March 30, 2015

Two Men, Dressed As Women, Attempt to Ram Through NSA's Gate in Stolen SUV; Police Kill One Man
— Ace

The other man was injured, as was a cop at the gate.

"No link to terrorism" the police are saying.

Officers opened fire after two men dressed as women refused to stop Monday at the National Security Agency gate at Fort Meade and then smashed into a police vehicle blocking the road, officials said. One of the men died, and the other man and the officer were hurt.

...

An FBI spokeswoman said earlier in the day that the incident was not believed to be linked to terrorism. The NSA said the incident was contained to the vehicle control point area on the perimeter of the secure campus.

A senior defense official said the two men were dressed as women. That official spoke on condition of anonymity because the official was not authorized to discuss an ongoing incident.

A man had opened fire on the NSA building on March 3rd as well.

Per an NBC report, a weapon and drugs had been found in the car as well. (Link to a French article.)

A video report by ABC7 in Maryland (I think), found at Hot Air.

Posted by: Ace at 11:21 AM | Comments (368)
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1 First

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 11:22 AM (0FSuD)

2 Workplace violence.

Posted by: NCKate at March 30, 2015 11:22 AM (Vpxxe)

3 Workplace violence. Obviously.

Posted by: Hussein Clown Posse at March 30, 2015 11:23 AM (CZexX)

4
What a drag!

Posted by: Hillary's cough at March 30, 2015 11:23 AM (1sVzz)

5 Hold my beer.....

Posted by: first guy in a dress at March 30, 2015 11:23 AM (XlHZs)

6 Were they wearing hijabs or were they just your "usual" transvestites?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 11:23 AM (DXzRD)

7 Officers opened fire after two men dressed as women refused to stop Monday at the National Security Agency gate at Fort Meade
___
Security gates can be a drag.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 30, 2015 11:24 AM (78TbK)

8 The pictures seem mighty strange.  They have no barricade and when the guys took off they were rammed by a cop car?


That's what it looks like to me.  Seems to be they would have barriers that pop up out of the ground.  What if that car was a bomb?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 11:24 AM (0FSuD)

9 This is transphobia.

Posted by: NCKate at March 30, 2015 11:24 AM (Vpxxe)

10 "Two men, dressed as women..." Looks like the transgender community is turning towards terrorism.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 30, 2015 11:24 AM (YYJjz)

11 Where is Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: NCKate at March 30, 2015 11:25 AM (Vpxxe)

12 Tea Party, amirite?  Certainly no way it could ever, EVER be the religion of pieces ...

Posted by: acethepug at March 30, 2015 11:25 AM (WK825)

13 The NSA refused to come to their wedding.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 30, 2015 11:25 AM (hiT/m)

14 I am certain there is a reasonable explana ...hahahahaah. I can't go on.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 30, 2015 11:25 AM (S8V5R)

15 "No link to terrorism" the police are saying. It was just a Social Justice action by Trannies, who were mercilessly slaughtered by our transphobic government!

Posted by: Critical Gender Studies Major (with a minor in fighting transphobia) at March 30, 2015 11:25 AM (0Ew3K)

16 These guys couldn't Mohammedans, dressing  in drag will get you thrown off a building.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (0FSuD)

17 They were just looking for the new federally mandated transgender bathrooms.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (K4YiS)

18
Does this dress make my AK look fat?

Posted by: Full Otto at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (1sVzz)

19 The two men, named Ahmed and Abdullah, were not thought to be connected to any terrorist groups.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (so+oy)

20 It's a man, baby

Posted by: Austin Powers at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (z+4T3)

21 Drugs? The hell you say. Also, I'm just going to assume they were from Florida.

Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (mf5HN)

22 Blame Canada Indiana!

Posted by: new South Park song at March 30, 2015 11:26 AM (CZexX)

23 "No connection to terrorism, but we are checking the sales this week at Saks." Just when we think the world cannot possibly get any screwier.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (659DL)

24 ABC 7 (WJLA) would be the DC affiliate.

Posted by: redsweater at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (q5JWV)

25 Was this in Indiana? Boycott the NSA. They shoot trans people.

Posted by: NCKate at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (Vpxxe)

26 Drag racing can be dangerous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (W5DcG)

27 Tranny privacy activists.

Posted by: fb at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (JVEmw)

28 No "Dude Looks Like A Lady" video?

Posted by: or is that too on-the-nose at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (9Z8lH)

29 These guys couldn't Mohammedans, dressing in drag will get you thrown off a building. ........... Not when it is in the name of Allah. You actually get two extra virgins in paradise!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (so+oy)

30 Two Men, Dressed As Women "I am not dressed as a woman, officer! When my mother gave me these pajamas, she insisted they were boy's pajamas!"

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (K4YiS)

31 Didn't ISIS or Boko Haram (whatever) have members dress in drag to commit atrocities?  I'll have to start searching the net for the answer to that.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 30, 2015 11:27 AM (fMQoG)

32 Bloomberg said trans fat is bad for you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 11:28 AM (W5DcG)

33 I think it's probably safe to speculate that a couple of crackhead trannies took a wrong turn. Safe, except for the SJW's who will now be hounding me for my 'divisive' hate speech.

Posted by: West at March 30, 2015 11:28 AM (1Rgee)

34 It's old.

Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 11:28 AM (evdj2)

35 Damn Amish are at it again

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 30, 2015 11:28 AM (GPKDB)

36

The whole plan is stupid.

If you plan to ram through a checkpoint, why disguise yourselves as women?

So the guards will say, "Oh, just women drivers ... let them through"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 30, 2015 11:28 AM (hiT/m)

37 14 The NSA refused to come to their wedding.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 30, 2015 04:25 PM (hiT/m)


NSA guys started laughing on the guys phones?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 11:28 AM (0FSuD)

38 Even fake women suck at driving.

Posted by: NCKate at March 30, 2015 11:29 AM (Vpxxe)

39
He died with his panties on.

Posted by: 100% COTTON at March 30, 2015 11:29 AM (1sVzz)

40 Wait... this isn't where the monthly Maryland Transvestites Dinner Dance is being held?

Posted by: first guy in a dress at March 30, 2015 11:29 AM (XlHZs)

41 Two Men, Dressed As Women "I am not dressed as a woman, officer! When my mother gave me these pajamas, she insisted they were boy's pajamas!" Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 04:27 PM (K4YiS) Would you like to talk about Obamacare over some hot cocoa, officer?

Posted by: Pajama Boy (PBUH) at March 30, 2015 11:29 AM (0Ew3K)

42 Do we have names yet? Motives?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:29 AM (TLTHv)

43 OT - I went to a Starbucks this morning for the first time since they started and stopped that "race" conversation thingy.. OMG - the eff'n place was empty! One couple and one other person. This Starbucks is usually jammed in the morning. Nice marketing tool, you dumbf*cks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (so+oy)

44 Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (W5DcG)

45 wasn't there a recent report that some ISIS fighter were fleeing battles dressed as women? Maybe these two men/ladies GPS had a gltich, huh?

Posted by: havildar-major at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (jpW6t)

46 >>An FBI spokeswoman said earlier in the day that the incident was not believed to be linked to terrorism.

That was fast - how can they be sure?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (TLTHv)

47 It's lucky that the pair didn't have the balls needed to carry out their original plan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (8ZskC)

48 Hey, hey... "Two binormative biological males, identifying as binormative analogical females as determined by dominant patriarchal clothing choice...", you bigots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (659DL)

49 You try driving an SUV in heels.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (b4JMJ)

50 I'll admit, I'm skeptical here.  Dressing as women does seem to be an Islamic terror thing.  I guess we'll see.


Posted by: Heralder at March 30, 2015 11:30 AM (/Mxso)

51 Spring Fever? Besides the national and international events, has anyone else noticed a rash of lunacy in their local news in the last week or so? Last week it seemed like all the Bad Elements around my way were creeping out of the woodwork and acting out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (FRLeJ)

52 Hm.  ISIS fighters were dressing as women to flee the battlefields in Iraq.  So said the UK Daily Mail.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (fMQoG)

53 "Two men dressed as women" describes half the population of San Francisco.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (HaXrc)

54 Gee, when the NSA refuses to decorate your Anal Sex cake, you don't need to overreact this much!

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (K4YiS)

55 Guys can wear thongs too.

Posted by: A Guy In A Thong at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (8ZskC)

56 Careful...no Bruce Jenner jokes. The SJWs are going after Jaimie Fox for making jokes about him

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (nwuGD)

57 Monty Python sketch. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 04:30 PM (W5DcG) The reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (659DL)

58 28 Drag racing can be dangerous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 30, 2015 04:27 PM (W5DcG


WINNER

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 11:31 AM (0FSuD)

59 Release the Kraken! And, the dick jokes.

Posted by: Yoplait at March 30, 2015 11:32 AM (yn6XZ)

60 Alternate post title: Hey, I Have A Great Idea For A New Sitcom!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 11:32 AM (FRLeJ)

61 No photo or description of what they are wearing??!!!

Posted by: Bruce J. at March 30, 2015 11:32 AM (iQIUe)

62 Knuckleheads should have tried for Fort Knox.  About the same odds but the payoff is much greater.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at March 30, 2015 11:32 AM (Ilm6f)

63 55 "Two men dressed as women" describes half the population of San Francisco. Posted by: Feh No, that'd be "Two men dressed as a woman." We got a lot of short guys around here. One sits on the other's shoulders and they put on one of Michelle Obama's dresses.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:32 AM (K4YiS)

64 This is what happens when you fuck with your transmission.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:32 AM (HaXrc)

65 58 Careful...no Bruce Jenner jokes. The SJWs are going after Jaimie Fox for making jokes about him

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2015 04:31 PM (nwuGD)

I think you mean her you bigot!1!

Posted by: Heralder at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (/Mxso)

66 The reenactment of the Battle of Pearl Harbor Bailey.

Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (evdj2)

67 As long as they weren't white gay men acting like sassy black women, because that UK student union just passed a resolution (by overwhelming uptwinkles y'all) that this is no longer allowed.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (TLTHv)

68 Just a little hopped up fun, in dresses, with a stolen car. Scamps.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (A98Xu)

69 One of them was wearing a white sheet. Before Memorial Day even.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (b4JMJ)

70 in b4 Cpl Klinger?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (FRLeJ)

71 The whole plan is stupid.
If you plan to ram through a checkpoint, why disguise yourselves as women?
So the guards will say, "Oh, just women drivers ... let them through"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious

 

Well, it would explain running into the gate....

Posted by: Moron who remembers the Moronette with the flaming car at the toll booth at March 30, 2015 11:33 AM (Spluw)

72

Even fake women suck at driving.

 

Early candidate for threadwinner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (JtwS4)

73 one of Michelle Obama's dresses What, for Halloween?

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (HaXrc)

74 I'm very uncomfortable with the cis-normative assumptions we are making about their gender.

Posted by: University Worker at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (hiT/m)

75 Notice the cop didn't start shooting till after they started arguing? Need I type it?

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (GPKDB)

76 As long as they weren't white gay men acting like sassy black women, because that UK student union just passed a resolution (by overwhelming uptwinkles y'all) that this is no longer allowed. Oh no they dinn't!

Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (evdj2)

77 Toby928: A classic... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ccuWFidUYI

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (659DL)

78 A video report by ABC7 in Maryland (I think), found at Hot Air. Why are military bases always described as "sprawling"? Why, it's almost as if a local reporter has no earthly idea about local geographical features? Meade is small as Army posts go.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (V+kmg)

79 And where in the world do men disguise themselves as women to escape death? Why, the Middle East! No terrorism here. Look away.

Posted by: Supreme Being at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (SJ184)

80 Bosom Buddies Go Anarchist! Kip and Henry are fed up with obama's spying; hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Inc. -- The King Unwilling at March 30, 2015 11:34 AM (FRLeJ)

81 They wanted holes. And they got them.

Posted by: NCKate at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (Vpxxe)

82 Reports indicate the SUV approached at high speed with the radio blaring Helen Reddy.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (yn6XZ)

83 Are they sure these guys aren't from the White House?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (oDCMR)

84 I'll admit, I'm skeptical here. Dressing as women does seem to be an Islamic terror thing. Usually happens when they are trying to slink away from something.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (t43dZ)

85 The admin says nothing is linked to terrorism. People could set off a dirty bomb in a major city and there would be no news about it linked to terrorism unless it could be proved the people doing it were card carrying members of the Tea Party and not the ROP. People who support more transgenders in the military are not going about ramming gates while dressed as Divine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (DXzRD)

86 83 They wanted holes. And they got them. Posted by: NCKate Gender Reassignment by Cop.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (K4YiS)

87 Shouldn't  the news reports hold off on how to describe these  two  fellas in drag until after we know how they self-identify? 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 11:35 AM (TOk1P)

88 Two trannies in maximum overdrive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (UVfht)

89 So SJW are gonna lynch a black man for exercising his rights? Irony.

Posted by: Penfold at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (Fbt5B)

90 Dog Day Afternoon Pt. 2

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (7RXcs)

91 Sean, all military bases must be described as: sprawling spreading expanding It's the institutional expression of "manspreading."

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (HaXrc)

92

Two men dressed as women is insufficiently informative.

 

What was the look?  Could they pull it off?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (JtwS4)

93 It's all fun and games until Mom's dress has holes in it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (A98Xu)

94 The whole plan is stupid.If you plan to ram through a checkpoint, why disguise yourselves as women? So the guards will say, "Oh, just women drivers ... let them through"? The story doesn't mention that they were both dressed as Eleanor Holmes so the crash wouldn't look suspicious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (8ZskC)

95 TWO LONE GUN"MEN". Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (MMC8r)

96
Women with stubble driving a Subaru. Totally undercover.

Posted by: Flat Four Power at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (1sVzz)

97 If it's not terrorism, what is it? Death by stupidity?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 11:36 AM (rDqRv)

98 One has been named:

"One of the men who was shot in the incident was identified as Kevin Fleming of Baltimore, U.S. law enforcement sources told CBS News. Fleming reportedly has a lengthy criminal record including for assault.

The car that rammed the police vehicle had been stolen Monday morning from a hotel in Jessup, Maryland, said Mary Phelan, a spokeswoman for the Howard County Police Department.".

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:37 AM (TLTHv)

99 If it's not terrorism, what is it? Death by stupidity?

Cosplaying as Thelma and Louise.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 11:37 AM (UVfht)

100 I bet Ted Cruz inspired them. He even looks like Ted Cruz!

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (qSIlh)

101 "So, for the last time, I"M Thelma and you are Louise....."

Posted by: audiot from TFR (tranny flight recorder0 at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (Spluw)

102 Meade is small as Army posts go.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 04:34 PM (V+kmg)



How dare you sir!  My  wife assured me I was average. 

Posted by: Zombie George Meade at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (TOk1P)

103 NSA guys started laughing on the guys phones?

Which brings up a question...shouldn't the NSA have already known they were planning this, or have they been slacking off on the reading-our-emails?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (/kI1Q)

104 References to Divine, Helen Reddy, and Pearl Harbor. Threads like these are when I hope newbies are dropping by for the first time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (659DL)

105 >.If it's not terrorism, what is it? Death by stupidity?

Got lost and refused to stop for directions?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (TLTHv)

106

84 Reports indicate the SUV approached at high speed with the radio blaring Helen Reddy.

Alternative reports state that one man was actually dressed as a groundhog will sitting in the lap of the other man, who was heard saying, "Don't drive angry."

Posted by: Captain Obvious[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (hiT/m)

107 99 Women with stubble driving a Subaru. Totally undercover Halsted and Belmont in Chicago...this is a usual occurence

Posted by: Navycopjoe says death to 3 bean casserole at March 30, 2015 11:38 AM (GPKDB)

108 I need this dick like I need a hole BAM ... I was gonna say, "lotta moar dicks". Thanks, jerk.

Posted by: Al Sissy at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (yn6XZ)

109 Just think of the frolicksome frocks the surviving tranny will be wearing at trial.

Posted by: audior from TFR (tranny flight recorder0 at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (Spluw)

110 Tranny Hookers the new Victim Class!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (XO6WW)

111 It's Raining Iranian Men

Posted by: song on their radio at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (CZexX)

112 99 Women with stubble driving a Subaru. Totally undercover. Posted by: Flat Four Power at March 30, 2015 04:36 PM (1sVzz) Even with the beards it's hard to tell the gender of Subaru drivers.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (C278+)

113 Two Men, Dressed As Women I didn't know there were HOV restrictions on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (DL2i+)

114 When I click on Drudge for updates there is a picture of Harvey Weinstein. Man, does he look like a boozy pervert.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (A98Xu)

115 Kevin?  Oh yeah, totes ghey.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (/kI1Q)

116 Just a couple of Secret Service guys on their  way to a party.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (/HX7u)

117 Wow, I guess the gaystapo RuPaul division was triggered by Mike Pence.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (9221z)

118 They could have made a wrong turn and hit that gate. Oops.

Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2015 11:39 AM (67fxS)

119 Yeah, because an assault on the nation's top spy agency simply couldn't have socio-political motivations. The Feds issued a press release saying "NOT TERRORISM!" while the brass cartridges were still rolling around, warm, on the asphalt.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (K4YiS)

120 How dare you sir! My wife assured me I was average. Posted by: Zombie George Meade at March 30, 2015 04:38 PM (TOk1P) After watching you at Gettysburg, I assure you that you're well below average.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (V+kmg)

121 Even with the beards it's hard to tell the gender of Subaru drivers. HEH

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (659DL)

122 Threads like these are when I hope newbies are dropping by for the first time. It's like having Baptist visitors on Athanasian Sunday.

Posted by: toby928(C) anarchist theocrat at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (evdj2)

123 The push to reform military pay and benefits picked up steam Monday when the White House signaled support for the slate of controversial proposals that call for changing the military retirement and health care systems. Yup, they are trying to destroy Tricare and throw us onto some shitty Fredocare plan. Like we did not see that coming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (rDqRv)

124 Maybe someone called for delivery.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (C278+)

125 Two Men, Dressed As Women

I didn't know there were HOV restrictions on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway?

Posted by: DaveA

 

The sad result that comes from skirting the law.........

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (Spluw)

126 Dead Tranny Hookers the new Victim Class! FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (t43dZ)

127 Even with the beards it's hard to tell the gender of Subaru drivers.

Is it easier if they're wearing matching flannel shirts?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 11:40 AM (UVfht)

128 Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (noWW6)

Posted by: Adult Fun at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (ZWRoJ)

130 Allahu Fabulous

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (Al+G0)

131 Just a couple of Secret Service guys on their way to a party. And, winner.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (659DL)

132 Even with the beards it's hard to tell the gender of Subaru drivers. Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 04:39 PM (C278+) Ah, I see that you're from the great State of Maine!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (V+kmg)

133

"Two Men, Dressed As Women, Attempt to Ram Through NSA's Gate in Stolen SUV"

 

Did someone take a roll call?  Are all the moron's accounted for?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (OykGI)

134 if they were dressed as women....i don't think we should jump to the conclusion that they wish to be identified as men....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (u8GsB)

135 99 Women with stubble driving a Subaru. Totally undercover. Posted by: Flat Four Power at March 30, 2015 04:36 PM (1sVzz) Send 'em my way. Half-off on mullets and anger through Thursday only.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (vgIRn)

136 @ 76 - "I'm very uncomfortable with the cis-normative assumptions we are making about their gender." You laugh, BUT. Over on Yahoo's version of the story, there actually are people in the comments complaining about them reporting that the men were wearing women's clothing because do this is "transphobic."

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 30, 2015 11:41 AM (YYJjz)

137 136 "Two Men, Dressed As Women, Attempt to Ram Through NSA's Gate in Stolen SUV" More depressed Germans?

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (9221z)

138 definitely cis not normative

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (u8GsB)

139 Hey, they were trying to bust into the NSA compound, like, totally incognito. The Horde thinks it can do better?

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (HaXrc)

140  "Two Men, Dressed As Women, Attempt to Ram Through NSA's Gate in Stolen SUV"

Did someone take a roll call? Are all the moron's accounted for?

Posted by: Buckeye Abr

 

One!

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (Spluw)

141 >>The Feds issued a press release saying "NOT TERRORISM!" while the brass cartridges were still rolling around, warm, on the asphalt.

The "NOT TERRORISM" is a reflex at this point, and completely untrustworthy.  Surprised we haven't heard speculation that they were angry Tea Party types yet.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (TLTHv)

142 Ace, totally off topic, but hopefully it would be possible for you to do a short post on the Harvey Weinstein sexual assault matter. The reason why I find this of interest is because Hollywood, with their allies in media, shove these stories down the memory hole when it involves one of their own. Case in point, Bryan Singer I find this allegation significantly more credible than some Jackie or Lena Dunham bullshit allegation that occurs through the media years later in an effort to get street cred with your degenerate peer group. Unlike Jackie and Dunham, this woman went immediately to the police. Is it asking too much to discount each and every rape allegation when the accuser doesn't go to the police first?

Posted by: Trich at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (7wCmd)

143 Where's the WaPo story.  A little confusing, they mention three people in the story, but this is the best story yet.  Sounds like they DO have barricades.



http://tinyurl.com/nzw5pfx

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (0FSuD)

144 I've been commenting here all day.

Posted by: toby928(C) looks for an alibi at March 30, 2015 11:42 AM (evdj2)

145

Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician.

 

 

What is that?  Like   pi   necktats  and a Einstein wig?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (IPzoI)

146 Gender Neapolitan?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (b4JMJ)

147 Over on Yahoo's version of the story, there actually are people in the comments complaining about them reporting that the men were wearing women's clothing because do this is "transphobic." Ah...there it is, the problematic first clause....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (659DL)

148 . Surprised we haven't heard speculation that they were angry Tea Party types yet. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 04:42 PM (TLTHv) See, now that would be terrorism.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (9221z)

149 Even by drunken decision making standards this is a crazy move. Wonder what the discussion was an hour before this happened? Jeeeesh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (A98Xu)

150 Even with the beards it's hard to tell the gender of Subaru drivers. HEH Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 04:40 PM (659DL) So one time, not at band camp, back in mid-September of last year, I was stuck in traffic behind an orange Subaru and, by the insanity of cthulhu, my first thought was "This pumpkin spice stuff is getting completely out of hand".

Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (mf5HN)

151 Splitters!!11!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner Liberation Front at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (AO98W)

152 Surprised we haven't heard speculation that they were angry Tea Party types yet. Posted by: Lizzy More likely to be Lemon Party types.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:43 AM (K4YiS)

153 They were just protesting Indiana's new law...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (Bn6aD)

154 Over on Yahoo's version of the story, there actually are people in the comments complaining about them reporting that the men were wearing women's clothing

It better have lace and flowers, or the lesbians will be bitching about appropriation. *snort*

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (/kI1Q)

155 Clearly someone has crossed the beams. Its the only explanation for the past six years.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (oDCMR)

156 So, is this a "man-caused" disaster or not?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (Spluw)

157 152 Even by drunken decision making standards this is a crazy move. Wonder what the discussion was an hour before this happened? Jeeeesh. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 04:43 PM (A98Xu) Maybe they took Barry's advice that we all be more like Ted "The SNorkel" Kennedy.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (9221z)

158 Isn't the fundamental question WHY the NSA didn't KNOW they were COMING?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (MMC8r)

159 >>More likely to be Lemon Party types.

OK, what's a Lemon Party type?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:44 AM (TLTHv)

160 Even by drunken decision making standards this is a crazy move. Wonder what the discussion was an hour before this happened? Stolen car + drug paraphenalia + Idiots = Meth

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2015 11:45 AM (659DL)

161 Isn't the fundamental question WHY the NSA didn't KNOW they were COMING? Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 04:44 PM (MMC8r) I'm told it's because the NSA doesn't routinely film sexual encounters unless it's Kate Upton or Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:45 AM (V+kmg)

162 Over on Yahoo's version of the story, there actually are people in the comments complaining about them reporting that the men were wearing women's clothing Shouldn't they be upset that they're assuming they identified as men?

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 11:45 AM (MMC8r)

163 Cocaine, guns and party dresses - what could go wrong?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 11:45 AM (oDCMR)

164 OK, what's a Lemon Party type? Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 04:44 PM (TLTHv) ------ Do NOT google this, especially without safe search.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:45 AM (A98Xu)

165 Did they have bags of hate chicken?

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (AO98W)

166 159 So, is this a "man-caused" disaster or not? Posted by: Blue Hen To ensure full gender equality, all disasters henceforth will be divided into to types: trans-caused disaster and cis-caused disaster.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (K4YiS)

167 dresses or togas?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (u8GsB)

168 The NSA has tapes of Kate Upton's random sexual encounters? And you all complain our government is worthless.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (HaXrc)

169 dresses or togas? Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 04:46 PM (u8GsB) --- there's a difference ??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (NaV4z)

170

Cocaine, guns and party dresses

 

What time should I come over?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (JtwS4)

171 The demands of the 21st century may require the military to fundamentally change the way it evaluates, promotes and retains service members, Defense Secretary Ash Carter said Monday. Carter also questioned the custom of making all service members start at the bottom ranks. Instead, he said the military should allow well-trained people to begin military service in the middle of their career and grant them an automatic midcareer rank to reflect their civilian experience and skills. ??? Hey Carter you idiot, the Military already does that? Great we have a Sec of Defense that doens't know what he is talking about? Well shit we got a President like that so, what the fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (rDqRv)

172 Did these ladies look as if they could be the presidents sons all dressed up for church?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (oDCMR)

173 Over on Yahoo's version of the story, there actually are people in the comments complaining about them reporting that the men were wearing women's clothing --------- This is friggen nuts. I'm not giving up my right to say crazy people are crazy. Everyone has lost their f'ing mind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (A98Xu)

174 They were looking for the casino 3 exits down and made a wrong turn. Someone told them if they went in there they would comped.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:46 AM (C278+)

175 OK, what's a Lemon Party type? Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 04:44 PM (TLTHv) First you floss and brush your teeth.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 30, 2015 11:47 AM (AO98W)

176 Wonder what the discussion was an hour before this happened? "This is totally gonna go viral on Youtube, dude...."

Posted by: first guy in a dress at March 30, 2015 11:47 AM (XlHZs)

177 OK, what's a Lemon Party type?

I shall answer in verse.

Doctor my eyes
Please tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise
To click on the link to that old man's dong?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2015 11:47 AM (UVfht)

178 Has anyone blamed global warming yet? Or Bush?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 11:47 AM (Al+G0)

179 Has anyone blamed global warming yet? Or Bush? Or Indiana?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (Bn6aD)

180 I'm told it's because the NSA doesn't routinely film sexual encounters unless it's Kate Upton or Paris Hilton. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 04:45 PM (V+kmg) Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (C278+)

181 When will Obama come out and say if he had a son, he'd look like Liza Minnelli? *stamps foot*

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (HaXrc)

182 Hey Carter you idiot, the Military already does that? Great we have a Sec of Defense that doens't know what he is talking about? Well shit we got a President like that so, what the fuck Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:46 PM (rDqRv) You know...I've briefed this guy on multiple occasions. He's one of the very few I'd give a pass to until I learned more detail. He's a rare breed. A PhD nuclear scientist who has common sense. Trust me...it's rare.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (V+kmg)

183 Frat initiation gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (sIhFA)

184 181 Has anyone blamed global warming yet? Or Bush? Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 04:47 PM (Al+G0) They're still untwisting their panites over Indiana's RFRA. Give 'em a minute.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (9221z)

185 Lemon parties are old people orgies. And often just old males having orgies together. Kill me now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (A98Xu)

186 The NSA is apparently a bit to heteronormative and cisgender

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2015 11:48 AM (dquK7)

187 Has anyone blamed global warming yet? Or Bush? Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2015 04:47 PM (Al+G0) Depends... where they hookers?

Posted by: A Thai Tranny Midget Hooker at March 30, 2015 11:49 AM (0Ew3K)

188 NSA had no warning of this attack, even though that's what they're supposed to be doing.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 11:49 AM (MMC8r)

189 >>More likely to be Lemon Party types.

Ah, one of those terms on AoSH I will choose to not know. Gotcha!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:49 AM (TLTHv)

190 That part of the state is known as Tran-pan alley. Deadly attacks by trannies are the rule, not the exception. Happens all the time. Really.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2015 11:49 AM (WvS3w)

191 Scottish, in kilts?

Posted by: ducking and running at March 30, 2015 11:49 AM (CZexX)

192

"MAN" 1: Hey! Let's drive your car through an NSA checkpoint onto a military base...

"MAN" 2: We'll die!

"MAN" 1: ...dressed as women!

"MAN" 2: It's just crazy enough to work!

Posted by: Captain Obvious[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:49 AM (hiT/m)

193 Limoncello Parties, on the other hand...

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (HaXrc)

194 Yes, that's the kneejerk reaction: this is not terrorism. They say that instantly and immediately no matter what the information or circumstances, because that's policy with the federal government. Its never terrorism because if it is terrorism, then they've failed to prevent it on American soil and it makes protected groups feel bad about themselves.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (39g3+)

195 Sounds like a Strippergram gone really,  really bad.

Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (FRkJH)

196 You know...I've briefed this guy on multiple occasions. He's one of the very few I'd give a pass to until I learned more detail. He's a rare breed. A PhD nuclear scientist who has common sense. Trust me...it's rare. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 04:48 PM (V+kmg) OK, but he should know they bring people in at a mid level Grades already. And tell him not to destroy Tricare

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (rDqRv)

197 I figured it out! They were dressed as women and crashing a car into a gate! It's a drag-queen remake of "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?"

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (gy5EU)

198 "MAN" 2: It's just crazy enough to work! ------- hahahah----Rookie mistake, wearing the heels that are not conducive to breaking quickly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (A98Xu)

199 Cocaine, guns and party dresses Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 04:45 PM (oDCMR) Speaking of things that need to be a convenience store.

Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 11:50 AM (mf5HN)

200

They are described as "men dressed as women". This suggests that they are transvestites. Transvestites <> transsexuals.

 

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 30, 2015 11:51 AM (xkSSa)

201 OK, but he should know they bring people in at a mid level Grades already. And tell him not to destroy Tricare Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:50 PM (rDqRv) I know we do....Vets, Dentists, Lawyers, Nutritionists, etc. He knows that too. That's not his point. And....as much as I'd like to tell him not to screw with TRICARE...it's not my lane.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:51 AM (V+kmg)

202 Maybe they thought NSA stood for New Sex Assignment

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2015 11:52 AM (K4YiS)

203 So I'm microaggressed by this term, "man." I mean, if "woman" is unacceptable, then why is "man" acceptable? All these terms are equivalent to rape.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:52 AM (HaXrc)

204 The "NOT TERRORISM" is a reflex at this point, and completely untrustworthy. Absolutely!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 11:52 AM (DXzRD)

205 Limoncello Parties, on the other hand...

Hello.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 11:52 AM (/kI1Q)

206 This suggests that they are transvestites. How well did the accessories go with the outfits?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:52 AM (C278+)

207 That's not his point. What is his point?

Posted by: toby928(C) looks for an alibi at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (evdj2)

208

Speaking of things that need to be a convenience store.

 

Right?

 

I was thrilled when I learned that we had a department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms because that's like all the Good Things.

 

Then I found out the bureau was against all that.  Sigh.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (JtwS4)

209 These guys are a disgrace to every man to wear a dress!

Posted by: Maxwell Q. Klinger at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (DT3rQ)

210 I know we do....Vets, Dentists, Lawyers, Nutritionists, etc. He knows that too. That's not his point. And....as much as I'd like to tell him not to screw with TRICARE...it's not my lane. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 04:51 PM (V+kmg) I know they bring in some advanced Nuke Guys also at a higher rank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (rDqRv)

211 Maybe they thought that building was where the tranny rave was going on?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (oFCZn)

212 I know they bring in some advanced Nuke Guys also at a higher rank Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 04:53 PM (rDqRv) Yup, them too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (V+kmg)

213 Did either of them look like Marie Harf? I could see Marie ramming a cop car cuz blonde reasons and national security.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 11:53 AM (oDCMR)

214 or rather, what is he proposing that is different from today?

Posted by: toby928(C) looks for an alibi at March 30, 2015 11:54 AM (evdj2)

215 This is what happens when you fuck with your transmission. Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 04:32 PM (HaXrc) Or when you get your shift kit from Lulu Lemon instead of TransGo. Don't even ask about the modulator valve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2015 11:54 AM (eenKj)

216 Ever talk to a tranny? It's like watching an Allstate commercial. You see the blue eye shadow and frizzy hair, and out comes the voice of James Earl Jones.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:54 AM (HaXrc)

217 *raises hand* I would like some advanced nukes. I would use them for good!

Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 11:55 AM (mf5HN)

218 "dressed as women" Is that the MSM's code word for Burka these days?

Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2015 11:55 AM (hdpay)

219 Okay, come over here and suck your wife's dick.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 30, 2015 11:55 AM (evdj2)

220 These ladies should be running our Mid-east policy. They are clearly more coherent than the Choom Gang.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 11:55 AM (oDCMR)

221 220 AtC your scary enough with raptors. No nukes for you.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:55 AM (C278+)

222 Oh goody, now we're going to get E7s and O4s in the infantry who've never served a day. No doubt their qualifications will be that they are part of the oppressed class.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2015 11:56 AM (6sAB6)

223 "Great we have a Sec of Defense that doens't know what he is talking about?" It's already clear that Ashcart will be a continuation of the long string of crummy SECDEFs in recent years. As for this whole business of "let people enter the military in midcareer", you may safely assume that it's the precursor to creating a bunch of cozy new institutional-left sinecures in the command structure. Places for the Obama machine to tuck away various of their loyal camp-followers before the show leaves town. Hey, just because someone has absolutely no military background whatsoever, and a degree in Whatever Studies, and has worked only as a Democratic campaign operative since leaving school, and has close ties to various shady foreign groups, shouldn't mean that they can't make a perfectly good lieutenant colonel. Presto!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 11:56 AM (noWW6)

224 Then I found out the bureau was against all that. Yeah, it's like finding out the Internal Revenue Service won't help you get a raise.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 11:56 AM (HaXrc)

225 No wonder they crashed, that's what you get for dressing as a woman and driving!

Posted by: Matt at March 30, 2015 11:56 AM (0Lhdu)

226 You know, it was going to take something different to push Nuclear Iran and Captain von Crashmore off the front pages, and darned if we didn't get it.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 11:56 AM (MMC8r)

227 Were they Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion? This just proves that Monty Python's Flying Circus makes for dangerous viewing and leads to terrorism. No wonder Britain's in the shape it's in!

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2015 11:56 AM (gy5EU)

228 Not terrorism!!! I crashed the gate because I heard all the best primo dope the Feds nab is kept on the NSA base! And I get more respect when I dress like a chick!

Posted by: zombie dewey crowe at March 30, 2015 11:57 AM (kivUY)

229 There's no correlation between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive.

Posted by: Clarice Starling at March 30, 2015 11:57 AM (xkSSa)

230 Maybe these dude just confused the NSA complex with a Taco Bell drive-thru?

Posted by: Walknot at March 30, 2015 11:57 AM (FnHBZ)

231 Don't even ask about the modulator valve.

Or the johnson rod?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 11:57 AM (/kI1Q)

232 You must be this tall to ride The Cyclone. ---------

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 30, 2015 11:57 AM (evdj2)

233 *raises hand* I would like some advanced nukes. I would use them for good! Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 04:55 PM (mf5HN) You want advanced nukes You'd settle for a cruise missile You'll get a Lemon Square

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:57 AM (V+kmg)

234 Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:56 PM (noWW6) ------ exactly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (A98Xu)

235 At this point it's just offensive for them to say "It's not terrorism" immediately after an event. We're not all as stupid as they'd like us to be

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (DXzRD)

236

My kids and I enjoy Provincetown, which really is a lovely little village.  The first time I took them there I didn't tell them what to expect, just we're going to P-Town. 

 

The boys were maybe 6 and 10.  I just loved the sudden stop and "was that a man?"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (JtwS4)

237 They were just trying to check their male privilege! And, prostrates. And, the bastards shot 'em!

Posted by: Rent-A-Protester.com at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (yn6XZ)

238 Or the johnson rod? Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 04:57 PM (/kI1Q) Or the Langstrom 7-inch Gangly Wrench

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (V+kmg)

239 What would be the purpose of dressing up as women if they were going to overtly try to gain entrance by crashing the gates? Did they think the guards would just think "damn women drivers !"

Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (sIhFA)

240 AtC with advance nukes. The world shutters.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 30, 2015 11:58 AM (C278+)

241 Oh goody, now we're going to get E7s and O4s in the infantry who've never served a day. No doubt their qualifications will be that they are part of the oppressed class. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2015 04:56 PM (6sAB6) Nah they are mostly talking about Med guys like me and some Nukes and things like that. How do you think I got this lofty Rank so soon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 11:59 AM (rDqRv)

242 Even fake women suck at driving. Posted by: NCKate

lmfao

Posted by: Moderate Salami at March 30, 2015 11:59 AM (/Ho8c)

243

@174 Nevergiveup

 

"Carter also questioned the custom of making all service members start at the bottom ranks. Instead, he said the military should allow well-trained people to begin military service in the middle of their career and grant them an automatic midcareer rank to reflect their civilian experience and skills."

 

Saw that when I was getting out in the early 90's.  College grads with mega debt were coming into the Army as an E4 right out of boot.  They "knew better" than seasoned vets who were of equal rank.  Another reason I thought I got out at the right time.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 30, 2015 11:59 AM (OykGI)

244 AtC with advance nukes. The world shutters. I'd certainly trust Her to use them for the good of all....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at March 30, 2015 11:59 AM (Bn6aD)

245 Hey, just because someone has absolutely no military background whatsoever, and a degree in Whatever Studies, and has worked only as a Democratic campaign operative since leaving school, and has close ties to various shady foreign groups, shouldn't mean that they can't make a perfectly good lieutenant colonel. Presto! Ah, Commissars.

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 11:59 AM (evdj2)

246 >>As for this whole business of "let people enter the military in midcareer", you may safely assume that it's the precursor to creating a bunch of cozy new institutional-left sinecures in the command structure. Places for the Obama machine to tuck away various of their loyal camp-followers before the show leaves town.

Bingo!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 11:59 AM (TLTHv)

247 You want advanced nukes You'd settle for a cruise missile You'll get a Lemon Square Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 04:57 PM (V+kmg) Well, to be fair, Lemon Squares are also awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (mf5HN)

248 SUV used in attack was stolen from a hotel.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (MMC8r)

249 Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:56 PM (noWW6) Let.. people enter the military mid career??? Why? Are they not still downsizing the force as it is??? And I'll tell ya this, as a Senior NCO... we used to have enough problems with Junior Officers because they did not have enough experience... Now SENIOR Officers will not as well??? They are actively trying to destroy the US Military.... I've believed it for awhile... but this seals it.

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (qh617)

250 Seeing that the military is going  teh ghey, I'm thinking  the guards shot them for not being properly accessorized.  Or wearing white before Memorial Day. 

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (/HX7u)

251 "There's no correlation between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive." Except for that whole slicing off genitalia thing.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (gy5EU)

252 As for this whole business of "let people enter the military in midcareer", you may safely assume that it's the precursor to creating a bunch of cozy new institutional-left sinecures in the command structure. Places for the Obama machine to tuck away various of their loyal camp-followers before the show leaves town. Bingo! Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 04:59 PM (TLTHv)\\ Nah it really isn't. It's for guys like me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (rDqRv)

253 Nah they are mostly talking about Med guys like me and some Nukes and things like that. ------ If that's the case why is he talking about changing with the times? Why discuss it at all?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 12:00 PM (A98Xu)

254 >>"There's no correlation between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive."

That doesn't square with their suicide rate of ~45%.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 12:01 PM (TLTHv)

255 AtC with advance nukes. The world shutters. Tell us about it.

Posted by: Spiders at March 30, 2015 12:01 PM (MMC8r)

256

I googled pumpkin spice. It's not made out of pumpkins.

 

That doesn't seem fair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2015 12:01 PM (JtwS4)

257 And I'll tell ya this, as a Senior NCO... we used to have enough problems with Junior Officers because they did not have enough experience... Now SENIOR Officers will not as well??? They are actively trying to destroy the US Military.... I've believed it for awhile... but this seals it. Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 05:00 PM (qh617) Well no- mostly we are brought in as Junior Officers at least in the Navy where and O-4 is Junior. Not so much in the Army. But I more familiar with the Navy and Marines

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 12:02 PM (rDqRv)

258 >>Nah it really isn't. It's for guys like me.

That would make me feel better!

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 12:02 PM (TLTHv)

259 I know that specialized skills already have special programs and separate promotion tracks. I doubt very much that is what this administration has in mind.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2015 12:02 PM (6sAB6)

260 Well, to be fair, Lemon Squares are also awesome. Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 05:00 PM (mf5HN) ....as is her Royal Malevolence

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to the Throne [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (V+kmg)

261 For what it's worth, my equation:

Lemon Party > Two Girls/One Cup > Tub Girl

Some things cannot be unseen. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (TOk1P)

262 Nevergiveup, if the military is already doing this and has been for awhile why change anything? Why discuss it at all? Why the keeping up with the times stuff?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (A98Xu)

263 >>AtC with advance nukes. The world shutters.

I'd trust AtC over Iran any day of the week.

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (TLTHv)

264 If that's the case why is he talking about changing with the times? Why discuss it at all? Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 05:00 PM (A98Xu) Well he was talking mostly about the new Cyber Warfare stuff.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (rDqRv)

265 Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango

Posted by: toby928(C) at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (evdj2)

266 Section 8's enter thru the rear gate! Section 8's enter thru the rear gate! Section 8's enter thru the rear gate! Oh, hell- open fire!

Posted by: PV2 Jones at March 30, 2015 12:03 PM (yn6XZ)

267 Hey, just because someone has absolutely no military background whatsoever, and a degree in Whatever Studies, and has worked only as a Democratic campaign operative since leaving school, and has close ties to various shady foreign groups, shouldn't mean that they can't make a perfectly good lieutenant colonel. Presto! Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:56 PM (noWW6) --------- There are certain areas outside 'unrestricted line'- type positions were this could make sense: engineering, intelligence/counterintelligence/language, logistics, communications. This has been done in the past with great success.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (NUqwG)

268 Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician. Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 04:41 PM (noWW6) Well, they clearly were a pair of irrational numbers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (eenKj)

269 He'll appoint some Ex Acorners as Generals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (b4JMJ)

270 Dr deVries, world renowned heart surgeon, joined the Army Reserves as a LTC at 58 years old. Hua!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (IpCMM)

271 251 SUV used in attack was stolen from a hotel. Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at March Did it have a coexist sticker on it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (oNvyP)

272 ....as is her Royal Malevolence Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to the Throne at March 30, 2015 05:03 PM (V+kmg) Thank you, Bannion. Tea? *pours out all daintily*

Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (mf5HN)

273 Crap.... during Desert Strom... they activated my Destroyers reservists.... even though we were already at full complement... They were all E-6 and above.... ie... non workers... who didn't know what the heck was going on... Kudos to my CO at the time... who sent them BACK...

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (qh617)

274 ahhhh, that makes more sense. Although I refuse to give up my right to be discerning with any Obama administration appointee.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2015 12:04 PM (A98Xu)

275 257 >>"There's no correlation between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive." That doesn't square with their suicide rate of ~45%. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 05:01 PM (TLTHv) Quoting Silence of the Lambs, I believe.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 30, 2015 12:05 PM (vgIRn)

276 >.Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician.

How did Snowden do it - as a contractor?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 12:05 PM (TLTHv)

277 I know that specialized skills already have special programs and separate promotion tracks. I doubt very much that is what this administration has in mind.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2015 05:02 PM (6sAB6)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

It's just another name for a mid-rank purge.  They've more or less purged the upper ranks.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2015 12:05 PM (/HX7u)

278 Well no- mostly we are brought in as Junior Officers at least in the Navy where and O-4 is Junior. Not so much in the Army. But I more familiar with the Navy and Marines Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 05:02 PM (rDqRv) I once had an assignment has a rostered additional duty for post cadre to come in and run the JAG Officer Charm School for 2 weeks. This was the, "Salute this person, don't salute this person" phase of their "training" as Army officers. It was enough to make me hate every Army lawyer thereafter....except one. Our Brigade Prosecutor left the Ranger Regiment as an E-6, went to law school and came back in. He is the only bad-ass attorney the Army has ever known since 1985.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to the Throne [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:06 PM (V+kmg)

279 Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 05:04 PM (NUqwG) and there is already a process to do this... one that has been in place for a long time... ergo... I don't think that is what this guy is talking about.... Because why bring up something, that is already being done?

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 12:06 PM (qh617)

280 264 For what it's worth, my equation: Lemon Party > Two Girls/One Cup > Tub Girl Some things cannot be unseen. Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 05:03 PM (TOk1P) What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Goatse at March 30, 2015 12:06 PM (vgIRn)

281 Ace is linking to French articles now.

Posted by: Spiders at March 30, 2015 12:06 PM (MMC8r)

282 This was 2002 or so, pretty cool just the same. I can see why it wouldn't have been fair to bring him in as much less than that.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 30, 2015 12:06 PM (IpCMM)

283 Dr deVries, world renowned heart surgeon, joined the Army Reserves as a LTC at 58 years old. Hua! Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at March 30, 2015 05:04 PM (IpCMM) It's rare to bring anyone in at an O-5 but I have seen it happen. It is much more common to bring in Physicians as O-4s and soon after they complete DCO/ OIC they get promoted to O-5. And by soon sometimes I mean the next day. We lowly Dentists have to wait to get to O-5

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2015 12:06 PM (rDqRv)

284 Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician. Posted by: torquewrench Well, they clearly were a pair of irrational numbers. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon But it doesn't add up!

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at March 30, 2015 12:07 PM (t43dZ)

285 Vivarin La France.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 12:07 PM (b4JMJ)

286 an orange Subaru Orbit Orange bareley worked on the GTO. Butterscotch has always been wrong on cars.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:07 PM (DL2i+)

287 These guys are a disgrace to every man to wear a dress! - Shut up!

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 30, 2015 12:07 PM (LImiJ)

288 Late to thread.   Had to go to post office.

So let me get this straight - ignores pun - when I was at Meade oh gosh back in 2000.  There was a gate to the base next to one of the NSA cube buildings, how could I tell it was NSA their landscape was more of a lunarscape with these large boulders on the curbside.  But the proper entrance to NSA-land and their giant cube was a gate located inside the base perimeter.

So which gate did these confused, in more ways than one, crash?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:08 PM (rSBBR)

289 There are certain areas outside 'unrestricted line'- type positions were this could make sense: engineering, intelligence/counterintelligence/language, logistics, communications. This has been done in the past with great success. ...and this is being proposed under whose Administration, again? Rule of thumb: No matter how good an idea it sounds like, if it's from Obama, you want no part of it.

Posted by: Maxwell Q. Klinger at March 30, 2015 12:08 PM (DT3rQ)

290 Thank you, Bannion. Tea? *pours out all daintily* Posted by: alexthechick - Meow. at March 30, 2015 05:04 PM (mf5HN) Bien sûr, ma Reine. Oh....just a reminder then I drew the fluffing duties for this evening. I shall be in the Royal Boudoir promptly at 9.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to the Throne [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:08 PM (V+kmg)

291 And Section 8 Stocking off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 12:09 PM (DT3rQ)

292 I googled pumpkin spice. It's not made out of pumpkins. That doesn't seem fair. ---- See also: head cheese, toe jam, and Guinea Pigs.... which are neither Italian, nor pigs.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 12:09 PM (NaV4z)

293 Well, they clearly were a pair of irrational numbers. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2015 Just a couple of fractions off

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 12:09 PM (oNvyP)

294 290 These guys are a disgrace to every man to wear a dress! - Shut up! Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 30, 2015 05:07 PM (LImiJ) Hmmm.... were they Lebanese?

Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at March 30, 2015 12:09 PM (qh617)

295 287 Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician. Posted by: torquewrench Well, they clearly were a pair of irrational numbers. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon But it doesn't add up! Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 05:07 PM (t43dZ) Get real.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 12:09 PM (2Ojst)

296 Bannion is a fluffer. Ummmmm........ .... who knew??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 12:10 PM (NaV4z)

297 Oh....just a reminder then I drew the fluffing duties for this evening. I shall be in the Royal Boudoir promptly at 9. Posted by: Sean Bannion Fluffer? You might seriously want to re-word that.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at March 30, 2015 12:10 PM (t43dZ)

298 They should have jacked a Fedex Truck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (b4JMJ)

299 I think this was a pair of disillusioned Americans. Young Tim McVeigh types. Not misguided necessarily. Sadly there will be more.

Posted by: Golfman at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (ScJ40)

300 Ace is linking to French articles now.

I've been waiting for his take on their elections.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (/kI1Q)

301 Islam always attracts the lowest common denominator.

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (kivUY)

302 If you all don't stop sowing division with these math puns, there will be trouble.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (noWW6)

303 Somewhere someone is petting a hairless cat.

Posted by: eman at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (Nl3J+)

304 ...and this is being proposed under whose Administration, again? Rule of thumb: No matter how good an idea it sounds like, if it's from Obama, you want no part of it. Posted by: Maxwell Q. Klinger at March 30 Oh I can think of a couple. I prefer not to think them out loud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2015 12:11 PM (oNvyP)

305 Fluffer? You might seriously want to re-word that. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 05:10 PM (t43dZ) No. I'm good. I'm followed by something that mounts a Pratt and Whitney F-100 turbofan.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to the Throne [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (V+kmg)

306 Islam always attracts the lowest common denominator. Islam doesn't have pi.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (t43dZ)

307 299 Bannion is a fluffer. Ummmmm........ .... who knew?? Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 05:10 PM (NaV4z) AtC has a dick? Who knew??

Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)

308 Over on Yahoo's version of the story, there actually are people in the comments complaining about them reporting that the men were wearing women's clothing because do this is "transphobic." Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 30, 2015 04:41 PM (YYJjz) I look forward to the faaaaabulous unisex boring jumpsuits we will all be forced to wear in the future, because gender discriminating clothes = transphobic and the patriarchy!! Never mind that many trans people LOVE wearing the clothing specific to their chosen gender. And choosing gender specific names, so if you are a transwoman choosing a very feminine name. Though maybe in the future that will all change and we'll be Pats, or numbers. Nonexistent problem solved! Mandatory fun for everyone!

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (yRwC8)

309 AlextheChick will convert the Iranian nukes to a more peaceful endeavour - to power her Sybian.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (rSBBR)

310 Somewhere someone is petting a hairless cat. *wink*

Posted by: Hillary Rodham-Blofeld at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (MMC8r)

311 100 Degrees Crazy, day 2626 of King Obama The Communist Whoreson. Forecast for tomorrow: MORE CRAZY. Bring a sponge.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (S8V5R)

312 Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician. Posted by: torquewrench Well, they clearly were a pair of irrational numbers. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon But it doesn't add up! Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2015 05:07 PM (t43dZ) Get real. Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 05:09 PM (2Ojst) ------- Prime comedy right there!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 12:12 PM (NaV4z)

313 And on this day in history.... the first shots of the infamous NSA vs. Crossdresser War were fired when...

Posted by: 2050 History Book at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (qh617)

314 Tranny Lives Matter! H8ter! they prefer to be called "dowsers"

Posted by: The Spiders at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (s/gWD)

315 AtC has a dick? Who knew?? Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2015 05:12 PM (2Ojst) You're using the old terminology. Didn't you know Alextopia is non-discriminatory?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Sycophant to the Throne [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (V+kmg)

316 and there is already a process to do this... one that has been in place for a long time... ergo... I don't think that is what this guy is talking about.... Because why bring up something, that is already being done? Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 05:06 PM (qh617) ----- I interpreted his comments as planning to expand direct commissioning and perhaps raising the maximum age at entry. But perhaps they do have something else in mind.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (NUqwG)

317 I'm followed by something that mounts a Pratt and Whitney F-100 turbofan. Direct feed from the nuclear plant down again, eh?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (DT3rQ)

318 I object to the heteronormative phrase "dressed as women" as transphobic and disrespectful of someone's chosen gender identity.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (ZMbDb)

319 two queens

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 12:13 PM (u8GsB)

320 >>Islam always attracts the lowest common denominator.

They did invent zero, right?

Posted by: Lizzy[/i] at March 30, 2015 12:14 PM (TLTHv)

321 305 If you all don't stop sowing division with these math puns, there will be trouble. Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 05:11 PM (noWW6) Puns are an integral part of this joint.

Posted by: eman at March 30, 2015 12:14 PM (Nl3J+)

322 These poor victims were merely out scouting possible sites for their Easter Picnic. Normies don't like it when you're hiding sausages in the same park they're hiding eggs.

Posted by: Peter Rottentail at March 30, 2015 12:14 PM (yn6XZ)

323 "Why are military bases always described as "sprawling"?" Same reason every space story includes the price tag of the space probe.

Posted by: despair at March 30, 2015 12:14 PM (J6suc)

324


 

These guys are a disgrace to every man to wear a dress!


back off jack

Posted by: flip wilson at March 30, 2015 12:14 PM (lKyWE)

325 But I thought Harry Reid wants to lower the maximum age at entry?

Posted by: [/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u] at March 30, 2015 12:14 PM (kivUY)

326 I interpreted his comments as planning to expand direct commissioning and perhaps raising the maximum age at entry. But perhaps they do have something else in mind. Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 05:13 PM (NUqwG) This. Frankly, the 2LTs could use some more seasoning before they get a platoon. Preferably in an line infantry battalion as a PFC.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:15 PM (V+kmg)

327 They did invent zero, right? Which we seem to be dividing by.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at March 30, 2015 12:15 PM (DT3rQ)

328 Bill Gates is set to unleash the next epidemic on the world.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 12:15 PM (b4JMJ)

329 I thought you track toads were only cleared for Lycoming engines?  The P+W F-100 being a wee bit of overkill for an MBT.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:15 PM (rSBBR)

330 322 two queens Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2015 05:13 PM (u8GsB) ---- ..... will always end in a draw. *****Shit Bobby Fisher said.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2015 12:15 PM (NaV4z)

331 Same reason every space story includes the price tag of the space probe. $14.95? Oh, the other probe.

Posted by: rickb223 [/s][/b][/i] at March 30, 2015 12:16 PM (t43dZ)

332 I would like some advanced nukes. I would use them for good! Get in line in front of the mullahs. You sound more believable.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:16 PM (DL2i+)

333 The Hindus invented 0.  The Muslims did cultural appropriation - ie they stole it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:16 PM (rSBBR)

334 And here's your regularly scheduled gay little joke about oppressive heteroschedasticity.

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 12:16 PM (wAoqp)

335 I thought you track toads were only cleared for Lycoming engines? The P+W F-100 being a wee bit of overkill for an MBT. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 05:15 PM (rSBBR) Actually, the M-1 mounts a Honeywell AGT1500C turbine. Or did when I left....

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:16 PM (V+kmg)

336 I'm still not sure I get what these two geniuses were hoping to accomplish. All they had to do was Google some choice key words, especially ones involving making nuclear devices, guns, and the tea party, and boom! NSA comes to you! So much more convenient.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2015 12:17 PM (yRwC8)

337 They stole the Zero. The Egyptians had it in 1740 BC.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2015 12:18 PM (b4JMJ)

338 Frankly, the 2LTs could use some more seasoning before they get a platoon. Preferably in an line infantry battalion as a PFC. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2015 05:15 PM (V+kmg) Yup.... I'm a proponent of the idea that every Officer should first serve as an Enlisted Guy. Hit about E5, and you get a choice... continue to Senior Enlisted... go to Zero School... Academies should not be made up of High School Grads... but of deserving Men who have already served.

Posted by: BB Wolf at March 30, 2015 12:18 PM (qh617)

339 Sean the poor M-1 probably has a hybrid system from a Chevy Volt.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:18 PM (rSBBR)

340 They were even a little odd.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 30, 2015 12:18 PM (j1Wvr)

341 For AlextheChick, some art

http://www.ufunk.net/en/illustration/love-bites/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:19 PM (rSBBR)

342 279 >.Protip: if you really want to sneak into the NSA, try disguising yourself as a mathematician.

How did Snowden do it - as a contractor?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2015 05:05 PM (TLTHv)

Maybe it was Lynn Conway?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 30, 2015 12:20 PM (xkSSa)

343

 

And on this day in history.... the first shots of the infamous NSA vs. Crossdresser War were fired when...

 

The Panty Insurection

Posted by: flip wilson at March 30, 2015 12:20 PM (lKyWE)

344 Just a couple of (cross dressing) guys out for a walk (that stole a car)

What difference at this point does it make?

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 30, 2015 12:20 PM (ZU84r)

345 #17 - These guys couldn't Mohammedans... They can mohammedans if they want to. Obsessed with goats' behinds.... They can act real crude, brains totally removed And blow up like an imbecile......

Posted by: Men Without Hats (Or Heads) at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (wJliR)

346 "Yup.... I'm a proponent of the idea that every Officer should first serve as an Enlisted Guy." Last I looked, the Israelis used this system.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (noWW6)

347

It was a "drag race" gone wrong.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (cgtTL)

348 KLINGEEEERRRRRR!!!

Posted by: Colonel Potter at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (ZMbDb)

349 Oh Corgis

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (rSBBR)

350 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Goatse at March 30, 2015 05:06 PM (vgIRn)



Some things we don't talk about.  This is a family blog, after all. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (TOk1P)

351 Sean the poor M-1 probably has a hybrid system from a Chevy Volt. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 05:18 PM (rSBBR) ------------ Seriously there is a lot of thought of moving to electric drive for future armored vehicles (maybe not MBT?) with batteries supplying power to the drive and a diesel engine to charge the batteries.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 30, 2015 12:21 PM (NUqwG)

352 Just a couple of (cross dressing) guys out for a walk (that stole a car) What difference at this point does it make? - It was caused by Jamie Foxx's Bruce Jenner joke.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 30, 2015 12:22 PM (LImiJ)

353 I wonder if they were wearing crotchless pantyhose?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 12:23 PM (oDCMR)

354 I'm a proponent of the idea that every Officer should first serve as an Enlisted Guy I'm shocked to hear this isn't the case. Has it always been this way?

Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 12:23 PM (g/zj9)

355 Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at March 30, 2015 05:23 PM (oDCMR) *ahem* We prefer the term "open gusset" pantyhose thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Kevin Fleming, Couturier to Maryland's Lower Crust Since 2015( [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:25 PM (V+kmg)

356 I'm shocked to hear this isn't the case. Has it always been this way? Posted by: Feh at March 30, 2015 05:23 PM (g/zj9) Since just after WWII....yeah.

Posted by: Kevin Fleming, Couturier to Maryland's Lower Crust Since 2015( [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 30, 2015 12:27 PM (V+kmg)

357

>>Islam always attracts the lowest common denominator.

They did invent zero, right?

.........................

Sssh.

Posted by: Hussein - that's my name, don't wear it out at March 30, 2015 12:27 PM (wAQA5)

358 The latest news has it that the driver was a disciple of Aleister Crowley, while his partner, named apparently for a member of a popular American comedy duo, suffered from asthma. In other words, it was clearly a case of Thelema and Lou Wheeze.

Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at March 30, 2015 12:29 PM (wJliR)

359 248, I figure many of them may "slip on their tea" like the one on Red October.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 30, 2015 12:30 PM (REkPr)

360 "336 The Hindus invented 0. The Muslims did cultural appropriation - ie they stole it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 30, 2015 05:16 PM (rSBBR)"


Actually, we were postulating the net effect, from now until infinity, of Mohammedans on Human Culture, so there you go!

Posted by: The Hindus at March 30, 2015 12:33 PM (sCHw2)

361 A pair of queens lost to three nines.

Posted by: Cruzinator at March 30, 2015 12:36 PM (sIhFA)

362 I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the level of idiocy-but sometimes I am. If the men were wearing dresses how does it make someone "transphobic" to say that they were dressed that way. I guess we'll be at the point where you can't mention a distinguishing feature about any possible suspect. It will "Be on the lookout for someone who committed a crime" Unless of course they are white men. That profiling is o.k. I suppose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2015 12:38 PM (DXzRD)

363 How dare you sir! My wife assured me I was average. Posted by: Zombie George Meade at March 30, 2015 04:38 PM (TOk1P) After watching you at Gettysburg, I assure you that you're well below average. He won, didn't he?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2015 12:40 PM (WvS3w)

364 NSA appeared to be fully aware of each movement and transaction of these attackers, right up to and including their ramming the NSA's front door?

Posted by: Kirk at March 30, 2015 01:05 PM (GBnWt)

365 I loved hearing on the radio that 2 men dressed as wimmen had rammed the gate 'but its not terrorism' Oh sure it was probably just a couple of drunkards doing this on a dare on monday morning. Seriously this reflexive "its not terrorism" shouting simply makes me think everything is terrorism. And I don't know how that GermanWings pilot crashing that plane is NOT terrorism. So what if it wasn't sponsored by a terrorist group or inspired by religion of pieces? Killing 150 random strangers is practically the definition of an act of terrorism. I'm itching to know if the NSA gate crashers were in bhurkas or dressed like Kurt Russel in Tango and Cash.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 30, 2015 01:16 PM (dkExz)

366 Guns drugs and cross dressing? Not even odd for a Federal Government workplace...

Posted by: Mudshark at March 30, 2015 01:19 PM (A88Z7)

367 I am OUTRAGED at this BIGOTED attack on cross-dressers!!!!!!!!!! I will now be very very OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 30, 2015 02:42 PM (6myQW)

368 test

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 03, 2015 06:07 AM (P330y)

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