August 29, 2005

14-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Caught At Checkpoint With Shrapnel-Explosive Bombs
— Ace

Gee willickers, I wish Bush would press Sharon into making all sorts of politically-difficult concessions to the Palestinians so that paedoterrorism like this would end!

Oh, wait, he did? Sharon forcibly removed all Israeli settlers from Gaza?

Hmmmm.

I know the answer then: More concessions!

It's just gotta work this time, I know it!

As Neville Chamberlain said, If at first you don't succeed, just give them Tel Aviv and see what happens then.

Posted by: Ace at 11:44 AM | Comments (12)
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1 "Paedoterrorism?" Y'all feeling terribly British today, Ace?

Posted by: Megan at August 29, 2005 11:54 AM (s22mC)

2 They'll probably find out that the kid was mentally retarded too...

Posted by: TF6S at August 29, 2005 12:19 PM (ll107)

3 The Gaza pullout was just another atrocity by the Israelis.

By giving Palestinians what they want, Sharitler (Hitron?) was merely cruelly whetting their appetites for more. No wonder there's more terror.... Oh, ahem, excuse me. "Resistance." Yeah. Resistance.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow at August 29, 2005 12:23 PM (v675M)

4 Hitron? As in, Voltron's mass-murdering, genocidal cousin? I think I missed that episode.

Posted by: Sobek at August 29, 2005 12:38 PM (6GK9U)

5 Actually, I believe Hitron is a flavor of Absolut Vodka.

Posted by: Brian B at August 29, 2005 12:40 PM (CouWh)

6 The wages of appeasement.
Minimum wages, at that.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 29, 2005 01:54 PM (5WEQS)

7 The ones caught are always passengers on the short bus. You'd think they would come up with a better excuse, like the kid was a diversion so that the real shaheed could smuggle in the Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Posted by: rw at August 29, 2005 02:30 PM (GnjIu)

8 I don't think Sharon is under any illusions that pulling out of Gaza will appease the Palestinians. I think he's just tired of being their police force. I agree with him. Israel should pull out of regions that are primarily Palestinian to some reasonable boundary (decided by Israel), build a giant wall, and try to ignore the noise next door as their neighbors fight their inevitable civil war. It's a sick and sad situation, but I'm not sure what better options there are.

Posted by: SJKevin at August 29, 2005 06:28 PM (de3lv)

9 appeasement → "courage"
fighting back → "terrorism"

Posted by: Tony at August 29, 2005 07:19 PM (dYcZw)

10 Use of 14 year old kids is disgusting. Terrorism is disgusting.

The incident tool place in Nablus, deep inside the Occupied West Bank, where people line up at hundreds of checkpoints for hours everyday to get assent from Israeli occupiers to move from their home to go to a school or business. 38 years of that shit.

That is disgusting, too.

As is waiting at those checkpoints as traffic wizzes by on "Jews-only allowed" roads built within the Occupied Palestinian lands, as is Settlers having head of the line privileges at common checkpoints as Jewish are considered above waiting...since of course the checkpoints were built to protect colonizing Jews coming in from Russia - hence, all the "fault" of the Palestinians who "justly" - as punishment for not appreciating the invaders -- wait hours and are subject to other humiliations.

That is disgusting, too.

And the attacks will continue until Israel withdraws to permanent borders.

The East Europeans hated the Soviet tanks and Soviets populating their countries. The story of other colonial invaders is well known. But somehow Israel is a special exception...

Posted by: Cedarford at August 30, 2005 11:44 AM (ywZa8)

11 Using a 14 year-old to commit murder = budging in line

Brilliant, fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Master of None at August 30, 2005 12:22 PM (2c7xL)

12 "The story of other colonial invaders is well known. But somehow Israel is a special exception..."

Yes, "somehow." Care to elaborate on that?

Posted by: Knemon at August 31, 2005 06:55 PM (QaHR7)

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