December 30, 2014

A Sensual Painting of Such Erotic Power as to Spark a Sexual Epilepsy in the Boner Lobe of the Brain
— Ace

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"Centaur," by Karracaz

And more tributes to Spock at Mental Floss, from all Hail Eris.

Open Thread.

Posted by: Ace at 02:22 PM | Comments (526)
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1 Oh My!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 02:24 PM (JSuOr)

2 Why oh God WHy?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 30, 2014 02:24 PM (scgac)

3 Better than Lena

Posted by: Shannow at December 30, 2014 02:24 PM (SuF6A)

4 Ace, you scare me sometimes.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 30, 2014 02:25 PM (CW6pW)

5 Always the centaur of attention.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 30, 2014 02:25 PM (fIv/H)

6 What in the holy f'n hell is that?

Posted by: cnation at December 30, 2014 02:25 PM (MsIBX)

7 Neigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 02:26 PM (ZqJDG)

8 LMAO!!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:26 PM (OsWis)

9 Jane D'oh's BIL?

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 02:26 PM (MMC8r)

10 If there is a line you crossed it.

Posted by: teh Wind at December 30, 2014 02:26 PM (frYU/)

11 I'm leaving now...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (S0A/C)

12 I'm crying here...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (OsWis)

13 More like the Vomit Lobe of the Gut-Brain.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (scgac)

14 That's one from Jane's link that I liked best. She was describing her BIL on Christmas.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (sj3Ax)

15 I'm not sure that this is an improvement over the Lena Dunham thread.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (sdi6R)

16 He should be carrying a crossbow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (ZqJDG)

17 Somehow not as gay as the Emo Spock one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (V70Ne)

18 Dammit to hell!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (FsuaD)

19 Geez, can't you at least hide that behind a link, or something?

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 02:27 PM (ThxKk)

20 The Kardashian should be in the image. Perhaps there are other pictures?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (JSuOr)

21 Posting pron by Lena's dad?   That's got to hurt.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (0FSuD)

22 Come Hither Spock isn't too bad...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (OsWis)

23 Now that's an act of love!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (5u/mf)

24 That's hot!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (fBxC6)

25 Illogical, captain.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (NeFrd)

26 I hear that deacons in Catholic parishes use these recent Ace posts to help them overcome their... urges, on the way to priesthood.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 02:28 PM (AVEe1)

27 4 Ace, you scare me sometimes.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (CW6pW)


Obviously, eating foot chicken will fuck up your mind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (0FSuD)

28 That makes my headmeat all hurty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (0HooB)

29 *looks around with shifty eyes for Eris*

I must say, Spock is better looking than my BIL in his Spock costume.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (FsuaD)

30 Jane, Not my fault. *points to Ace and All Hail Eris*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (OsWis)

31 What.......I say, what havewe done to deserve this????

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (DLu2s)

32 Two ponytails.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (fBxC6)

33 Wtf? It's december 30th not April 1st. Yikes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 02:29 PM (cAlVr)

34 foot chicken...lolol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (OsWis)

35 It's the topknot that makes it all come together

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (S0A/C)

36 I saw Boner Lobe play solo behind Shrugg's Hardware.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (16bOT)

37 **calls broker,, Buy up all the brain bleach you can!!! Now dammit!!! **

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (XHihg)

38 John Kerry hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (0HooB)

39 "Mount up!", squee'd Lena, her beef drapes rippling like a midget's tiny, klepto fingers.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (TySU4)

40
"If I were to watch Centaur porn.. but with the bottom of the screen blocked out with a piece of cardboard, would I find the human halves of the female actresses appealing?"

"Well.. maybe.. But you've got to remember that, at some point, there's gonna be a horse penis in there."

"Fair enough."




screen.yahoo.com/snl/centaur-job-interview-000000292.html

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (kdS6q)

41 Holy crap, I just saw that Dexter of Dexter's Laboratory died.  That's sad, she was really talented.  "Something something, Earnest Borgnine."

Posted by: Null at December 30, 2014 02:30 PM (xjpRj)

42 And he's hung like a horse.  I suppose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:31 PM (FsuaD)

43 Can you get this in Velvet?   I'll take two.

Posted by: MSM Reporter at December 30, 2014 02:31 PM (0FSuD)

44 What if we all decamped and ran back to the previous thread? Even Lena Dunham can't be much worse than this. At least we don't have to look at her.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 02:31 PM (ThxKk)

45 He didn't 'drop a piece of chicken on the floor'.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 30, 2014 02:32 PM (fBxC6)

46 Don't they know Vulcans have barbed penises? That'll put this kibosh on yer hung-like-a-horse Spock paraphilia.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 02:32 PM (K4YiS)

47 If You Were A Vulcan Centaur, My Love (Guaranteed Hugo Winner)

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 02:32 PM (MMC8r)

48 I will never be able to watch Star Trek in the same way ever again. Ever.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:32 PM (OsWis)

49 Mendoza is probably eager for Pon Farr

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (NeFrd)

50 I think I've found next year's Christmas gift for the BIL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (FsuaD)

51 44 What if we all decamped and ran back to the previous thread? Even Lena Dunham can't be much worse than this. At least we don't have to look at her.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:31 PM (ThxKk)


TREAD WINNER.  I second the motion, hearing to objection so moved.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (0FSuD)

52 All you commenters who hate that painting are just insufficiently Tolerant and Embracing Of the Wondrous Intersectional Diversity That Is Spock Porn. /sarc of course

Posted by: pst314 at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (T4dRn)

53 It's not complete until you add a Kirk Centaur fucking him in the ass.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (MMC8r)

54 The artwork seems to stirrup a lot of people's emotions.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (fIv/H)

55 The brown acid? Shirley there's an explanation for this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:33 PM (0HooB)

56 Man, wait til the rest of the horde shows up...lol

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:34 PM (OsWis)

57 Viewing the picture, his dangling participles must be huge.

Posted by: Igor at December 30, 2014 02:34 PM (5aohW)

58 Thats exactly what the college republican who raped me looked like.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 30, 2014 02:34 PM (5u/mf)

59 *narrows eyes* So, Eris is getting a Cement Mixer at the NoVaMoMe this coming June.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 02:34 PM (w+fJL)

60 Needs cowbell.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 02:35 PM (ZqJDG)

61 ZOMG, I spit beer all over my monitor.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 02:35 PM (nL0sw)

62 BC!! It all started innocently enough...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:35 PM (OsWis)

63 "Stop complaining Shatner! We flipped for it and I won. I get to be the front end!" /Nimoy

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 02:35 PM (NeFrd)

64 Photoshop a speedo in there...somewhere.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (oFCZn)

65 Not an rdbrewer painting, that's for sure. At least it's wearing "pants." *shivers*

Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (8MleN)

66 Now if that picture had Yoda/Spock astride with a lightsaber? That would be art.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (go5uR)

67 So, Eris is getting a Cement Mixer at the NoVaMoMe this coming June.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (w+fJL)



There's a Christmas story regarding my nerd BIL in a Spock costume in the thread below.  And later, a Speedo is involved.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (FsuaD)

68 64, scroll down to #9 on the link

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (OsWis)

69 WTF am I looking at?

Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (/vbEv)

70
Finally, a cover illustration for my Spock slash Willie Shoemaker novel.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (kdS6q)

71 62 BC!! It all started innocently enough... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (OsWis) This? This is a raping of innocence. I need another drink. ............................ Aaaaahhhhhhhh. That was good. Fuck. It's still horrible.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (w+fJL)

72 58 Thats exactly what the college republican who raped me looked like. Posted by: Lena Dunham Well I was gang raped by 3 centaurs, 5 orcs, and a balrog.

Posted by: Jackie at December 30, 2014 02:36 PM (V70Ne)

73 There's a Christmas story regarding my nerd BIL in a Spock costume in the thread below. And later, a Speedo is involved. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (FsuaD) Do you realize how much it would take for me to actually seek out such a story?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 02:37 PM (w+fJL)

74 TD Dawgs! Up 17-7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:37 PM (0HooB)

75 He has Two, count 'em Two pony tails.

Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 02:37 PM (FpfnX)

76 BRB- bunk

Posted by: MUMR at December 30, 2014 02:37 PM (NeFrd)

77 heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (FsuaD)

78 Up for a little horsing around, Mr Spock?

Posted by: Nurse Chapple at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (fBxC6)

79 Jane's BIL dressed up as Spock for Christmas. He was gifted a Speedo. And he wants to go zip-lining.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (OsWis)

80 69 WTF am I looking at? Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (/vbEv) At the risk of getting throat punched, how many times in your life have you uttered that phrase? Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (w+fJL)

81 76, haha

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (OsWis)

82 So now we know that Ewoks don't dream of electric sheep.

Posted by: flounder at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (FHh8u)

83 Confirmed: Secretariat and Martina Navratilova had a love child.

Posted by: Sportscaster in a Plaid Jacket at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (Ks4nX)

84 That's cheap and crass, nothing at all like my portrait of Captain Picard as a winged angel in a gimpsuit.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

85 That picture looks like something a freshman college girl would describe from her dream last night, which is why no one listens when they talk.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 02:39 PM (qyomX)

86 That Centaur also RAPED me!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 30, 2014 02:39 PM (AC0lD)

87 Jane's BIL dressed up as Spock for Christmas. He was gifted a Speedo. And he wants to go zip-lining. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (OsWis) As yet uncomfirmed: zip-lining in the Speedo.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 02:39 PM (nL0sw)

88 74 TD Dawgs! Up 17-7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:37 PM (0HooB)

It's cold as fuck in Charlotte.  I suspect the players don't give a shit, the fans?



Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:39 PM (0FSuD)

89 Balrog cock has gotta leave a mark.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 02:39 PM (AVEe1)

90

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

"That goes without saying."

"Voof!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 02:40 PM (kdS6q)

91 Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 30, 2014 02:40 PM (fIv/H)

92 Country Singer, Not yet.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:40 PM (OsWis)

93 Whoa! 

Posted by: John Kerry at December 30, 2014 02:40 PM (FHh8u)

94 Say, what does the back end of that Spock thing look like?

Posted by: "Unknown" from Lena Dunham's Book at December 30, 2014 02:41 PM (qyomX)

95 Looking at that painting - I dun ham bin rayped!

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 02:41 PM (hyXXA)

96 At least he get's to have the lower half a horse.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Mr Spock at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (fBxC6)

97 93, HA!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (OsWis)

98 Gahh. Here I am, minding my own business, happy, bourbon in hand, listening to Boccherini on the headphones - and then this.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (9tzvc)

99 89 Balrog cock has gotta leave a mark. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo My insides looked like an M-80 went off in a bucket of chorizo, but my friends said it was no big deal so I never reported it.

Posted by: Jackie at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (V70Ne)

100 Picked by UGA, first and goal from the 9.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (nL0sw)

101 When I moused over it and couldn't find the hot link, I knew it was a classy work of fine art.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (dVmLD)

102 "Put it all on the Four-Horse, Enterprising Vulcan FTW, please."

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (16bOT)

103 Alternate picture title: Filly Cheese Spread

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 02:42 PM (NeFrd)

104 This is all Jane D'oh's fault.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 02:43 PM (zt+N6)

105 Blucher!

Posted by: Igor at December 30, 2014 02:43 PM (fBxC6)

106   Neigh!

Posted by: Centaur Spock at December 30, 2014 02:44 PM (fBxC6)

107 I'll bet he's a centaurspreader too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 02:44 PM (oFCZn)

108 It's cold as fuck in Charlotte. I suspect the players don't give a shit, the fans? Players with no sleeves. Fans all look like the Michelin Men. Temp is 43 degrees with a lot of wind. Dawgs just got an int.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 02:44 PM (0HooB)

109 Is there some sort of minority benefit to be claimed, if you're related to that thing? Because if so, I totally am.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 30, 2014 02:44 PM (qyomX)

110 Go Dawgs!

Posted by: JDub BunkerintheBurbs wants a pony for Christmas at December 30, 2014 02:44 PM (X3xYu)

111 what the equus that ?

Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 02:45 PM (FpfnX)

112 107 I'll bet he's a centaurspreader too.


*wipes wine off monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:45 PM (FsuaD)

113 A reference to a 45 year old TV show? Television itself was only about 20 years old when that show was in its orginal run. Which is some excuse I guess. Some wag had already called TV a 'vast wasteland' by then. Disclosure: That image was not in the original show, young people. Sillier things were though.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 02:45 PM (pBsHH)

114 Entry made by second officer Spock

Posted by: berserker lurker at December 30, 2014 02:45 PM (HMiLd)

115 He's trying to mind-meld us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (FsuaD)

116 He's ghey, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (+1T7c)

117 At least his thighs don't look like bags of lumpy oatmeal. Improvement over Lena.

Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (3rrMW)

118 I bet they are banned from showing this to the terrorists at Gitmo.

Posted by: gm at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (/kBoL)

119 Full Speed ahead!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (9GG/0)

120 My eyes have been raped, since I did not give consent to Ace before he posted that. I think Ace hates us.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 30, 2014 02:46 PM (+XMAD)

121 My insides looked like an M-80 went off in a bucket of chorizo, but my friends said it was no big deal so I never reported it.

lol...I've never heard anything put quite like that before. Is there going to be a 2014 Best Of  tomorrow night?

Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (ahBY0)

122 Now Ace is just trolling us.

Posted by: Mindy at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (rcXlm)

123 Lena Dunham would ride that like Secretariat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (FsuaD)

124 I'd roofie that.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (FHh8u)

125 In an alternate timeline, Spock's pon farr is more popularly known simply as The Mounting.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (dVmLD)

126 I see nothing unusual in this picture.

Posted by: John Kerry at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (KFdZd)

127 At the risk of getting throat punched, how many times in your life have you uttered that phrase? Lol. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (w+fJL) Twice, once on my wedding night, and the other at the Momeet

Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 02:47 PM (/vbEv)

128 So this is what a Star Trek/Mr. Ed mashup would look like.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (sdi6R)

129 Players with no sleeves. Fans all look like the Michelin Men. Temp is 43 degrees with a lot of wind.

Dawgs just got an int.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (0HooB)


43?  39 real feel 33 with 10 MPH wind.  UGA is going to win this going away.   Don't mess up the field dammit, we have a playoff game Sat.



http://tinyurl.com/7e6wu5c

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

130 SPOCK!!!!! That guy can can make any outfit work...

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (KCxzN)

131 this makes my underballs itch.


that or the crabs,... not sure.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (LWu6U)

132 That's totally not rape.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (9GG/0)

133 113 A reference to a 45 year old TV show? It's ridiculously old. I was almost done with Wellesley then!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (qyomX)

134 I also see nothing wrong here.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (KFdZd)

135 Images of this type are generally hidden behind a link with a warning not to click it, aren't they?

Posted by: gm at December 30, 2014 02:48 PM (/kBoL)

136 That's unsettling.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (XzRw1)

137 First Officer on deck!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (fBxC6)

138 Twice, once on my wedding night, and the other at the Momeet Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (/vbEv) hahahahahahaahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (w+fJL)

139 Sick Puppies.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (vntmB)

140 should I click through? is it safe?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (KCxzN)

141 Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a vet, Jim!

Posted by: Bones at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (pBsHH)

142 And is it just me or is the upper arm length and lower arm length ratio just a tad off?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 02:49 PM (XHihg)

143 You just know erg has this hanging in his mom's basement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:50 PM (FsuaD)

144 Five legs good, two legs bad! IDIC, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 02:50 PM (KH1sk)

145 Amazing.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (Ks4nX)

146 Meh. Looks like a gelding.

Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (9BRsg)

147 "And is it just me or is the upper arm length and lower arm length ratio just a tad off?" -Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (XHihg) Indeed. Quite humerus.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (16bOT)

148 Ramming Speed!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (9GG/0)

149 I think we've finally managed to frighten MUMR off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (FsuaD)

150 the most un-settling thing is the belly button piercing...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (KCxzN)

151 It doesn't appear the curtains match the carpet. 

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (0FSuD)

152 135 Images of this type are generally hidden behind a link with a warning not to click it, aren't they? Posted by: gm at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (/kBoL) When Ace is feeling benevolent, yes. And when he's not, you may see an image like this come up when you click on some enticing link like "Jeb withdraws from race!"

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (qyomX)

153 That picture reminds me of this classic: http://tinyurl.com/ocur48t

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (NeFrd)

154 We're going to have to take your comment reading privileges away.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (DL2i+)

155 Year Of The Lie. I like that.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 02:51 PM (JdEZJ)

156 If people had hooves, would we call 12 inches a foot? Think about it.

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2014 02:52 PM (tBSrv)

157 Still beats the hell out of looking at Dunham...

Posted by: Foster Brooks at December 30, 2014 02:52 PM (LoIJo)

158 That's hot!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker


Thanks for the LOL

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:52 PM (DL2i+)

159 They laughed at me, said I was crazy.

Posted by: Dr Moreau at December 30, 2014 02:52 PM (fBxC6)

160 153 That picture reminds me of this classic:


http://tinyurl.com/ocur48t

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (NeFrd)



OMG!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (FsuaD)

161 This painting makes me think we owe the Furries an apology.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (MMC8r)

162 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqajBoOA8lo

Posted by: SarahW at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (Lbv/k)

163 149 I think we've finally managed to frighten MUMR off. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (FsuaD) *** Check #76

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (NeFrd)

164 I volunteer for the away team Captain.

Posted by: Redshirt at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (V8aMM)

165 does it like pancakes? afterwards a walk in the sunset

Posted by: ewok-em at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (nqBYe)

166 To be splayed before him with my moist thong in his teeth...

Posted by: Lena D at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (XzRw1)

167 146 Meh. Looks like a gelding.

Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (9BRsg)



And they left off my horse c0ck?

Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 02:53 PM (FHh8u)

168 Um, I need to see you in the medical quarters, Mr. Spock.

Posted by: Nurse Chapel at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (pBsHH)

169

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (NeFrd)


Now there is a gelding, a ball-less bitch for sure

Posted by: Killerdog at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (vntmB)

170 I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle....

Posted by: Intergalactic Gene Autry and F' An'thing at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (OXzvH)

171 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

Oh God. Don't give him any IDEAS!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (RZzX3)

172 "So this is what a Star Trek/Mr. Ed mashup would look like." I find it less alarming than I do the Secretary of State/Mr. Ed mashup.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (noWW6)

173 >>>And is it just me or is the upper arm length and lower arm length ratio just a tad off?<<<

And can someone explain why a human bellybutton is present, and what advantages human nipples serve on a centaur?

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (dVmLD)

174 i used to have a slight crush on spock. it's over now.

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (nqBYe)

175 Look out Tony Romo's back.  Stomping Suh got his suspension rescinded.

Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (zt+N6)

176 That is SO HOT.

Posted by: Kenneth Pinyan at December 30, 2014 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

177 >> If people had hooves, would we call 12 inches a foot? Think about it. Posted by: otho Might call it a pizzle.

Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 02:55 PM (3rrMW)

178 okaaay, the bellybutton thing just looks weird.

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 02:56 PM (nqBYe)

179 What frat does he belong to?

Posted by: Lena D at December 30, 2014 02:56 PM (XzRw1)

180 So, Eris is getting a Cement Mixer at the NoVaMoMe this coming June. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (w+fJL) ------- Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? No thank you, sir! Not averse to Kalamazoo Kickstart or Fort Ord Onager, though.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 02:56 PM (KH1sk)

181 175 Look out Tony Romo's back. Stomping Suh got his suspension rescinded. Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (zt+N6) Unbelievable. That second stomp was deliberate.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 02:56 PM (dFi94)

182 I feel...funny.

Posted by: Barry Sorta-hetero at December 30, 2014 02:56 PM (FcR7P)

183 Can we play with it?

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell[/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 02:57 PM (16bOT)

184 Stuff it!

Posted by: Ted Nugent at December 30, 2014 02:57 PM (XzRw1)

185 i just wanna know why? what did We doooo? we're sorry!

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 02:58 PM (nqBYe)

186 176 That is SO HOT.

Posted by: Kenneth Pinyan at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (MMC8r)


I was no where near Enumclaw in 2005.

Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 02:58 PM (FHh8u)

187 Unbelievable. That second stomp was deliberate. Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (dFi94) No doubt about it. He even lifted his right foot off the ground so his full weight would be on Rogers ankle.

Posted by: Nurse Chapel at December 30, 2014 02:58 PM (pBsHH)

188 They shoot centaurs don't they?  And I'm all out of snark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 02:59 PM (FsuaD)

189 Off nurse sock

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 02:59 PM (pBsHH)

190 There isn't actually a boner lobe. I know because I'm an expert in boners.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 30, 2014 02:59 PM (oFCZn)

191 177 >> If people had hooves, would we call 12 inches a foot? Think about it.
Posted by: otho


Shit, I convinced my wife that 12 CM was a foot.


Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 02:59 PM (0FSuD)

192 In fact, my life's dream was to open a shop called All About Boners, but I fell into this writing thing instead.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 30, 2014 02:59 PM (oFCZn)

193 Posted by: Nurse Chapel at December 30, 2014 07:58 PM (pBsHH) Yep. So much for "protecting the players".

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 03:00 PM (dFi94)

194 I'd like to get a piece of that!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 03:00 PM (9GG/0)

195 that's it , i'm hoofin it out of here while i still can.

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 03:01 PM (nqBYe)

196 In fact, my life's dream was to open a shop called All About Boners, but I fell into this writing thing instead. Posted by: Andrew Sullivan You can make a fine living writing about boners.

Posted by: George RR Martin at December 30, 2014 03:01 PM (V70Ne)

197 Transporter f'd up again?

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 03:01 PM (JdEZJ)

198 Now touch me my dear feel the surprise Give me your hand open your eyes Waiting for, who are you waiting for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvhHg7YUG34 ~Melissa Nah.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette swoons at December 30, 2014 03:02 PM (IXrOn)

199 She ran calling, "Wildfire!"  http://tinyurl.com/mgpht7z

Posted by: Michael Martin Murphy at December 30, 2014 03:02 PM (fBxC6)

200 Bring it horseman!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2014 03:02 PM (HRo7B)

201 Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor not a Veterinarian.

Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 03:03 PM (o/uPq)

202 Stomping Suh got his suspension rescinded. I hate the Dallas Cowboys but no team should have to face that level of vile unsportsmanship. Maybe when Tony Romo gets cleeted on the face a couple times they'll reconsider.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at December 30, 2014 03:04 PM (WUmfB)

203 Go Cards!!!! Someone has to root for them, too many Dawg fans about. The Hokies won there bowl game so I'm good. I'm not sure what is more disturbing? That painting or the description of it, courtesy of Ace.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 03:04 PM (20X6f)

204 Dammit Jim , I'm a doctor not a jockey .

Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 03:04 PM (o/uPq)

205 Needs the Horse Head guy running by in the background.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette goes back to watching Her at December 30, 2014 03:04 PM (IXrOn)

206 The long-lost fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, I see

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 03:05 PM (9GG/0)

207 which horseman of the apocalypse is this one?

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 03:05 PM (nqBYe)

208 damn it chemjeff

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

209 damn it chemjeff

Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

210 RE: Centaur Spock My mindthoughts are cascading into gutsick.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (1CroS)

211 The long-lost fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, I see

 

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 08:05 PM

 

 

War, Death, Famine, Pestilence and... Rape.

Posted by: otho at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (tBSrv)

212 Oh willow.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (JdEZJ)

213 Galaxy Quest-rian

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (NeFrd)

214 And I thought the Ceti Eels where bad . Signed Corithian Leather Kahn .

Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (o/uPq)

215 That fucker does *not* get a shirt.

Posted by: Paul Anka at December 30, 2014 03:06 PM (wr4LJ)

216 Transporter f'd up again? Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:01 PM golf clap Well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 03:07 PM (KCxzN)

217 Goin' now to Eden Neigh, brother

Posted by: Space Hippie Eris at December 30, 2014 03:07 PM (KH1sk)

218 Will Ice-T be reading the audio book of this painting ? Signed Yeoman Short Skirt .

Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 03:08 PM (o/uPq)

219 I'M A MAN, NOT A... oh, wait...

Posted by: A Vulcan Called 'Horse' at December 30, 2014 03:08 PM (fBxC6)

220 The only possible explanation for this post was someone who was recently exposed to a combination of chicken, bbq sauce, and carpet fibers.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at December 30, 2014 03:08 PM (WUmfB)

221 Sooper Mexican quotes Nick Searcy on how to raise a black child:
 
http://tinyurl.com/l5z6tqt
 
'Tis a good read.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 03:08 PM (ZqJDG)

222 Spockaur Minotock

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at December 30, 2014 03:08 PM (Aoayx)

223 If he was a bit more orange, he'd spark epilepsy in the Boehner lobe of the brain.

*hic*

Posted by: John "Oompa Loompa" Boehner at December 30, 2014 03:09 PM (qfd4W)

224 Like a screen door in a hurricane...

Posted by: Theabithcuit at December 30, 2014 03:09 PM (1CroS)

225 I do think it would be better with a bare-chested Shatner astride him. What?

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 03:10 PM (JdEZJ)

226 While Mayor Bill de Blasio was personally coaxing the citys police union presidents to meet with him, his top aides were on the phones with lawmakers urging them to blast PBA President Patrick Lynch and other officers for turning their backs on the mayor following the assassinations of two of New Yorks Finest, New York Post has learned. Weasel Zippers What a fuckin low life lying bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2014 03:10 PM (Zmw74)

227 220 The only possible explanation for this post was someone who was recently exposed to a combination of chicken, bbq sauce, and carpet fibers.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (WUmfB)


don't forget huffing paint cans

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 03:11 PM (9GG/0)

228 What am I really not looking at?

Posted by: Corona at December 30, 2014 03:11 PM (fh2Y7)

229 I said Mindmeld, you fucking ninnies!

Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at December 30, 2014 03:11 PM (dVmLD)

230 What a fuckin low life lying bastard That he is.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 03:12 PM (dFi94)

231 Jesus Christ, warn a guy before you toss stuff like that up.
At the minimum put that fvcker below the fold or something.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at December 30, 2014 03:12 PM (baiNQ)

232 so this is the graphic for the next SciFi original movie, right?

Spockasaur vs. Sharktopus

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 03:12 PM (9GG/0)

233 So.. .. the ONTs gonna be early then?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 03:12 PM (nEuHX)

234 My Friend Spocka Spock Beauty Spockratariat

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 03:12 PM (NeFrd)

235 225 I do think it would be better with a bare-chested Shatner astride him. I was thinking Putin.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 30, 2014 03:13 PM (+XMAD)

236 NOT FUNNY!!!!!

Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist at December 30, 2014 03:13 PM (jucos)

237 Have I got a job for that guy in Juarez.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:13 PM (pBsHH)

238 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: John "Reverse Centaur" Kerry at December 30, 2014 03:13 PM (qfd4W)

239 Giddyup!

Posted by: Pon Farr the Centaur at December 30, 2014 03:13 PM (OXzvH)

240 Oy. Just oy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:13 PM (RO8oH)

241 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM (NeFrd) Spockbiscuit?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:14 PM (pBsHH)

242 Mr. Spock, is that a dilithium crystal under your tail, or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Sulu at December 30, 2014 03:15 PM (Dwehj)

243 Spockbiscuit? *** That's funny. Try saying it out loud...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 03:15 PM (NeFrd)

244 Spockalgo.

Posted by: Viggo at December 30, 2014 03:16 PM (fBxC6)

245 Fox is reporting another attack on cops in Philly. Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. No officers were injured...perp is room temp.

Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 03:16 PM (ahBY0)

246 "That's funny. Try saying it out loud..." -Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:15 PM (NeFrd) I can't do it without the Sean Connery voice.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) ([b]T[/b]) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:17 PM (16bOT)

247 Spockbiscuit. Rolls right off the tongue.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:17 PM (pBsHH)

248 245 Fox is reporting another attack on cops in Philly. Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. No officers were injured...perp is room temp.
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0)




When oh when will black toddlers stop turning their lives around?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:17 PM (oKE6c)

249 Centaur of a Woman.

Posted by: Al Pacino at December 30, 2014 03:18 PM (fBxC6)

250 It's even creepier once you notice that it looks as if Spock is in the process of digesting a little person. Perhaps that's why he appears to have a bit of angst - he realizes he just ate Will Robinson.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 30, 2014 03:18 PM (+XMAD)

251 I wouldn't mind rolling my tongue around Spock's biscuit.

Posted by: sulu at December 30, 2014 03:19 PM (tBSrv)

252 "Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. " Why couldn't they just shoot out his TIRES???!!?!?

Posted by: Stew Pidlib at December 30, 2014 03:19 PM (pBsHH)

253 Home field advantage for Maryland tonight. The weather is exactly like a cold, clear, windy winter day back East. I keep expecting to see cornfields. Very unusual.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2014 03:19 PM (FcR7P)

254 Still not the worst thing I've seen in 25 years on the Internet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 30, 2014 03:20 PM (m9V0o)

255 Spockratariat Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM Excellent

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 03:20 PM (KCxzN)

256 225 I do think it would be better with a bare-chested Shatner astride him. What? Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:10 PM (JdEZJ) ------------ I've been to a few Trek conventions in my day (don't judge!) and there was usually a booth set up with a couple nice ladies peddling their K/S slash fiction. Yes, you know what I'm talking about, and no, I did not buy any. But this is like the next step -- Kirk/Spock/Furry fanfic. I would totes buy this if it was on black velvet.

Posted by: Space Hippie Eris at December 30, 2014 03:20 PM (KH1sk)

257 Mr. Spock, just neigh twice for a reach-around.

Posted by: Sulu at December 30, 2014 03:20 PM (Dwehj)

258 The cops need to infiltrate my USB port and make that Spock image room temp.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 30, 2014 03:20 PM (Moh0M)

259 The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the ... the ... Oh! I'm prospering!

Posted by: angler at December 30, 2014 03:21 PM (+zZOH)

260 That is one HELL of a sexy Centaur

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 30, 2014 03:21 PM (jucos)

261 .....his top aides were on the phones with lawmakers urging them to blast PBA President Patrick Lynch and other officers for turning their backs on the mayor following the assassinations of two of New Yorks Finest, New York Post has learned. Posted by: Nevergiveup Union President Lynch (and probably lifelong Democrat), meet avowed Leftist power monger, Soviet Bill. New York City is the big loser, but this will be humerous watching who the Media sides with. Soviet Bill has already blamed them for part of the problem ....for reporting something close to the truth.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (+1T7c)

262 "Still not the worst thing I've seen in 25 years on the Internet." The half-horse, the goatse, yeah, no comparison.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (pBsHH)

263 I wouldn't mind seeing that Spock in the officers' showers

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (9GG/0)

264 Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0) Shit, I hope all the cops are OK. I've got a buddy that's a Philly cop.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (nL0sw)

265 Bareback mountin'

Posted by: Jake Gyllenhaal at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (NeFrd)

266 Can you do another one with Captain Kirk as a unicorn?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (btTLZ)

267 Live long and Rape

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (3jmxp)

268 Behold the power of Wrong.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 03:22 PM (MQEz6)

269 HE WAS JUST DRIVING TO CHURCH! ******** So Philly Apologists

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 30, 2014 03:23 PM (jucos)

270 This is what happens to you for masturbating to reruns of 'Fury.'

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (MMC8r)

271 Kirk: "Are you hostile?" Spock: "Hoss style, deer style, moose style, you name it!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (NeFrd)

272 When oh when will black toddlers stop turning their lives around? Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:17 PM (oKE6c) According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy.

Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (9vrWU)

273 Has NBC canceled Star Trek?

Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (Dwehj)

274 Well, I'm guessing my buddy is better than OK. Just checked his FB page. That fucker is in Jamaica on vacation.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (nL0sw)

275 Hi, Spock. Carrot? Easy there, big fella.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (MQEz6)

276 Half Spock, half John Kerry.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (oKE6c)

277 All right, time for me to stop beating a dead... ...well... ...a dead horse.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 03:24 PM (NeFrd)

278 Shit, I hope all the cops are OK. I've got a buddy that's a Philly cop.

They said it was in Upper Darby and all the officers are ok. Here we go again.

Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 03:25 PM (ahBY0)

279 It would have been better with John Kerry's face.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 30, 2014 03:25 PM (3jmxp)

280 See the old condom hanging on his ear?

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 03:25 PM (MQEz6)

281 I wouldn't mind feeding Spock my carrot.

Posted by: sulu at December 30, 2014 03:25 PM (tBSrv)

282 Fox is reporting another attack on cops in Philly. Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. No officers were injured...perp is room temp. Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0) When oh when will black toddlers stop turning their lives around? Dead perp is 52 year old white male. Local crime story. Move along.

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 03:25 PM (QbIZx)

283 According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy.

Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (9vrWU)


So, per MSM, no story, amirite?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:25 PM (oKE6c)

284 Hmm, send this fellow over to my castle.

Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great at December 30, 2014 03:26 PM (0FSuD)

285 These genius protesters still haven't digested the simple fact that almost all these events they're protesting began WHEN IDIOTS INITIATED VIOLENCE AGAINST A COP.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 03:26 PM (MMC8r)

286 Where are the lungs on that creature?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 30, 2014 03:26 PM (R+h7Q)

287 So, per MSM, no story, amirite? Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (oKE6c) Sounds about right.

Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 03:27 PM (9vrWU)

288 According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy. MSM desperately hopes for cops to all be approved minorities so NARRATIVE.

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 03:27 PM (MMC8r)

289 285 These genius protesters still haven't digested the simple fact that almost all these events they're protesting began WHEN IDIOTS INITIATED VIOLENCE AGAINST A COP.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:26 PM (MMC8r)



Oh, they know that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:28 PM (oKE6c)

290 Did you notice how the "news" made sure to repeatedly mention NYC's crime rate is lowest ever? If you belive that conclusion includes recent data youre a dummy. We wont know Kaiser Wilhelm's crime record for a while.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at December 30, 2014 03:28 PM (Aoayx)

291 How does he scratch his balls?

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

292 It behooves me to note that the vulcan nerve pinch would be a bitch, h8terz.

Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 03:29 PM (FHh8u)

293 291 How does he scratch his balls? Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (MMC8r) Very carefully

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 03:29 PM (4OZqu)

294 2014 is now at end, Captain.

Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 03:29 PM (MQEz6)

295 "behooves?" Really?

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:29 PM (oKE6c)

296 According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy. Obviously a Tea Partier, even if he was wearing a Che tshirt.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 03:30 PM (nL0sw)

297 I thought all cars in NYC were bumper to bumper 24/7. How could he get any speed up?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:31 PM (pBsHH)

298 Probably on old Tea Party hipster.

Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 03:32 PM (9vrWU)

299 Obviously a Tea Partier, even if he was wearing a Che tshirt.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 08:30 PM (nL0sw)



Yep. He could be wearing a Che t-shirt, clutching a copy of Das Kapital autographed by the author, and singing "The Internationale," and the MSM would report him as being of indeterminate political persuasion, but suspected of being a Tea Partier.

Posted by: Jay Guevara[/i][/b][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:32 PM (oKE6c)

300 297 I thought all cars in NYC were bumper to bumper 24/7. How could he get any speed up? Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:31 PM (pBsHH) I think it was in Philly

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 03:32 PM (4OZqu)

301 This is a very strange place during the daytime. *relurks until ONT*

Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 30, 2014 03:33 PM (e+1S5)

302 ...a dead horse. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (NeFrd) Knew a guy who used to say: "When your horse is dead.....get off."

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:33 PM (pBsHH)

303
by DeviantArt user Karracaz

Tres suprise.

And, for out next tribute:

www.deviantart.com/art/Spocktopus-189387026

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 03:33 PM (kdS6q)

304 NY Slime has a story on who died in 2014.  I am pretty well read, I didn't know a third of them.


Very strange list.



Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:33 PM (0FSuD)

305 I think it was in Philly Posted by: MikeH Oh, dat's right.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:34 PM (pBsHH)

306 Leftist Logic: "Michael Brown attacked a cop and got killed! Antonio Martin attacked a cop and got killed! Trayvon Martin attacked a wannabe cop and got killed! I'm so mad about that I'M GOING TO ATTACK A COP!!!!"

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 03:34 PM (MMC8r)

307 Philly guy was a nut wanted by FBI.



http://tinyurl.com/nmjyyt7

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:35 PM (0FSuD)

308 Can we get a Worf as Pan?

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 03:35 PM (JdEZJ)

309 I clicked on my handy-dandy "AoSHQ" link, right up there on my toolbar, for some much-needed news and information. Then I saw that. Screw you, Ace. Dammit, man.

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:36 PM (1AgbC)

310 remember when the Enterprise's CHRONOMETERS were going BACKWARDS...BOY?

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 03:36 PM (Aoayx)

311 291 How does he scratch his balls? Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (MMC8r) Camel toe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:37 PM (cAlVr)

312 "This is a very strange place during the daytime." Daywalkers, Nightwalkers. Only the badasses ride with both.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:37 PM (pBsHH)

313 Someone has a Mr. Spock fixation.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 30, 2014 03:37 PM (COIkl)

314 CANNOT UN-SEE!!!! Ace = Snow Crash.

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (1AgbC)

315 How does he scratch his balls? Posted by: --- Fence post, duh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (wr4LJ)

316 Is he a Harry Mudder?

Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (MMC8r)

317 It's the "foot" chicken.  Obviously ace had some bad fungus/acid on his foot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (0FSuD)

318 Nope...I will have a major fit of the giggles every time I watch Star Trek. And no one but the horde will know why. Thanks y'all!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 03:38 PM (OsWis)

319 Does Amazon have retinas?

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:39 PM (1AgbC)

320 nooooo...not the foot chicken again... poor Ace.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 03:39 PM (OsWis)

321 This must be a natural selection thing going on here with these dumb fucks going after cops. Might be a good thing to get them out of the breeding herd.

Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 03:39 PM (ahBY0)

322 How does he scratch his balls? "Mr. Sulu to the bridge..."

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2014 03:40 PM (FcR7P)

323 312 "This is a very strange place during the daytime." Daywalkers, Nightwalkers. Only the badasses ride with both. Posted by: Meremortal at Decembe That's Mr. Bad Ass to you. :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:40 PM (cAlVr)

324 295 "behooves?" Really?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:29 PM (oKE6c)


I missed the memo that we were above cheap puns here.  Excuse me whilst I go don my formal underwear.

Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 03:40 PM (FHh8u)

325 remember THE BLACK CAT in Gary Seven's OFFICE?

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 03:40 PM (Aoayx)

326 If this was meant to distract us from the coming of the Burning Times, it isn't working.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 03:41 PM (7X4hH)

327 I've been through the desert on a Spock with no name.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 03:41 PM (LImiJ)

328 I can't wait to see a pic of Jane's BIL zip-lining as Spock in a Speedo.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 03:41 PM (OsWis)

329 0000111100000111111000000000000000111101010 0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:42 PM (1AgbC)

330 I take it the penis is also a horse's?

Oh My!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 03:42 PM (3a584)

331 Damn. The Philly perp's youtube vids are...out there.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 03:42 PM (nL0sw)

332 327 I've been through the desert on a Spock with no name. Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 A horse is a horse of course......famous Mr. Spock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:43 PM (cAlVr)

333 *twitch* 0000111100000111111000000000000000111101010 0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:43 PM (1AgbC)

334 0000111100000111111000000000000000111101010 0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001 Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:42 PM (1AgbC) 09afcd 23bef

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 03:44 PM (4OZqu)

335 She ran calling Spockfire.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 03:44 PM (LImiJ)

336 I don't understand a bit of what you are saying taqiy.

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 03:44 PM (JdEZJ)

337 Funny how NY Slime will run a story about a gun accident in ID, but won't run a story about a Black abortionist that killed 10.



Narrative baby.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:45 PM (0FSuD)

338 And here I thought that I read the last Navajo Codeyalker from WWII had died earlier this year.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:45 PM (RO8oH)

339 HERBERT

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 30, 2014 03:45 PM (Cq0oW)

340 That's Mr. Bad Ass to you. :-) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:40 PM (cAlVr) *Ahem*

Posted by: Ette Stompy Boot Patrol at December 30, 2014 03:45 PM (pBsHH)

341 307 Philly guy was a nut wanted by FBI. http://tinyurl.com/nmjyyt7 Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:35 PM (0FSuD) OK, the guy was a stark-raving looney. He thought he was singer Sara Bareilles' soulmate or something.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 03:45 PM (sdi6R)

342 Your FORTRAN punch cards are being returned.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:46 PM (0FSuD)

343 "337 Funny how NY Slime will run a story about a gun accident in ID, but won't run a story about a Black abortionist that killed 10." Narrative, my dear.

Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 03:46 PM (wDCpR)

344 Misanthropic Humanitarian, Happy New Year!

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 03:46 PM (sj3Ax)

345 freaked. You are not alone, and are in good company.

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:47 PM (1AgbC)

346 This really feels like an ONT, doesn't it? We must be in one of those temporal anomalies.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 03:47 PM (KH1sk)

347 Funny how NY Slime will run a story about a gun accident in ID, but won't run a story about a Black abortionist that killed 10." Only 10? Amateur.

Posted by: Warren Hern at December 30, 2014 03:48 PM (pBsHH)

348 Hi Carol. Happy new Year wishes to you Get the credit card issue resolved?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:48 PM (cAlVr)

349 This really feels like an ONT, doesn't it? We must be in one of those temporal anomalies. PANTS CHECK!

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 03:48 PM (7X4hH)

350 This really feels like an ONT, doesn't it? We must be in one of those temporal anomalies. PANTS CHECK!

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 03:48 PM (7X4hH)

351 A Spock! A Spock! My kingdom for a Spock!

Posted by: Richard III at December 30, 2014 03:48 PM (qfd4W)

352 ?0000111100000111111000000000000000111101010 0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:49 PM (1AgbC)

353 Giddyup.

Posted by: Horse Whisperer at December 30, 2014 03:49 PM (fBxC6)

354 PANTS CHECK! Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 08:48 PM (7X4hH) Not on

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:49 PM (cAlVr)

355 -Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:49 PM (1AgbC) Yeah, yeah. We get it.

Posted by: SkyNet [/i][/b][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:50 PM (16bOT)

356 PANTS CHECK! - OK, manspread 'em, everybody.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 03:50 PM (LImiJ)

357 Ace plays golf with three best friends, one Bobby Titcomb.  Hooker provider.



http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:50 PM (0FSuD)

358 temporal anomalies

Yeah well I'd rather have a temporal anomaly than amorality in Tempe.
Or, A tympani in Menominee.
 

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 03:51 PM (xq1UY)

359 That's actually not the worst picture of Spock in that collection.

That "come hither" Spock painting could gag a maggot.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2014 03:51 PM (DVjiu)

360 Nekkid centaur Spock, Ace. I didn't need that. Wasn't Kaboom! enough? Where's the men in black with the goddamn flashy thing?

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:51 PM (1AgbC)

361

 

heheheh eheheh... "titcomb"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at December 30, 2014 03:52 PM (tBSrv)

362 http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:50 PM (0FSuD Obama hangs around with white trash? Color me shocked.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:52 PM (cAlVr)

363 Get a life, get a haircut, get laid, you pathetic losers. It's a fucking TV show. *looks at Ferrari in the garage* Spock is the most profound and interesting pop culture character EVER CREATED.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (8v9fw)

364 * sitar * I see my red shirt and I want it painted Spock No shirts anymore I want them to turn Spock I see the girls walk by impressed by the NCO's I have to turn my head until my dorkness goes I feel the Pon Farr and it's all painted Spock Gone to Omicron Ceti III, never to come back I see people turn their phasers and quickly beams away Like a new born Gorn, it just happens every day

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (wr4LJ)

365 352: I now want to listen to RUSH-Grace Under Pressure. I'll have to wait till I get home.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (20X6f)

366 I'm looking for an ergonomically designed screwdriver for daily use that generates the least amount of fatigue. Many rave reviews online praise Wera's double fustrum handle, but I wonder if other designs have their own strengths at more affordable prices. Does anyone have experience with SK's CushionGrip line?

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (FGEvF)

367 Carol, you gave me a good laugh today. Seemed to be concerned about dirty sheets when the girl was hosing half the campus. Intentional or not, I don't know. Anyway Happy New Year.

Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (9vrWU)

368 PANTS CHECK! --- Pants...off! And the ONT is on!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (KH1sk)

369 If you really wanna see some strange Spock stuff, look up Leonard Nimoy Fat Woman Photography... no joke

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 03:53 PM (Aoayx)

370 Pray for an early ONT... or merciful SMOD. 'Cause I'm thinking this is top o' the page until the ONT rolls in.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) [/i][/u][/s] at December 30, 2014 03:54 PM (RO8oH)

371 No, I will not have one until January 10. I'm pissed because man yesterday called after 8 to question me about Kohl's & I told him it's the only one I use. He made a note to call me back after 9 when CS was open, told woman to expedite it & she was supposed to. Today I had different one & it wasn't expedited, she tried to override yesterdays request to expedite it & it wouldn't let her. Supervisor of CS is getting call tomorrow. I have cable put on that card, along with cell, etc.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 03:55 PM (sj3Ax)

372 You know in some respects I appreciate Obama not throwing Titcomb under the bus just because he likes hooks.



My guess is Titcoomb and Barry smoked a lot of dope together and Barry still trusts him to get "good hooks"?   That and he probably is Reggie's stand in?



One has to wonder what the SS thinks about a president out with a arrested fucking low rent scum bag.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:55 PM (0FSuD)

373 Ferrari? Pfft.
When Nimoy was playing Spock, he was famous for his boat-tail Riv.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 03:56 PM (xq1UY)

374 One has to wonder what the SS thinks about a president out with a arrested fucking low rent scum bag. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:55 PM (0FSuD) SS probably got babes from the titmouse

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 03:56 PM (cAlVr)

375 SS doesn't want to make Barry a martyr. They're smart like that.

Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 03:56 PM (1AgbC)

376 DRUDGE: Arrests plummet 66% with NYPD in virtual work stoppage... Who saw THAT coming?

Posted by: Warren Hern at December 30, 2014 03:56 PM (pBsHH)

377 If you really wanna see some strange Spock stuff, look up Leonard Nimoy Fat Woman Photography... yeah, I'm not going to be looking that up

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 03:56 PM (KCxzN)

378 Oh, Ace, that title is pure poetry. Pure. Poetry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 03:57 PM (0HooB)

379 TD Dawgs up 27-7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 03:57 PM (0HooB)

380 "One has to wonder what the SS thinks about a president out with a arrested fucking low rent scum bag." Sharpton plays golf?

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 03:58 PM (pBsHH)

381 SS probably got babes from the titmouse

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (cAlVr)


I suspect the SS has better hooks that titcomb.  Federal employees don't talk much.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 03:59 PM (0FSuD)

382 Alton, would you tell us if you did? Heh. It's all good, broseph.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 03:59 PM (Aoayx)

383 Here you go. Half-horse is one thing; half 455 with two 4bbl, something else.
http://tinyurl.com/oe62fkl

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 04:00 PM (xq1UY)

384 I just put FNC & it looks like 2 hour ad for Bill O Killing Lincoln. I found Charlie Brown New Year Special on ABC series on demand, free.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 04:01 PM (sj3Ax)

385 on CHiPs tonight was a sweet SHELBY convertible Black with white top.

Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 04:01 PM (Aoayx)

386 When Nimoy was playing Spock, he was famous for his boat-tail Riv. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM one of mostest favorite cars ever...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:01 PM (KCxzN)

387 for the record as both a Trekkie and a horse-fancier, i want it to be known i am HORRIFIED. Hail Eris, you are a bastard. there is not enough brain bleach in the world to get rid of that...

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 04:03 PM (f858s)

388 Environazis conflicted. Drudge says carbon dioxide makes the rainforest prosper.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 04:03 PM (LImiJ)

389 what the fuck???  I slack off a little and this . . . THIS . . . is where the place goes?  madre de dios!

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2014 04:04 PM (6uib1)

390 386 When Nimoy was playing Spock, he was famous for his boat-tail Riv. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM one of mostest favorite cars ever... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:01 PM (KCxzN) "I was conceived in the Riviera. Not the French Riviera, the Detroit variety"

Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 04:04 PM (4OZqu)

391 TD Louisville!

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 04:04 PM (20X6f)

392 No one is angrier than I about that painting.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2014 04:04 PM (l3vZN)

393 one of mostest favorite cars ever...

mine, too!

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2014 04:05 PM (6uib1)

394 Is that his real hair or is that a weave?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2014 04:05 PM (btTLZ)

395 dafuq, Ace. i keel u nao!!!

Posted by: fluke_boy at December 30, 2014 04:06 PM (jqe5A)

396 Peaches! Help! Everything's turnin ghey!

Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 04:06 PM (JdEZJ)

397 the Leonard Nimoy Boner Killer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Posted by: weew at December 30, 2014 04:06 PM (0tmLY)

398 388 Environazis conflicted. Drudge says carbon dioxide makes the rainforest prosper. Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 09:03 PM (LImiJ) Plants like CO2? News to me.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 30, 2014 04:06 PM (sdi6R)

399 Look, it could've been worse. Ace could've posted that pic of Lena Dunham that kbdabear linked to in the last thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2014 04:06 PM (DVjiu)

400 The needs of the minitaur outweigh the needs of the few or Teh One.. Bend over Barack!

Posted by: The Federation at December 30, 2014 04:06 PM (Xr5AC)

401 BTW its so fucking cold in my little corner of the californian desert that i went and fed all the old horses a their nightly Mash with hot water so that their dinner would be warm in their tummies, because the wind is Fierce and the night is freaking FREEZING. I brought all the feral kittens in and they are sleeping in my art studio, snuggled on the daybed in a pile of comforters. So i have done what i could for G-ds dumb beasts, so WHY was i punished with THIS vision of creepy hell? I repeat, All Hail Eris, you are a freaky bastard. and coming from ME thats saying something.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 04:07 PM (f858s)

402 I get the sarcasm, but I just don't get the satyr around here.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 04:07 PM (Dhdnu)

403 Look, it could've been worse. Ace could've posted that pic of Lena Dunham that kbdabear linked to in the last thread. Um, yeah. To quote Calvin of Hobbes: "Life's never so bad that it can't get worse."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:08 PM (0HooB)

404 Alton, would you tell us if you did? Heh. It's all good, broseph. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 08:59 PM yeah, if the "humor" value was high enough & I'm pretty good @ letting the self-deprecating humor out

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:08 PM (KCxzN)

405 @397, yeah, but the chicks in the video were hot in a Banana Splits kind of way, and you know Nimoy pon farr'd all of 'em.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 04:09 PM (Dhdnu)

406 That's just WRONG

Posted by: small town girl at December 30, 2014 04:10 PM (yX09K)

407 I pon farred once It was awesome

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at December 30, 2014 04:11 PM (KCxzN)

408 I like rdbrewers art pictures a little better.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 30, 2014 04:11 PM (UvR6d)

409 OMG PEACHES!!!!! i have to send you pictures of the new little cuties!!! two of the new kittens are pretty tame, and one is in the house and housetrained but just is not keen on being held or really even touched more than a light BOOP! on the nose.  But they one and all love their new digs in my art studio.

Asthma cat is hanging in there, and happily snuggled in my Tiny House. Shes got a proper bed with down comforters, a lay-z-boy, and a heater, so shes feeling pretty damn pleased with her circumstances too. Shes still taking 3 ml of prednisone every other day tho...

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 04:11 PM (f858s)

410 Please, I beg all, I never want to hear about Lena Dunham ever. She's an attention seeking ?? (Use your imagination)

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 04:12 PM (sj3Ax)

411 Hey, Gush!!  Just stupid cold hereabouts the last week or so.  Now it's raining, hard.  I am sick to my stomach worrying that my bedroom will be flooded (again).  Glad your kittehs are doing well!  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2014 04:13 PM (6uib1)

412 Lena's dad would have painted in a dick.  Just saying.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 04:14 PM (0FSuD)

413 I repeat, All Hail Eris, you are a freaky bastard. and coming from ME thats saying something. Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 09:07 PM (f858s) ------ Gushka, I'm so freaky I wear women's underthings!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 04:15 PM (KH1sk)

414 "boner"


apparently that word does not mean what you think it means

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at December 30, 2014 04:15 PM (8CdUx)

415 eek

Posted by: A Titmouse at December 30, 2014 04:16 PM (Dwehj)

416 They used stuff like this at Guantanamo. And got in a lotta trouble.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 04:16 PM (EDYaR)

417 Pon Far is in the air.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 04:16 PM (lPIUL)

418 We are going to be a leader again!  92% of those signing up for Obamacare in NC are getting a subsidy!




Yeah, NC way to go!    http://tinyurl.com/lfkaroh

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 04:17 PM (0FSuD)

419 397 the Leonard Nimoy Boner Killer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU Posted by: weew at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (0tmLY) The wrong is strong in this thread.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 04:17 PM (sdi6R)

420 "STUDY: Carbon dioxide emissions help rainforests grow faster..." Fantastic. Now when the global warmists start in on me I can ask, "Why do you hate the rainforests???"

Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 04:18 PM (pBsHH)

421 Gushka, I'm so freaky I wear women's underthings! Hey, it's still the Holidays, so here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn6HI5JQBhQ

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:19 PM (0HooB)

422 Carbon dioxide emissions help rainforests grow faster...

Whew.

Posted by: A Brazilian Titmouse at December 30, 2014 04:20 PM (Dwehj)

423 Why is it that I envision tonight's ONT being the "Pon Far" Edition? I can't wait...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:21 PM (KCxzN)

424 He could be wearing a Che t-shirt, clutching a copy of Das Kapital autographed by the author, and singing "The Internationale," and the MSM would report him as being of indeterminate political persuasion, but suspected of being a Tea Partier. A Zerohedge commenter, perhaps. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 04:22 PM (AVEe1)

425
HorseSpock, Spatchcock, what's the difference at this point?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 04:23 PM (Qs8ZN)

426 Anyone else have serious questions about Obama's golf buddies, whom he invites to state dinners?  None seem to have serious jobs?


Titcomb listed his job as fisherman?



http://tinyurl.com/nk2zoa5

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 04:24 PM (0FSuD)

427 423 Why is it that I envision tonight's ONT being the "Pon Far" Edition? I can't wait... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:21 PM (KCxzN) ----- Pon Farr is NOT consent!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 04:24 PM (KH1sk)

428 425
HorseSpock, Spatchcock, what's the difference at this point?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 09:23 PM (Qs8ZN)


One you can do with your gamecock.

Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 04:26 PM (FHh8u)

429 Pon Farr is NOT consent! Apparently neither is moaning, screaming or beseeching a Higher Power in the throes of passion. #Regretisnotrape

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:27 PM (0HooB)

430 424 He could be wearing a Che t-shirt, clutching a copy of Das Kapital autographed by the author, and singing "The Internationale," and the MSM would report him as being of indeterminate political persuasion, but suspected of being a Tea Partier. A Zerohedge commenter, perhaps. . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 09:22 PM (AVEe1) Nah, doesn't sound like it was anything political. Just your run-of-the-mill lunatic. See the video in #307.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 04:27 PM (sdi6R)

431 A Klein screwdriver, and I assume Wiha would too, feels a definite improvement over the plain-jane Craftsman yet its barrel's still small for my hands. My interest in the thicker SK was sparked by an enjoyable Craftsman Professional model I keep in the tool box. Some ergonomic studies noting maximum torque and subjective comfort recommend round or hexagonal cross-sectional shapes over ones more square, like old Snap-on handles. They seem focused mainly on surface area and pressure points. A few notes on finger alignment only support Wera, with little mention of other handles.

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 04:27 PM (FGEvF)

432 Swenjin Spocksuckah /Wu

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 04:27 PM (NeFrd)

433 I don't suppose there is a Kahn Noonien Singh tribute? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 04:27 PM (lPIUL)

434 Pon Farr is NOT consent! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 09:24 PM Let these games begin!!! Along with the negotiations & the begging...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:27 PM (KCxzN)

435 Geez, these QBs suck.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 04:29 PM (20X6f)

436 Pon Farrt Rape.

Posted by: Mrs. Spocktaur, who cooked beans for dinner at December 30, 2014 04:30 PM (qfd4W)

437 If Georgia is smart, they'll just run every play.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 04:31 PM (20X6f)

438 The tribute to Spock-centaur is a fake but accurate representation of both white privileged and Lutheran rape culture.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 30, 2014 04:32 PM (Moh0M)

439 403 To quote Calvin of Hobbes: "Life's never so bad that it can't get worse." In many ways, this is the story of life under Obama's Presidency.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 04:33 PM (qyomX)

440 Titcomb listed his job as fisherman?



http://tinyurl.com/nk2zoa5

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 09:24 PM (0FSuD)



He ought to offer his services to Lena Dunham as her "agent".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2014 04:34 PM (mtmZ0)

441 Swenjin Spocksuckah

-----------------------------

Sucks Spock by choice?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2014 04:34 PM (KFdZd)

442 Who ordered Eye Bleach STAT? http://tinyurl.com/ocgmym5

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 30, 2014 04:34 PM (u82oZ)

443 Spock-e-stan

Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 04:35 PM (FpfnX)

444 Stupid question.


What is "pon farr?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 04:36 PM (POynn)

445 Stonn is not the logical choice anymore. Logic tells me that Stonn does not have massive horse loins. But Spock, darling, why are you giving McCoy that look?

Posted by: T'Pring at December 30, 2014 04:36 PM (qyomX)

446 444 What is "pon farr?" Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM (POynn) Nerd Card Status: Cancelled.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 04:37 PM (qyomX)

447 Great. The dirtiest player in the NFL, Ndamukong Suh, gets his suspension overturned and has to pay a $70K fine instead. I'da suspended him for the rest of the season without pay. What a prick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:37 PM (0HooB)

448 I don't know why, but it might be from wasting time om spare Windows 7 laptop computer so my older brother can use it until his computer, but it's Verizon modem problem, that back of my head hurts. It's same neck muscle group as permanent muscle spasm. I'm putting iPad away for today. Have a good ONT!

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 04:37 PM (sj3Ax)

449 Denver Broncos male cheerleading squad? Needs more elbows and less hindquarters.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 04:38 PM (Dhdnu)

450 What is "pon farr?" Vulcan male puberty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:38 PM (0HooB)

451 Buck the urge to mount this cheerleader. I hope to stirrup some tool talk.

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 04:38 PM (FGEvF)

452 'Night Carol.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:39 PM (0HooB)

453 What is "pon farr?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM (POynn)



I had a ponn' farr' once. Got really drunk on beer, ate some pickled eggs, and fell off my lily pad, and let one rip.

Posted by: Drunken kermit, reminiscing at December 30, 2014 04:40 PM (mtmZ0)

454 Buck the urge to mount this cheerleader. I hope to stirrup some tool talk. We will have to rein these puns in as soon as I get some shoes on hoss.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 04:41 PM (cGoQr)

455 "Nerd Card Status: Cancelled."

Oh, sorry, not a Trekkie. 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 04:42 PM (POynn)

456 What is "pon farr?" Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM There are those of which who have lawns upon which you should not stand... STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both. Even Spock

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:42 PM (KCxzN)

457 I saw Pon Farr open for Wang Chung in '85.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 04:43 PM (20X6f)

458 STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty) I think we found the problem.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 04:44 PM (cGoQr)

459 This is still the top thread?

Oh my!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 04:44 PM (9GG/0)

460 My Little Pointy (Eared Bastard)

Posted by: Bones McCoy at December 30, 2014 04:44 PM (qfd4W)

461 I just cooked the perfect top round-imitation-rib-roast, cartoon red all the way through. And what does my roommate do? Puts his serving in the microwave.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 04:45 PM (wr4LJ)

462 I saw Pon Farr open for Wang Chung in '85. Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:43 PM @ Pine Knob? In June? I think I was at that show, too.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:45 PM (KCxzN)

463 STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both. So, Vulcan male "musth." I sit corrected. I only saw that one movie with it and didn't know it happened every seven years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American[/i][/s][/b][/u] at December 30, 2014 04:45 PM (0HooB)

464 "STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both."


Would "Ponn Stars" not be a pretty interesting show then?


*Has someone already done that one?  They have, haven't they?*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 04:46 PM (POynn)

465 I think we found the problem. Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:44 PM The married among us understand the "seven-year" reference...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:47 PM (KCxzN)

466 I sit corrected. I only saw that one movie with it and didn't know it happened every seven years. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (0HooB) ***** It's like locusts. But, you know, different.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at December 30, 2014 04:47 PM (h+U+7)

467 Male Denver Bronco cheerleader is by far the best explanation for the topic at hand.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 30, 2014 04:47 PM (Moh0M)

468 The cost of building all those gladiator arenas for all the Vulcans undergoing Pon Farr every year must have been a real pain in the ass for the Vulcan Council. Imagine the upkeep costs too.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 04:47 PM (lPIUL)

469 *Has someone already done that one? They have, haven't they?* Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:46 PM Rule #32. I'm sure it's out there.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:48 PM (KCxzN)

470 447: Roger Goodel is a sucker of cock. The NFL is a joke.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 30, 2014 04:48 PM (ucDmr)

471 461 I just cooked the perfect top round-imitation-rib-roast, cartoon red all the way through. And what does my roommate do? Puts his serving in the microwave. Some people are born without enough taste buds. They seem to get along all right, but they form a separate tribe, and the gulf is hard to bridge. I cook Chinese food, and for years, my FIL would ask at the table for some soy sauce to season my perfectly-seasoned food. Without tasting it first to see if it needed it. It was Chinese, you see, so it needed extra soy sauce.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 04:48 PM (qyomX)

472 -10.7 recorded where I'm at right now. Those would be Fahrenheit degrees; centigrade would be -23.7. Ice Planet Colorado.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 04:49 PM (AVEe1)

473 Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 04:49 PM (cGoQr)

474 OK. Screwd, here is what you're looking for. I have an old set, and you won't exert more torque by hand with any other shape:

 http://tinyurl.com/pzs6rty


Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 04:49 PM (xq1UY)

475 UGA's Nick Chubb is a freaking beast. So far tonight 32 rushes for 259 yards. Aaand, tack on a few more yards and a TD. And he's a true freshman. 33 for 267 and 2 TDs.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 04:50 PM (nL0sw)

476 Since Spock is only half Vulcab, logically (!) he should go into Pon Farr every fourteen years.

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 04:50 PM (cbfNE)

477 The married among us understand the "seven- year" reference... Did on the first one.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 04:50 PM (cGoQr)

478 472 -10.7 recorded where I'm at right now. Those would be Fahrenheit degrees; centigrade would be -23.7. Wow. Here in the North Bay (CA), it's headed down to 32 tonight. That's considered scary cold around these parts.

Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 04:51 PM (qyomX)

479 hope the ONT comes up b furlong.

Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 04:51 PM (FpfnX)

480 Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today. "Captain, I have an incoming transmission from Miracle Ear."

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 04:51 PM (FGEvF)

481 Did on the first one. Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:50 PM (cGoQr) ******* My first and only lasted two before we gave it up, after sixteen.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at December 30, 2014 04:52 PM (OBxdH)

482 473 Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today. Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM (cGoQr) Holy shit. I'm old. But I'm not that old.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 04:52 PM (sdi6R)

483 I gotta say, Nichelle Nichols had the best legs of any woman, human or alien, of any of the shows, TOS or TNG or DS9.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 04:52 PM (AVEe1)

484 Some people are born without enough taste buds. They seem to get along all right, but they form a separate tribe, and the gulf is hard to bridge. I cook Chinese food, and for years, my FIL would ask at the table for some soy sauce to season my perfectly-seasoned food. Without tasting it first to see if it needed it. It was Chinese, you see, so it needed extra soy sauce. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 09:48 PM This. I'll cook up a meal, & before anyone as much as lifted a fork, they're on with the salt. I'm a pepperer, but at least I'll have a few fork-fulls before I season

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:52 PM (KCxzN)

485 Well, as long as Suh didn't call Rogers a fag because that's banned from the NFL shit right there.

Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 04:52 PM (20X6f)

486 This, I shall file away, alongside the London Boys album cover. NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, please God. Ace, this is just plain nasty.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 30, 2014 04:53 PM (g+qqc)

487 Good Night, Backwards Boy. I wasn't into Star Trek & was looking up Pon Far.

Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 04:53 PM (sj3Ax)

488 This entire thread had been simply Spocktacular.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 30, 2014 04:53 PM (NeFrd)

489 quarterhorse ? Nah, he's at least half.

Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 04:53 PM (FpfnX)

490 It was Chinese, you see, so it needed extra soy sauce. Posted by: Splunge Strangely enough, he does that too. F^%%@^@~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 04:53 PM (wr4LJ)

491 Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today. Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM I may have found my "cougar"...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:54 PM (KCxzN)

492 Everything's better with more soy sauce.

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 04:54 PM (cbfNE)

493 447 Great. The dirtiest player in the NFL, Ndamukong Suh, gets his suspension overturned and has to pay a $70K fine instead. I'da suspended him for the rest of the season without pay. What a prick. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:37 PM (0HooB) At some point, a team, let's say, oh, Green Bay, is gonna come up behind him after the game and smash his little ego all to hell. If that doesn't happen, then they can all give up their man cards. Not just a prick, but a dirty, lowdown, gear grinding, double clutching son of a bitch.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 30, 2014 04:55 PM (g+qqc)

494 A young Vulcan soys his oats.

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 04:56 PM (FGEvF)

495 Everything's better with more soy sauce.

-------------------------------

Apple pie?  Ice cream?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2014 04:56 PM (KFdZd)

496 Lt. Uhura: Captain, I'm receiving a garbled message from the Romulan cruiser. It seems they have fallen and they can't get up.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 30, 2014 04:57 PM (NeFrd)

497 Everything's better with more soy sauce. ------------------------------- Apple pie? Ice cream? Pistachio ice cream?

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 04:57 PM (cGoQr)

498 Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 04:57 PM (Dhdnu)

499 sending some hugh jackman to tcn - http://tinyurl.com/qc6xw2e

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 04:58 PM (AVEe1)

500 95 Everything's better with more soy sauce. ------------------------------- Apple pie? Ice cream? Those didn't have soy sauce in the first place, so one can't add more. /spocklogic

Posted by: votermom [/i] at December 30, 2014 04:58 PM (cbfNE)

501 Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223[/s][/i][/b] at December 30, 2014 04:58 PM (cGoQr)

502 Not just a prick, but a dirty, lowdown, gear grinding, double clutching son of a bitch.
 
---------------------------

His career will end with a chop block.  If the league won't take care of it the players will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2014 04:58 PM (KFdZd)

503 Nobody has ever gone eight seconds in a bareback Vulcan Rodeo.  Nobody.

Except Sulu.

Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 04:58 PM (dVmLD)

504 Wonder if he'll ever saddle down and get hitched?

Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 04:58 PM (FpfnX)

505 I just cooked the perfect top round-imitation-rib-roast, cartoon red all the way through. And what does my roommate do?

Puts his serving in the microwave.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (wr4LJ)


My father-in-law does the same thing, just a few days ago with a piece of standing rib roast, in fact.

I would very much like to know how you turn a top round roast into an imitation rib roast, however.  Cooking temps and times, etc.

Posted by: CQD at December 30, 2014 04:59 PM (G8YYJ)

506 You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him live long and prosper.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 04:59 PM (lPIUL)

507 OK, it's been a while since we've done this: I have $21.78 on me right now. Anyone who can deliver me grocery-store sushi in the next thirty minutes can keep the change... I have soy sauce & wasabi...& chop sticks the clock is ticking & as of now we are keeping score

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 04:59 PM (KCxzN)

508 The wiki on Suh (not Suh-loo, a different character):

"On April 17, 2010, at the annual Husker Spring Game, Suh announced a $2.6 million donation to the University of Nebraska. Two million dollars of his gift will go to Nebraska Athletics for its Strength and Conditioning Program, and remaining $600,000 will create an endowed scholarship for the UNL College of Engineering, from which he graduated in 2009 with a degree in Construction Management. His gift is the largest single charitable contribution by any former player, and occurred before Suh was taken with the second overall pick in the 2010 NFL Draft. Suh, a former Grant High School football star, donated $250,000 toward the effort to bring a turf field to Grant High School in 2013."

Those are the gestures that have kept his PR ticking. Hard to square with his on-field behavior, but then I wasn't a Dale Earnhart fan either.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 04:59 PM (xq1UY)

509 And, oh, yeah, while no one's reading this; Habenero Pear Hot Sauce in nic. ( scroll down to the end ) Key point missing? Wear gloves. My hands are still on fire after making this. And, no, I didn't put the fish sauce in. AND ONT

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 05:00 PM (wr4LJ)

510 >>>Everything's better with more soy sauce.
-------------------------------
Apple pie? Ice cream?
Pistachio ice cream?<<<




Soytainly.

Posted by: Curly Howarad at December 30, 2014 05:00 PM (qfd4W)

511 Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (Dhdnu) ****** Dude! For,any non SW Geek, Babs hands down. Or at your side. Or in tapping position. Or something.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at December 30, 2014 05:01 PM (o/3Hk)

512 hope the ONT comes up b furlong. Neigh, Cap'n. I no canna take me eyes off yonder Science Officer's powerful flanks.

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 05:01 PM (FGEvF)

513 ... although I do admit that Nana Visitor rocked the vinyl If Kirk had met mirror-Kira, he'd never have left

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 05:02 PM (AVEe1)

514 I gotta say, Nichelle Nichols had the best legs of any woman, human or alien, of any of the shows, TOS or TNG or DS9.

+1.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2014 05:04 PM (DVjiu)

515 >>>
498 Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (Dhdnu)



Season with salt and pepper after first taste-testing, of course.

Posted by: The Centaur Chef at December 30, 2014 05:04 PM (fBxC6)

516 Horsehockey. Pike's gams were so prized, he pickled 'em.

Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 05:06 PM (FGEvF)

517 And, the nightmare ends.

It's up.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 05:06 PM (xq1UY)

518 STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both. Or they die. Like ferrets, which is a type of weasel.

Posted by: CM at December 30, 2014 05:06 PM (0NdlF)

519 I would very much like to know how you turn a top round roast into an imitation rib roast, however. Cooking temps and times, etc. Posted by: CQD Bought it already trimmed and stringed from the grocery. Dry rub early as possible = salt, dried rosemary, thyme, and horseradish, whatever. It was a dinky cut, 2lbs. So per amazingribs.com , 1 hour per inch in diameter at 240 - 250F = 2 hours plus 10 min or so. Reverse sear in olive oil. No rest necessary per AmRibs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 05:08 PM (wr4LJ)

520 Oh and use a meat thermometer to test the doneness. 135F ish for medium rare.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 30, 2014 05:22 PM (wr4LJ)

521 Carol, you're a brave woman to google 'Pon Far'

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 05:36 PM (OsWis)

522 Why doesn't the head/chest hair color match the body hair color?

Posted by: Spad13 at December 30, 2014 06:15 PM (b2TMB)

523 Remember, all civilizations were started by Blacks until evil albinos came by...
http://www.realhistoryww.com/index.htm
Posted by: The Albino Hat at December 30, 2014 11:57 PM (0Ew3K)



Man, that site is fascinating... And with that 90's format even more vintage than this place, you just know it's all good.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 30, 2014 07:10 PM (3a584)

524 Gross.

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 02:00 AM (IhNye)

525

A centaur has two human lungs, two horse lungs, one human heart and one horse heart.  It should never get tired from running.

 

It also has a human liver and a horse liver.  It should never get tired of drinking.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 31, 2014 05:38 AM (iAUf+)

526 That pic is like a composite sketch of everything that's wrong with ghey/nerd/preteen-girl psychology. Replete with the braided pony tail. Which would require a Vulcan Mullet cut. No wonder so many females never recover from the shock of puberty.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at January 01, 2015 07:41 AM (QvtD6)

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