January 31, 2008
— Ace The High Value Target recently vaporized has been reconstructed, approximately, enough to identify him.
Egypt - Abu Laith al-Libi, a top al-Qaida commander in Afghanistan who was blamed for bombing a base while Vice President Cheney was visiting last year, has been killed in Pakistan, according to a militant Web site.Al-Libi was a key link between the Taliban and al-Qaida and was one of the Americans' 12 most-wanted men with a bounty of $200,000 on his head.
It seems congratulations are in order. And Al Qaeda is doling them out.
"He was martyred with a group of his brothers in the land of Muslim Pakistan," said the Web site, which frequently carries announcements from militant groups. "Though we are sad for his loss, he left a legacy that will inflame the enemy nation and religion."The statement included al-Libi's picture. In an earlier announcement on the same site, a banner appeared in a section reserved for affiliated militant groups and not open to public posting.
"We congratulate the Islamic nation for the martyrdom of the sheik, the lion, Abu Laith al-Libi," it said.
Let us have far more of these joyous occasions and the consequent congratulations. They're like surprise parties. The most wonderful surprise parties in the whole world.
Dick Cheney's turn-ons include sunsets,
Victorian erotic poetry, and Death.
Thanks to Doug.
Third Highest-Ranking Al Qaeda Terrorist?: So he's been ranked, but I hear that's only his computer ranking, artificially inflated by running up the score on inferior competition like Chinese prostitutes and 12 year old schoolgirls.
Against real competition from the Great Satan Conference, he didn't fare so well.
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Victorian erotic poetry, and Death."
But mostly Death.
(That was seriously low hanging fruit. I'm worried about getting sick because that fruit may have been on the ground for a while.)
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Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2008 02:16 PM (Gzb30)
Against real competition from the Great Satan Conference, he didn't fare so well.
That is flat-out one of the best snarks I've read in the last 2 years. I started to chuckle, and just burst out laughing until I was cackling like John Edwards watching a fat lady slip on melted ice cream outside a Starbucks.
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Well we can't call Cheney the "Pocket Rocket" since former hockey player Henri Richard owns that nickname; so how about: ?
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