October 31, 2006
— Ace Quoteth a Democratic Congressman:
"I guess Kerry wasn't content blowing 2004, now he wants to blow 2006, too."
James Webb, meanwhile, says he wants to blow the Vietnamese kid with all the gadgets from The Goonies.
Upside down, of course.
I don't think they can make themselves do that.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2006 04:15 PM (hNyWr)
Posted by: jj at October 31, 2006 04:16 PM (AdvuV)
Hopefully these near future linguistic fuck-ups will involve either the catching of a football or the ordering of a Philadelphia cheesesteak.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 31, 2006 04:17 PM (dTi2n)
Posted by: jj at October 31, 2006 04:19 PM (AdvuV)
Kerry's a man who spiralling down a bad path. He got beat by who he thinks is a intellectually-inferior, morally-inferior, mumbly-mouthed bumpkin despite having almost the entire media and 98% of the world on his side. Obviously, by deciding to run again in 2008, he shows that he hasn't come to grips with it. He cannot and will not accept it. Do you know who I am? His hostile reaction to the outrage at his comments, which by the way is more than he ever showed against al-Qaeda, is further indication of his descent into madness. Next step: bushy beards and Powerpoint slides.
It's going to be fucking beautiful.
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 31, 2006 04:28 PM (DYj/s)
Posted by: Captain Ahab at October 31, 2006 04:32 PM (DYj/s)
And leader of the Democratic Party.
Thank you, Lord.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at October 31, 2006 04:35 PM (0mz6X)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 04:35 PM (QTv8u)
I only got brats tonight, and one of those little brats kicked me in the shin, knocking me off balance, making me threaten her father, who's a fucking midget.
It should have been about kids, but it turned out being about me wanting to kick the shit out of a kid, and then kicking the shit out of their midget father who had the gaul, the GAUL, to touch me, because I fell over cuz his little brat 15 year old whore bitch daughter kicked me in the shins.
I'm gonna talk to my brother, listen to a good story, and then sleep, after I eat.
I hope that little whore kicks her midget father in the shins.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 31, 2006 04:39 PM (QTv8u)
And the books he wrote? On the USMC reading list and praised by John McCain and Cap Weinberger.
Posted by: observer 5 at October 31, 2006 04:48 PM (RODe/)
I'd welcome the opportunity. How might this be arranged at mutual convenience?
Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2006 04:50 PM (Ohkx7)
Republicans don't need a campaign strategy when they got John Kerry working for them.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 31, 2006 04:56 PM (AuPsg)
Posted by: The Black Republican at October 31, 2006 04:57 PM (Edy/C)
Leave a little sumthin', Rick boy, I call sloppy seconds.
Posted by: The Machine at October 31, 2006 05:25 PM (L/jMX)
I'd like you to say that to Webb's face.
I live in Virginia.
Set it up, chief...
Posted by: BB at October 31, 2006 05:27 PM (8z3Ks)
Who's the joke on? If Dubya's grades were better than Kerry's, then how could Kerry think he's in a position to slam Dubya based on grades?
Who's "stuck in Iraq?" Dubya's back in CONUS, while our troops are are on the ground. If Kerry meant to slam Dubya, he's at least shown precious little concern for the real-time, real-life deployment of thousands of well-educated, highly trained troops fighting our fight. Let's not forget the home-station math: how many parents, siblings, spouses and kids (conservatively multiply the number of deployed times two) who may not immediately "get" Kerry, let alone that shithead Chris Matthews. If this was meant to be a joke on Dubya, Kerry shows himself at the least (yet again) to be a tone deaf, insensitive prick.
Stuck in Iraq? More like stuck in the 70's, or stuck on stupid; more likely both. Kerry is a walking T-shirt slogan, period, dot. In the immortal words of Dennis Miller, I'd call Kerry a scumbag, but that'd be insulting all other bags filled with scum.
Posted by: geezer at October 31, 2006 05:36 PM (HjWAr)
This latest eye-roller from the big lug of a gigolo was obviously launched to distract attention from the recent notice of Ted Kennedy's treasonous sell-out offer to the Kremlin in the early 1980s.
Lurch is just a button man for the Kennedy crime family, so this makes perfect sense.
Cordially, if not entirely seriously...
Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2006 06:22 PM (Ohkx7)
Posted by: jainphx at October 31, 2006 06:26 PM (iahTq)
I didn't think you could still make that joke funny, Ace. Way to go.
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at October 31, 2006 06:33 PM (I+yHt)
Kerry was put on this earth to amuse those of us on the right. I just wish he has said it in his yellow and black biker uniform. I love how the media is attempting to spin it away, but you can see the fear in their eyes. I am looking at you, Matthews.
Posted by: Stormy70 at October 31, 2006 06:39 PM (7WJsV)
The liberals thought Fitzmas would be great, but we've got Kerry-wanzaa in November.
Man, we're gonna clean up next week. Beer and ribs and Orrin Hatch songs on the Victrola.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 31, 2006 07:03 PM (5yPYo)
"Fuck you if you can't take a joke."
Tough. Smart. Gay. Idiotic.
Posted by: Rosetta at October 31, 2006 08:42 PM (CTqCo)
Posted by: Nike in NY at October 31, 2006 09:15 PM (8sFqm)
Posted by: Nike in NY at October 31, 2006 09:51 PM (8sFqm)
layers of putz.
Posted by: Claire at October 31, 2006 10:24 PM (l1oyw)
Who's the joke on? If Dubya's grades were better than Kerry's, then
how could Kerry think he's in a position to slam Dubya based on grades?
Plus everything else geezer said.
All night at work, I kept thinking, "How can that be construed as a 'joke' on Bush?" for the reason stated above. Is he (and his defenders, especially Matthews) REALLY THAT STUPID? Aaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!
*slinks away, caterwauling*
Posted by: iamfelix at November 01, 2006 12:09 AM (US7ZH)
I don't know about Matthews, but based on his grades Kerry is.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at November 01, 2006 04:37 AM (O9Cc8)
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