August 05, 2008

Al Quaeda "sleeper" agent in custody?
— Russ from Winterset

From the "dog trainer" (h/t to Patterico for the nickname)

The most interesting part of the article? When this woman, who's smart enough to, REALLY TRULY ACTUALLY, "split atoms...WITH HER MIND!", wanted to get more involved in global jihad, the bigwigs in the organization told her to get barefoot & pregnant so that she could start squeezing out little jihadists.

Am I the only one getting a mental picture of Ms. "I Wanna Kill Infidels" sitting down for a meeting with Osama bin Lumbergh and the al-Bobs?

"Uhmmmmm, yeahhhhhh. Ms. Siddiqui? Uhmmmmm, we're gonna need you to get pregnant as soon as you can, ummmmmkay? Would Saturday work for you? And uhmmmmm yeahhhh, we're also gonna need you to stop going to MIT. That's Man-Work, woman."

What's the word I'm looking for here: an over-educated woman uses her education to help a seventh-century religious movement where the male partners despise her because of that education, and the word that best describes this would be........oh, I don't know....IRONY?

Say what you will about the "decadent West", but at least we can harness the abilities of our womenfolk. When a celeb like Jessica Alba wants to go entertain the troops, does our military tell her to "start having kids so that we'll have some new recruits for the 2026 incoming class? Does our political system tell entertainers like Carrie Underwood and Shania Twain to get back under their burkhas? Do we tell adult industry stars like Jenna Haze or Jenna Jameson to stop doing DVDAs that do so much to entertain the troops & get right with God so that they can start preaching the gospel?

No sir, we look those lovely ladies right in the eye and say "Gimme your best shot, baby." That's why we're winning the war. Because we refuse to keep our lights under a bushel basket.

That, and the fact that we're fighting seventh-century douchebags who think that riding donkeys makes them "mechanized infantry".

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at 09:04 AM | Comments (23)
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1 Do we tell adult industry stars like Jenna Haze or Jenna Jameson to stop doing DVDAs that do so much to entertain the troops & get right with God so that they can start preaching the gospel?

I just got distracted at this part of the post, when I began wondering when either of these two actresses did DVDA, and why I hadn't seen it.

Posted by: brak at August 05, 2008 09:18 AM (eray4)

2 DVDAs huh.  Jenna's pretty damn slutty, but I don't think she could handle all that.  Just so the three of you who don't already know, this has nothing to do with DVDs.

Women who spend time in the USA, and freely decide to support Islamofacism, are so incomprehensible to me.  I have some idiots in my family that are irrational in their Christianity (I'm a Christian myself, but these guys are in the nutty crowd), and I wonder how far the human mind can be broken to support something that is obviously wrong and contrary to self interest and common human decency.  This woman has to be near the very end of that limit.

It's like a well informed Jew taking a bullet to protect Hitler.

Posted by: ghy at August 05, 2008 09:18 AM (8jYMc)

3 Inevitably the "news" article has to quote the moonbats claiming torture and that this is all some Bushco plot.  Don't they ever get tired of typing the same damned lies over and over?

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 05, 2008 09:19 AM (Z+rhq)

4 Is DVDA kinda like doing it in the back of a volkswagon?  In otherwords, an uncomfortable position.

Posted by: BTM at August 05, 2008 09:40 AM (T1l1O)

5 She brought info about US targets.  This woman wanted another 9/11.  She saw all those orphans, widows, and dead... thousands of broken families, and said "more please". 

Apparently she was in an interrogation room, and managed to hide, and then grab an M-4 carbine and shoot at one of our soldiers (and then miss and get shot in the gut).  sounds like a die-hard true believer.  I know she doesn't know shit, because they won't tell her anything important, but hopefully we get something out of her.

Posted by: ghy at August 05, 2008 09:41 AM (8jYMc)

6 Wow, an al Qaeda sleeper agent blending in comfortably in the Boston area. That must've been really hard. Hell, I wonder the same thing about half my nustso lefty neighbors sometimes.

Posted by: Andy at August 05, 2008 09:57 AM (C3mTI)


I get it.  SLEEPER agent.  Har!

Posted by: CAD Daddy at August 05, 2008 10:09 AM (U6x6j)


Seems like you could make the same argument the lefties are making about drilling (har) for oil.


We can't sleep our way out of this mess.  It will take ten or fifteen years before we see any results.  We need new renewable sources of splodey-dopes.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at August 05, 2008 10:17 AM (U6x6j)

9 "we're fighting seventh-century douchebags who think that riding donkeys makes them "mechanized infantry".

Since Obama couldn't force our loss by denying the surge of troops, he's going to one up us all with a complete destruction of our infrastructure--no oil allowed plan.

This MIT al Quaeda hater of America is the sort who would flourish as the anthrax terrorist.

Posted by: maverick muse at August 05, 2008 10:39 AM (F1b/5)

10 The idea that intelligence (and education) is inversely related to faith or belief is a marxist fib. Intelligence relates to one's ability to manipulate facts and objects within the perceived world. Belief relates to one's understanding of right and wrong and the goals for which one should aim with intelligence. A-Q's acceptance of marxian modes of thought is one of their biggest weakness. That and their surprising susceptibility to Sudden Entropy Increase Syndrome when in large wedding parties; apparently they are unable to develop the needed resistance.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at August 05, 2008 12:29 PM (TPRbZ)

11 A classic portrait of eduction not indicative intelligence.

Posted by: Penfold at August 05, 2008 01:29 PM (lF2Kk)

12 One of this biggest annoyances I have had over the last 7 years is how feminists and gays, two frequent targets of the jihadis, have been siding with the very Islamists who would kill them just for being gay or a woman.

Posted by: eddiebear at August 05, 2008 01:30 PM (wnU1W)


Well, I will believe Barry, and that the more important thing to worry about are fucking windmills and inflating my tires.

Has Barry the Man said a single word about terrorism, ever?

Posted by: Rev Dr The Man E Buzz BigNuts at August 05, 2008 01:33 PM (sf4Oe)

14 I'll just throw this out there:  an MIT educated biologist working for AQ in custody + anthrax investigation regarding biochem researcher Ivins.  Possible connection?

Posted by: Rich at August 05, 2008 02:00 PM (Qrjpn)

15 Can someone tell me if the latest post (a supposed network memorandum explaining coverage of the Republican convention) at Powerline is for real...? It is just TOO clever. I get humor AND some irony, but this thing is scary.

Posted by: tankcdr at August 05, 2008 02:07 PM (/9ct2)

16 I would hit it

with my fist.

Posted by: uniball at August 05, 2008 02:24 PM (27iEn)

17 Did the b#tch finish her TPS reports?

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at August 05, 2008 06:54 PM (lshtg)

18 But mostly riding donkeys makes them "mechanized infantry.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 06, 2008 04:34 AM (1hM1d)

19 I'm not surprised that the Jihadi-men told her to shut up and pop out babies. They were just living up to their ideological position on women's rights. To wit: women have the right to be barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen, and stay at home unless accompanied by an adult male family member. She could have done some damage to us, but the jihadis wanted to be politically correct first, effective second.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 06, 2008 05:24 AM (fenBi)

20 great

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