August 30, 2015

A Bit O' Twitter - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

It's not much, but it's fresh.


This made me laugh, and hard:


This made me smile:


and this made me say "Wow!":


Open thread.

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1 first?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:17 PM (Vog7R)

2 Wird is Marlene often did much more than kiss the servicemen...

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2015 02:18 PM (sPO3u)

3 When math was a contact sport.

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 02:18 PM (x303I)

4 Also, Salma Hayek is a twit. For someone who jiggles her boobs to make a dollar, that is some chutzpah.

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 02:19 PM (x303I)

5 Also, Salma Hayek is a twit. For someone who jiggles her boobs to make a dollar, that is some chutzpah. **** Duuuuuuude.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 30, 2015 02:19 PM (PMlgt)

6 I read it. Still first?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2015 02:19 PM (cygkw)

7 Central planning will always lead to inefficient economic results.  Plus, I'm hot.

Posted by: Friedrich "Salma" Hayek at August 30, 2015 02:19 PM (2XMpf)

8 Also, Salma Hayek is a twit. For someone who jiggles her boobs to make a dollar, that is some chutzpah. Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 07:19 PM (x303I) **** Go get her on Twitter! Dood....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2015 02:20 PM (cygkw)

9 I have no life. I was first. Selma did marry a billionaire so she may know a little bit more about economics now, maybe. That is a pretty funny tweet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:20 PM (Vog7R)

10 While you stare at my ample bosom, just remember that socialism inevitably leads to tyranny.

Posted by: Friedrich "Salma" Hayek at August 30, 2015 02:21 PM (2XMpf)

11 >>> Also, Salma Hayek is a twit. For someone who jiggles her boobs to make a dollar, that is some chutzpah. Ahem.

Posted by: Friederich A. Hayek at August 30, 2015 02:21 PM (2iV3X)

12 NASA before Powerpoint.

How does that chalkboard enhance Muslim self-esteem?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 30, 2015 02:21 PM (rHXGG)

13 Lets face it, Frederick didn't have a rack like that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:22 PM (Vog7R)

14 Before you ask. No. I will not delete that comment you now regret.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 30, 2015 02:22 PM (PMlgt)

15 My turn-ons include romantic walks on the beach, and macroeconomic theory.

Posted by: Friedrich "Salma" Hayek at August 30, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf)

16 Friederich didn't have a rack like that either.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:23 PM (Vog7R)

17 Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 07:19 PM (x303I) Poor Moki, you fell for it too.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2015 02:24 PM (GDulk)

18 NASA before Powerpoint. 1960's.

Last week I found a floppy disk storage drawer in a thrift store that was FULL of old windows software.

Powerpoint took eleven 1.44 meg floppies.

Office is on sixteen.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

19 Price signals communicated through the market may be demonstrated by copious amounts of sex.

Posted by: Friedrich "Salma" Hayek at August 30, 2015 02:26 PM (2XMpf)

20 I never fapped to Friederich.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

21 The Hayek quote is towards the end. After five minutes for you impatient sorts. Worth 7 1/2 minutes of your time. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 02:26 PM (2iV3X)

22 Wait til you see my theories, big boy!

Posted by: Candy Keynes at August 30, 2015 02:26 PM (l3vZN)

23 Isn't that Hayek thing at least a week old?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 30, 2015 02:26 PM (xOu6p)

24 yeah, I did. I own it. She irritates the crap out of me, from some of her previous comments, so yeah, I dove straight in. Mea culpa. She's still a twit.

Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 02:27 PM (x303I)

25 Putting up blinds and curtains after painting is at least as much work as taking them down. I vote it's more, but that might just be my lack of enthusiasm talking. I have at least three blinds I've decided not to put back up though. They're not in places with direct sunlight and not in areas where privacy is an issue.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2015 02:27 PM (GDulk)

26 >>How does that chalkboard enhance Muslim self-esteem? Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken They should have included a couple of zeros to be inclusive.

Posted by: Aviator at August 30, 2015 02:28 PM (c7vUv)

27 Love that tweet pic still. So funny seeing people conflate the actual author and picture and use her sexy actress self to attack his quote.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 30, 2015 02:28 PM (iA/+T)

28 Isn't that Hayek thing at least a week old? **** And?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 30, 2015 02:28 PM (PMlgt)

29 Who would kiss returning service members now? With todays post modern military, I'm figuring Andy Dick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:28 PM (Vog7R)

30 Somebody put it up here weeks ago,but so what.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2015 02:29 PM (sPO3u)

31 Invisible hand of the market?  Pshaw!  Just marry some old geezer and he'll take care of ya

Posted by: Adam "Anna Nicole" Smith at August 30, 2015 02:29 PM (2XMpf)

32 29 Richard Simmons.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2015 02:30 PM (sPO3u)

33 She's reported to be worth $85 million but I dont see how. She's been acting for a while so maybe she invested wisely? This is of course separate from her billionaire husband. Her next movie title is Sausage Party and her character named Teresa Taco...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 02:30 PM (iQIUe)

34
I'm going with profit and earnings ratios!

-Hussein the Bumbler

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 30, 2015 02:30 PM (OiFtZ)

35 Reminds me of those T-shirts that say "Yeah, I'm a Marxist!" with the Marx Brothers on it.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 02:30 PM (vsbNu)

36 Isn't that Hayek thing at least a week old? Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 30, 2015 07:26 PM (xOu6p) ***** We have entire threads on articles from '08 here. Last week is, like, cutting edge and shit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise[/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2015 02:31 PM (cygkw)

37 Was it just me wondering who the chick is next to the Hayek quote? I've heard of Salma's name , but I wouldn't know her from Boo.

Posted by: mpthompson at August 30, 2015 02:31 PM (I/SRC)

38 Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 07:27 PM (x303I) If it's any consolation, that tweet shows you had a great deal of company.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2015 02:32 PM (GDulk)

39 Love that tweet pic still. So funny seeing people conflate the actual author and picture and use her sexy actress self to attack his quote. They crossed the Memes. It was bad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy [/i][/s][/b][/u] at August 30, 2015 02:32 PM (LUgeY)

40 Hayek is having issues with her bra again.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2015 02:32 PM (08Znv)

41 All great images. Hope you all had a great weekend.

Posted by: Beth M at August 30, 2015 02:32 PM (kiy9d)

42 And? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 30, 2015 07:28 PM (PMlgt) And.......nothing. Just makin' a comment. Didn't think that would get anyone's dander up.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 30, 2015 02:32 PM (xOu6p)

43 Groucho was on Firing Line once with William Buckley.

Don't know if it's on YouTube, but it was pretty good.  Groucho was pretty much dead serious during the whole half hour.  Very intelligent man, he was.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 30, 2015 02:33 PM (+1T7c)

44 Looks like Professor Barnhardt's blackboard on The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 02:33 PM (W5DcG)

45 Looks like Professor Barnhardt's blackboard on The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

Yes.  It's working out the manual solution to the two-body problem.  I remember that from College Astronomy course.  Before I dropped out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 30, 2015 02:34 PM (+1T7c)

46 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO HAYEKS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2015 02:35 PM (FcR7P)

47
NASA before Powerpoint. 1960's.

I like to tell people that we went to the moon powered by coffee, cigarettes and the slide rule.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2015 02:35 PM (yfObW)

48 Marlene Dietrich and Martha Gellhorn were banging the same US general James Galvin. Gellhorn was not pleased.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 02:35 PM (iQIUe)

49 Notice the argyle socks. Interesting that people have been wandering around the office in dress clothes but no shoes even back then.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at August 30, 2015 02:35 PM (JreH3)

50 "After 30 years of painstaking research, Einstein discovers that time is money."

Posted by: The Far Side caption at August 30, 2015 02:37 PM (vsbNu)

51 I don't get it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2015 02:38 PM (rwI+c)

52 Nobody gets twitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 02:40 PM (Nfdkj)

53 I like to tell people that we went to the moon powered by coffee, cigarettes and the slide rule. Now we're so much healthier, smarter, and technologically advanced that we have to hitchhike to get 100 miles into space.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

54 We have entire threads on articles from '08 here. Last week is, like, cutting edge and shit. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 30, 2015 07:31 PM (cygkw) HEH! Alrighty then, forget what I said before, let me tell you how cool I thought the Beijing Olympics were!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 30, 2015 02:41 PM (xOu6p)

55 Im still trying to find that funny skit about blacks landing on the moon. What was it called again? Was it even a skit??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 02:42 PM (Nfdkj)

56 Also, Salma Hayek is a twit. For someone who jiggles her boobs to make a dollar, that is some chutzpah.
Posted by: Moki at August 30, 2015 07:19 PM (x303I)


Mark one more up for the "HATE HER HATE HER she has pretty tits and/or won't talk to me" file. 

I of course ask when she lost the unibrow and divorced Diego Rivera

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 02:43 PM (3pRHP)

57 43 Groucho was on Firing Line once with William Buckley. Don't know if it's on YouTube, but it was pretty good. Groucho was pretty much dead serious during the whole half hour. Very intelligent man, he was. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 30, 2015 07:33 PM (+1T7c) --This it? https://youtu.be/ZWcOuUg77BE

Posted by: The Far Side caption at August 30, 2015 02:45 PM (vsbNu)

58 Twitter is great. If you have a particular interest, you will find people around the world posting on it. Alot of them are academics, grad students posting their research etc. Like archeology? History? Art? Medieval manuscripts? Military history? -- twitter is your friend!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 02:45 PM (iQIUe)

59 I am bored. Anybody got any good ideas for a fun way to poke the hornets nest? The planned parenthood video series and all of project veritas is good but is outside my experience. - Maybe I just need to get some more experience. Rule 3:"When ever possible, go outside the experience of the enemy." This part should be easy. Rule 6:"A good tactic is one your people enjoy."

Posted by: Loki at August 30, 2015 02:45 PM (pH2fH)

60 /Gary Larson sock

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 02:45 PM (vsbNu)

61 Wow. Weirdest thing just happened. Just found out a guy we were acquainted with was a KGB agent

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2015 02:46 PM (zOTsN)

62 I saw that Hayek thing the other day. Picture plus comments...so funny.

Posted by: Lea at August 30, 2015 02:46 PM (vmMMi)

63 Im still trying to find that funny skit about blacks landing on the moon. What was it called again? Was it even a skit?? Posted by: Soothsayer That is called "The Old Negro Space Program" last I looked it was still on you tube and it is first-class.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2015 02:46 PM (l3vZN)

64 There are two Hayeks?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at August 30, 2015 02:47 PM (+1T7c)

65 My father used to point out that we went to the moon and back on 3 decimal places.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2015 02:47 PM (rwI+c)

66 61 You know Barack Obama????

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 02:47 PM (LAliD)

67 Evening, friends in my computer.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at August 30, 2015 02:48 PM (q20+R)

68 That's it, Jinxy! Tanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 02:48 PM (Nfdkj)

69 Marlene Dietrich and Martha Gellhorn were banging the same US general James Galvin. Gellhorn was not pleased. - Gellhorn was banging Hemmingway so . . .

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 30, 2015 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)

70 Im still trying to find that funny skit about blacks landing on the moon. What was it called again? Was it even a skit?? Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 07:42 PM (Nfdkj) --Look for the old negro space program.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 02:50 PM (vsbNu)

71 Hayek has better cleavage than Keynes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 02:50 PM (DsveK)

72 I think maybe that Selma was a repeat on this site, maybe not, either way two classics that go together (boobs and Austrian School of Economics) just like peanut butter and jelly can always be doubled.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 30, 2015 02:50 PM (ODxAs)

73 The KGB agent? Worked for several energy company's doing IT. And on the energy grid

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2015 02:51 PM (zOTsN)

74 The NASA thing? It's funny because I just had this conversation last night. I'm posting from a 3 ounce device in my hand (shut up, Morons) that has more technology than it took to send men to walk on the moon. 40 years. Amazing.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 02:51 PM (zeEqS)

75 How did Man ever get to the Moon when the workplace was so hostile, no maternity leave, no sexual conduct guidelines, and no diversity?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 02:51 PM (Nfdkj)

76 Dave's not here man........

Posted by: what brain cell? at August 30, 2015 02:51 PM (Ii765)

77 Once again... 4 young chiquitas in Omaha.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 02:52 PM (Nfdkj)

78 Before divershitty man could walk on the moon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 02:52 PM (DsveK)

79 No wonder some people think it's a conspiracy to fool people that we went to the moon. They think, "How could they have done all those complicated calculations without computers?"

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 30, 2015 02:53 PM (laMCB)

80 howdy, people is stoopid remember the Barak is a Keynesian bit? fire can't melt steel etc.

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 02:53 PM (Fkvff)

81
Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo and Gummo.
All Marxist.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2015 02:53 PM (yfObW)

82 "1957 or 58. If you were black, and you were an astronaut, you was out of work."

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2015 02:54 PM (l3vZN)

83 ThunderB - You're in TX, right? Did you read any of the last thread?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 02:55 PM (zeEqS)

84 40 years. Amazing. Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 07:51 PM (zeEqS) 46, actually. And I still can't dance.

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin at August 30, 2015 02:55 PM (laMCB)

85 The group of men working on that chalkboard is . . . disturbingly non-diverse.

Posted by: SJW at August 30, 2015 02:55 PM (vsbNu)

86 55
Im still trying to find that funny skit about blacks landing on the moon. What was it called again? Was it even a skit??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 30, 2015 07:42 PM (Nfdkj)




www.negrospaceprogram.com

Posted by: Josef K. at August 30, 2015 02:56 PM (RcpcZ)

87 I posted this this morning but nobody was as impressed as I thought they should be. This looks cool. New HBO series. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXV9w62P2yA&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 30, 2015 02:57 PM (Nwg0u)

88
How did Man ever get to the Moon when the workplace was so hostile, no maternity leave, no sexual conduct guidelines, and no diversity?


Because white guys GET SHIT DONE.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 02:58 PM (oVJmc)

89 46, actually. And I still can't dance. --------------------------- You can dance if you want to...

Posted by: Men Without Hats at August 30, 2015 02:58 PM (zeEqS)

90 .....Powerpoint took eleven 1.44 meg floppies...... and I bitch because my work won;t let me send 20MG files in an email. Working in a salt mine I am

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 02:59 PM (Fkvff)

91 >>> And I still can't dance. Tough guys don't dance.

Posted by: Norman Mailer at August 30, 2015 02:59 PM (2iV3X)

92 Ancient Africans landed on the Moon in 3,000 BC!

Posted by: Black History Minute With Nat X at August 30, 2015 02:59 PM (oVJmc)

93 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1ifNaNABY

Oh, man, Sex and economics.  What will they think of next?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 03:00 PM (3pRHP)

94 Yeah, when we had this thread a week or so ago, I was corrected because I spelled her name "Selma." Good gracious, but I do entertain myself sometimes.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2015 03:00 PM (Dj0WE)

95 Old Saturday night live... Second City TV.... Mad TV...... Friday's.... And way down at the bottom of the list is ... The current Saturday Night Live,,, That's the biggest bunch of farging idiots on TV.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 03:01 PM (Ii765)

96 KGB recruits him to infiltrate the office of Zibignew Brzinski when he was in the Carter Administration. He says he failed. He did provide corporate espionage to the soviets. He was ordered back to the Soviet Union but refused because he didn't want to leave his child. He said he had AIDS and the only place he could get treatment was in the U.S. He was discovered by the FBI when a KGB defector told them

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2015 03:01 PM (zOTsN)

97 85 The group of men working on that chalkboard is . . . disturbingly non-diverse. Posted by: SJW at August 30, 2015 07:55 PM (vsbNu) Don't you worry! Our RaceSexual Diversity Team of Social Engineers is on it! We'll design your Moon Rocket and have it crashing into the Arizona desert in no time!

Posted by: SJW University, California, probably... at August 30, 2015 03:01 PM (xOu6p)

98 We went to the moon 40+ years ago using fookin slide rules but we cna't evern TRY to deport 11 million illegals. that there is a modern ' can't do attitude ' on display

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 03:01 PM (Fkvff)

99 She wasn't named after the town in the snivel rights movement?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:02 PM (DsveK)

100 There are two Hayeks? Posted by: Captain Oblivious at August 30, 2015 07:47 PM (+1T7c) Yes, and judging by that photo, they're fabulous.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2015 03:02 PM (o98Jz)

101 Nope. What happened?

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2015 03:02 PM (zOTsN)

102
We went to the moon 40+ years ago using fookin slide rules but we cna't evern TRY to deport 11 million illegals.


They imported themselves, they can deport themselves.


Posted by: Black History Minute With Nat X at August 30, 2015 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

103 Unfortunate sock.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

104 I mean yes I am in Texas and no i didn't look at the previous thread

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2015 03:03 PM (zOTsN)

105 Send the illegals to an empty land they can make their own. Antarctica.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:05 PM (DsveK)

106 LMAO, shirtless man chased out of the Maine woods by armed man on North Woods Law. Does that guy answer to Randy?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 03:05 PM (vsbNu)

107 THERE. ARE. TWO. HAYEKS!

Posted by: Captain Picard at August 30, 2015 03:05 PM (2XMpf)

108 There would be two Keynes' if it worked.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:06 PM (DsveK)

109 So someone said Hayek was a great economist... She misunderstood and thought they were talking about HER.... /facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 30, 2015 03:06 PM (qh617)

110 Does that guy answer to Randy? Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 08:05 PM (vsbNu) Offer him a cheeseburger... if he jumps at it, the answer's probably yes.....

Posted by: SJW University, California, probably... at August 30, 2015 03:07 PM (xOu6p)

111 THERE. ARE. TWO. HAYEKS! ................ we got it, motorboating was not invented yesterdday

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 03:07 PM (Fkvff)

112 Why do these minority communities tolerate these high murder rates? Chicago, Baltimore, St Louis -- the gang violence is insane.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 03:08 PM (iQIUe)

113 So someone said Hayek was a great economist... ..................................... She is a fabulous economist, she married a guy worth at least a billion and fired off a kid with him I'd suggest Hayek is great at math too

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 03:08 PM (Fkvff)

114 I be chagrined that so many folks got their Hayeks mixed up. *facepalm* Or, did they?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 30, 2015 03:10 PM (yMVjf)

115 We went to the moon 40+ years ago using fookin slide rules but we cna't evern TRY to deport 11 million illegals. They imported themselves, they can deport themselves. Posted by: Black History Minute With Nat X at August 30, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc) The current problem with Immigration law is NOT the Law... its the Courts. The laws if enforced would be just fine... its the Courts who keep saying you can't ENFORCE the laws... Like, the law saying Non Citizens can't get State resources... which were once on the books of most states... Or the Law that says its a FELONY to knowingly aid and abet an illegal to stay in this country. Or the Law that said there was no dual citizenship.... hell, its still in the oath, but the COURTS have said the oath means nothing... they can still keep their other citizenship.... The first thing we need to do? Fix the Courts... because they are currently unaccountable to the people... and so make silly decisions.

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 30, 2015 03:10 PM (qh617)

116 It's Sunday Night and Time for Fat Pants. Too much lunch after church and no nap.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 03:11 PM (Z56vq)

117 SO mimosa's are pretty good on a Sunday evening too 48 minutes to this weeks 'The Last Ship' just found out the actor who plays the captain is only 42yo

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 03:11 PM (Fkvff)

118 we got it, motorboating was not invented yesterdday - Other things that were not invented yesterdday. NSFW!!!! http://tinyurl.com/opj5ljw

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 30, 2015 03:11 PM (qpBY+)

119 Pants are for grocery runs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:12 PM (DsveK)

120 The group of men working on that chalkboard is . . . disturbingly non-diverse They are a diverse group of Germans. Richard Basehart is on Colombo. He's a ham.

Posted by: Cereal Rapist at August 30, 2015 03:13 PM (BO/km)

121 Pants are for grocery runs. ............. and picking raspberries and blackberries, fwiw

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 03:13 PM (Fkvff)

122 "Economics is a highly sophisticated field of thought that is superb at explaining to policymakers precisely why the choices they made in the past were wrong. About the future, not so much." - Ben Bernanke

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at August 30, 2015 03:14 PM (g4VbG)

123 We went to Home Depot today to price hardwood flooring. They had Dogwood Trees they were just bringing out. I might get the Mister to go back and grab a couple.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 03:14 PM (Z56vq)

124 40 Hayek is having issues with her bra again. Posted by: Diogenes

I'm going to guess that its existence tops the list. 

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2015 03:14 PM (LAe3v)

125 the dude in the NASA pic on the right with the tallest ladder is the Alpha.....

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 03:15 PM (Fkvff)

126 123 We went to Home Depot today to price hardwood flooring. They had Dogwood Trees they were just bringing out. I might get the Mister to go back and grab a couple. Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 08:14 PM (Z56vq) Dogwood Trees??? do they pee on themselves?

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 30, 2015 03:15 PM (qh617)

127 ThunderB - Nothing to worry about. I'm coming down there for a visit, and some of us were thinking about a little get-together. I'd love to meet a few more Morons and/or 'Ettes IRL. How far from Austin or Houston are you?

Posted by: Men Without Hats at August 30, 2015 03:15 PM (zeEqS)

128 Is there a valid reason that in 2015 the Raiders have a baseball field in the middle of the football field? Come on.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 03:15 PM (Ii765)

129 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:16 PM (DsveK)

130 Dan 80's band sock...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:17 PM (zeEqS)

131 Because white guys GET SHIT DONE.
Posted by: Pappy O'Danie


Alas, their fatal jumping deficiency forced these men to use ladders to write their equations. 

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2015 03:17 PM (LAe3v)

132 128 Is there a valid reason that in 2015 the Raiders have a baseball field in the middle of the football field? Come on. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 08:15 PM (Ii765) --Just one reason they're thinking of moving back to LA.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 03:17 PM (vsbNu)

133 Dogwood trees bloom in the spring. Pretty pink or white blossoms.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 03:18 PM (Z56vq)

134 Dat chalkboard is RAAAACIISSSS!! #BlackCoffeeMatters

Posted by: DeeRay McKuckstik at August 30, 2015 03:18 PM (3Lhng)

135 They must be having trouble scamming some locality into building them a stadium.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:19 PM (DsveK)

136 Dogwood Trees??? do they pee on themselves? Posted by: BB Wolf at August 30, 2015 08:15 PM (qh617) No, but they have very loud argyle bark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 03:19 PM (aRgrb)

137 Real men use slide rules. http://preview.tinyurl.com/px6ctqf

Posted by: The Slide Hat at August 30, 2015 03:20 PM (0TXlm)

138 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:16 PM (DsveK) Pray I don't rename you!

Posted by: Fredo the Great at August 30, 2015 03:20 PM (DUoqb)

139 I know there's at least one other fan of Milt Rosenberg's show/podcast among the Morons, so now he has his political A-team panel and it looks like they have a calm, rational discussion about the Trump phenomenon up. Can't wait to listen to it tonight!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 03:20 PM (vsbNu)

140 We went to Home Depot today to price hardwood flooring. They had Dogwood Trees they were just bringing out. I might get the Mister to go back and grab a couple.

Dogwood trees as hardwood flooring?  That's a little too DIY for me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 03:21 PM (YJmuy)

141 www.negrospaceprogram.com Hah! Clever little film.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 03:21 PM (FcR7P)

142 Hayek is having issues with her bra again. ***** NASA isn't trying to map out a trip to the moon. They are designing a bra that offers comfort, support and style.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 30, 2015 03:21 PM (PMlgt)

143 "Economics is a highly sophisticated field of thought that is superb at explaining to policymakers precisely why the choices they made in the past were wrong. About the future, not so much."
- Ben Bernanke


Did he say it wearing a low-cut dress?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 03:21 PM (oVJmc)

144 Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo and Gummo. All Marxist. Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2015 07:53 PM (yfObW) Don't forget Bruno.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2015 03:21 PM (+jijM)

145 I'm beat, I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2015 03:21 PM (DUoqb)

146 I apologize for my rude and crude nasty old sock and wish to remove it at this time. It was totally uncalled for and unintentional and maybe left over from when I didn't know what I was doing. Please except my sincerist apology.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 03:22 PM (BO/km)

147 Don't you be lookin' at my supply-side!

Posted by: Bernice Bernanke at August 30, 2015 03:23 PM (2XMpf)

148 I need to make supper. But it's hard to leave when ____ ____ ____ ____ ____. ??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 30, 2015 03:25 PM (QCKK6)

149 Is a large penis really a plus if you are gay and into anal sex? I ask b/c the DM has an article on Guy Burgess where they talk about his YUGE asset.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 03:26 PM (iQIUe)

150
But it's hard to leave when ____ ____ ____ ____ ____.


the tranny midgets are frisky?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 30, 2015 03:26 PM (2XMpf)

151 >>> and picking raspberries and blackberries, fwiw I'd pick some raspberries while pantless on a dare. Blackberries, no.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 03:27 PM (2iV3X)

152 I'm watching Columbo too. Richard Baseheart from.... 20,000 Leagues Under The Bottom of the Sea Hunt

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 30, 2015 03:28 PM (QCKK6)

153 My only true redeeming qualities are my boobehs.

Posted by: Selma Kayak at August 30, 2015 03:29 PM (Dwehj)

154 Mount Redskin? Mount Firewater?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:30 PM (DsveK)

155 Salma Hayek was hot when she was playing that chick with the unibrow.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 30, 2015 03:30 PM (vsbNu)

156 Dogwood's the state flower of North Carolina and Virginia.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 30, 2015 03:30 PM (0FSuD)

157 I thought of another similarity between the Left and Palestinian terrorists and all muslim terrorists. You know how the Left will sneak a small group of people in, say, a Republican event, and then one will disrupt the event, get thrown out, and then another will stand up and do the same, and so on? That's pretty the same exact tactic as setting off one explosive device, waiting for the rescueers to arrive and then setting off another explosive device, and another. It's a way to get the most bang for the buck.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 30, 2015 03:32 PM (QCKK6)

158 I'm embarrassed that it took me over a minute to realize it was a joke.

"Oooooh... Hayek!"

<facepalm>




Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at August 30, 2015 03:33 PM (/pB9Z)

159 >>How does that chalkboard enhance Muslim self-esteem? Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken And they used WHITE CHALK!!!!! Oh, the white privilege of those guys

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 03:33 PM (NOIQH)

160 Mount me!

Posted by: Sandra F'k at August 30, 2015 03:33 PM (BO/km)

161 I saw that same article. 19" appendage they said he had. His take was that it wasn't the great deal that westen males who constantly watch porn and have a slightly skewed sense of reality seem to think it is.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 03:34 PM (Ii765)

162 I like a dogwood sandwich.

Posted by: Dogwood Bumstead at August 30, 2015 03:34 PM (W5DcG)

163 Nip Sip, State tree AND state flower in Va. Didn't know that NC stole that from us, too.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:34 PM (zeEqS)

164 At this point, I've pretty much been reduced to a life support system for my vajayjay. Sigh.

Posted by: Selma Kayak at August 30, 2015 03:36 PM (Dwehj)

165 164 The little man in the boat?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:37 PM (DsveK)

166 The little man in the boat? Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:37 PM (DsveK) Queefing the Seven Seas...

Posted by: Three Hats to the Wind at August 30, 2015 03:38 PM (0TXlm)

167 At this point, I've pretty much been reduced to a life support system for my vajayjay. Sigh. Sadly, that's my job.

Posted by: Franois-Henri Pinault at August 30, 2015 03:38 PM (rwI+c)

168 Any woodworking morons present? A newbie looking for some sage advice from the Horde.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 03:39 PM (8zCR+)

169 Didn't know that NC stole that from us, too. Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 08:34 PM (zeEqS) Flattery

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 03:39 PM (sYdRN)

170 It's a sine!

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2015 03:40 PM (+jijM)

171 Dogwood's the state flower of North Carolina and Virginia. Posted by: Nip Sip at August 30, 2015 08:30 PM (0FSuD) Official Provincial Tree of British Columbia, too. Those big white "petals"? They aren't petals, they are "bracts". The button in the center is host of teensy-tiny flowers. Dogwoods grow to be pretty respectable trees in the Lower Mainland and Vancouver Island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 03:40 PM (aRgrb)

172 Shoot cm9K

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 03:40 PM (BO/km)

173 159 >>How does that chalkboard enhance Muslim self-esteem? Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken Blackboard?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 03:41 PM (sYdRN)

174 It's a sine! Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2015 08:40 PM (+jijM) Now go get your shine box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2015 03:41 PM (DUoqb)

175 Any woodworking morons present? A newbie looking for some sage advice from the Horde. Posted by: cm9000 -------------------- Keep your fingers away from the blades.

Posted by: 'Four Finger' Harry at August 30, 2015 03:41 PM (9mTYi)

176 Dogwood makes good mallets. I know that.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 03:43 PM (BO/km)

177 That old pick of Dietrich is great, but the two guys squished through the window makes me feel all claustrophobic. *shivers*

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 03:44 PM (NOIQH)

178 There's nothing like a good piece of hickory.

Posted by: Preacher at August 30, 2015 03:44 PM (JO9+V)

179 Any woodworking morons present? A newbie looking for some sage advice from the Horde.

Wear pants, because splinters.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

180 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. - Mount White Privilege?

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 30, 2015 03:44 PM (Nwg0u)

181 Dogwood?

Well, that's whenever my puppy gets really excited.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at August 30, 2015 03:45 PM (+1T7c)

182 Dogwood makes good mallets. I know that. Posted by: freaked --------------------- Model locomotives?

Posted by: 'Four Finger' Harry at August 30, 2015 03:45 PM (9mTYi)

183 Keep your fingers away from the blades.

Posted by: 'Four Finger' Harry at August 30, 2015 08:41 PM (9mTYi)



A nasty cut taught me that lesson pretty early. thankfully I still have all my fingers. For now.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 03:46 PM (8zCR+)

184 Model locomotives?
Posted by: 'Four Finger' Harry


I don't get it.  You are too articulated.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at August 30, 2015 03:46 PM (+1T7c)

185 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. ------------------- Next, Pike's Peak, Mount Mitchell, Mount Washington, and etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:47 PM (9mTYi)

186 Next, Pike's Peak, Mount Mitchell, Mount Washington, and etc. Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------- Because, white guys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:47 PM (9mTYi)

187 So my theory on the Biden- Lizzie Warren meeting: after Plugs stopped trying to grope her (and yeah that's icky on several levels) he told her: the president wants you to run. I'm going to flirt with it but that's s diversion . After Labor Day the Hilary campaign will be over, trust me. Trumpka and I will set up an event and introduce you as a surprise guest . The press will eat it up. Keep it quiet, get your team ready.

Posted by: Jim in virginia at August 30, 2015 03:47 PM (B/FHz)

188 I don't want to brag but that NASA math looks quite elementary to my educated eyes.

Posted by: Dorfman's pledge pin at August 30, 2015 03:47 PM (3MNCs)

189 I don't get it. You are too articulated. Posted by: Captain Oblivious ---------- Well, don't get steamed up about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:48 PM (9mTYi)

190 Wear pants? Where the hell do yo think you are?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 03:49 PM (8zCR+)

191 History will know me as the Wise Latina II.

Posted by: Selma Kayak at August 30, 2015 03:49 PM (Dwehj)

192 129 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:16 PM (DsveK) Of course. McKinley's a Republican president.

Posted by: theCork at August 30, 2015 03:49 PM (/NUys)

193 So my theory on the Biden- Lizzie Warren meeting: after Plugs stopped trying to grope her (and yeah that's icky on several levels) he told her: the president wants you to run. I'm going to flirt with it but that's s diversion . After Labor Day the Hilary campaign will be over, trust me. Trumpka and I will set up an event and introduce you as a surprise guest . The press will eat it up. Keep it quiet, get your team ready. Posted by: Jim in virginia at August 30, 2015 08:47 PM (B/FHz) Joe Biden エッチする http://preview.tinyurl.com/kyv3tr7

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~です at August 30, 2015 03:50 PM (0TXlm)

194 Dogwood trees bloom in the spring. Pretty pink or white blossoms.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 08:18 PM (Z56vq)


Make sure you do not get kousa dogwoods (Cornus kousa) which are a bad imitation of the classic dogwood (Cornus florida), and be ready to spray with a fungicide recommended for your area.  They are beautiful trees but have been been ravaged by anthracnose, a pretty destructive, but treatable, fungal disease.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/s][/b] at August 30, 2015 03:51 PM (ftVQq)

195 Did someone say they need woodworking?

Posted by: Major Wood at August 30, 2015 03:51 PM (BO/km)

196 cm900 -What is the question? Ignore those buffoons making puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:51 PM (9mTYi)

197 Mt. McKinley is already commonly referred to as Denali. Does Zero want to steal the name from the native Alaskans?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 03:52 PM (vsbNu)

198 12 NASA before Powerpoint. How does that chalkboard enhance Muslim self-esteem? Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 30, 2015 07:21 PM (rHXGG) We went to Space Center Houston last week, and I looked in vain for the Muslim Contributions To Space 'n' Shit wing, but never found it. Perhaps it fills an entire building elsewhere on the NASA campus. But unless I miss my bet, Muslims would consider it an accomplishment if they could blow up a rocket or shuttle on the launchpad just before takeoff.

Posted by: MathMom at August 30, 2015 03:52 PM (bSH+u)

199 The tallest mountain in the lower 48 states has a spelling that is just too close to whitey. Gonna have to change that. Surprized Moonbeam hasn't noticed that yet.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 03:52 PM (Ii765)

200 129 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. Posted by: Boss Moss
Link?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:53 PM (Vog7R)

201 They are beautiful trees but have been been ravaged by anthracnose, a pretty destructive, but treatable, fungal disease. Posted by: Hrothgar ----------------- We had the largest, prettiest pink Dogwood in the neighborhood. Probably 40 years old. Succumbed to fungus. Breaks my heart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:53 PM (9mTYi)

202 Keep your tools sharp.

Posted by: Morning Wood at August 30, 2015 03:54 PM (rwI+c)

203 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. President Douchebag is also going to see some snow, apparently, on his global warming trip to Alaska next week.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 03:54 PM (FcR7P)

204 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. Posted by: Boss Moss Link? Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 08:53 PM (Vog7R) http://preview.tinyurl.com/nby5hh7

Posted by: The Linking Hat at August 30, 2015 03:54 PM (0TXlm)

205 What puns? Just cause we're ripping on cm9k?

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 03:54 PM (BO/km)

206 199 The tallest mountain in the lower 48 states has a spelling that is just too close to whitey. Gonna have to change that. Surprized Moonbeam hasn't noticed that yet. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 08:52 PM (Ii765) --My stepbrother's wife is named Whitney. A ship served by his business is named the Mount Whitney. The jokes abound.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 03:55 PM (vsbNu)

207 Where's my old dead white guy eraser, Val?

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at August 30, 2015 03:55 PM (Dwehj)

208 President Douchebag is also going to see some snow, apparently, on his global warming trip to Alaska next week. Posted by: t-bird He has a hundred dollar bill rolled up and ready to go.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 03:55 PM (W5DcG)

209 McKinley renamed: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ntx7q2q Barky's gonna do it while there on a Global Warming charade.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:55 PM (9mTYi)

210 Well, don't get steamed up about it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:48 PM (9mTYi) Howdy, Mike. Had a good TR6 day today. Finsished the floor repair welding by welding on 4 captive nuts to attach the driver's seat. (passenger side already done) Vacuumed out a bunch of debris, and painted the entire floor with POR-15. Pinhole-rusted areas that didn't merit cutting and welding got a patch of fiberglass cloth stuck into the sticky POR-15, and glommed down with more of the same. That really stiffens up a "soft" floor, and even looks quite presentable. Tomorrow, once the POR-15 dries, I can begin to reassemble the interior. And I didn't get any on me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 03:56 PM (aRgrb)

211 Obama gets to crap on tradition and pander to an ethnic group.

No way he'd miss that opportunity.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

212 What puns? Just cause we're ripping on cm9k? Posted by: freaked --------------- I saw what you did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 03:57 PM (9mTYi)

213 Isn't it named by an Act of Congress? The Balls on this guys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2015 03:57 PM (rwI+c)

214 http://tinyurl.com/ntx7q2q

Wall Street Journal. Mount McKinley to be renamed Denali. At least they are naming it after an SUV.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 03:57 PM (DsveK)

215 197: Oh yea, Denali. He'll make it official then. Erase that awful white Republican from that officially. It was named McKinley after he was assassinated, correct? A memorial of sorts?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:57 PM (Vog7R)

216 puddleglum @ 29- who would kiss returning servicemen now?
Well, it wouldn't be the dicksychicks.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2015 03:57 PM (go5uR)

217 >>Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley Glad he and Sen. Murkowsky are focused on the important things. Just thinks of the expense of changing all things that mention this peak - maps, trailhead, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

218 The dogwoods I was sure were dead after they go shredded by a tornado came back. The ones I cut up had some good hard wood but the others left standing just started growing out of the remaining trunks a year later.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 03:59 PM (BO/km)

219 We had the largest, prettiest pink Dogwood in the neighborhood. Probably 40 years old. Succumbed to fungus. Breaks my heart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:53 PM (9mTYi)


I had a stand of them, like 8 in a row, what a beautiful site in spring,  Now I have four that I am trying to nurse along.  I don't think they will ever recover fully.


I think the primary anti-fungal spray is "MancoZeb" and alternating it with an "Infuse" spray seems to help a lot!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/s][/b] at August 30, 2015 03:59 PM (ftVQq)

220 cm900 -What is the question? Ignore those buffoons making puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 08:51 PM (9mTYi)



The puns are part of the charm of this place. The question is how to get a thick, smooth finish of spar polyurethane without clouding. This is for a bench I want to keep outdoors. Thanks.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 03:59 PM (8zCR+)

221 Global warmening.

I was at a restaurant for breakfast with my wife, and they happened to have a copy of today's  New York Times. While waiting to be seated, read from the Front  page article on how the Russkis are grabbing the Arctic, especially since there is more open water now and such.  Because of global warmening.  Obviously.

And frankly, what a load of hogwash.  There is plenty of open source data that shows no decline in the Arctic ice pack.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at August 30, 2015 04:01 PM (+1T7c)

222
The puns are part of the charm of this place. The question is how to get a thick, smooth finish of spar polyurethane without clouding.


A) Never dip your brush into the can of poly.  Always pour it out into a cup and work from that.

B)  Coat, dry, sand with fine grit sandpaper.  Wipe clean to remove all dust (very important), then repeat as many times as you need to get the thickness you want.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

223 204: Thanks. Our god-king, President Unicorn, is a massive douche.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 04:02 PM (Vog7R)

224 So Fredo is gonna rename a mountain? I am going to rename my crapper. Wanna guess what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2015 04:02 PM (DUoqb)

225 Ice pack melts in the summer and freezes in the winter. Where's my Nobel Prize?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:02 PM (DsveK)

226 Fear the Walking Dead Masturbators

Posted by: derit at August 30, 2015 04:02 PM (jT+gh)

227 That chalk board neatly explains why I went to law school - might as well be written in Klingon, as far as my feeble, non-engineer brain is concerned. Just imagine, guys like Buzz Aldrin not only could work that math, he could fly the rocket as well.

Posted by: PabloD at August 30, 2015 04:03 PM (3RNW8)

228 You can also use steel wool instead of sandpaper, but ALWAYS remove all dust before the next coat.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

229 "My father used to point out that we went to the moon and back on 3 decimal places." That says a lot about American ingenuity and I am so totally stealing that quote w/ attribution of course

Posted by: rockisdead at August 30, 2015 04:04 PM (Di+KE)

230 "To think against is more difficult than to act against." Davila

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:04 PM (Uk9e2)

231 It was named McKinley after he was assassinated, correct? A memorial of sorts? Posted by: Puddleglum Like all the stuff that was renamed "Kennedy" in 1964.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 04:05 PM (W5DcG)

232 Oh, I thought Zero was gonna rename Mt. McKinley after *himself*.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 04:06 PM (vsbNu)

233 I hiked up Mount Washington yesterday in hopes of photographing moonrise and sunset. Got some nice clouds, instead. Way back, around 1820 I would guess, Ethan Allen Crawford were sitting around a campfire and under the influence gave the names to Mount Adams, Mount Jefferson, mount Madison and Mount Monroe. Fun fact: Mount Washington was not named for President Washington, but for General Washington.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 04:06 PM (2iV3X)

234 The Mister had a bunch of trees in the back cut down earlier this year and on of them took out the Dogwood at the top of the driveway. It was the first thing you saw when you came up the hill to the house.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 04:07 PM (Z56vq)

235 Second vote on using the 0000 steel wool.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at August 30, 2015 04:07 PM (Dwehj)

236 Chocolate Denali Moose Tracks is the World's Greatest Ice Cream Flavor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:07 PM (DsveK)

237 I was gonna say steel wool but pappy beat me to it. Lot of coats too.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 04:07 PM (BO/km)

238 Sounds like Chrissie Hynde didn't get the memo about real talking: http://tinyurl.com/qdyzk7s

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 30, 2015 04:08 PM (oFCZn)

239 Oh, I thought Zero was gonna rename Mt. McKinley after *himself*. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 09:06 PM (vsbNu) I figured he would name it after one of the"gentle Giants" and heroes of the black lives matter crowd.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2015 04:08 PM (DUoqb)

240 I have never seen a more accurate photograph of oppressive colonization by the White Man. What is NASA, a reboot of the KKK?

Posted by: BLaMmo at August 30, 2015 04:08 PM (Uk9e2)

241 Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 08:59 PM (8zCR+)

Running on memory here, but there was an excellent furniture book:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qfb8kje

that had a lot to say about finishes.  The part I remember was something to the effect that you could mix a lot of mineral spirits into varnish and then scrub it on and it would settle run and bubble free. I tried in on a couple of pieces in my youth and the finishes were fantastic (at least to my eyes).  A good spar varnish applied this way might do the trick.  I think he also recommended sealing the raw wood with shellac cut pretty substantially with alcohol.  I would recommend you try to find the book.


My copy got lost in a tragic boating accident.  Strangely enough, the lat-long coordinates in the police report seem to be incorrect.

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/s][/b] at August 30, 2015 04:08 PM (ftVQq)

242 Fun fact: Mount Washington was not named for President Washington, but for General Washington. Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 09:06 PM (2iV3X) Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that Mt. Rushmore was totally not named for Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 04:08 PM (aRgrb)

243 232 Really? Mount $hitpack?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:08 PM (DsveK)

244 Speaking of mountains, I read an article today about all the people hiking the Appalachian Trail. Bunch of druggies.

Posted by: ALH at August 30, 2015 04:09 PM (Z56vq)

245 Wikileaks founder Julian Assange claims he'll be killed by CIA DRONE if he leaves embassy Well I certainly hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2015 04:09 PM (DUoqb)

246 So me and little dogs went to the range today. Rented a m-3 grease gun and rattled off some full auto. Little dogs could control it. He's 12 Surprised at the light recoil and accuracy. Best 30 bucks I've spent in a long time. 'Murica.

Posted by: 2dogs at August 30, 2015 04:09 PM (0gjMe)

247 Second vote on using the 0000 steel wool.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands

And use a tack cloth in between sanding and putting on the next coat.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at August 30, 2015 04:09 PM (+1T7c)

248 It is pretty simple really. Obama let Shell drill in the Arctic to pay off his crony friends. So he doe's something for the long oppressed. A true SJW he is, all the way to the ballot box and beyond....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 04:10 PM (Ii765)

249 I think it's okay to rename McKinley to Denali. I don't think we have any mountains named after Italicans.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2015 04:10 PM (+jijM)

250 >>Speaking of mountains, I read an article today about all the people hiking the Appalachian Trail. Bunch of druggies. Ugh, like that awful movie "Wild" (based on a book, apparently.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 04:10 PM (NOIQH)

251 He'll be wearing a hellfire missile.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:10 PM (DsveK)

252 George Jung of Blow fame was released from prison last year. His internet fans consider him a victim and are always talking about him trying to reconnect with his daughter and how much he loves her. His daughter doesnt know him. He has spent most of her life in prison. If he loved her so much, he wdn't have chosen a life of crime. These people act like he was some poor patsy when he was a serious drug dealer who though he claims he was never violent had no problem dealing with the people who did violence for him. He was an associate of Carlos Ledher and Pablo Escobar.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 04:11 PM (iQIUe)

253 That says a lot about American ingenuity and I am so totally stealing that quote w/ attribution of course

Posted by: rockisdead at August 30, 2015 09:04 PM (Di+KE)



Don't forget the criticality of duct tape and WD40 to NASA's early missions!

Posted by: Hrothgar [/u][/i][/s][/b] at August 30, 2015 04:11 PM (ftVQq)

254 Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that Mt. Rushmore was totally not named for Rush Limbaugh.

Atop the Golden EIB Microphone.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at August 30, 2015 04:11 PM (Dwehj)

255 I've known Colonels who would have the time of their lives making the TOC team do that last picture....

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2015 04:12 PM (Kucy5)

256 Mount Coolidge

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:12 PM (Uk9e2)

257 As I understand it, Alaskans were calling Mt. McKinley Denali anyway. Still, Obama is only doing it to pander and be a petty bitch towards his enemies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2015 04:12 PM (Vog7R)

258 A) Never dip your brush into the can of poly. Always pour it out into a cup and work from that.

B) Coat, dry, sand with fine grit sandpaper. Wipe clean to remove all dust (very important), then repeat as many times as you need to get the thickness you want.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 09:02 PM (oVJmc)



Other than the brush dipping I've been doing what you say but still having issues with clouding. Are really light coats something that would work, if so how many?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 04:12 PM (8zCR+)

259 This Fear episode is much more interesting with paranoia surfacing

Posted by: derit at August 30, 2015 04:13 PM (jT+gh)

260 Fun fact:  I'd totally assumed it was already renamed Denali.  Shows what I know, eh?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at August 30, 2015 04:13 PM (cSn8R)

261 Finally, a mountain named after a GMC. Way to go Phuckstick!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 30, 2015 04:13 PM (ucDmr)

262 Finally, a mountain named after a GMC. Way to go Phuckstick! Yep. We sold almost zero when they were the GMC Wm. McKinley.

Posted by: GM, Mark of Excrement at August 30, 2015 04:16 PM (75uvI)

263 cm900 - First of all, I strongly prefer spar varnish, vs. polyurethane. Others may disagree. Sand , use tack cloth to remove all dust, coat, let dry..., for a good while. Two weeks would not be too much. Sand again. Thoroughly tack cloth. Coat again. It's an effort, but will last for years before repeating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 04:16 PM (9mTYi)

264 Are really light coats something that would work

Of course, silly. Everybody knows it's light coats in Fall, heavy coats in Winter.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at August 30, 2015 04:16 PM (Dwehj)

265 cm I finished a guitar once clouding comes from moisture: humidity and/or not letting coats dry between applications strip and try again

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:17 PM (Uk9e2)

266 I'd totally assumed it was already renamed Denali. Shows what I know, eh? Posted by: Brother --------------- Denali National Park...., but that's not good enough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 04:17 PM (9mTYi)

267 Other than the brush dipping I've been doing what you say but still having issues with clouding. Are really light coats something that would work, if so how many?

Posted by: cm9000

Another thing you could do is use polyfoam "brush" instead of a bristle brush.  I've found that those work better to make a smooth and clean surface with polyurethane than a bristly brush. And they're cheap, you throw them away after you're done.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at August 30, 2015 04:17 PM (+1T7c)

268 obama's gonna rename Lake Titicaca to Lake Escalade

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 30, 2015 04:18 PM (QCKK6)

269
Other than the brush dipping I've been doing what you say but still having issues with clouding. Are really light coats something that would work, if so how many?


You might be picking up dust and dipping it back into your can of poly, which will suspend in the can and go on with every coat.  Try switching out to a new cup for every coat.

I also like to use foam brushes or chip brushes that I can throw away between coats.  Keeping contaminants down helps keep the glaze as clear as possible.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

270 262: Didn't fit on my windshield banner. Now, maybe there's achance. Awsome.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 30, 2015 04:18 PM (ucDmr)

271 cm9000 - What brand, type, of varnish have you used?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 04:19 PM (9mTYi)

272 Are really light coats something that would work

Technically it is a "suit of lights"

Posted by: Your Friendly Torreador at August 30, 2015 04:19 PM (3pRHP)

273 After Yucca Mountain is full they can name it after Obama.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2015 04:19 PM (+jijM)

274 http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive Baby goats are quiet now but they are noisy little mofos. They miss their mother. And though they see the humans as their new mother, since they cant spend 24/7 with them, there is a whole lot of crying. It's sad. When the owners come to the pen which they do often, the baby goats will climb up and sit it their laps. They weigh 10 kilos now but will grow up to 100 kilos. So, enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 04:20 PM (iQIUe)

275 So, a president un-named a mountain that had been named for one of his predecessors (President William McKinley). That's OK, because when I become president, I'm going to unname every place that had been named for President Obama back to its original name. For example: Obama Boulevard with revert to Skid Row; The Obama Center for the Arts will revert to One-Eyed Joe's Strip Club and Cat-House; The Obama Chair of Racial Harmony will revert to Assistant Professor of Africana Studies at South Missouri Tech; and The People's Republic of Comrade Obama-Land will revert to the United States of America.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2015 04:21 PM (jBuUi)

276 with revert to Skid Row = will revert to Skid Row

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2015 04:21 PM (jBuUi)

277 After Yucca Mountain is full they can name it after Obama.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 30, 2015 09:19 PM (+jijM)


Yucca Mountain is cultural appropriation.  It should be "Cassava Mountain"

Posted by: Liberal Arts Major (perpetually offended, 1st class) at August 30, 2015 04:21 PM (3pRHP)

278 I wouldn't try to do heavy coats, because it can run and puddle, but light or moderate are fine.  Keep in mind that light coats will have more steps to sand and clean to build up a thicker deposit, which might compound the dust problem.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 30, 2015 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

279 So why are  you all looking at me like I am a Manioc?

Posted by: Liberal Arts Major (perpetually offended, 1st class) at August 30, 2015 04:23 PM (3pRHP)

280 I think the radio station just loaded a bunch of CDs and hit no repeat shuffle play.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:24 PM (DsveK)

281 >>> Speaking of mountains, I read an article today about all the people hiking the Appalachian Trail. Bunch of druggies. I saw that, too. Seemed to be about problems at Baxter State Park in Maine. The place is tightly regulated.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 04:24 PM (2iV3X)

282 Well, I think it's great his biggest "achievement" is named after him: Obamacare. That will haunt him, despite ems lecturing us calling it that is racist or something. Same goes for Obamaphone - a program that grew exponentially thanks to Obama. Maybe we need to rename food stamps-->"ObamaStamps" or "ObamaSNAP" since he's more than doubled the recipients intentionally. Any ideas on getting his name attached to Planned Parenthood so that there's no doubt he was responsible for that and the related HHS contraceptive mandate?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

283 obama will leave office as a popular and succefful president, the Media will tell us But in 3 years, i'd say, obama's legacy will be a mushroom cloud and millions dead. obama is a Destroyer. Every single thing he has done, the whole world will see, is deleterious.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 30, 2015 04:25 PM (QCKK6)

284 Hayek is the most beautiful economist of all.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 04:25 PM (sdi6R)

285 In California it is illegal to have a coating of any kind that is not water based, low VOC, environmentally sustainable green, and not worth a shit. True story.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2015 04:26 PM (Ii765)

286 thin layer dry for a week 2000 grit wet paper to buff acetone to clean (instantly dry, no residue) thin layer again... etc buddy had a saying: "if you want something really nice, no matter what it is, it'll cost you around a thousand bucks"

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:26 PM (Uk9e2)

287 Any ideas on getting his name attached to Planned Parenthood

ObamaParts

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at August 30, 2015 04:26 PM (Dwehj)

288 Sand , use tack cloth to remove all dust, coat, let dry..., for a good while. Two weeks would not be too much. Sand again. Thoroughly tack cloth. Coat again.

It's an effort, but will last for years before repeating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 09:16 PM (9mTYi)



Mike and Pappy and others thanks for the tips. I'm starting to conclude I'm not waiting long between coats. 

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 04:27 PM (8zCR+)

289 Any ideas on getting his name attached to Planned Parenthood so that there's no doubt he was responsible for that and the related HHS contraceptive mandate? Posted by: Lizzy How about renaming Planned Parenthood to the Obama Coalition for Exterminating the Negro Race.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2015 04:28 PM (jBuUi)

290 Our health care system. Our economy. Our foreign relations. Our security. Our sovereignty. All damaged on purpose by obama. He realized his rotten communist angry black father's dreams...with a lot of help from Republicans. Yes, it will be their legacy, too. They aided and abetted obama the terrorist in nearly everything he did.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at August 30, 2015 04:28 PM (QCKK6)

291 276: We were better damnit! Guns n Roses. circa 1986.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 30, 2015 04:28 PM (ucDmr)

292 129 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 08:16 PM (DsveK) He will name it after himself: Mt. Shitstain.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 30, 2015 04:28 PM (WEvvb)

293 cm9000 - What brand, type, of varnish have you used?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 09:19 PM (9mTYi)



I've been using Miniwax Helmsman spar urethane.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 04:29 PM (8zCR+)

294 129 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. He will name it after himself: Mt. Shitstain. Mount Love

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 04:30 PM (BO/km)

295 How can Barry legally change McKinley to Denali? All kinds of bills have been introduced to change or keep the name. So how is it legal for Barry to EO the change? What's to stop him renaming Death Valley to "the Sands Of Allah"?

Posted by: Daybrother at August 30, 2015 04:30 PM (FzOXr)

296 Three years after he leaves office, the nation of Israel will be renamed the Obama Memorial Crater.

Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2015 04:31 PM (jBuUi)

297 It hurts me to say that the Raiders look really good right now

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 04:31 PM (LAliD)

298 Fear the Walking Dead should be renamed "Fear Your Children's Stupidity in a Crisis."

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 04:32 PM (NOIQH)

299 293: Minwax is the best poly varnish. Foolproof.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 30, 2015 04:32 PM (ucDmr)

300 Tarantino's an Obama fanboy whodaguessed

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:33 PM (Uk9e2)

301 Please please let there be a zombie blitzkrieg at the protest!

Posted by: derit at August 30, 2015 04:33 PM (jT+gh)

302 I donno... I think that Julie Borowski graduated from provocateur, pro level to something close to grand master. Bravo!

Posted by: Synova at August 30, 2015 04:33 PM (Ek0Xs)

303 Mount Michelle

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:34 PM (Uk9e2)

304 Raiders. 12 carries for 1 yard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:34 PM (DsveK)

305 Tobias red shirt!

Posted by: derit at August 30, 2015 04:34 PM (jT+gh)

306 >>> Mount Michelle Occasionally...

Posted by: Barry at August 30, 2015 04:35 PM (2iV3X)

307 countdown week to college football

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 04:36 PM (Uk9e2)

308 Foolproof.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 30, 2015 09:32 PM (ucDmr)



You haven't met me.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 04:36 PM (8zCR+)

309 >>>303 Mount Michelle

Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 09:34 PM (Uk9e2)



Not touching that one.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 30, 2015 04:36 PM (7SWgb)

310 Precedent Osama is going to rename Mt. McKinley. "Mountain Of Debt" He must be pissed he doesn't have the rights to Everest.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 04:37 PM (FcR7P)

311 241 ... The book Hrothgar mentions, The Furniture Doctor, is the one my father used back in the early 1960s. He was great at restoring furniture. Wish he had taught me how. I used it a few times with good results. I don't know if it has been updated in the newer editions.

Posted by: JTB at August 30, 2015 04:37 PM (FvdPb)

312 307 countdown week to college football Posted by: Feh at August 30, 2015 09:36 PM (Uk9e2) <96 hours

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 04:37 PM (vsbNu)

313 A little disturbing the way so many institutions are disappearing any Southern historical figures' names, statues, plaques, etc. after the Charlotte shooting and now Obama is removing McKinley's name from the peak. Lefty effort to wipe out AMerican heritage from the public square, replaced w/MLK, Cesar Chavez. Margaret Sanger and others like them? May need to re-read "The Book of Laughter and Forgetting"...

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 04:39 PM (NOIQH)

314 Test

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 04:39 PM (Nfdkj)

315 Tin Foil,

That's nation wide thanks to EPA. Nearly all oil base stuff that hasn't been driven from the market is under rules that allow sale only to shops with a letter on file showing full ventilation.

The irony is that removing the toughest paint from the market makes it much more difficult to maintain older homes with lead based paint that is now a huge EPA priority.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at August 30, 2015 04:40 PM (i7JE3)

316 297, Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 04:41 PM (zyIlW)

317 My legacy will be the Neo-Communist takeover of the USA.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2015 04:41 PM (7SWgb)

318 Mount McKinley to be renamed Denali Who's going to be on the $500 bill, Fauxcahontas?

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 04:41 PM (FcR7P)

319 Hey, zombie! That was very funny the other day. Made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 04:42 PM (iQIUe)

320 308: Buy the best brush available. Or, spray. Just remember, keep moving.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 30, 2015 04:44 PM (ucDmr)

321 The irony is that removing the toughest paint from the market makes it much more difficult to maintain older homes with lead based paint that is now a huge EPA priority.

One could almost wonder if the EPA had some sort of interest in keeping certain segments of the population stupid.  o_O

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 30, 2015 04:44 PM (rHXGG)

322 Logprof, finished reading your novella this morning. It was interesting, but I couldn't figure out what the problem was in the end. I suspect I need to up my levels of femme crazee to get it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 04:46 PM (Nfdkj)

323 >>The irony is that removing the toughest paint from the market makes it much more difficult to maintain older homes with lead based paint that is now a huge EPA priority. I would bet a lot of money that the nameless, faceless mid-level bureaucrats who made that decision did not bother to research or consider how banning those paints would impact other things - it was probably prompted by some activist org's lobbying and/or scare story and little else.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 04:48 PM (NOIQH)

324 HR- I could accept that if proven but my belief is they just don't care about the effects one of there regulatory grabs has on the other.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at August 30, 2015 04:49 PM (i7JE3)

325 NASA before PowerPoint looks like my sheets of paper when I'm trying to figure out work problems sometimes. But they're much tidier than I, and I don't draw those circle thingies. I will say it's amazing how things were done back in the day. So many things are effortless now, although it's a lot easier writing equations by hand than tying to write the darn things in an electronic document. Ugh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 04:51 PM (Nfdkj)

326 I really dont care if LA gets eaten by zombies. But one thing I will say in Angelenos defense, there will be no shortage of zombies getting blown away. Plenty of guns here. People wd just come out blasting away.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 04:51 PM (iQIUe)

327 48 Marlene Dietrich and Martha Gellhorn were banging the same US general James Galvin. Gellhorn was not pleased. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 07:35 PM (iQIUe) I bet Galvin was, though.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 04:52 PM (sdi6R)

328 Salma Hayek made $85 million bucks jiggling her boobs. Can you say the same? No? Then shut up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 04:53 PM (iQIUe)

329 I bet Galvin was, though. Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R) ========= Gellhorn found out that he was getting out of her bed and going directly to Dietrich's bed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 04:55 PM (iQIUe)

330 You can't argue with Economics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 04:55 PM (DsveK)

331 Putting up blinds and curtains after painting is at least as much work as taking them down. I vote it's more, but that might just be my lack of enthusiasm talking. I have at least three blinds I've decided not to put back up though. But if you don't put the blinds back up, what are you gonna do fer hunting season?!?

Posted by: Adriane the Interior Decorating Critic ... at August 30, 2015 04:56 PM (qOsoH)

332 HR, I have been meaning to post this but Pixy, the hater, has been blocking my comments. Anyway, I want to wish you a hearty congratulations on your upcoming nuptials! I am so happy for you. And here I was thinking you were spending time in Germany and learning German to discover your heritage when it was a man all along! May you have a long, happy, and blessed union.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 04:57 PM (Nfdkj)

333 Salma Hayek made $85 million bucks jiggling her boobs. Can you say the same? I'll have to try jiggling her boobs and see how much they pay me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 04:58 PM (W5DcG)

334 OK Horde, I need some car identification assistance. I just got this pic of my grandmother the other day, and I'm trying to figure out the model of the car she is leaning against. As a side note, the pic may have been taken in the Philippines. http://i.imgur.com/UE7oMMs.jpg

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 04:59 PM (nL0sw)

335 >>> Salma Hayek made $85 million bucks jiggling her boobs. Can you say the same? No? Then shut up. Somebody once offered me $.50 to put my shirt back on. Does that count?

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 04:59 PM (2iV3X)

336 Crap, I meant to post that as this: http://tinyurl.com/ohw36cj

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 04:59 PM (nL0sw)

337 329 Gellhorn found out that he was getting out of her bed and going directly to Dietrich's bed. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 09:55 PM (iQIUe) That didn't leave him much time for generaling, did it?. But hey, I wish I was him.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 05:01 PM (sdi6R)

338 Congratulations Radish!

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 05:02 PM (2iV3X)

339 322 Logprof, finished reading your novella this morning. It was interesting, but I couldn't figure out what the problem was in the end. I suspect I need to up my levels of femme crazee to get it. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 09:46 PM (Nfdkj) --Thanks for reading. First, deciding how to insert the poison pill was a tough decision, which I can still recall over two decades later. On the most basic level, my best college buddy after reading said it was simply about how so many relationships fater after sex.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:02 PM (vsbNu)

340 Posted by: Adriane the Interior Decorating Critic ... at August 30, 2015 09:56 PM (qOsoH) Lol. I had to read that to my kids. Who didn't understand at all. Hmpf.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2015 05:02 PM (GDulk)

341 Katherine Timpf is back.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:02 PM (vsbNu)

342 >>> I'm trying to figure out the model of the car she is leaning against. Can you ask her to move her left hand?

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 05:05 PM (2iV3X)

343 Vic would know.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 05:05 PM (DsveK)

344 Can you ask her to move her left hand? Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2015 10:05 PM (2iV3X) I'm supposed to call her tomorrow evening. I'll ask her to move it then.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 05:06 PM (nL0sw)

345 Congratulations, HR!!! Fabulous news!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 05:06 PM (NOIQH)

346 Plymouth? Valiant?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 05:06 PM (DsveK)

347 Who keel da thredd?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:10 PM (vsbNu)

348 Speaking of twitter, saw this : http://tinyurl.com/nb2octc

Make sure your sound is on.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 30, 2015 05:11 PM (TJCSB)

349 And if it's bad, don't let it get you down, you can take it...

http://tinyurl.com/l98gwzz

Posted by: Argent at August 30, 2015 05:12 PM (7SWgb)

350 Country Singer, I think it is a Buick.  Century or something but I don't know the year.

Posted by: Liberal Arts Major (perpetually offended, 1st class) at August 30, 2015 05:14 PM (3pRHP)

351 Wow--I expected a thousand comments for how long this thread's been open. Still not gonna read through. Highlights, anyone?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 05:14 PM (MYPM9)

352 Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2015 10:02 PM (GDulk) I've got 3 or 4 doors that are still off their hinges, waiting for stripping & painting ... so I really can't say anything ; -))))

Posted by: Adriane the Interior Decorating Critic ... at August 30, 2015 05:15 PM (qOsoH)

353 off sock.

Anyhow, could it be a 47 roadmaster?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 05:16 PM (3pRHP)

354 Early fifties Buick?

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2015 05:17 PM (BO/km)

355 Arieta into the eighth with a no hitter for the Cubbies.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2015 05:17 PM (EDYaR)

356 Still not gonna read through. Highlights, anyone?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 10:14 PM (MYPM9)


I will have you know that I have not read Highlights since Dr Munson took out the hamster cage from the pediatric waiting room.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 05:18 PM (3pRHP)

357 Just discovered "Live from Daryl's House". What fun! G'night, all... http://www.livefromdarylshouse.com/welcome.html

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at August 30, 2015 05:18 PM (NOIQH)

358 Wow--I expected a thousand comments for how long this thread's been open. Still not gonna read through. Highlights, anyone? Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 10:14 PM (MYPM9) Economics, boobs, horny generals, dogwoods, GM's Alaskan mountain, and countdown to football. But what's with the goats??

Posted by: Blano at August 30, 2015 05:19 PM (w1ewr)

359 And here I was thinking you were spending time in Germany and learning German to discover your heritage when it was a man all along!

It was both

Thank you, chique!

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 30, 2015 05:19 PM (rHXGG)

360 I will have you know that I have not read Highlights since Dr Munson took out the hamster cage from the pediatric waiting room. Posted by: Kindltot But Goofus and Gallant were great, right? Right?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 05:19 PM (MYPM9)

361 Posted by: Adriane the Interior Decorating Critic ... at August 30, 2015 10:15 PM (qOsoH) Oof, doors are way worse. Have to admit that the last time I did doors (almost ten years ago now) I cheated and left them in the frames.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2015 05:19 PM (GDulk)

362 Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 10:16 PM (3pRHP) I think it might be a '46 Series 50 Super Estate Wagon: http://tinyurl.com/oq5yljh

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 05:21 PM (nL0sw)

363 Economics, boobs, horny generals, dogwoods, GM's Alaskan mountain, and countdown to football. ---- Horny generals? Anyone go over how General Hooker lent his name to the service profession?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 05:22 PM (MYPM9)

364 1948 Roadmaster.  That's my guess - from my google-fu

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 05:23 PM (3pRHP)

365 Thanks for Buick suggestion! I was searching all over the place in things like Packards and DeSotos.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 05:23 PM (nL0sw)

366 Horny generals? Anyone go over how General Hooker lent his name to the service profession? Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 10:22 PM (MYPM9) --IIRC it was less about Gen. Hooker himself and more about the camp followers of his sluggish army.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:23 PM (vsbNu)

367 Anyhow.  Wish it were legal under the CAFE standards to build those.  Or even something similar.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 05:26 PM (3pRHP)

368 RIP Wes Craven, legendary horror film director/creator ("Nightmare on Elm Street" series, "Scream" series), dead of brain cancer at age 76

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at August 30, 2015 05:26 PM (cSn8R)

369 Yup, Hooker was sick of half of his soldiers being out with various STDs that he decided to organize the ladies. The prostitutes had to have paperwork to service the servicemen, and that required regular checkups. Hooker's army was *much* more effective.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 05:26 PM (MYPM9)

370 Kizzy, I just pulled out my copy gf The Book of Laughter and Forgetting this weekend, from my university days. Was one of my favorites back in the day. Kundera absolutely gets it. Erasing history, distorting truth. Lies upon lies. I am not that old, how could people forget what totalitarianism really is.? This all took place in living memory for crying out loud, the USSR imploded in the 90s!

Posted by: Goldilocks at August 30, 2015 05:26 PM (uInAy)

371 Meant Lizzy, sorry

Posted by: Goldilocks at August 30, 2015 05:27 PM (uInAy)

372 Arieta into the ninth. Still no hits.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2015 05:27 PM (EDYaR)

373 368 RIP Wes Craven, legendary horror film director/creator ("Nightmare on Elm Street" series, "Scream" series), dead of brain cancer at age 76 Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at August 30, 2015 10:26 PM (cSn8R) --Damn. Scream was awesome.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:27 PM (vsbNu)

374 Terrible ad freezes. Think I'll avoid the smart military blog for a while. G'night.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 30, 2015 05:28 PM (yxw0r)

375 Man, my team sucks. I get a QB Rating of 14.0 and they still can't outscore me!

Posted by: Carson Palmer at August 30, 2015 05:28 PM (FcR7P)

376 I am not that old, how could people forget what totalitarianism really is.? This all took place in living memory for crying out loud, the USSR imploded in the 90s!

For your average 20something, anything before 2000 is ancient history.  You're lucky if they're clear on anything before 2005.

Santayana wept.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at August 30, 2015 05:29 PM (cSn8R)

377 I just saw "Turbo Kid". OW MY SIDES I had to drive all the way to Littleton to see it but it was worth it. 80s-style soundtrack... 80s film references... Michael Ironside. In the apocalyptic world of the far future, the street gangs can't even get a car started and so the high-speed chases are done on leftover pink Huffies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2015 05:29 PM (AVEe1)

378 Hooker's army was *much* more effective. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 10:26 PM (MYPM9) Really?

Posted by: Battle of Chancellorsville at August 30, 2015 05:29 PM (vsbNu)

379 Oh no! sorry to hear Wes Craven has passed on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2015 05:31 PM (AVEe1)

380 I watch the Gutfeld show for the hottie panelists.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:32 PM (vsbNu)

381 Hooker's army was *much* more effective. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 10:26 PM (MYPM9) Really? Posted by: Battle of Chancellorsville Effective for Yankee soldiers. *runs*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 05:36 PM (MYPM9)

382 http://tinyurl.com/ohw36cj I'm going with 1946 Buick Roadmaster

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 05:36 PM (FcR7P)

383 Looks like Trump is about to blow up the race again when he releases his tax plan in a couple days.

Uhhh, Not Trumps, you guys better get your ass's in gear or this thing is going to be over before Thanksgiving.


Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 05:36 PM (WVvzl)

384 Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 10:02 PM (vsbNu) Ah, thanks for the explanation! I see. Although I haven't been perfect, premarital outright sex is not something I am personally familiar with, if you catch my drift. So I guess that's why I didn't get it. That, or I am obtuse. Heh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 05:38 PM (Nfdkj)

385 I'm assuming the Hayek was the economist, but not one seemed to have mentioned that yet though any of the Twitter comments I looked through. Must have been one of the levels you meant

Posted by: Shiggz at August 30, 2015 05:39 PM (hMdoO)

386 Well Morons of the Horde, thank you for the purchases of Golden Isis

Been getting lost in history today while plotting out the legend that gets the whole sequel story rolling.  Finally had to close the tabs to the 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica just to write.

Hope you are knocking it out of the park logprof.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:41 PM (49rjL)

387 384 Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 10:02 PM (vsbNu) Ah, thanks for the explanation! I see. Although I haven't been perfect, premarital outright sex is not something I am personally familiar with, if you catch my drift. So I guess that's why I didn't get it. That, or I am obtuse. Heh. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 30, 2015 10:38 PM (Nfdkj) --Full disclosure to the good chique and all other Morons present: I was untouched at the time I originally wrote that story. Still, I was very observant.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:43 PM (vsbNu)

388 Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

I think she was married to Hemingway at the time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 05:48 PM (Zu3d9)

389 Wow, I need to see Colin Quinn's "Unconstitutional" on Netflix. CQ sounds like a conservative.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:48 PM (vsbNu)

390 Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 10:41 PM (49rjL) The murderer was Howard Carter in the Victoria & Albert Museum using the Golden Isis as a blunt instrument ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at August 30, 2015 05:49 PM (qOsoH)

391 I think she was married to Hemingway at the time. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Margaux?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 05:49 PM (MYPM9)

392 Arieta strikes out the side in the ninth to get it.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2015 05:50 PM (EDYaR)

393

Arrieta gets the no-no @LAD.  6th in MLB this season.

 

...nicely done, Jake!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) ([b]T[/b]) [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s] at August 30, 2015 05:51 PM (OQ9R7)

394 392 Arieta strikes out the side in the ninth to get it. Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2015 10:50 PM (EDYaR) --So, no-hitter shutout?

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:51 PM (vsbNu)

395 Arieta strikes out the side in the ninth to get it. Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2015 10:50 PM (EDYaR) Talk about finishing strong.

Posted by: Blano at August 30, 2015 05:52 PM (w1ewr)

396 W00t! Jake Arieta got a no-hitter. Cool. The last two batters he retired were Jimmy Rollins and Chase Utley, former Phillies from their glory days a few years ago.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 05:53 PM (sdi6R)

397 Is it me or are no hitters becoming a little too common?

I don't remember a period when so many no-nos have been tossed.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 05:53 PM (WVvzl)

398 Instapundit : The State of Illinois can't pay lottery winners. Me : If you have a winning lottery ticket and the state can't pay, that's fraud. They took your money, they don't pay out the prize. That was the original reason why lotteries were made illegal so many years ago; too much fraud.

Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 30, 2015 05:53 PM (oea40)

399 "Who's in charge of security in New Orleans?" I asked. My question silenced the raucous discussion in the Air Force One conference room on Friday, September 2, 2005. "The governor is in charge," Mayor Ray Nagin said, pointing across the dark wood table at Governor Kathleen Blanco. Every head pivoted in her direction. The Louisiana governor froze. She looked agitated and exhausted. "I think it's the mayor," she said non-committally. ... The tone started out tense and got worse. The governor and mayor bickered. Everyone blasted the Federal Emergency Management Agency for failing to meet their needs. Congressman Bobby Jindal pointed out that FEMA had asked people to email their requests, despite the lack of electricity in the city. I shook my head. "We'll fix it," I said, looking at FEMA director Mike Brown. Senator Mary Landrieu interrupted with unproductive emotional outbursts. "Would you please be quiet?" I had to say to her at one point. I asked to speak to Governor Blanco privately. We walked out of the conference room, through a narrow passageway, and into the small cabin at the front tip of Air Force One. I told her it was clear the state and local response forces had been overwhelmed. "Governor," I pressed, "you need to authorize the federal government to take charge of the response." She told me she needed twenty-four hours to think it over. "We don't have twenty-four hours," I snapped. "We've waited too long already." The governor refused to give an answer.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 30, 2015 05:53 PM (e8kgV)

400 There is one flaw in your cunning plan Adriane: gold maybe heavy but it also a soft metal and would deform while striking a human body to some extent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:54 PM (49rjL)

401 Just watched the last couple innings of the Arieta no-hitter. Pretty cool even for a Sox fan.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 05:54 PM (8zCR+)

402 No hitter. Cubs made one error. I don't know if he walked anybody.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2015 05:54 PM (EDYaR)

403 Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 10:36 PM (MYPM9)

That was a nasty battle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 05:55 PM (Zu3d9)

404 That was a nasty battle.

Hillary! and Humna-Humna for the lufa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:56 PM (49rjL)

405 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2015 05:57 PM (KCxzN)

406 That was a nasty battle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 10:55 PM (Zu3d9)



The real ones all are.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 05:58 PM (8zCR+)

407 397 Is it me or are no hitters becoming a little too common? I don't remember a period when so many no-nos have been tossed. Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 10:53 PM (WVvzl) ---Pssst, fewer PEDs.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 05:58 PM (vsbNu)

408 "2 Wird is Marlene often did much more than kiss the servicemen..."

"In her way, she may have formed an entire second front of her own..."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 30, 2015 05:59 PM (Kucy5)

409 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 10:56 PM (49rjL)

Yuck.

Thanks for that image.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2015 06:00 PM (Zu3d9)

410 Second front?  Captain Renault commenting on Yvonne.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:00 PM (49rjL)

411 As I recall, Arrieta was miffed because he was snubbed for selection as an All-Star pitcher this summer.  He has had a terrific second half of the season.

I think he is like  8-1 since the ASG.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at August 30, 2015 06:00 PM (+1T7c)

412 There is one flaw in your cunning plan Adriane: gold maybe heavy but it also a soft metal and would deform while striking a human body to some extent. Ah ha ... er, um, eh ... That is how we know the Golden Isis in the Museum is a fraud & the real statuette is currently in the hands of Belgian Art Smugglers. That & the Guylian wrappers all over the floor of the exhibit ...

Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at August 30, 2015 06:01 PM (qOsoH)

413 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Chancellorsville A masterpiece of Lee's generalship, but the loss of Stonewall was critical.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:01 PM (vsbNu)

414 I watched Falling Skies and it didn't disappoint in collapsing into stupidity. Wow, a series with potential never lived up to it.

Posted by: WOPR at August 30, 2015 06:02 PM (nRvEn)

415 Instapundit : The State of Illinois can't pay lottery winners. They are blaming it on not having passed a budget which will probably end up being blamed on a Republican sequester or some such garbage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 06:03 PM (W5DcG)

416 Fewer PEDs or we are just in an era where pitching is dominant. It has happened before .   

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 06:04 PM (8zCR+)

417 CBD, try the vodka flavoured brain bleach.

Yeah those wrappers sure do give a clue

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:06 PM (49rjL)

418 416 Fewer PEDs or we are just in an era where pitching is dominant. It has happened before . Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 11:04 PM (8zCR+) --Either way predominance of pitching is better because games are shorter.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:06 PM (vsbNu)

419 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 30, 2015 10:53 PM (e8kgV)


Mustn't let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Rahmbo at August 30, 2015 06:06 PM (7SWgb)

420 Me : If you have a winning lottery ticket and the state can't pay, that's fraud. They took your money, they don't pay out the prize. That was the original reason why lotteries were made illegal so many years ago; too much fraud. Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 30, 2015 10:53 PM (oea40) The bookie is his own enforcer....whaddaya expect from the ultimate criminal, government?

Posted by: Blano at August 30, 2015 06:06 PM (w1ewr)

421 Fewer PEDs ---- Nah, there's lots of us!

Posted by: Jared Fogle at August 30, 2015 06:07 PM (MYPM9)

422 All right, listening to Milt's podcast. Should be a good'un.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:08 PM (vsbNu)

423 Podacast link: https://ricochet.com/podcasts/milts-political-a-team/

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:08 PM (vsbNu)

424 cm9000 - Had to leave for a while. Earlier I mentioned that i prefer 'spar varnish' vs. polyurethane. What I meant by that is oil-based spar varnish. Lowes (here, at least) sells Cabot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:10 PM (9mTYi)

425 "Podacast link:" --- Is that in Italian?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:10 PM (MYPM9)

426 G'night AJ. Evening horde.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 06:11 PM (9jeGC)

427 Either way predominance of pitching is better because games are shorter.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)



Yep. Best game I've watched this year was Mark Buehrle vs. Chris Sale. Under two hours.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 06:12 PM (8zCR+)

428 Feeling depressed.

https://mises.org/library/economics-dead-and-it-being-killed-again

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 06:12 PM (3pRHP)

429 Islamic - You've read "41" I take it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:13 PM (9mTYi)

430 trevor something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caC6Fo4Ca1Y

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2015 06:16 PM (AVEe1)

431 Islamic - You've read "41" I take it. Posted by: Mike Hammer --------- Crap. I meant 'Decision Points'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:16 PM (9mTYi)

432 Looks like Rauner was taken in by the GOPe crony he tasked to craft a budget. He was paying her 30k a month, she split after 8 months without having produced an actual budget. Her resume reads like a who's who of GOPe fail. Poor Rauner, bitch set you up.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 06:17 PM (eDW1j)

433 422 All right, listening to Milt's podcast. Should be a good'un. Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 11:08 PM (vsbNu) ----- Planning to listen to it in an hour or so before I sleep too. It's hard to believe Milt can be as sharp as he is at 90 years old.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 30, 2015 06:17 PM (mhkbv)

434 49 Notice the argyle socks. Interesting that people have been wandering around the office in dress clothes but no shoes even back then. Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at August 30, 2015 07:35 PM (JreH3) He's wearing pennyloafers and highwaters.

Posted by: Tyrconnell at August 30, 2015 06:17 PM (37ZZQ)

435 cm9000 - Had to leave for a while. Earlier I mentioned that i prefer 'spar varnish' vs. polyurethane. What I meant by that is oil-based spar varnish.

Lowes (here, at least) sells Cabot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 11:10 PM (9mTYi)



Thanks for the response Mike. I am looking for a finish that will hold up best outside.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 06:17 PM (8zCR+)

436 Crap. I meant 'Decision Points' Posted by: Mike Hammer Blame autocorrect. People will believe you.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:17 PM (MYPM9)

437 RE Selma Hayek Plastic surgery can be a wonderful thing for some billionaires.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2015 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

438 I guess this is the ONT?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 30, 2015 06:19 PM (2XMpf)

439 If you can't pay off a lottery winner, you've stolen the money. Period. I think in California, the state only has to actually pay out 50% of what it just took in. Theft.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 06:21 PM (FcR7P)

440 Friedman is still alive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 06:21 PM (DsveK)

441 Blame autocorrect. People will believe you. Posted by: Turd Ferguson ----------- Autocorrect... yeah, that's it. Actually, if this browser has it, I don't have it turned on. I have to suffer for my own misspellings when they crop up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:22 PM (9mTYi)

442 Water training for the crew of Apollo 1.  Virgil I. Grissom can be seen in the raft closest to the CM.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-61.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:22 PM (49rjL)

443 RE Selma Hayek Plastic surgery can be a wonderful thing for some billionaires. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2015 11:18 PM (u82oZ) *** Who bitch this is?

Posted by: SALMA Hayek at August 30, 2015 06:23 PM (wlm3X)

444 Looks like Rauner was taken in by the GOPe crony he tasked to craft a budget.

He was paying her 30k a month, she split after 8 months without having produced an actual budget.

Her resume reads like a who's who of GOPe fail.

Poor Rauner, bitch set you up.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 11:17 PM (eDW1j)



What happened? I thought Rauner had some some fiscal wizard on board.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 06:23 PM (8zCR+)

445 We didn't think anybody would win. Couldn't just let that money sit there.

Posted by: California at August 30, 2015 06:23 PM (7SWgb)

446 Blame autocorrect. People will believe you -------------------- I'll certainly back him up.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 06:23 PM (zeEqS)

447 440 Friedman is still alive? Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 11:21 PM (DsveK) --Milt Rosenberg, has a long-running show on WGN in Chicago, podcasted on Ricochet.

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:24 PM (vsbNu)

448 To be correct correct, it's called auto-cucumber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:24 PM (49rjL)

449 Mart pissed at us?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 06:24 PM (OMXTD)

450 I guess this is the ONT? Posted by: chemjeff -------------------- Gotta go with what you got. Did you ever answer my query re adiabatic polymerization? It's much easier for me to ask rather doing actual, you know, research.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:24 PM (9mTYi)

451 Who bitch this is? Posted by: SALMA Hayek It's you, if you'd marched with MLK.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:25 PM (MYPM9)

452 ' adiabatic ' Ooops. 'Anaerobic '

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:25 PM (9mTYi)

453 Friedman is still alive?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2015 11:21 PM (DsveK)



Milton? I don't think so but I've been wrong before in dead or alive?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 06:26 PM (8zCR+)

454 I want my... I want my... I want my O N T

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at August 30, 2015 06:26 PM (0TXlm)

455 Ooops. 'Anaerobic ' Posted by: Mike Hammer Damn. You already admitted no auto cucumber.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:27 PM (MYPM9)

456 Another reminder: AoSHQ Moron Fantasy Football League draft is a week from today!

Posted by: logprof at August 30, 2015 06:28 PM (vsbNu)

457 Damn. You already admitted no auto cucumber. Posted by: Turd Ferguson ---------------- I know. And now I'm having trouble breathing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:29 PM (9mTYi)

458 I don't think so but I've been wrong before in dead or alive? Posted by: cm9000 You spin me right 'round.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:29 PM (MYPM9)

459 @444 Looks like the wizard was just a well connected GOPe crook along the lines of a Jamie Gorelick. She apparently worked for GOPe all stars such as Schwarzenneger, Jeb and Pataki, etc.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 06:29 PM (eDW1j)

460 Sock removal.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 06:29 PM (wlm3X)

461 Mike, remove the cat from hugging your face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 06:30 PM (49rjL)

462 I know. And now I'm having trouble breathing. Posted by: Mike Hammer Half waiting for the "I meant I'm having trouble breeding" correction...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:30 PM (MYPM9)

463 OK Horde, I need some car identification assistance. I just got this pic of my grandmother the other day, and I'm trying to figure out the model of the car she is leaning against. As a side note, the pic may have been taken in the Philippines. http://i.___ur.com/UE7oMMs.jpg Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2015 09:59 PM (nL0sw) Looks like a Buick Super Eight (that part's a gimme) circa 1948.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 06:31 PM (aRgrb)

464 Mike, remove the cat from hugging your face. Posted by: Anna ------------------ Yeah... he just bit me, and I'm bleeding. I know the food bowl is empty... brb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 06:31 PM (9mTYi)

465 This made me laugh, and hard: It made me hard, too, but it's been four hours! Medically, I have the right to an ONT.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 06:31 PM (FcR7P)

466 Half waiting for the "I meant I'm having trouble breeding" correction... "I'm having trouble beading." Mike's into making jewelry. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Adriane the Hobby Critic ... at August 30, 2015 06:32 PM (qOsoH)

467 Looks like a Buick Super Eight (that part's a gimme) circa 1948. Look how the emblem is separate from the grill. I think it's 1946.

Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2015 06:34 PM (FcR7P)

468 Looks like the wizard was just a well connected GOPe crook along the lines of a Jamie Gorelick.

She apparently worked for GOPe all stars such as Schwarzenneger, Jeb and Pataki, etc.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 30, 2015 11:29 PM (eDW1j)



Was hoping for better from Rauner, alas disappointed by a politician again.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 30, 2015 06:34 PM (8zCR+)

469 "I'm having trouble beading." Mike's into making jewelry. NTTAWWT Posted by: Adriane the Hobby Critic You misheard--it's "beating".

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:34 PM (MYPM9)

470 ONT is up, in case you haven't already abandoned me.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 06:37 PM (MYPM9)

471

450 "Did you ever answer my query re adiabatic polymerization? It's much easier for me to ask rather doing actual, you know, research."

Does it have to do with insulin???

Posted by: MAx at August 30, 2015 06:37 PM (LAliD)

472 Country Singer,

Looks to be maybe a 1946 Buick 50 Sedanette , heres a 3/4 view pic.
http://tinyurl.com/oo78nrw

Posted by: Bob in Houston at August 30, 2015 06:45 PM (b7AU3)

473 Fresh = 3 weeks old?

Posted by: Percy Gryce at August 30, 2015 06:52 PM (u/z6E)

474 327 48 Marlene Dietrich and Martha Gellhorn were banging the same US general James Galvin. Gellhorn was not pleased. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 30, 2015 07:35 PM (iQIUe) I bet Galvin was, though. Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2015 09:52 PM (sdi6R) That's Gavin, nicknamed "Jumping Jim," Slim Jim," or because he always taped a hand grenade to one suspender and a first aid kit to the other, "Iron tits". James Galvin is a poet.

Posted by: Tyrconnell at August 30, 2015 07:02 PM (37ZZQ)

475 FYI, the Hayek image is fake.

Posted by: Bobby at August 30, 2015 08:50 PM (2Y6Hc)

476 AoSHQ: Where 'fresh' is redefined.

Posted by: socalcon at August 30, 2015 10:41 PM (lHASK)

477 Denali, in native Alaskan means 'look at that f-ing big mountain'.

Posted by: socalcon at August 30, 2015 10:50 PM (lHASK)

Posted by: Vic[/i] at August 31, 2015 12:42 AM (t2KH5)

479 Two pictures of a brave, free and inspiring country that no longer exists. *sigh*

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 31, 2015 02:51 AM (mCS9b)

480 Salma bless her pretty face and heart, makes her living pretending to be other people while being filmed.

That sums it up right there.

Posted by: obsidian at August 31, 2015 03:11 AM (ARK2U)

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