October 31, 2006

"A Coordinated Chorus" of Republican Democratic Politicians
— Ace

Quoteth a Democratic Congressman:

"I guess Kerry wasn't content blowing 2004, now he wants to blow 2006, too."

James Webb, meanwhile, says he wants to blow the Vietnamese kid with all the gadgets from The Goonies.

Upside down, of course.

Update: James Webb says that if the Vietnamese kid isn't available, he'll settle for Chunk.

Posted by: Ace at 04:03 PM | Comments (31)
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1 I don't know. The only way they can possibly mitigate the damage from it is to condemn Kerry.

I don't think they can make themselves do that.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2006 04:15 PM (hNyWr)

2 Nothing sounds more disingenous than Kerry and his faux outrage. What a dork.

Posted by: jj at October 31, 2006 04:16 PM (AdvuV)

3 On the upside, an Indignant John Kerry is more likely to provide even more malaprops.

Hopefully these near future linguistic fuck-ups will involve either the catching of a football or the ordering of a Philadelphia cheesesteak.


Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 31, 2006 04:17 PM (dTi2n)

4 I love it, "they insulted the troops by pointing the finger at the troops." I can't believe Kerry said that. lol!

Posted by: jj at October 31, 2006 04:19 PM (AdvuV)

5 BumperStickerist is right. 

Kerry's a man who spiralling down a bad path.  He got beat by who he thinks is a intellectually-inferior, morally-inferior, mumbly-mouthed bumpkin despite having almost the entire media and 98% of the world on his side.  Obviously, by deciding to run again in 2008, he shows that he hasn't come to grips with it.  He cannot and will not accept it.  Do you know who I am?  His hostile reaction to the outrage at his comments, which by the way is more than he ever showed against al-Qaeda, is further indication of his descent into madness.  Next step: bushy beards and Powerpoint slides.

It's going to be fucking beautiful.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 31, 2006 04:28 PM (DYj/s)

6 John Kerry?  That motherfucker is crazy.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at October 31, 2006 04:32 PM (DYj/s)

7 John Kerry.

And leader of the Democratic Party.

Thank you, Lord.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at October 31, 2006 04:35 PM (0mz6X)

8 I think the death nell of any party is "wickedpinto was right"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 04:35 PM (QTv8u)

9 I'm gonna eat, and then rack out.

I only got brats tonight, and one of those little brats kicked me in the shin, knocking me off balance, making me threaten her father, who's a fucking midget.

Tonight SUCKED!

It should have been about kids, but it turned out being about me wanting to kick the shit out of a kid, and then kicking the shit out of their midget father who had the gaul, the GAUL, to touch me, because I fell over cuz his little brat 15 year old whore bitch daughter kicked me in the shins.

I'm gonna talk to my brother, listen to a good story, and then sleep, after I eat.

I hope that little whore kicks her midget father in the shins.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 04:39 PM (QTv8u)

10 I'd like you to say that to Webb's face.

And the books he wrote? On the USMC reading list and praised by John McCain and Cap Weinberger.

Posted by: observer 5 at October 31, 2006 04:48 PM (RODe/)

11 observer,

I'd welcome the opportunity. How might this be arranged at mutual convenience?


Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2006 04:50 PM (Ohkx7)

12 Hey, you guys need to relax and lay off this guy. He's on a roll. He might continue to say stupid stuffl like this for the next couple of weeks.

Republicans don't need a campaign strategy when they got John Kerry working for them.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 31, 2006 04:56 PM (AuPsg)

13 pron on the USMC reading list?! Say it ain't so - next you'll tell me they put sexually-explicit hetero propaganda pinups over their bunks.

Posted by: The Black Republican at October 31, 2006 04:57 PM (Edy/C)

14 Howcum Rick gets to have all the fun.

Leave a little sumthin', Rick boy, I call sloppy seconds.


Posted by: The Machine at October 31, 2006 05:25 PM (L/jMX)


I'd like you to say that to Webb's face.

Um, ok.

I live in Virginia.

Set it up, chief...

Posted by: BB at October 31, 2006 05:27 PM (8z3Ks)

16 “You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Who's the joke on? If Dubya's grades were better than Kerry's, then how could Kerry think he's in a position to slam Dubya based on grades?

Who's "stuck in Iraq?" Dubya's back in CONUS, while our troops are are on the ground. If Kerry meant to slam Dubya, he's at least shown precious little concern for the real-time, real-life deployment of thousands of well-educated, highly trained troops fighting our fight. Let's not forget the home-station math: how many parents, siblings, spouses and kids (conservatively multiply the number of deployed times two) who may not immediately "get" Kerry, let alone that shithead Chris Matthews. If this was meant to be a joke on Dubya, Kerry shows himself at the least (yet again) to be a tone deaf, insensitive prick.

Stuck in Iraq? More like stuck in the 70's, or stuck on stupid; more likely both. Kerry is a walking T-shirt slogan, period, dot. In the immortal words of Dennis Miller, I'd call Kerry a scumbag, but that'd be insulting all other bags filled with scum.

Posted by: geezer at October 31, 2006 05:36 PM (HjWAr)

17 Folks, we'd do well to "question the timing" of Kerry's stepped-on-his-pecker (which Jim Webb put in his mouth) gaffe. Think layers, my fellow wingnuts.

This latest eye-roller from the big lug of a gigolo was obviously launched to distract attention from the recent notice of Ted Kennedy's treasonous sell-out offer to the Kremlin in the early 1980s.

Lurch is just a button man for the Kennedy crime family, so this makes perfect sense.

Cordially, if not entirely seriously...

Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2006 06:22 PM (Ohkx7)

18 I thank the Lord for EffenKerry,the best weapon a guy could ask for.

Posted by: jainphx at October 31, 2006 06:26 PM (iahTq)

19 James Webb, meanwhile, says he wants to blow the Vietnamese kid with all the gadgets from The Goonies.

I didn't think you could still make that joke funny, Ace. Way to go.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at October 31, 2006 06:33 PM (I+yHt)

20 The Goonies was just great movie making. Chunk was the man.

Kerry was put on this earth to amuse those of us on the right. I just wish he has said it in his yellow and black biker uniform. I love how the media is attempting to spin it away, but you can see the fear in their eyes. I am looking at you, Matthews.

Posted by: Stormy70 at October 31, 2006 06:39 PM (7WJsV)

21 The more I hear his Clousseauian delivery, the more hysterical this whole thing is. Oh, God, I bust out when I read the "yellow and black biker uniform." I was picturing him in the lead of some gay motorcycle gang. Better yet, his wetsuit from a day of windsurfing. Or his bodypaint Spiderman Halloween costume.

The liberals thought Fitzmas would be great, but we've got Kerry-wanzaa in November.

Man, we're gonna clean up next week. Beer and ribs and Orrin Hatch songs on the Victrola.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2006 07:03 PM (5yPYo)

22 I think Kerry should adopt the Streisand retort:

"Fuck you if you can't take a joke."

Tough. Smart. Gay. Idiotic.

Posted by: Rosetta at October 31, 2006 08:42 PM (CTqCo)

23 I went to Kerry's web site to see he's vid & you could replace any agenda word that came out of he's mouth about anything with BUSH/CHENEY lied for the last 4 yrs. . I like that he's taking a stand. It has the making of "Kerry/Webb 2006" but don't let them kiss your kids. Kerry has said he has killed kids in Vietnam and Webb writes about them being upside down. Please Mr Webb, Invisible Ghost Ms. Pelosi and Mr Okinwhhhaa Mutha stand up for Troops and denounce the junior senator from MA sour/slappy/rich boy by marriage. If you can't do that can ya just give Sen. Kennedy some life savers driving tools, I mean it ...He's coming to NJ/NY on 11/01 for Sen. Bob Menendez. I'll be off the bridges.

Posted by: Nike in NY at October 31, 2006 09:15 PM (8sFqm)

24 One last one on this. Watching the vid on Sen. Kerry's site He looked left & right for approval as he did the swivel neck (ie: if anybody in this room is sucking this down I'm going with it). As my old Indian scout said to me many times"he look like running deer in headlight with thyroid eyes" I bet Sen Kerry is not answering he's blackberry from the Dnc, Kennedy, Emanuel, and that most special person Sen Chuck Smuck.

Posted by: Nike in NY at October 31, 2006 09:51 PM (8sFqm)

25 so yer saying that Kerry just picked up the '08 election by the ankles, turned it over and.....

layers of putz.

Posted by: Claire at October 31, 2006 10:24 PM (l1oyw)


Who's the joke on? If Dubya's grades were better than Kerry's, then
how could Kerry think he's in a position to slam Dubya based on grades?

Posted by geezer at October 31, 2006 10:36 PM

Plus everything else geezer said. 

All night at work, I kept thinking, "How can that be construed as a 'joke' on Bush?" for the reason stated above.  Is he (and his defenders, especially Matthews) REALLY THAT STUPID?  Aaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!

*slinks away, caterwauling*

Posted by: iamfelix at November 01, 2006 12:09 AM (US7ZH)

27 "Is he (and his defenders, especially Matthews) REALLY THAT STUPID? "

I don't know about Matthews, but based on his grades Kerry is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at November 01, 2006 04:37 AM (O9Cc8)

28 You know, "botched joke" works for me.

Posted by: Roy at November 01, 2006 06:38 AM (wY194)

29 Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer's likeness...

Posted by: Jovan Holm at November 12, 2006 01:50 AM (eZUqR)

30 The Red Hot Chili Peppers are leading the way at this years MTV Europe music awards with four nominations...

Posted by: Heriberto Arce at November 12, 2006 07:32 AM (nEZ1S)

31 William Styron, whose Holocaust novel Sophie's Choice became a film and an opera, has died, aged 81...

Posted by: Blaze Elmore at November 16, 2006 01:55 PM (J7PDB)

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