April 29, 2011

Ah, Here You Go: Lefties Cheer Tornado Deaths As Teachable Moments Mortems
— Ace

Yesterday I dropped this prediction but deleted it for two reasons:

1, it's an awful idea. People have just died. More deaths are being discovered. Even if I believed what I was saying was true, it was wrong to make a prediction of a political nature. And the cover of "I don't want to politicize this" is obviously inadequate.

2, a very quick check of Democratic Underground only turned up a little of this, but a lot of pushback on it from more reasonable, humane lefties. So besides being meanly political, it also wasn't as true as I expected it to be.

At least, in the immediate aftermath of the storms, and based on my very brief canvas.

But you'll never be disappointed expecting leftists to disappoint you. You just have to give them time to find their voices, find their kneejerk talking points, and grow comfortable with their savage hatred once more.

I looked in the wrong place; I should have looked at Think (sic) Progress (sic).

The congressional delegations of these states — Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, Virginia, and Kentucky — overwhelmingly voted to reject the science that polluting the climate is dangerous. They are deliberately ignoring the warnings from scientists.

Slublog notes their is pushback there, too, and I guess that should be credited, but the fact that some are behaving in an ethical, humane manner really doesn't mitigate the fact that many aren't. We don't usually give out gold stars for just behaving like a normal decent human being. We generally expect that to be the default setting, and only remark on deviations away from that, whether heroism above and beyond or villainy beneath contempt.

Jammie Wearing Fool finds plenty more where that came from.

As has been said many times before -- The Left loves "the masses;" they hate actual people. Along the lines of Lenin's famous quip about tragedy and statistics, humans only count to the extent they can be reduced to symbols and abstract political impulses.

Whereas most would say human lives are each precious, the nastiest of the left must always add a caveat: * For some definitions of human life.


Posted by: Ace at 06:57 AM | Comments (128)
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1 A lefty I know said *before* Katrina hit that Louisiana had it coming because they were let the oil industry operate there. So, yeah, that was before they decided that Katrina was a good device to bash Bush.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 29, 2011 06:59 AM (QxSug)

2
So if we give more money to Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama, there will be no more tornadoes?


Posted by: Royal Soothsayer at April 29, 2011 06:59 AM (uFokq)

3 there will be no more tornadoes?

and no more earthquakes!!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 29, 2011 07:01 AM (0q2P7)

4 The quality of each human life is relative, just like the rest of their beliefs. This attitude is profoundly antithetical to everything that our country believes. We always help and sympathize, regardless of who needs that help and sympathy.

But the left is not American. It is something else -- and that something else is evil and ultimately anti-human.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 29, 2011 07:01 AM (LH6ir)

5
the phenomenon of tornadoes began soon after the advent of SUVs

Coincidence? I think not.

brb, makin a graph of SUV's and Tornadoes...

Posted by: Royal Soothsayer at April 29, 2011 07:02 AM (uFokq)

6

The left is becoming the Palestineans of global warming. They show their stupidity when the try to make any weather condition attributable to global warming. Filthy bastards, animals.

 

Posted by: Jackhole at April 29, 2011 07:02 AM (+qHxi)

7
And no more snowstorms!

Posted by: Royal Soothsayer at April 29, 2011 07:02 AM (uFokq)

8 Think Regress. Bottom feeding tribalists.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 29, 2011 07:02 AM (0fzsA)

9 Vengeance is mine!

Posted by: Gaia at April 29, 2011 07:02 AM (6zFxS)

10 The bad news for them is that meteorologists said today there's no provable link between Gorebal Wormening and tornadoes.

The increase in reported tornadoes is simply due to more people out looking for them.  Now any little spin-up in a field in the middle of nowhere probably has a camera aimed at it since the media will pay for that footage.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2011 07:04 AM (cd11S)

11

We don't usually give out gold stars for just behaving like a normal decent human being.

 

I have a ton of those stars.  Got'em at Harvard!

Posted by: Barack Husseinus Africanus Obama at April 29, 2011 07:04 AM (jyGn7)

12

Wow - sounds completly reasonable.

So what on earth did those evil Japanese do to deserve the tsunami's?

Posted by: Roadking at April 29, 2011 07:04 AM (yxiCC)

13 We don't usually give out gold stars for just behaving like a normal decent human being. This was a Chris Rock bit wasn't it?

Posted by: supercore at April 29, 2011 07:04 AM (bwV72)

14 I get so mad, I start typing with spittle flying like Chris Matthews. Excuse my bad grammar.

Posted by: Jackhole at April 29, 2011 07:05 AM (+qHxi)

15
speaking of the asinine and useless EPA and of stupid women...

The League of Women Voters are attacking Scott Brown for his vote to strip the EPA of its power to regulate so-called green house gasses.

The League of Friggin Women Voters.

Take The Elders,  subtract the men, add more stupidity, and you'll have The League of Women Voters.


Posted by: Royal Soothsayer at April 29, 2011 07:05 AM (uFokq)

16 The bad news for them is that meteorologists said today there's no provable link between Gorebal Wormening and tornadoes.

The increase in reported tornadoes is simply due to more people out looking for them.  Now any little spin-up in a field in the middle of nowhere probably has a camera aimed at it since the media will pay for that footage.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2011 12:04 PM

You are trying to confuse people with facts.  They know what they feel.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 07:05 AM (6zFxS)

17 Last night I had sex with my fiance and only lasted 8 minuted. Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 29, 2011 07:05 AM (TSzW4)

18 13 We don't usually give out gold stars for just behaving like a normal decent human being.

This was a Chris Rock bit wasn't it?

"Whaddaya want, a farkin' cookie?!?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 29, 2011 07:06 AM (UvFnc)

19

The thing that leftists can draw on is the proven fact that socialism works, just for a time.  It works just long enough for the few to get what they see as rightfully theirs for 'guiding' the ignorant masses, and for the rest to descend into the misery of economic equality.  Another good thing for the fortunate few to glean from history is that even when their socialist experiment collapses - again, the residue of their having accumulated wealth on the backs of the great unwashed, tends to accrue to their descendents.

See.   Not all is bad.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 29, 2011 07:06 AM (jx2j9)

20

Wow - sounds completly reasonable.

So what on earth did those evil Japanese do to deserve the tsunami's?

Posted by: Roadking at April 29, 2011 12:04 PM

I think it was the used panties in the vending machines.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 07:06 AM (6zFxS)

21

So what on earth did those evil Japanese do to deserve the tsunami's?

Posted by: Roadking

They hosted the Kyoto accords. Wait.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 29, 2011 07:07 AM (326rv)

22 Last night I had sex with my fiance and only lasted 8 minuted. Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 29, 2011 12:05 PM (TSzW4)

 

That and the 46 beers you had first

Posted by: Jackhole at April 29, 2011 07:07 AM (+qHxi)

23 The take-awy from that quote - 'Climate Pollution'

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2011 07:07 AM (jyGn7)

24 Check the comments section of SFGATE.com on the tornado story.
I can't believe I share air with these people...

Posted by: navybrat at April 29, 2011 07:07 AM (qhUxq)

25 18 13 We don't usually give out gold stars for just behaving like a normal decent human being.

This was a Chris Rock bit wasn't it?

"Whaddaya want, a farkin' cookie?!?"


"I take care of my kids..."
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, YOU DUMB MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!"

Posted by: EC at April 29, 2011 07:08 AM (GQ8sn)

26 They didn't go to Harvard/Princeton/Brown/etc. They're not real people anyways.

Posted by: supercore at April 29, 2011 07:08 AM (bwV72)

27 Any more severe weather is proof of global warming.

Any less severe weather is proof of global warming.

Apply as neccessary.

Posted by: nickless at April 29, 2011 07:08 AM (MMC8r)

28 Mother Nature and Gaia will smite thee.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at April 29, 2011 07:08 AM (ZIpcL)

29 /sarc

Posted by: supercore at April 29, 2011 07:08 AM (bwV72)

30
Here's an angle we should be pushing.

Point out how there's no difference in what the Left says about deserving deadly weather phenomenon and Pat Robertson saying it.



Posted by: Royal Soothsayer at April 29, 2011 07:09 AM (uFokq)

31 I drank only 10 last night while watching the draft....4y beers and my junk wouldn't work to save my life.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 29, 2011 07:09 AM (TSzW4)

32

So what on earth did those evil Japanese do to deserve the tsunami's?

Posted by: Roadking

Two words: NUCLEAR. POWER.

(also "tentacle hentai," but that's another story)

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:10 AM (4df7R)

33 25 18 13 We don't usually give out gold stars for just behaving like a normal decent human being.

This was a Chris Rock bit wasn't it?

"Whaddaya want, a farkin' cookie?!?"


"I take care of my kids..."
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, YOU DUMB MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!"

I can prove I'm who I say I am!

Posted by: King Barack I at April 29, 2011 07:10 AM (UvFnc)

34 8 minutes, Mr. Pink? Do you lube up with Novocaine or something? Remember, sex is a race - if she comes first, you LOSE.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2011 07:10 AM (5pIHA)

35

Global Warming, Global Shmarming, check out Christian Ponder's girlfriend.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3dues7b

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 29, 2011 07:10 AM (xMT+4)

36

Last night I had sex with my fiance and only lasted 8 minuted. Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

I have to pay for porn that lasts that long.

Posted by: Roy at April 29, 2011 07:11 AM (VndSC)

37 GAIA HATES SUVs!

Posted by: Leftboro Bastich Church at April 29, 2011 07:11 AM (MMC8r)

38 Roadking - Hello kitty

Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2011 07:11 AM (WkuV6)

39
Any more severe weather is proof of global warming.
Any less severe weather is proof of global warming.

Yes, that sums up the theory and problem, well.
And here's the solution: More taxes and less individual freedom. Which is what they really want.

Posted by: Royal Soothsayer at April 29, 2011 07:12 AM (uFokq)

40 I was wondering how long it would take the left to start cheering the death and destruction wrought across the Bible Belt and flyover country.  I'm not surprised, and it's my very lack of surprise that makes me especially sick.  The left has sunk so low on so many occasions that I literally cannot fathom a single horrific occasion that they wouldn't milk for political and ideological points. 

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:12 AM (4df7R)

41 Look at the comments in the Yahoo story about Rick Perry of Texas criticizing the Feds for not providing disaster relief.  The lefty commenters love it-how can Tx complain about the size of the Federal Government and then expect help from it.  Ignored, of course, is the fact that Texas citizens pay lots of money in federal taxes.  The lefties just think Texans should suffer (and die, of course)

Posted by: ed at April 29, 2011 07:12 AM (LejjT)

42 We don't have an adminstration that will stand up and say  - hey fucking tornados, stop destroying our motherfucking houses. Its so easy.

Posted by: Doanld Trump at April 29, 2011 07:13 AM (ZIpcL)

43

Last night I had sex with my fiance and only lasted 8 minuted. Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

 

Sacred Honor compels me to admit that last night, I had sex with your girlfriend, too.

Posted by: Will Folks at April 29, 2011 07:13 AM (jyGn7)

44 39
Any more severe weather is proof of global warming.
Any less severe weather is proof of global warming.

Yes, that sums up the theory and problem, well.
And here's the solution: More taxes and less individual freedom. Which is what they really want.

I think the term for that is "Morton's Fork", in which someone living lavishly can support high taxes whereas someone living frugally has a lot of money saved up that they can part with.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 29, 2011 07:13 AM (UvFnc)

45 Actually Stalin said the thing about one death being a tragedy but a million being a statistic. But the effect is the same, of course.

Posted by: joncelli at April 29, 2011 07:13 AM (RD7QR)

46

And lo, did we build the SUVs and the tornadoes visited their vengeance upon us.  So sayeth the Gore.  

Posted by: Warming Cargo Cult at April 29, 2011 07:13 AM (sOtz/)

47 I take absolutely no joy in the following:

Told ya.

I weep for us all.

Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord at April 29, 2011 07:14 AM (GBXon)

48 "We will never win over hearts and minds by celebrating 300 dead in a region of the country we believe to be most harmful to our views."

Posted by: SFGate comment at April 29, 2011 07:14 AM (xs5wK)

49 Anecdotal weather observations are never indicative of climate, unless we use them.  

Posted by: Warming Cargo Cult at April 29, 2011 07:15 AM (sOtz/)

50 It's like they say, Sow the non-carbon neutral energy production, reap the whirlwind. I think that was Dune, right?

Posted by: supercore at April 29, 2011 07:15 AM (bwV72)

51 12

Wow - sounds completly reasonable.

So what on earth did those evil Japanese do to deserve the tsunami's?

Posted by: Roadking at April 29, 2

Nuclear power.

Posted by: Have Blue at April 29, 2011 07:16 AM (mV+es)

52 They never let me down....

they are a malthusian Death Cult of Jihadis without balls who wait on nature to do God's will so they can claim the kills as their own.

http://tinyurl.com/3du5oal

I called my shot on Sir Golfsalot not being held to the Chimpy Standard and the Death Cult claiming the kills last night at my other haunt.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 29, 2011 07:16 AM (kq1lG)

53 50 It's like they say, Sow the non-carbon neutral energy production, reap the whirlwind.

I think that was Dune, right?

The spice must flow!

Posted by: Paul Muad'dib at April 29, 2011 07:16 AM (UvFnc)

54  "We will never win over hearts and minds by celebrating 300 dead in a region of the country we believe to be most harmful to our views."

Posted by: SFGate comment at April 29, 2011 12:14 PM (xs5wK)

 

That was me.

Posted by: Hunk-E Jesus at April 29, 2011 07:16 AM (jyGn7)

55

 >>> Roadking - Hello kitty

 

I'll buy that.....all thought MWR probably nailed it with the nuke power, Mother Nature will only put up with that shit for so long before she drops the hammer.

 

All kidding aside my heart goes out to all of those people in the South dealing with that mess and the Japanese too for that matter.  I was having a rough day the other day until I clicked on a tsunami vid in the side bar - suddenly my stupid problems got really, really small.

 

 

Posted by: Roadking at April 29, 2011 07:17 AM (yxiCC)

56 Slublog notes their is pushback there...

Loose shit, Ace.  The revolution is not written in bad grammar!

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 29, 2011 07:17 AM (QgI7g)

57 >>"If you look at the past 60 years of data, the number of tornadoes is increasing significantly, but it's agreed upon by the tornado community that it's not a real increase," said Grady Dixon, assistant professor of meteorology and climatology at Mississippi State University. "It's having to do with better (weather tracking) technology, more population, the fact that the population is better educated and more aware. So we're seeing them more often," Dixon said. But he said it would be "a terrible mistake" to relate the up-tick to climate change. http://tinyurl.com/6d8buzk When you lose the meteorologists, you lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2011 07:18 AM (TMB3S)

58 45 Actually Stalin said the thing about one death being a tragedy but a million being a statistic. But the effect is the same, of course.

Posted by: joncelli at April 29, 2011 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

Which is why he was all for slaughtering as many of his own people as he could.  The more people dead, the less a criminal he appeared.

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:18 AM (4df7R)

59  I must go feed the Lesbian masses with a single Fish Taco.

Posted by: HunkE Jesus at April 29, 2011 07:18 AM (jyGn7)

60

Aren't these the same people who mocked Jerry Falwell for saying Katrina was because of the gays?

 

Same shit, different religion I guess.

Posted by: Ben at April 29, 2011 07:20 AM (wuv1c)

61 The Left loves "the masses;"

Sure they love the masses: Right until dead people forward socialism then in the best case they will rejoice in peoples death and politicize it, in the worst case kill the people themselves.

They also love the environment: Right until environmental destruction forwards socialism then you can see them partying over a massive oil spill, and then get upset about how well it was cleaned up and how little real impact it had.

They also love multiculturalism to forward moral relativism. They are careful to say no culture is inherently better than any other; Right until a culture emerges that values independence self reliance freedom and religious morality: Then that culture is stupid, uneducated, selfish, made up of mentally damaged, deranged, hateful individuals. 

They also love egalitarianism right until equality might lead to independence. Then suddenly some people just can't succeed and need to be supported.

They say they love peace and pacifism: Right until guns and violence are necessary to bring about the social change they need. Then they loves them some guns and violence.

Face it: Progressives have only one true love socialism. But they can't say that, so they invent all these other admirable things they say they love. These things they claim to love are public cover for their one true love. The end that justifies all means.

How they can continue to worship a thoroughly discredited philosophy whose historical record is truly abhorrent can only be described as an article of blind faith.

Behold the left's one true god. To which they love with all their hearts and blindly serve without question. Proselytizing, preaching the word, serving the cause. They will preach, monastically serve, painfully conduct inquisition, and forcefully crusade for their god. 

Who says lefties are atheist?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 29, 2011 07:21 AM (0q2P7)

62 Got those bastards.

Posted by: The Sun at April 29, 2011 07:21 AM (MMC8r)

63 Don't forget that the severe drought that covers 97% of Texas is also due to globull warming. As some jackhole in Austin hammering away at a keyboard asserts.

(Nevermind the record rains last year. Or the historic record of severe drought every 50-100 years.)

as this from Hillbuzz:
http://tinyurl.com/3corqwe

"Global Warming is Man-Made--the issue is man-made, the issue is man-made, the crisis is man-made, and so is the consensus."

Posted by: jimmuy at April 29, 2011 07:23 AM (GDCB+)

64 59  I must go feed the Lesbian masses with a single Fish Taco.

Posted by: HunkE Jesus at April 29, 2011 12:18 PM (jyGn7)

Give a lesbian a fish taco, she'll eat for a day.

Teach a lesbian how to make a fish taco, she'll have you up on charges of gender discrimination and misogyny amid accusations that you intend to force her to conform to hegemonic, heterosexual standards of what qualifies as "women's work," with the added invective that, "Breeders aren't going to keep THIS bitch barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen!"

This is what I've learned from the left.

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:23 AM (4df7R)

65 Sort of like Michael Moore lamenting the fact that on 9/11 two of the planes struck NY - a blue state - instead of where they should have struck - a red state.

Posted by: angler at April 29, 2011 07:23 AM (SwjAj)

66 "We will never win over hearts and minds by celebrating 300 dead in a region of the country we believe to be most harmful to our views." Posted by: SFGate comment at April 29, 2011 12:14 PM (xs5wK) How compassionate. Not "Hey! That's fucked up to celebrate people's deaths! What kind of sick asshole does that?!" Instead, it's, "Keep it down, man. It LOOKS bad when we high-five each other over a bunch of god-bag breeders dying in their sister-fucking trailer parks." Liberal compassion - Catch the fever!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2011 07:24 AM (5pIHA)

67 Last night I had sex with my fiance and only lasted 8 minuted. Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 29, 2011 12:05 PM (TSzW4)

Last Thursday I had sex with your fiance and only lasted 10 minutes.  Can I blame my poor performance on your conservative voting record?

Posted by: Bob Beckel, Liberal Sage at April 29, 2011 07:24 AM (ndqJC)

68 The Left loves "the masses;"

Sure they love the masses: Right until dead people forward socialism then in the best case they will rejoice in peoples death and politicize it, in the worst case kill the people themselves.

They also love the environment: Right until environmental destruction forwards socialism then you can see them partying over a massive oil spill, and then get upset about how well it was cleaned up and how little real impact it had.

They also love multiculturalism to forward moral relativism. They are careful to say no culture is inherently better than any other; Right until a culture emerges that values independence self reliance freedom and religious morality: Then that culture is stupid, uneducated, selfish, made up of mentally damaged, deranged, hateful individuals. 

They also love egalitarianism right until equality might lead to independence. Then suddenly some people just can't succeed and need to be supported.

They say they love peace and pacifism: Right until guns and violence are necessary to bring about the social change they need. Then they loves them some guns and violence.

Face it: Progressives have only one true love socialism. But they can't say that, so they invent all these other admirable things they say they love. These things they claim to love are public cover for their one true love. The end that justifies all means.

How they can continue to worship a thoroughly discredited philosophy whose historical record is truly abhorrent can only be described as an article of blind faith.

Behold the left's one true god. To which they love with all their hearts and blindly serve without question. Proselytizing, preaching the word, serving the cause. They will preach, monastically serve, painfully conduct inquisition, and forcefully crusade for their god. 

Who says lefties are atheist?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 29, 2011 12:21 PM (0q2P7)

Then they would kill a 6 year old for the last crumb of food.

 

Posted by: Jackhole at April 29, 2011 07:25 AM (+qHxi)

69 So where is it I find common ground with these tapeworms?

Fuck. Them.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 29, 2011 07:25 AM (6IReR)

70

You can learn lessons from the tragedies in your life.  But anybody trying to tell you what those lessons are should just STFU.  Whether they be well intentioned friends/relatives or stupid-ass lefties/tree-huggers. 

Those lessons are intensely personal and deep.  Anyone trying to speak to them from the outside really can't know what they are.  So sympathize and empathize.  But in general you should just keep your mouth shut and offer no "insight" into lessons when comforting those who've suffered a tragic event.

Posted by: rockhead at April 29, 2011 07:26 AM (ZMHGo)

71 17 Last night I had sex with my fiance and only lasted 8 minuted. Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 29, 2011 12:05 PM (TSzW4)

"8 minutes is a poor performance"?!? Thanks for the reality check, pal. I can probably have sex with my wife 3 times in those 8 minutes. Of course, I'll need at least 24 hours, a good night's sleep, and a decent meal between each time to recover. You know something, maybe I should start blaming global warming for my sexual inadequacies.

Posted by: Slappy at April 29, 2011 07:27 AM (5wIW7)

72 Can I blame my poor preformance on global warming?

No I'm pretty sure the top 2% of Casanovas took that extra performance from you and are hoarding it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 29, 2011 07:28 AM (0q2P7)

73

Posted by: William Jefferson Cliton at April 29, 2011 12:28 PM (IhHdM)

I'm sure the missing N is a typo...

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:29 AM (4df7R)

74

Then they would kill [and eat] a 6 year old for the last crumb of food.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 29, 2011 07:29 AM (7zt2W)

75 If you give a lesbian a Fish Taco... Chances are, she'll want some Hair Pie to go with it. And if you give her some Hair Pie... She'll want a degree from Vassar. And if she gets a degree from Vassar... Chances are, she'll want a Fish Taco.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 29, 2011 07:29 AM (U9jjw)

76 Following that logic, I suppose the Gay community is dying from AIDS at a higher rate because, as we saw in that San Fransisco spectacle, they reject God and religion thereby subjecting themselves to his wrath.

Abject, contra-intellectual stupidity.

Posted by: Camel Toe at April 29, 2011 07:30 AM (kHsdN)

77

I hate the phrase "teachable moment" -- it's f-ing Orwellian.  As the left uses it, it really means is "a moment when someone is emotionally vunerable to being manipulated into accepting my point of view."

So the lefties can stick their "teachable moments" six feet up their rectums.

Posted by: rockhead at April 29, 2011 07:30 AM (ZMHGo)

78
Actually Stalin said the thing about one death being a tragedy but a million being a statistic. But the effect is the same, of course.

Posted by: joncelli at April 29, 2011 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

Which is why he was all for slaughtering as many of his own people as he could.  The more people dead, the less a criminal he appeared.

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 12:18 PM (4df7R)






One thing about Uncle Joe, he may have been a murderous bastard, but he had a way with black humor.

"how many divisions does the Pope have?"

"no man, no problem"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2011 07:31 AM (7YzRS)

79 Like I said back in deleted-land, non-political sites are where the real action is. Explicitly political types tend to have some sense of being responsible for the image of their party or ideology. The 40% are just who they are, and crazy-lady proud of it.

Personal favorite: All the Alabaman deaths are well-deserved because a plurality of them probably voted for Richard Shelby, and he asked Sotomayor a mean question during her confirmation hearing. Pushback: none.

This is what Democrats actually believe.

Posted by: oblig. at April 29, 2011 07:32 AM (xvZW9)

80

So the lefties can stick their "teachable moments" six feet up their rectums.

Posted by: rockhead at April 29, 2011 12:30 PM (ZMHGo)



won't do any good, they like that kind of thing.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 29, 2011 07:33 AM (6IReR)

81 79

So the lefties can stick their "teachable moments" six feet up their rectums.

Posted by: rockhead at April 29, 2011 12:30 PM (ZMHGo)

Is that supposed to be an insult against lefties or not? It really could be interpreted in both a positive and negative way by various members of the Left.

Posted by: Slappy at April 29, 2011 07:34 AM (5wIW7)

82 It's fascinating how the people who can connect the carbon atom to the deaths of people in the south can't connect gun laws to crime, welfare to illegitimacy, high taxes to a slow economy, or litigation to a loss of productivity.

Posted by: nickless at April 29, 2011 07:34 AM (MMC8r)

83

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2011 12:31 PM (7YzRS)

So true.  The truly bad ones are always the ones with the pithy comments.  That's how I know Obama is only going to be a nasty footnote in history rather than a jackbooted footprint.  When your snappiest comment is, "Come on, guys, we're trying to buy shrimp," you're not exactly the next Lenin.

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:34 AM (4df7R)

84

Global Warming, Global Shmarming, check out Christian Ponder's girlfriend.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3dues7b

Dayam.  She looks like she can suck an egg through 30 feet of garden hose. 

Posted by: CUS at April 29, 2011 07:35 AM (wOGfT)

85 It's fascinating how the people who can connect the carbon atom to the deaths of people in the south can't connect gun laws to crime, welfare to illegitimacy, high taxes to a slow economy, or litigation to a loss of productivity.

Posted by: nickless at April 29, 2011 12:34 PM (MMC8r)

Winner

 

Posted by: Jackhole at April 29, 2011 07:36 AM (+qHxi)

86

They are deliberately ignoring the warnings from scientists.

Oh, would those be the very same scientists who got caught fudging their own data and who had ignored the many requests to release their data, and when they did, it was found to be totally fucking false?

I agree with the fellow Moron who said I can't believe I share air with those idiots.

And BTW, all my friends back home in Alabama have been accounted for, thank God.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 29, 2011 07:37 AM (d0Tfm)

87 Man I wish all of you in those areas the best, picking up after those kind of disasters must just be mind numbing.  and I can't believe they didn't cancel that shuttle flight earlier.


In other news, some moron gave this link earlier:
Smack down at 1600

That would be something to get a schadenboner over, although I rarely trust these type of unidentified sources, I want to believe it to be true.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 29, 2011 07:40 AM (IXLvN)

88 77 If you give a lesbian a Fish Taco...

Chances are, she'll want some Hair Pie to go with it.

And if you give her some Hair Pie...

She'll want a degree from Vassar.

And if she gets a degree from Vassar...

Chances are, she'll want a Fish Taco.     Empire of Jeff, you have truly transcended your art. You are a genius.

Posted by: Goober at April 29, 2011 07:40 AM (Q5+Og)

89 How they can continue to worship a thoroughly discredited philosophy whose historical record is truly abhorrent can only be described as an article of blind faith.

Behold the left's one true god. To which they love with all their hearts and blindly serve without question. Proselytizing, preaching the word, serving the cause. They will preach, monastically serve, painfully conduct inquisition, and forcefully crusade for their god. 

Who says lefties are atheist?

True Communism has never been attempted. We'll get it right NEXT TIME!

Posted by: Pyrocles at April 29, 2011 07:40 AM (cv5Iw)

90

And BTW, all my friends back home in Alabama have been accounted for, thank God.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 29, 2011 12:37 PM (d0Tfm)

Thank God, BB.  That's great news.

Posted by: MWR at April 29, 2011 07:42 AM (4df7R)

91 So where is it I find common ground with these tapeworms?

I was going to say something about death and burial, but half these fools won't even be interred in that method.

It's hard to even snark properly at these fools.

Posted by: AoSHQ's worst commenter, DarkLord at April 29, 2011 07:42 AM (GBXon)

92 I thought Obama's election would make the tornadoes recede?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 29, 2011 07:45 AM (kUaEF)

93
When your snappiest comment is, "Come on, guys, we're trying to buy shrimp," you're not exactly the next Lenin.




Heh. Good point.

Then again, to take on the DOOM! view, he's making such a mess of things that the next Lenin might be able to take advantage of it. Lenin needed a Nicholas II, Hitler needed a Weimar Republic, Seattle Grunge needed SoCal Hair Metal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2011 07:45 AM (7YzRS)

94 95 ITC,

Fonzie needed Potsie

Posted by: sven10077 at April 29, 2011 07:46 AM (kq1lG)

95 At the core of the Left is a self-righteous spittle-flecked preacher longing to damn the blasphemers to hell and call everyone they disagree with a dirty whore who got what she deserved.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 29, 2011 07:49 AM (QcFbt)

96

"Seattle Grunge needed SoCal Hair Metal."

 

I just thought the difference is no one in the NW would run around in leotards. That and they don't wash their hair.

Posted by: Goober at April 29, 2011 07:50 AM (Q5+Og)

97

97 At the core of the Left is a self-righteous spittle-flecked preacher longing to damn the blasphemers to hell and call everyone they disagree with a dirty whore who got what she deserved.

 

Well said Clubber, well said.

Posted by: Parson Hussein at April 29, 2011 07:51 AM (Q5+Og)

98 That we have scientists explaining the tornados are caused by the greater contrast in air temperatures, due to the extensive COOLING of the Pacific associated with the general cooling trend, and has been observed repeatedly and historically, is further evidence for the anti-historical metaphysical delusions of the left.

Progressivism is a faith, and a nasty, brutish one at that, given its proclivity for inquisitions and attacks on the non-believers.

Posted by: Multitude at April 29, 2011 07:53 AM (7r7wy)

99 A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. Credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Stalin at April 29, 2011 07:54 AM (evdj2)

100
Are these the same lefties that poked fun at Pat Robertson (?) for saying Orlando had four hurricanes in one season because of their sinful ways?

Same thing, really, it just depends on what you call "sinful".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 29, 2011 07:54 AM (1hM1d)

101

86

I'm in!

Posted by: Egg at April 29, 2011 07:55 AM (xMT+4)

102

"Seattle Grunge needed SoCal Hair Metal."

 

I just thought the difference is no one in the NW would run around in leotards. That and they don't wash their hair.






The Vast Whitebread Aquanet Conspiracy never could match the pure evil of unwashed Seattle armpits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2011 07:56 AM (7YzRS)

103 Ah, good. The left shows up at funerals with Gaia Hates Deniers signs.

Posted by: Pavel at April 29, 2011 07:58 AM (bRdb3)

104

86

I'm in!

Posted by: Egg at April 29, 2011 12:55 PM (xMT+4)

Me too.  Now get in mah belleh!

Posted by: 30' of Garden Hose at April 29, 2011 07:59 AM (wOGfT)

105 Thing is, I've read enough horse shit from these fuckers saying 'weather isn't climate'...

Eat shit and die you fucking pricks.

Posted by: Portnoy at April 29, 2011 08:02 AM (azgo2)

106

really I can't believe so many like this exist, where is the compassion for the children . and i'm serious.

will never believe they care about anything real again. fkn disgusting ignorant pigs, do they think at all ...about those in those areas that seperate their trash and drive prius's? what if a school teacher got killed by gaia?

they need to be slapped silly. freaks

Posted by: willow at April 29, 2011 08:06 AM (h+qn8)

107

And BTW, all my friends back home in Alabama have been accounted for, thank God.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Glad to hear that BB.

Posted by: todler at April 29, 2011 08:06 AM (fPOY0)

108 to those that lost loved ones , or their homes, livlihoods  prayers and love. Very sorry.

Posted by: willow at April 29, 2011 08:07 AM (h+qn8)

109

"The Vast Whitebread Aquanet Conspiracy never could match the pure evil of unwashed Seattle armpits."

 

Do you want a cappucino or a frappe'? Seattle is so over. I liked it better when it was a lumber, fishing and aircraft town. Real men drinking Oly and watching Jim Zorn run around a lot. Good times.

Posted by: Parson Hussein at April 29, 2011 08:14 AM (Q5+Og)

110 24 Check the comments section of SFGATE.com on the tornado story.
I can't believe I share air with these people...
  Some pretty smug comments from people who live on the San Andreas Fault.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 29, 2011 08:16 AM (9KAWe)

111 Ace, these clowns prove the wisdom of Texas' famous defense: "He needed killin' " Seriously, how the hell do we actually live with these people? Civil society assumes a basic level of trust between its' members, and these people are dishones from the get-go.

Posted by: SDN at April 29, 2011 08:24 AM (UN7r3)

112 Yep. Once again Think(sic)Progress(sic) proves themselves to be the farthest left whack-jobs on the net.

Posted by: Spectre at April 29, 2011 08:24 AM (1alrV)

113 I love people who look at a coffin and see a soapbox. Such palpable... class. Maybe these Think Progress and Climate Action Network people should take a page from the Westboro trolls and protest some of the funerals because the US government tolerates CO2 emission. If they were serious about Gaia-as-God, you'd think they would want to really get the message across.

Posted by: Darren at April 29, 2011 08:25 AM (B+3lM)

114 The comments at SFGate are beyond disturbing and hateful.  Wow.  There are some sick, evil creatures on the left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2011 08:30 AM (UOM48)

115 The comments at SFGate are beyond disturbing and hateful.  Wow.  There are some sick, evil creatures on the left.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2011 01:30 PM

Sick and evil people in, well, I forget, is it Sodom or Gomorrah?  Say it ain't so.

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2011 08:36 AM (6zFxS)

116 I don't see how disbelief in the atheist god can cause tornadoes.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 29, 2011 08:41 AM (qIHlG)

117

Just when you think these people cannot sink to a new low they find a way to do it.

I cannot read it, having family that went through these tornadoes and, thanks be to God, were ok.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 29, 2011 08:41 AM (FnRYN)

118 I cannot find it online but shortly after Katrina the Seattle Times printed a few letters to the editor where they were laughing at the 'red state' voters who had to suffer through the hurricane. Everything is political in the leftist mind, unless the issue can be pinned on them....

Posted by: some dude at April 29, 2011 08:44 AM (8p6Ar)

119 These are the types of people who, if they had more power, would readily kill other human beings in furtherance of their cause. Disgusting.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 29, 2011 08:56 AM (sG+Bw)

120 I read somewhere that at least two UA students are dead. 

An acquaintance I ran into in the store yesterday said her granddaughter survived the storm on campus and said it was the worst thing she'd ever been through in her life. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2011 09:01 AM (UOM48)

121 Hi, Jane. Glad you and family are ok.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 29, 2011 09:08 AM (FnRYN)

122 Hi, Christy.  Glad you guys are as well. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2011 09:13 AM (UOM48)

123 Isn't Think Progress the site run by that pig John Podesta? I was at  a talk by Andrew Breitbart last night and he indicated that Podesta is a bad dude.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 29, 2011 09:25 AM (QiSD7)

124 I don't cooperate with people who want me dead.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 29, 2011 10:51 AM (bxiXv)

125 I still haven't heard from my friend in Cullman.

Lefties can fuck themselves.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2011 10:53 AM (lXAXw)

126 Yeah, well, we will see who's laughing when the events of 1906 repeat themselves in San Francisco.

Posted by: Victrola at April 29, 2011 11:14 AM (X3Y9c)

127 I'm a self appointed expert in va-jay-jays. I can find them in the dark.

Posted by: Any Topic But the Huckster, Please! at April 29, 2011 12:33 PM (dDbkT)

128 Eco-wackos appluad mass deaths becuase their so affiated on this population bomb poppycock of PAUL EHRLICH  and they also think tornados are the result of GLOBAL WARMING and not worshipping GAIA

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 30, 2011 06:30 AM (vA9ld)

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