January 31, 2008

Al Qaeda Commander Killed By Missile Strike and Dick Cheney's Demonic Wrath, But Mostly Dick Cheney's Demonic Wrath
— Ace

The High Value Target recently vaporized has been reconstructed, approximately, enough to identify him.

Egypt - Abu Laith al-Libi, a top al-Qaida commander in Afghanistan who was blamed for bombing a base while Vice President Cheney was visiting last year, has been killed in Pakistan, according to a militant Web site.

Al-Libi was a key link between the Taliban and al-Qaida and was one of the Americans' 12 most-wanted men with a bounty of $200,000 on his head.

It seems congratulations are in order. And Al Qaeda is doling them out.

"He was martyred with a group of his brothers in the land of Muslim Pakistan," said the Web site, which frequently carries announcements from militant groups. "Though we are sad for his loss, he left a legacy that will inflame the enemy nation and religion."

The statement included al-Libi's picture. In an earlier announcement on the same site, a banner appeared in a section reserved for affiliated militant groups and not open to public posting.

"We congratulate the Islamic nation for the martyrdom of the sheik, the lion, Abu Laith al-Libi," it said.

Let us have far more of these joyous occasions and the consequent congratulations. They're like surprise parties. The most wonderful surprise parties in the whole world.

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Dick Cheney's turn-ons include sunsets,
Victorian erotic poetry, and Death.

Thanks to Doug.

Third Highest-Ranking Al Qaeda Terrorist?: So he's been ranked, but I hear that's only his computer ranking, artificially inflated by running up the score on inferior competition like Chinese prostitutes and 12 year old schoolgirls.

Against real competition from the Great Satan Conference, he didn't fare so well.

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1 I'm really, really going to miss Richard Cheney.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 31, 2008 11:44 AM (7iTO9)

2 All the girls here are bunk-bound.

Posted by: CUS at January 31, 2008 11:45 AM (Thqto)

3
This is the photo you should be posting for lady cowbell.

Posted by: dlm at January 31, 2008 11:53 AM (wxBdh)

4 "Dick Cheney's turn-ons include sunsets,

Victorian erotic poetry, and Death.
"

But mostly Death.

(That was seriously low hanging fruit. I'm worried about getting sick because that fruit may have been on the ground for a while.)

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 31, 2008 11:55 AM (ThZCx)

5 I never get tired of that joke!

Posted by: McDirty at January 31, 2008 11:55 AM (sBKa1)

6 I glanced and I think I'm pregnant.  It's that good.

Posted by: Joanie at January 31, 2008 11:55 AM (Z9tCp)

7 I am transfixed by the rather large bulge in Dick's pants.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at January 31, 2008 11:57 AM (iYbLN)

8

Holy Moly!



Posted by: Nice Deb at January 31, 2008 12:02 PM (cAWek)

9 One thing is true about the AoSHQ female commenters:

You gals are easily the bestest female commenters anywhere on the interwebs. Hands down.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 31, 2008 12:04 PM (ThZCx)

10 There's something me and NdB can fianlly agree upon. That and he's a dick.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 31, 2008 12:12 PM (a00go)

11 Woot.

Posted by: Techie at January 31, 2008 12:18 PM (AV8Z6)

12

I looked, I saw, I came.  Or whatever.  Who can think? 


Posted by: Redhead Infidel at January 31, 2008 12:36 PM (9pUdX)

13 spongeworthy,
I'm clearly with you on both points.
And yet I'm strangely comfortable with that.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 31, 2008 12:47 PM (ThZCx)

14 The liberals are right after all:  there are no WMDs in Iraq.

They're all in Cheney's pants!

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 31, 2008 12:53 PM (HucaB)

15 Yeah, well, what about Bin Laden, huh?

Posted by: erg at January 31, 2008 12:56 PM (f7A+e)

16 Tom's pants

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17

"You punks try some shit with me, this is what happens. The rest of you wipes better have eyes in the back of your heads, cause me and my railgun (see photo) are getting ready to bring bad karma right up your ass."


Dick (and he aint kiddin) Cheney 


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18 Is that a cougar in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Can't give up old memes at January 31, 2008 01:46 PM (evdj2)

19 al-Libbi, Scooter Libby - it's a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2008 02:16 PM (Gzb30)

20 ......but I hear that's only his computer ranking, artificially inflated by running up the score on inferior competition like Chinese prostitutes and 12 year old schoolgirls.

Against real competition from the Great Satan Conference, he didn't fare so well.


 


That is flat-out one of the best snarks I've read in the last 2 years.  I started to chuckle, and just burst out laughing until I was cackling like John Edwards watching a fat lady slip on melted ice cream outside a Starbucks.


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21

Well we can't call Cheney the "Pocket Rocket" since former hockey player   Henri Richard owns that nickname; so how about: ?


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