is this nic in some cockney regional type dialect?

Posted by: Soothsayer in Chief at September 30, 2010 08:00 AM (uFokq)

88

As a concerned Christian conservative, I find Alan Grayson's devil worship and child "rearing" troubling.

Posted by: Kaykon W Bush at September 30, 2010 08:01 AM (zgZzy)

89 Senator Feingold’s Clean Water Restoration Act (S-787) is high on the priority list for passage.  This bill would give to the federal government virtually every drop of water that falls on the United States to the federal government, regardless of whether it winds up in a river, a lake, a stream, a wetland, a prairie pothole, a mudhole, or backyard fish pond on private property.

All they have to do is get across my fence and through my woods and they can have it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 08:01 AM (5aa4z)

90 dude, when are you going to fix your nic? Or is this nic in some cockney regional type dialect?

Posted by: Soothsayer in Chief at September 30, 2010 01:00 PM (uFokq)


Ah, thanks! Dunno what happened there, but whatever it is that evil wife-beating, child molesting, Satan worshiping, animal abuser Alan Grayson must be behind it.

After all, he hasn't denied it!

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 30, 2010 08:05 AM (OtQXp)

91 This is part of the EPA myth that waters are all polluted.

Well if you want to compare naturally occurring stream and river water with grade A industrial pure water; sure it has all sorts of "pollutants" in it, silica, NaCl, Fe, O2,  CaCO3, CaMg(CO3)2 typically trace amounts of toxic heavy metals gathered from rocks including Pb, and Hg, naturally occurring e-coli Escherichia coli and various other forms of micobial life some of which can be extremely dangerous such as Clostridium botulinum and Salmonella, trace amounts sugar hydrocarbons, and suspension contaminates of various makeup colloquially referred to as "dirt". The EPA can easily declare every naturally occurring fresh water source on the planet potentially toxic. It just shows their level of insanity and lack of proportion.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 30, 2010 08:06 AM (0q2P7)

92 Thankfully now he works with mostly engineers who, believe it or not, are less boring and awful.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 12:42 PM (2yvas)

Yes, I've been called a lot of things, many not very complementary, but never boring.

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 08:06 AM (OlN4e)

93 77 engineers who, believe it or not, are less boring and awful.

Why thank you Dagny!

Posted by: John Galt at September 30, 2010 12:50 PM (F/4zf)

Seriously, I like them despite the interesting clothing combinations and social awkwardness. They tend to be more forthright and witty than most, smarter in a concrete sense.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 08:06 AM (2yvas)

94 Wait until they find the dead hookers in my basement!

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 30, 2010 08:06 AM (zgZzy)

95 OT plug for the Texas Moron Meetup that mpur (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) has organized for October 16th in the People's Republic of Austin.  Details on the yahoo group thinger.  Recreational flaying of hobos is promised!  Zoot Allures! 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 30, 2010 08:07 AM (pcJe3)

96 naturally occurring e-coli Escherichia coli

Well, if they have any other options we'll be glad to talk to them.

Posted by: The Bears at September 30, 2010 08:08 AM (5aa4z)

97 Good news: Rasmussen finally has Dino Rossi up a point over Patty Murray. 48-47.

It's about goddamn time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2010 08:08 AM (NjYDy)

98

Seriously, I like them despite the interesting clothing combinations and social awkwardness. They tend to be more forthright and witty than most, smarter in a concrete sense.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 01:06 PM (2yvas)

Yes, so true! And we're all hung like Tyrannosaurs too.

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 08:08 AM (OlN4e)

99 I've been beaten to this news, apparently.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 30, 2010 08:08 AM (NjYDy)

100 OT - From the "it can't be racist because it's from an approved source" department
White America Has Lost Its Mind (link to Village Voice)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 30, 2010 01:00 PM (w9BEi)

I couldn't wade through much of that crap. Typical New York liberal blather about how the rest of the country is backward, ignorant and probably retarded.

I am so, so tired of being accused of racism every time I disagree with Obama. And you know what, I think most of America is pretty tired of it too. I wonder what they are going to do about it on November 2nd?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 30, 2010 08:09 AM (LH6ir)

101 Who needs to pass a budget or extend tax cuts now? If you don't re-elect us, payback will truly be a bitch.

Posted by: 111th Congress at September 30, 2010 08:10 AM (MGkay)

102 Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at September 30, 2010 08:11 AM (e8T35)

103

102 Drunk, fat and stupid Democrat is no way to go through life son.

FTFY

Posted by: Alan Grayson at September 30, 2010 08:12 AM (zgZzy)

104 Don't make us have to undo everything you did in 2 months. We've already got to undo ObamaCare and Stimulus.

Posted by: 112th Congress at September 30, 2010 08:12 AM (MGkay)

105 97 Good news: Rasmussen finally has Dino Rossi up a point over Patty Murray. 48-47.

It's about goddamn time.

I had heard that Rossi was being 'advised' to knock off the Mr. Nice Guy schtick and go after Patty.  I hope that's what's happening.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at September 30, 2010 08:13 AM (xMSXs)

106

“I think it is a remarkably condescending message,” said Darcy Burner, the executive director of ProgressCongress.org and the Progressive Congress Action Fund.

Burner said her group and other progressives are focused on helping candidates such as Ann McLane Kuster in New Hampshire, Rep. John Hall in New York, Rep. Alan Grayson in Florida, and Rep. Phil Hare in Illinois.

 

What a slate of "progressive" candidates. Scumbag Grayson and Phil "I don't give a shit about the Constitution" Hare

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 30, 2010 08:19 AM (1Jaio)

107 A major plank in the Revolution has to be wiring "Public Education" with DetCord and raffling off button pushing duties.

 public school employment has grown 10 times faster than enrollment for 40 years (see chart), while achievement at the end of high school has stagnated in math and declined in science (see other chart).

http://tinyurl.com/35qqcl4

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 08:20 AM (5aa4z)

108

ot

Think Lebron James handled his decision to join the Miami Heat poorly?

Racist.

Guess he's reading from the Barry OBasketball playbook.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 08:20 AM (A0VTZ)

109 98

Seriously, I like them despite the interesting clothing combinations and social awkwardness. They tend to be more forthright and witty than most, smarter in a concrete sense.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 01:06 PM (2yvas)

Yes, so true! And we're all hung like Tyrannosaurs too.

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 01:08 PM (OlN4e)

Everybody should marry an engineer!

/my wonderful engineer hubby and I have been married 11 years now

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 08:22 AM (JYxmy)

110 Everybody should marry an engineer!

Hey, even Gary Coleman got married!!  Engineers can too!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 08:24 AM (5aa4z)

111 Posted by: Delta Smelt I've always been a Lebron watcher/fan (what basketball fan wasn't?), and I was willing to wait and see what happened after his arrogant/clownish departure to Miami. Fuck him. If this pussy needs to blame "racism" because he got called out for his ego-fest, then he's just no good to me anymore. Too bad, he's already provided a lot of entertainment over the years and I was looking forward to a lot more.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 30, 2010 08:25 AM (Ly+aE)

112 110 Everybody should marry an engineer!

Hey, even Gary Coleman got married!!  Engineers can too!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 01:24 PM (5aa4z)

Married men live longer! Wait, wha??

Posted by: zombie Gary Coleman at September 30, 2010 08:26 AM (YVZlY)

113

/my wonderful engineer hubby and I have been married 11 years now

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 01:22 PM (JYxmy)

Congrats Mary. My wife attributes our 34 years of marriage to her tolerance to insensitive assholes who don't have a romantic cell in their bodies (that's me!)

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 08:26 AM (OlN4e)

114 This man, he fucks his mother.

Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at September 30, 2010 08:27 AM (ao9DD)

115

Congrats Mary. My wife attributes our 34 years of marriage to her tolerance to insensitive assholes who don't have a romantic cell in their bodies (that's me!)

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 01:26 PM (OlN4e)

Mrs. Nighthawk and I attribute the success of our marriage to one simple maxim:

Never go to bed angry - stay up and fight!

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 30, 2010 08:29 AM (OtQXp)

116

RCP backing up my "rosy" mapping.

Currently, there are 37 Democrat-held seats as pure tossups.

32 already lost to the Republicans

another 30 seats considered vulnerable

another 18 just "likely" Dem holds- several of which just recently came online.

They fail to include AZ-7 where pollng now shows a 7 point race in an unthinkably hispanic (and "SAFE" race) congressional seat.

IL-9 where Joel Pollak has Jan Sjhfajkdff spinning

NY-4 and NY-22 which just got bumped down from solid by Charlie Cook

all told that would bring us to 121 out of 255 democrats at slight to likely list of losing their seats.

RCP says 117 seats at least somewhat vulnerable to flipping, but 99 of them are VERY vulnerable.

Party like its 1994 1894

 

 

 

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2010 08:29 AM (lV4Fs)

117 Frau and I noticed that all fights start when we're talking.  If we don't talk to each other, we don't fight.  Problem solved.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 08:30 AM (5aa4z)

118 wasn't he fired at Freid Frank??  for being "rude"?  that bar has got to be pretty high, too.

Posted by: friedrich smelt at September 30, 2010 08:31 AM (lB/5N)

119

 public school employment has grown 10 times faster than enrollment for 40 years (see chart), while achievement at the end of high school has stagnated in math and declined in science (see other chart).

Can you imagine how bad our educational system would be today if we hadn't hired all of those public school employees?

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 30, 2010 08:31 AM (7+pP9)

120

Mrs. Nighthawk and I attribute the success of our marriage to one simple maxim:

Never go to bed angry - stay up and fight!

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 30, 2010 01:29 PM (OtQXp)

I have found that when both husband and wife have stressful jobs, that a couple of hours of pointless fighting relieves a hell of a lot of stress.

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 08:32 AM (OlN4e)

121

I have found that when both husband and wife have stressful jobs, that a couple of hours of pointless fighting relieves a hell of a lot of stress.

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 01:32 PM (OlN4e)

Absolutely!

Posted by: Nighthawk at September 30, 2010 08:34 AM (OtQXp)

122 I wasn't sure that Grayson worshiped Satan until now. Well, at least that explains his support for the WTC mosque. It's promised to be a warm welcoming place for all believers and he's going to need some place to kill his goat.

Posted by: redstatedeb at September 30, 2010 08:34 AM (CluUg)

123

Can you imagine how bad our educational system would be today if we hadn't hired all of those public school employees?

You laugh, but I guarantee you that someone will offer that up as a serious response.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 30, 2010 08:34 AM (JxMoP)

124 RED STATE VOTER REGISTRATION SKYROCKETS!

And, uh, they were all fraudulently obtained by a union thug.  http://tinyurl.com/29acasq

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 08:36 AM (5aa4z)

125 "... and he's going to need some place to kill his goat." I told you he eats babies and bathes in goat semen. Nobody listens to me.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 30, 2010 08:36 AM (wd0Iq)

126

Yes, I've been called a lot of things, many not very complementary, but never boring.

<Makes note for next flame war>

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 30, 2010 08:38 AM (XdlcF)

127 I told you he eats babies and bathes in goat semen.

It makes its skin soft.

Posted by: Bill at September 30, 2010 08:39 AM (5aa4z)

128 I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but Tony Curtis has died.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 30, 2010 08:45 AM (ndcYO)

129 My engineer hubby and I are hitting the 22 year married mark next month.  He attributes that to my Sicilian family's "we don't do divorce, we do dead" old Italian sayings to live long and prosper by

Posted by: Katy Beth at September 30, 2010 08:45 AM (2rhvb)

130 *whispering in ace's ear*  Time to get up little ewok.  Your morons are waiting.

Posted by: jewells at September 30, 2010 08:45 AM (l/N7H)

131

Henry Waxman obviously doesn't care too much for children either...

http://childrenforchuck.com

Posted by: Jack Reville at September 30, 2010 08:46 AM (S2SMB)

132 127 I told you he eats babies and bathes in goat semen.

It makes its skin soft.

Posted by: Bill at September 30, 2010 01:39 PM (5aa4z)

Word!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 30, 2010 08:46 AM (YVZlY)

133

Gee, I was kinda pudding dipping over the Brady commercial that ran before the faux Grayson commercial. Was I the only one that got that .............. cause if so, damn, the spambots have gotten real sophisticated.

Spambot/Lace Wig 2012 - Why not, can it get worse?

Posted by: Mallamutt at September 30, 2010 08:46 AM (OWjjx)

134

Congrats Mary. My wife attributes our 34 years of marriage to her tolerance to insensitive assholes who don't have a romantic cell in their bodies (that's me!)

Posted by: maddogg at September 30, 2010 01:26 PM (OlN4e)

Thanks, and congrats to you two, too!  I think many women make the mistake of thinking that "romantic" means "he speaks pretty words while looking at me adoringly".  Engineers usually don't do the pretty word thing too well, and they also tend to focus on their work (instead of their lady) for hours and hours.  Therefore they can come across as "unromantic" -- but (1) there's more than one way to be romantic, and (2) "unromantic" does not equal "unloving".

Ladies, your engineer may express his love in many ways:  Doing the laundry, fixing things that break (like your computer), taking you someplace beautiful (like the mountains or the beach) where Nature can say what he can't say, paying the vet bill for your sick cat, coming with you to the car mechanic so you won't feel intimidated.  Engineers engineer.  They interact with their world, and you, primarily by doing.  So don't sweat it if no flowers or mushy cards appear on Valentine's Day!  Just take your engineer to bed and enjoy his T-Rex-like (or at least Allosaurus-like) attributes.  ;-)

/my $0.02...

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 08:48 AM (JYxmy)

135

Well, at least Alan Grayson doesn't break into your house at night and take a random sock from your dryer.

That is Ken Buck.

Posted by: The DNSC at September 30, 2010 08:50 AM (OWjjx)

136

OK, I just got a call from the AFL-CIO, directly dis'n Buck for Senator, and saying they endorse the Dem...

This was NOT an issue ad, but a direct call for me to vote for the Dem...

Is this NOT an illegal campaign contribution?

Posted by: Sons of Liberty! Part 2 at September 30, 2010 08:50 AM (AdK6a)

137 Funny how new media hipster Chris Matthews didn't know what STFU meant.  Maybe he should let Charlie Gibson put him some internet knowledge.

Posted by: Cicero at September 30, 2010 08:50 AM (QKKT0)

138 My first serious relationship was with an engineer.  He was, at the very least, earnest in his eagerness to please.

Posted by: unknown jane at September 30, 2010 08:51 AM (5/yRG)

139 Oh, gawd, please someone shut Meggie Mac the fuck up!  Was Imogen Lloyd Webber not available to offer 'expert' opinion?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at September 30, 2010 08:51 AM (xMSXs)

140 117 Frau and I noticed that all fights start when we're talking.  If we don't talk to each other, we don't fight.  Problem solved.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 01:30 PM (5aa4z)

Do I remember right that there's a little chip off the old wood arriving soon?  So you two must get along at least some of the time... ;-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 08:51 AM (JYxmy)

141 dam sock... sorry... sons of lib was moi...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2010 08:52 AM (AdK6a)

142

FORMER SENATOR RUSS FEINGOLD.

RASMUSSEN-

JOHNSON 53%

FEINGOLD 41%

 

DO

NOT

DOUBT ME.

5 now LIKELY Republican pickups- AR,ND,IN,WI,PA

3 leaning that way- CO,WV,IL

Delaware was a FANTASTIC distraction. The Dems thought we lost our shot at the senate, and in the meantime WI,WV,CT,NV,CO,IL, and NY-B have moved further in our favor.

 

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2010 08:53 AM (lV4Fs)

143 129 My engineer hubby and I are hitting the 22 year married mark next month.  He attributes that to my Sicilian family's "we don't do divorce, we do dead" old Italian sayings to live long and prosper by.

Posted by: Katy Beth at September 30, 2010 01:45 PM (2rhvb)

Consider that stolen!  :-)

(And congrats to you two, too.)

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 08:53 AM (JYxmy)

144

Emanuel's replacement Pete Rouse from wiki:

Overall, Rouse has worked on Capitol Hill for more than 30 years, since 1971. According to Amy Sullivan (Washington Monthly), Rouse came to be known as "the 101st Senator" thanks to his knowledge and skills.

He is a 1968 graduate of Colby College, a graduate of the London School of Economics, and is a 1977 graduate of the Harvard Kennedy School, where he received a Master of Public Administration.

Rouse helped prepare a memo, "The Strategic Plan," for Obama's first year in the Senate. Helping Obama navigate Senate politics and yet remain an outsider, Rouse worked with Obama and Senator Russell Feingold on strengthening ethics reform legislation. Similarly, he suggested that Obama speak with Senators Edward M. Kennedy and Joseph I. Lieberman in the early stages of exploring his presidential candidacy.

Rouse also is credited with persuading Obama to vote against the nomination of John G. Roberts, Jr., who is now Chief Justice of the United States.

Rouse had worked since 1985 for Daschle, whom he met as a fellow llegislative assistant for Senator James Abourezk.

He is a 1968 graduate of Colby college, a graduate of the london school of economics, and is a 1977 graduate of the harvard kennedy school, where he received a master of public administration.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 08:53 AM (2yvas)

145 "I am in a world of shit!"

Posted by: Pyle (aka Alan Grayson) at September 30, 2010 08:53 AM (ged0o)

146

Hey wingnuts:

Rendell Says GOP Taken Over By "Radicals."


We Get All Sorts Of Mail ...

... here at Capitol Ideas World HQ. Among our many correspondents is the Democratic Governors Association. And though we tend to just ignore the torrents of propaganda that flow through such e-mails,our hand was stayed from the delete key this morning because the author was one Ed Rendell his ownself.

Thus, we decided to share it with you -- the loyal Capitol Ideas reading audience. Note how Rendell tries to overcome the now-fabled Democratic enthusiasm gap

That's right, I said it ... the Republican Party is slowly but surely being taken over by radicals.

Just look at the primary election results across America. Everywhere you turn, there's a (somewhat) reasonable Republican moderate getting dumped in favor of a fringe Tea Party extremist. These new Republicans want to cripple government regulatory agencies and services, and are pushing a truly radical agenda -- some actually harbor absurd conspiracy theories about our President.

As the GOP deals with its identity crisis, Democrats have a real opportunity! The contrast between the angry and, at times, even irrational Republican agenda and the Democratic values we've fought for together all these years is precisely the conversation we want to have with voters.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 30, 2010 08:54 AM (7+pP9)

147 Sorry I botched that up trying to get rid of the hyperlinks

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 08:54 AM (2yvas)

148

Do I remember right that there's a little chip off the old wood arriving soon?  So you two must get along at least some of the time... ;-)

Unnnnhhhh.....unnnnnhhhh.....unnnnnnhhhhh! isn't really "talking."

Posted by: Cicero at September 30, 2010 08:54 AM (QKKT0)

149 142

Posted by: CAC at September 30, 2010 01:53 PM (lV4Fs)

CAC -- that map... it's a thing of beauty.  (*sniffle*)

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 08:55 AM (JYxmy)

150 117 Frau and I noticed that all fights start when we're talking. If we don't talk to each other, we don't fight. Problem solved. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 01:30 PM (5aa4z) Mrs. joncelli and I do all our fighting by email. That way it's out of our system when we get home and no objects are flung.

Posted by: joncelli at September 30, 2010 08:55 AM (RD7QR)

151

Delaware was a FANTASTIC distraction

You think Delaware was a fantastic distraction. Wait till the next f'ing reporter pisses me off.

Posted by: Paladino (R-NY) at September 30, 2010 08:56 AM (OWjjx)

152

Fringe doesn't win in elections not astro-turfed.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 08:56 AM (2yvas)

153

Oh, gawd, please someone shut Meggie Mac the fuck up!

We are on our way............

Posted by: Sandwich cart, Hagen Daz and a fleet full of horny sailors. at September 30, 2010 08:57 AM (OWjjx)

154 Mrs. joncelli and I do all our fighting by email. That way it's out of our system when we get home and no objects are flung.

Posted by: joncelli at September 30, 2010 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

Do not, I repeat, do not run for political office!!!111!!!!eleventy!!!  (At least, not as a conservative... you know what would happen...)

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 08:58 AM (JYxmy)

155

Oh, gawd, please someone shut Meggie Mac the fuck up

Dont be a h8r!

Posted by: Meggie Mac.....yes, Daddy should of jacked off the night I was conceived. at September 30, 2010 08:58 AM (OWjjx)

156 Re: marital stress relief
My husband and I took Krav Maga together. It was great. He got to choke me and I got to hit him in the groin (he got to wear cup). He's not sure it was a good idea though. Now when he corners me in the kitchen he's got a grappling match on his hands instead of just a groping session. I think it's fun.

Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at September 30, 2010 08:59 AM (rSt95)

157 I'm very lucky. Mr. dagny's mom is so outrageous, there is nothing I can do to freak him out. He decided women were nuts but necessary around age 3 and moved on from there. I benefit from this worldview so it doesn't bother me and I get to do whatever I want. Works great! And he's cute.

Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 08:59 AM (2yvas)

158 My friends. It has come to my attention that many of you are displeased with my lovely daughter, Megan. I want you to know I am going to take steps to correct that. Right afer I build the dang fence, I am having a paternity test. Cross your fingers.

Posted by: John McCain at September 30, 2010 09:00 AM (OWjjx)

159 155

Dont be a h8r!

Posted by: Meggie Mac.....yes, Daddy (etc. etc.) at September 30, 2010 01:58 PM (OWjjx)


There was a young man of Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born...

http://tinyurl.com/29ql5w2

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 09:02 AM (JYxmy)

160 117, 150  You might want to try better marital relations through mutual  destruction -- works for my husband and I when limited conflict using words and pugi sticks doesn't (although, we're getting a bit old for the pugi sticks). 

Posted by: unknown jane at September 30, 2010 09:07 AM (5/yRG)

161 I love this blog.  Come for the Ewok, stay for the marital advice!

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 09:09 AM (JYxmy)

162

Even better- Ewok marital advice!

(and congrats to you as well Mary in LA

Posted by: Katy Beth at September 30, 2010 09:11 AM (2rhvb)

163 And you change that i around in marital and it becomes Martial!  coinky dink?  I think not!

Posted by: Katy Beth at September 30, 2010 09:13 AM (2rhvb)

164 Love is a battlefield

Posted by: Pat Benatar in San Diego at September 30, 2010 09:15 AM (rSt95)

165 Hey, don't be fucking with Satan, who do you think we got the Valu rite formula from?

Posted by: AoSHQ Valu Rite distributor at September 30, 2010 09:21 AM (AQxTm)

166 fuck thirty second commercials in front of web content videos, I HATE THAT SHIT

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 30, 2010 09:24 AM (eCAn3)

167

38  hmm, yeah...It's probably more than likely coming sometime after the election (that's my bet); after which a lot of things will likely become moot.

I very much hope that I am very wrong and foolish.

Posted by: unknown jane at September 30, 2010 09:30 AM (5/yRG)

168

...Ewok marital advice! ...

Posted by: Katy Beth at September 30, 2010 02:11 PM (2rhvb)

"Yub nub! Eee chakee yub nub! Ah to mi to peachy keen, g'noop dakk fling -- Ohhhhh! Ahhhhhh!"

/sounds like fun times on a Saturday night to me... :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 09:33 AM (NGf/6)

169 Posted by: dagny at September 30, 2010 01:53 PM (2yvas)

ah so when I posted rouse last night it turned out to be right...wonders never cease....

Posted by: curious at September 30, 2010 10:00 AM (p302b)

170 Word on the street... Grayson seen selling heroin to kittens.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 30, 2010 11:30 AM (H4Kxb)

171 I know it has been said, but it bears repeating:
Henry Waxman looks like the old Enquirer bat boy. What is it with libs and ugly?!?

Posted by: Museisluse at September 30, 2010 12:51 PM (DTfXb)

172

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