June 28, 2011

A Toshiba Commercial
— CAC

That burned up my TiVo today:

The big question- how has this not gone viral yet?

Romero's influence has long outlasted his own skill.

Posted by: CAC at 02:46 PM | Comments (340)
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1 Braaaiiiinnns!!!!

Posted by: SEAL Team Six Joey B. at June 28, 2011 02:48 PM (UOM48)

2 Graaaaaiiiins!!!!

Posted by: Vegetarian Zombie at June 28, 2011 02:50 PM (bjRNS)

3

If these bastards would just cut a few corners, then I'd get to kill me some zombies.

 

Damn.

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at June 28, 2011 02:50 PM (KhioZ)

4 Traiiiiiiiiins!

Posted by: Choo Choo Biden Zombie at June 28, 2011 02:50 PM (7Z9P3)

5 Traaaiiiins!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Biden at June 28, 2011 02:51 PM (ZUWaD)

6 LOL.

Toshiba's kinda my go-to brand now. Had too many problems with HP laptops.  I love Thinkpads, but they are too expensive for what you get unless you find a great deal.

Posted by: Dustin at June 28, 2011 02:51 PM (Q3nWV)

7 Draaaaaiiiiins!!!

Posted by: Zombie Mario at June 28, 2011 02:52 PM (bjRNS)

8 Before Boot Camp, my PC of choice was Toshiba.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at June 28, 2011 02:53 PM (bjRNS)

9 Bwaaaaaaaiiiins!

Posted by: Zombie Bawney Fwank at June 28, 2011 02:54 PM (Klxrr)

10 Staaaiiinnns!!!

Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at June 28, 2011 02:55 PM (UOM48)

11

Haaaaaaaanes!!!

(Ok, but still funnier than Bill Maher)

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Michael Jordan at June 28, 2011 02:55 PM (dWPyO)

12

Draaaaaaains

Posted by: Zombie Plumber at June 28, 2011 02:55 PM (JMsOK)

13

Plantaiiiiiiiiiiins!!

Posted by: Other Vegetarian Zombie at June 28, 2011 02:55 PM (7Z9P3)

14 Veeeeeins

Posted by: Doctor Zombie at June 28, 2011 02:56 PM (JMsOK)

15 Staaaiiinnnsss!!!

Posted by: Zombie Blue Dress at June 28, 2011 02:56 PM (GKQDR)

16 Plaaaaaaaanes

Posted by: Zombie Pilot at June 28, 2011 02:57 PM (JMsOK)

17 Flllaaaaammmes!!!

Posted by: Zombie Teddy K at June 28, 2011 02:57 PM (UOM48)

18 Penialveiiiiiiiiiins. 

Posted by: Lisa Baron at June 28, 2011 02:57 PM (c0A3e)

19 Plannnnness!!

Posted by: Zombie Tattoo at June 28, 2011 02:57 PM (ZUWaD)

20 Chaaaaaaains

Posted by: Zombie Alice In at June 28, 2011 02:57 PM (JMsOK)

21

Spraaaaaaiiiinns!

Posted by: Zombie Orthopedic Surgeon at June 28, 2011 02:57 PM (7Z9P3)

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 02:58 PM (piMMO)

23 Reeeiinnnss!!

Posted by: Zombie Secretariat at June 28, 2011 02:58 PM (ZUWaD)

24 So far, this thread is funnier than Bill Maher's entire career.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (UOM48)

25 Craannnnnes!!!

Posted by: Zombie Bob the Builder at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (ZUWaD)

26 Twaaaaaiiiins

Posted by: Zombie Barney Frank at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (JMsOK)

27 Great

Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (M9Ie6)

28 Canes

Posted by: Zombie School Marm at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (gmLT4)

29 Baiiiiiiiin!

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Zombie Mittens at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (dWPyO)

30 If it works, they will give it to the Russians.

Posted by: dan in michigan at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (ursg4)

31 propaaaaaaaaanes!

Posted by: Zombie Hank Hill at June 28, 2011 02:59 PM (7Z9P3)

32 Maaaaaaaaaaaanes!!!

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Hands at June 28, 2011 03:00 PM (Klxrr)

33 PAAAAAANEEEES!

Posted by: Zombie Sales Rep for Pella Windows in Los Angeles California at June 28, 2011 03:01 PM (7Z9P3)

34 Raaaiiiinss!!

Posted by: Zombie Weather Channel bimbo at June 28, 2011 03:01 PM (UOM48)

35 Addiction

Posted by: Zombie Jaaaaaannnne's at June 28, 2011 03:01 PM (JMsOK)

36 Hurricaaaannnnessss!!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Bastardi at June 28, 2011 03:01 PM (UOM48)

37 Raaiiinnnnss!!

Posted by: Zombie Spanish Plains at June 28, 2011 03:01 PM (ZUWaD)

38 Pains

Posted by: jef at June 28, 2011 03:02 PM (gmLT4)

39 If it works, they will give it to the Russians.

Posted by: dan in michigan at June 28, 2011 07:59 PM (ursg4)

That's what I was thinking about.

Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2011 03:02 PM (M9Ie6)

40 Gaaaiiinnnss!

Posted by: Zombie Wall Street at June 28, 2011 03:02 PM (ZUWaD)

41

Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

(Seriously, we need some.)

Posted by: Zombie Democrats at June 28, 2011 03:03 PM (7Z9P3)

42 Sticker to drive in the carpool laaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Zombie California Hybrid Driver at June 28, 2011 03:04 PM (A4WdH)

43 CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN !!!!!

Posted by: Cain! at June 28, 2011 03:04 PM (jEEpE)

44 Speaking of zombies...Alan Colmes.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 28, 2011 03:04 PM (dWPyO)

45

Zombie Presidential Candidate Tim Pawlenty said this day.

GOP presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty said Tuesday that the War Powers Act “does not apply” to the U.S. intervention in Libya, but that he would have consulted with Congress anyway if he had launched the mission as president.

Bye Tim,

Posted by: robtr at June 28, 2011 03:04 PM (MtwBb)

46
The big question- how has this not gone viral yet?





I see what you did there.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2011 03:05 PM (8rHXV)

47 Speaking of zombies...Alan Colmes.



brrr. shiver

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 03:05 PM (piMMO)

48 Domaaaaaiiinns!!

Posted by: Zombie Internet at June 28, 2011 03:05 PM (ZUWaD)

49 Swedes, Norwegians, Finns(?) and Daaaaaaaanes!

Posted by: Scandis pee sitting down. Even the women. at June 28, 2011 03:06 PM (tSxym)

50 scannnnnnneeeessss!

Posted by: Jill, the master of knitting at June 28, 2011 03:06 PM (c0A3e)

51

Cocaaaaaaaaaaines!!!!!

(and look at the pelicans!)

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Tony Montana and reaching at June 28, 2011 03:06 PM (dWPyO)

52 Lanes

Posted by: Mary Decker at June 28, 2011 03:06 PM (gmLT4)

53
Cocaaaaaaaiiiine!

Okay, he's not dead. But how could you tell?

Posted by: Zombie Keith Richards at June 28, 2011 03:06 PM (8rHXV)

54 Spaaaaaaaaaaaain

Posted by: Zombie Bond Buyers at June 28, 2011 03:06 PM (0q2P7)

55 Go Gamecocksssssssssssssssss!

Posted by: Snafu at June 28, 2011 03:07 PM (8d28r)

56 John Maynard Keeeeyyyyyens

Posted by: Zombie Socialist at June 28, 2011 03:07 PM (JMsOK)

57 Saw Cars 2. Featured a Hillbilly fighting big oil. Now I don't have to see the Palin movie.

Posted by: MB at June 28, 2011 03:07 PM (jU9VM)

58 Champaaaaaiiiiigggggggnnnnnn!

Posted by: NYC nitwits at June 28, 2011 03:08 PM (acmZF)

59 DO.NOT.BUY.A.TOSHIBA.SATELITE.LAPTOP

They are the suxor.  My corporate one takes a full 10 minutes to boot up.  10 effin minutes.





Sorry for the consumer feedback, carry on.

Posted by: toby928 at June 28, 2011 03:08 PM (GTbGH)

60

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!

Posted by: 52%ers in 2008 at June 28, 2011 03:08 PM (7Z9P3)

61 Remaaaaaaaaiiiiins!

Posted by: Zombie Archeologists at June 28, 2011 03:08 PM (JMsOK)

62 HUSSEEEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!1!1!!!!

Posted by: KAY IN MAAAAIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE at June 28, 2011 03:09 PM (acmZF)

63 unlocking gaaaaammmmeeeeess!

Posted by: Jill, the master of unlocking at June 28, 2011 03:09 PM (c0A3e)

64 Chaaaaaainssss!

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at June 28, 2011 03:10 PM (Klxrr)

65

 (acmZF)

Two funnies in a row.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 28, 2011 03:10 PM (dWPyO)

66 She hit me in the throat with a nine iron !

Posted by: Guy that only tells punchlines at June 28, 2011 03:10 PM (ZUWaD)

67 Well Morons, time to cash in for the night.

Posted by: Vic at June 28, 2011 03:10 PM (M9Ie6)

68

Terraaaaaaiiiiins

Posted by: 4x4 Zombie at June 28, 2011 03:11 PM (JMsOK)

69 Cold November RAAAAAIN!

Posted by: Axel Rose at June 28, 2011 03:11 PM (/Q7v4)

70 Flaaaaaaaaaaammmmmessssssss!

Posted by: Zombie Fire at June 28, 2011 03:11 PM (/U/Mr)

71 Craaaaaanes!

Posted by: Frasier fan at June 28, 2011 03:12 PM (tSxym)

72 Chasey LAAAAAIN!

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2011 03:12 PM (/Q7v4)

73 Shhaaannnneeee!!

Posted by: Kid at the end of that movie at June 28, 2011 03:12 PM (ZUWaD)

74 Knocking remmmaaaaiiinnnnsss..

Posted by: Necrophiliac at June 28, 2011 03:12 PM (c0A3e)

75 Shit for braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!!

Posted by: Zombie Chris Matthews at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (UOM48)

76 Faaaaaaammmmeee!

Posted by: Any Given Twitter User at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (Q7NHx)

77 Ssssshhhhhhaaaaammmmes

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (FQaVj)

78 Penny Laaaannnneeesss!

Posted by: The Beatles at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (c0A3e)

Posted by: Cypress Hill at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (/Q7v4)

80
Who's Natalie Maiiiiiiines?

Posted by: Zombie Dixie Chicks' career at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (8rHXV)

81

 Chasey LAAAAAIN

Vintage mid 1990's!

She and Ray Allen seemed to hit it off as well.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 28, 2011 03:13 PM (dWPyO)

82 AAAAASSSSSSSSS!!

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2011 03:14 PM (FQaVj)

83 Daaaaaaang!

Posted by: USCitizen at June 28, 2011 03:14 PM (a1FJJ)

84 Lorrrrrrraiiiiiiine!!!

Posted by: Zombie George McFly at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (Klxrr)

85 Oh my. That KRAZY Heldman chick is on O'reilly.

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (piMMO)

86 Brraaaaiiinnns.....oh look, a squirrel...

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (UOM48)

87 McCaaaaiiinn!!

Posted by: Reason we lost at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (ZUWaD)

88
Plaaaaaiiiiiiid!

Posted by: Zombie CAC's Shorts at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (8rHXV)

89 Quatraaaaaaains!!11!1!

Posted by: Nostadamus at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (Q7NHx)

90 No shame

Posted by: Lisa Baron at June 28, 2011 03:15 PM (gmLT4)

91 Jaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie Tarzan at June 28, 2011 03:16 PM (0q2P7)

92 Paha Sapa and the Great Plaaaaaaaaiiiins

Posted by: Zombie Crazy Horse at June 28, 2011 03:16 PM (JMsOK)

93 Up in flllaaaaammmmes!!

Posted by: Zombie Anthony "Dick" Weiner's twitter account at June 28, 2011 03:16 PM (UOM48)

94 It's time to Campaaaaaaaaiiiiiigns

Posted by: Zombie Obama at June 28, 2011 03:16 PM (JMsOK)

95 Germaaaiiine!!!

Posted by: Zombie English Tearcher at June 28, 2011 03:17 PM (ZUWaD)

96 I gots the Labor Paaaaaaaaiiiiins

Posted by: Pregnant Zombie at June 28, 2011 03:17 PM (JMsOK)

97 i don't get it.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 28, 2011 03:18 PM (eOXTH)

98 Bahraaaaiiinnn!!

Posted by: Zombie Muslim Brotherhood Identifying the next target at June 28, 2011 03:18 PM (ZUWaD)

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 03:18 PM (piMMO)

100 Staaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Monica Lewinsky at June 28, 2011 03:18 PM (0q2P7)

101 I needs the Snow Chaaaaaaaaaiiiiins

Posted by: Zombie Truck Driver at June 28, 2011 03:18 PM (JMsOK)

102 i don't get it.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 28, 2011 08:18 PM

It kinda ran away....

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 28, 2011 03:19 PM (ZUWaD)

103
Mark Twaaaaaiiiiin!

Posted by: Zombie Samuel Clemens at June 28, 2011 03:20 PM (8rHXV)

104 Shaaaaaaaaaaane!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Joey Starrett at June 28, 2011 03:20 PM (0q2P7)

105

I like to complaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn!

(For example about Bill Maher.  He's not remotely funny.)

Posted by: annoying zombie at June 28, 2011 03:20 PM (tSxym)

106 I wear the Haaaaaaaaaanes

Posted by: Zombie Me at June 28, 2011 03:21 PM (JMsOK)

107 eeeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeee!

Posted by: sssstttteeeeeelllllaaaa at June 28, 2011 03:21 PM (eOXTH)

108 No time to explaaaaaiiinnn!!

Posted by: Zombie Moron to PGIS at June 28, 2011 03:22 PM (ZUWaD)

109
Sex keeps women in chaaaaaiiiiiins!

Posted by: Zombie Andrea Dworkin at June 28, 2011 03:22 PM (8rHXV)

110 Andy Dufreeeeeeeeeune!!!!!

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Red at June 28, 2011 03:22 PM (dWPyO)

111 OOPs bad zombie sock Chaaaaaange!!

Posted by: Zombie Moron to PHXG at June 28, 2011 03:23 PM (ZUWaD)

112 Refraaaaaiinnns!!

Posted by: Zombie Music Teacher at June 28, 2011 03:23 PM (Q7NHx)

113

This is getting a bit insaaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!!

Posted by: CAC at June 28, 2011 03:24 PM (7Z9P3)

114 Engulf the capital in flaaaaammmmmeeeesss!

Posted by: Greek protester at June 28, 2011 03:24 PM (c0A3e)

115 Singing in the Raaaaiiinn!!

Posted by: Zombie Fred Astaire at June 28, 2011 03:24 PM (ZUWaD)

116 Same

Posted by: Olsen twins at June 28, 2011 03:25 PM (gmLT4)

117 113
Sex keeps women in chaaaaaiiiiiins!

Posted by: Zombie Andrea Dworkin at June 28, 2011 08:22 PM (8rHXV)

 

Kinky....

Posted by: annoying zombie at June 28, 2011 03:25 PM (tSxym)

118 Graaaaaaaaiiiiin!!!

Posted by: Zombie Brewer at June 28, 2011 03:25 PM (0q2P7)

119 Think Ace could mass ban us for being Inaaanne??

Posted by: Zombie Moron at June 28, 2011 03:26 PM (ZUWaD)

120

Woo wouldn't know wat up in "Fwaaaaaaaaaaames" even meant! 

Posted by: Zombie Barney Frank making fun of comment 118 at June 28, 2011 03:26 PM (JMsOK)

121 Snakes on pllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaanes!

Posted by: Zombie Samuel L. at June 28, 2011 03:26 PM (3Ebpc)

122 Need a new laptop, under normal circumstances this one's a goner.  But I ain't paying for Windows. Checking Dell (no, I don't want a Dell), there's no way to avoid Windows 7-- sorry M$, I'm done with you.  Linux is working beautifully for me, who will sell a no-OS system anymore?

Posted by: nickless at June 28, 2011 03:27 PM (MMC8r)

123 Fun with Dick and Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.

Posted by: sTevo at June 28, 2011 03:27 PM (VMcEw)

124 @117 Why complain?

Posted by: Trav at June 28, 2011 03:27 PM (gmLT4)

125 Singing in the Raaaaiiinn!!

Posted by: Zombie Fred Astaire

What am I, rotted liver?


Posted by: zombie Gene Kelly at June 28, 2011 03:27 PM (SwkdU)

126 Arthur Fraaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee!

Posted by: Zombie Zardoz at June 28, 2011 03:27 PM (MMC8r)

127 Fuck you, David Brooks, and fuck Frum too

Posted by: Cee Lo Green at June 28, 2011 03:28 PM (le5qc)

128 I just released some methaaaannnneeee!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 28, 2011 03:28 PM (c0A3e)

129

i don't get it.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 28, 2011 08:18 PM







Quick! 10ccs of lidocaaaiiiiiin!

Posted by: Zombie More Paramedics at June 28, 2011 03:28 PM (8rHXV)

130 123 Think Ace could mass ban us for being Inaaanne??

Posted by: Zombie Moron at June 28, 2011 08:26 PM (ZUWaD)

 

And risk Breitbart never reading the site agaaaaaaiiiiiin?????

Posted by: annoying zombie at June 28, 2011 03:28 PM (tSxym)

131 I was Fraaaaaaaaamed

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at June 28, 2011 03:28 PM (JMsOK)

132

That melancholy straaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin!!!!!!!

That ever haunting refraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie Louis Armstrong at June 28, 2011 03:30 PM (tSxym)

133 Plaaaaaain!!!

Posted by: Zombie Ordering M&Ms at June 28, 2011 03:30 PM (ZUWaD)

134 Braaaaaaaise!!!

Posted by: Guy Fiery (pronounced Fietty you moron) at June 28, 2011 03:30 PM (Q7NHx)

135 John Waaaaaaayne

Posted by: Zombie Bachmann at June 28, 2011 03:30 PM (SY2Kh)

136 Arrri Fleischhhhhhhhher got a hummmmmmmmmmmmmer.

Posted by: Zombie Tart at June 28, 2011 03:31 PM (VMcEw)

137 The Song Remaaaaainss the Saaaaame!!

Posted by: Zombie Led Zeppelin at June 28, 2011 03:31 PM (ZUWaD)

138 Herman Caaaaaaaaaaaain!

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2011 03:32 PM (2p0e3)

139 CULHANES!!!!

(Who gets the reference?)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2011 03:32 PM (7utQ2)

140 Andromeda Straaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Crichton at June 28, 2011 03:32 PM (MMC8r)

141 Caaaaaaaaaaain Mutiny.

Posted by: Delta Smelt eating zombie strawberries at June 28, 2011 03:32 PM (dWPyO)

142 Style of the Craaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Miyagi at June 28, 2011 03:32 PM (/Q7v4)

143 Cocaaaaaaaaine

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at June 28, 2011 03:33 PM (2p0e3)

144 chlorofluoromethaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

Posted by: Zombie Pre Global Warming Enviro Freak at June 28, 2011 03:33 PM (0q2P7)

145 Lucy, I can 'splaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn!

Posted by: Zombie Ricky Ricardo at June 28, 2011 03:33 PM (MMC8r)

146 I want some chow-meeeiiinnnn!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (c0A3e)

147 139 John Waaaaaaayne Posted by: Zombie Bachmann at June 28, 2011 08:30 PM (SY2Kh) Fucking laaaaaaaaaaammmmee!!

Posted by: Anti-Kossack at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (Q7NHx)

148 Who is this Morrissey person and WTF is the week? Amazon Reynolds should be ashamed to be associated with such drivel, but not if there's a buck in it. Fuck him, and fuck PJM too.Sign in someone else, fucker

Posted by: Cee Lo Green at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (le5qc)

149 Grrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!

Posted by: Zombie Sarah Jessica Parker at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (3Ebpc)

150 Boobies

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (OhYCU)

151 My Favorite Thiiiiings!!

Posted by: Zombie John Coltraaaane at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (ZUWaD)

152 Speaking of the dead, has anyone watched The Kennedy's yet?

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (piMMO)

153

My blue dress has a Protein Staaaaaain!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (/Q7v4)

154

Quaaaaaaaaade! Open your miiiiiiind!

Posted by: Zombie Kuato at June 28, 2011 03:34 PM (8rHXV)

155 Throw Mamma from the Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.

Posted by: Delta Smelt criss crossing at June 28, 2011 03:35 PM (dWPyO)

156 The raaaaain in Spaaaaaain stays maaaaaaainly in the plaaaaaaaain

Posted by: Fair Zombie Lady at June 28, 2011 03:35 PM (2p0e3)

157 You are so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanned!

Posted by: Zombie Ewok at June 28, 2011 03:35 PM (VMcEw)

158 Rogaaaaaaaaine

Posted by: Zombie Kojak at June 28, 2011 03:35 PM (SY2Kh)

159 We ain't Fonda Jaaaaaane!!

Posted by: Zombie Vietnam Vets at June 28, 2011 03:35 PM (ZUWaD)

160 Matt Damon.

Posted by: Matt Damon at June 28, 2011 03:36 PM (tSxym)

161 Dunedaaaaain!

Posted by: JRR Tolkeeeein! at June 28, 2011 03:36 PM (/Q7v4)

162 Play it Agaaaaaiinn!

Posted by: Zombie Rick at June 28, 2011 03:37 PM (ZUWaD)

163 The raaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin in Spaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin stays maaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinly in the plaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Posted by: Zombie Eliza Doolittle at June 28, 2011 03:37 PM (3Ebpc)

164 This isn't funny, but Bill Maher is.

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling a Feministing broad at June 28, 2011 03:37 PM (dWPyO)

165 Senior citizens wearing diapers will be detainnneeedddd!

Posted by: TSA at June 28, 2011 03:37 PM (c0A3e)

166
Get McClaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie Hans Gruber at June 28, 2011 03:38 PM (8rHXV)

167 I likes to Complaaaaaaaaaain

Posted by: Democratic Zombie at June 28, 2011 03:38 PM (JMsOK)

168 154 Boobies Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 08:34 PM (OhYCU)

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 03:38 PM (Q7NHx)

169 62 Biscaaaaaaayne

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:39 PM (OhYCU)

170
Weather Vaaaaane

Posted by: Zombie Newt's Principles at June 28, 2011 03:39 PM (8rHXV)

171 545inSpokaaaaane

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:40 PM (OhYCU)

172 Frozen Raaaaaiin!!

Posted by: Zombie Sleet at June 28, 2011 03:40 PM (ZUWaD)

173 Campaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiign!

Posted by: Zombie Barack Obama at June 28, 2011 03:40 PM (3Ebpc)

174 173 154 Boobies Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 08:34 PM (OhYCU) HTML fail by me. I was poking my head out of my zombie sock. Let's see if others do.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 03:40 PM (Q7NHx)

175 I am definitely bookmarking this page and sharing it with my former friends.

FIFY


Posted by: Gene Kelly at June 28, 2011 03:40 PM (SwkdU)

176

Vintage mid 1990's!

 

Tory Laaaaaane

(more up to date?)

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2011 03:41 PM (/Q7v4)

177 Raising Caaaaaiine!!

Posted by: Zombie Adam and Eve at June 28, 2011 03:41 PM (ZUWaD)

178 Riding the gravy traaaaaaaain.......

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling the Democrat base at June 28, 2011 03:41 PM (dWPyO)

179 You're So Veeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiin

Posted by: Zombie Carly Simon at June 28, 2011 03:41 PM (JMsOK)

180 148 chlorofluoromethaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

Posted by: Zombie Pre Global Warming Enviro Freak at June 28, 2011 08:33 PM (0q2P7)


This should be a t-shirt.

Posted by: alexthedude at June 28, 2011 03:41 PM (veQda)

181 Crazy Train

Posted by: Ozzie Osbourne at June 28, 2011 03:42 PM (gmLT4)

182 BOATswaaaaaaiiiiiiin!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie O still unable to pronounce military words. at June 28, 2011 03:42 PM (0q2P7)

183 Mickey Spillanes!!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Mike Hammer at June 28, 2011 03:42 PM (hbAPu)

184 McClaaaaaiinne!

Posted by: Hans Gruber at June 28, 2011 03:42 PM (Q7NHx)

185 I am definitely bookmarking this page and sharing it with my former friends.

THERE WILL BE NO INTROSPECTION ON THIS BLOG.  BECAUSE IF THERE IS INTROSPECTION I WILL START A DELAWARE SENATE THREAD.  THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2011 03:42 PM (7utQ2)

186 Are you a flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?

Posted by: Zombie Wallace at June 28, 2011 03:43 PM (VMcEw)

187 CorpseMaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Posted by: Zombie Obama at June 28, 2011 03:43 PM (JMsOK)

188

Tory Laaaaaane

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling the Democrat base at June 28, 2011 03:43 PM (dWPyO)

189 Need a new laptop, under normal circumstances this one's a goner.  But I ain't paying for Windows. Checking Dell (no, I don't want a Dell), there's no way to avoid Windows 7-- sorry M$, I'm done with you.  Linux is working beautifully for me, who will sell a no-OS system anymore?

I've been very happy with all my Dells. I'm on my fifth now (I have two presently). When I purchased the older laptop I demanded XP because they were trying to force Vista down my throat. So, every couple of weeks I called back and had the agent help me build my system (previously, I just did it online) and, at the end I would say, And, I'd like that with XP. No? Sorry. I won't buy it with Vista. Well, I must not have been the only person because after a few weeks they relented and, eventually, added it back as an option for online sales as well.

My newest laptop, also a Dell, was picked up at Walmart at about 10:00 pm on a Friday after I got a vicious bug and needed internet access immediately. I paid about 1/4 of what I've paid for any other system and it's  pretty damned nice. The sound isn't the best as compared to my last jacked up laptop, but I can definitely live with it. So far as Win 7 goes, I haven't had any problems with it.

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 03:44 PM (piMMO)

190 Don't compare me to Meghan McCaaaaaaaaaaain

- Bristol

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:44 PM (OhYCU)

191

Posted by: Zombie Carly Simon at June 28, 2011 08:41 PM (JMsOK)

Nice.

Actually so many of these are pretty damn good.

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling the Democrat base at June 28, 2011 03:45 PM (dWPyO)

192 Where do I file a Claaaaaaiim??

Posted by: Zombie Pigford Farmer at June 28, 2011 03:45 PM (ZUWaD)

193 Sorry Zombie Hans Gruber. It's me you can blaaaaaammmee!

Posted by: My post was the saaaame! at June 28, 2011 03:45 PM (Q7NHx)

194 Logaaaaain!

Posted by: Rand al Thor at June 28, 2011 03:45 PM (/Q7v4)

195 Nathan Laaaaaane!!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Something Gay at June 28, 2011 03:46 PM (hbAPu)

196 THERE WILL BE NO INTROSPECTION ON THIS BLOG.  BECAUSE IF THERE IS INTROSPECTION I WILL START A DELAWARE SENATE THREAD.  THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

Is that bug up your ass there to keep the gerbil company?

Posted by: The Introspectre at June 28, 2011 03:47 PM (SwkdU)

197 Jaaaaaaanes!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Encyclopedia of Military Hardware at June 28, 2011 03:47 PM (hbAPu)

198 Iocaiiiiiiiine!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Vizzini at June 28, 2011 03:48 PM (3+Qu5)

199 Brandi Chataiaaaaaain!

Posted by: Best moment in women's soccer history? at June 28, 2011 03:48 PM (/Q7v4)

200 I'm so proud to be gay in NY

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:48 PM (OhYCU)

201 Is that bug up your ass there to keep the gerbil company?

I keep my bugs numbered for just such an emergency.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2011 03:48 PM (7utQ2)

202 Bob Craaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!!!!!

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling grainy homemade vids at June 28, 2011 03:48 PM (dWPyO)

203 Remember the Maaaaaaine !

Posted by: Down with Spaaaaaaiin at June 28, 2011 03:48 PM (ZUWaD)

204 chastaaaaain...I dropped the s

Posted by: Best moment in women's soccer history? at June 28, 2011 03:49 PM (/Q7v4)

205 Oh, Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!

Posted by: Zombie Bond Girl at June 28, 2011 03:49 PM (3Ebpc)

206 Patti LaBelle - you have to read it to believe it.

Posted by: Chuckit at June 28, 2011 03:49 PM (w4TjI)

207 I sell bug numbering kits. Ask about the AOS discount.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:49 PM (OhYCU)

208 Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn!

Posted by: Zombie Mittens at June 28, 2011 03:49 PM (VMcEw)

209 Jaaaaane !!

Posted by: Zombie George Jetson at June 28, 2011 03:49 PM (ZUWaD)

210 Laaaaane!! (Meyer)

Posted by: Zombie Ricky's Mom at June 28, 2011 03:50 PM (Q7NHx)

211 Tawny Kitaaaaaaaen!

Posted by: ZombieWhitesnakeVideoSlut at June 28, 2011 03:50 PM (/Q7v4)

212 Rock me like a Hurriccaaaaane ! !

Posted by: Zombie the Scorpions at June 28, 2011 03:51 PM (ZUWaD)

213 Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn!

Posted by: Zombie Mittens at June 28, 2011 08:49 PM (VMcEw)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2011 03:51 PM (7utQ2)

214 I keep my bugs numbered for just such an emergency.

Hee eez sharp like zee bowling ball!

Posted by: Pepe Leghorn at June 28, 2011 03:51 PM (SwkdU)

215 What the fu...uu.uu.uuu...uu.uuuu....uuuu...uu...ck!

Posted by: Zombie Bin Laden at June 28, 2011 03:52 PM (VMcEw)

216 Acutaaaaaaaaaaaaane?! Please, anybody??

Posted by: Zombie Carhles Johnson at June 28, 2011 03:53 PM (acmZF)

217 Hurricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie Bf 109 Pilot at June 28, 2011 03:53 PM (3+Qu5)

218 Wilt Chamberlaaaaaaaain!

Posted by: Zombie Scores over 100 at June 28, 2011 03:53 PM (/Q7v4)

219 rogaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn

Posted by: balding zombie at June 28, 2011 03:53 PM (eOXTH)

220 Foiled Agaaaaaaiin!!

Posted by: Zombie Snidely Whiplash at June 28, 2011 03:54 PM (ZUWaD)

221 Don McLeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!

Posted by: Delta Smelt channelling Apple Pie at June 28, 2011 03:55 PM (dWPyO)

222 Rommaaaaaiin!!

Posted by: Zombie Lettuce at June 28, 2011 03:56 PM (ZUWaD)

223 Plaaaaaaame!!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Novak at June 28, 2011 03:56 PM (Q7NHx)

224 Arcaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie Dennis Miller, not wanting to get off on a rant here at June 28, 2011 03:56 PM (Klxrr)

225 Waaaaaaayyyynnne!!!

Posted by: Garth at June 28, 2011 03:56 PM (tSxym)

226 Bruce Waaaaayne!

Posted by: Zombie Industrialist Billionaire Playboy at June 28, 2011 03:57 PM (/Q7v4)

227 Raaaaaaacists

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 03:57 PM (OhYCU)

228 Maaaaaher, youuuur noooooot fuuuuuuuuuuuuunnyyyyyyyyyyy.

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at June 28, 2011 03:57 PM (VMcEw)

229 novocaaaaaaiiiiinnnnneeeeee

Posted by: zombie with a tooth ache at June 28, 2011 03:58 PM (eOXTH)

Posted by: Zombie DANZIG at June 28, 2011 03:58 PM (/Q7v4)

231 Ukraaaaaaaaine!!!

Posted by: Zombie Kramer playing Risk at June 28, 2011 03:58 PM (3+Qu5)

232 234.....



HAHAHAAAAA!

Joseph Chaaaaaaaaannnnnng

Posted by: Clueless at June 28, 2011 03:59 PM (piMMO)

233 johhhhhnnnnnnyyyy tremaaaaaiiiiiiinnnn

Posted by: silver smith zombie guild at June 28, 2011 04:00 PM (eOXTH)

234 Traaaaaiiiinn!!

Posted by: Zombie Drops of Jupiter at June 28, 2011 04:00 PM (ZUWaD)

235 I beat my wife agaaaaaaaaaaaain.

Posted by: Zombie sTevo at June 28, 2011 04:00 PM (VMcEw)

Posted by: Zombie Milli Vanilli at June 28, 2011 04:00 PM (/Q7v4)

237 In srcaaaaaaable.

Posted by: Zombie sTevo at June 28, 2011 04:00 PM (VMcEw)

238 Monster Raaaaaaiiin

Posted by: Zombie Jim Norton at June 28, 2011 04:01 PM (Klxrr)

239 Fraaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmed!

Posted by: Zombie Roger Rabbit at June 28, 2011 04:01 PM (3Ebpc)

240 Flaaaaainnn!!!!

Posted by: ZombieThat's Not Even a Freakin' Word at June 28, 2011 04:01 PM (hbAPu)

241 Multiple Refraaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnnns!

Posted by: Hey Jude; Na Na Na Nananana, nananana, Hey Jude at June 28, 2011 04:01 PM (D+phB)

242 In Soviet Russia, braaaaaains eat you.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:01 PM (OhYCU)

243 Mary Jaaaaaane!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Spider-Man at June 28, 2011 04:02 PM (3+Qu5)

244 Get up when you wake up

Posted by: Zombie Jack Lalaaaaaaanne at June 28, 2011 04:02 PM (ZUWaD)

245 Kraaaaaaaaang

Posted by: Zombie Shredder at June 28, 2011 04:03 PM (Klxrr)

246 HEEE- HEE

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson (for reals this time) at June 28, 2011 04:03 PM (hbAPu)

247 Hellllloooooooo Springfieeeeeeeeeeld!

Posted by: Wait, what was this again? I like shouting. at June 28, 2011 04:03 PM (D+phB)

Posted by: Zombie D.Boone and the Minutemen at June 28, 2011 04:04 PM (/Q7v4)

249 Standing in the Raaaaaaiin...

Posted by: Zombie Jukebox Hero at June 28, 2011 04:04 PM (ZUWaD)

250 Decades from now, I will be wandering the neighborhood because I can't remember my own address and I will remember this thread clear as day.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2011 04:04 PM (SwkdU)

251 The South will rise Agaaaaaaiin!!

Posted by: Zombie Rebs at June 28, 2011 04:05 PM (ZUWaD)

252 Kaaaang!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Kodos at June 28, 2011 04:05 PM (hbAPu)

253 Bitch couldn't keep it in the eastbound laaaaane.

Posted by: Zombie D.Boone at June 28, 2011 04:06 PM (/Q7v4)

254 Jack LaLaaaaayyyynes!!!

Posted by: Zombie Exercise Enthusiast at June 28, 2011 04:07 PM (hbAPu)

255 Mrs. Bachmann, are you insaaaaaaaaaane?

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:07 PM (OhYCU)

256 256 Decades from now, I will be wandering the neighborhood because I can't remember my own address and I will remember this thread clear as day.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2011 09:04 PM

I'm with you. I remember a "Piano Man" tinged thread that went on, but not like this....

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 28, 2011 04:07 PM (ZUWaD)

257 Looks like the leak is coming from the seal on your Rear Maaaaain.

Posted by: Zombie Mechanic at June 28, 2011 04:07 PM (/Q7v4)

258 Inclined plaaaaaaane!!!

Posted by: Zombie Isaac Newton at June 28, 2011 04:08 PM (3+Qu5)

259 This thread is beginning to waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:08 PM (OhYCU)

260 Taaaaaints!

Posted by: Zombie Sex Fiend at June 28, 2011 04:08 PM (Q7NHx)

261 The Gators are in pain.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:08 PM (OhYCU)

262

#263

You ripped me off! Last month you said you checked the whole powertraaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiin

Posted by: #263 Zombie Customer at June 28, 2011 04:08 PM (7Z9P3)

263 I lived down the Laaaaaane!!

Posted by: That Little Girl at June 28, 2011 04:09 PM (ZUWaD)

Posted by: Zombie Joe Strummer at June 28, 2011 04:09 PM (/Q7v4)

265 Where the streets have no naaaaaaaame!!!

Posted by: Zombie Bono at June 28, 2011 04:09 PM (3+Qu5)

266 Charlemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagne

Posted by: Zombie King of the Franks at June 28, 2011 04:10 PM (l8YWh)

267 I wax and I waaaaaane!!

Posted by: Zombie Moon at June 28, 2011 04:11 PM (ZUWaD)

268 Try my shitty Lo-Meeeein!

Posted by: Zombie Tuong Lu Kim at June 28, 2011 04:11 PM (/Q7v4)

269 264 Inclined plaaaaaaane!!!

Posted by: Zombie Isaac Newton at June 28, 2011 09:08 PM (3+Qu5)


Get off my jock, pissant.  Since you're undead, why don't you go steal calculus again?

Posted by: Zombie Archimedes at June 28, 2011 04:11 PM (D+phB)

270

I post threads about art, twenty replies.

I post about bacon, commercials, or MSPaint maps, and hundreds of replies.

 

You morons just love the inaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie CAC, giving up and thinking about posting green "brains" at June 28, 2011 04:11 PM (7Z9P3)

271 Cum Agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn.

Posted by: Zombie Lisa Baron at June 28, 2011 04:11 PM (yQWNf)

272
I miss Corey Haiiiiiiiim!

Posted by: Zombie The Lost Boys Fan at June 28, 2011 04:11 PM (8rHXV)

273 Claaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiim!

Posted by: Zombie 49er at June 28, 2011 04:12 PM (3Ebpc)

274 Not Agaaaaaainn....

Posted by: Zombie Chicken at June 28, 2011 04:12 PM (ZUWaD)

275 Cú Chulainn!

Posted by: celtic zombie at June 28, 2011 04:12 PM (eOXTH)

276

I post threads about art, twenty replies.

I post about bacon, commercials, or MSPaint maps, and hundreds of replies.

 

You morons just love the inaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie CAC, giving up and thinking about posting green "brains" at June 28, 2011 09:11 PM (7Z9P3)






Uhhhhhh......."morons".


Posted by: Zombie The Lost Boys Fan at June 28, 2011 04:13 PM (8rHXV)

277 Valerie Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmeeee!

Posted by: Zombie Scooter Libby at June 28, 2011 04:13 PM (D+phB)

278 Staaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Lewis at June 28, 2011 04:14 PM (3Ebpc)

279 47 Speaking of zombies...Alan Colmes.
brrr. shiver.

And blowing his head off, imagining that he killed the people he loved the most?   Sweet. 

Posted by: Jack at June 28, 2011 04:14 PM (kCT7A)

280 Bring me more Champaaaaaagne!!

Posted by: Zombie Valerie Jarrett to the General in dress uniform at June 28, 2011 04:14 PM (ZUWaD)

281 Chris Gaaaaines!!1!

Posted by: Zombie Girth Brooks at June 28, 2011 04:15 PM (Q7NHx)

282 284 Staaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Lewis at June 28, 2011 09:14 PM (3Ebpc)


Is he actually dead, or did the public realize that whiny "woe is me" metal sucks hard?  I'm thinking the latter, but I don't keep track too well.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 28, 2011 04:15 PM (D+phB)

283 Cocks > Gators

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:15 PM (OhYCU)

284

You morons just love the inaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie CAC, giving up and thinking about posting green "brains" at June 28, 2011 09:11 PM (7Z9P3)

Yes, we are a wee bit laaaaame!

Posted by: California Witch at June 28, 2011 04:16 PM (Pbji2)

285 I blame Andrew Breitbart.  Or Sarah Palin.  Or the NRA.

OH, Fuck.  We are hitting 8 cylinders on so many levels here.
 

Posted by: Jack at June 28, 2011 04:16 PM (kCT7A)

286 Posted by: Zombie Aaron Lewis at June 28, 2011 09:14 PM (3Ebpc) Believe it or not, conservative. Finally, we got another one of the good guys.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 04:17 PM (Q7NHx)

287 Mama Grizzly to Bristol Grizzly: "what is talked about on the fishing boat stays on the fishing boat.”"

hehe

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:18 PM (OhYCU)

288 Locriaaaaaaan!

Posted by: Zombie Rachmaninov at June 28, 2011 04:18 PM (/Q7v4)

289

Posted by: Jack at June 28, 2011 09:16 PM (kCT7A)


Guns are why I am now laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!  They must be taken, lest my cause end in vaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!

Posted by: That shitbag Brady at June 28, 2011 04:18 PM (D+phB)

290 Yes obviously insaaaaaaane..

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Benjamin L Willard at June 28, 2011 04:19 PM (ZUWaD)

291 even insssssaaaaaannnnneeeeee

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 28, 2011 04:20 PM (eOXTH)

292 We must take Alsace-Lorraaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnneee!

Posted by: Zombie Doughboy, c 1917 at June 28, 2011 04:20 PM (D+phB)

293 288 284 Staaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind! Posted by: Zombie Aaron Lewis at June 28, 2011 09:14 PM (3Ebpc) Is he actually dead, or did the public realize that whiny "woe is me" metal sucks hard?  I'm thinking the latter, but I don't keep track too well. Aaron Lewis is a frequent guest on The Wilkow Majority. Has come out as a conservative. He recently released a solo album with an homage to Hank Jr, of the same title (Country Boy). Solid tune.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 04:21 PM (Q7NHx)

294

We love you Jermaaaiiiiiiinnne!!!

Posted by: undiscerning Jackson 5 fan, cica 1972 at June 28, 2011 04:21 PM (tSxym)

295 Meatloaf Agaaaaaain ??

Posted by: Zombie Rocky Horror Fan at June 28, 2011 04:23 PM (ZUWaD)

296

Posted by: celtic zombie at June 28, 2011 09:12 PM (eOXTH)

Thank you, I couldn't think of an appropriate sock for that.

Posted by: Polliwog at June 28, 2011 04:23 PM (oyFTF)

297 Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 09:21 PM (Q7NHx)

I've heard that song...I'm stunned it's him.  It's an odd contrast, since later Staind was mostly him bitching about his life and problems.  Maybe he's accepted responsibility or something.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 28, 2011 04:24 PM (D+phB)

298 Honest, mom.  I got a bladder infection from swimming in the Seine!

Posted by: Zombie Exchange Student at June 28, 2011 04:24 PM (/Q7v4)

299 Knockers!

Posted by: wut? at June 28, 2011 04:25 PM (C4bBq)

300

Zombie Doughboy, c 1917 at June 28, 2011 09:20 PM (D+phB)

 

Well played.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2011 04:25 PM (/Q7v4)

301 Please. Wait for the 11th hour doughboy.

Posted by: Cherry π at June 28, 2011 04:26 PM (OhYCU)

302 or did the public realize that whiny "woe is me" metal sucks hard? 

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 28, 2011 09:15 PM (D+phB)

Well, pretty much.

Believe it or not, conservative. Finally, we got another one of the good guys.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 09:17 PM (Q7NHx)

Yes. http://tinyurl.com/35oysce

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Lewis at June 28, 2011 04:27 PM (3Ebpc)

303 We are out of Afghanistaaaaaan ! !

Posted by: Zombie standing in front of a broken teleprompter with Your quarter in my hand at June 28, 2011 04:27 PM (ZUWaD)

304 Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2011 09:25 PM (/Q7v4)

Thanks.  Every once in awhile, the hunk of poo you fling at the wall sticks.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at June 28, 2011 04:27 PM (D+phB)

305 Take the paaaaaiiiiin.

Posted by: SSGT. Barnes at June 28, 2011 04:28 PM (Jyt+i)

306 Thanks.  Every once in awhile, the hunk of poo you fling at the wall sticks.

Not enough fiber?

Posted by: Pooh flinging Eeyore at June 28, 2011 04:30 PM (SwkdU)

307

Posted by: SSGT. Barnes at June 28, 2011 09:28 PM (Jyt+i)

In that same veiiiiiiin...

My prediction?  Paiiiiiiiin!

Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 28, 2011 04:30 PM (c0A3e)

308 Goddamned Alkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnneeeesssss!

Posted by: Sophomore Chem Major at June 28, 2011 04:31 PM (D+phB)

309 Not enough fiber?

Posted by: Pooh flinging Eeyore at June 28, 2011 09:30 PM (SwkdU)

Fiber is for the weak.

Posted by: Obligatory fat German guy ruining the beach for everyone else at June 28, 2011 04:33 PM (D+phB)

310 To El Alameeeeeiin!!

Posted by: Zombie General Patton at June 28, 2011 04:33 PM (ZUWaD)

311 303 Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 09:21 PM (Q7NHx) I've heard that song...I'm stunned it's him.  It's an odd contrast, since later Staind was mostly him bitching about his life and problems.  Maybe he's accepted responsibility or something. Music is a business, no different from blogging or stage and screen. If there's demand... Kudos to Lewis for capitalizing with Staind.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at June 28, 2011 04:34 PM (Q7NHx)

312 Oh the Paaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn!

Posted by: Zombie dr. Smith or Obama voter, pick one. at June 28, 2011 04:36 PM (3GLzu)

313 Paper work is a Paaaaaaiinn!!

Posted by: Prezninent Ladies Tee Mc Slicey Shank refusing to fill in his score card at June 28, 2011 04:36 PM (ZUWaD)

314 269 I lived down the Laaaaaane!!

Posted by: That Little Girl at June 28, 2011 09:09 PM (ZUWaD)

 

How intriguing.  Have you ever dreamed of a movie career?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 28, 2011 04:36 PM (tSxym)

315 (wait to be adored, agaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!)

Posted by: Totus at June 28, 2011 04:37 PM (3GLzu)

316 Oh the Paaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn!

Posted by: Zombie dr. Smith or Obama voter, pick one. at June 28, 2011 09:36 PM (3GLzu)

I feel your paaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Posted by: Zombie Bill Clinton at June 28, 2011 04:38 PM (3Ebpc)

317 I just had the most ASTONISHING conversation with my niece - the one I've spent the last week touring pretty good colleges (Boston University, Boston College, Fordham, NYU) with. She's considered a VERY good student, with the Honor Society creds, etc. Goes to a private high school in Omaha, "Marian," run by the Jesuits. In Omaha, it is considered "prestigious." Somehow we got on the subject of books, and I mentioned 1984. She never heard of it. I was incredulous. Just besides myself. She NEVER heard of Big Brother. If she ever read a reference to Big Brother in a magazine or article or blog... she would not know what the hell was meant by it, aside from some stupid TV show supposedly running these days. She never heard of Anna Karenina. She never heard of Great Expectations. She DID read Fahrenheit 451, a passable but vastly overrated book by Bradbury. Shifting gears to history, she knew who Augustus Caesar was - because she took Latin. She NEVER heard of the First Roman Emperor, a seminal figure in Western civilization, before then. Her answer to all this is that it's a generational thing, and that I can't expect her to know all this when she's been too busy taking AP chemistry and AP physics and AP God-knows-what. I tried impressing on her that there is a difference between education and job training, that a "good" school should prep her to have an intelligent conversation on multiple topics one day, but it was like talking to a wall. You know, I've long regretted that I wasn't more singleminded in High School, that I didn't fixate on getting into a prestige college. Instead of doggedly grappling with physics or calculus, I read my old 13 volume encyclopedia my parents got from a grocery store one volume at a time. But I'll tell you what: Judging by my niece - I earned myself a better education leafing through those 13 volumes then she'll wind up getting from private high school, a prestigious college, and med school and combined. And that's pretty sad. Tragic, even. Our schools such nowadays. Astonishingly so. Answer me this: How can ANY college call itself "a good school" and "highly selective," if they accept a student that never even heard of 1984?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 28, 2011 04:38 PM (kUaEF)

318 I'm circling the draaaaaaiinn!!

Posted by: Zombie US Economy at June 28, 2011 04:39 PM (ZUWaD)

319 Oh, edit: Our schools SUCK nowadays.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 28, 2011 04:40 PM (kUaEF)

320 In all fairness CoolCzech you can't tell her who won American Idol in season 5.../

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 28, 2011 04:41 PM (ZUWaD)

321 @326: *SIGH* And so ends Western Civilization... not with a bang, but with a bunch of ignorant dopes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 28, 2011 04:42 PM (kUaEF)

322

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 28, 2011 09:38 PM (kUaEF)

This is exactly why I'm starting homeschooling this year.

Posted by: Polliwog at June 28, 2011 04:46 PM (oyFTF)

323 Bravo, Cool Czech. And, Amen.

Posted by: texette at June 28, 2011 04:47 PM (NPSC3)

324

Brrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnsssss?

Posted by: zombie Louis Armstrong at June 28, 2011 04:52 PM (tSxym)

325 Pick up the graaaaaaaaades... Or you'll be failing in traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaades... but you CAN swap Melville or Hawthorne, Orwell, or even the bard, For perpetual labor paaaaaaaaaains!

Posted by: Zombie, I blame the educational system at June 28, 2011 04:53 PM (3GLzu)

326 Jack LaLaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: zombie Joe Weider at June 28, 2011 04:54 PM (R4UAB)

327 Paliiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnns!

Posted by: Zombie lame stream media at June 28, 2011 04:57 PM (3GLzu)

328 no more Chow Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein!

Posted by: zombie General Tso at June 28, 2011 04:58 PM (R4UAB)

329 for headache paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

Posted by: zombie Head-On at June 28, 2011 05:00 PM (R4UAB)

330

Tonight I'm gonna go down in flaaaaaaaaaammmes!!!!

Just like Jesse Jaaaaaaaaammmmes!!!!

(I'm just so glad it's back ;-)

Posted by: Cheeeeeeeeeerrrrr at June 28, 2011 05:02 PM (tSxym)

331 I bought a new Toshiba laptop at the end of May from Best Buy. My hard drive crashed three weeks later. It is a very expensive paperweight.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 28, 2011 05:04 PM (ekWve)

332 Ready, Fire, Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmm!

Posted by: Zombie Upper Management at June 28, 2011 05:06 PM (L9W0l)

333 Oh, no! It's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: Zombie Batman at June 28, 2011 05:07 PM (L9W0l)

334 Ellllaaaaaaiinnnnnne!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Benjamin at June 28, 2011 05:09 PM (Y3n3D)

335 Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Zombie Norma Desmond at June 28, 2011 05:10 PM (L9W0l)

336 Don't touch the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!

Posted by: Zombie Sound Tech at June 28, 2011 05:12 PM (L9W0l)

337 64 year reeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggnn!

Posted by: Zombie Queen Victoria at June 28, 2011 05:14 PM (L9W0l)

338 I am shocked!

Posted by: Claude Raaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnns!!!! at June 28, 2011 05:17 PM (tSxym)

339 do you mean you lost them? I was just sitting down with McCauley A HALF HOUR AGO! Posted by: convert mts files at Judo you mean you lost them? I was just sitting down with McCauley A HALF HOUR AGO! Posted by: rip blu ray at Judo you mean you lost them? I was just sitting down with McCauley A HALF HOUR AGO! video to ipad converter Poat Ju

Posted by: chaeli at June 28, 2011 06:39 PM (Oir6w)

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