July 31, 2006

A Few Words for the HQ -- [Ann Coulter]
— Ace

Folks, it's time to butch up. I know the gap has been widening between you and me for a while now, Ace, but seriously, if this weekend is any indication, it's you moving, sweetheart, not me.

What the eff? - Michael thanking Ace, Mel carping about people's mothers, and Jack's pleading for civility? Did civility pay the bills? Not so I'd notice. Moon Pictures? What is this, romancing the stone? And can we bury the Big Dig already? I've got one word for you DDG - liberal bureaucrats! Is it really that hard to understand? And Ace, all the talk of you quitting smacks of a George Lucas marketing campaign for the re-re-re-re-re-re-re-release of Star Wars.

And to think, just 24 hours ago, someone posted this ...

Wow. I just looked at this weekend’s posts. You guest posters abused this blog like a rented Ace’s sister. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It's sad when Harrison out-mans everyone here with a Formula 1 post. Suddenly the AOSHQ has become Oprah's Couch of Loving Kindness. What the hell is wrong with you? Pull yourselves together! Flamewars? You don't deserve them. Haiku? You think it's a shaving gel! John Bolton's Moustache? I know John Bolton's moustache, and you couldn't handle John Bolton's moustache. Pam and Kid Rock getting married? Can't we just revisit Cheney shooting somebody? I feel like Dr. Phil at a Liz Phair concert.

Look, Ace, tell your backup crew to put me some of that sweet Dungeon Master action on here when you take off. Or maybe to blog-war Garfield at Dave's Ridge. Or do a poker tournament. Or post something really hot, like me (NSFW). Or do a follow up on Paul at Wizbang - that was at least the outing of a leech. Manly, huntsman stuff.

Maybe you need to hear John Belushi:

What the eff happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this.

Oh yeah, and regarding this or this, just get off my sweet tits, man. Or I'll be back pull a Cheney.

Note: Ann Coulter didn't really write this. She does approve of the "sweetheart" though.

Posted by: Ace at 11:41 AM | Comments (10)
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1 Shouldn't that be: "just get off my sweet tits"?

Posted by: Michael at July 31, 2006 11:52 AM (xTnLp)

2 Why is Ann Coulter pointing a gun at John Bolton? Did Regis make an unwelcomed advance?

Posted by: Jack M. at July 31, 2006 11:54 AM (YpIcX)

3 Gee..thanks, Michael. Your post on conger cuddling now means that Ann is pointing her gun at Cynthia McKinney instead.

Which is a decidely uncivil act, unless, of course, Ms. McKinney has first mistaken Ms. Coulter for a Capitol Hill Policeman.

Posted by: Jack M. at July 31, 2006 12:07 PM (YpIcX)

4 Could be that Michael saved Mr. Bolton ... decidedly civil.

Posted by: John at July 31, 2006 12:14 PM (Bt2Y1)

5 Oh the conundrum of this situation! Jack telling me to be "civil" and Ann telling me to let it all hang out.

Fuck Jack, Ann is better looking.

Mr Minority

Posted by: Mr Minority at July 31, 2006 01:08 PM (d9Vel)

6 Not only that, but she has a major rack. Unless that white jersey and the shadows are conspiring to hide her sugartits, that ain't her.

Posted by: CraigC at July 31, 2006 01:23 PM (8xho0)

7 Suddenly the AOSHQ has become Oprah's Couch of Loving Kindness.

Get yer own damned Unitarian Jihadi riff going, and get offa my sweet tits (albeit man-tits, but still).

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at July 31, 2006 01:57 PM (Kz30m)

8 Me personally, I'd rather be running around with Debbie Schlussel - Coulter is generally more than a little on the thin side and there may be some issues of religion, like forcing the Arabs to convert to Christianity would mean a rat's ass to me or history - and Schussel's a redhead - but there definitely is something to be said for a blond-haired blue-eyed schicksa with a gun... and Ann certainly does a have a look of "Go ahead... dare me to protect my children..."

Posted by: Ira at July 31, 2006 02:16 PM (GYlnp)

9 Watched some F1 and Champ Car this weekend. Eurotrash sissies driving tinfoil.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 31, 2006 03:00 PM (w+ipT)

10 She's a fucking Jew.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 31, 2006 03:47 PM (Dc9q6)

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