September 30, 2014

A Break From The Constant Cycle Of Horrible News
— JohnE.

Finally, some good news.

World's Oldest Clown Dies at 98.

Posted by: JohnE. at 02:09 PM | Comments (169)
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1 fresh thread smell.....ahhh

Posted by: bill-o at September 30, 2014 02:12 PM (AWwDY)

2 I would never have guessed Fredo was 98.

Posted by: Reggie at September 30, 2014 02:12 PM (BLFGI)

3 More bad news: The article is behind a paywall. Ebola kill me now!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 30, 2014 02:13 PM (oFCZn)

4 Good. A little less competition.

Posted by: a very scary spider at September 30, 2014 02:13 PM (MgYIw)

5

RIP oldest clown.

 

Clowns are still creepy, though.

Posted by: wheatie at September 30, 2014 02:13 PM (+hIRb)

6 Finally, a good clown.

Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at September 30, 2014 02:13 PM (MbqmP)

7 Plenty of clowns in this administration.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 30, 2014 02:14 PM (l3vZN)

8 RIP Senator McCain. We had our differences, but I will not speak ill of you at this crucial time.

Posted by: Splunge at September 30, 2014 02:14 PM (qyomX)

9 Wait..What???

Nancy Peolosi is still sucking air ain't she???

Posted by: Protnoy at September 30, 2014 02:15 PM (SfOYM)

10 May "Creeky" find Gaaaaawwwwwwwd! *falls down hole*

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:16 PM (CCBmg)

11 Everything must pass, even the clowns

Posted by: McGropey at September 30, 2014 02:16 PM (rCS6C)

12 Holy shit that headline made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

Posted by: seems legit at September 30, 2014 02:16 PM (A98Xu)

13 : Splunge at September 30, 2014 07:14 PM (qyomX)


BASTARD!!!!

Posted by: Protnoy at September 30, 2014 02:16 PM (SfOYM)

14 It doesn't matter. They come back as zombie clowns after a while, as Joe Biden has amply demonstrated.

Posted by: joncelli at September 30, 2014 02:17 PM (ENczY)

15 World's ugliest clown: I'm Still Alive, Wingnuts!!!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Test at September 30, 2014 02:17 PM (qyomX)

16 God, how I hate clowns and their clown faces and their clown noses and those stupid clown feet. And the creepiness, especially the creepiness.

Posted by: seems legit at September 30, 2014 02:17 PM (A98Xu)

17 With all the bozos in this Administration, who's going to notice one clown?

I hope he has a wonderful funeral.  I understand nineteen of his best friends are going to climb out of his casket as a tribute.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 30, 2014 02:18 PM (iIzG7)

18 I love clowns. Haters.

Posted by: Feh at September 30, 2014 02:18 PM (g/zj9)

19 Well, it's good news unless he died from Ebola.

Posted by: LeBron Horowitz at September 30, 2014 02:19 PM (2DVgX)

20 We all float down here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2014 02:19 PM (g1DWB)

21 Dead clown=good clown

Posted by: Drewbicle at September 30, 2014 02:19 PM (iGiss)

22

World's Oldest Clown Dies at 98.

...of ebola.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 30, 2014 02:19 PM (kdS6q)

23 When I was a kid, I loved Bozo. I mean really loved him. And I'm not the only one. There were more than a few people here who admitted they were big fans of his. I think one moron even played the Grand. Prize. Game. So, just shut up.

Posted by: Guy Wearing A Beaked Mask at September 30, 2014 02:20 PM (iQIUe)

24 They bury clowns 18 to a coffin.

Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 02:20 PM (MMC8r)

25 Hey, the good news is that you can get a flight from Monrovia, Liberia, to Dallas Fort Worth on United for only $4,400.

Posted by: Feh at September 30, 2014 02:20 PM (g/zj9)

26 **whacks commenters with powdery sock**

Hey!

Don't make fun of clowns. We'll kick yo ass (and you have seen the size of our shoes, right?)

Homey, don't play that!

Posted by: Homey the Clown at September 30, 2014 02:20 PM (MgYIw)

27 Unloading the hearse takes hours.

Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 02:20 PM (MMC8r)

28 Creepy old bastard probably croaked during some kid's birthday party just to make sure that his legacy of creepiness would live on.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 30, 2014 02:21 PM (+lsX1)

29 When you pay your respects, does the coffin spray seltzer in your face?

Posted by: Feh at September 30, 2014 02:21 PM (g/zj9)

30 I liked J.P. Patches (the mayor of the City Dump), but he was a funny, drunk like, clown who made the adults laugh while the children wondered what he was talking about.

Posted by: seems legit at September 30, 2014 02:21 PM (A98Xu)

31
http://youtu.be/92I04DkMEps

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 30, 2014 02:21 PM (kdS6q)

32 So, is this an unofficial open thread? (RIP btw, condolences to the family.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 30, 2014 02:22 PM (lJaja)

33 Clowns. The only things that give penguins a run for their money.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 30, 2014 02:22 PM (mx5oN)

34 #MenForChoice is trending on twitter Yup, is as messed up as you'd think...

Posted by: #HatForLife at September 30, 2014 02:22 PM (lN8KC)

35 Laugh for Chuckles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps

Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 02:22 PM (MMC8r)

36 NetJet should experience an avalanche of new clients

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:22 PM (zOTsN)

37 Pennywise and pound foolish.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 30, 2014 02:22 PM (iIzG7)

38 Not gonna crack wise on this one. The guy worked the Shriner's Kids hospitals. Apparently.

Posted by: Dizzies' Almost Good Food Service at September 30, 2014 02:23 PM (6aztx)

39 I plan on being around for a long, long time.

Posted by: Uncle Joe, currently in your pool at September 30, 2014 02:23 PM (dvRYt)

40 He's not really dead...he's just hiding under your bed!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2014 02:23 PM (08Znv)

41 The Stooges were clowns. So was Chaplin. So was Groucho. Love those guys.

Posted by: Feh at September 30, 2014 02:23 PM (g/zj9)

42 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 07:22 PM (MMC8r) ------ Some of the best television, EVER.

Posted by: seems legit at September 30, 2014 02:23 PM (A98Xu)

43 Clowns. The only things that give penguins a run for their money. Posted by: Insomniac at September 30, 2014 07:22 PM (mx5oN) What about penguin clowns?

Posted by: Soon... at September 30, 2014 02:23 PM (lN8KC)

44 I'm glad I missed all bad news today.

Posted by: Carol at September 30, 2014 02:24 PM (sj3Ax)

45 Creepy is dead. Long live Creepy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 30, 2014 02:24 PM (W5DcG)

46 Alright, I call for an open thread... not everybody has gotten their 2-minute hate in yet.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at September 30, 2014 02:24 PM (lJaja)

47 Piker.

Posted by: Pennywise at September 30, 2014 02:24 PM (Dwehj)

48 Bernadette Peters hardest hit.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 30, 2014 02:24 PM (xs2Oo)

49 He's not really dead...he's just hiding under your bed! Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2014 07:23 PM (08Znv) I'll see you in your dreams. Freddy ain't got s**t on me...

Posted by: The Nightmare Hat at September 30, 2014 02:24 PM (lN8KC)

50 Don't make fun of clowns. We'll kick yo ass (and you have seen the size of our shoes, right?)

You can draw your own conclusions from that.

Posted by: Creeky, who keeps the ladies happy at September 30, 2014 02:25 PM (4nR9/)

51 Gee he was still performing when he was 96. He looks pretty good. So shut up!

Posted by: Guy Wearing A Beaked Mask at September 30, 2014 02:25 PM (iQIUe)

52 "Homey, don't play that!" -Posted by: Homey the Clown at September 30, 2014 07:20 PM (MgYIw) C'mere, Homey. No, no, I'm not mad that you hit me with that sock, but you're going to love what I have in the van!

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:25 PM (CCBmg)

53 A little song, A little dance, A little seltzer down your pants.

Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 02:25 PM (MMC8r)

54 43 Clowns. The only things that give penguins a run for their money. Posted by: Insomniac at September 30, 2014 07:22 PM (mx5oN) What about penguin clowns? Posted by: Soon... at September 30, 2014 07:23 PM (lN8KC) The world could not withstand such horror.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 30, 2014 02:25 PM (mx5oN)

55
Also, Mary Tyler Milf in a tramp dress:

http://youtu.be/PpE7ZiBCyd8

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 30, 2014 02:25 PM (kdS6q)

56 They said he was a Royals fan who couldn't live with another disappointment. They said he wanted to beat the rush at the coroners tomorrow.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 30, 2014 02:26 PM (kMwUO)

57 Hey, clowns are people too! In makeup. And weird costumes. Entertaining you kids. Is like your own private comicon!

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2014 02:26 PM (yRwC8)

58 30: Yes, J. P. was the pride of Edmonds.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at September 30, 2014 02:26 PM (9tzvc)

59 Can't sleep, Ebola'll eat me...

Posted by: Bart Simpson at September 30, 2014 02:26 PM (yRwC8)

60 35 Laugh for Chuckles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps Posted by: ---


Damn, but MTM was one fine looking woman.

Posted by: pep at September 30, 2014 02:26 PM (4nR9/)

61 I read article & it wasn't behind paywall, Dack.

Posted by: Carol at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (sj3Ax)

62 49 He's not really dead...he's just hiding under your bed! Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2014 07:23 PM (08Znv) I'll see you in your dreams. Freddy ain't got s**t on me... Posted by: The Nightmare Hat at September 30, 2014 07:24 PM (lN8KC) ************** Hat thanks for the Chan explanation on the other thread. (didn't see it till well later)

Posted by: your friendly Danube River guide at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (RJMhd)

63 kthx, not gonna be distracted from the horrible news, back to previous thread. bai.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (OCcU9)

64 Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (iIzG7)

65 "Get me a glass of water." LOL

Posted by: Feh at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (g/zj9)

66 Some of my best friends are clowns...is that racist?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (WNERA)

67 "The world could not withstand such horror." -Posted by: Insomniac at September 30, 2014 07:25 PM (mx5oN) ...and then Obama dressed-up.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:27 PM (CCBmg)

68 They're going to bury him in the bike graveyard in the Alamo's basement.

Posted by: Paul Reubens at September 30, 2014 02:28 PM (5yiYx)

69 #SendInTheClowns

Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 30, 2014 02:28 PM (Dwehj)

70 Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 30, 2014 07:27 PM (iIzG7) I despise that movie. What a horribly serious pile of nothing that was.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:29 PM (CCBmg)

71 Sounds like a sweet old guy who tried to cheer up hurt little kids God bless him

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:29 PM (zOTsN)

72 Although clowns creep me out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:30 PM (zOTsN)

73 ..."Is like your own private comicon!" -Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2014 07:26 PM (yRwC Except it isn't anything like that. ...so there's that.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:31 PM (CCBmg)

74 I'm no film expert, but in my opinion you will find no finer source of information about clowns than the movie "Shakes the Clown".  Highly recommended.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 30, 2014 02:31 PM (uhMMS)

75 Speaking of clowns-was at Twitchy earlier and saw the thread about Travolta pimping Qantas airlines and he looks like a guy wearing a Travolta mask and wig pimping Qantas. Wth happened to that dude? Freaky looking doesn't do it justice.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 02:31 PM (VWUws)

76 >>Sounds like a sweet old guy who tried to cheer up hurt little kids Sounds like Harry Reid.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2014 02:32 PM (g1DWB)

77 I haven't been to a circus since my kids were little. I guess I will have to wait for grandchildren

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 30, 2014 02:33 PM (M0mf2)

78 Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 07:31 PM (VWUws)

You try living thetan-free for twenty years and see how you look.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 30, 2014 02:33 PM (uhMMS)

79 *Yeaaaahhhhhhccccchhh!!!*

Posted by: Bobcat Golthwaite, who wants to be taken seriously, now[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:33 PM (CCBmg)

80 Mad Magazine seems to be the only "humor" outlet that isn't afraid to belittle the SCoaMF or Joey Joe Joe Biden: http://tinyurl.com/kc7chac

Posted by: The Mad Hat at September 30, 2014 02:34 PM (lN8KC)

81 #MenForChoice is trending on twitter Yup, is as messed up as you'd think... Posted by: #HatForLife at September 30, 2014 07:22 PM (lN8KC)


Has it been tranding all day or just recently? Because supposedly it is an all day thing...if is not trending until now that is just sad, for them. Cannot wait to see how the hashtag got hijacked on Twitchy.

When the biggest male supporters and biggest male antitheses of your movement act exactly the same--deferring responsibility for their choices--you know you have a winning cause on your hands, let me tell you...

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2014 02:34 PM (yRwC8)

82 Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 30, 2014 07:33 PM (uhMMS) OK I'll bite wth is "thetan"?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 02:35 PM (VWUws)

83 75: well, there's the gay rumors and stories, scientology, among other baggage. Probably the fact that he has finally gone off the rails.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 30, 2014 02:35 PM (ucDmr)

84 "OK I'll bite wth is "thetan"?" -Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 07:35 PM (VWUws) They're like "Midichlorians", except un-serious.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:38 PM (CCBmg)

85 I thought the world's oldest clown is that thing in Harry Reid's pants. At least he dresses it up that way to lure the kiddies into watching his "show."

Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2014 02:38 PM (/UYSJ)

86 Obama is, in many ways, the story of a clown.

Posted by: Alternate Universe Bearded Bozo at September 30, 2014 02:38 PM (qLWiP)

87 75 Speaking of clowns-was at Twitchy earlier and saw the thread about Travolta pimping Qantas airlines and he looks like a guy wearing a Travolta mask and wig pimping Qantas. Wth happened to that dude? Freaky looking doesn't do it justice. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 07:31 PM (VWUws) It's about time in his career for some ill-advised, potentially disastrous plastic surgery, so that might explain it.

Posted by: joncelli at September 30, 2014 02:38 PM (ENczY)

88 I see National Journal wrote Ted Cruz is running for POTUS in 2016, but won't make announcement intol after mid terms & odds are better than 90-10.

Posted by: Carol at September 30, 2014 02:39 PM (sj3Ax)

89 Well, I see the "died from Ebola" gag already got done twice before comment #25, so I'll just say… OH DEAR GOD, NOT CREEKY!

Posted by: mindful webworker - clowning around at September 30, 2014 02:39 PM (U13jb)

90 Now that's a cold shot, man.

Posted by: KR1 at September 30, 2014 02:39 PM (SNY8a)

91 Speaking of creepy, PBS had a film on Joan Rivers last night. Damn, I say damn I wouldn't have let that one out. I liked her when she was young but damn, I could hardly watch the parts with her in the dressing room without make up. Damn and holy shit.

Posted by: dartist at September 30, 2014 02:39 PM (ahBY0)

92 Meh. That's not necessarily the end.

Posted by: Pennywise at September 30, 2014 02:39 PM (0cMkb)

93 69 #SendInTheClowns Posted by: Jen Psocki

Don't bother, they're here

Posted by: Capitol Hill at September 30, 2014 02:40 PM (4nR9/)

94 Posted by: Slapweasel at September 30, 2014 07:38 PM (CCBmg) Well that cleared that up. Thanks.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 02:41 PM (VWUws)

95 NHL Network has a new chick. She's no Kathryn Tappen but she's cute.

Posted by: puddleglum at September 30, 2014 02:42 PM (+QFyY)

96 91 Speaking of creepy, PBS had a film on Joan Rivers last night. Damn, I say damn I wouldn't have let that one out. I liked her when she was young but damn, I could hardly watch the parts with her in the dressing room without make up

Sad thing is, that was me.

Posted by: Mellissa Rivers at September 30, 2014 02:42 PM (4nR9/)

97
Even at 80, Joan gave the best head, and that cuchi was tight as a mouse' ear.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at September 30, 2014 02:42 PM (3/wAJ)

98 Speaking of Harry Reid: You know the "common wisdom" that child molesters are hated by other inmates in jail and often risk getting attacked or killed when the others find out what his crime was? Well, I've seen a few things recently which tried to claim that that's just an urban legend, and there's no solid evidence that it ever happened. And then... ...there's today's headline from England: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paedophile-mitchell-harrison-disembowelled-in-frankland-82885 Paedophile Mitchell Harrison disembowelled in Frankland Prison killing IT was a horrific killing that shocked even the most hardened prison officers. Vile paedophile Mitchell Harrison was butchered by two fellow cons who cut out his stomach in one of Britain's toughest jails. The 23-year-old child rapist was ­allegedly held down and tortured by Michael Parr and Nathan Mann who are said to have covered his mouth and ignored his screams for mercy. He was disembowelled with a makeshift blade believed to have been embedded in plastic. A jail source last night said the brutal attack was like "something out of a medieval torture chamber". --- Anybody here proficient on the Tiny Violin?

Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2014 02:42 PM (/UYSJ)

99 Speaking of make-up and disguises: Shouldn't Eric Holder have a black hood and an upside-down cross with him at all times?

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:42 PM (CCBmg)

100 @markknoller

WH says Pres Obama and NSC also discussed "implementing the non-military aspects" of his strategy to degrade and eventually destroy ISIL.

Non-military aspects?

So harsh language? Fuzzy slippers?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at September 30, 2014 02:43 PM (sDQnB)

101 57 Hey, clowns are people too! In makeup. And weird costumes. Entertaining you kids. Is like your own private comicon! Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2014 07:26 PM (yRwC If by comicon you mean DashCon.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 30, 2014 02:43 PM (Opyrm)

102 "World's oldest clown dead at 98." That's no way to talk about Thad Cochran.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 30, 2014 02:43 PM (hdvmj)

103 I'm Dr. Rockso, the Rock-n-Roll Clown, and I do c-c-c-ocaine.

T-t-t-his news has me so sad.

I know what will help.

I'm gonna do some c-c-c-ocaine right now.

**dives head first into a pile of the purest driven snow**

Posted by: Dr. Rockso at September 30, 2014 02:44 PM (MgYIw)

104 >>> They bury clowns 18 to a coffin. The coffin is the size of a tangerine.

Posted by: Michael Caine at September 30, 2014 02:44 PM (Ua6T/)

105 Capitol Hill, In that case it's time to send Clowns home & elect men & women with courage to stand up for US against Establisment & SCOAMF! I hope November mid terms accomplish this & we get rid of fools!

Posted by: Carol at September 30, 2014 02:45 PM (sj3Ax)

106 "Well that cleared that up. Thanks." -Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 07:41 PM (VWUws) *hah!* "Thetans" are imaginary spiritual emanations described by Scientologists to describe your "connection" to the religion.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:47 PM (CCBmg)

107 ...am I wrong?

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:50 PM (CCBmg)

108 Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 30, 2014 07:43 PM (Opyrm) Ha, I had a friend that went to that. Let's just say it's the thing that shall not be spoken of...

Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2014 02:51 PM (YI0QK)

109 John Travolta has been an aviation enthusiast and pilot for a long time. After sept 11 and people were afraid to fly he called QUANTAS and suggested the do a tour around the world to let people know it was safe to fly again. He was honored at the Australia-America Association for it, they same year they honored Murdoch. They love him

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:52 PM (zOTsN)

110 Posted by: Slapweasel at September 30, 2014 07:38 PM (CCBmg) Thanks for the info. I am proud to say I obviously have no "connection" to that religion.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 02:52 PM (VWUws)

111 Clowns never bothered me. Marionettes on the other hand...

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 30, 2014 02:52 PM (hqVUe)

112 Thetans are bits of disembodied consciousness of aliens that Xenu killed with nuclear bombs. They're supposedly responsible for all negative human impulses. I'll tell you more for $185,000.

Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

113 Travolta needs to dump the black wigs and embrace the bald. Forget the Botox and just age.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:54 PM (zOTsN)

114 Marionette clown mimes

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the realm of Nightmare at September 30, 2014 02:54 PM (U13jb)

115 When I was about 6 years old, I won a 'prize' for being the '10,000th' kid to enter a restaurant. It was a BS gimmick..., but I got my picture in the paper with the prize; a Bozo The Clown record player. I had it for years and years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2014 02:54 PM (l1zOH)

116 Posted by: --- at September 30, 2014 07:54 PM (MMC8r) Take a check?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 30, 2014 02:55 PM (VWUws)

117 I've been tasked with finding the Thetans that exist by attaching themselves to hard cocks.

Posted by: John Travolta at September 30, 2014 02:56 PM (oFCZn)

118 OMG I didn't hear the JEF and Steve Kroft until just now. He is so foul, so small, so smarmy, such a liar, so lazy, gahahahahhah

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:57 PM (zOTsN)

119 Instapundit retweeted me today. My tenth tweet ever.
Is that commonplace, or an actual achevement?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 30, 2014 02:57 PM (a5ljo)

120 American League Play-in game begins soon. Oakland goes to Kansas City. Twenty-Nine Years since there has been Post-Season baseball in K.C. WTBS has the match-up. Jon Lester versus James Shields. Oakland has to overcome their recent lack of offense and Kansas City has to overcome their total lack of offense. Post-Season BASEBALL!

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:57 PM (CCBmg)

121 It's an acheivement

Posted by: ThunderB at September 30, 2014 02:58 PM (zOTsN)

122 Here's a shocker, you put a Kobe Bryant jersey on an incompetent community activist, and all you get is a clown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2014 02:58 PM (l1zOH)

123 Mike Hammer> I won a 'prize' for being the '10,000th' kid to enter a restaurant. YOU were that kid? I was the one right behind you. Dang, I wanted that Bozo record player. I've hated you all my life.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in line behind you at September 30, 2014 02:59 PM (U13jb)

124 "Instapundit retweeted me today. My tenth tweet ever. Is that commonplace, or an actual achievement?" -Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 30, 2014 07:57 PM (a5ljo) You Done Good, Woman. "Insty" is what we in the baseball-card industry would call a "Must-Have".

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 02:59 PM (CCBmg)

125 YOU were that kid? I was the one right behind you. Dang, I wanted that Bozo record player. I've hated you all my life. Posted by: mindful ------------------- As well you should. Ebay'd that thing for $1200.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2014 03:00 PM (l1zOH)

126 (Orphaned at the end of the Ebola thread Dear CDC, Our daughter is helping friends who are moving to College Station TX. Should we let her come back to Oklahoma, and if so, how long should she be isolated? Impatiently, A. Parent

Posted by: mindful webworker - in line behind you at September 30, 2014 03:01 PM (U13jb)

127 Marionette clown mimes Posted by: mindful webworker - in the realm of Nightmare at September 30, 2014 07:54 PM (U13jb) ...being controlled by penguins!

Posted by: The Political Penguin at September 30, 2014 03:02 PM (lN8KC)

128 Both LA teams are in, rumors that the Angels may leave Anaheim for Tustin. That still bugs the shit out of people here in Orange County. The Los Angles Angles my ass.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 30, 2014 03:02 PM (hqVUe)

129 ..."The Los Angles Angles my ass." -Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 30, 2014 08:02 PM (hqVUe) They are the ANAHEIM Angels. ...period.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:03 PM (CCBmg)

130 Thanks for the clown thread but I'm still freaked out about ebola.

Posted by: @votermom at September 30, 2014 03:04 PM (cbfNE)

131 ..."rumors that the Angels may leave Anaheim for Tustin." They're not going anywhere. If they move, they will be the "California Angels" again. Forever and Always.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:05 PM (CCBmg)

132 The Oakland A's were once the Kansas City Athletics. Before that they were in Philly.

Posted by: seamrog at September 30, 2014 03:06 PM (iGi9s)

133 ...you don't run on Alex Gordon.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:08 PM (CCBmg)

134 Also the Brooklyn Dodgers. And the New York (baseball) Giants.

Posted by: seamrog at September 30, 2014 03:10 PM (iGi9s)

135 Salvador Perez is "a big pillow"... lol. His offense isn't exactly "feather-weight".

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:10 PM (CCBmg)

136 Where has Brandon Moss been? He nailed that!

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:12 PM (CCBmg)

137 Oak - 2 K.C. - due

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:13 PM (CCBmg)

138 So who does that leave in charge of the Secret Service?

Posted by: Born n bred buckeye at September 30, 2014 03:14 PM (KoWnw)

139 "Oh, Slapweasel... I'll start watching baseball when it matters!" Your Team didn't make it, did it? Go Fuck Yourselves.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:15 PM (CCBmg)

140 ...in the ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:15 PM (CCBmg)

141 ...with a catcus.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:16 PM (CCBmg)

142 ...sideways.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:16 PM (CCBmg)

143 O'Reilly calls Pres Hoover "Old Herbie."
R-S-P-E-C-T.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 30, 2014 03:21 PM (a5ljo)

144 Horseshit call by the umpire.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:27 PM (CCBmg)

145 Runners-on-the-corners with two down! OAK - 2 K.C. - 1

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:28 PM (CCBmg)

146 A fat guy should never "wander"-off first base. OAK- 2 K.C. - 1 ...after one inning.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:31 PM (CCBmg)

147 Butler "picked-off" at first. Ponderous, man. Fucking ponderous.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:31 PM (CCBmg)

148 Top of the second and Shields doesn't have the "good" curve yet. He's still got that cut-fastball.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:35 PM (CCBmg)

149 One down in the second. Ground-ball to first. Pitcher covering.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:36 PM (CCBmg)

150 I liked her when she was young but damn, I could hardly watch the parts with her in the dressing room without make up. Damn and holy shit. Posted by: dartist at September 30, 2014 07:39 PM (ahBY0) Dear me, an old lady looked like an old lady without her makeup on. When you are as old as Rivers was, I'm sure you'll look absolutely fab of course, even with no makeup.

Posted by: Donna and V. at September 30, 2014 03:40 PM (+XMAD)

151 ...two down in the second and #9 hitter Eric Sogard fouls one back.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:41 PM (CCBmg)

152 ...Shields throws one by Sogard. One-and-Two. ...fouled back. The slider is working well. *strikeout* ....we go to the bottom of the Second.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:43 PM (CCBmg)

153 Is there anyone else here? ...or am I just recording this shit for my own ego?

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:46 PM (CCBmg)

154 Fuld takes a lazy fly-out in left for the first out.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:47 PM (CCBmg)

155 Salvador Perez pops-out to short and Infante strikes-out. Lester may pay-off in return for The Cuban Thumper.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:52 PM (CCBmg)

156 CoCo Crisp grounds out to first. Good cutter from Shields.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:55 PM (CCBmg)

157 Sam Fuld fists-off a two-seam fastball to right. One-on. One out.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 03:57 PM (CCBmg)

158 Donaldson takes the first pitch from Shields into left. Two-on. ...soft line-drive to first and the K.C. double-play is easy. Two innings in the books.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:00 PM (CCBmg)

159 Mike Most-Suckass actually got a hit to the opposite-field!

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:02 PM (CCBmg)

160 Donaldson moves the runner over. One down. Runner on second for K.C.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:03 PM (CCBmg)

161 Kansas City is the only team ever to be last in HR and BB to make it to the postseason.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:07 PM (CCBmg)

162 ..they move Most-Suck-Ass over to third with a ground- out to the right side. Lorenzo Cain, (one of the best names ever), doubes to left. ...run scores. OAK - 2 K.C. - 2 Bottom of the third.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:09 PM (CCBmg)

163 Eric Hosmer flairs one to left. ...Cain scores. OAK-2 K.C. -3 Strikeout for the third out. ...We go to the Top of the Third.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:12 PM (CCBmg)

164 Scranton Joe Biden passed away? Dood, that's sad. Condolences to the family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2014 04:12 PM (8v9fw)

165 I quit. I hate you people.

Posted by: Slapweasel[/i][/u][/s][/b] at September 30, 2014 04:20 PM (CCBmg)

166 This is the saddest news since the Clown Car Tragedy of 2006.

Posted by: Klown 2.0 at September 30, 2014 09:13 PM (5fSr7)

167 so now the mantle passes to Jimmy Carter, right?

Posted by: stpaulchuck at October 01, 2014 07:01 AM (EhYdw)

168 Best clown movie ever - 'Killer Klowns From Outer Space'

Posted by: stpaulchuck at October 01, 2014 07:05 AM (EhYdw)

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